March 12, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Yankees GM Brian Cashman complaining about the trade market and luxury tax penalties, Max Scherzer's plan to fix MLB starting pitching, reports that the Blue Jays offered Vlad Guerrero Jr. a $500M contract, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, Shaka laka.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb birth three talking bays Mall. We'll get
back to the football, but we start our three here
on the original recipe Ben Malershow podcast with baseball. What
does Brian Cashman, that's the GM in New York complaining
about the trade market and the luxury tax penalties regarding
the Yankees signify to you? Also, how do you classify
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Max Scherzer's plan to fix Major League Baseball starting pitching dilemma?
And it's also been reported that Max Schurzer's teammate with
the Blue Jays, Vladimir Guerrero Junior, was offered a five
hundred million dollar contract with deferrals before negotiations were halted.
Is this as outrageous as some are making it out
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to be. We'll get to all of that and more
right now here. It is our number three. It's not
the Bronx is burning, It's the Bronx is complaining, is
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So we'll get back to the football in a moment.
We are less than a week from opening day in baseball,
well kind of the Doyers and the Cubbies, which is
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good for me because it'll be on right after our show.
I believe six am Eastern first pitch between the Dodgers
and the Cubs, back to back games in Japan a
money making venture for baseball, try to cash in, get
the fans in Japan to buy all the merch in.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Chiching, Chi Ching, Chiching.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But with that as the theme, there is some more
buzz in complaining coming out.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Of the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If you have not been paying attention now the news
around Garrett Cole Ego he's out for the you grab
some bench. Garrett Cole, highest paid pitcher in baseball, done,
done for the year, Tommy John surgery. Luis Heel, who
was the breakout young starter last year for the Pinstripes,
he's done for at least the first three months to
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the baseball season, so GM. Brian Cashman gave a State
of the Yankees address, if you will a State of
the Yankees address, and if you didn't hear what he
had to say, perhaps not, why would you? Brian Cashman complaining,
he said, there's very little available, very little available on
the pitching market this time of the year. Cashman said
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the Yankees will quote rely on what they have while
exploring outside opportunities.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But he was doom and gloom guy. He then gave what.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I consider the money quote, and the money quote was
cash Brian Cashman said the luxury penalties involving the Yankees
spending money adding a pitcher. He said, the luxury penalties
make it quote less likely that the Yankees will go
outside the organization Sean and add a pitcher. That's from
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the horse's mouth and he does kind of look like
a horse. Brian. So let us discuss the question. What
does Brian Cashman complaining about both the trade market and
the luxury tax penalties signify to you. So I've got Jimminy, cricket, bureaucracy,
and ivy. We'll combine all of these things together, and
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we are gonna make the Gabba ghoul. We're gonna make
the Goaba goool is what we're going to make, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So, first of.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
All, Brian Cashman is reminding those that are a little slow,
a little groggy, reminding everyone that while he might have
been hired under old man George Steinbrenner, he is definitely
a company man. And again, this is old family money.
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Go watch The Great Gatsby again, you read the Great
gas It's old family money. That's how you keep a
job as the general manager of the Yankees. He's had
that job since nineteen ninety eight. Holy crap, it's a
long time. The very little available line from Brian Cashman
does not pass the smell test. Here's why all right,
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Spring training teams are putting their roster together for opening.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
They already know who's gonna be on the roster.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But there's a number of teams that are trying to
cut costs, like the Podres or the Mariners. Teams along
those like the Marlins, and they have people available. Really,
what Brian Cashman is saying is we don't want to
meet the asking price. But it's a jiminy cricket situation.
When you wish upon a star, in this case a
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star pitcher, makes no difference.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Who you are.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Certainly the Yankees have the money and anything your heart desires,
anything at all, will come to you. So, in other words,
stop hoarding the prospects, because a prospect is a suspect
until proven otherwise. And in terms of the luxury tax
penalties being some kind of obstacle, making it seem like
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this is a Greek tragedy. It's embarrassing. I think they
should hire Supermarket Steve as the Yankee GM. He'd do
a better job than Brian Cashman at this point. So
if you check the stupid O meter on that particular
comment about the Yankees being worried about the luxury tax,
that is a ten out of ten on the stupid
o meter. You're not the Pirates. You're not the Rays
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or the Marlins, or the Brewers or the Reds.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So stop acting like those teams.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You're the new York Yankees for God's Sakes act a
part of the Yankees. Last I checked, they're worth an
estimated seven billion. They had record revenues last season because
they got to the World Series before they forgot how
to play defense and needed that old VHS tape from
Tom Amanski on how to play defense. Also, from what
I read, maybe I was a little off on this.
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I think I read the other day that since Eric
calls out for the year, the insurance will kick in.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
The Yankees will.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Recoup twenty seven million dollars from the Garrett Cole contract
because he's not gonna play this year after having Tommy
John surgery. So it seems pretty good now turning the page,
we head.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
To all Coda.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We go to Ontario, the most populated province in Canada,
and the Blue Jays Toronto Blue Jess bad.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Team, but they've given us some decent content here.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So the Blue Jays pitcher Max Schurzer, he's crazy Eye
Shirzer Mac Schurzer. He's got it all figured out. He
wants to go MSPGA. What does that mean? He wants
to make starting pitching great again in Major League Baseball,
make it value. There was a time when the whole
plan to go to a ball game was based on
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who was pitching.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It was like a heavyweight boxing.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Match, and the starters would go into the seventh of
the eighth inning and it was like back and forth.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It was so great. Not an em Now it's.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Nerdball, nerd nerd, nerd nerd. It's random relief pitchers. It's
a conga line of relief pitchers. That's modern baseball. So Schurezer,
who has been a starting pitcher and famously tapped out
much like the Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson when the Dodgers
needed him against the Atlanta Braves in the National League
Championship Series.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And no, I have not forgiven Max Scherzer for that.
I have not Anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Now Schurzer thinks teams should be penalized, penalized that for
pulling a starting pitcher early. Now he put a bunch
of conditions out. These are the Max Schurzer rules.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Did you see this? Under his proposal, a pitcher.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Would become qualified in air quotes, qualified by completing six
innings six innings, throwing one hundred pitches, or allowing four
runs or more. So, how do you classify Max Scherzer
and his rules to fix starting pitching and make starting
pitching great again in Major League Baseball put the value
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on starting pitching. So it's obviously out of the orthodoxy
of current Major League Baseball. That's the first thought that
you have that it's borderline kookie for the nerds that
are running baseball today.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But it is also a sign of the times.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And I'm anti adding new rules because once you add rules,
you pretty much never get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
They'll be here for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
There maybe someone will come along someday long after I'm
gone and change some of these rules, but for my lifetime,
these rules will be here the rest of the way.
And we're in the golden era for bureaucracy in baseball.
Rob Manfraud, the Commissioner of Baseball, loves adding new rules.
He puts blue ribbon panels together to add new rules.
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In the past decade or so, Major League Baseball has done,
among other things, they have made the takeout slide at
second base because a Mets player got injured because he
slid inappropriately in the chase, a chase something I was
at the game Dodgers and Mets in a playoff game
at Chavez Ravine back when I was allowed to go
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to Dodger games, and so, uh remember that. And also
you had the Buster Posey rule, that little weasel who's
now the GM of the San Francisco Giants, and he
was injured on some no name play at the play
some no name from the Marlins, so they got rid
of the most exciting play. The takeout slide of the
catcher pretty much has been completely debaald, completely newtered. So
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that's gone. Uh but wait, we're not done. There's more here.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You've got the shift that was outlawed, which is also stupid.
You've got three batter minimums for relief pitchers.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That was added.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
The pitch clock is now standard. But what Major leag
Baseball is this? And I know shirzers like, well this
we got to do this, rules it, But really, what
it's gonna take is someone who's got enough.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Moxie, if you will, much like my dog.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Enough moxie to step up and be the reversal money ball.
This whole money ball nonsense, which this whole infestation of
ivy league types who found a way to hustle these
billionaire sports owners.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
But it started with the Athletics.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So I was in the movie that there was a
story Moneyball that was written about the athletics, and it
was just a way to circumvent and find a way
to put a competitive team on the field back when
they used to be a team called the Oakland Athletics
back in the day. And you could circumvent the big
money teams like the Yankees and the Red Sox at
the time. And so it was a it was a
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workerund So what it's going to take is some mad
scientist for a small market team to draft and develop
pitchers most likely from high school, and work their their
arm strength up to become mules, mound mules, if you will, and.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Then have success.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And if that happens, someone will write a book about it,
and then everyone else will start popping up, like it's
like whack them all. They'll start popping up. He'll knock
them down, but they'll they want to copy that strategy.
And now, staying in Toronto, quick, quick, a right, staying
in Toronto. It has been reported that the Blue Jays
offered Vladimir Guerrero Junior a five hundred million dollar or
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looning contract.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Five hundred million for vlad Guerrero Jr.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Which he turned down, by the way, he turned that
down with Toronto before negotiations were ended between two parties.
Is this as outrageous as it sounds that Vladdie walked
away from five hundred million? So to me, the outrageous
part of this story after a minute long Mallard deliberation,
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is the people complaining, complaining that the Blue Jays low
balled Vladdie. In what world is five hundred million dollars
a low ball? Now we don't know how much of
that was deferred, and who knows. Maybe they went Dodgers
and said we'll pay you in twenty two hundred, we'll
pay you the rest of the money. But this is
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an ivy situation meaning intrinsic value, and what is the
intrinsic value of Vladdie Guerrero Junior.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You're worth what someone will.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Pay you obviously in any business whatever you're doing my
world as well, not what you're not worth, what you
think you're worth, or what other people say you're worth.
The only one that decides that is the person that
you're working for. And if you're self employed, then you
obviously decide what you're worth. It's not based on what
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someone feels your worth or what you feel your worth. Now,
Vlatti Guerrero has as I remember, and I don't have
the stats in front of me. He had one breakout
season where he was like runner off up in the
MVP Rays and hit almost fifty home runs and had
a bunch of runs batted in. But other than that,
he's been a thirty home run one hundred RBI guy.
That's a typical year, which is not bad. That's not bad.
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But when you're thinking about the box office, does he
really move a lot of tickets?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Probably not? Probably not.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
The whole old Taani thing is because of the Japanese market.
That's why he got all that money from the Dodgers.
They say, well, Juan Soto, I don't know that that's
the proper comp on that. Either he's gonna get paid,
he's gonna get paid, and he's betting on himself and
good luck and all that. But the part of the
service is also amusing to me is that Vladdie Junior
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publicly said he does not want to become a distract
I love when guys say I don't want it to negotiate.
I don't want to distract you. Let me tell you
something Fox Sports Radio, who I work for Radio. I
want them, I want the distract. If they want to
throw money at me, how is that a distraction? In
what effing world is that a distraction? Someone wants to
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give you a massive amount of I can't be a distract. No,
And so Guerrero Vladdie is saying publicly, I don't want
to be a distraction to the team and I won't
negotiate during the season. Well, at the same time, either
he or people close to him every week are leaking information.
You know it's not coming from the Blue Jays. You
know it's coming from Vladimir Guerrero Junior and his side.
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So either they're trying to weaponize the Toronto fan base
to make the Blue Jays pay Vladimir Guerrero Junior, or
they're just trying to make the Blue Jays look bad
and make him look good, saying, well, well they didn't offer.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Me enough, you know. Come on anyway, it is the
Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
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we're gonna have too much or not enough. We got
the Queen of Hearts with Loray now and that's love advice.
I used to hashtag Queen of Hearts. Hashtag Queen of Hearts.
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That'll be coming up a little bit later in the hour.
Also too much or not enough? As mentioned, time now
for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And here's the
Mallor riddle of the day. Rich Rodriguez, the former Michigan
coach Rich Rodriguez who's back at West Virginia. So Rich
Rodriguez has banned West Virginia football players from blank. Again,
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Rich rod has banned West Virginia football players from blank.
That is the Mallord riddle. Love the day, the answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Next.
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Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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App Bell Miller and You.
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It is the Ben Maller Show, up all night every night,
working the third shift, hanging out with you. Maybe you're
just naturally battling insomnia. Being a long drive down a
dark country road, whatever it is. We are here for you.
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And he got up because you had to go to
the bathroom. Whatever the powder they say powder room and
on HG TV powder.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Room only your nose?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Really all right?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, either way, we're here for you and coming up
in a few minutes the Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
So if you want to be part of that, you
have a question about relationships, whether you're single or married,
whatever it might be, or you just want to ask
a random stupid question. Hashtag Queen of Hearts. Hashtag Queen
of Hearts that'll be coming up later this hour. Hashtag
Queen Hearts on X say a load of Ben at
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Ben mahlor follow him at Ben Maller Loraina. In the
history of Fox Sports Radio, no one has gotten more
love than Lorena by far. Even Colin Cowherd does not
get feed level of love. But you can say a
load of Lorena at the FSR Tech Queen and Kobolo
a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan. And now back
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to the talk show. That's right and Bill, it's me
Ben here got to pay off the riddle of the day.
Rich Rodriguez, that's a football coaches banned the West Virginia
football players from blank from blank, that is the riddle
of the day, the malord riddle of the day. But
what is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
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Let's see page Dan here, I can't read that making
mixtapes from donkeys sausage. He banned them from going to
the ballet during the season from alf the Alien of Pint.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You cannot ban people from going to the ballet.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I do too, ferg Dog says, from sharing their girlfriends
like the Reno's brothers.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Wow, jeez, all right? Uh? From BUCkies from only twice BUCkies.
Who else do we have? Page Dan? Let's see.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
They banned drinking moonshine and going streaking. That's from Big
Greg and Iowa. Fun fact. Fun fact years ago. Fun fact,
A listener from Tennessee sent a bottle of moonshine to me,
actual moonshine from somewhere out in the sticks in Tennessee,
and I did have that for parties. Femi in Minnesota
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going with strip clubs kissing their cousins guessed by King Rory.
Rob in Vegas has banned his players from sleeping with
their cousins. A shout out Leveon bell a lot of BUCkies.
As you say, what do you call.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
It, Lorena? It's a boy Booshi's that's what you call it? Sure?
Why not?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Robin Minnesota says banned them from buying hok to a crypto.
It seems like it's good advice there from Robin Minnesota.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
You gotta get them that howk dude and spend on that.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Night Andy and Lino Lakes, Minnesota says the band the
West Virginia players from playing Duck Duck Gray Duck.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, it's duck duck goose where I grew up with
duck duck goose.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
It's a dangerous game.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Ben's fun game. I like the game. Beat my best
friend's arm.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Really, BP says Rich Rodriguez band his players from eating poutine.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, what else do we have? He can't read that one.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
On the air, Slug says they forbid them from attending
the Las Vegas Malor meet and read this August.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I guess it's in August.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
August works.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
August could work for me. I don't for Vegas. Yeah,
he's say in August.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah, August is good. I just talked to Slug. Yeah,
and he said, we have to like planet closer to
the actual day that we're going to do it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh why is that?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Because a lot of like the people that he knows for,
you know, in the areas that we would host this.
If we plan it too far ahead of time, there's
a chance they might not be working there anymore by
the time.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
All right, well we'll wait, so sometime in August, and
we'll wait till July. I guess, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll
let you know what Parito says. He forbid the players
from breeding with their sisters. Wow, William's going William got
it right.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Bad job by you.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
See all right, Loraina, do you have an answer to
the Mallard riddle of the day. Rich Rodriguez banning West
Virginia football players from blank.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
From eating cheesy's bad.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh we love I new, I'm not had you, but
it looks just delicious thatches. Are these like real ingredients?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No chemicals, No, that's incorrect, Rich Rodriguez banning the West
Virginia football players from dancing in tick talk videos. No
dancing for you. So I need a contestant for too
much or not enough? And while I wait for that contestant,
let's say hello to Tony in the Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What's going on, Tony? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Look for the bies, the simple barsies. Forget about your
worries and your strife.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Why do you stop but simple recipes?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Is that from the Jungle Book?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Is that the Jungle Book?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What's wrong? That's a Disney No, man, Tony jerk was
so good. I mean, freaking headache. It's wrong with you.
I continue to be fascinated by Tony. I don't people,
I'm getting an email.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
What do you like?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Tony sucks as a caller? Tony always curses. I think
he's hilarious. I think Tony's one of the funniest calls
we have. I enjoy Tony. I mean I enjoyed his
work as a caller. I think he's He's an amusing gentleman.
He hasn't told any stories about his dreams in a while,
though he used to call up and tell these crazy
stories about him.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Glad he doesn't do that anymore. Those are a little disturbing.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Talk about our dreams.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, no, I don't remember my dreams. I'm not a
me either. I'm not a deep slip.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
For last night, I got chased and I had to
hide because they were trying to abduct me.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Who I don't know, the people, goblins, I don't know,
Ben say, whatever happened? Remember, like for a month there
was a story every single day about drones over New
Jersey and then it just completely.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Went away, Like what happened? I want to know? I
demand President Trump tell us what those things were. I
need to know.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Let's write a letter.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm demanding as a US citizen. I would like to
know what that is all about.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It was a dream. It might have been kind of
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Speaker 1 (24:13):
Out here time now here we go it's doing I
think so that seems like an award. Not enough enough already?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
We welcome in are contestant from the great state of Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's Minnesota. Nice. His name is Dustin. What's going on? Dustin? Welcome?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I'm much are you.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Eh? I'm right, I'm good. Thanks for asking. What are
you up to? What are you working?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I'm on my way to work?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah? Yeah, man? What time do you start work?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I am that sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
What kind of work do you.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Do working on gas warehouse?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
A gat? What are you do in a gas warehouse?
What do you make? What do you do?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I feel like.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Hydrogen helium?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's man's work. Lorena.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Is there someone who gets to sniff said gas?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Like?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
You have to make sure it smells right like a yes? Wow,
look at me. I want that job.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well you have that job. It's called living. You're gonna
be breathing oxygen.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah all right. Well it's an interesting gig you got there.
Well you worked from four am to what time you
get off? Were they noon or something?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
And what here's your round?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
One?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yep, around one o'clock. I got you?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, good luck to you. Here we go too much
or not enough?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All The answers are either too much or not enough
for Dustin on his way to work at the factory
there in Minnesota with all the big chemicals and gases
and all that stuff. Question number one, shake Gilgis. Alexander
recently became the third player in NBA history to have
three straight forty point games without missing a foul shot.
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Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Too much? Right?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
He says too much? Let's find out that's correct. The
answer is too much. He's the only NBA player to
accomplish that. Good SGA knowledge by you, Dustin.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Question number two.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The Cleveland Cavaliers are the first team to have multiple
fifteen game win streaks in a single season in fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Not enough?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And see here Dustin's going not enough right again? Get
you out by you?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I Well, you're very lucky at your guesses. You should
go play the lottery. You're two for two. Not enough
it is it's been eighteen years since the team in
the NBA had multiple fifteen game winning streaks. That was
the I believe the Amari Stottomeyer Sean Marion Sons team
of seven, Mike D'Antoni the coach. Question number three, Demontes
(27:07):
another basketball question Ken Dustin, who doesn't even like basketball,
go for three for three on basketball. Damontes Sabonis and
LaMelo Ball are tied for the most games fouling out
this season with five.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Let's find out.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now streak ends not enough, but you're in good shape.
You're up two to one in the game, and you
have to get one more right to win. They have
each fouled out six times, so you came close.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, here we go. Question four.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You can win it right here, Dustin, and go into
work with like a peacock with your feathers out, strutting
around like a rooster.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know the whole thing. All right, here we go.
There are only four active defensive backs with one hundred
plus passes defended in their career. Is that too much
or not enough? This is obviously in the NFL right away.
Not enough? Let's find out, oh too much?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
There are only two, the Honey Badger and Jalen Ramsey.
So it does come down to this. It's Game seven
of the World Series. It's the fourth quarter of the
Super Bowl. About thirty seconds to go on the clock.
You gotta get at least a field goal. Actually you
need a touchdown. A field goal will not work you
down by four points? And here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Are you ready, Dustin, sir man sounds ready to me?
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
There were six wide receivers last season in the NFL
with one thousand receiving yards on less than seventy receptions.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Is that too much or not enough for the win?
Too much? Let's find out right now, Dustin, whether you're
a winner or a loser. Here we go. That's a
lot up the game. Congratulations. The answer was too much?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
A J.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Brown, Calvin Ridley, Nico Collins, and Jamison Williams are the four.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And yeah you win, Dustin. We golden ticket. So again.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You you can use that if you if you have
a favorite caller, you can give it to that caller.
If you're not planning on using it, you can pass
it on to somebody else. Uh, just don't give it
to that guy Gunner, you know, someone other than Gunner
but or not hollering James either and not the Leprechaun.
But other than that, you know, you're you're you're fine. Yeah,
I have a great day. Good job Dustin. All right,
(29:38):
there you goes Dustin on his way to the factory
to deal with the gases and.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All that. Random. Well, oxygen's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's really hydrogen, right, we really read more hydrogen than oxygen.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Isn't that really the No.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
No, we breathe oxygen.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
But the I feel like the we breathe at all.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, but air is more. People think it's all like
just auction. There's a lot of hydrogen.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
As well about that, but we don't breathe it in.
I think we do not breathe it in.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
One of the great scams, though, can we all agree
on this, every man, woman, and child. I don't cary
your background. One of the great scams is the potato
chip industry. When they fill the bags up with hydrogen.
It's nitrogen or whatever, nitrogen same crap does no?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I suppose it's just to take up space and it
seems like you're buying like a big bag of chips,
and it's just it's really.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Just that's what Trump ought to fix, man.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I mean, you don't forget, you know, fix the eggs,
but fix the potato chips, you.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Know, Ben for president?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Thank you? All right?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Anyway, we need some questions Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Lorena? Are you ready for the.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Stam so ready for love?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
This week, Ben and we will take some calls. If
you want to call in.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You want to ask Lorena a question, you can do
that right now at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
But hashtag Queen of Hearts any relationship questions, pretty much
anything but mostly relations stuff. We'll have the Queen of
Hearts with Lorena. We'll get to that and we will
do it.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Next.
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Speaker 1 (32:08):
In South it Bies with Lorraine antennin.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Clean Up hearts going to help you get right, get right,
and I get right and n dear right. You heard
the man. It's time for love here on the ben
Mouth Show.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Are you ready for questions? Lorena?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah, that's it, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
The Rains way of saying she wants questions. Yes, Timothy
from Northern Kentucky.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Right, Timothy, that's my tammy boye. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Timothy from Northern Kentucky says, what do you consider too
much and not enough?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Wink wink some kind of code.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
There, It is an interesting code. Yeh Will you say
it one more time?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Is what do you consider too much and not enough?
Hm hmmmm sounds like that.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
You know, Well, too much would be like a full steak?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Right full?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
I don't need a whole rip?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
No, your too, I could finish. Who to bite?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Loreno?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Persons?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Right?
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Take the kids meals do me great? Sometimes I just
have a little snack a snack.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh kids meals unbelievable. Yeah, all right, and not enough
would be those lunchables.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
You think those are disgusting?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Really, you shouldn't very popular processed, well, a lot of
foods processed, all right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Ferg Dog writes in says, is it okay to take
a girl to Sizzler on the first tape?
Speaker 7 (33:43):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny you brought up Sizzler.
I tried to go there the other day because I
want the cheesy bread.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, the cheesy bread.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
To go there, get the cheesy bread, for sure, But
you know what, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
There's not many Sizzlers. Less seemed a.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Little overpriced to me. A steak dinner was forty dollars
and then you have to add on.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Forty for Sizzler.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
And then you have to add on the salad bar
because you got to get the bottom of the salad bar.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
You better it was packed, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't think you want to touch anything near that
salad bar. Yeah, go to Shaky's bunch of lunch, you know,
get the mojo potatoes. I do like Shaky's.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
They have a really good buffet. But no, you know,
it depends on how much you love your girlfriend. Do
you want to take her to Sizzler or do you
want to take her to the Queen Mary on that buffet?
Like choose, choose how much you love your girl? Spoil
if you can. All right, you're gonna spend sixty dollars
on one single person at Sizzler, you might as well
just go ham at somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
As Steve wrote in he says, I live in a
small po dunk town.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It's very hard to find women to date. Any advice.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
You know, Dating in small towns is very hard. You
have to go to all the hole in the wall
bars and hope that everyone is at a bachelorette party.
Get the girls that are kind of homely, you know,
who hasn't seen anyone in Wow. Yeah, then you all
buy them shots. It's going to cost you a dollar.
One of them is going to bite. One of them
is gonna because they want a husband. They're jealous, you know,
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aim for those bachelorette parties.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Interesting advice from Lorraine. That's why you're the Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Let's say hello to the Bobby is calling in representing Bobby.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Really, he's in Florida, you know again named Bobby.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Lives in Brooks key Lime pip.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Oh Is that right? Is this the famous Bobby? Hello Bobby?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
It is. It's the same Bobby.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's a good That's a good k that's a good pie.
By the way, that's solid pie.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'm going to get a strawberry key lime here. Shortly
before I get I've got a two part question for you, queen.
Before I get to that, I just wanted to touch on
a too much or not enough question. Uh, you got
to realize it's always better to have too much because
you don't have to finish the whole meal if you
don't have enough, and then you're as wanting more.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
So that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I keep that in mind, thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And if you have too much leftovers, right back.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
For more, exactly exactly all right. So I've been talking
to a girl. I met her online for a couple
of months. She's in Kansas, obviously, I'm in Florida, and uh,
you know, we talk constantly all day every day. It's
kind of the point where we're getting pretty serious about meeting.
So what's your advice on a timeline on when it's
too soon or how long should we wait before we
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take the flight.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
You know, love is one of those things. Life is short.
I think you should take the flight as soon as possible.
If you guys are excited about meeting up and like, actually,
you know, connecting in person, I would do it as
soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
And you have you have a geographical does you have
an advantage right, because I think a lot.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
Of people would love to fight to Florida. No one
wants to go to Kansas.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Well definitely.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
I'm sorry for people in Kansas, but there's tornado. We
don't want to die.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So Kansas is cool, but be Florida.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
It does have hurricanes, so each has their advice.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, every part of the world has some kind of disaster.
They could strikes. You got earthquakes, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeah, he jump on it.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I'd say go fast if she comes to Florida. One
of my issues is I've recently remodeled a bunch of stuff.
I just had my bathroom redone. Everything's nice, tyle, chrome, stailess, seel.
And she keeps talking about wanting golden I don't know
what she means.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I think she wants your bank account. I think is okay.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Skin you can turn straw into.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Gold all right, Bobby, Keli Pie, Bobby, Let's say hello
to Steve Steven insane Tonio.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina. Hello, Steven, I
hey the.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Bed Malar Show. I love the show.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Thank you, sir. What's up you're on with Lorraina? Go ahead?
What do you got?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Rain?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
I'm curious is everyone at Fox Sports Radio banging Joy Taylor?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
That horbat?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I don't know do I need to dump that?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's up to you, you know, because you want to
get a phone call or or not?
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
King Ry rides it. I'm sure you waited too long now.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Hypothetically, King Roy writes and says, if I walk in
on my wife cheating on me, should I ask if
I can join in? Or should I kick them both
out because they didn't ask me to join in?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
That's from killing Yeah, yea, I know you can be
salty er, you can join the fun. Pick your battles,
pick your battles. At the end of the day, she's
still going to be your woman, right, well maybe not?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
What is the b pieces?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
What does the proper way to ask a girlfriend to
have a brother join in the in the ventuom you
knew that was you know.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
You could just bring them in there and hope that
they join in.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah. JT the wingman. This guy's been to the last
four Malor meet and greet. He says, is it okay
to Is it okay to tongue kiss your girlfriend's friends
and family?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I feel like we've asked this before, have we? Is
that a popular question? But you've started, Lorena, and this
is your fault.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
No no, it's the guy's fault who got to This
is your fault find money for his cousin with his brother.
This is not a meeting.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
This is a no answer real quick.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Shane in des Moine, Shane and Kelly, one of the
great couples.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Quickly, Shane, what do you got bal do.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
You believe in a couple of social media pages? Like
sharing a social Oh?
Speaker 7 (39:17):
I think it depends.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hell to you're each individ?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
No What Ben said?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
No no, no
Boom, Shaka laka.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb birth three talking bays Mall. We'll get
back to the football, but we start our three here
on the original recipe Ben Malershow podcast with baseball. What
does Brian Cashman, that's the GM in New York complaining
about the trade market and the luxury tax penalties regarding
the Yankees signify to you? Also, how do you classify
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Max Scherzer's plan to fix Major League Baseball starting pitching dilemma?
And it's also been reported that Max Schurzer's teammate with
the Blue Jays, Vladimir Guerrero Junior, was offered a five
hundred million dollar contract with deferrals before negotiations were halted.
Is this as outrageous as some are making it out
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to be. We'll get to all of that and more
right now here. It is our number three. It's not
the Bronx is burning, It's the Bronx is complaining, is
what it is. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
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So we'll get back to the football in a moment.
We are less than a week from opening day in baseball,
well kind of the Doyers and the Cubbies, which is
(02:10):
good for me because it'll be on right after our show.
I believe six am Eastern first pitch between the Dodgers
and the Cubs, back to back games in Japan a
money making venture for baseball, try to cash in, get
the fans in Japan to buy all the merch in.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Chiching, Chi Ching, Chiching.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But with that as the theme, there is some more
buzz in complaining coming out.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Of the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If you have not been paying attention now the news
around Garrett Cole Ego he's out for the you grab
some bench. Garrett Cole, highest paid pitcher in baseball, done,
done for the year, Tommy John surgery. Luis Heel, who
was the breakout young starter last year for the Pinstripes,
he's done for at least the first three months to
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the baseball season, so GM. Brian Cashman gave a State
of the Yankees address, if you will a State of
the Yankees address, and if you didn't hear what he
had to say, perhaps not, why would you? Brian Cashman complaining,
he said, there's very little available, very little available on
the pitching market this time of the year. Cashman said
(03:23):
the Yankees will quote rely on what they have while
exploring outside opportunities.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But he was doom and gloom guy. He then gave what.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I consider the money quote, and the money quote was
cash Brian Cashman said the luxury penalties involving the Yankees
spending money adding a pitcher. He said, the luxury penalties
make it quote less likely that the Yankees will go
outside the organization Sean and add a pitcher. That's from
(03:56):
the horse's mouth and he does kind of look like
a horse. Brian. So let us discuss the question. What
does Brian Cashman complaining about both the trade market and
the luxury tax penalties signify to you. So I've got Jimminy, cricket, bureaucracy,
and ivy. We'll combine all of these things together, and
(04:21):
we are gonna make the Gabba ghoul. We're gonna make
the Goaba goool is what we're going to make, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So, first of.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
All, Brian Cashman is reminding those that are a little slow,
a little groggy, reminding everyone that while he might have
been hired under old man George Steinbrenner, he is definitely
a company man. And again, this is old family money.
(04:49):
Go watch The Great Gatsby again, you read the Great
gas It's old family money. That's how you keep a
job as the general manager of the Yankees. He's had
that job since nineteen ninety eight. Holy crap, it's a
long time. The very little available line from Brian Cashman
does not pass the smell test. Here's why all right,
(05:13):
Spring training teams are putting their roster together for opening.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
They already know who's gonna be on the roster.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But there's a number of teams that are trying to
cut costs, like the Podres or the Mariners. Teams along
those like the Marlins, and they have people available. Really,
what Brian Cashman is saying is we don't want to
meet the asking price. But it's a jiminy cricket situation.
When you wish upon a star, in this case a
(05:39):
star pitcher, makes no difference.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Who you are.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Certainly the Yankees have the money and anything your heart desires,
anything at all, will come to you. So, in other words,
stop hoarding the prospects, because a prospect is a suspect
until proven otherwise. And in terms of the luxury tax
penalties being some kind of obstacle, making it seem like
(06:05):
this is a Greek tragedy. It's embarrassing. I think they
should hire Supermarket Steve as the Yankee GM. He'd do
a better job than Brian Cashman at this point. So
if you check the stupid O meter on that particular
comment about the Yankees being worried about the luxury tax,
that is a ten out of ten on the stupid
o meter. You're not the Pirates. You're not the Rays
(06:29):
or the Marlins, or the Brewers or the Reds.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So stop acting like those teams.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You're the new York Yankees for God's Sakes act a
part of the Yankees. Last I checked, they're worth an
estimated seven billion. They had record revenues last season because
they got to the World Series before they forgot how
to play defense and needed that old VHS tape from
Tom Amanski on how to play defense. Also, from what
I read, maybe I was a little off on this.
(06:57):
I think I read the other day that since Eric
calls out for the year, the insurance will kick in.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
The Yankees will.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Recoup twenty seven million dollars from the Garrett Cole contract
because he's not gonna play this year after having Tommy
John surgery. So it seems pretty good now turning the page,
we head.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
To all Coda.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We go to Ontario, the most populated province in Canada,
and the Blue Jays Toronto Blue Jess bad.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Team, but they've given us some decent content here.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So the Blue Jays pitcher Max Schurzer, he's crazy Eye
Shirzer Mac Schurzer. He's got it all figured out. He
wants to go MSPGA. What does that mean? He wants
to make starting pitching great again in Major League Baseball,
make it value. There was a time when the whole
plan to go to a ball game was based on
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who was pitching.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It was like a heavyweight boxing.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Match, and the starters would go into the seventh of
the eighth inning and it was like back and forth.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It was so great. Not an em Now it's.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Nerdball, nerd nerd, nerd nerd. It's random relief pitchers. It's
a conga line of relief pitchers. That's modern baseball. So Schurezer,
who has been a starting pitcher and famously tapped out
much like the Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson when the Dodgers
needed him against the Atlanta Braves in the National League
Championship Series.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And no, I have not forgiven Max Scherzer for that.
I have not Anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Now Schurzer thinks teams should be penalized, penalized that for
pulling a starting pitcher early. Now he put a bunch
of conditions out. These are the Max Schurzer rules.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Did you see this? Under his proposal, a pitcher.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Would become qualified in air quotes, qualified by completing six
innings six innings, throwing one hundred pitches, or allowing four
runs or more. So, how do you classify Max Scherzer
and his rules to fix starting pitching and make starting
pitching great again in Major League Baseball put the value
(09:01):
on starting pitching. So it's obviously out of the orthodoxy
of current Major League Baseball. That's the first thought that
you have that it's borderline kookie for the nerds that
are running baseball today.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But it is also a sign of the times.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And I'm anti adding new rules because once you add rules,
you pretty much never get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
They'll be here for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
There maybe someone will come along someday long after I'm
gone and change some of these rules, but for my lifetime,
these rules will be here the rest of the way.
And we're in the golden era for bureaucracy in baseball.
Rob Manfraud, the Commissioner of Baseball, loves adding new rules.
He puts blue ribbon panels together to add new rules.
(09:49):
In the past decade or so, Major League Baseball has done,
among other things, they have made the takeout slide at
second base because a Mets player got injured because he
slid inappropriately in the chase, a chase something I was
at the game Dodgers and Mets in a playoff game
at Chavez Ravine back when I was allowed to go
(10:10):
to Dodger games, and so, uh remember that. And also
you had the Buster Posey rule, that little weasel who's
now the GM of the San Francisco Giants, and he
was injured on some no name play at the play
some no name from the Marlins, so they got rid
of the most exciting play. The takeout slide of the
catcher pretty much has been completely debaald, completely newtered. So
(10:32):
that's gone. Uh but wait, we're not done. There's more here.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You've got the shift that was outlawed, which is also stupid.
You've got three batter minimums for relief pitchers.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That was added.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
The pitch clock is now standard. But what Major leag
Baseball is this? And I know shirzers like, well this
we got to do this, rules it, But really, what
it's gonna take is someone who's got enough.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Moxie, if you will, much like my dog.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Enough moxie to step up and be the reversal money ball.
This whole money ball nonsense, which this whole infestation of
ivy league types who found a way to hustle these
billionaire sports owners.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
But it started with the Athletics.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So I was in the movie that there was a
story Moneyball that was written about the athletics, and it
was just a way to circumvent and find a way
to put a competitive team on the field back when
they used to be a team called the Oakland Athletics
back in the day. And you could circumvent the big
money teams like the Yankees and the Red Sox at
the time. And so it was a it was a
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workerund So what it's going to take is some mad
scientist for a small market team to draft and develop
pitchers most likely from high school, and work their their
arm strength up to become mules, mound mules, if you will, and.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Then have success.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And if that happens, someone will write a book about it,
and then everyone else will start popping up, like it's
like whack them all. They'll start popping up. He'll knock
them down, but they'll they want to copy that strategy.
And now, staying in Toronto, quick, quick, a right, staying
in Toronto. It has been reported that the Blue Jays
offered Vladimir Guerrero Junior a five hundred million dollar or
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looning contract.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Five hundred million for vlad Guerrero Jr.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Which he turned down, by the way, he turned that
down with Toronto before negotiations were ended between two parties.
Is this as outrageous as it sounds that Vladdie walked
away from five hundred million? So to me, the outrageous
part of this story after a minute long Mallard deliberation,
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is the people complaining, complaining that the Blue Jays low
balled Vladdie. In what world is five hundred million dollars
a low ball? Now we don't know how much of
that was deferred, and who knows. Maybe they went Dodgers
and said we'll pay you in twenty two hundred, we'll
pay you the rest of the money. But this is
(13:19):
an ivy situation meaning intrinsic value, and what is the
intrinsic value of Vladdie Guerrero Junior.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You're worth what someone will.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Pay you obviously in any business whatever you're doing my
world as well, not what you're not worth, what you
think you're worth, or what other people say you're worth.
The only one that decides that is the person that
you're working for. And if you're self employed, then you
obviously decide what you're worth. It's not based on what
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someone feels your worth or what you feel your worth. Now,
Vlatti Guerrero has as I remember, and I don't have
the stats in front of me. He had one breakout
season where he was like runner off up in the
MVP Rays and hit almost fifty home runs and had
a bunch of runs batted in. But other than that,
he's been a thirty home run one hundred RBI guy.
That's a typical year, which is not bad. That's not bad.
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But when you're thinking about the box office, does he
really move a lot of tickets?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Probably not? Probably not.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
The whole old Taani thing is because of the Japanese market.
That's why he got all that money from the Dodgers.
They say, well, Juan Soto, I don't know that that's
the proper comp on that. Either he's gonna get paid,
he's gonna get paid, and he's betting on himself and
good luck and all that. But the part of the
service is also amusing to me is that Vladdie Junior
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publicly said he does not want to become a distract
I love when guys say I don't want it to negotiate.
I don't want to distract you. Let me tell you
something Fox Sports Radio, who I work for Radio. I
want them, I want the distract. If they want to
throw money at me, how is that a distraction? In
what effing world is that a distraction? Someone wants to
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give you a massive amount of I can't be a distract. No,
And so Guerrero Vladdie is saying publicly, I don't want
to be a distraction to the team and I won't
negotiate during the season. Well, at the same time, either
he or people close to him every week are leaking information.
You know it's not coming from the Blue Jays. You
know it's coming from Vladimir Guerrero Junior and his side.
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So either they're trying to weaponize the Toronto fan base
to make the Blue Jays pay Vladimir Guerrero Junior, or
they're just trying to make the Blue Jays look bad
and make him look good, saying, well, well they didn't offer.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Me enough, you know. Come on anyway, it is the
Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You want to come out on any of that will
take some calls if you'd like to be part eight
seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven
nine nine six six three six nine. Now later this hour,
we're gonna have too much or not enough. We got
the Queen of Hearts with Loray now and that's love advice.
I used to hashtag Queen of Hearts. Hashtag Queen of Hearts.
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That'll be coming up a little bit later in the hour.
Also too much or not enough? As mentioned, time now
for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And here's the
Mallor riddle of the day. Rich Rodriguez, the former Michigan
coach Rich Rodriguez who's back at West Virginia. So Rich
Rodriguez has banned West Virginia football players from blank. Again,
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Rich rod has banned West Virginia football players from blank.
That is the Mallord riddle. Love the day, the answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Next.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
App Bell Miller and You.
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It is the Ben Maller Show, up all night every night,
working the third shift, hanging out with you. Maybe you're
just naturally battling insomnia. Being a long drive down a
dark country road, whatever it is. We are here for you.
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And he got up because you had to go to
the bathroom. Whatever the powder they say powder room and
on HG TV powder.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Room only your nose?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Really all right?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, either way, we're here for you and coming up
in a few minutes the Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
So if you want to be part of that, you
have a question about relationships, whether you're single or married,
whatever it might be, or you just want to ask
a random stupid question. Hashtag Queen of Hearts. Hashtag Queen
of Hearts that'll be coming up later this hour. Hashtag
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Ben mahlor follow him at Ben Maller Loraina. In the
history of Fox Sports Radio, no one has gotten more
love than Lorena by far. Even Colin Cowherd does not
get feed level of love. But you can say a
load of Lorena at the FSR Tech Queen and Kobolo
a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan. And now back
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to the talk show. That's right and Bill, it's me
Ben here got to pay off the riddle of the day.
Rich Rodriguez, that's a football coaches banned the West Virginia
football players from blank from blank, that is the riddle
of the day, the malord riddle of the day. But
what is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
(18:30):
Let's see page Dan here, I can't read that making
mixtapes from donkeys sausage. He banned them from going to
the ballet during the season from alf the Alien of Pint.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You cannot ban people from going to the ballet.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I do too, ferg Dog says, from sharing their girlfriends
like the Reno's brothers.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Wow, jeez, all right? Uh? From BUCkies from only twice BUCkies.
Who else do we have? Page Dan? Let's see.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
They banned drinking moonshine and going streaking. That's from Big
Greg and Iowa. Fun fact. Fun fact years ago. Fun fact,
A listener from Tennessee sent a bottle of moonshine to me,
actual moonshine from somewhere out in the sticks in Tennessee,
and I did have that for parties. Femi in Minnesota
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going with strip clubs kissing their cousins guessed by King Rory.
Rob in Vegas has banned his players from sleeping with
their cousins. A shout out Leveon bell a lot of BUCkies.
As you say, what do you call.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
It, Lorena? It's a boy Booshi's that's what you call it? Sure?
Why not?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Robin Minnesota says banned them from buying hok to a crypto.
It seems like it's good advice there from Robin Minnesota.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
You gotta get them that howk dude and spend on that.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Night Andy and Lino Lakes, Minnesota says the band the
West Virginia players from playing Duck Duck Gray Duck.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, it's duck duck goose where I grew up with
duck duck goose.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
It's a dangerous game.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Ben's fun game. I like the game. Beat my best
friend's arm.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Really, BP says Rich Rodriguez band his players from eating poutine.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, what else do we have? He can't read that one.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
On the air, Slug says they forbid them from attending
the Las Vegas Malor meet and read this August.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I guess it's in August.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
August works.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
August could work for me. I don't for Vegas. Yeah,
he's say in August.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah, August is good. I just talked to Slug. Yeah,
and he said, we have to like planet closer to
the actual day that we're going to do it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh why is that?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Because a lot of like the people that he knows for,
you know, in the areas that we would host this.
If we plan it too far ahead of time, there's
a chance they might not be working there anymore by
the time.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
All right, well we'll wait, so sometime in August, and
we'll wait till July. I guess, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll
let you know what Parito says. He forbid the players
from breeding with their sisters. Wow, William's going William got
it right.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Bad job by you.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
See all right, Loraina, do you have an answer to
the Mallard riddle of the day. Rich Rodriguez banning West
Virginia football players from blank.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
From eating cheesy's bad.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh we love I new, I'm not had you, but
it looks just delicious thatches. Are these like real ingredients?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No chemicals, No, that's incorrect, Rich Rodriguez banning the West
Virginia football players from dancing in tick talk videos. No
dancing for you. So I need a contestant for too
much or not enough? And while I wait for that contestant,
let's say hello to Tony in the Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What's going on, Tony? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Look for the bies, the simple barsies. Forget about your
worries and your strife.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Why do you stop but simple recipes?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Is that from the Jungle Book?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Is that the Jungle Book?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What's wrong? That's a Disney No, man, Tony jerk was
so good. I mean, freaking headache. It's wrong with you.
I continue to be fascinated by Tony. I don't people,
I'm getting an email.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
What do you like?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Tony sucks as a caller? Tony always curses. I think
he's hilarious. I think Tony's one of the funniest calls
we have. I enjoy Tony. I mean I enjoyed his
work as a caller. I think he's He's an amusing gentleman.
He hasn't told any stories about his dreams in a while,
though he used to call up and tell these crazy
stories about him.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Glad he doesn't do that anymore. Those are a little disturbing.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Talk about our dreams.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, no, I don't remember my dreams. I'm not a
me either. I'm not a deep slip.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
For last night, I got chased and I had to
hide because they were trying to abduct me.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Who I don't know, the people, goblins, I don't know,
Ben say, whatever happened? Remember, like for a month there
was a story every single day about drones over New
Jersey and then it just completely.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Went away, Like what happened? I want to know? I
demand President Trump tell us what those things were. I
need to know.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Let's write a letter.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm demanding as a US citizen. I would like to
know what that is all about.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It was a dream. It might have been kind of
like basketball.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
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Tractor Supply. It's all sponsored by Tractor Supply for life.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Out here time now here we go it's doing I
think so that seems like an award. Not enough enough already?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
We welcome in are contestant from the great state of Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's Minnesota. Nice. His name is Dustin. What's going on? Dustin? Welcome?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I'm much are you.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Eh? I'm right, I'm good. Thanks for asking. What are
you up to? What are you working?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I'm on my way to work?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah? Yeah, man? What time do you start work?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I am that sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
What kind of work do you.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Do working on gas warehouse?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
A gat? What are you do in a gas warehouse?
What do you make? What do you do?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I feel like.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Hydrogen helium?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's man's work. Lorena.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Is there someone who gets to sniff said gas?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Like?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
You have to make sure it smells right like a yes? Wow,
look at me. I want that job.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well you have that job. It's called living. You're gonna
be breathing oxygen.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah all right. Well it's an interesting gig you got there.
Well you worked from four am to what time you
get off? Were they noon or something?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
And what here's your round?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
One?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yep, around one o'clock. I got you?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, good luck to you. Here we go too much
or not enough?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All The answers are either too much or not enough
for Dustin on his way to work at the factory
there in Minnesota with all the big chemicals and gases
and all that stuff. Question number one, shake Gilgis. Alexander
recently became the third player in NBA history to have
three straight forty point games without missing a foul shot.
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Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Too much? Right?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
He says too much? Let's find out that's correct. The
answer is too much. He's the only NBA player to
accomplish that. Good SGA knowledge by you, Dustin.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Question number two.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The Cleveland Cavaliers are the first team to have multiple
fifteen game win streaks in a single season in fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Not enough?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And see here Dustin's going not enough right again? Get
you out by you?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I Well, you're very lucky at your guesses. You should
go play the lottery. You're two for two. Not enough
it is it's been eighteen years since the team in
the NBA had multiple fifteen game winning streaks. That was
the I believe the Amari Stottomeyer Sean Marion Sons team
of seven, Mike D'Antoni the coach. Question number three, Demontes
(27:07):
another basketball question Ken Dustin, who doesn't even like basketball,
go for three for three on basketball. Damontes Sabonis and
LaMelo Ball are tied for the most games fouling out
this season with five.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Let's find out.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now streak ends not enough, but you're in good shape.
You're up two to one in the game, and you
have to get one more right to win. They have
each fouled out six times, so you came close.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, here we go. Question four.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You can win it right here, Dustin, and go into
work with like a peacock with your feathers out, strutting
around like a rooster.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know the whole thing. All right, here we go.
There are only four active defensive backs with one hundred
plus passes defended in their career. Is that too much
or not enough? This is obviously in the NFL right away.
Not enough? Let's find out, oh too much?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
There are only two, the Honey Badger and Jalen Ramsey.
So it does come down to this. It's Game seven
of the World Series. It's the fourth quarter of the
Super Bowl. About thirty seconds to go on the clock.
You gotta get at least a field goal. Actually you
need a touchdown. A field goal will not work you
down by four points? And here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Are you ready, Dustin, sir man sounds ready to me?
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
There were six wide receivers last season in the NFL
with one thousand receiving yards on less than seventy receptions.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Is that too much or not enough for the win?
Too much? Let's find out right now, Dustin, whether you're
a winner or a loser. Here we go. That's a
lot up the game. Congratulations. The answer was too much?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
A J.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Brown, Calvin Ridley, Nico Collins, and Jamison Williams are the four.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And yeah you win, Dustin. We golden ticket. So again.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You you can use that if you if you have
a favorite caller, you can give it to that caller.
If you're not planning on using it, you can pass
it on to somebody else. Uh, just don't give it
to that guy Gunner, you know, someone other than Gunner
but or not hollering James either and not the Leprechaun.
But other than that, you know, you're you're you're fine. Yeah,
I have a great day. Good job Dustin. All right,
(29:38):
there you goes Dustin on his way to the factory
to deal with the gases and.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All that. Random. Well, oxygen's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's really hydrogen, right, we really read more hydrogen than oxygen.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Isn't that really the No.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
No, we breathe oxygen.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
But the I feel like the we breathe at all.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, but air is more. People think it's all like
just auction. There's a lot of hydrogen.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
As well about that, but we don't breathe it in.
I think we do not breathe it in.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
One of the great scams, though, can we all agree
on this, every man, woman, and child. I don't cary
your background. One of the great scams is the potato
chip industry. When they fill the bags up with hydrogen.
It's nitrogen or whatever, nitrogen same crap does no?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I suppose it's just to take up space and it
seems like you're buying like a big bag of chips,
and it's just it's really.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Just that's what Trump ought to fix, man.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I mean, you don't forget, you know, fix the eggs,
but fix the potato chips, you.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Know, Ben for president?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Thank you? All right?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Anyway, we need some questions Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Lorena? Are you ready for the.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Stam so ready for love?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
This week, Ben and we will take some calls. If
you want to call in.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You want to ask Lorena a question, you can do
that right now at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
But hashtag Queen of Hearts any relationship questions, pretty much
anything but mostly relations stuff. We'll have the Queen of
Hearts with Lorena. We'll get to that and we will
do it.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Next.
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Speaker 1 (32:08):
In South it Bies with Lorraine antennin.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Clean Up hearts going to help you get right, get right,
and I get right and n dear right. You heard
the man. It's time for love here on the ben
Mouth Show.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Are you ready for questions? Lorena?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah, that's it, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
The Rains way of saying she wants questions. Yes, Timothy
from Northern Kentucky.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Right, Timothy, that's my tammy boye. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Timothy from Northern Kentucky says, what do you consider too
much and not enough?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Wink wink some kind of code.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
There, It is an interesting code. Yeh Will you say
it one more time?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Is what do you consider too much and not enough?
Hm hmmmm sounds like that.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
You know, Well, too much would be like a full steak?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Right full?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
I don't need a whole rip?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
No, your too, I could finish. Who to bite?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Loreno?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Persons?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Right?
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Take the kids meals do me great? Sometimes I just
have a little snack a snack.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh kids meals unbelievable. Yeah, all right, and not enough
would be those lunchables.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
You think those are disgusting?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Really, you shouldn't very popular processed, well, a lot of
foods processed, all right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Ferg Dog writes in says, is it okay to take
a girl to Sizzler on the first tape?
Speaker 7 (33:43):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny you brought up Sizzler.
I tried to go there the other day because I
want the cheesy bread.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, the cheesy bread.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
To go there, get the cheesy bread, for sure, But
you know what, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
There's not many Sizzlers. Less seemed a.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Little overpriced to me. A steak dinner was forty dollars
and then you have to add on.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Forty for Sizzler.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
And then you have to add on the salad bar
because you got to get the bottom of the salad bar.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
You better it was packed, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't think you want to touch anything near that
salad bar. Yeah, go to Shaky's bunch of lunch, you know,
get the mojo potatoes. I do like Shaky's.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
They have a really good buffet. But no, you know,
it depends on how much you love your girlfriend. Do
you want to take her to Sizzler or do you
want to take her to the Queen Mary on that buffet?
Like choose, choose how much you love your girl? Spoil
if you can. All right, you're gonna spend sixty dollars
on one single person at Sizzler, you might as well
just go ham at somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
As Steve wrote in he says, I live in a
small po dunk town.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It's very hard to find women to date. Any advice.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
You know, Dating in small towns is very hard. You
have to go to all the hole in the wall
bars and hope that everyone is at a bachelorette party.
Get the girls that are kind of homely, you know,
who hasn't seen anyone in Wow. Yeah, then you all
buy them shots. It's going to cost you a dollar.
One of them is going to bite. One of them
is gonna because they want a husband. They're jealous, you know,
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aim for those bachelorette parties.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Interesting advice from Lorraine. That's why you're the Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Let's say hello to the Bobby is calling in representing Bobby.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Really, he's in Florida, you know again named Bobby.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Lives in Brooks key Lime pip.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Oh Is that right? Is this the famous Bobby? Hello Bobby?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
It is. It's the same Bobby.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's a good That's a good k that's a good pie.
By the way, that's solid pie.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'm going to get a strawberry key lime here. Shortly
before I get I've got a two part question for you, queen.
Before I get to that, I just wanted to touch on
a too much or not enough question. Uh, you got
to realize it's always better to have too much because
you don't have to finish the whole meal if you
don't have enough, and then you're as wanting more.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
So that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I keep that in mind, thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And if you have too much leftovers, right back.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
For more, exactly exactly all right. So I've been talking
to a girl. I met her online for a couple
of months. She's in Kansas, obviously, I'm in Florida, and uh,
you know, we talk constantly all day every day. It's
kind of the point where we're getting pretty serious about meeting.
So what's your advice on a timeline on when it's
too soon or how long should we wait before we
(36:25):
take the flight.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
You know, love is one of those things. Life is short.
I think you should take the flight as soon as possible.
If you guys are excited about meeting up and like, actually,
you know, connecting in person, I would do it as
soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
And you have you have a geographical does you have
an advantage right, because I think a lot.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
Of people would love to fight to Florida. No one
wants to go to Kansas.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Well definitely.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
I'm sorry for people in Kansas, but there's tornado. We
don't want to die.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So Kansas is cool, but be Florida.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
It does have hurricanes, so each has their advice.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, every part of the world has some kind of disaster.
They could strikes. You got earthquakes, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeah, he jump on it.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I'd say go fast if she comes to Florida. One
of my issues is I've recently remodeled a bunch of stuff.
I just had my bathroom redone. Everything's nice, tyle, chrome, stailess, seel.
And she keeps talking about wanting golden I don't know
what she means.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I think she wants your bank account. I think is okay.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Skin you can turn straw into.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Gold all right, Bobby, Keli Pie, Bobby, Let's say hello
to Steve Steven insane Tonio.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina. Hello, Steven, I
hey the.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Bed Malar Show. I love the show.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Thank you, sir. What's up you're on with Lorraina? Go ahead?
What do you got?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Rain?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
I'm curious is everyone at Fox Sports Radio banging Joy Taylor?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
That horbat?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I don't know do I need to dump that?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's up to you, you know, because you want to
get a phone call or or not?
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
King Ry rides it. I'm sure you waited too long now.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Hypothetically, King Roy writes and says, if I walk in
on my wife cheating on me, should I ask if
I can join in? Or should I kick them both
out because they didn't ask me to join in?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
That's from killing Yeah, yea, I know you can be
salty er, you can join the fun. Pick your battles,
pick your battles. At the end of the day, she's
still going to be your woman, right, well maybe not?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
What is the b pieces?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
What does the proper way to ask a girlfriend to
have a brother join in the in the ventuom you
knew that was you know.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
You could just bring them in there and hope that
they join in.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah. JT the wingman. This guy's been to the last
four Malor meet and greet. He says, is it okay
to Is it okay to tongue kiss your girlfriend's friends
and family?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I feel like we've asked this before, have we? Is
that a popular question? But you've started, Lorena, and this
is your fault.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
No no, it's the guy's fault who got to This
is your fault find money for his cousin with his brother.
This is not a meeting.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
This is a no answer real quick.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Shane in des Moine, Shane and Kelly, one of the
great couples.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Quickly, Shane, what do you got bal do.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
You believe in a couple of social media pages? Like
sharing a social Oh?
Speaker 7 (39:17):
I think it depends.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hell to you're each individ?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
No What Ben said?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
No no, no
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