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Welcome, it's our number one, our number one on this Tuesday,
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What stands out the most about Sam Donald leaving Minnesota
and heading to Seattle? Also have the Seahawks upgraded going
from Gino Smith to Sam Donald. Will discuss that, and
does Dallas adding running back Javonte Williams count as a
splash move. We'll discuss that as well. All of it's
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coming your way right here in our number one, a
one year wonder and you don't even have to do
it all year to get that bag of cash.
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So our lead this hour is from the legal tampering period,
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which is just really the start of free agency. It's
a bit of a nonsense thing, right. There's a bunch
of players have changed teams in the NFL, and if
you love the transaction, it was an orgasmic kind of
a day, an orgasmic kind of a day here, the
feeding frenzy of the transaction in the NFL. Players going here,
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there and everywhere around the NFL, all roads, all of
them leading to massive piles of pesos, lots of money, money, money, money,
including Sam Donald, the one hit wonder Sam Donald, who
has departed the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
We knew he was not going back there. Did you
see where he ended up?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I assume you know by now, But there's a chance
you actually have a life and are not possessed by
the football demons and pay attention NonStop. So if you
missed it, we learned here at Fox Sports Rado that
Sam Donald has agreed to take his talents wink wink,
nod nod to the Pacific Northwest. The former Minutesota Viking
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quarterback goes to Seattle, the team called the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Not a lot of hawk there.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The Seattle Seahawks get Sam Donald a three year contract
for one hundred million dollars, includes double nickels in guaranteed millions,
fifty five million garon teed and somewhere you heard crying
Craig in Seattle crying he was so excited about this move.
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Thirty seven and a half million for Sam Donald coming
up here in twenty twenty five. So he gets a
lot of cash. Not the greatest contract for a quarterback,
but considering his very flimsy resume, Sam Donald laughing at
the amount of money that he's getting. So let us
discuss the question what stands out about Sam Donald? Now
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QB one in Seattle. So I've got amnesia, Fortnite and cupcake,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make some amazing gobbaghool. We're gonna
make the gobbagool, all right. So a the first thing
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that stands out. It's hard to argue at this point
the stubborn nature of the Seattle football team.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You don't want.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
To be the team that signs the one hit wonder
because most of the time the one hit Wonder, that's it.
One hit and that's all. And Sam Donold we mentioned
he's laughing. He's laughing all the way to the bank.
Here fifty five million gar on teed and he didn't
even have the complete season. They had some good numbers
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and all that, and you look at his resume of
failure with the Jets and then he bounced around. His
passport has been stamped at places like Carolina, San Francisco, Minnesota,
and he went to all those places trying to get
rid of the stank that he had from his time
with the Jets. And all it takes is one sucker,
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and the sucker is the Seattle Seahawks. They're the sucker.
And it's confusing because it doesn't seem like they really
are trying to win. They weren't trying to win when
they had Gino Smith. They're certainly not trying to win.
When you sign Sam Donald, you're announcing to the world
we're out of trying to win. You don't sign Sam
Donald to win. That's not the player you signed to win.
You don't touch Sam Donald if you're trying to win.
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But I just love the amnesia aspect of this story
that you're overlooking a clear designed defect. There's a defect
with Sam Donald. There is when the game is on
the line, right when it's nut cutting time, you know
what happens. He pukes. He pukes all over himself is
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what he does. Game on the line. We saw it
in Minnesota Vikings and Lions final game. Chance to be
the number one seat in the entire NFL. And what
does Sam Donald do. He gets a seat in the
cockpit on the vomit comet right there in.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
The vomit Comet payout. He puked all.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Over the field, Sam Darnald, he did. And then he
did it again against the Rims.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I enjoyed that. I like the Rams.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I enjoyed when he rode the vomit comet against the
Rams in that playoff game. Was wonderful. Had his tail
between his legs, it was so good.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Now, continuing with this theme of the hour here, but
we turn the page. Have the Seattle Seahawks upgraded going
from Geno Smith, who they unloaded unceremoniously to the Raiders.
Sit here, take our trash. We'll make it look all pretty.
You gonna have our trash. And you go to Sam Darnald.
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So I'm showing him I had no on this. This
is clearly not an upgrade, and they've managed to do
the impossible. You would think if you got rid of
Sam Donald, there's a very low percented chance you were
going to get somebody who's worse. Now, I know the
nerds like Sam Donald and anything the nerds like, I
like to go away from in sports.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So if the nerds are on that side, I go
away from that. But just as a general rule here.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You say, well, the Seahaws are going to improve at
the quarterback position. But no, no, Sam Donald. It's like
the Fortnite emote, the sideway shuffle. They're doing a little
sideway shuffle here the Seattle Seahawks. And it turns out
the sequel is about the equal, about the equal. Here
Donald leaves Minnesota, and last I checked, the Seahawks did
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not acquire Justin Jefferson or Jordan Addison from the Vikings.
And so Seattle is in the process of reshuffling the deck.
And so they got rid of DK Metcalf. They kicked
his ass out of Seattle. He was traded to Pittsburgh.
Tyler Lockett, I guess they said he was too old,
so they got rid of They fired his ass. And
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the Seattle Seahawks right now have Jackson Smith in Jigma
and that's it. I don't I mean, I don't make
there's other names. I don't recognize these names. They got
one guy, they got one guy and Sam Donald. We've
seen Sam Donald with one guy that can catch passes.
You know what happens to Sam Donald. He starts seeing ghosts.
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It's Poultergeist here, there and everywhere. It's poulter geyst for
Sam Donald. And so it's like Seattle's like they not
really want they don't want to win.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You don't sign Sam Donald if you're trying to win.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And yet they don't want to completely embrace the suck,
which I'm okay, I don't like teams that embrace the
suck completely. But it's a very odd situation here, and
it's like not a total demo. They're trying to do
some slight improvements here and there, and they don't want
to tear the whole house down. But there's infestation of
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vermin in the house, and then you've got a vestis
and so there's a lot going on. There's a lot
going on now. Last word, So the Dallas Calboys. Normally
we were not talking about this move, but it's the
Dallas Cowboys, and we are contractually obligated for obligatory mention
of the Dallas Cowboys at some point through the overnight.
And so I thought we'd just get it right out
there in the open, right now, because the Cowboys made
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a move. The Dallas Cowboys made a move. That's right,
Jerry Jones are we don't need free agency? Oh you
want to bet?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Jerry? Want to bet?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Jerry Jones, who belittled free agency, went out there with
a humdinger of a move.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Now, I don't if you saw it or not.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
The Dallas Cowboys did sign a free agent or agreed
to a deal. They can't sign it until Wednesday. The
Boys are are making a move. What do they do?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Move over Emmett Smith the new running back of running
backs for the Dallas Cowboys. They have signed former Bronco
running back Javonte Williams to a one year contract.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Way to go unbelievable. What a bold move by Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So does Dallas adding running back Javonte Smith count as
a splash move That count well only if you're deep
inside the tushy of the Death Star where the Cowboys
practice at there the Death Star. We imagine that Jerry Jones,
when he eventually does talk to the media, will sing
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the praises wax poetic about this running back from the Broncos,
and it's it's akin to if you have a cupcake
and you want frosting, don't spit on the cupcake and
say you put frosting on it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
But that's what's gonna happened.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And my supporting evidence on that, I will tell you
that Jamonte Adams broke Jamontay Williams rather broke a tackle
on just five point seven percent of his carries last season.
There were only eleven running backs who saw at least
seventy five rushes that had a lower rate in the
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entire NFL. So he's in the bottom percentile at breaking tackles.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Ramandre Stevenson to the Patriots and a journeyman running back
Alexander Madison the only running backs in the entire NFL.
We are told who had a lower rush EPA than
Jamonte Williams, who is now a Dallas Cowboy. So Jerry
Jones continuing to build up that Dallas Cowboy team. Oh my,
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what a move. All right, It is the Ben Mahler Show.
If you would like to comment on any of this
or anything else that happened.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It is a busy time.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And if you love the transaction, I just scratched the
surface here with the story out of Seattle. And there's
a bunch of other moves that have happened. The Jets
have a new quarterback and Justin Fields. Looks like Aaron
Rodgers is closing in on a deal to become a yinser,
although not done yet. And the Houston Texans have traded
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their left tackle. I thought, you're not supposed to do that.
That's taboo, that's a no no. But Laramie Tunzel leaving
Houston going to Washington to the Texans know something that
we don't know or are they a bunch of boobs?
We will find out when the next NFL season comes around.
A bunch of other lesser players changing teams as well.
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That don't rise to the high crimes and misdemeanor of
a mention here at the beginning of the program. But
if you would like to be part eight seven seven
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six sixty three six nine.
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didn't care. I mean, it didn't affect me at all.
I'm not really on there during the day anyway, we're
on there at night. We had no problems on our end,
but saw a bunch of people freaking out.
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Oh my god, the social media is down. What are
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I don't know if are they gone? I don't know.
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They cleaned that up? Did they clean up the mess
in there. Finally, I don't know, I dot it, probably not,
probably didn't do that. Yeah, what a complete pig pen
it is. How later this s art, we'll have the
who am I?
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Game?
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We started out with some hot Sam Darnold talkers. There's
nothing that gets ratings. I know, listen, do I not?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Am I not?
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On the pulse of the American sports radio and Canadian
sports radio listener. Hot Sam Darnold talk just what you want? Yes,
a Femi writes in, So another rebuilding year for the Vikings.
The suckery and false hope continue. Stuck in Sacramento rights in.
He says solid Bee on the Malmanologue, Sacramento is so
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bad that even the A's are embarrassed. They will not
go by the Sacramento Athletics. They will be the reping
Las Vegas on a scoreboard. It will only say at
this place is such a joke. I bet weed Man
hippie wouldn't even live here, says Stuck in Sacramento.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's not only embarrassing for Major League Baseball, allowing that
it's obviously the Athletics ownership's a joke, and it's embarrassing
for the local political hacks in Sacramento that they allowed that.
If you're that embarrassed about Sacramento, why are you bothering
to play there?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
What the This is the stupidest thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And that's rob manfraud, that dopey commissioner Major League Baseball
allowing that. Listen, it's not an ideal situation. The team
should be in Oakland. They should have stayed in Oakland.
You should put an expansion team in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You f that up.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Fine, you got a weasel owner, this Fisher guy, the
net Bo baby, who got all the money from his
parents and never earned a dime of it from what
I read about his life. So this dope, because you
couldn't get enough money, he moves the team to Vegas.
But of course they can't move the team to Vegas
because they got to build a stadium and all that,
and they got TV contracts, so he's.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Got to wait.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I don'm getting carried away here and we're talking NFL
free agency. But he brought it up. I blame him
stuck in Sacramento. But it's an absolute joke that they
were a lying and I'm gonna call them the sacrament
Athletics because they play in Sacramento. They play in sacra
Mentou supermarket. Steve Wright since says, I'm just glad the
first Mallar monologue of the night wasn't about Garrett Cole
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having season ending arm surgery even before the seasons started.
We will get to that. Has he got one hundred
and forty four million dollars. Now, there's a theory that
Garrett Cole oh knew long ago, knew long ago that
he was likely going to need Tommy John surgery. And
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one of the reasons that he did not pursue the
market is even though he opted out, he quickly opted
back in with the Yankees because he had an idea
this might be the case. But you're not supposed to
talk about that part out loud. You're not supposed to
bring that part up out loud at all.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, King Roy says, I'm a little surprised you didn't
start off the show with the Brooklyn Nets ending their
losing streak yet again in just a meaningless regular season game.
Besides the NFL's King All Year Round Listen, the Lakers
proved they were frauds. Over the weekend. They doubled losing
the Brooklyn What a gutless performance.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
That's the Lakers.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
That's the future of Lakers basketball with Luca all Right
as the centerpiece. I hope you looking to Brooklyn. That's
like a G League team, right, and not the G
League nets, the Brooklyn G League nets. The Lakers lost,
It's ridiculous. Nostradina says. What Ben didn't and couldn't say
is the last time the Seahawks signed a one hit wonder,
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they went to two of the next three Super Bowls,
winning one by demolishing Coop's doncos. He says, yeah, and
how did that one hit wonder do for the Seattle
football team?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Did that workout? Yeah? Not good? Not so good. They're
not so good.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Fergnog says after signing Sam Darnell, the Seahawks have officially
become an a relevant franchise. I wouldn't be surprised if
they packed their bags and moved to Oklahoma City in
the next five years.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Late Night drug sess this says.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Jerry Jones just got confers used when he heard the
Broncos running back could be a good pick up. They
were talking about Ashton jen Dy and the Boys. You
state Bronco guy, not the Denver free Agents. On to
the phones, and we'll say hello to coach Joe, who
is in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He's probably he's.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Probably right now waiting online to buy his Sam Donald Jersey.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hello, coach Joe, Welcome.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I'm mister Malleris and I've been this is my third
time calling, and I usually agree with the monologue and
what you have to say, but I know I'm not
going to get a Sam Donald Jersey.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Why not is your new quarterback? Come on?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
But I did hey listen as a uf man. I
did see him carve up the Huskies on Chris Peterson
last year. Yes, it would have cast us the beasts.
But there's something that where where I just disagree with
with Ben, which I don't agree often, is Donald isn't
an upgrade. And then I did a little research. Okay,
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you know, Donald's eighteen and six, his last like twenty
four games or something like that. And I watched Geno
for three years. I love his heart, but he ain't
taking U somewhere. He's turning thirty five. I'd rather take
my chance on a twenty seven year old, but I
wouldn't write him that check.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Hell no, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
The money's ridiculous for everybody. So it's not like, what
are you gonna It's not your money, it's not my money,
you know. And as long as you just watch the
games on TV and don't actually go to the games,
it doesn't affect you financially, I would think. But no,
I listen, here's the deal, Sam Donald. It's gonna be
one of those deals. Well, there's an out in the contract.
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By mid season, people saying when can the Seahawks get
out of the contract?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
When can they get out of the deal? That by
mid season they'll.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Be saying at the lifelong twelve. I mean, I've been
around since the inaugural season and soenty seven, and I
believe with Mike McDonald's our head coach and with their
philosophy's going to be is to try to have a
defense like like the LB or the or the eighty
five Bears or the two thousand Ravens. Give McDonald's defensive
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minded only. And I don't know much about this new
coordinator's coming in kubiak Son.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Well, that's one of the reasons you have Donald, right,
every everys Well, they were together with the forty nine
ers or whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
So fun it is though it is ben it is. Yeah,
that's that's what I heard too.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But you know, does anyone bring up the fact that
Donald didn't play for the forty nine ers that season.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
He's just a practice player. He didn't play. It's like.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You have a practice squad.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Well, no, he was on the team, but he never played.
It was like the backup. I mean, he didn't he
didn't play.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
So you know, I didn't really.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I didn't really follow him. I mean I'm not you know,
I'm not a fan, but I'm thinking, like, how John
Schnyder does this draft with five picks in the with
you know, the the we have our first picking eighteen
two seconds because we got one for Key's gone. Now,
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I really I kind of really liked him, but I
think he was.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, listen, it's way too early to worry about the draft.
It's we're in the middle of free agency, coach Joe.
This is free agency here, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
But we have money too, though, so I'm thinking, I.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Don't got money. Anybody has money. You have credit, you
can you can buy stuff on credit. Everyone can afford
to buy things. Just buy it on your credit card,
you know, all right, all right, coach Joe, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
All right, buddy, all right, there's a great coach Joe.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
He disagreed, but he disagreed in the most polite way,
the most polite disagreement.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I love that for you, Ben, Thank.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You appreciate that didn't attack. There was no level of
attack there at all.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This is a good way to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, Nostradinas is losing his mind in Seattle there.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I wonder if we'll call in here. He's freaking out.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He's very upset that Ferdog said the Seahawks will be
moving to Oklahoma City. That was a low blow by Fergnock.
That that was definitely a low blow, bad job by you,
spox Weed writes In says, as a Seattle Seahawks guide,
Ben now spocks Weed is on the Oregon trail. He says,
you issued a tragic but utterly truthful malar monologue. At
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least the vomit comet made a terribly appropriate and powerful
appearance in the skies over the Pacific Northwest. The Duke
of Puke got the bag so sad, so so sad.
Eugene in Chicago rites and he says, finally Justin Fields
has found his way to the New York Jets. Yes,
(25:42):
that's just what we need, and we'll talk more about
that later, but justin fields, going to the Jets a.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Match made it heavy. And I was actually having a
chat with.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Jason Smith, who I've known for many, many years, who
does the show before mine here and is a diehard
Jets fan, and I was we were going over since
I've known him, which goes back to the nineties.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Every couple of years.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
The Jets get a new quarterback, and every couple of years,
Jason gets on a microphone and announces to the world
that this is it, that Jets have their guy.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
And every one of them. It is a parade of suck,
is what it is.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
And we were reminiscing about some of the great suck
Jets quarterbacks over the years, and there have been so many.
Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox is the number. Well,
another player, you would say, based on his inability to
stay on the field, would be in the suck category.
That would be one Joey Bosa and Joey Bosa closing
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in on a new NFL home. Reports here in the
overnight that Bosa has similar offers on the table. Well,
actually on a docu sign in his inbox from the
forty nine ers. So we can go to the forty
nine ers and join his brother Bosa and Bosa Nick
and Joey with the Niners, or he can hang out,
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get some suntan locean and go to South Beach.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And go to the Dolphins. Neither one of.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Those contracts is supposedly going to break the bank, but
Joey Bosa has not been able to stay on the
field for a while. So that's the the chatter. As
we are into day two of the legal tampering period.
Always a fan favorite. Day two. You always look forward
today number two. So excited, Let's go to Terry, who's
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deep in the heart of Texas.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
What's going on? Terry?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
It is the Ben Mather Show. What's up, hello, Terry?
Hold on there, he is there, he is, Yes, what's up?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Hey? My uncle would to Seattle once.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh, congratulations to your uncle.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
There are rock men living in the sewer.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What's that? I hear your phone cut out? I think
he said he dresses like a rat and lives in
the sewer.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh okay, you got jokes there, Yeah, all right, thank you,
all right, go away. Let's say hello. To uh, let's
go to John and maybe he lives in a sewer. Hello, John,
You're in Seattle. Welcome John, Hey.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Thank you. Well, I know you guys are doing good,
so I'm not gonna ask thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I appreciate that I've addressed how I'm doing. No one
needs to ask how I'm doing the rest of the night.
If at any point, John, at any moment, if my
condition changes, I will alert everyone listening about my condition.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Thank you, Thank you, Ben big Ben, And I want
to say this about Cissy ass Smith and Lebron James.
First off, Cissy as Smith says all the time, for
the past five to ten years, I'm not hard to find.
I'm not hard to find. Well you ESPN gangster, you
got found. And now the very miss day you went
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on your shoe and cried about it. He said, Oh,
I never talk about engagements with the players and players
I'm always I'm always at half court. I'm always on
the side line. You can fire me, you can find me.
He got final shots, got fired, and he went on
his show and cried about it. And he doubled down
on his very next show, on his own show and
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cried about it again.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
John you're for those that don't. We must explain here
because we were not talking about this. But you have
an agenda. You're upset with you. You believe that Lebron
was in the right and Stephen A. Smith, who Lebron
confronted Stephen A. Smith last week, and you're on the
side of Lebron.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
It's not that I'm on the side of Lebron. I'm
on the side that Steve Stephen Steven A. Smith, I'll
call him by his right name, always says I'm not
hard to find. Yeah, and I'll never talk about any situation.
Everything is always prival with me and the players. Everyone's
always calling me, sending me text That's why my head
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is always down in my phone. You got found and
he confronted you, and here's.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
My here's my problem though he here's my problem with that.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like Lebron has said, he doesn't like you know, he
doesn't worry about Bronnie. He's made comments in the past,
it doesn't you say what you want about Bronnie whatever,
And so then he confronts someone who criticizes Bronnie, who
has no business being in the NBA. I think you
canna agree with me on that. Right like Bronnie. It's embarrassing.
It's a make it's a make a wish. Situation that
he's he's he got a guaranteed contract with the Lakers
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is embarrassing. It's if I was Lebron, I would have
shame for that. Why did I do this? It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
No, No, you're wrong. You're wrong, sir, You're wrong, sir?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
What is what is wrong? He doesn't deserve what he got.
He got it because of his dad. It's embarrassing. How
do you not have you not?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
So?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Now, are you going to say nepotism is wrong?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yes, and that generally if you get a player who
doesn't deserve to be in the NBA, an NBA contract.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's ridiculous. It's amborossing.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Lebron got his coat, lebron got his buddy. The podcaster
is the coach because he liked him on his podcast, JJ.
Reddick's a coach in the NBA. He's got a business
being a coach. What he's terrible? He just lost to
the Brooklyn Nets, the fifth worst team in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
They got run off the court by the Celtics. Other Knight.
I'd fire Reddick right now. If I own the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Okay, but Lebron, Lebron's not in there.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Okay, Oh, come.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
On, but you don't think Lebron's tentacles. You don't think
Lebron's tentacles are all over this? Come on, crazy, How
exactly are you you think that Bronnie James deserves to
be in the NBA? The guy shooting twenty five averaging
one point four points per game.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Who deserves to be in the NBA?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Who deserves not Bronnie James? How about that? Not Bronnie James.
And if Bronnie James was named you know, Ronnie Smith,
he would not be in the NBA. All right, anyway,
it is the Ben I mean, I mean Geez making
me defend Stephen A. Smith, our old morning guy. It's
a bad job by you. Shame on you anyway, all right,
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it is the Mala Show. We will continue on time
now for the who am I?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Game? This is where we pretend to be somebody else
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Jimmy Butler is the fastest player to record a triple
double with the Warriors?
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Since me?
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Again, Jimmy Butler the fastest player to record a triple
double with the Golden State Warriors.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Since me?
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Who am I? That is the question? The answer will
get to it more of these amazing phone calls, get
to all of that, and we will.
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Do it next.
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And here is the who am I? Game of the hour?
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What? Who?
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Right here it is Jimmy Butler, the fastest player to
record a triple double with the Warriors of Golden State.
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Since me, who am I? That is the question? What
is the answer?
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And it was in I've never been to a tractor
supply untill a couple of years ago, and it was awesome.
It's felt very masculine walking into a tractor supply store
and everything you need right there. All right, here's again. Yeah,
well I don't think they sell cows. I didn't see
any cows. Did you see cows? Did they have an organ?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Of course, everyone who owns a tractor owns a cow.
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I know that, but they don't. I didn't see a
cow like for sale you can't buy.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I don't think they have more sales. Well, I was
at in like the middle of California.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
They didn't have. It was a little cow. They couldn't
buy a cow.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
All right.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Jimmy Butler, the fastest player recorded triple double with the Warriors.
Since me, who am I? That is the question. What's
the answer, Miguel on fire, says Paul mckeskey, is the answer?
Malor prop guy going with Lance the bus driver. If
only Lance looked that good. Who else do we have?
Page down Andy in Line Lakes, Minnesota saying Latrell Spreewell Yeah,
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and him and his punching his coach back in the
day minute bowl from mister nice guy, also mister lego guy. Andrew,
who is in Fremont, California, says the answer is a
Donald Foyle who turned fifty yesterday, King Roy going with
Danny Tanner as his answer. Ferg Dogg's twin sister Ferg
(36:53):
Cat from Scrooge.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Remember when Ferg Dog got in trouble on X he
was putting time out and during the time out he
became fur Cat. Yeah, big upset. It was a gender
change a situation. Robin Vegas says the Mouth of the
South Jimmy Hart. Remember that guy from Arkansas that used
to call the show who claimed he was friends with
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Jimmy Hart.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Guy? Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Egan Roseville, Minnesota, saying Andrew Bogut is the answer?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Mark from Queen says Chris Mullen aka saloon Face. That's
a mark from Queen's Anthony Street Closed. Davis, who is
thirty two today from late Night drug tester. That's his answer.
Oh tiger man in you tub haven't heard him in
a while, he says, happy Big twelve Tourney, Go b
yu Okay. Monty ellis from Andrew. That's his answer. I
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swear no Google. David Lee is the answer from Brooklyn Corp.
Who else do you have? Wilt Chamberlain guests by young
Blood Hawk Wilford Brimley from Timothy in Northern Kentucky. A fine,
fine answer. Who else do we have? A ghost in Seattle?
From Terry in England? Spock's Weed says Kevin Durant or
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Chrissy from Three's Company. There's a random name from the past.
Kelly from Des Moines writes in formally Donut. Kelly says
the quarterback the Seahawks should have signed, the amazing Sam Darnell. Yeah,
I remember that, the great Sam Darnell call from Minnesota.
All right, Lorrain, No, do you have an answer to
the riveting who am I game?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
A question?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Jimmy Butler the fastest player to have a triple double
with the Warriors since me.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, it's got to be Eddie at the front desk.
Who put my package somewhere? That's not where it's supposed
to be Ben. Who's Eddie? I don't know who that
I know I used to work. They used to got
him Eddie? Is there Eddie? Not working in the front
of that Eddie? Not that Eddie.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
So you you tracked down your package and somebody had
it's just not there.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It's not in the mail room. It was signed for today,
but it is not in the mail room.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
So somebody signed for your package and then better not
have eaten my gift.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Is that a federal crime? I believe that is a crime.
You're not allowed. But you know the name of the
person that did it. Do you think they used a
fake name?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Okay, I would use a fake There's a skin and
what was in the box were like cookies or something.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
H treats of some sort of some kind of treat
but we don't have them themed for March. Do you
think some guy named Eddie's eating our religious streets?
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's not right. This is craziness, all right now, you're wrong,
by the way. The correct answer.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Jimmy Brother the fastest player to have a triple double
for the Golden State Warriors since Rick Berry in nineteen
seventy two that. You know what, Rick Barry was famous
for Larraider.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Now what was the famous for Ben? You know how
he shot his foul shots. What do you think like
granny granny style?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah yeah, underhanded yeah yeah, and nobody else wants to
do that because it's masculating.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
So wait, was it was really good? Yeah? Underhanded foul shots. Yeah,
that was just scene