March 6, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Lakers owner Jeanie Buss insisting that the Lakers don't have an unfair advantage compared to the rest of the NBA at getting star players, the Titans level of interest in Sam Darnold, another edition of #AskBen, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Conitchewa and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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here in our number three.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lakers owner Genie Buss has been flapping her gums. She
recently insisted that the Lakers don't have an unfair advantage
compared to the rest of the NBA at getting star players, Hodi,
how'd you describe those comments? Also, she took some shots
at Anthony Davis on his way out of La La
Land will break that down for you. And new Cubs
(00:40):
infielder Justin Turner says he's disappointed with his former team.
He briefly played for the Mariners. He's upset Seattle didn't
have a better offseason after missing the postseason by one game.
He said they have got a great pitching staff, but
essentially implied they're wasting it. Is this criticism fair or foul?
And how would you describe the Tennessee Titans level of
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interest in Sam Darnold as that has been bandied about? Also,
is it true that Titans are trying to trade that
number one pick? We'll talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number three, she says.
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thousand wherever he is. All right, So our lead this
hour is from a pro bouncy ball as a caller.
I think it was Randy from Norman, Oklahoma, got very
upset when I said in copy that was given to
me for a commercial bouncy and he did not like
that at all. But the craziness that's going on, everyone's buzzing.
(02:57):
The league's rigged.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They took care of the kers yet again.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So I don't know if you saw the comments made
by the owner of the team that won the Genetic Lottery,
but maybe not so during a recent radio interview on
National Public Radio, because that's what we need to hear
about the Lakers. The owner of the team, Genie Buss. Yeah,
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I called her an owner on a rebel. Genie Buss,
who inherited the team, didn't do anything to make any
real money, just happened to win the gen Ic Lottery,
and her dad was rich, and so she got the team.
So Genie Buss pushed back, She pushed us back on
the notion that things always seem.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
To work out.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
They essentially have a three leaf clover shoved up there,
you know what, Right, they got a lucky clover shoved
up there. The purple and goal. Now, this is in
reference to the Luca Donzik trade. Luca's not really a trade. You.
Trade is where you give people an opportunity to bid
on an item, and you're trying to work out a
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deal to help your franchise the most Nico in Dallas
just said, oh screw it, We'll just we want to
help the Lakers out now.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The money quote. I'm not gonna waste your time with
all this other nonsense.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The money quote from Genie Bus, she said, quote people
feel somehow the Lakers have an unfair advantage, but that
is not true.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Close quote. All right, So let us discuss the Lakers NEPO.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Owner Geni Bus insisting recently that the Lakers do not
have an unfair competitive advantage in comparison to the rest
of the NBA at getting star players.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So how would you describe these comments.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I've got vinyl albums Hello Kitty and Glass of Water,
and we will combine all of these together and we
are going to make a traduction.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's right, it too.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
My buddy Sports with Coleman, was at a restaurant in
Florida and they were serving traduckt I've never heard of
a restaurant. I guess in Louisiana they do it. I
think that's where John Madden the old broadcaster back and
then they got it but to Duckett. All right, So
first of all, my first thought is, how would you
describe these comments? Cuckoo for cocoa puffs is how I
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would describe them. Who wants to be the person to
tell Genie Boss? Who wants to be the one to
tell Genie Boss? Hey, Jeanie, you might be a little
off on that take. You might have missed the bulls
eye there. Bad job by you. Genie is selling vinyl
albums to low information fans, right, tone deaf records, we'll
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call it tone deaf records, proving if she really believes this,
and again the quote that we are parsing the words
of people feel somehow the Lakers have an unfair advantage,
but that is not true. If she truly believes that,
then I don't know that we can save her. I
know she's the girl in the bubble, and she's lived
a charm life. Born on third base. She thinks she
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hit a triple. This is all public knowledge, right, This
is all public knowledge, And I get that this is
the only thing she knows.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's the world she grew.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Up in, and she's always been loaded because her dad
was loaded and hadn't really worked for anything. But there's
a long history going back many generations of these things
always working out in the franchisees favor. The scorecard is lopsided.
She mentioned in this interview the paw Gasol trade, which
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was another.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Ridiculous trade where Jerry West.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Took care of the Lakers and did them a solid
and pow Gasol dropped into the Lakers' lap after Shack
had left and the Lakers did not have a championship
level team. They were just given paw Gasol for a
bag of stale peanuts at that time.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And so now the latest train heist is.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Looka and all that, which again is looking more and
more by the day like a cloak and dagger mission
that there was some kind of meddling from the league office.
I can't imagine that even if Nico Harrison wanted to
trade Luca, any owner like the Dallas Maveris new ownership
group the Aedelson family would sign off on that without
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some kind of higher up from the League office.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And boy, this would be really good.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Those TV people are paying a lot of money and
no one's watching our product.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Our product. The ratings are in the toilet.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We really would need that would help us out a lot,
that would do us a solid.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That would be a great mitzvah.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And so here we go, and you're protecting the tarnished
Laker brand. The team's such a joke they had in
a podcast or as a coach. So either the league
office medled or Nico Harrison really is just a dink
and he pulled the trigger. And I believe that the
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tentacles go much deeper. But we'll find out, Avntion, We'll
find out. And years ago, you're such a fan. Years
ago when the NBA had a real commissioner that had
had basket balls, David Stern, he vetoed, he vetoed the
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Chris Paul trade. Other than that, it has been preferential
treatment now. Genie Buss also talk about being classless. Genie
Buss took shots at Anthony Davis on his way out
to Dallas, saying, I might give you the whole quote here,
but she I'll give you the top part. The NEPO
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owner the Lakers, Genie Buss said a d was complaining
about where he was being played and he wasn't happy,
and then she complained about losing to the Nuggets year
after year.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So you talk about catching unexpected strays.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
If you're Anthony Davis, right the youter Brown Well, as
I recall, listen, I certainly am on the other side
of this. But Street Clothes was trying to get the
Laker front office to upgrade the roster. He felt the
roster was not good enough, and he did get his wish.
They did upgrade the roster. He was collateral damage. Be
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careful what you wish for, all right. Now, secondly, we
go to baseball. You talk about scraping the bottom of
the barrel. Can someone let baseball players know that we
have a talk show to do every night, they might
want to do things that are interesting, say things that
are interesting for the talk show.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Is there anyone more boring than baseball players? During spring training?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Holy crap? Well, I did find something that caught my attention, and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It involves a team we don't talk about very much.
Why would we they suck the Seattle baseball team.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Now this comes out of Chicago Cubs camp. One of
the great Dodgers of the last twenty years, the the
Garden Nome Justin Turner, who's the ultimate journeyman. He was
a journeyman before he went to the Dodgers, and now
he's a journeyman once.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He left the Dodgers. Since he left the Dodgers, he.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Has played for the Red Sox, the Blue Jays, the Mariners.
Now he's on the Chicago Cubs. Bounced all over the
LAS anyway, get to the point, please, So Justin Turner
says he is disappointed. He's disappointed the Mariners did not
have a better off season, even though he's with the
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Chicago Cubs. And Turner's point is, Listen, they missed the
postseason by one game.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
One numero who no one game, and they didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Do enough to improve the offense there in Seattle. So
is that criticism fair or foul? Fair or foul? So
after a peak at instant replay, fair ball, that is
a fair ball.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That is what it is, all right. So here's the deal,
the loan move, and I think I'm right on this.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I didn't see anything else that rose to the level
of high crimes and misdemeanors. Jorge Polanco, let me repeat
that for those of you in the back of the room,
little slow. The Seattle Mariners added one player that we've
heard of in the offseason, and we barely heard of
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this guy, Jorge Polanco. Can we please hit the snooze
button now I actually have the answer, though, I'm gonna
tell Justin Turner, and I'm gonna tell anyone else. All
seven Mariner fans left the answer. I remember when I
went to Seattle last time in twenty nineteen with Jay Scoop.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We had the Mallard meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Which was just before COVID. But that was a crazy,
crazy couple once. It was in December of twenty nineteen,
last weekend of the NFL regular season. The Seahawks were
playing the forty nine Ers. We had JJ and Renton
Robbie the Mariner fan, no Stritian, big names, big names
in the Malad militia, a bunch of other guys I'm forgetting,
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but they.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Were all there.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And I remember walking by the Seattle Mariners team store
and I said, that's the most depressing place in all
of Seattle, and I was right. But I'm gonna explain.
I'm gonna explain here the deal with the Marritors. Okay,
why why they're not upset? Why they're just taking the
slow road to nowhere? Because the Mariner's mission statement. The
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franchise charter is to be unexceptional. Now, they don't want
to be bad. They don't want to be bad, They
just don't want to be really good. How do we
know that because they said the quiet part out loud.
That little weasel, Jerry Depoto, he's a little weasel, the
head of Baseball ops. He essentially played Hello Kitty and
(13:02):
let the cat out of the bag a couple of
years back. The Mariners didn't do anything at the trade
deadline a couple of years ago, and they were very
upset by that, and so the GM Jerry Depoto said,
the goal of the franchise every year is to not
be like the army and be all you can be.
They just want to win fifty four percent of their games.
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Now do you know what a fifty four percent winning
percentage looks like in baseball? That's eighty eight wins seventy
four losses. That's a five forty two winning percentage. So
the idea is, if the Mariners are just an eighty
eight win team, if they do that for ten years,
the nerds and even though Jerry Depoto played in the
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major leagues for a couple of years, he's deferring to
the nerds on this, the nerd math says that they
will end up in the postseason. Enough, over ten years
and with a little bit of dumb law, they'll end
up in the World Series. Now, the Mariners are the
last team standing that has never been to the World Series.
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Every other team, every other team has been to the
World Series, most of them have won the World Series,
but not the Seattle Mariners. They're holding out all right. Now,
final thought, we go to the NFL, not nash Foot
Paul Lee quickly, how would you describe the Tennessee Titans
and the now reported interest in Sam Donald? So what
(14:28):
level of interest does Tennessee have in Sam Donald? So
the Titans philosophy.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Here is.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Measured, and we're hearing that they're not exactly smitten with
the draft.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I agree based on what I have read.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Which is a couple of scouting guides, and I've watched
some clips on YouTube, I don't see any generational offensive talent.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I do see.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I like this Abdual Carter, the edge guy from Penn State.
But other than him, there's nothing that's really all that exciting,
nothing that's just jumps off the off the page. So publicly,
the Titans are considering cam Ward, the Miami quarterback late
of Washington State, and Penn State's Abdul Carter, who I
(15:18):
just mentioned.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I like him.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Privately, they are desperately hoping that some dumb team like
the Cleveland Browns or the Giants trade up to get
that number one a little later on that number one
overall pick. Now this means all right to Tennessee. They
would like to go for quantity over quality, and you
(15:44):
need a quarterback. The mayo man Will Levis, You'd be
better off with a tub of mayo under center, unless.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You want a medley of mistakes. He's really good at
the medley of mistakes.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
So Sam Darnold is a contingency plan that we would
discribe their level of interest in Sam Donald and Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
As a glass of water at.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Room temperature, luke warm, not Luke Skywalker, luke warm. And
the Titans they say, well, they have some interest in Donald,
who's in free agency and all that if if he
is willing to play for thirty million dollars a year.
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Can you imagine living in a world where thirty million
dollars is a bargain deal for a player who you
know is going to self destruct.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
My god.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Anyway, it's like when you sign Sam Donald and if
you play Sam Donald, it's like you're running the Indy
five hundred and your car. You know, your car can
only go for four hundred and eighty miles. It will
not make the five hundred. You have no chance of
winning the race. But you might be leading the race
after two hundred miles or three hundred miles, but do
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you know in the end, you're not gonna win. You're
not gonna have the melt poured over your head. It's
not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
So anyway, it is.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
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Up until then. Time now for the malor riddle of
the day. And here is the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
In oil painting of a blank has sold for three thousand,
five hundred dollars on eBay. Again, an oil painting of
a blank has sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it.
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Next.
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I think we're up to now fifty eight nicknames. As
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Those were from Senior General. Bring it to your general,
Alf the alien opiner for my scrabble abilities. If I
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can only monetize that on how to make a lot
of money playing scrabble, I'd be in good shape. Instead,
I'm doing overnight talk radio. Here is the Malor Riddle
of the day. The Mallord Riddle of the Day.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Here it is all right. An oil painting of.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
A blank recently sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oil painting of blank.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Recently sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That is the mallor riddle of the day. Let's see
does anyone know the answer? We'll go here, we'll try
to find out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Zach says the answer is an oil painting of a
Penis that?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
That is the answer.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Mason in Huntington Beach says a classic Norman Rockwell painting.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Who else do we have? Page down? I can't read that?
On the air.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Late night drug tester says an oil painting of a
bikini bottom?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Is the answer? Going right there?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Lady Sideburn says banana hammock. So everyone's on the same
wavelength here, berg Dog said, a not a banana hammock,
a banana tape to a wall.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Modern art sure is beautiful, so he said.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Andy in Lionel' Lake says a painting of nude gronk
lying on the couch with a ruby necklace around his neck.
This his hashtag. Titanic Donkey sausage. Senda said, A signed
painting from serial killer John Wayne Gacy is the answer.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Everyone loves the Donkey and I like al don Yes,
alf the Alien opiner says a painting of the greatest
fortune I ever received, and it's the one that says
some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Yeah, that's when you're
when you're writing fortune cookies and you run out of ideas,
you just put that in there. And Armadillo guests by
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Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Mister nice guy says a rink
racer Zamboni hot wheel.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Now, that's pretty cool. Is that is that AI?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Or is there?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Did they actually make a hot wheel of a Zamboni?
That's pretty neat. If that's real, I feel like they.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Should, like if they don't have one, should I.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Feel like that's legit. I don't think that's fake, but
I've never seen that before. Mister mister nice guy sent that.
Maybe that's fake. Oscar Meyer sandwich bread from King Rory,
that's disgusting. A scrabble board guest by DJ Spin in
San Diego, u Inka Terror says blind Scott shredded quivering
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ego after being pulverized by Inco Terror.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
And the Verbal Octagon from inkoterear. Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Page down A high detailed picture of nothing from mister
Irrigation on the grind JB says a tire I Raq employee.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, they should have sold.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
An oil painting of a tire I Raq employee for
that much money. Painting of a plink pink flamingo from
Mark and Santa Monica.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Who else do you have?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Timothy in Northern Kentucky says a painting of Hollering James
famous Snart scene. The riddle sounds fishy from Rod, the
Ambassador of Bakersfield.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Let's see your hold on all right, Lorrain, Do you
have an answer?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
An oil painting of a blank recently sold for thirty
five dollars on eBay?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yeah, I'm somewhere between a soggy chicken and Luka doncic.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right, So that's two answers for one and no
that is the answer.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
And oil painting of a McDonald's filet of fish sandwich?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Where would you hang that?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Why would you paint that? That's what I want to know, Like,
what's the point of doing? Who's who's saying? I need
a filet of fish sandwich on on my wall?
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Some people really like filet of fish.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Not healthy though.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
People think it's fish that's deep fried and all that.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
I would hang in oil painting of the double Decker
Taco Supreme.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So if somebody did a oil painting of the double
double Decker Taco Supreme, you.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Would put that in your house.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Do you like hot sauce with that? Would you want
some Taco Bell hot sauce packets with it?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I don't use the hot sauce packets.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
You do not, So just the just the idea. You
want the wrapping paper around Taco.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Bell without the hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
We're sitting next to someone.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
I mean, the double Decker Taco Supreme has sour cream
on it, and so, I mean, I don't know that's.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Perfect how it is. I'm judging you.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
But to answer your question, Ben, I think maybe the
rappers like halfway off, like a like a off like
like an off the shoulder type of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, interesting, you like it halfway.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Off, so you want it minorly undress, you want to talk.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Little teas, you want to Yeah, he's there. Yeah. You
can kind of see the taco, but you can't see everything.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You can barely see the taco.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I got you all right, Uh, the element of surprise,
I got you all right.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well anyway, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
It's the show. We'll take some calls here. It is
a call in show. And let's say hello to Jerome
in Charleston.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Load Jerome, Helloa, Jerome, welcome.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Hey you on, like there's chicken band in night. You know,
what's the affinities for? Like tackles and stuff like that?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Man?
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Then the guy that cussed and all that? What about
the joy tale story?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Huh? What made her think she could do something like
that and nobody would ever find out about it? And
by the way, there's a conspiracy of scholas that talked
about this.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Because yeah, there's a grand there's a grand conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes, they send us, they send us a memo. Every
day they're talking about they don't talk about that. Do
not talk about that at all? What are you doing?
They tell me every day they're not talking about that.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
They have plenty of time to talk about de Sean
Watson and all this kicky behavior, but not the chickens
got time to talk about that though.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh no, no time at all, No time at all.
We have no time.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Did they fire her or just couldn't they just fire her?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
How helm I supposed to? I'm doing an overnight sports
radio show. I know everything.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Well, thank you for saying I'm almighty, all powerful, all knowing. Yes,
I the overnight gas bag has all the answers.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That is Corol.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
I'm just gonna say, if she was starting quarterback for
the Cleveland Browns, we'd probably be talking about it.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, we'd be breaking it down. Absolutely, we'd go inside
the huddle as well.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Do you got crossed?
Speaker 8 (27:26):
The skipped bailers off? Why would you want to sleep
poon like him?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right? You can't, you know you can't. Thank you,
Jero all right, what is it? Jerom?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I know you're on hole for a while, but I
mean that's the material you got. I thought you would
come up with some better material.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I was.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Anyway, let's go to Angry Bill. We do have ask
Ben coming up. Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
How's everybody doing? Your fun facts triggered me. You talked
about the Grassy Knoll and triggered my memories of the
Kennedy shooting. And here's a fun fact from the Kennedy shooting.
They showed the tape of Jacqueline Kenny climbing onto the
back of the limousine, and it kept saying it was
to try to help the secret service guy get into
(28:13):
the limousine. She wasn't climbing on the back to help
the secret service guy. She was picking up the president's
brains off the back of the limousine.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That I'm aware.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I'm aware of that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, so now you have.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
A fun fact of why she was climbing on the
back of the limo.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And I just thought it didn't want to leave the
brain behind. Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I don't know why, but she wanted to get the
brains picked up, and she that's what she was doing.
And that was the first shooting that was live on
television until the Trump won when Trump, I.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Don't that's true.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Wasn't there a politician in Pennsylvania? I think it was
that on a live news conference.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Check out.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that, So you're not.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 9 (29:03):
He was like he was he was about to like
get busted for like embezzlement or some some something like that, right.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, yeah, and he decided he just wanted.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
To about President of the United States.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
About you said, you said no one was on television
was ever shot after between two presidents, and there were
there were other people.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
You're wrong, No, No, I said, I'm talking about presidents.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
President who cares about why, I'm talking about people who
gives up presidents who cares.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Okay, Okay, Then I'm stating what I was stating about, Ben,
and you always want to change things around what I'm
stating about.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm trying to keep you focus. You would like to ramble,
and I'm trying to help you out. You're a rambler.
You're a rambler. I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Once in a while.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Listen, it's called talk radio. Stupid, it's not called listen.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Open up those big elephant ears. Once in a while,
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
I love him. That is an elephant sound.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Such a terrible call.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Can you guys make a good elephant sound?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You've proved it. You just proved you can.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Neither can Bill apparently Bill Bill Bill, Bill, good old angry.
He just wanted to talk about brains. He's chasing brains,
That's what he wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That was why Coop.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Also cannot make an elephant sound.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, most people can't. Do an elephant.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I bet someone could. If we have a caller who
can do a really good elephant sound, I think they
should let us know.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Well, one of our guys in Kansas does a great
pig thing, the Benny's. They're not the Bennies, the Mallord
Paloos every year he's yeah, Miami pig. We did a
whole song as a pig. The old thing is is
a pig.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, Uh, lit't sell Andrea in Berkeley the Female Caller
of the Year on the Ben Mallor Show. And then
we're going to get to ask Ben, Hello, Andrea, welcome.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Hello Ben? How are you?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
If I was any better, I'd be an A but
not a Sacramento A because just not gonna be very
good and they're stuck in Sacramento and all that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But anyway, you didn't call about that. What is on
your mind here?
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Andreas Es No, thanks again for the Female Caller of
the Year honors. I really appreciate it, and oh, thank
you kind of you and being a hard working virgo,
I better.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Earned my reward and award.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
So little Joey Bosa Sports Astrology.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, Joey Bosa was fired by the charger.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Yeah, he sure was. And obviously, I you know, tune
into Nick Bosa being with the forty nine ers and
Joey Bosa July eleven, nineteen ninety five, and that is
twenty nine years old. That's like the magical age of
Sata return, which is endings and new beginnings, and it's
(31:56):
not always subtle, and it's not always easy, very very
intense in terms of beginning a whole new cycle of
your life path. He will get married, divorced, change jobs,
living situations, you name it. So it was just perfect timing.
Although you know it's a five time pro bowler. It
was kind of shocking really that he got released. As
(32:18):
you said, that's a nice way of saying Gona, you know, fired.
But anyway, I digress. But you know, cancers are into food,
family and feelings, So wouldn't it be cool if he
was reunited with Nick Bosa and they were both playing
for the forty nine ers, well.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Both in Bosa.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
The T shirt sells itself there, most of it. The
problem is j always heard all the time.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
That's the issue.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, played very much.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
Yeah, but you know, it's just interesting that twenty nine
when you see that, I mean, I remember when Giombi
bolted to the Yankees when he was twenty nine. Just
a lot of major changes happen in people's life path
at their center return of twenty nine. So he was
unceremoniously let go, Joey. But you know he'll land on
(33:03):
his feet.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Absolutely, and as you do, we all land on our feet.
Go exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
All right, Well, thank you, Andrea and virgo and service
on X you want to sell and Andrea Female Caller
of the Year, Thank.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You, Andrea. All right, all right, there she goes.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
We're gonna have ask Ben. That's right, Ask Ben. Your
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It's now time for.
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Twitter, said U your questions on Twitter?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Now he no where we go it has asked Ben,
your questions are answers for the rest of the hour.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
For the rest of the hour, and we send the.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Mic over to the hoop de loop, as Marcel calls
him with the reading of the questions.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
All right, Ben, We're gonna start off with a question
from Timothy from n k Y.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
And this northern Kentucky, yeah, or southern Ohio, you.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Know, yeah, because he's got an Ohio state.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
This is a classic question but I can't recall ever
answer it since Lorena has been on the show. Timothy
would like to know what's everyone's favorite cookie?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, So I love cookies.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I'm uh you know, cookie Monster was one of my
heroes when I was growing up, so I always respected
the cookie. But the classic chocolate chip. You can't go
wrong with the classic chocolate chip, soft and gooey and
OOLI gooey goodness is the way to go. But you know,
I'm trying to think of like a cookie I don't like.
There's some that aren't as popular as the other ones.
(35:29):
But my go to is the chocolate chip. And then
I've made I've done a lot of these rip off
cookies from what's that.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Crumble cookie place?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah, where they put frosting on them, and those I've
like a strawberry frosting cookie was pretty good, but basic
chocolate chip.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
What about you, Loraina, Well, seasonally I love a gingerbread
cookie and it has to be done right, it has
to be soft. But I love a good gingerbread cookie.
But for my regular there was this place when I
was a kid. They had the best sugar cookies I
had ever had in my life. They have the nice
little sprinkles on top and the pink frosting that doesn't
(36:05):
taste like strawberries, it's just pink frosting. But it was
the most classic sugar cookie and that I would eat
every day.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's solid.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
There used to be a place and I think they
close now called Snookies Cookies, Yeah, Brendale.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
And that they were.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Awesome that cookie, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
When I covered the Clippers, they used to drop box.
They dropped a box of these cookies off and there
were no media covering the Clippers so we took like boxes,
like literal like half a box of cookies I take home.
That's why I got so fat. What about you, Coop, Well,
your favorite cookie snickerdoodle? Definitely by far, by far well.
I mean, look, chocolate chip is is great.
Speaker 9 (36:44):
Love chocolate chip, that's the standard. But I'm weird with
chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip with sparse chocolate chips.
There can be too much chocolate for me.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
The ratio is yeahant I got you all right? It
is asked, Ben, Your questions are answered by the way.
This guy, Chris G. From Whynona, Minnesota, wants a shout out.
We don't do shoutouts.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Chris G. From Winona, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Out, Sorry, dude, we're not doing that. I don't care
that you love the show, you like Lorraina and all that.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We're not doing shout outs, So screw you. Chris G
from Minona, Minnesota.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
Next, so, Tony in the Bay would like to know
I Tony, He said, what is the most difficult thing
you've attempted to eat while driving?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
And Lorena keep it clean?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You know I I'm this is gonna be a terrible answer,
but I hate eating in the car while I'm driving,
because I especially now as I've gotten no because I
only eat like once a day. So for me, I
want it's like a big event when I eat, so
I don't eat in the car.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Plus I hate having to clean the car out now.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
When my younger days, I would end up eating half
the bag of fast food on the way home. But
you know, it is not easy to eat like a hamburger.
But that's about it. I mean you because you got
to have the hand on the steering wheel you're driving.
I gotta have a hand with the burger in it.
But that's I don't think i've eaten anything like I've
not eaten like Chinese food where you gotta have the
fork in your hand, and I haven't done that.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
What about you, Lorena?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
My favorite thing would probably be like French fries of
some sort, right, something easy. It's my favorite one to eat.
Everything else is too messy.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yeah, that's what the most difficult thing is that you
can attempt.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh yeah, everyone knows fries are easy.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
Your tacos, tacos tacos, because you know, the lettuce just
falls everywhere. They just you got you gotta have the
right When you go in to bite the taco, you
got to tilt your head right, and if you don't,
then you make a huge mess.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
No good, no good.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
People hate that. Yeah, all right, Coop, go ahead, Coop.
Speaker 9 (38:41):
I gotta agree with Lorena. I have, like I've always
taken a lot of pride in my car that I've owned,
and so I don't like eating while driving because it's
just too risky. So I'll usually keep it to just
like a you know, like a cheeseburger for McDonald's. But
I have attempted to do a double decker Taco Supreme driving.
It's difficult.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, Also the cone from McDonald's because it oh.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Yeah fast love that I have done that and I
still I still do that.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That's there.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I've done it too. But the problem is you gotta
it's you gotta be strategic. You gotta lick around the
base of the cone because.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
You do no, no, because.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
And then gets you and drops this show.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
No, but it gets on your hands and it's messy.
You know what's next? Cool? Please shorry?
Speaker 9 (39:31):
Noah, And Austin wants to know what is the first
music album that you purchased?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
It was it?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Oh Man? It was it Tower Records in Hollywood? Uh No,
it maybe the one I don't. I don't. It might
have been like Hooty in the Blowfish or something.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (39:47):
What about you write a quick here's one more time,
Coop with my own money, Lincoln Park.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Oh Linco with your old money, Cooper Loop all growing
up with I missed Tower Records. That was a cool record.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Do I sound like a thousand years old saying target
to Tower Records? I think I did right
Conitchewa and welcome.
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lakers owner Genie Buss has been flapping her gums. She
recently insisted that the Lakers don't have an unfair advantage
compared to the rest of the NBA at getting star players, Hodi,
how'd you describe those comments? Also, she took some shots
at Anthony Davis on his way out of La La
Land will break that down for you. And new Cubs
(00:40):
infielder Justin Turner says he's disappointed with his former team.
He briefly played for the Mariners. He's upset Seattle didn't
have a better offseason after missing the postseason by one game.
He said they have got a great pitching staff, but
essentially implied they're wasting it. Is this criticism fair or foul?
And how would you describe the Tennessee Titans level of
(01:03):
interest in Sam Darnold as that has been bandied about? Also,
is it true that Titans are trying to trade that
number one pick? We'll talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number three, she says.
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lived in Arizona. I don't know what happened, but he
loved the number ten thousand. He didn't know about the
number ten thousand before, but he loves the number ten
(02:35):
thousand wherever he is. All right, So our lead this
hour is from a pro bouncy ball as a caller.
I think it was Randy from Norman, Oklahoma, got very
upset when I said in copy that was given to
me for a commercial bouncy and he did not like
that at all. But the craziness that's going on, everyone's buzzing.
(02:57):
The league's rigged.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They took care of the kers yet again.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So I don't know if you saw the comments made
by the owner of the team that won the Genetic Lottery,
but maybe not so during a recent radio interview on
National Public Radio, because that's what we need to hear
about the Lakers. The owner of the team, Genie Buss. Yeah,
(03:23):
I called her an owner on a rebel. Genie Buss,
who inherited the team, didn't do anything to make any
real money, just happened to win the gen Ic Lottery,
and her dad was rich, and so she got the team.
So Genie Buss pushed back, She pushed us back on
the notion that things always seem.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
To work out.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
They essentially have a three leaf clover shoved up there,
you know what, Right, they got a lucky clover shoved
up there. The purple and goal. Now, this is in
reference to the Luca Donzik trade. Luca's not really a trade. You.
Trade is where you give people an opportunity to bid
on an item, and you're trying to work out a
(04:06):
deal to help your franchise the most Nico in Dallas
just said, oh screw it, We'll just we want to
help the Lakers out now.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The money quote. I'm not gonna waste your time with
all this other nonsense.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The money quote from Genie Bus, she said, quote people
feel somehow the Lakers have an unfair advantage, but that
is not true.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Close quote. All right, So let us discuss the Lakers NEPO.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Owner Geni Bus insisting recently that the Lakers do not
have an unfair competitive advantage in comparison to the rest
of the NBA at getting star players.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So how would you describe these comments.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I've got vinyl albums Hello Kitty and Glass of Water,
and we will combine all of these together and we
are going to make a traduction.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's right, it too.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
My buddy Sports with Coleman, was at a restaurant in
Florida and they were serving traduckt I've never heard of
a restaurant. I guess in Louisiana they do it. I
think that's where John Madden the old broadcaster back and
then they got it but to Duckett. All right, So
first of all, my first thought is, how would you
describe these comments? Cuckoo for cocoa puffs is how I
(05:20):
would describe them. Who wants to be the person to
tell Genie Boss? Who wants to be the one to
tell Genie Boss? Hey, Jeanie, you might be a little
off on that take. You might have missed the bulls
eye there. Bad job by you. Genie is selling vinyl
albums to low information fans, right, tone deaf records, we'll
(05:42):
call it tone deaf records, proving if she really believes this,
and again the quote that we are parsing the words
of people feel somehow the Lakers have an unfair advantage,
but that is not true. If she truly believes that,
then I don't know that we can save her. I
know she's the girl in the bubble, and she's lived
a charm life. Born on third base. She thinks she
(06:04):
hit a triple. This is all public knowledge, right, This
is all public knowledge, And I get that this is
the only thing she knows.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's the world she grew.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Up in, and she's always been loaded because her dad
was loaded and hadn't really worked for anything. But there's
a long history going back many generations of these things
always working out in the franchisees favor. The scorecard is lopsided.
She mentioned in this interview the paw Gasol trade, which
(06:31):
was another.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Ridiculous trade where Jerry West.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Took care of the Lakers and did them a solid
and pow Gasol dropped into the Lakers' lap after Shack
had left and the Lakers did not have a championship
level team. They were just given paw Gasol for a
bag of stale peanuts at that time.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And so now the latest train heist is.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Looka and all that, which again is looking more and
more by the day like a cloak and dagger mission
that there was some kind of meddling from the league office.
I can't imagine that even if Nico Harrison wanted to
trade Luca, any owner like the Dallas Maveris new ownership
group the Aedelson family would sign off on that without
(07:20):
some kind of higher up from the League office.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And boy, this would be really good.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Those TV people are paying a lot of money and
no one's watching our product.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Our product. The ratings are in the toilet.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We really would need that would help us out a lot,
that would do us a solid.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That would be a great mitzvah.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And so here we go, and you're protecting the tarnished
Laker brand. The team's such a joke they had in
a podcast or as a coach. So either the league
office medled or Nico Harrison really is just a dink
and he pulled the trigger. And I believe that the
(07:59):
tentacles go much deeper. But we'll find out, Avntion, We'll
find out. And years ago, you're such a fan. Years
ago when the NBA had a real commissioner that had
had basket balls, David Stern, he vetoed, he vetoed the
(08:20):
Chris Paul trade. Other than that, it has been preferential
treatment now. Genie Buss also talk about being classless. Genie
Buss took shots at Anthony Davis on his way out
to Dallas, saying, I might give you the whole quote here,
but she I'll give you the top part. The NEPO
(08:41):
owner the Lakers, Genie Buss said a d was complaining
about where he was being played and he wasn't happy,
and then she complained about losing to the Nuggets year
after year.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So you talk about catching unexpected strays.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
If you're Anthony Davis, right the youter Brown Well, as
I recall, listen, I certainly am on the other side
of this. But Street Clothes was trying to get the
Laker front office to upgrade the roster. He felt the
roster was not good enough, and he did get his wish.
They did upgrade the roster. He was collateral damage. Be
(09:19):
careful what you wish for, all right. Now, secondly, we
go to baseball. You talk about scraping the bottom of
the barrel. Can someone let baseball players know that we
have a talk show to do every night, they might
want to do things that are interesting, say things that
are interesting for the talk show.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Is there anyone more boring than baseball players? During spring training?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Holy crap? Well, I did find something that caught my attention, and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It involves a team we don't talk about very much.
Why would we they suck the Seattle baseball team.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Now this comes out of Chicago Cubs camp. One of
the great Dodgers of the last twenty years, the the
Garden Nome Justin Turner, who's the ultimate journeyman. He was
a journeyman before he went to the Dodgers, and now
he's a journeyman once.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He left the Dodgers. Since he left the Dodgers, he.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Has played for the Red Sox, the Blue Jays, the Mariners.
Now he's on the Chicago Cubs. Bounced all over the
LAS anyway, get to the point, please, So Justin Turner
says he is disappointed. He's disappointed the Mariners did not
have a better off season, even though he's with the
(10:30):
Chicago Cubs. And Turner's point is, Listen, they missed the
postseason by one game.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
One numero who no one game, and they didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Do enough to improve the offense there in Seattle. So
is that criticism fair or foul? Fair or foul? So
after a peak at instant replay, fair ball, that is
a fair ball.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That is what it is, all right. So here's the deal,
the loan move, and I think I'm right on this.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I didn't see anything else that rose to the level
of high crimes and misdemeanors. Jorge Polanco, let me repeat
that for those of you in the back of the room,
little slow. The Seattle Mariners added one player that we've
heard of in the offseason, and we barely heard of
(11:29):
this guy, Jorge Polanco. Can we please hit the snooze
button now I actually have the answer, though, I'm gonna
tell Justin Turner, and I'm gonna tell anyone else. All
seven Mariner fans left the answer. I remember when I
went to Seattle last time in twenty nineteen with Jay Scoop.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We had the Mallard meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Which was just before COVID. But that was a crazy,
crazy couple once. It was in December of twenty nineteen,
last weekend of the NFL regular season. The Seahawks were
playing the forty nine Ers. We had JJ and Renton
Robbie the Mariner fan, no Stritian, big names, big names
in the Malad militia, a bunch of other guys I'm forgetting,
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but they.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Were all there.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And I remember walking by the Seattle Mariners team store
and I said, that's the most depressing place in all
of Seattle, and I was right. But I'm gonna explain.
I'm gonna explain here the deal with the Marritors. Okay,
why why they're not upset? Why they're just taking the
slow road to nowhere? Because the Mariner's mission statement. The
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franchise charter is to be unexceptional. Now, they don't want
to be bad. They don't want to be bad, They
just don't want to be really good. How do we
know that because they said the quiet part out loud.
That little weasel, Jerry Depoto, he's a little weasel, the
head of Baseball ops. He essentially played Hello Kitty and
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let the cat out of the bag a couple of
years back. The Mariners didn't do anything at the trade
deadline a couple of years ago, and they were very
upset by that, and so the GM Jerry Depoto said,
the goal of the franchise every year is to not
be like the army and be all you can be.
They just want to win fifty four percent of their games.
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Now do you know what a fifty four percent winning
percentage looks like in baseball? That's eighty eight wins seventy
four losses. That's a five forty two winning percentage. So
the idea is, if the Mariners are just an eighty
eight win team, if they do that for ten years,
the nerds and even though Jerry Depoto played in the
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major leagues for a couple of years, he's deferring to
the nerds on this, the nerd math says that they
will end up in the postseason. Enough, over ten years
and with a little bit of dumb law, they'll end
up in the World Series. Now, the Mariners are the
last team standing that has never been to the World Series.
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Every other team, every other team has been to the
World Series, most of them have won the World Series,
but not the Seattle Mariners. They're holding out all right. Now,
final thought, we go to the NFL, not nash Foot
Paul Lee quickly, how would you describe the Tennessee Titans
and the now reported interest in Sam Donald? So what
(14:28):
level of interest does Tennessee have in Sam Donald? So
the Titans philosophy.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Here is.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Measured, and we're hearing that they're not exactly smitten with
the draft.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I agree based on what I have read.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Which is a couple of scouting guides, and I've watched
some clips on YouTube, I don't see any generational offensive talent.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I do see.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I like this Abdual Carter, the edge guy from Penn State.
But other than him, there's nothing that's really all that exciting,
nothing that's just jumps off the off the page. So publicly,
the Titans are considering cam Ward, the Miami quarterback late
of Washington State, and Penn State's Abdul Carter, who I
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just mentioned.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I like him.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Privately, they are desperately hoping that some dumb team like
the Cleveland Browns or the Giants trade up to get
that number one a little later on that number one
overall pick. Now this means all right to Tennessee. They
would like to go for quantity over quality, and you
(15:44):
need a quarterback. The mayo man Will Levis, You'd be
better off with a tub of mayo under center, unless.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You want a medley of mistakes. He's really good at
the medley of mistakes.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
So Sam Darnold is a contingency plan that we would
discribe their level of interest in Sam Donald and Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
As a glass of water at.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Room temperature, luke warm, not Luke Skywalker, luke warm. And
the Titans they say, well, they have some interest in Donald,
who's in free agency and all that if if he
is willing to play for thirty million dollars a year.
(16:26):
Can you imagine living in a world where thirty million
dollars is a bargain deal for a player who you
know is going to self destruct.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
My god.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Anyway, it's like when you sign Sam Donald and if
you play Sam Donald, it's like you're running the Indy
five hundred and your car. You know, your car can
only go for four hundred and eighty miles. It will
not make the five hundred. You have no chance of
winning the race. But you might be leading the race
after two hundred miles or three hundred miles, but do
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you know in the end, you're not gonna win. You're
not gonna have the melt poured over your head. It's
not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
So anyway, it is.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
The Ben Mahlor Show as we are working our way
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Up until then. Time now for the malor riddle of
the day. And here is the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
In oil painting of a blank has sold for three thousand,
five hundred dollars on eBay. Again, an oil painting of
a blank has sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Next.
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Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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It is the Ben Mahler Show up all night, every
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of the day in a moment and also ask Ben on.
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Coming up, we'll be reading your questions listener submitted questions.
So we don't usually do sporty because who the hell
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About life, I want to get to know us a
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You can certainly do that, and we would love love
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Queen, and she's eating some food from.
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Bollywood right there, and Cooper Loop, Ah Bronco fan. That's
ah Bronco fan. Your comments can and will be used
against you in the court of sports talk radio. And
back to it we go, and right over there to
Bennis the Menace. That is one of my many my nicknames.
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I think we're up to now fifty eight nicknames. As
a couple more nicknames came in. If you listen to
the Fifth Hour podcast, there were some new nicknames. Benny
Bingo is one of them, Benny beat Down is another.
Those were from Senior General. Bring it to your general,
Alf the alien opiner for my scrabble abilities. If I
(20:17):
can only monetize that on how to make a lot
of money playing scrabble, I'd be in good shape. Instead,
I'm doing overnight talk radio. Here is the Malor Riddle
of the day. The Mallord Riddle of the Day.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Here it is all right. An oil painting of.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
A blank recently sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oil painting of blank.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Recently sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That is the mallor riddle of the day. Let's see
does anyone know the answer? We'll go here, we'll try
to find out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Zach says the answer is an oil painting of a
Penis that?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
That is the answer.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Mason in Huntington Beach says a classic Norman Rockwell painting.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Who else do we have? Page down? I can't read that?
On the air.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Late night drug tester says an oil painting of a
bikini bottom?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Is the answer? Going right there?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Lady Sideburn says banana hammock. So everyone's on the same
wavelength here, berg Dog said, a not a banana hammock,
a banana tape to a wall.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Modern art sure is beautiful, so he said.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Andy in Lionel' Lake says a painting of nude gronk
lying on the couch with a ruby necklace around his neck.
This his hashtag. Titanic Donkey sausage. Senda said, A signed
painting from serial killer John Wayne Gacy is the answer.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Everyone loves the Donkey and I like al don Yes,
alf the Alien opiner says a painting of the greatest
fortune I ever received, and it's the one that says
some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Yeah, that's when you're
when you're writing fortune cookies and you run out of ideas,
you just put that in there. And Armadillo guests by
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Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Mister nice guy says a rink
racer Zamboni hot wheel.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Now, that's pretty cool. Is that is that AI?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Or is there?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Did they actually make a hot wheel of a Zamboni?
That's pretty neat. If that's real, I feel like they.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Should, like if they don't have one, should I.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Feel like that's legit. I don't think that's fake, but
I've never seen that before. Mister mister nice guy sent that.
Maybe that's fake. Oscar Meyer sandwich bread from King Rory,
that's disgusting. A scrabble board guest by DJ Spin in
San Diego, u Inka Terror says blind Scott shredded quivering
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ego after being pulverized by Inco Terror.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
And the Verbal Octagon from inkoterear. Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Page down A high detailed picture of nothing from mister
Irrigation on the grind JB says a tire I Raq employee.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, they should have sold.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
An oil painting of a tire I Raq employee for
that much money. Painting of a plink pink flamingo from
Mark and Santa Monica.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Who else do you have?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Timothy in Northern Kentucky says a painting of Hollering James
famous Snart scene. The riddle sounds fishy from Rod, the
Ambassador of Bakersfield.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Let's see your hold on all right, Lorrain, Do you
have an answer?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
An oil painting of a blank recently sold for thirty
five dollars on eBay?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yeah, I'm somewhere between a soggy chicken and Luka doncic.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right, So that's two answers for one and no
that is the answer.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
And oil painting of a McDonald's filet of fish sandwich?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Where would you hang that?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Why would you paint that? That's what I want to know, Like,
what's the point of doing? Who's who's saying? I need
a filet of fish sandwich on on my wall?
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Some people really like filet of fish.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Not healthy though.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
People think it's fish that's deep fried and all that.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
I would hang in oil painting of the double Decker
Taco Supreme.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So if somebody did a oil painting of the double
double Decker Taco Supreme, you.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Would put that in your house.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Do you like hot sauce with that? Would you want
some Taco Bell hot sauce packets with it?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I don't use the hot sauce packets.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
You do not, So just the just the idea. You
want the wrapping paper around Taco.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Bell without the hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
We're sitting next to someone.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
I mean, the double Decker Taco Supreme has sour cream
on it, and so, I mean, I don't know that's.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Perfect how it is. I'm judging you.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
But to answer your question, Ben, I think maybe the
rappers like halfway off, like a like a off like
like an off the shoulder type of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, interesting, you like it halfway.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Off, so you want it minorly undress, you want to talk.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Little teas, you want to Yeah, he's there. Yeah. You
can kind of see the taco, but you can't see everything.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You can barely see the taco.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I got you all right, Uh, the element of surprise,
I got you all right.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well anyway, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
It's the show. We'll take some calls here. It is
a call in show. And let's say hello to Jerome
in Charleston.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Load Jerome, Helloa, Jerome, welcome.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Hey you on, like there's chicken band in night. You know,
what's the affinities for? Like tackles and stuff like that?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Man?
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Then the guy that cussed and all that? What about
the joy tale story?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Huh? What made her think she could do something like
that and nobody would ever find out about it? And
by the way, there's a conspiracy of scholas that talked
about this.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Because yeah, there's a grand there's a grand conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes, they send us, they send us a memo. Every
day they're talking about they don't talk about that. Do
not talk about that at all? What are you doing?
They tell me every day they're not talking about that.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
They have plenty of time to talk about de Sean
Watson and all this kicky behavior, but not the chickens
got time to talk about that though.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh no, no time at all, No time at all.
We have no time.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Did they fire her or just couldn't they just fire her?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
How helm I supposed to? I'm doing an overnight sports
radio show. I know everything.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Well, thank you for saying I'm almighty, all powerful, all knowing. Yes,
I the overnight gas bag has all the answers.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That is Corol.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
I'm just gonna say, if she was starting quarterback for
the Cleveland Browns, we'd probably be talking about it.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, we'd be breaking it down. Absolutely, we'd go inside
the huddle as well.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Do you got crossed?
Speaker 8 (27:26):
The skipped bailers off? Why would you want to sleep
poon like him?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right? You can't, you know you can't. Thank you,
Jero all right, what is it? Jerom?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I know you're on hole for a while, but I
mean that's the material you got. I thought you would
come up with some better material.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I was.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Anyway, let's go to Angry Bill. We do have ask
Ben coming up. Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
How's everybody doing? Your fun facts triggered me. You talked
about the Grassy Knoll and triggered my memories of the
Kennedy shooting. And here's a fun fact from the Kennedy shooting.
They showed the tape of Jacqueline Kenny climbing onto the
back of the limousine, and it kept saying it was
to try to help the secret service guy get into
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the limousine. She wasn't climbing on the back to help
the secret service guy. She was picking up the president's
brains off the back of the limousine.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That I'm aware.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I'm aware of that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, so now you have.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
A fun fact of why she was climbing on the
back of the limo.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And I just thought it didn't want to leave the
brain behind. Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I don't know why, but she wanted to get the
brains picked up, and she that's what she was doing.
And that was the first shooting that was live on
television until the Trump won when Trump, I.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Don't that's true.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Wasn't there a politician in Pennsylvania? I think it was
that on a live news conference.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Check out.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that, So you're not.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 9 (29:03):
He was like he was he was about to like
get busted for like embezzlement or some some something like that, right.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, yeah, and he decided he just wanted.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
To about President of the United States.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
About you said, you said no one was on television
was ever shot after between two presidents, and there were
there were other people.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
You're wrong, No, No, I said, I'm talking about presidents.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
President who cares about why, I'm talking about people who
gives up presidents who cares.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Okay, Okay, Then I'm stating what I was stating about, Ben,
and you always want to change things around what I'm
stating about.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm trying to keep you focus. You would like to ramble,
and I'm trying to help you out. You're a rambler.
You're a rambler. I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Once in a while.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Listen, it's called talk radio. Stupid, it's not called listen.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Open up those big elephant ears. Once in a while,
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
I love him. That is an elephant sound.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Such a terrible call.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Can you guys make a good elephant sound?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You've proved it. You just proved you can.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Neither can Bill apparently Bill Bill Bill, Bill, good old angry.
He just wanted to talk about brains. He's chasing brains,
That's what he wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That was why Coop.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Also cannot make an elephant sound.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, most people can't. Do an elephant.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I bet someone could. If we have a caller who
can do a really good elephant sound, I think they
should let us know.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Well, one of our guys in Kansas does a great
pig thing, the Benny's. They're not the Bennies, the Mallord
Paloos every year he's yeah, Miami pig. We did a
whole song as a pig. The old thing is is
a pig.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, Uh, lit't sell Andrea in Berkeley the Female Caller
of the Year on the Ben Mallor Show. And then
we're going to get to ask Ben, Hello, Andrea, welcome.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Hello Ben? How are you?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
If I was any better, I'd be an A but
not a Sacramento A because just not gonna be very
good and they're stuck in Sacramento and all that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But anyway, you didn't call about that. What is on
your mind here?
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Andreas Es No, thanks again for the Female Caller of
the Year honors. I really appreciate it, and oh, thank
you kind of you and being a hard working virgo,
I better.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Earned my reward and award.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
So little Joey Bosa Sports Astrology.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, Joey Bosa was fired by the charger.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Yeah, he sure was. And obviously, I you know, tune
into Nick Bosa being with the forty nine ers and
Joey Bosa July eleven, nineteen ninety five, and that is
twenty nine years old. That's like the magical age of
Sata return, which is endings and new beginnings, and it's
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not always subtle, and it's not always easy, very very
intense in terms of beginning a whole new cycle of
your life path. He will get married, divorced, change jobs,
living situations, you name it. So it was just perfect timing.
Although you know it's a five time pro bowler. It
was kind of shocking really that he got released. As
(32:18):
you said, that's a nice way of saying Gona, you know, fired.
But anyway, I digress. But you know, cancers are into food,
family and feelings, So wouldn't it be cool if he
was reunited with Nick Bosa and they were both playing
for the forty nine ers, well.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Both in Bosa.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
The T shirt sells itself there, most of it. The
problem is j always heard all the time.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
That's the issue.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, played very much.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
Yeah, but you know, it's just interesting that twenty nine
when you see that, I mean, I remember when Giombi
bolted to the Yankees when he was twenty nine. Just
a lot of major changes happen in people's life path
at their center return of twenty nine. So he was
unceremoniously let go, Joey. But you know he'll land on
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his feet.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Absolutely, and as you do, we all land on our feet.
Go exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
All right, Well, thank you, Andrea and virgo and service
on X you want to sell and Andrea Female Caller
of the Year, Thank.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You, Andrea. All right, all right, there she goes.
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We're gonna have ask Ben. That's right, Ask Ben. Your
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For the rest of the hour, and we send the.
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Mic over to the hoop de loop, as Marcel calls
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Speaker 9 (34:38):
All right, Ben, We're gonna start off with a question
from Timothy from n k Y.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
And this northern Kentucky, yeah, or southern Ohio, you.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Know, yeah, because he's got an Ohio state.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
This is a classic question but I can't recall ever
answer it since Lorena has been on the show. Timothy
would like to know what's everyone's favorite cookie?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, So I love cookies.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I'm uh you know, cookie Monster was one of my
heroes when I was growing up, so I always respected
the cookie. But the classic chocolate chip. You can't go
wrong with the classic chocolate chip, soft and gooey and
OOLI gooey goodness is the way to go. But you know,
I'm trying to think of like a cookie I don't like.
There's some that aren't as popular as the other ones.
(35:29):
But my go to is the chocolate chip. And then
I've made I've done a lot of these rip off
cookies from what's that.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Crumble cookie place?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah, where they put frosting on them, and those I've
like a strawberry frosting cookie was pretty good, but basic
chocolate chip.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
What about you, Loraina, Well, seasonally I love a gingerbread
cookie and it has to be done right, it has
to be soft. But I love a good gingerbread cookie.
But for my regular there was this place when I
was a kid. They had the best sugar cookies I
had ever had in my life. They have the nice
little sprinkles on top and the pink frosting that doesn't
(36:05):
taste like strawberries, it's just pink frosting. But it was
the most classic sugar cookie and that I would eat
every day.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's solid.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
There used to be a place and I think they
close now called Snookies Cookies, Yeah, Brendale.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
And that they were.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Awesome that cookie, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
When I covered the Clippers, they used to drop box.
They dropped a box of these cookies off and there
were no media covering the Clippers so we took like boxes,
like literal like half a box of cookies I take home.
That's why I got so fat. What about you, Coop, Well,
your favorite cookie snickerdoodle? Definitely by far, by far well.
I mean, look, chocolate chip is is great.
Speaker 9 (36:44):
Love chocolate chip, that's the standard. But I'm weird with
chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip with sparse chocolate chips.
There can be too much chocolate for me.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
The ratio is yeahant I got you all right? It
is asked, Ben, Your questions are answered by the way.
This guy, Chris G. From Whynona, Minnesota, wants a shout out.
We don't do shoutouts.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Chris G. From Winona, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Out, Sorry, dude, we're not doing that. I don't care
that you love the show, you like Lorraina and all that.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We're not doing shout outs, So screw you. Chris G
from Minona, Minnesota.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
Next, so, Tony in the Bay would like to know
I Tony, He said, what is the most difficult thing
you've attempted to eat while driving?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
And Lorena keep it clean?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You know I I'm this is gonna be a terrible answer,
but I hate eating in the car while I'm driving,
because I especially now as I've gotten no because I
only eat like once a day. So for me, I
want it's like a big event when I eat, so
I don't eat in the car.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Plus I hate having to clean the car out now.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
When my younger days, I would end up eating half
the bag of fast food on the way home. But
you know, it is not easy to eat like a hamburger.
But that's about it. I mean you because you got
to have the hand on the steering wheel you're driving.
I gotta have a hand with the burger in it.
But that's I don't think i've eaten anything like I've
not eaten like Chinese food where you gotta have the
fork in your hand, and I haven't done that.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
What about you, Lorena?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
My favorite thing would probably be like French fries of
some sort, right, something easy. It's my favorite one to eat.
Everything else is too messy.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yeah, that's what the most difficult thing is that you
can attempt.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh yeah, everyone knows fries are easy.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
Your tacos, tacos tacos, because you know, the lettuce just
falls everywhere. They just you got you gotta have the
right When you go in to bite the taco, you
got to tilt your head right, and if you don't,
then you make a huge mess.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
No good, no good.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
People hate that. Yeah, all right, Coop, go ahead, Coop.
Speaker 9 (38:41):
I gotta agree with Lorena. I have, like I've always
taken a lot of pride in my car that I've owned,
and so I don't like eating while driving because it's
just too risky. So I'll usually keep it to just
like a you know, like a cheeseburger for McDonald's. But
I have attempted to do a double decker Taco Supreme driving.
It's difficult.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, Also the cone from McDonald's because it oh.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Yeah fast love that I have done that and I
still I still do that.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That's there.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I've done it too. But the problem is you gotta
it's you gotta be strategic. You gotta lick around the
base of the cone because.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
You do no, no, because.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
And then gets you and drops this show.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
No, but it gets on your hands and it's messy.
You know what's next? Cool? Please shorry?
Speaker 9 (39:31):
Noah, And Austin wants to know what is the first
music album that you purchased?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
It was it?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Oh Man? It was it Tower Records in Hollywood? Uh No,
it maybe the one I don't. I don't. It might
have been like Hooty in the Blowfish or something.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (39:47):
What about you write a quick here's one more time,
Coop with my own money, Lincoln Park.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Oh Linco with your old money, Cooper Loop all growing
up with I missed Tower Records. That was a cool record.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Do I sound like a thousand years old saying target
to Tower Records? I think I did right
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