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April 15, 2025 • 38 mins

Ben Maller talks about why Jalen Milroe would accept the invite to the NFL Draft if he's not going to be a top pick, reports that Derek Carr threatened to get surgery to fix his arm rather than play for the Saints in 2025, Maller's Mountain of Money: Chris Stapleton Edition, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding dong. It's our number three, our three, ready to
go to the highest power possible here, and it's about
the NFL Draft about nine days away from the draft.
Why would Jalen Milrow accept the invite the Alabama quarterback
to the draft if he's not going to be a

(00:21):
top pick. It sounds like he won't even be picked
in the first round. Also, is it true that Derek
Carr threatened to go under the knife to fix his
arm rather than play out the twenty twenty five season
in New Orleans? He's disgruntled and cowboy defensive end Micah
Parsons kept his promise. Should he be celebrated for showing

(00:42):
up to offseason workouts? Oyvey, We'll get to that and
more right now here. It is our number three. When
an invite, is it really an invite? Welcome in the
beginning of another.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hour of the Ben Malors. Oh, we are in.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
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(01:55):
part of the calendar where you're just kind of throwing
stuff out there and hoping something sticks next couple of days.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
ALI like that.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
And what I mean is the NFL Draft is coming up.
That is the next big event. In fact, if you've
listened at all, you know there's been a lot of
promotion here.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
We've got our Draft show, which will be coming.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Up a week from Thursday. But we're nine days away,
nine shopping days left, and then we go on the
launching pad and we take off to the moon, to
the Moon, to the Moon to the Moon. Now, the
NFL announced without much fanfare, that's seventeen seventeen.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Players will make their way to.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The frozen tundra that is where the twenty twenty five
NFL Draft will be. Hell right there on the Lombardy Way,
I believe it's called there ben to Lambellfield. Haven't seen
a game there, but I wandered around the gift shop,
which is the size of a football stadium. So seven players,
that's Shohei o Tani's number seventeen. Now it sounds like

(03:04):
a pretty benign story. Why would I start with this twist?
Wrong with you? If you've lost your way? That's what
you're doing overnights. You're talking about who's going to show
up to the draft. You don't know what you're talking about. Oh,
shut up the next plaint? Right, it sounds benign, but
it's not. There's a story there. There's a little meat
on the bone. There's some meat there. It's not a
big meatball, but there's some meat, all right. So it
makes plaint. So as you I assume you know, the

(03:29):
NFL make sure that they only invite the players that
are going to be picked early in the draft. It's
a very embarrassing, emasculating thing when you are at the
draft and.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're not picked. It's humiliating, is what it is.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So the players that get invited are hand picked because
they are projected to be drafted in the first round
of the draft. It would be a big surprise if
they are not draftfted in the first round. So one
of the names that has agreed to attend is not
projected to be picked in the first round. That would
be Alabama quarterback Jalen Milroe, who goofed. I've got to know.

(04:16):
So we're hearing that teams were surprised is the word
that is being used. Surprised that Milroe got the invite
and surprised he accepted the invite. According to at one point,
one of the top draft gurus, Todd McShay, who's doing
a podcast, Take a Number from the Delhi. Todd McShay
tells us that people in the league are genuinely confused

(04:40):
as to why he, meaning Milroe, accepted the invite to
Green Bay.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Close quote.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
So, let us discuss the question for the esteem panel,
which you are part of, the question, why would Jalen
Milroe accept the invite to the NFL Draft if he's
not going to be picked in the first round. So
I've got paint by numbers, Toddler and Keepsake, and we

(05:07):
will combine all of these things together, and we are
going to grill some kilbasas, is what we're going to do.
And they know a thing or two about grilling meats
in Wisconsin. So to kick off here Jalen Milroll, the
old Alabama quarterback from last year and recently. My theory
is he's obviously he's taking a shot in the dark.

(05:29):
I mean that goes without saying he's taking a shot
in the dark. It's possible that he just really wanted
to visit northern Wisconsin in April.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's like it's on his bucket list.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
He's like, I don't know, I might not play on
a team that plays Green Bay and maybe I won't
go there. I want to go to Green Bay in April.
And so he gets to accomplish that and he can
eat some of those delicious and they are wonderful. The
delicious appetizers behind the stage there in the green room,
they've got the cheese are wonderful there. The other appetizers

(06:02):
are suppose the amazing They've got the mini tacos, the
matzurella stick which is always solid, pigs and blanket, the
mac and cheese bites go with the mac and cheese
bites really good. We're talking chef's kiss, all right, We're
talking to the chef kiss.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
There's also a scenario where Jalen Milroe.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Has some kind of under the table, hush hush deal
that a team has told him he will be picked
in the first round of the draft, and so that's
why he's attending. It is more likely than not that
that is not the case. It is also more likely
or not that the NFL made a offer to Jalen
Milroe thinking he would not accept and he called the

(06:42):
NFL's bluff like somebody from the NFL, now, well you're invited,
And they didn't think he would do it. It was
a headfake and he accepted it. And so here we are.
So here's what I think happened. Right, here's what I
think happened here. Playing the speculation game, it is more
likely than that the Alabama quarterback Jayleen Milroe is treating

(07:03):
this sojourn to the NFL Draft like an art project.
He is not projected to be drafted in the first round.
It would be a big surprise if he is picked
in the first round. So it's a paint by numbers situation.
The art of manifestation. He's painting, connecting the numbers. It's
the art of manifestation that mill Row. The theory is

(07:25):
he will get drafted higher than he should. Let me
make my pitch here. He's gonna get drafted higher than
he should because he'll be on camera throughout the draft
and he will become a storyline. Boy, we're getting late
in the first round, and there's mill Row. He's sitting
there by himself like a sad puppy dog, right, that

(07:46):
old thing, got that sad long face. And his family's there,
they're all dressed up, and what's gonna.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Anyone big of it?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
And every he's the top player left on the border
and all that stuff. And so then he'll get a
petty pick, a petty pick. Somebody will take him out
of penny higher than he should be. How about that
penny pick, penny pick. Jalen Milroe. All right, now, further
onoere to the conspiracy theory files. You know, I am
a sucker for a good conspiracy theory. That was a

(08:14):
term the government came up with years ago to downplay
to Pooh pooh.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
People that had alternative ideas. They called it a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Now, there are new wrinkles in the story that we
talked about in a previous episode of the show.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Involving Derek Carr.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Now we're now reading that other teams were under the
impression this offseason that the Saints quarterback Derek Carr was
looking to leave New Orleans, he was seeking a trade
that through intermediaries, through back channels, Derek Carr was that
was looking around trying to find a new team to

(08:50):
play for.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And but wait, there's more.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
The Saints had knowledge that he had some problems with
his shoulder, and they didn't think that he would actually.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Miss the season.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
If I, well, he's had this issue, it's no big deal,
and they didn't think he would threaten to miss the
twenty twenty five NFL season.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, Cars Posse, if you.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Will, had told people that the injury actually happened way
back in twenty twenty three, so a couple of years ago.
He played through the injury and played last season through
the injury. It never fully healed. So now I get
to the rest of the story, the red pill part.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Of the story.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
If you know the matrix, the part of the story
which is the most interesting. So is it true that
Derek Carr had ulterior motives that Derek Carr was sad
because Dennis Allen was no longer the head coach in
New Orleans and he had no interest to playing for
Kellen Moore, the nerd coach that took over there, the

(10:03):
former Cowboy and Eagle assistant and Charger assistant who's now
the head coach in New Orleans. So is it true
that Derek Carr threatened to go under the knife to
fix his injury, a procedure that he could have avoided,
could have continued to play and rather than play out

(10:24):
the twenty twenty five NFL season as a way to stick.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It to New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So the conspiracy is again that Derek Carr was planning
on playing this season because the Saints did what they did.
He decided that and I'm gonna have that procedure. I
don't necessarily need to have this procedure right now, but
I'm gonna have this procedure.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
All right.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
So on the Mallard scale of believability, the Malord scale
of believability, which I know Whoope Pie Blair loves one
to ten, this I attends the Gospel tends us high high.
It goes I'm going a seven point five on the
Mallard scale of believability. It makes sense. And let me

(11:06):
make my elevator pitch why it makes sense, Why the
conspiracy theory makes sense. Okay, Derek Carr, let's say he
did want to leave the Saints.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
That makes sense. Why would you want to stay? The
team blows.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
You're an older player by a modern NFL standards, You
only got a couple of years left to be a
starter in the NFL. Why would you want to spend
it on a suck bag team like the Saints? Right,
there's no reason to When you had teams that are
consistent playoff teams like the Pittsburgh Steelers that were looking
for a quarterback, why would you not? And there were
people connecting Derek Carr, likely from his camp, connecting him

(11:41):
to the Pittsburgh Steelers. So it makes sense like if
you wanted to go to a team that had a
chance to win, you'd have to leave the Saints. And
the Saints without really negotiating, just they move some numbers
around them the contract and Derek Carr ended up staying
in New Orleans, meaning the Saints would not play ball,

(12:02):
they wouldn't just get out of the deal and let
him leave. And so if it is true that he
wanted out, not necessarily because of Kellen Moore, but he
just didn't want to play there anymore because he knows
the team sucks. He decided to act like a toddler
Derek Carr and have a conniption fit.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Moaning and groaning, moaning and groaning, and.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Doing some arithmetic here because we like a little malor math,
the arithmetic to even.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Up the books. It's like, all right, I wanted to leave.
You knew I wanted to leave.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I didn't say it publicly, but you wouldn't let me leave,
and you made me stay. And so you know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna call my doctor up, and
doctors love to operate, and we're gonna have a little
medical procedure. So score you.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Revenge is a dish best served in the injury tent.
And I'm gonna be in the injury tent. And let's say,
stranger things have happened. Stranger things have happened, all right now,
the last thing to Dallas we go, the obligatory mention
of the Dallas Cowboys and Micah Parsons this is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
So Michaeh Parsons showed.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Up to the workouts, the offseason workouts, which began on Monday,
and the reporting on this is hilarious, breathless reporting. Micah
Parsons kept his word. He was in attendance at the
Cowboys voluntary voluntary offseason workouts. And these amazing raw raw

(13:26):
fanboys in the Cowboys media slapper slabber, slabber, lick lick lick.
That's how it goes. It's a slaber fest. So he's
entering the final year of his deal, and there has
been negotiations for Michaeh Parsons to get the highest paid
non quarterback contract, which is currently held by Jamar Chase

(13:46):
of the Cincinnati Bungals. So it's seen as a good
faith move, good faith move which has led many of
the player the media that put the players on the
pedestal in Dallas have led the media to say, hey,
he he did his thing. Pay Micah Parsons. So Cowboys

(14:10):
defensive and Micah Parsons keeping his promise. Should he be celebrated,
celebrated for showing up to voluntary off season workouts, because
that's what's happening. Whether you think it should happen or not,
that is what's happening right now. And to that, I

(14:31):
give a yn and a stretch. Okay, I give a
yawn and a stretch. Let's give him rather than just
give him the contract. Why don't we give Michaeh Parsons
a Keepsake Award? How about courage in sports? Courage in
sports for Michaeh Parsons reminds me of my favorite routine

(14:51):
from Chris Rock, the one time big comedian. I guess
he's like, doesn't really work that much, man, enough money,
don't have worked that much. But Chris Rock when he
ranted about how ridiculous it is in life when people
want credit for doing things they're supposed to do, Like
it's voluntary, but you're supposedly like the leader in the

(15:14):
pack and you want a celebration with balloons and cake
because you showed up to voluntary workouts.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's like being a leader on defense.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Which you like to claim you are and all that stuff,
and you showed up to your job. And so all
these these brown nosers and the media are just lining up.
This is the by the way, the first time, the
first time that Michael Parsons deemed it important enough to
show up to off season workouts, the voluntary offseason workouts.
He's never done that before. And we'll see if he

(15:49):
continues to show up and whether he actually does anything
other than just make an appearance and then move on.
Parsons is going to play, and I really hope he'll
be okay. I don't know if the power will be
on at his apartment, in his little studio apartment there
in Dallas. I don't know if he'll be able to
afford to take public transportation to the team facility to
work out, because the fifth year option. Man, it's with

(16:11):
a heavy heart that I have to tell you that
Micah Parsons is only gonna make twenty four million.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Dollars this season? What kind of fed up world is
the NFL?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Michael Parton, He's only gonna make twenty four million?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
God fair?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think we started gofund me. How about that? How
about a bake sale. I'll make some brownies, We'll make
a big bownie. I'll make cookies. We'll have a bake sale.
That'll be the way to go right. Help him out,
poor bastard, all right? Is the Ben Mahllor show.

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For the mallor really love today And here's the malor
of the day. Ohio State football coach Ryan Day. Ryan
Day's wife swears that her husband has never blanked. Keep
it clean, kids, Ohio State football coach Ryan Day. His

(17:17):
wife swears her husband has never blanked. That is the
malor riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to
it and we will.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Do it next.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Ben Mahlor, Lorena Sailor her FSR Tech Queen and also
a Bronco fan. That's all Bronco fan coming up later
this hour Malar's Mountain of Money, Malar's Mountain of Money

(18:26):
and a bonus bit next hour. Bonus bit next hour, Ben,
I'll tell you about that. But right now back to it.
The gas bag Man, well, that was one of the nicknames,
gas bag Man. In fact, I have at the remote studio,
the Remote Malar Studio. There, I have a big poster

(18:46):
that a listener the mad Clown made of me as
gas bag Man, and it's right there. Tremendous art. Any
artists listening. Mad Clown he works it lives on a
farm in Texas. Now he's not the the art anymore.
He's gone clean. He works the day shift no longer
worse than the night shift. We will pay off maus
amount of money. But I want to mention next hour

(19:08):
as promise. As we talked about over the weekend on
the Fifth Hour podcast I did with Danny g the
NBA Playoffs begin kind of with the playing tournament tomorrow.
So by popular demand, it's back baby, next hour. NBA
injury Bingo. NBA injury Bingo. It's very exciting. So the

(19:38):
way this will work, we're each gonna pick five players
in the playoffs and then we want we want no.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
One to get hurt.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't want anyone to get hurt. I hope everyone
is perfectly healthy. But just in case the players somehow
get hurt and miss games, will have a little skin
in the game with NBA injury Bingo. Because NBA players
never miss games. They're they never miss any time at all.
They never get hurt, never get hurt exactly, They're so healthy.

(20:08):
But just in case, we'll do it now. I'd like
to include a listener. I'd like to include a listener.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Ben.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Now you'll pick Lorina two and it's totally random. As
Coop pointed out in our production meeting, it's totally random.
So if you'd like to represent the audience the other listeners,
if you're still going to be listening about an hour
from now, keep that in mind. I'm not don't call now,
do not call now. I don't need you to call now.
I don't need you. I'm fine right now, but later

(20:36):
this later on next hour, we'll have NBA injury Bingo.
So if you know your NBA players, and obviously we
don't care about the guys that didn't make the playoffs,
only the players in the playoffs, and we'll play injury
bingo coming up next hour.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
But time out for the malor riddle of the day.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
In Ohio State football coach Ryan Day's wife swears that
her husband has never blanth and that is the mallord
riddle of the day. Saw that Ohio State was at
the White House. I saw the Vice president dropped. He
dropped the trophy, which I guess is it's like two parts.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
It looks like it should be wrong. It look like
it broke, not just a drop. Well, I was told
it didn't break.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I was told that it was like its design where
the top the bottom parts of the base and the
top part is not it's just that's the trophy, the
top part.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh, why would you make it like that.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I remember there was a they used to have a
like not diamond, but it was like a glass football
and somebody dropped that at a basketball game and it
chattered into a million pieces. Yeah, that's that's awkward. What's
the answer to the mallet riddle of the day. Saw
Man in Mississippi says that he's never worn pleated khakis.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Andy says uh. He says, you never shared his Uh,
he never shared his corn dog.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
What else do we have?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Donkey sausage says pork and beans, something with pork and bean.
Never mowed the grass from encouraging Gabe. What else do
we have? Never been to six Flags Magic Mountain from
Manuel and Guardina?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
What else do we have?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Never stopped eating boogers from Milkman Mike and Colorado. Never
nicked his coconuts using razors from Dollar.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Shave Club from fer Dog.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I just love how the p ones on the show
just embraced the sponsors so much. They just love the
sponsors so much they do. Yes, what else do we have?
Page on I can't read that Ryan cheated? Bad job
by you? What else do we have? Alf the Alien
Opiner says he's never done karaoke, never misses the toilet

(22:48):
while peeing standing up?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
That is from the King.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Rory a chia pet beard from malor prop Guy. That's
his answer, and he says she thinks he has never
used a dramatic pause or narrator voice. We're trying to
get to the answer of the malar riddle of day
Ohio State football coach Ryan Day. His wife swears her
husband has never blanked. Let's see what else do we have?

(23:15):
Donkey Sausa said, never did it with a blind guy?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
What else? Read a book from Dante? That's his answer?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Never urinated outside from Ozzie Waz listening to us thanks
to an Elon Musk satellite in Western Australia.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
What else do we have? Gumby Dave cheated? He got
to write, bad job by him.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Squeeze the sharmon from Steve the misplaced San Diegan. Never
drank pickle moonshine from Trucker Joe. Let's see here, met
Dick in Dayton for me, Ike and rosewill Minnesota. It
be a little taste of that Dick. Never met with
the Hawk. To girl, what else we have? Nashville Phil rights.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
And you gotta get him that Hawk.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yes, right that night. Nashville Phil says. The answer is
Ryan Day has never eaten Nashville hot chicken. It's impossible
not to eat Nashville hot chicken. Even vegans have eaten
Nashville Hot Chickens everywhere. Everywhere I've been and my travels
in recent years, every city has a Nashville Hot Chicken place,
or more than one.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
What else do we have?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Bulldog colg right, since says eaten a chocolate starfish?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Is the answer? I never called into the radio show
guessed by.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Dave all Right, Loreea, do you have an answer the
malor riddle of the day.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yes, Ben, I don't think he has ever passed gas
in front of her.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Never passed guests, never farted in the wind? Is that correct?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Wrong?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I did see the bus driver is up and who
used to work on the show and said something that
we're not allowed to say. Bad job by you, Roberto,
you're driving the struggle bus. No, The correct answer is
according to Higo State football coach Ryan Day's wife, she
swears her husband has never dyed his beard. Liyah, liar, liar,

(25:06):
I'm calling bull crap. I'm calling bull crap that that
beard looks like I'm gonna date myself. There used to
be this infomercial guy named Billy Mays. You've heard of
the name Billy Mays, Right, Billy Mays. Billy Mays. Here,
you got a problem. I can help you, you know,
I gotta Yeah, I got a solution. Billy Mays who

(25:28):
died way too young and all that, but he he
had that really crazy over the top bear. And Ryan
Day also has to be. You've got to do some
some grooming. There's some there's some product. There's product in
that beard. I'm going product. Let's go to the phones
and let's see here.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Who do we have any meanie miney moll. Let's say
hello to whoopee.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Pie Blair, who's next on the Ben Maler Show. Hello,
whoopy Pie. We have Mallard's amount of money coming up
a little bit later. Hello, whoopy Pie.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Blair in Maine, jumping about. Hold on, are you what
are you doing?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Do?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I want to know what you're doing?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
My pants? That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Hey, Blair, we're not on TikTok, dummy, We're not on
What are you doing? You can't say that, what's wrong?
I'm gonna call your mom. You're gonna have your mouth
washed out with soul. Blair, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
You can't say that?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
We dropped that?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, but Blair, apparently for those that Blair Blair, Blair
sharuded in his pants. He sharded in his pants. Right now,
it looks like a hot pocket in his pants.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
We had, we had, we had to dump his dumb Wow.
I don't think I've ever dumped anything.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
That fast in my We're getting We're getting the goofy,
goofy intoxicated Blair is what we're getting here.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
This is goofy Blair.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I can't do that on my podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh you gotta even You got a podcast?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Everyone wants to do what we do for a living.
Everyone wants audio content. Everyone's got a podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
What it's gonna be shooting? It's not gonna be starting
any time, Mike, you have.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
An even How hard is it to start a podcast?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
You just talk?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
You're talking right now, you're talking? Yea? Is it true? Blair?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
And mean that you will pay my five thousand dollars
fee to go on your podcast. I will go on
your podcast for five grand. I will pop up on
your podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I will do it.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Hey, if we're gonna pay five grand, I'll take that.
I need it to live by myself.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You have to pay.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
You have to pay me. That's what Marcell paid me.
I went on Marcel's podcast to be five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
It was wonderful. Marcel and Brooklyn Crop.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I'm gonna charge in twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Huh, what's the world you are?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I'm only charging twenty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
You're charging people? Oh yeah, you're charging people to listen
to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, until you get your money.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
This sounds about this.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Sound this sounds about This sounds about as good as
when Weed Man in Miami. Remember he's gonna we were
going to do a two man show in Vegas and
he was gonna charge How much was he gonna charge
for tickets? Like three hundred bucks or something like that
per ticket?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah, I don't know. I won't charge that, but twenty
five bucks is reasonable.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Why would someone want to pay twenty five dollars to
hear what you have to say?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Because it's going to be about sports. I'm gonna study
before so I'm not gonna like go in there and
just talk. I'm gonna actually study.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Who told you this was a good Who told you
this was a good idea? Who said this was a
good idea?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Ben No, I never said that. No, you could do
a podcast, but you don't.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
You can't. No, you can't pay. Nobody's gonna pay twenty
five bucks. Even your mom won't pay twenty five bucks
for that.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
She will, she's gonna pay it.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, she's not. She's just saying.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
That your mom told me off the off the air,
she said she's not going.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
To pay for that. Oh yeah, what else does I
can't talk about that. I'm not eleving I'll get a yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
No, I've been to Maine multiple times. I have called
you and what have you told.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Me, Blair that I'm full of bs?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
No, you've told me that I have to come to
your street in Waterville, Maine, and then you'll hang out.
But just being in Maine that's not good enough. I
have to be to your actual street. That's what you've
told me.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well, if you're in partand that's hard, I have to
arrange it with my moms.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
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made possible by Express Employment professionals, they can provide contract
I'm doing a read, Blair, I'm doing a read.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I'm sorry, Ben.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
All right? Express? Will you shut up for a second.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
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expresspros dot com speaking of going pro? Who will be
going pro and to which team? Next Thursday and in
the draft find out on Fox Sports Radio's Draft Night Live,

(30:19):
which is coming up next Thursday night at eight pm Eastern.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Throughout the first round of the draft, insider.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Jay Glazer, former Jay E t SGM, Joe Douglas, and
College Football Hall of Famer LeVar Arrington, along with Fox
Sports Lead college football reporter.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Jenny Taff will have picked by pick.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Predictions and riak chalons to every first round pick that's
coming up next Thursday, eight pm Eastern throughout the first
round of the Draft, live right here on Fox Sports Radio,
presented by Express Pros. I know you're excited about that?
Will be probably Blair, Yes, yes, very cool.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Really excited to see that guy from Colorado players that
played for car what's his name?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
What's the name. What's the guy's name?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I don't I don't remember totally.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Guy from Colorado.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Big draft guy's him be drafted from Colorado.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
You should be our draft guru. You should be our
draft guru. With knowledge like that, you're qualified.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I don't know, Well, does uh what's his name from? Uh?
New York?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
All right, I gotta I gotta go be boring me? Yeah,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Go away is the great twenty five dollars podcast guy,
whoopee Pie Blair.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
You're gonna bill. You're gonna pay for that, right, angry Bill,
you'll pay for that?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yes, every second of the day.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, of course you will. What's up? Quickly?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Quickly listening to your two guys before you. Of course
this doesn't have anything to do with you, because you
don't care about it. Golf. But he was talking about
worry McElroy. How famous he is.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I called them, I don't. I mean, what do you
want me to do?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Give me your reaction to somebody else's take. I'm worried
about my text. I'm not worried about their texts. They
got their text. They're worried about their text. I'm worried
about my I protect my takes. I don't care about
their takes. Their takes are relevant to me, that's right. Okay,
I'm worried about my takes.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I have four hours of takes. I don't care about
other people's takes. Okay, I'm a selfish take bastard.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is what I am. That's right?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Anyway, I need some contestants. We are going to have
Malar's Mountain of Money. If you'd like to play, call
right now Mallar's Amount of Money eight seven, seven ninety
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Mallard's Mountain of Money in its entirety. We'll get to
that and we will do it next.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
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Speaker 1 (32:41):
It is the Ben Mallards Show. Reminder with the game
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(33:01):
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So be sure to preset Fox Sports Radio, Ben Maler Show,
Fifth Hour Podcast, that's on my phone right now. In
the app, it will always pop up on the top
of your screen.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Now, Malor's Mountain of Money? Hell, do you have what
it takes to get to the top? Probably not?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
And away we go. Time now for Maler's Mountain of Money?
And who do we have here? We've got let's do
eenie meenie miny mo. We've got Tyler in Boston. Who's
gonna play?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Tyler? Welcome? Yeah, what's up? You want to play with me?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You got koble loop? Who do you want to partner
up with?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
You?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Tyler?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
All right, Benny, let's take this all right?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
We got it? Tyler? Very good?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
All right, hold on a second, and then uh let's
see the random picked door number number one or door number.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Two, number two? Okay, Blind Scott is uh.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Hey, is this timer brilliant Boston? I don't think he's.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Really You're already attacking Tyler. Yeah, you're already attacking him.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Come on, no fun.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I'm a real boss, Johnny, and I'm out here building
bridges and stuff so you can get around.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Look at that. This guy's a real man. I'd like you,
Blind Scott, did.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
You fix Anton Bridgeman. It took you like five years.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Al right, I can't pick number one? She picked hum.
She gotta play the game. We gotta play the game.
One of the categories are up?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Are you up?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
This is the Chris Stapleton addition. He turns forty seven today.
The categories are Tennessee, whiskey, traveler, was it twenty six?
And either way?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Which one do you want? Tyler?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Traveler?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
What do you say? Traveler? Yeah? Traveler? All right, what
do you want? Blind Scott?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'll take the other one.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
All right, So we're gonna go to the bullpen.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
We haven't even played yet. Number He hasn't even played.
Hurry up, you're wasting time, Anthony.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Do you want to play?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
All right? Do you want Tennessee whiskey? Was it twenty six?
Or either way?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
And Tyler, we're on the board and here we go.
You picked a traveler. These athletes all played for seven
or more teams? Are you ready to go?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
First and last name, running back known as he was
an MVP for the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Beat up a kid bounced around the NFL. Yes, the
Tyler only time. He was a center for the Orlando
Magic not not shack.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
What's yes? That is direct all right? Known as Eric
Canada for the Raptors. One of the great slam dunk
artists of all time. Yes, mister big shot for the
Detroit Pistons, though he was picked, you know, he was
picked by the Celtics.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Actually a guard. Yes, let's see.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Here, center Michael Jordan drafted him out of high school.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Was a disaster. Threw a cake when he was with
the local No, no, Kawawne Brown, all right, go ahead, cool,
one hundred points.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
That's what?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
All right, Anthony, we've got was it twenty six? Right,
that's the one he chose. Yeah, alright, these athletes all
wore or where number twenty six? I need the first
and last name, Anthony? All right, forty five seconds, let's begin.
He just rushed for over two thousand yards for the Eagles. Yes,
this guy was the lead running back for the Steelers.

(36:38):
He held out for an entire season. Oh, all right,
this guy, yes, that's correct, all right, all right, so
this guy over here, this guy was a defensive back
for the Raiders.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
That old clue Hall of famer.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
No, all right, listen, well, Hall of Fame, third Basement
for the Red Sox and then the later the Tampa
Bay Raised.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Don't answer, Tyler. Oh that was bad. That was that
was on me? All right, terrible job. How many points
is that? Loren? Thirty thirty?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Anthony were back up? Do you want Tennessee whiskey or either.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Way Tennessee whiskey?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
These athletes cheering for them for you, jess athletes were
all born in Tennessee. For forty five seconds, let's begin.
Current quarterback for the Jaguars, Trevor Lawrence. Yes, he is
the center field for the Dodgers. He used to be
on the Red Sox. Came over in a trade. Nice, yes, whatever.

(37:51):
The current The current coach for the Lakers, um Darbnham.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh no no, I don't even know the Laker all right, no, no, no, no,
shut up. But he didn't. I need to hear his answer.
He's not answering, he's googling. Oh my god, you're cheating.
I win the game.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
You went in the bullpit, Okay, you cheated by going
to the building. You're disqualified. I went job, Anthony, you
got a golden take care a.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Real man out there building a bridge. Tyler, you're a start,
unlike these other losers. The guy's actually out there building
a bridge. Tyler wings. You gotta goal the take it.
You gotta goll the take goll.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
He gets the golden ticke. Anthony wins. Tyler
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