April 30, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Mets owner Steve Cohen saying he's "not worried" about Juan Soto's slow start with the team, the latest injury to Dodgers pitcher Tyler Glasnow, the historically bad pace of Bud Black's 2025 Colorado Rockies, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom shaka Laca.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb berth three, our number three talking bays
mall and the owner of the Metropolitan, Steve Cohen, says
he is not worried about Juan Soto's slow start with
the Mets.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
He wants to have this discussion at the end of
the year. Does that work for you? Also, how does
the latest injury to a Dodger pitcher, Tyler Glass now
sound as he's down for the count yet again. And
give me your school of thought on manager Bud Black
and the worst team in National League history, the twenty
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twenty five Colorado Rockies, as they have set the mark.
They lost again last night to the Braves. We'll talk
about that and more right now here. It is our
number three on top, but not not because of who
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It's been a basketball heavy night. We can still talk
about that. I see some of you whackerdoodles on hold
want to talk basketball. But our lead this hour is
from baseball. The Major League Baseball season is about a
month about a month old. We're at the end of
April here, end of April, and if you take a
look at your Major League Baseball standings, at the very
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top of the baseball standings are the New York Metropolitans.
The Mets are the top team in all of baseball.
So that's not just a solid start, that's like super duper.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
The Mets are twenty one to nine.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
They're one game ahead of the Doyers for the top
record in baseball and Dodgers haven't even played that one.
But the Mets are one game ahead in lost Cow
and they're leading the way in the National League East
and leading everyone. So things are going very well there.
But there is not total joy in Queens. And why
would that be well if you assumed the position that
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the Mets are leading the pack in baseball because of
their big free agent edition.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You would be wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So far, Juan Soto has not not lived up to
the expectations, very lofty expectations. The billing he had played
in New York for the Yankees, and the Yankees were
in the World Series and he put up great Baffo
Soco numbers and got paid fifteen years, seven hundred and
sixty five million.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So he got paid by the Mets, and early returns
are not good, not good despite an anemic start to
the year by the lofty expectations that that contract gives
you one. Soo is not yet in the doghouse. With
Steve Cohen, the Mets owner, who said he is not concerned,
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not concerned with the lack of production by Juan Soto.
He said, quote, I'm not worried about one, said the
Mets owner. He's singularly focused on baseball. Cohen said, he's
a pure hitter. Let's have this discussion at the end
of the year. Close quote that's a quote he gave
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the state sponsored news service, The pr arm of the
Mets SNY. Okay, so let us discuss the question. Just
I gave you the quote. Steve con the Mets owner,
says he's quote not worried qulose quote not worried about
Juan Soto's slow start with the Mets, and also said,
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let's have this conversation at the end of the season.
So does all of that work for you? Does all
that work for you? So I've got on this one.
I've got Gucci, handbag, Spirit Animal and Marines and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
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going to make a biscuit. And we're gonna put the
biscuit in the basket, is what we're going to do. So,
first of all, the idea that Steve Cone is not
worried is what you say publicly. Much like a politician,
you have a public position and a private position. I
give the very premise that you're not worried. I give
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that side. I don't believe it, and I'll tell you why.
If you bought a car and you paid a very
exotic like a Maserati, which I don't even think I'm
too tall for that. But if you got a really
really expensive car, you got into the car and the
car is not driving very well.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The first couple of weeks you're driving the.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Car, would you say, it's okay, this is a Masarati,
it's a beautiful car. It's gonna be fine. Or do
you think yourself? Did I just get a lemon? Did
I just buy a lemon? Like seriously, you'd wonder right,
I've had a lemon before I bought a car years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That was a lemon.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You get killed on that the moment you drive that
car off the lot. That's the last new car I
ever got. Never doing that again. Learned my lesson, but
one Soto battle tested with all the different teams, a
vagabond career, bouncing from the Nationals to the Padres, to
the Yankees and now on to the Bets and while
the Mets have the top record in baseball that is true,
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which is nice. It makes it easier to handle the
fact that your big whale that you got is not
living up to whale standards and not producing like a whale.
And I get that this is a long term relationship.
Blah blah blooh bah, it's long term. Okay, supposed to
be the honeymoon period. Is this not supposed to be
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the honeymoon period? I get married married, Most marriages don't
work out, but you get married, and I think everyone
in that marriage agrees. The first part of that. Man,
that's wild, dude. The love making is great, that everything's wonderful,
everyone's on their best behavior. And then after that you
sudden it right. But normally it don't start out rocky,
and it's rocky. It's been a bumpy ride so far
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for the King of Queens, the seven hundred and sixty
five million dollar man. So the way I look at
this right now, at this point, we do the show today.
At this point, Juan Soto is like a Gucci handbag,
but a ripoff version, a knockoff version of a nice handbag,
not the authentic version that was with the Yankees last season. Now,
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what is my supporting evidence as we are doing the
show right now, he has a two fifty batting.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You're a boomer who cares about batting every.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okayjan Soto is on pace for seventeen home runs this season.
Oh it doesn't matter, all right, sixty seven runs batted
in this season.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Now, as for Steve Cohen saying.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Let's have this discussion at the end of the year,
as you know, I have a talk show to do
right now, right, That's not how it works in my world.
Anyone that does this kind of a job, The job
is we react in the moment. That is how it works.
That if my bosses want to pay me to not
comment on Juan Soto until the end of the year,
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we can come back and have this conversation. I would
think that one Soto, should he continue to suck all
year and you go to Steve Cohen at the end
of the year and say, well, yeah, he'll be fine
next year. We're worried about next year. We're not going
to talk about this year right now. Today, the seven
hundred and sixty five million dollar base ball prodigy is
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not a top fifty player. Put that in your bong
and smoke it. He's not in most categories. He's not
a top seventy five player in baseball, not even a
top one hundred in some key offensive statistics according to Fangrafts.
That's a NERD website, by the way. Anyway, right now, furthermore,
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we mentioned the Mets have the top record in baseball.
They are one game, one game ahead of the Doyers,
who played the minor league Marlins, and both teams by
the end of the game put their position players on
the mount, making a mockery of baseball.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Dam it. So we had la. The Dodgers are winning.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
They're really impressing many people, even though they're winning more
games than not.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
They got to an eight to no start. They're doing
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Better, beating up on the Pirates and the Marlins, now
playing the trek of baseball and fattening up the record
as anticipated, though starter Tyler Glass, now the glass Man,
is down.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
For the count.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I was put on the injured list. We used to
call it the d L back before the Wolkesters took over.
The Dodgers described it as shoulder inflammation. They said, so
that means that Tyler Glass now joins Blake Snell and
show Hey Atonyo.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Tony hasn't pitched.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
He was supposed to pitch by now, and now they're
saying they're gonna save him for after the All Star break.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He could pitch, but they're gonna save him. Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Anyway, So here you go, two big money starting pitchers.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'll discount Otani for this, but Blake, bro, I'm risking
my life. Bro, No, you're not. You're not pitching. You're
on Twitch.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You're You're not risking your life, Blake, you're on Twitch
playing video games.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You lose it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Blake Snell and Tyler Glass now sidelined. Dave Roberts. I
liked him in that spot, Dave Roberts said.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Glass.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Now, his right shoulder is structurally sound, but he's also
dealing with what Roberts called overall body soreness. Let me
repeat that for those of you in the back of
the room, overall body soreness. All right, So how does
this latest injury update to the greatest team money can buy?
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The Doyers And they're starting pitcher Tyler Glass? Now, how
does all this sound to you? So it sounds to
me like the Dodgers have changed the wrapping paper. They
went out, they changed the wrapping paper. However, the same
garbage is in the box. That's what it sounds like
to me. Now we are not even in May yet
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as we are doing this show, we are at the
end of April, and already the Dodger starting rotation is
flea bitten, battle scarred, and it's so predictable. The bullpen
has seen better days. They're already gased, they're overused, they're
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starting to get worn out, which means yet again, at
the trade deadline, the Dodgers will be going out and
acquiring replacement parts because they're gassing their bullpen because the
starting pitchers are not able to depict now glass now
who they got from Tampa Bay. This guy's spirit animal
is the cone head for mister Softy, because obviously, I
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mean this guy's soft serve.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That is his brand.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
He's thirty one, so in his prime, he's gotten hurt
every year. How do you think it's gonna go when
he's no longer in his athletic prime. I'm asking for
a friend. He's a ten year veteran in the big
leagues and he's never thrown more than one hundred and
thirty four.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Innings in a season. I mean, this guy is so
weak it's unreal.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And the Dodgers picked him up from Tampa Bay and
they immediately, without even having him pitch a game, signed
him to a five year, one hundred and thirty six
million dollar contract, and he immediately moved into the injury
tent right after agreeing to that contract. Now it is
the motto of this club, the motto of this club.
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These Dodger guys are all filthy rich. They are so rich,
they're Richie rich is how rich they are. And it's
fair to say these guys don't have to sing for
their supper. They don't and it's fire Listen. They DoD
just have unbelieva amounts of money. Everywhere they go, it's
they bring fans with them, they pack the house, they get.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Great TV ratings. People love them. But it's just it
just sucks. I don't know how to say.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's just it's unbecoming, just the way I will describe it.
Because I've met a lot of you guys over the
years doing these mall of meet and greets. We're doing
another one in Vancouver coming up in about a month
here and of May and excited about that. And you guys,
a lot of you working factories, your truck drivers, you've
got hard labor jobs. Heck, you're working guys working bakeries
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and kitchens making food all night. You're moving around right,
you're using your body.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Are you able?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'm asking, I'm serious, I don't know. Maybe you're able
to do this. I assume you're not. Are you able
to just take some time off because you have overall
body soreness? Like, uh yeah, I'm I'm gonna miss about
a week to ten days because they have overall body soreness,
and keep paying me and we're going like, I just
that's not workable. I know it's not the real world.
I understand that, but it's isn't it slightly embarrassing that
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these guys have no shame.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
There's no shame, Like they all got paid and they're like, oh,
you know, I don't feel one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So now most people have the attitude, well, I got
to earn my money, so I have to.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Show up and I have to get the job done.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But when you're a wealthy Dodger player, you just do
the bare minimum, just the bare necessities. That's it. It's
just pathetic, all right, final fault. We go to Denver,
not basketball talk, but baseball talk. And I love a
good sixteen car pile up on the side of the interstate.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I always have.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And in Colorado, Matt Olson had a season n three hits.
He plays for the Atlanta baseball team. Michael Harris, the
second drove in three runs and the Atlanta Rices defeated
the Colorado Rockies eight to two. Why am I talking
about that game? I'll tell you why they've done it.
The Colorado Rockies have done it. Bravo boys, way to
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go that. Sixteen losses in the last seventeen games, and
your Colorado Rockies are four and twenty five. The Rockies
have become just the third professional baseball team.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Since nineteen oh one and the.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Only National League team to suck that bad over the
first twenty nine games. The other teams that are horrifically
bad all time the three Tigers, which were managed if
I remember by Alan Trammel, and the nineteen eighty eight
Baltimore Orioles who got off to anh to twenty one start.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So that's it. That's that's the big board.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
The Rockies have joined the Orioles of eighty eight and
the Tigers of three as the worst team since.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Nineteen oh one. Colorado is horrifically bad.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
In fact, how bad are they They are on pace to
somehow only win twenty three games this season. Twenty three
wins is I know it's gonna change, but right now
they're on pace to win twenty three and lose one
hundred and thirty nine games. The record for losses in
the modern era is the White Sox of last year.
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They lost one hundred and twenty one. So the Rockies
are pacing to be worse than the White Sox of
last year. So give me your school of thought on
manager Bud Black. Yeah he's still there, Bud Black's twenty
twenty five Rockies, So on this one quickly.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's the Rockies who should.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Follow the Marine slogan, the mantra of the Marines. Embrace
the suck. Embrace the suck. It is well earned. It
is well earned from ownership on down in Colorado. The
owner doesn't care. Everything's rotten around the Rockies and they're
not even lovable losers. Can you name anyone on the
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rock I know Charlie Blackman's not there anymore. Chris Bryant's hurt.
If I gave you ten thousand dollars for every Rockies
player you could name, how many could you name without looking,
without looking in your phone?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'd make none. I have zero. I have zero.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Troy to Lewitzki, Yeah, Troy to Lewitzky, Trevor Story, Oh
he's with the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Anyway, you get the point. So this will be Colorado's
I did the math on this. This will be Colorado's
seven straight losing season. Congratulations boys, fourth straight season with
ninety plus losses. Good job, third straight year with one
hundred plus losses for the Rockies. And you are what
your record says you are. The Rockies are the worst
pitching staff in baseball. They have an ERA of over five.
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They're thirtieth out of thirty teams, and even though they
play half their games in Coors Field. I say, get
rid of humidor it's not, it doesn't matter, get rid
of the human door. He might as well just play
Arcade Baseball, Bring back the Blake Street Bombers.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Where have you gone? Andres Galarraga and Dante Bichet. Actually
saw Dante Bichet.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
The other day. He's not looking so good. Yeah, we're
all getting older anyway. The Rockies offense is twenty eighth
in baseball, twenty eighth in hitting, twenty eighth in in
all the key stats, runs scored, all that stuff. And
they're traveling. They're not traveling down the yellow brick road.
It's the brown brick road, if you know what I mean.
They're going to Browntown.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
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Fox NFL broadcaster and also he's a Chicago Bulls broadcaster
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the Chicago Bulls on local cable TV in Chicago. He
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Now back to it, well, back to it, and don't
forget coming up later this hour.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
We will have too much or not enough. Also the
Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
We need questions, question eds, questioneds for Lorena. You know
you you need relationship advice. Hashtag Queen of Hearts on
X will also take calls for that hashtag Queen of
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Get those questions. Do it right now?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
What are you waiting for doing right now? Hashtag Queen
of Hearts. Right, if we don't get enough questions, Ray,
you'll be very upset.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Right, Oh, I would be so upset it'd be sad,
like worse than if a breakup happened.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh, man, be devastating.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
And you know a lot of our listeners, I know
they deal with breakups on a regular basis.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What are you saying. Are you saying that they can't
stay in a relationship? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Know what I'm saying, Is I ever need you know,
help dealing with heartbreak, getting over your ex by getting
under another You can always hit me.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Not not to do yeah for advice, Yes, of course
that's clearly what you were talking about. Everyone understands that.
All right, very good, So too much not enough coming
up in a couple of minutes, and we need a
contestant for that of course as well, if you want
to call up and be a contestant eight seven, seven
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Speaker 1 (21:27):
So call up for.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That and time to pay off the mallor Riddle of
the day. Here's the mallor Riddle of the day, Fox
NFL broadcaster Adam of Meat. It's also Chicago Bulls broadcaster
he picked up a side hustle as a blank, A
side hustle as a blank.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
That is the question. What is the answer. Let's see
does anyone in the Mallard militia know the answer?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
We go to the great unwashed here the hoy and
let's see here, Page Dan, let's skip over that one.
Milkman Mike says, A side hustle doing uber eats is
the answer. Working with me cutting grass every morning from
the sawman in Mississippi. Donkey sausage says A restroom attendant,
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Alf the alien old piner, who was very kindnes to
me A very nice couple of hats there for the birthday.
Thank you, Alpha, he says, picked up a side gig
as a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
There you go, very nice. What else do we have?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Page Dan? I like that shirt, can't read that. A
TV extra on the bear from Late Night drug tester
Fergduck says, a fireman to help put out scorched earth.
Charlie's hot takes well. Charlie was on fire. That kid's
got a future. Not in sports radio, but he's got
a future. That kid's got his whole life ahead him.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What else do we have?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Window washer, from Dante. Fortune Cookie writer from Lady Sideburns,
Chris and Kent Washington said Adam Aman became a human
cannonball in the circus. On a side hustle, Clam says
Colorado Rocki's baseball player. Fudgie in Boston says the rat
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at Chuck E Cheese is the answer. BP says Adam
I Mean's side hustle is sorting Lorena's mail that takes
multiple people. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a Harry Carey historian,
Holy cow, what else.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do we have? Poutine taste test or sign me up
for that?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Now?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't think JT the Wingman's going to Vancouver, but
if he does, we'll have to get poutine somewhere there
in the greater Vancouver area multiple locations. Sean in Portland
says skating rinked. DJ Ryan is going with pimp. Deacon
says drag Queen is the answer. Michae Lepper says he's
doing what I do. His side hustle is selling baby oil.
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That that's the answer. Backshaver from mad Jack all right, Larae, No,
do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Laray, Yeah, I'm thinking social media influence.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Social media influencer. All right, fine answer, unfortunately incorrect. Fox
NFL broadcaster Adam Amen picked up a side hustle as
a nightclub DJ. Most people that do play by playing
in the NFL do not have a side hustle as
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a nightclub DJ.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Hands and the air, Hands in the air. You over there,
hands in the air.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You are you a DJ?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Yeah, it's my passion.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Okay, all right, if you should do that by wedding
every night here, Ben, that's a good point. But I'm saying,
like you can go out like weddings, bar Mitzvah's birthdays.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You can do the.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Fifteen hundred dollars for two hours of work.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Karen who you don't know, KK who I used to
work with.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
She would occasionally pick up some side gigs and she
was a DJ on the weekend and stuff. If we
had a guy call up who played like youth football
in San Diego and she used to, she'd go to
like their youth football banquet and everyone like loved.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Oh my gosh, I could be the bikini DJ.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I know several people that will definitely pay for your
you know, your DJ and skills.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Let's go to uh let's see who do we have.
That's a blind Scott? I need a can?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Where's my can? Test that eight seven seven ninety nine?
On fucks, I need a contestant for the game show.
We're gonna blow the game show off. I need a contestant.
Call right now, blind Scott and two you.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Can maybe like I have a fan site. I met
two fans earlier tonight. I'm on fetlfem as an es Court.
You have a lot of escorts here that work on
your show over and night ven You in your monologue,
you brought up like how you might be too tired
to go to work. You know, so sometimes I'm too
tired of it work, so I just go I go
to bed. But if you're like an iron worker something
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you don't you stop going to work, you'll get replaced.
But like if you're like a truck driver or like
Danny DeVito, like those union trash jobs, you don't have
to go to work all the time there, but you
won't get paid as much. That's such a great union,
that trash guy union. You know what it takes.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Are you taking shots? Are you taking shots of trash man?
Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
We just go to jail for a little while. Here's
it's a Ben Maller recipe. Go to jail, listen to
Ben Mallis a little while, get out, get a Boston
Union trash job. Your whole life has turned around.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Man, those are fighting worse. You want to fight Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You don't want to.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
I'm not talking about you.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Don't want to.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
You don't want to get into You don't want to
get in a fight with the trash man.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You don't, they'll kick your ask on Danny.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I'm not theking about Danny. I'm talking about Mighty Wall,
shot out and house Buddies. The old mayor of Boston.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh, that guy was what a character. He was. Holy,
he was like, there's a cartoon character. That guy.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
He's head of the NHL Players Union. Dude, I mean
this is just a legend. I'm not gonna say it's
one of this. But one time he ESPN had a
story on him, but they couldn't report it. But I mean,
Boston has so much heritage here. It's such a great
toa that Celtics Magic game. It was beautiful. It's so
warm out, dude, I can't get up and down Hanover
Street or Salem Street sometimes because it's blocked. So I'm
(27:12):
just trying to buy something. So if it's blocked, somebody
take to look at me sometimes and they start making
fun of me. So here's the thing I can't see.
I can't get by the person's making fun of me.
I have to concentrate it. You know. It's so stupid
because nobody's gonna do anything around here, but a lot
of the people they don't know who I am. So
I wanted to be like, yeah, you seriously make a
fun of me. Like the guy was going to be sir.
(27:33):
Well first he goes man, ma'am and then he realized,
oh no, he goes no, sir, and he was really
angry at me, telling me I was vandalizing these bricks.
I was hitting my canes on the bricks. I mean,
this stuff is just insane.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know, how do you vandalize bricks? I don't think
you can bricks.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
My friend told me the other day, it's sure reaction
that you give to people.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Because yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
If you stop overreacting, people will not be as big
as a hole, you know, you know, they just want
to react. A lot of people are like that they're losers.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
They want to reaction.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Dude, like that Leprecaun guy. He brought that guitar on
his colleague one day. He's like, you take a call.
He's like you can't already say He's like a cut
and pay by, you know, like we got the craziest calling.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Hold on a sec here, Mike the Lepergun.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Your thoughts on Blind Scott's commentary, Mike the Leprechaun, it's insulting.
It's insulting, all right, Blind Scott. He feels insulted, Blind Scott.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, we got we got stuck with this leprechaunk guy
Boston was like White Bulcher. They were given Northern Ireland
all those guns at times, and then they said, oh,
you're gonna take Mike the Leprechaun off our hands because
we're stick of the guy.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
All right, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
On one final thought, Mike anything well to be passively honest.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
I know mar he personally he's from the same region
as Iron.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So okay there, all right, let's we'll get back to
those two knuckles.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Here we go hit that button right that game show,
Game show, Game Show, Game Show, Get show?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Is it too much, not enough enough?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Already?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Time now to play the Game's welcome and we have
three options now, all right, we have a door number one,
door number two, or door number three. The Lorraine picked
door number one, door number two, d number three numbers
really interesting?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Well you have picked Nick in Berkeley who called back
to play the game.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hello, Neck, you have been picked by Lorraina to play
the game.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
All right, don't let us know the Here we go,
uh three, We'll ask a bunch of questions.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All the answers are either too much or not enough?
Are you ready? Nick and Berkeley? Okay? Question number one?
You get three right to win the game.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Jamal Murray now has the most forty point playoff games
in Nugget's history, with eight of them.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Just too much? Is he right? Yeah? Too much?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Murray now has six forty point games in his career,
all in the playoffs, which is still good for the
in Nuggets playoff history.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right, Question number two.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
The Boston Celtics have won twelve straight playoff games when
Jalen Brown scores twenty or more points?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Is that too much? Or not enough?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
All right, Nick, and Berkeley says not enough? Is he right? Right? Again?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Right again?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Now that is correct.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
The Celtics have won sixteen straight playoff games when Jalen
Brown scores at least twenty So you're two and oh
you're doing very good here, Nick, right, this is calm down,
cal rolly. The big Dumper just became the fifth catcher
ever to have ten or more home runs in their
team's first twenty eight games.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Is that too much or not enough? It's too much?
Let's see you? Is he right now? The streak against
not enough?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
He's the seventh catcher to do it, joining Gabby hard Heartnnitt,
Roy Campanella, Yogi Berra, Johnny Bench, Pad Rodriguez, and someone
named John Buck.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay, I haven't no idea who that is. I don't know.
It happened in twenty thirteen here really, yeah, John Buck? Okay?
Do you see where Mike Piazza is living now? So
moved to Italy? That really has he raising his kids
in inter Yeah? All right? Uh, well he's got he's
got the money. All right.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Here we are question four. There are currently only nine
teams in the American League with a run differential above zero.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
This is for the win?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Nick, is that too much or not enough? He says
not enough. Let's find out it's actually too it's actually
too much. The game's not over come down. There are
only seven teams with a positive run differential. So the
answer was too much.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
It comes down to this question five, Nick and Berkeley.
This is game seven. This is the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
This is the final game of the college basketball tournament.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
This is it. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Question five?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
There were eighteen tight ends selected in the twenty twenty
five NFL draft. Is that too much or not enough
for the win?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
He says too much? Let's find out that's a what
you all right?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Very good, good job by you, Nick, Thank you sir.
You got a golden ticket and use that when you want.
We are going to have too much, Well we just
had too much enough. So we're gonna have the Queen
of Hearts with Lorraina. Get those questions in for love.
We'll find out about that. Get those questions in hashtag
Queen of Hearts. Hashtag Queen of Hearts on X you
want to call up and talk on the radio with Lorena,
(32:53):
you can do that as well. And it's a tourse segment.
I'm gonna take take a time out. I'll be back
in about half an hour. You can see Hell Little
Arena and call up eight seven seven ninety nine on
Fox The Queen of Hearts with all ray We'll get
to it.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
We'll do it next.
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Dear Rye.
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You heard the man.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
It's time for love. Here on the Ben Mallers show.
One of my favorite times of the week.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What's your other favorite time of the week is ah?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
I would say when I beat people on being smarter
than everyone else, But it.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Doesn't happen that often.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
It doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm just saying, just pointing that out. You mean to me,
I'm not who do you think you are?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Bill Miller?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
No, definitely not nothing like Bill Miller. Yeah, all right,
let's get to it. You ready for the questions.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
You're ready for the questions? All right? Very nice?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Truck stop fungus rights and says, how do I inform
my wife that she needs to have her back waxed
without her divorcing?
Speaker 7 (34:59):
Oh gosh, know, you can.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Make it playful. So pull on her hair, just like
when you're cuddling. Just pull on one single hair, you know,
and then she'll get the idea. It'll be like we
make make Chewbacca.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Noises, you know, all.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Sorts of things make it fun.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Everyone has issues. Everyone has things that they're not you
know that you don't like.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, well, usually whatever you have, you you think the
other people are better than you whatever, you know?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Anyway, all right?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Ferg Dog writes and says, what is the best way
to demonstrate platonic love for a man I really admire
in my life? This is a little creepy. It's a
little bit rub his back. No, that's not a good answer.
Rub his back, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Not long and hard.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
But something tells me that whoever for dog's talking about
prefers foot rubs, they was talking about feet.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Now maybe I don't think so. If you want your
feet licked, that's fine.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
That is your kink. That is your kink.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
There's no kinks that are wrong, except for the ones
that involve dead people.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
This is a very controversial one from a nailed Hey
Seuss or something like that, says, if you can't get
a girlfriend, should you just become the girlfriend instead?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's very controversial. Don't you see that a lot?
Speaker 7 (36:21):
You know where women marry themselves?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh do they?
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's this. We have some calls for you.
Want to your call?
Speaker 7 (36:28):
I would love to, all right.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Anonymous Mike is somewhere in the Boston area. Hello, Anonymous Mike.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Welcome, Hey, how's it going, guys?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Welcome, We've seen better days. What's up?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
So, Loraina? If I was like for instance, really good
at sex. Should I just save that for one girl
or try to spread it out?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
He's got a gift, Florinda, the guys in his head,
he's got a gift.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
See that's the thing. Is it just in your head
or is this actual fact? Because yeah, if you're young
and like you think, you know, you have a long sexual,
lustrous life ahead of you, keep.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Down that path, that's what.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
Yeah, you know, because I'm just saying, like, I've been
with a girl for a while and she's like happy
all the time.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But are you happy?
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Ladies?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah? He really want to get back to the women, Loraina,
He's really worried about the women.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
You know what, if you need what you need, you
need what you need.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
All right, thanks for the advice.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
The seed such a big stud advice.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
But that's cool, all right, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
A big stud there, and he took a shot at you.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Then you can put all that lust towards one lady.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
All right. Hollering James is on. Hello, James, say a
little arena.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
He arena. How are you doing, your friend?
Speaker 7 (37:52):
You know what, I'm good, I'm good. What's up?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
James?
Speaker 9 (37:57):
I want to rekindle the fire between me and I'm
not getting no calls. I'm not getting no character letters,
not no gifts. You know, I'm just wondering what can
I do to rekindle the flame between me and s Monttana. I.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Well, the straight idea is to call the radio show
and say this on the ear that we're really That
will get the job done.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
I think you should do radio poetry.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
Maybe I should give her a golden taking it.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Maybe you've giving her a few and she hasn't used
them yet.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Stuck in Sacramento rights since, says Lorena, I finally went
on a date with my very own tech queen.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Question, why do you think she punched me and ran
out when we were making whoopee?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
When I asked her if she wanted to role play
with me being a leprechaun and her trying to find
my pot of gold?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
I would have run away right way earlier than that.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
All right, quickly, JT. The wing Man says, what is
the best way to say I'm sorry to a woman
I love?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Ooh oh gosh, deliciousness, deliciousness and pampering. Pampering easy always,
but start with food first, because grumpy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Food chocolate possibly chocolate
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Yes, always melted all right, eh,
Boom shaka Laca.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb berth three, our number three talking bays
mall and the owner of the Metropolitan, Steve Cohen, says
he is not worried about Juan Soto's slow start with
the Mets.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
He wants to have this discussion at the end of
the year. Does that work for you? Also, how does
the latest injury to a Dodger pitcher, Tyler Glass now
sound as he's down for the count yet again. And
give me your school of thought on manager Bud Black
and the worst team in National League history, the twenty
(00:40):
twenty five Colorado Rockies, as they have set the mark.
They lost again last night to the Braves. We'll talk
about that and more right now here. It is our
number three on top, but not not because of who
you think put you on top. Don't come In the
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It's been a basketball heavy night. We can still talk
about that. I see some of you whackerdoodles on hold
want to talk basketball. But our lead this hour is
from baseball. The Major League Baseball season is about a
month about a month old. We're at the end of
April here, end of April, and if you take a
look at your Major League Baseball standings, at the very
(02:35):
top of the baseball standings are the New York Metropolitans.
The Mets are the top team in all of baseball.
So that's not just a solid start, that's like super duper.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
The Mets are twenty one to nine.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
They're one game ahead of the Doyers for the top
record in baseball and Dodgers haven't even played that one.
But the Mets are one game ahead in lost Cow
and they're leading the way in the National League East
and leading everyone. So things are going very well there.
But there is not total joy in Queens. And why
would that be well if you assumed the position that
(03:15):
the Mets are leading the pack in baseball because of
their big free agent edition.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You would be wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So far, Juan Soto has not not lived up to
the expectations, very lofty expectations. The billing he had played
in New York for the Yankees, and the Yankees were
in the World Series and he put up great Baffo
Soco numbers and got paid fifteen years, seven hundred and
sixty five million.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So he got paid by the Mets, and early returns
are not good, not good despite an anemic start to
the year by the lofty expectations that that contract gives
you one. Soo is not yet in the doghouse. With
Steve Cohen, the Mets owner, who said he is not concerned,
(04:08):
not concerned with the lack of production by Juan Soto.
He said, quote, I'm not worried about one, said the
Mets owner. He's singularly focused on baseball. Cohen said, he's
a pure hitter. Let's have this discussion at the end
of the year. Close quote that's a quote he gave
(04:29):
the state sponsored news service, The pr arm of the
Mets SNY. Okay, so let us discuss the question. Just
I gave you the quote. Steve con the Mets owner,
says he's quote not worried qulose quote not worried about
Juan Soto's slow start with the Mets, and also said,
(04:52):
let's have this conversation at the end of the season.
So does all of that work for you? Does all
that work for you? So I've got on this one.
I've got Gucci, handbag, Spirit Animal and Marines and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
(05:13):
going to make a biscuit. And we're gonna put the
biscuit in the basket, is what we're going to do. So,
first of all, the idea that Steve Cone is not
worried is what you say publicly. Much like a politician,
you have a public position and a private position. I
give the very premise that you're not worried. I give
(05:33):
that side. I don't believe it, and I'll tell you why.
If you bought a car and you paid a very
exotic like a Maserati, which I don't even think I'm
too tall for that. But if you got a really
really expensive car, you got into the car and the
car is not driving very well.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The first couple of weeks you're driving the.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Car, would you say, it's okay, this is a Masarati,
it's a beautiful car. It's gonna be fine. Or do
you think yourself? Did I just get a lemon? Did
I just buy a lemon? Like seriously, you'd wonder right,
I've had a lemon before I bought a car years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That was a lemon.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You get killed on that the moment you drive that
car off the lot. That's the last new car I
ever got. Never doing that again. Learned my lesson, but
one Soto battle tested with all the different teams, a
vagabond career, bouncing from the Nationals to the Padres, to
the Yankees and now on to the Bets and while
the Mets have the top record in baseball that is true,
(06:31):
which is nice. It makes it easier to handle the
fact that your big whale that you got is not
living up to whale standards and not producing like a whale.
And I get that this is a long term relationship.
Blah blah blooh bah, it's long term. Okay, supposed to
be the honeymoon period. Is this not supposed to be
(06:52):
the honeymoon period? I get married married, Most marriages don't
work out, but you get married, and I think everyone
in that marriage agrees. The first part of that. Man,
that's wild, dude. The love making is great, that everything's wonderful,
everyone's on their best behavior. And then after that you
sudden it right. But normally it don't start out rocky,
and it's rocky. It's been a bumpy ride so far
(07:15):
for the King of Queens, the seven hundred and sixty
five million dollar man. So the way I look at
this right now, at this point, we do the show today.
At this point, Juan Soto is like a Gucci handbag,
but a ripoff version, a knockoff version of a nice handbag,
not the authentic version that was with the Yankees last season. Now,
(07:35):
what is my supporting evidence as we are doing the
show right now, he has a two fifty batting.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You're a boomer who cares about batting every.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okayjan Soto is on pace for seventeen home runs this season.
Oh it doesn't matter, all right, sixty seven runs batted
in this season.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Now, as for Steve Cohen saying.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Let's have this discussion at the end of the year,
as you know, I have a talk show to do
right now, right, That's not how it works in my world.
Anyone that does this kind of a job, The job
is we react in the moment. That is how it works.
That if my bosses want to pay me to not
comment on Juan Soto until the end of the year,
(08:20):
we can come back and have this conversation. I would
think that one Soto, should he continue to suck all
year and you go to Steve Cohen at the end
of the year and say, well, yeah, he'll be fine
next year. We're worried about next year. We're not going
to talk about this year right now. Today, the seven
hundred and sixty five million dollar base ball prodigy is
(08:41):
not a top fifty player. Put that in your bong
and smoke it. He's not in most categories. He's not
a top seventy five player in baseball, not even a
top one hundred in some key offensive statistics according to Fangrafts.
That's a NERD website, by the way. Anyway, right now, furthermore,
(09:02):
we mentioned the Mets have the top record in baseball.
They are one game, one game ahead of the Doyers,
who played the minor league Marlins, and both teams by
the end of the game put their position players on
the mount, making a mockery of baseball.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Dam it. So we had la. The Dodgers are winning.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
They're really impressing many people, even though they're winning more
games than not.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
They got to an eight to no start. They're doing
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Better, beating up on the Pirates and the Marlins, now
playing the trek of baseball and fattening up the record
as anticipated, though starter Tyler Glass, now the glass Man,
is down.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
For the count.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I was put on the injured list. We used to
call it the d L back before the Wolkesters took over.
The Dodgers described it as shoulder inflammation. They said, so
that means that Tyler Glass now joins Blake Snell and
show Hey Atonyo.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Tony hasn't pitched.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
He was supposed to pitch by now, and now they're
saying they're gonna save him for after the All Star break.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He could pitch, but they're gonna save him. Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Anyway, So here you go, two big money starting pitchers.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'll discount Otani for this, but Blake, bro, I'm risking
my life. Bro, No, you're not. You're not pitching. You're
on Twitch.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You're You're not risking your life, Blake, you're on Twitch
playing video games.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You lose it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Blake Snell and Tyler Glass now sidelined. Dave Roberts. I
liked him in that spot, Dave Roberts said.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Glass.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Now, his right shoulder is structurally sound, but he's also
dealing with what Roberts called overall body soreness. Let me
repeat that for those of you in the back of
the room, overall body soreness. All right, So how does
this latest injury update to the greatest team money can buy?
(10:57):
The Doyers And they're starting pitcher Tyler Glass? Now, how
does all this sound to you? So it sounds to
me like the Dodgers have changed the wrapping paper. They
went out, they changed the wrapping paper. However, the same
garbage is in the box. That's what it sounds like
to me. Now we are not even in May yet
(11:18):
as we are doing this show, we are at the
end of April, and already the Dodger starting rotation is
flea bitten, battle scarred, and it's so predictable. The bullpen
has seen better days. They're already gased, they're overused, they're
(11:38):
starting to get worn out, which means yet again, at
the trade deadline, the Dodgers will be going out and
acquiring replacement parts because they're gassing their bullpen because the
starting pitchers are not able to depict now glass now
who they got from Tampa Bay. This guy's spirit animal
is the cone head for mister Softy, because obviously, I
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mean this guy's soft serve.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That is his brand.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
He's thirty one, so in his prime, he's gotten hurt
every year. How do you think it's gonna go when
he's no longer in his athletic prime. I'm asking for
a friend. He's a ten year veteran in the big
leagues and he's never thrown more than one hundred and
thirty four.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Innings in a season. I mean, this guy is so
weak it's unreal.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And the Dodgers picked him up from Tampa Bay and
they immediately, without even having him pitch a game, signed
him to a five year, one hundred and thirty six
million dollar contract, and he immediately moved into the injury
tent right after agreeing to that contract. Now it is
the motto of this club, the motto of this club.
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These Dodger guys are all filthy rich. They are so rich,
they're Richie rich is how rich they are. And it's
fair to say these guys don't have to sing for
their supper. They don't and it's fire Listen. They DoD
just have unbelieva amounts of money. Everywhere they go, it's
they bring fans with them, they pack the house, they get.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Great TV ratings. People love them. But it's just it
just sucks. I don't know how to say.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's just it's unbecoming, just the way I will describe it.
Because I've met a lot of you guys over the
years doing these mall of meet and greets. We're doing
another one in Vancouver coming up in about a month
here and of May and excited about that. And you guys,
a lot of you working factories, your truck drivers, you've
got hard labor jobs. Heck, you're working guys working bakeries
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and kitchens making food all night. You're moving around right,
you're using your body.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Are you able?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'm asking, I'm serious, I don't know. Maybe you're able
to do this. I assume you're not. Are you able
to just take some time off because you have overall
body soreness? Like, uh yeah, I'm I'm gonna miss about
a week to ten days because they have overall body soreness,
and keep paying me and we're going like, I just
that's not workable. I know it's not the real world.
I understand that, but it's isn't it slightly embarrassing that
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these guys have no shame.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
There's no shame, Like they all got paid and they're like, oh,
you know, I don't feel one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So now most people have the attitude, well, I got
to earn my money, so I have to.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Show up and I have to get the job done.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But when you're a wealthy Dodger player, you just do
the bare minimum, just the bare necessities. That's it. It's
just pathetic, all right, final fault. We go to Denver,
not basketball talk, but baseball talk. And I love a
good sixteen car pile up on the side of the interstate.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I always have.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And in Colorado, Matt Olson had a season n three hits.
He plays for the Atlanta baseball team. Michael Harris, the
second drove in three runs and the Atlanta Rices defeated
the Colorado Rockies eight to two. Why am I talking
about that game? I'll tell you why they've done it.
The Colorado Rockies have done it. Bravo boys, way to
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go that. Sixteen losses in the last seventeen games, and
your Colorado Rockies are four and twenty five. The Rockies
have become just the third professional baseball team.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Since nineteen oh one and the.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Only National League team to suck that bad over the
first twenty nine games. The other teams that are horrifically
bad all time the three Tigers, which were managed if
I remember by Alan Trammel, and the nineteen eighty eight
Baltimore Orioles who got off to anh to twenty one start.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So that's it. That's that's the big board.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
The Rockies have joined the Orioles of eighty eight and
the Tigers of three as the worst team since.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Nineteen oh one. Colorado is horrifically bad.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
In fact, how bad are they They are on pace to
somehow only win twenty three games this season. Twenty three
wins is I know it's gonna change, but right now
they're on pace to win twenty three and lose one
hundred and thirty nine games. The record for losses in
the modern era is the White Sox of last year.
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They lost one hundred and twenty one. So the Rockies
are pacing to be worse than the White Sox of
last year. So give me your school of thought on
manager Bud Black. Yeah he's still there, Bud Black's twenty
twenty five Rockies, So on this one quickly.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's the Rockies who should.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Follow the Marine slogan, the mantra of the Marines. Embrace
the suck. Embrace the suck. It is well earned. It
is well earned from ownership on down in Colorado. The
owner doesn't care. Everything's rotten around the Rockies and they're
not even lovable losers. Can you name anyone on the
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rock I know Charlie Blackman's not there anymore. Chris Bryant's hurt.
If I gave you ten thousand dollars for every Rockies
player you could name, how many could you name without looking,
without looking in your phone?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'd make none. I have zero. I have zero.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Troy to Lewitzki, Yeah, Troy to Lewitzky, Trevor Story, Oh
he's with the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Anyway, you get the point. So this will be Colorado's
I did the math on this. This will be Colorado's
seven straight losing season. Congratulations boys, fourth straight season with
ninety plus losses. Good job, third straight year with one
hundred plus losses for the Rockies. And you are what
your record says you are. The Rockies are the worst
pitching staff in baseball. They have an ERA of over five.
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They're thirtieth out of thirty teams, and even though they
play half their games in Coors Field. I say, get
rid of humidor it's not, it doesn't matter, get rid
of the human door. He might as well just play
Arcade Baseball, Bring back the Blake Street Bombers.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Where have you gone? Andres Galarraga and Dante Bichet. Actually
saw Dante Bichet.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
The other day. He's not looking so good. Yeah, we're
all getting older anyway. The Rockies offense is twenty eighth
in baseball, twenty eighth in hitting, twenty eighth in in
all the key stats, runs scored, all that stuff. And
they're traveling. They're not traveling down the yellow brick road.
It's the brown brick road, if you know what I mean.
They're going to Browntown.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Is the Ben Mahler Show. We'll take your calls. Eight
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Fox NFL broadcaster and also he's a Chicago Bulls broadcaster
at mean has picked up a side hustle as a
blank again, Fox NFL broadcaster Adam Amin. He also broadcasts
the Chicago Bulls on local cable TV in Chicago. He
has picked up a side hustle as a blank. That
is the Mallard Ridally love today.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
The answer we'll get to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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A lot of smells of food coming out of the room,
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a Bronco fan. Your comments can and will be used
against you in the court of the Ben Mahlor Show.
(20:13):
Now back to it, well, back to it, and don't
forget coming up later this hour.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
We will have too much or not enough. Also the
Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
We need questions, question eds, questioneds for Lorena. You know
you you need relationship advice. Hashtag Queen of Hearts on
X will also take calls for that hashtag Queen of
Hearts for Loraina.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Get those questions. Do it right now?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
What are you waiting for doing right now? Hashtag Queen
of Hearts. Right, if we don't get enough questions, Ray,
you'll be very upset.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Right, Oh, I would be so upset it'd be sad,
like worse than if a breakup happened.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh, man, be devastating.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
And you know a lot of our listeners, I know
they deal with breakups on a regular basis.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What are you saying. Are you saying that they can't
stay in a relationship? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Know what I'm saying, Is I ever need you know,
help dealing with heartbreak, getting over your ex by getting
under another You can always hit me.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Not not to do yeah for advice, Yes, of course
that's clearly what you were talking about. Everyone understands that.
All right, very good, So too much not enough coming
up in a couple of minutes, and we need a
contestant for that of course as well, if you want
to call up and be a contestant eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
So call up for.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That and time to pay off the mallor Riddle of
the day. Here's the mallor Riddle of the day, Fox
NFL broadcaster Adam of Meat. It's also Chicago Bulls broadcaster
he picked up a side hustle as a blank, A
side hustle as a blank.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
That is the question. What is the answer. Let's see
does anyone in the Mallard militia know the answer?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
We go to the great unwashed here the hoy and
let's see here, Page Dan, let's skip over that one.
Milkman Mike says, A side hustle doing uber eats is
the answer. Working with me cutting grass every morning from
the sawman in Mississippi. Donkey sausage says A restroom attendant,
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Alf the alien old piner, who was very kindnes to
me A very nice couple of hats there for the birthday.
Thank you, Alpha, he says, picked up a side gig
as a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
There you go, very nice. What else do we have?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Page Dan? I like that shirt, can't read that. A
TV extra on the bear from Late Night drug tester
Fergduck says, a fireman to help put out scorched earth.
Charlie's hot takes well. Charlie was on fire. That kid's
got a future. Not in sports radio, but he's got
a future. That kid's got his whole life ahead him.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What else do we have?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Window washer, from Dante. Fortune Cookie writer from Lady Sideburns,
Chris and Kent Washington said Adam Aman became a human
cannonball in the circus. On a side hustle, Clam says
Colorado Rocki's baseball player. Fudgie in Boston says the rat
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at Chuck E Cheese is the answer. BP says Adam
I Mean's side hustle is sorting Lorena's mail that takes
multiple people. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a Harry Carey historian,
Holy cow, what else.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do we have? Poutine taste test or sign me up
for that?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Now?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't think JT the Wingman's going to Vancouver, but
if he does, we'll have to get poutine somewhere there
in the greater Vancouver area multiple locations. Sean in Portland
says skating rinked. DJ Ryan is going with pimp. Deacon
says drag Queen is the answer. Michae Lepper says he's
doing what I do. His side hustle is selling baby oil.
(24:04):
That that's the answer. Backshaver from mad Jack all right, Larae, No,
do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Laray, Yeah, I'm thinking social media influence.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Social media influencer. All right, fine answer, unfortunately incorrect. Fox
NFL broadcaster Adam Amen picked up a side hustle as
a nightclub DJ. Most people that do play by playing
in the NFL do not have a side hustle as
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a nightclub DJ.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Hands and the air, Hands in the air. You over there,
hands in the air.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You are you a DJ?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Yeah, it's my passion.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Okay, all right, if you should do that by wedding
every night here, Ben, that's a good point. But I'm saying,
like you can go out like weddings, bar Mitzvah's birthdays.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You can do the.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Fifteen hundred dollars for two hours of work.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Karen who you don't know, KK who I used to
work with.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
She would occasionally pick up some side gigs and she
was a DJ on the weekend and stuff. If we
had a guy call up who played like youth football
in San Diego and she used to, she'd go to
like their youth football banquet and everyone like loved.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Oh my gosh, I could be the bikini DJ.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I know several people that will definitely pay for your
you know, your DJ and skills.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Let's go to uh let's see who do we have.
That's a blind Scott? I need a can?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Where's my can? Test that eight seven seven ninety nine?
On fucks, I need a contestant for the game show.
We're gonna blow the game show off. I need a contestant.
Call right now, blind Scott and two you.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Can maybe like I have a fan site. I met
two fans earlier tonight. I'm on fetlfem as an es Court.
You have a lot of escorts here that work on
your show over and night ven You in your monologue,
you brought up like how you might be too tired
to go to work. You know, so sometimes I'm too
tired of it work, so I just go I go
to bed. But if you're like an iron worker something
(26:00):
you don't you stop going to work, you'll get replaced.
But like if you're like a truck driver or like
Danny DeVito, like those union trash jobs, you don't have
to go to work all the time there, but you
won't get paid as much. That's such a great union,
that trash guy union. You know what it takes.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Are you taking shots? Are you taking shots of trash man?
Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
We just go to jail for a little while. Here's
it's a Ben Maller recipe. Go to jail, listen to
Ben Mallis a little while, get out, get a Boston
Union trash job. Your whole life has turned around.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Man, those are fighting worse. You want to fight Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You don't want to.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
I'm not talking about you.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Don't want to.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
You don't want to get into You don't want to
get in a fight with the trash man.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You don't, they'll kick your ask on Danny.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I'm not theking about Danny. I'm talking about Mighty Wall,
shot out and house Buddies. The old mayor of Boston.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh, that guy was what a character. He was. Holy,
he was like, there's a cartoon character. That guy.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
He's head of the NHL Players Union. Dude, I mean
this is just a legend. I'm not gonna say it's
one of this. But one time he ESPN had a
story on him, but they couldn't report it. But I mean,
Boston has so much heritage here. It's such a great
toa that Celtics Magic game. It was beautiful. It's so
warm out, dude, I can't get up and down Hanover
Street or Salem Street sometimes because it's blocked. So I'm
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just trying to buy something. So if it's blocked, somebody
take to look at me sometimes and they start making
fun of me. So here's the thing I can't see.
I can't get by the person's making fun of me.
I have to concentrate it. You know. It's so stupid
because nobody's gonna do anything around here, but a lot
of the people they don't know who I am. So
I wanted to be like, yeah, you seriously make a
fun of me. Like the guy was going to be sir.
(27:33):
Well first he goes man, ma'am and then he realized,
oh no, he goes no, sir, and he was really
angry at me, telling me I was vandalizing these bricks.
I was hitting my canes on the bricks. I mean,
this stuff is just insane.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know, how do you vandalize bricks? I don't think
you can bricks.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
My friend told me the other day, it's sure reaction
that you give to people.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Because yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
If you stop overreacting, people will not be as big
as a hole, you know, you know, they just want
to react. A lot of people are like that they're losers.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
They want to reaction.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Dude, like that Leprecaun guy. He brought that guitar on
his colleague one day. He's like, you take a call.
He's like you can't already say He's like a cut
and pay by, you know, like we got the craziest calling.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Hold on a sec here, Mike the Lepergun.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Your thoughts on Blind Scott's commentary, Mike the Leprechaun, it's insulting.
It's insulting, all right, Blind Scott. He feels insulted, Blind Scott.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, we got we got stuck with this leprechaunk guy
Boston was like White Bulcher. They were given Northern Ireland
all those guns at times, and then they said, oh,
you're gonna take Mike the Leprechaun off our hands because
we're stick of the guy.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
All right, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
On one final thought, Mike anything well to be passively honest.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
I know mar he personally he's from the same region
as Iron.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So okay there, all right, let's we'll get back to
those two knuckles.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Here we go hit that button right that game show,
Game show, Game Show, Game Show, Get show?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Is it too much, not enough enough?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Already?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Time now to play the Game's welcome and we have
three options now, all right, we have a door number one,
door number two, or door number three. The Lorraine picked
door number one, door number two, d number three numbers
really interesting?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Well you have picked Nick in Berkeley who called back
to play the game.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hello, Neck, you have been picked by Lorraina to play
the game.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
All right, don't let us know the Here we go,
uh three, We'll ask a bunch of questions.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All the answers are either too much or not enough?
Are you ready? Nick and Berkeley? Okay? Question number one?
You get three right to win the game.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Jamal Murray now has the most forty point playoff games
in Nugget's history, with eight of them.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Just too much? Is he right? Yeah? Too much?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Murray now has six forty point games in his career,
all in the playoffs, which is still good for the
in Nuggets playoff history.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right, Question number two.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
The Boston Celtics have won twelve straight playoff games when
Jalen Brown scores twenty or more points?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Is that too much? Or not enough?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
All right, Nick, and Berkeley says not enough? Is he right? Right? Again?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Right again?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Now that is correct.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
The Celtics have won sixteen straight playoff games when Jalen
Brown scores at least twenty So you're two and oh
you're doing very good here, Nick, right, this is calm down,
cal rolly. The big Dumper just became the fifth catcher
ever to have ten or more home runs in their
team's first twenty eight games.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Is that too much or not enough? It's too much?
Let's see you? Is he right now? The streak against
not enough?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
He's the seventh catcher to do it, joining Gabby hard Heartnnitt,
Roy Campanella, Yogi Berra, Johnny Bench, Pad Rodriguez, and someone
named John Buck.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay, I haven't no idea who that is. I don't know.
It happened in twenty thirteen here really, yeah, John Buck? Okay?
Do you see where Mike Piazza is living now? So
moved to Italy? That really has he raising his kids
in inter Yeah? All right? Uh, well he's got he's
got the money. All right.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Here we are question four. There are currently only nine
teams in the American League with a run differential above zero.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
This is for the win?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Nick, is that too much or not enough? He says
not enough. Let's find out it's actually too it's actually
too much. The game's not over come down. There are
only seven teams with a positive run differential. So the
answer was too much.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
It comes down to this question five, Nick and Berkeley.
This is game seven. This is the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
This is the final game of the college basketball tournament.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
This is it. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Question five?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
There were eighteen tight ends selected in the twenty twenty
five NFL draft. Is that too much or not enough
for the win?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
He says too much? Let's find out that's a what
you all right?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Very good, good job by you, Nick, Thank you sir.
You got a golden ticket and use that when you want.
We are going to have too much, Well we just
had too much enough. So we're gonna have the Queen
of Hearts with Lorraina. Get those questions in for love.
We'll find out about that. Get those questions in hashtag
Queen of Hearts. Hashtag Queen of Hearts on X you
want to call up and talk on the radio with Lorena,
(32:53):
you can do that as well. And it's a tourse segment.
I'm gonna take take a time out. I'll be back
in about half an hour. You can see Hell Little
Arena and call up eight seven seven ninety nine on
Fox The Queen of Hearts with all ray We'll get
to it.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bell
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Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's other Boss, Good Little Rain at ten clean up Hearts,
going to help.
Speaker 7 (34:01):
You get Rye, gear Rye to night, gear right to night.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Dear Rye.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
You heard the man.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
It's time for love. Here on the Ben Mallers show.
One of my favorite times of the week.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What's your other favorite time of the week is ah?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
I would say when I beat people on being smarter
than everyone else, But it.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Doesn't happen that often.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
It doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm just saying, just pointing that out. You mean to me,
I'm not who do you think you are?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Bill Miller?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
No, definitely not nothing like Bill Miller. Yeah, all right,
let's get to it. You ready for the questions.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
You're ready for the questions? All right? Very nice?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Truck stop fungus rights and says, how do I inform
my wife that she needs to have her back waxed
without her divorcing?
Speaker 7 (34:59):
Oh gosh, know, you can.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Make it playful. So pull on her hair, just like
when you're cuddling. Just pull on one single hair, you know,
and then she'll get the idea. It'll be like we
make make Chewbacca.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Noises, you know, all.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Sorts of things make it fun.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Everyone has issues. Everyone has things that they're not you
know that you don't like.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, well, usually whatever you have, you you think the
other people are better than you whatever, you know?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Anyway, all right?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Ferg Dog writes and says, what is the best way
to demonstrate platonic love for a man I really admire
in my life? This is a little creepy. It's a
little bit rub his back. No, that's not a good answer.
Rub his back, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Not long and hard.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
But something tells me that whoever for dog's talking about
prefers foot rubs, they was talking about feet.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Now maybe I don't think so. If you want your
feet licked, that's fine.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
That is your kink. That is your kink.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
There's no kinks that are wrong, except for the ones
that involve dead people.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
This is a very controversial one from a nailed Hey
Seuss or something like that, says, if you can't get
a girlfriend, should you just become the girlfriend instead?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's very controversial. Don't you see that a lot?
Speaker 7 (36:21):
You know where women marry themselves?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh do they?
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's this. We have some calls for you.
Want to your call?
Speaker 7 (36:28):
I would love to, all right.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Anonymous Mike is somewhere in the Boston area. Hello, Anonymous Mike.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Welcome, Hey, how's it going, guys?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Welcome, We've seen better days. What's up?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
So, Loraina? If I was like for instance, really good
at sex. Should I just save that for one girl
or try to spread it out?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
He's got a gift, Florinda, the guys in his head,
he's got a gift.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
See that's the thing. Is it just in your head
or is this actual fact? Because yeah, if you're young
and like you think, you know, you have a long sexual,
lustrous life ahead of you, keep.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Down that path, that's what.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
Yeah, you know, because I'm just saying, like, I've been
with a girl for a while and she's like happy
all the time.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But are you happy?
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Ladies?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah? He really want to get back to the women, Loraina,
He's really worried about the women.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
You know what, if you need what you need, you
need what you need.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
All right, thanks for the advice.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
The seed such a big stud advice.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
But that's cool, all right, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
A big stud there, and he took a shot at you.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Then you can put all that lust towards one lady.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
All right. Hollering James is on. Hello, James, say a
little arena.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
He arena. How are you doing, your friend?
Speaker 7 (37:52):
You know what, I'm good, I'm good. What's up?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
James?
Speaker 9 (37:57):
I want to rekindle the fire between me and I'm
not getting no calls. I'm not getting no character letters,
not no gifts. You know, I'm just wondering what can
I do to rekindle the flame between me and s Monttana. I.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Well, the straight idea is to call the radio show
and say this on the ear that we're really That
will get the job done.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
I think you should do radio poetry.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
Maybe I should give her a golden taking it.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Maybe you've giving her a few and she hasn't used
them yet.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Stuck in Sacramento rights since, says Lorena, I finally went
on a date with my very own tech queen.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Question, why do you think she punched me and ran
out when we were making whoopee?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
When I asked her if she wanted to role play
with me being a leprechaun and her trying to find
my pot of gold?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
I would have run away right way earlier than that.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
All right, quickly, JT. The wing Man says, what is
the best way to say I'm sorry to a woman
I love?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Ooh oh gosh, deliciousness, deliciousness and pampering. Pampering easy always,
but start with food first, because grumpy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Food chocolate possibly chocolate
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Yes, always melted all right, eh,
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