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March 12, 2025 • 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about Joey Bosa signing with the Bills and what that signifies, Micah Parsons loving the dismantling of the 49ers in free agency, the idea that Howie Roseman's Eagles roster is being decimated, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
O maha, oh maha, oh maha. It's our NAB four.
Our four is knocking at your audio door. On the
Ben Maler Show. Here an hour number four. What does
Joey Bosa's pick of the Bills over the forty nine
Ers and Dolphins signify to you? Also? Where are you at?

(00:21):
On Cowboys star Micah Parsons Loving the dismantling of the
forty nine ers in free agency? We'll discuss that. And
is GM Howie Roseman's Eagle roster being decimated in free agencies?
Some over the over the top dramatic report saying just that.
I'll get to all of that and more right now.

(00:43):
Have a wonderful Wednesday if you missed it. I'll be
doing double duty today so you can hear me on
our Fox Sports Radio flagship for the LA market on
AM five seventy noon to two Pacific time. I'll be
doing some daytime radio so you can hear me on
there with Fred Rogan. I'll be back tonight on the
Overnight show. But here it is our number four. Expect

(01:09):
the unexpected, Well, this one we definitely didn't expect. Welcome
In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler show.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
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buying show be. We continue our all night into the
morning in depth team coverage. We're on Aaron Rodgers Watch
tic tic D is today today, the first real day
of the new league year. Still some name brand players left,

(02:23):
not many of them, not many of them, and we'll
see what the day holds. But one story that did
come down the pike last night last night before we
cracked the air waves, the flea market of football picking
up with a player that was fired by the Chargers,
Joey Bosa, good name, not that great a game lately,

(02:48):
so defensive star Joey Bosa, late of the Chargers, has
now hind picked his new home. Did you hear where
he's going? You missed this? Okay, I'll fill you in.
So Joey Bosa is taking his talents to that tropical
paradise known as Buffalo. Well, yeah, actually Orchard Park, but

(03:12):
the same thing, Buffalo ad Jason. Maybe he just loves
the chicken wing and the anchor bar in Buffalo, the
birthplace of the modern chicken wing. But Bosa, you talk
about a plot twist here. Bosa was publicly being courted
by the forty nine Ers and the Dolphins after he
was let go by the Bolts, and ultimately he does

(03:34):
the old crazy ivan and goes to the Bills. They
were able to get the twenty nine year old off
and injured sack Merchant, who goes now to join Josh
Allen and Company in New York. So let us discuss
the question for the esteem panel. What does Joey Bosa's

(03:56):
pick of the Bills signify to you? All Right, So
I've got Tariff, Shrapnel and Elton John and we'll combine
all of these things together and we are going to
make the Baba go noooche with a side of ketchup chips.
Baba go nooche with the side of ketchup chips. All right,

(04:18):
So to lead off here, Joey Bosa answered the age
old question. He answered the question that money is actually
thicker than family. A lot of people say blood is
thicker than what. No. No, In this case, it turns
out that money, money, money is thicker than family. Rather

(04:40):
than share a tug at your heartstrings chicken soup for
the soul type story where you join your brother Nick,
Bosa and Bosa by the bay. You can see the
shirt right, the t shirt Bosa and Bosa by the Bay.
Rather than do that, Joey Bosa said, you know what,
I'm not into brotherly love. No no, no, no no,

(05:02):
And it said I would rather go with some financial gain.
And that's what I'm all about. It's more important than
family relationships. And Joey, I'm sure we'll send his brother
Nick a nice post guard from Niagara Falls and a
box of box of some delicious treats from Buffalo, so

(05:23):
everyone's got that price. I always say this, It's true.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I learned this when I was younger, and we all
learned this at some point in life, everyone's got a price.
And it turns out that if what we're hearing is accurate,
the forty nine ers offered Joey Bosa an average annual
value of one year less than ten million, one year
less than ten million, the Dolphins less than eight million.

(05:46):
The Bills ended up paying around thirteen million dollars. It's
a good, good around number around the good neighborhood there.
Thirteen million or so for a situational pass rusher. At
this point, that's all you can expect from Joey bo So,
to rephrase this for those of you a little slow,
Buffalo based on a minutes long Mallar deliberation, Buffalo paid

(06:12):
what's known in the industry as a suck tax.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Whoit?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
The Bills don't suck. Who are you talking about? Bill's Buffy?
They're great with LOK. I'm not talking about the team
wins and losses. Obviously, the Bills have been one of
the better teams year in and you're out with Josh
Allen and then they're seemingly guaranteed to win eleven or
more games again in twenty twenty five. That's not the
suck tax. The suck tax is a tariff, I know.
That's all the rage these days. A tariff that is

(06:38):
placed on an undesirable destination, like, for example, sometimes it's
wins and losses, or or it is weather. In the
case of Buffalo, it's weather. Jacksonville has to pay a
suck tax when they add players because they suck. The
weather's good, but they blow. But in Buffalo it's the elements,
the great outdoors, a winter wonderland. Let its oh, let

(07:00):
it snow, Let it snow. Temperatures in the month of
December thirty degrees in December average temperature, and January lake
effect blizzard and other snow events more than half of
the month of December and January covered in snow. When
you play for the bills, the weather side by side

(07:23):
to northern California and South Florida obviously is not that great.
So Joey Bosa in exchange to live in that weather,
he can buy his own snowplow. He's got an extra
three to five million dollars depending on what you believe here,
and he can go out and buy some wool socks,
he can buy some long John's and all that. Pretty

(07:45):
good cash. Pretty good cash for a guy who has
had nothing but one injury after another for not one,
not two, but three consecutive season. Now furthermore, we head
now to Jerry's war our obligatory Mallard monologue mentioned on
the Dallas Cowboys. So the Cowboys star Micah Parsons, Michah

(08:08):
Partons linebacker. He was the two week MVP a couple
of years ago for the Cowboys and they had to
play the rest of the games. Cowboys got off to
a start a couple of years ago, beat the Giants
and the Jatson he was being compared to Lawrence Taylor,
and then they had to play the rest of the
game and that ended. So Michah Parsons is relishing just
like a burger topping, he's relishing the forty nine ers

(08:30):
roster upheaval. Now that's not my opinion, that's his own
social media accounts. He's posting saying no more rookie cornerback
ll welcome to reality. Close quote, welcome to reality. Now
it is true. In just one year, we are told

(08:53):
fifty percent of the starters for the last Super Bowl
appearance team for the forty nine Ers are gone. Levin
of the twenty two starters from their last Super Bowl
appearance against the Chiefs are now off the roster, persona
non grata with the forty nine ers. So where are
you at? On Cowboys star Mike cub Parsons going public

(09:18):
enjoying the dismantling of the forty nine ers in free agency.
So I have a couple thoughts. My first thought he
is the Death Star, which he plays at the Death
Stars on Fire right now, and it's kind of a
shady look like you're Death Stars on Fire and you're

(09:39):
over here, you're worried about what's going on with the
forty nine ers. Clean your house up, put the fire
out in your house, right, you can do that. First.
My word though, is for Micah Parsons ub toose. It's
kind of like when he's doing his podcast and the
Cowboys are losing just about every game. You know, he's
a bit of toose. It's also amusing when he was

(10:01):
a paid guest and when Skip Bayless used to have
a show on FS one and they signed a deal
with Michaeh Parsons to come on, and then he didn't
come on the first appearance because Dak Prescott got hurt
and he didn't want to talk, which is really the
time they want to have you on. But the word
up two supplies to Micah Parsons in many ways, and

(10:22):
he didn't even realize. The reason I'm using him too
is because Dak Prescott, the aforementioned Dak Prescott, does he
not get caught via friendly fire? Dak Prescott with that
quote by Micah Parsons, Is Dak Prescott not hit by shrapnel?
Shrapnel from a Michael Parson's roadside social media bomb. I

(10:43):
believe he is. How else can you interpret that comment?
So we didn't mention Douk Prescott. Let me explain, let
me explain. I'll make my pitch. So Micah Parsons is
spelling out like a spelling bee. He's spelling out that
he would prefer the Cowboys go with a cheap rookie

(11:04):
quarterback over Dak Prescott and his bloated salary. Is that
not what he's saying. He's like the forty nine ers.
They were in great shape when they had Brock Party
on the rookie contract, but now they're they're up poop
Creek without a paddle, because hey, they got to pay
real money to Brock Party, who goofed. I've got to

(11:26):
know and Dak Prescott his salary cap numbers. Since we're
into that kind of thing, fifty plus million this year,
it's skyrockets to seventy plus million the following years after that,
and now it'll be renegotiated. But is Micah Parsons not
saying that the Cowboys should trade Dak Prescott? Is he
not calling for the trader? It sounds to me like
he wants Dak Prescott traded because the Cowboys will be

(11:47):
in better shape with the rookie quarterback. All right. Lastly, now,
speaking of roster roulette, a lot of anxiety, finger biting,
flop sweat coming out of the Delaware Valley. The dopamine
hit has started to wear off. The reigning champions of

(12:09):
the National Football League have lost multiple multiple name brand
defensive players and a couple of players on offense. And
the team that just won the Super Bowl last month,
they have lost including the following linebacker Josh Sweat. He
gone goes out to Arizona defensive attacker Milton Williams. I

(12:31):
don't even know who that is, but he signed with
the Patriots. The mouth of Philly CJ. Gardner Johnson good
for at least three or four malor monologue mentions during
football season. CJ. Gardner Johnson has taken his flowing tongue
to Houston. He was traded to the Texans. All right,
get to the point. So is Howie Roseman the GM

(12:55):
there in Philadelphia? Is his Eagles roster being decimated in
free agency? Is it as bad as it appears? So
I'm gonna go know this is like the the Elton
john song from that old movie The Lion King the
Circle of Life. This is how it works. You work
to get to the top of the mountain, and then

(13:16):
as soon as you reach the peak of the mountain
or the totem pole, you build it up. And then
the vultures the hyenas come in and start ripping away
at your flesh, just like out in the Serengetti. And
that's what's going on. Build it up, they knock it down.
This happens to every team, which makes Kansas City getting

(13:38):
to the Super Bowl three years in a row and
winning two of them all the more impressive. And they
did lose a bunch of players in that time. And
so now how everyone's been kissing Howie Roseman's ass, saying
what a genius he is, and he's the coolest guy.
He's got all the answers. Okay, we'll find out. So
you build a championship foundation. You still have Jalen Hertz,

(14:00):
You've got Sequon Barkley who you's signed, and several other
key defensive players. But everyone has a chance. It's kind
of like that that cub Scout thing back in the day,
and every team has a chance. You build it up
and they can throw a piece of paper and try
to knock it down, and it's up to Howie Roseman
the GM there, to use some flex seal, buy that

(14:21):
stuff from the infomercial, the flex seal, and cover up
the leaks, or else the Eagles boat will sink to
the bottom of the Delaware River. All Right, It is
the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like to be part,
you can join us here at eight seven seven ninety
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(14:47):
that's at Ben Malor. Later this hour we will have
password the word Game of the Stars that'll be coming
up later in the hour and the Island Life Living
the Island Life will get to that also what exactly changed,
what changed? We'll go there as well. We'll get to
all of it, a lot of your calls as well,
and we will do it next.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
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(15:41):
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(16:03):
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all Bronco fan. And now back to the beloviating. Well

(16:29):
it's really it's just talking. It's a talk show, talk talk, talk, talk, talk,
talk talk, living in the island life. We'll get to that. Also,
what changed, will go there as well and get your comments.
And many people in the mallad militia with a lot
to say, they're great unwashed here. But let's go to
the phones right now. Hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello,

(16:53):
hollering James.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Hey man, you a little secret? No why I don't
want to know your secret secret? You know we spoke
earlier and no.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I never spoke to you, or I never talked to you.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I wonder who it was. Somebody answered the phone that
was Coop.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
It must be I. I would never I'm a big
time talk showst I would never picked up the call
off the air. Much too important to bother to do that.
What what what? What?

Speaker 5 (17:24):
I like the Sam Donald trade? And you know why
because we got Aaron Rogers.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
You did.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
I'm gonna ask Tammy.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
All right, Aarons, you're the only one to report that,
so send that out on social media. Cop hollering James
from Minnesota's reporting that Sam Donald was traded. I thought
he signed a freezing contract. And for Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Wow, Oh he's to the school, young JJ McCarty and
he's gonna school very well. Well, JJ McCarty is going
to be.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Coming, James. I'm gonna make one of your wishes come
to you. Do you remember at the Malor meet and
greet at the Mermaid in Minnesota? While back? Do you
remember who got married to Doc Mike? Do you remember
we had a we had a wedding there. Do you
remember that?

Speaker 6 (18:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
What was her name?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
God, her name was?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Is her name?

Speaker 5 (18:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, that's that's incorrect. That's a bad job by you.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Wait a minute that Mike and Regina.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Y'all look at that. Unbelievable Regina and her nickname. You
know even better than that. Say hello to Regina from
Minnesota who now lives in Colorado. You're on with hollerween James, Hello, Regina,
I have Regina.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Oh god, maybe miss you so much?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I mean Colorado.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Oh my gosh, yourself so different? Out Durham, Colorado. How's
the weather treating eleven? Are you scared down?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
My shows?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
My snows.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
My husband is bus three brothers right now. I haven't
heard from him.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, Doc, Doc left us too, he is. He rarely
calls the show anymore. I mean he got after that wedding,
he kind of he went. You went to Colorado and
he I don't know what happened to. Maybe he got
in a bathtub with the good stuff there, you know,
the yellow stuff yellow. Yeah, all right, well, Virgina, I'm
I'm glad you hold on. Let me punch you up here.

(19:41):
I'm glad you checked in, Virgina. Everything all right there
in Colorado.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Now we're gonna do a Mallard met greet in August
in Vegas, so hopefully you can drive over. It's the
next couple of states over.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
You actually am going to be there.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I will be there a wonderful all right. It's exciting
and spin cycle. Regina a leg a legend on this show,
and she put together. She was the hostess with the
most She set off, did the legwork on the Mallor
meet and greed at the mermaid and hollering. James has
been begging ever since to go back to the Mermaid.

(20:12):
But no, because you're in Colorado now and we don't
need to go back to the Mermaid because you've moved on.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
We need to find some place where we can do
one of those what is the Hamburgers things.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
That we did?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Oh, the juicy Are you talking about juicy Lucy?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, well you lived in Minnesota, the holy land of
the juicy Lucy. What that's called? Yeah, I mean I
ate it. Every one of the juicy lucy places in Minnesota.
I could eat at what you should start one, You
could make a killing on that. In Colorado is probably
none of those places there? Oh perfect, I'm there. Yeah, Benny's,

(20:56):
Benny's Juicy Lucy's right there. Sounds kind of ready. Well,
thank you, Regina. I'm glad. Thanks for checking in. And
don't be a stranger. Okay, we miss you, all right,
you there you go? All right?

Speaker 9 (21:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
There she goes where she goes, only she knows. So
Blind Scott is on the North End, and I'm sure
he'll piss off the other North End residence. Hello, blind Scott.
In Boston, the North.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Enders, they come out, you know. I caire around the
collapse for batond in Little Cannon. Mate says, protection around here.
It's so dangerous. They try to take They got these
things in Boston called verbal harassment orders to take hundreds
of them out on me. Nobody cares. There's hundreds of
them at the police station. He verbal harassment or sure, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Gonna teach me.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
I'm so dad. I'm coming to the meet and greet.
I'm gonna pay for Lorraina's hotel room. I'm coming. I'm coming,
you know, I'm coming to all of them. They got
the Hockey East Tournament starting here in Boston this week.
One of my favorite teams, the U Mats Lowell river Rats.
You know they call them the river Rats. Dude, I've
had sex with thousands of people. I'll have sex with
anybody who's over the age of twenty one. Like I

(22:00):
and James want tap text with me, I'll say, three
hundred bucks, get in the shower, you know what I'm saying. So, dude,
one more thing, though, you ever heard of what a
job site seven is? Like some of these dudes on
the show, they would sleep with the catcher's mate. You
know what I'm saying. I'll quote the famous Fred Tutchertt
when you call a woman, ah, you know, blah blah blah.
Why would you want a woman to be easy? You

(22:21):
know what I mean? If you're calling up a radio
station to call a woman that name, like, you obviously
aren't getting any woman. You know what I'm saying, Like,
I'm going to these meet and greets that yeah, I'm
doing live performances. I've been performing four hours tonight on
this show live. Do you know how hard it is
to do four hours of life? I know, you know,
you know, you know, I know, yeah, you know a

(22:43):
lot of people complain about Blind Scots. They say, hey,
Block seven, I want to the show. Listen. They don't
have Artie Lang. Wait on, hold it right, This is
the best you got, Blind Scott. Somebody's gout at one
am every night trying to write. I've been writing jokes
all night, you.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Give me one of your jokes you got.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Well, I had one of earlier about the Daity and Bellot.
So you when you're talking about brothers, brothers like to
sleep together, you know, because they're from the hood together,
you know, the tag team, a couple of people.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
You know.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
I had one of those.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right, thank you. Well, that's a great, wonderful joke,
unless it's not. I don't know. I don't know. Let's
say hello to blind Emmett, the Sea Hawk fan. Hello
blind Emmett, the Sea Hawks fan. From blind to blind, Hello,
blind Emmitt.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
That was a great transit transition here we got two
legendary blind callers and the maur militia back to back.
Then we got to do that more often.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
All right, Well, hold on a sec here, Blind Scott,
say hello to your proteg this guy.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
He's not a legend, man, I'm a legend. This guy
has a podcast. Man, he does a radio show before
your show, like a three hour radio show. Be the
show for twenty years. You don't just jump in and
say you're a legend with that?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, how do you feel about that? Is that true?
Blind Emmett? You do a three hour podcast before the show?
Is that correct?

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Man, I do you know?

Speaker 10 (23:59):
It's that grind?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
You know.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
I'm all over Fox Sports Radio just listening, tweeting, and
then I do my show during the Jason Show, ironically, yeah,
and then and then I get in a shop Jason.
But then I come on and listen to you guys.
But I mean, hey, hey, blind Scott, you've been in
a legend for twenty years. Man, I mean you to
you keep this up.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
Yeah, if I can work a podcast isn't work though,
I mean you could actually work on radio. Like if
you work, you don't understand working for free, you're not
getting paid. If you're calling the show, people are gonna
know where.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, radio is where the real money is at. Damn right, man,
I know when I go to my weekend mansion, you know,
my private plane.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Sorry, man, I don't mean to call you an idiot. Actually,
I've tried to raise them it up like I've known
amate she was fifteen. I brought him up like a
you know, like is that true?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Blind that? Blind Scott's like like a second father to you.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
I want to go all that, but Blind Scott has
helped me with a lot and working for free Man
and Ben.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
You know, it's hard to.

Speaker 10 (24:56):
Get into the radio, you know, radio business and DORD Radio.
So trying to put my name out there doing the
best I can to hopefully get to that.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Hey, you're getting you're getting your reps. And I respect
the hustle and that's the way to do it. I
didn't have that when I got into radio. There was
no such thing as podcasting, so you just had to
get on the radio. You didn't have the ABU.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
But it's so hard at the same time because like
there's millions of other podcasts. But if you do it right,
you can really stand out. You just have to.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, it's hard. You got to build an audience. You
got to get people that are into you and then
follow you around. All right, Well, very exciting there blind
them at the sea yawk fan. There, he's got his
own little podcast as well. Let's say hello to the
hits keep coming. Let's say hello to Mike the Leprechaun,
one legend after another. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun in Boston.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
My voice is bar uh.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh, his voice is back. Oh what whoa that?

Speaker 5 (25:47):
That was the blind leading the blinds? That those last
two cars but they're okay.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Can you remember bench five.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Years ago the ecident?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
You lie?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Your voice is not back. Your voice is not back.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Okay, it's good enough. Do you remember five years ago
the COVID shutdown?

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yes? I was. I was on the radio that night. Yes,
I remember the Oklahoma City game got canceled, and then
Ruby Gobaer.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
I know.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
I do have a joke for weed Many. Okay, very short,
it's a one liner. Weed Many told the doctors he
had joint problems.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, go drink some drink some tea?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
What what?

Speaker 7 (26:34):
So Loraina is a hyena?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
She's why is she a hyena?

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Because because of Ryan for and she's after my guts?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Is that true? Lorena? A you after the guts of
Mike the leprechaun their little guts because they're leprechaun guts.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
No, I'm six o' one.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's a LEPrecon joke, Lorena Hyena. I guess the kind
of sounds a little you.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Hey, it's not cookies, it's chucolate. The gold coin thingw.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
We haven't gotten the gold coins.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yet there by Saturday.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh okay, well I won't be here on Saturday, but
I'll get them. We'll get him on Monday, just in time.
All right, Well, thank you for that. All right, and
we'll let lorrain Ethan first go suck on some garlic
or something. Man, I don't know you've got issues. Let's
go to Mark on the North End. Hello, Mark, Welcome.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Hey, Daniel, what blind Scott. He's more full of himself
than Lebron James. Every time I hear his voice, I
get ou of us, I get acid reflexed, and I
just want to get the phone and strangle this all right, hold.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
On his sake here, blind Scott, This guy Mark has
a problem with you, blind Scott.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
Hey, shut hey, shut up, Pison. The reason why you
have hartburd is because you diets think you probably eat
spaghetios all day. Just pour him upside out like a you.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Do not do not call me Baison.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
You want not my dude.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
You say, dude, you took a pump. Mark, You're not
threatening me, Dude, you isn't dead.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh go ahead, Mark, Yeah, you get wrong about the
North End.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Okay, the North End is probably the safest neighborhood in
the whole state of Massachusetts. Okay, so you don't know
your ass from your elbow when it comes out. I
don't give a crap if you lift across from bulbs.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
And say, hey you Mark, you're a loser, dude, you
sold out the North said you've been dead of Dude.
I don't give a crap if you you're a joke.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Ian dude, you're a clown man.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
You're white trash.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
You drive penis pumps around the people all day.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Dude, I was born and raised to the North End.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
Oh yeah, you left the North of the long time ago. Dude, Mark,
you can't even figure acid reflets from rugged spaghetti. You've
been a lot, dude. You you just start walking, Dude,
do me a favor, right now, get on hand of
the street and walk all the way to spend away
clock and lose like one hundred pounds and stuff.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
Have now Hanna Street?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
All right? Are you guy? This is like a personal beaf. Alright,
isn't it like? Isn't it kind of a relatively small
area the North End. These guys are like down the
street from each other, right now, right, neighbor. Well if
he is assuming he get lost, Yeah, well he is.
He is blind. That is part of the part of
the problem.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Even if you get lost, I hear.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You, did you still hear me?

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Am I still here?

Speaker 6 (29:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
We took you off the air.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
While dude, Mark, you don't even live in the North End. Dude,
you can't even afford to live here. I own my place.
It's paid off. Dude, I lived here forever. Dude, you
you moved. Black people came to school here, Dude, you can't.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
All right, this seems really personal. I Mark, all right, Mark,
I love you.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Don't don't let him bother you. He's just a dope. Okay,
you're fine, thank you have a great jeez. Yeah, I
love the passion. But that way, I.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
Feel like we should do a meet and greet in
the North End so we can do it.

Speaker 9 (30:06):
Well.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I did one though, I'm at mass Ole Mickey before
he checked out, and Blind Scott was there. A couple
of other dudes showed up last minute. Yeah, I'll do another. Well, well,
I was supposed to. If they bring the TV show back.
Some of the boys said, we're going to do a
meet and greet. We've been talking about this on the
podcast in Worcester at a WUSAK game that's a triple
A team for the Red Sox supposedly some connections. We'll

(30:30):
see if that happens, and we'll see if they make
that happen. Let's go to Marcel, who is in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel,
you could call.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Me Marcel and Brooklyn all you want instead On Mondays Wednesdays,
and Fridays. But I felt to a big Jab in
Portland yesterday that when the Morning Jap Paul Show and
Joe called me the Deathony, because I'm still the reigning
four time caller of the Year and finally I am
a true Deathony.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
You're a what Marcel in.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Marcel the Destiny?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
What yeh?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I said it, Marcel the Destiny.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Fat the Destiny?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
A true hero means a true lifeline. I give you
this model. When Marcel the Destiny calls, I call you
and the Big Jab five days all week.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
So good to see you. Ben Lorena, you.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Can't see me, no, I hear you.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I was gonna say it, man, you're a stalker.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
If you're seeing me. You want a fun fact, Marcel, Well.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Let's do it. Get it well right now?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
They're fun fact, all right. So twenty one teams have
given a free agent contract in the NFL at least
ten million dollars per year this offseasons. Twenty one of
the thirty two teams. Of the eleven who haven't, seven
did it last offseason. One team did it last in
twenty twenty three, and two teams did it last in
twenty twenty two. That leaves out of the thirty two

(32:09):
NFL teams one team who last paid a free agent
ten million dollars a year in twenty fifteen. That team
the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's a fun fact, Marcel.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
And also, Marcel, Now, Pooka Nkua's you know what, what
is Pooka a coup?

Speaker 9 (32:30):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Is that a dish at a at a restaurant or
is that a person?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
A person?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, that's correct, So Pooka Akua. He said on a
recent podcast that he would not give DeVante Adams his
number seventeen jersey, even for two million dollars, but he
just announced he is going to change his jersey number
to number twelve. So Marcel, what do you think Pooka
Nakua gave or DeVonta Adams gave Pooka a coup to

(32:57):
get his uniform number?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Go ahead, oh, number thirty three for Pokaua.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's my guy, Marcel, that's my guy. Save that. Lorena
put that in. Not the greatest of all time, the
greatest of all time. I don't care how long you
call this show the Toronto Raptors and the Golden State
Warriors and the NBA Finals, and I will never forget
the player of the player of the NBA Finals for

(33:26):
the Toronto Raptors. One of the great moments in the
history of talk radio. And it was because of you, Marcel.
I still laugh when I see this guy play in
the NBA. I still laugh, I chuckle. I think it's
the funniest thing you've ever said on radio. And I
thank you for that. You make me laugh, Marcell.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Oh yes, it is make radio great again. It's your
solvent on a Ben Mallor show.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
And before we go to Pascal something, find that drop
the lorena Pascal no.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Posco see it? Come come on now.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Right, that's that's just that's not right, But that's funny.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yes it is all passport is right around the quarner.
But first some question.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Hold on, Mars, hold on enough time. Just go to
a seat belt boy, the full moon is in effect.
A seat belt is in the great state of Maine. Hello,
seat belt welcome. You have some information you'd like to
share with the class. Is that correct?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I do?

Speaker 9 (34:28):
I want all your caliners to listen. I am a
big jab listener and they call me the seat belt
because you never know what's going to come out of
my mouth. But if Marcel wants to be called that
little girl's name Destiny, we all can call him Destiny.
But the Big jab referred to him as that dynasty,
as the four time champion like the Patriots, that dynasty.
Oh okay, but he if he wants to go by Destiny,

(34:49):
we'll all call him Destiny. And Marcel Blair is still
number one.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
My friend, Marcel. That guy just said Blair's number one, Marcel.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Your thoughts, Blair seabrook because he is a liar and
he is a total fraud. So let's say Blair shut down,
never pall on national in the big JAP shows again.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
All right, and and seatbelt Marcel said, you you said Destiny,
but it's dynasty.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Oh that Marcel, the dynasty.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
Marcel is hard to listen to. He's hard to speak.
Here speak problems. I think English problems.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
Dynasty, not Destiny, Marcel.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
He's Destiny. He's Destiny's child, is what he is. Yes?

Speaker 9 (35:36):
And Blair, you Blair as are Blair is our dumpster
fire from me?

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (35:42):
Yes, Blair is number one in Maine.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
You can be number four on the Big Mallard job.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
So and that's all I got.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
You guys are all right, thank you? Seatbelt all right, there,
he goes. We don't have to. I mean, you got
what is going on here? People are sending me messages?
Is the world coming to an end? All right? Anyway?
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Speaker 4 (37:16):
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The word Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Meler.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Let's do it. We got Phase in Chicago. Who's gonna play?
Hello face? Who do you want to partner up with? Phase?

Speaker 8 (37:32):
I'll go with you?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
All right, very good, and we have let's see here
Andrew in Fremont, California. Hello Andrew, Who do you want
to partner up with? Andrew? Okay, we have a list
of words? Phasey Phase? I call him phasey A Phase.

(37:55):
I met Phase by the way, Wrigley right back in
the day. All right, yeah, uh, and I met you.
That's right. I know both these Phase. Go ahead, pick
a number one to ten?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Please number one?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Now you gotta put a little more rasthmeataz on it.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
No number one number there, it is?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
All right, let's go with hmmm, I think let's see here.
How about what is that clicking? By the way, what
is that? Uh, let's go with sweets.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
That's the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Oh I did the wrong word. Excuse me, I take
that back. I thought I was going to do that.
Oh is that right? You're a I'm a dingus. Alright,
let's go with cactus phase cactus, cactus. Why do you

(38:54):
say plants? He said, no, all right, go ahead? Two
abandon what abandon?

Speaker 9 (39:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Now we're doing two different? All right? Go ahead, Andrew?
Oh my god, yeah, you got because of my word. No,
hurry up, and you're picking a number.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Hurry off, hurry.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Number seven, Go ahead, number seven, number seven seven gone
gone wait no, face vanish vanish.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yeah, alright we.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Tied up quickly faced pigging number three, number three. Uh,
let's go with too much amount of time tault rematch,
rematch next week. It was the word was I didn't
even say the word it was favorite. It was the
other word. Can you call back? Yeah, call back right now, please,

(39:56):
you're on hold. All right,
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