June 5, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Saquon Barkley saying that when he retires it will be out of nowhere like Barry Sanders, Derek Carr saying he left $30m on the table not wanting to take the Saints money without playing, a path for Shedeur Sanders to end up QB1 for the Browns, #AskBen, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh maha, oh maha, omaha.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumb bir three, our number three. And we
start out in the champions Den, the Nest of the Birds,
where Sequon Barkley says he's a running back for the Eagles.
He says when he retires, it will probably be out
of nowhere, a shocker like Barry Sanders. Should the Eagles
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be worried that Saquon Barkley is talking about retirement and
how he's going to fade away. No, he's not gonna
fit awa, He's just gonna disappear. Also, Derek Carr says
he left thirty million on the table, not wanting to
take the Saints' money without playing.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Does that make sense? We'll discuss that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And Cleveland there are reports they hit that there's a
path where Shadur Sanders ends up as QB number onaen
for the Browns. Your thoughts on that, all of it.
It's nerve wracking, it's money in the bank, it's our
number three and here it is.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it a bird brain move? Well?
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for the Birds over the team from Cannsa City.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So this is the time the dribs and drabs of June.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
OTA's not training camp, not training camp, just the OTAs
with that as the the reigning king of running backs
toa Kwan, Barkley is cranking up the drama. O rama,
that's right, and not exactly the good vibrations per se
or have you heard this or not?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Perhaps not, perhaps not?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But the man that put the eagles on his back
and carried them across the finish line, so quad.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Barkley says that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
When he retires, it will be a sudden shocker of
a decision. People will be gobsmacked, they'll be surprised appearing
on some podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who knows which one, there's a million of them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Barkley recently was asked whether or not he'll retire when
he's still playing at his highest level, and he answered
by saying that he could retire sooner than people think.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The plot thickens. Quote. I'll probably be one of those
guys that will be out of nowhere, Barkley said.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'll probably just wake up one day, whether it's next
year or two years or four years, and just be like, yeah,
it's over. Barkley said he compared his own situation to
that of the iconic Iconic Lions. Hall of Fame running
back Barry Sanders. So let us discuss. Now, if you're
old enough to remember Barry Sanders, you know that he
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quit in the middle of his prime and said I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
S Kwon Barkley says that when he retires, it'll probably
be out of nowhere. Be like Barry Sanders. Should the
Eagles and should Eagle fans be worried? So I've got
Harry kirkland Brand and Stephen King, and we.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Will preach to deaf ears, is what we're going to do.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So, first of all, it is interesting to note that
one of the reasons that Barry Sanders left the Lions
is because the Lions sucked and there was no hope.
And he actually is I remember the story, wanted to
play for another NFL team. The Lions were like, no,
you're either going to play for us, I'm not gonna
play it, and he said, okay, I'm out, see you later.
I'll do the boogie woogie and I'll go away. So
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the Eagles, maybe I'm wrong on this. I do think
they won the Super Bowl. I do believe every year
they have a pretty good team that wins ten eleven
twelve games pretty much year after year. So my reaction
to the question should the Eagles be worried is yes,
it is off putting. It's a sketchy move by Sequon
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Barkley because what you're talking about is a a hairy situation,
or go Harry Houdini, because Barkley is basically saying, yeah,
you know, when I retire, I'm gonna screw over the team,
right and you're not gonna see it coming.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
No one's gonna see it coming. Like one day.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's abra cadabra, hocus pocus proof just like that, and
I'll vanish into thin air.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And that is a red flag.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Right now, if you dig a little deeper, dig a
little deeper, you're still enjoying the dopamine hit from the
super Bowl, the hangover, the super Bowl hangover, and now
you're already talking about I am going to retire, and
when I retire, I am going to f over my employer. Now,
it must be nice to have so much money that
you can just say, oh maybe next year of the
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year after I'll just wake up and quit. Most people,
most people.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Can't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's not normal, right, that's not normal.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's also not normal that a top tier running back
would say.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
This that you know they still got gas left in
the tank and all that. Now, is it true?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Is it true that that's what you say when you're
already halfway out the door, meaning you're already planning your
nice exotic life living on a beach somewhere, living the
good life and not having to worry about practice and
staying in shape and all that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now, part of this does smell like.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A social media power play, power play, power play. Right,
it's business move, It's all about the brand and all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And there's there's a bit of mystery, right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And in show business they talk about leave the audience
wanting more, right, leave them wanting more.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And it's very important.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's like he's said, when I retire, when I hang
them up, and I'm going to be mysterious. It's like
Barry Sanders. Now, Sanders was thirty years old when he
quit on the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
He was a quitter. Barkley is twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So is he going to model himself completely after Barry Sanders?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And in two years that's it. I'm out. Clip and
save clip and save clip and save clip and save now.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Secondly to the buy you bugaaloo we go, and that
is where following up a story from the last month.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
The former.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
NFL quarterback who was always great to bet on when
you'd bet against him when he played in a cold
weather game or played against a halfway decent opponent in
a high leverage situation, because he would always ride the
vomit comment. We're talking about Derek Carr, and Derek Carr
pumped his chest out, walked around like a rooster, saying
that he left thirty million dollars that was his money,
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thirty million dollars on the table because he did not
want to take the Saints'.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Money without playing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He didn't want to have the surgery, and he I
just can't take the money. Does this make sense? Does
it make sense? So it's hard to believe that this
is actually what happened. I'm skeptical and I did a
double check. I did a quick dive on the internet.
I said, well, he played in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And you know, even though.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
They have those red kettles, it's not the Salvation Army,
it's not goodwill. And I'm pretty sure that the NFL
is filled with owners who treat players like Kirkland brand
toilet paper. You flush and then well, you wipe and
then you flush. You flush after you you're supposed to wipe,
and then you flush. And this guy, Derek Carr, who
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made millions and millions in the NFL, suddenly has this
this anscience and he can't take the money, of course, decide.
Alternative reality to this is that he gave up thirty million.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
The Saint still gave him ten million dollars as.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A parting gift, and he was a terrible quarterback in
New Orleans outside of those two glorious days to begin
the season last year. The level of stupidity, though, is
rather breathtaking. If that's what he actually did, what he
says he did, he actually did that he's worried about
taking money for not playing a noble nonsense.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's not Sunday School we're talking about it. It's the
NFL and a.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Multi billion dollar conglomerate, and we're supposed to believe that
he did this as an act of honor.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, riddle me, riddle me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
A skeptic batman, right, a little skeptical. Yeah, Now, if
you do what honor, I would sign up for the
military and the Army, the Marines, the coast Guard, well
maybe not the Coastguard, but signed up for the military, right, Air.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Force, Space Force. I guess they still have all right,
final fault. So Cleveland, we go down to Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
There are reports bubbling up, bubbling up out of Cleveland
that there is a path, there is a path to
salvation in Football Nation, that shau Dur Sanders, the man rejected, rejected,
was supposed to be a Day one pick, was supposed
to be a top ten pick, and he wasn't drafted
in didn't get drafted the second round, at the third round,
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and et cetera, it was a Day three pick. Should
her Sanders that there is a path, a path where
he ends up QB one for the Browns in twenty
twenty five. Your thoughts on that? So I believe in
the multiverse. I am believe in the multi verse. This
is a timeless NFL storyline for the month of June.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, that's the month through it. I know it's the
month round. I'm just pointing this out him. I'm highlighting it.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I've got a marker, I'm highlight, I'm underline.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I've got a yellow marker. I'm Highland.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So rookie quarterback has path to QB one for team
that does not have starting quarterback. Well, that's your shocker. Now,
are we talking about a franchise savior. No, this is
just the next chapter in a new Stephen King Cleveland
Quarterback horror novel.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
He's working on that right now at some Shock and Maine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
He's sending out woke propaganda like we've read this book before.
We've read the horror book before. It's being republished. Young
flashy quarterback shows up in Cleveland with a suitcase full
of money and bling bling, and by Thanksgiving he's trying
to remember how many fingers he has and how many
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toes he has. It's like putting a nice Model three
Tesla into a demolition dirt because you would argue that
Shadur Sanders, he's not driving a Model three Tesla. No, No,
he's got some car worth more than that's that's for sure.
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through the overnight hours, and then if.
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right now. We also had the Stanley.
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Cup Final, which started game number one to the team
from all coda. You think there's a coincidence that Malart
meet and greet is in Canada. I know it was
over in Vancouver and then a Canadian team wins game one.
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Those things related, is there? I don't know, is there
a connection? Who knows? Anyway? That happened last night?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
NBA Finals get going tonight for these seven people that
are excited about that, so enjoy that. A lot of
reaction to a call from supermarket Steve we had at
the end.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Of the previous hour.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And there is a conspiracy theory being spread by Robbie
the Mariner fan who says keg drinking Steve is not
actually a rampaging drunk. He's called into all their shows
and he mentioned Bernie's name on the weekends and referred
to himself as Steve in Missouri.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He sounded sober and said he was a lawyer. His
act is funny though from Robbie the Mariner fan.
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Alex the Cynical in the Den of Iniquity in Houston
says this bouncy ball talk needs to stop. Pickle ball
needs to hurry up in popularity and surpass Diva Ball
already start talking e sports. Ben the audience like Vicky
will not fall asleep. We don't know that Vicky was
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falling asleep. It's possible that she had a medical emergency
and could not stay on hold. It's conceivable that something
else happened. So normally, when you fall asleep, you hear
some heavy breathing, some sighing, some snoring. We didn't get
any of that. It was just a weird background noise situation.
All right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show, and we'll
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for the Mallor.
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Really Love Today. And here's the Malor Really Love Today,
And here we go.
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Celebrity attorney James Sexton is offering free blank to the
entire twenty twenty five NFL Draft class. Again a celebrity attorney,
which I've never heard of, by the way, this guy,
he's promoted as a celebrity attorney. And if I don't
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know who you are, and I talk about attorneys all
the time who are involved in sports cases.
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But I digress. I digress.
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So the Mallor riddle of day, celebrity attorney James Sexton
is offering free blank to the entire twenty twenty five
NFL Draft class. That is the mallor really love today
the answer. We'll get to it and we will.
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Do it.
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Back to it, Back to it, and time now for
the malor Riddle of the day. The malor Riddle of
the day.
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This is where we solicit answers from people who have
all the answers and the riddle. Celebrity attorney James Sexton
is offering free blank to the entire twenty twenty five
NFL Draft class. The answer momentarily here to the malor
Riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know the
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answer to the mallar Riddle of the day? Andy and
Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says the answer is he's offering them
a get out of jail free cart.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well, that would be nice. King Roy says, et finger light.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think that's a multiple use item there, King Roy,
depending on what you're into. Free toast sucking from ferg Dog,
late night drug testa says, free chuck wagon rides.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's his answer. Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Free stinky foot cheese from Lady Sideburns. The freaks are
out tonight. The freaks are out tonight. What else do
we have?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Alf said he offered them free boner pills, that that
was what he gave out. Free popcorn from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
Free neck braces and crutches from Tom with every good
ambulance chasing attorney needs to do. Kebo the Wisconsint fan
got it right. Obviously cheating, obviously cheating basity Tony says
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the answer to the riddle. He's offering free tam O'shantner
hats for life, free booty babes.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
From courtesy Flusher. Who else?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hawk to crypto coins from our buddy Rob in Minnesota.
Who knows where all the good delis are in Minnesota? Rob,
you gotta give him that hawk? There you go, whatever,
she's still got her podcast hawk tool. Yes, she's back now,
really okay, one of the great one hit wonders of
our time there and she's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
What a way to become famous.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Mark in Queens via Arlington says the answer is attorney's
offering fifty percent off and a get out of Joe
free card. That's his answer. Free fold guy, you gotta
have a fall guy from Tom the Plumber, Gummy bears
from Johnny Q.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hugh listening on the five says free tickets to get
out of.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Let me clean this up for you, get out of
the wrong side of the tracks. As I think what
he meant to say, Mike the Leprechaun said he offered
free lifetime supply of Crispy Kream donuts, free oil change
was guessed by this guy. All right, that's enough, Lorraine.
Do you have an answer? Loraina and the Malay rid
of the day. Celebrity attorney James Sexton offering free blank
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to the entire twenty twenty five NFL draft class.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I think Caine's chicken strips, Ben, that.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Would be very nice to do that. Those are a
wonderful item. Unfortunately it is incorrect. Celebrity attorney James sections
offering free pre nuptial agreements to the entire.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Twenty twenty five NFL draft class.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
This a reaction to Travis Hunter, who hitched his wagon
and is in wedded bliss and did not have a
pre nuptial agreement.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
So this orney who, oh, by the way, is a.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Attorney who specializes in that's right, specializes in being a
relationship meaning a divorce attorney.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's his his claim to fame. So very very exciting,
I know, all right. Anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I love driving into the main studio because I can
count the ambulance chasing billboards. There is nowhere that I
have been to that has more ambulance chasing attorneys than
Los Angeles. I've traveled a lot, been to a lot
of different places. I have never seen anything. It is
every billboard everywhere you go. They've got the motorcycle billboard
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with the bird on it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They've got the what do they got? The who hurt you?
Which is one of my favorite.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I love that one because it was like, do you
mean physically or emotionally?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I like, there's a guy on on I five when
you're coming to the commerce casino who's he has not
aged he does like he's the guy that if you
speak Spanish and get into.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
An accident and you want to get a little money,
you call him.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That's he's got that market cornered. Man, they're just so entertaining.
I just I love ambulance chasing billboards. Let's get back
to the calls.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
And who do we have here? Eeny meany miny moe.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Pick a caller, buy their name, and let's say hello to.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Do we have you? Let's go to jeff in Sack
Grubb and two, what's going on? Jeff welcome?
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Hey, not a whole lot?
Speaker 7 (21:32):
How you doing today tonight? Whatever?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
If I was any better, I would be a king,
but not a Sacramento king because they traded Fyreus Halliburton
and he's now in the NBA finals.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
That's why the Pacers are going to win the finals.
The Kings are notorious for trading white players and they
win the finals of next year. It's been what at
ten or fifteen, they were an art be here in
the chronicle.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
And at the time, and now, if I remember correctly,
didn't they decide they want to keep the Aaron Fox.
They had two point guards. They picked the Aaron Fox
over Halliburton, and then a year later they got rid of.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
The Aaron Fox. Is that correct? I believe I'm accurate.
Is that accurate.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah, they got rid of Aaron Deret Fox, but I
can't remember if they picked somebody else. Yeah, it was
Aaron Fox to get rid of, and they brought him back.
They don't know what the hell.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
They're doing at all.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
They built a new arena downtown. They got the purple lights.
He goes in the sky, what to do? What are
you gonna do with it? Championships?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's well, that is they're really poisoning the sky with
that purple light. They're light poison.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well, at least your your own. Your owner's got a
lot of money. He's like, you know, tech guy and
all that.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Doesn't know what he's doing, but uh, you know, he's
he knows.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
How to build lasers.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I guess, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, there you go, get a nice pupyrazer. All right, well,
thank you, Bud. All right, all right, go there you go.
All right, let's say hello to uh what do we
have here?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh Tony, get the dumb button ready, our buddy Tony
in the Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Hello, Tony, Hey man.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I went to the donut shop the other day and
I see two cop cars in the parking lot. And
when I go inside, the donut shop, the cops are
at the counter, and so I walked to, you know,
get behind him, and I could see out of my
I don't know if this is a correct word peripheral vision,
that the cop that was in front nodded at me,
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but since I was looking towards where I was walking,
I ignored him. And then as I keep walking, the
guy behind him the cop does the same thing, and
since my you know, I was looking at where I
was going, I pretty much ignored him again and just
stood behind him in line. So then the Vozo's pro
turned around and nod at me because I'm standing right
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behind him. So because I'm there, I nod at him.
And then afterwards I get my coffee and I get
to the car, and I kind of laughed at myself
because I was thinking, what the fuck are you guys
looking at?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
What great story?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, it's good. So I like the ending.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So like, if you got to go to a donut
shop to get coffee, you got to get a donut too.
You can go chinkle into a donut shop and not
get a donut, Like, what's the point of that. Like
in Vancouver there was a donut shop. Everyone was like,
you gotta go this donut shop. It's the most amazing
donut shop.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
In the world. It's like it was good. You know,
it's nice and it was the.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Greatest donut shop. The markup on the donuts there, I
was like, oh much, but and then he had the
twenty seven percent discount because of the currency change.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Anyway, let's see who is next. It is the Ben
Mahlor Show. We are hanging out with you.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Let's go to the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Toad old fan in Colorado. Hello, total fan, Hey Ben,
how's the going.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
When is the parade for the Rockies they've now won
three in a row? And when is the mo when
of the Marlins hearing someone they got Marlins?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Have to fire someone.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
If you lose to the worst team in the history
of baseball three in a row, someone has to be fired.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Hey, you know something else besides that. You know, from
what I understand, the attendance to that game was counted
in like about four hundred five hundred people. Anyway, you
know what I originally called up for, you know, going
last hour and you're talking about password and you know
the photos, you know, and as far as you know,
(25:32):
when when the question pops up, Are you a robot?
You know, the situation with your password as far as letters, numbers, symbols.
Remember that's all for your convenience.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yes, it's all all very important and uh, of course
completely useless because with AI now you can likely get
any password you want.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It can't be that hard.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
If you just type a few things into one of
these AI apps, they'll tell you they'll write a whole
freaking uh book report. You know, there are ten pages
you type in five where they can get everyone's pass word.
There's nothing hiding, you can't hide anything.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Uh yeah, I agree, Yeah, oh yeah, social media in
the whole shot. Yeah, it's uh, you know, the the
internet is a valuable tool when used correctly, when it's
working properly, but mainly use correctly unscortable as people aren't
trying unscrewed thelous things.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Uh yeah, well, I think what you're saying is it's
much like the laws.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Laws are made for people who follow laws, but people
that don't.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You're not stopping people that don't follow the law because
they don't follow the law. So it doesn't matter how
many laws you have, because there's people that just do
whatever the f they want.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They don't care, and they're in their own world, and
so it's a big one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, they don't follow the rules and regulations. Yeah a
lot means nothing, you know, if they're not abliged. But sure,
what do you want to talk about? Sports clothes? We
can talk, We can talk, all.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Right, all right, all right? Uh, you know what I
want to talk about. Let's talk about talk radio etiquette.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay, let's talk about if you have nothing to say,
you don't call in. How about that? I have plenty
of conding. I don't know if you realize I have
no life. I spend my entire day getting ready for
the stupid radio show. I have no life, Okay, I
have I don't need to take a single call. I
can talk the entire four hours and just sit here
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And that's it. I don't need it to go.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I want someone who a here's what a good Let
me go to blind Scott, Blind Scott, can you explain
what a good talk radio caller is? Blind Scott in Boston,
Please please.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
So I come from the Botto market. I grew up
with Peter Hartman, my father, who is a softball coach.
Job He used to call out Mike and the Mad Dog.
He was one of the original sports radio colleagues. When
you call the show, you're prepared. You have three points motyc.
You have one point though that you can get over
on the host and then you so you talk and
then the host talks. So like I would say, like,
(28:07):
you know what, that was pretty cool, how Scott Zola,
I've played our audio on the air on the on
the Zoe and Bertran show. That's a pretty big deal.
That's a big Patriots Network show. And then Ben would
comment about it. He'd be like, oh, yeah, you know,
I think they misunderstood me. Uh you know, I said
this and that and the other thing. And I say,
you know, Ben, well, either way it was. You know,
you're a national radio radio show. You're you're getting a
(28:28):
lot of press from what you're saying. You work really
hard on these monologus. You know, you got to talk
for twenty minutes straight. You have to be able to
reach an audience. Like you gave a point about Doris
Burke in the second hour to a very narrow audience
that was awake in the middle of the night, and
you hit that audience and everybody responded to it. That
was magical. That was an example of a good sports
(28:49):
radio point. You don't call up a sports radio show,
you don't not have your phone ready, you don't say,
you know, Ben, what's good? And then you don't say, Joe, Ben,
what do you want to talk about? You want to
talk about sports? You're wasting Ben's time.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Here.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Here's the thing about Ben. Ben is a professional radio guy.
There's a lot of other radio people listening in the
radio industry that know Ben. They know Ben's good at radio,
and then they hear these clowns take Ben, take these
clown phone calls, and then they don't take phone calls
on their shows because they think all sports radio phone
calls are idiots. You know, but that's not true, because
if you live in a sports radio market where there's
(29:24):
real sports teams, where people are real sports fans, they
actually call up and have good points. In the Boston
market during the drive times, I can't even get on
the air because some of the calls are so hot
and I am not the hottest sports taker in all
of Boston. I just have been trained, and I am
accustomed to calling sports radio shows and I want to
get on the air and I have a lot of
(29:45):
hot takes, and I love the back and forth that
it causes on social media, and I like the reaction.
And the only reason why I'm getting that reaction is
because I'm hitting people where it hurts in different markets
all across the United States, and they're emailing Ben and
they're losing their mind and I'm all just doing radio stick.
And then when I hang up the phone, I ride
my exercise bike, I listened to an audiobook. I just relaxed,
(30:07):
and that's all it is.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
You know, Yeah, got and you've learned not to ever
take a breath, so you just keep talking.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That's a key. And I take a breath the host
of talk, and then they'll hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
So I was getting some emails from some Zoe fanboys
in Boston, and some of them are crossover listeners, like
they listened to this show and they listened to Zoe
and Boston.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So and I wrote back this one guy.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
There were a couple of people that wrote me, and
I wrote back to one of them and because I'm
always amazed by like the people that have to send
a message and say I I used to listen to
your show, but I'll never listen to your show again.
It's like I used to eat at the cheesecake factory,
but I'm not going to eat there ever again. You
go into announce to the manager at the cheesecake factory,
(30:50):
I'm not eating there again. So I wrote back to
a couple of people. I said, you know, I appreciate
you reaching out to me, and you know, for listening
and all that very kind, and I said, unfortunately, what.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I do here is I do talk radio.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I don't work at an airport, and so you don't
need to announce your departure from the show because I
don't work.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I mean, I've been just doing a show. That's it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
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Speaker 2 (32:51):
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Let's get to the reading of the questions.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
In Cool, the King, Rory would like to know would
you rather go skinny dipping or streaking?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, obviously skinny dipping because the water will cover you know,
a lot there, so that would be the move.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I mean, let's go streaking. I that's good, you know
Will Ferrell movie. That's that's solid. But go ahead the
skinny dipping thing, why not?
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Lorraina, Oh, this is hard because you know, I'm not
a big fan of the water.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
And it's cold, and don't you always talk about how
you love the summer and the beginning.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yes, I love the bikinis, but I don't get in
the water.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
So you're like being near water get.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Away, Yes, on the sand.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Just like you just want people to look at you
on the beach.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Probably might just streak, yeah, but I'm I probably wouldn't
run swift.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Walk like a slow Okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I think I got to go with the skinny dipping.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, because it's usually people that skinny dip.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
There's not a lot of people around when they're doing it.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
You mean like warm water though, right.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Well, if you're underwater I use it, you know, Yeah,
maybe a towel when you get.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Out, you know, and like I don't like I don't
like running, and like things just move more when you're running.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
And that's.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Wasn't there somebody that ran on the on the dodge
at the Dodger game? There was not a streaker, But
do we still have streakers? There used to be streakers
that would.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Run on this to No.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
There was a woman where I was a kid, very
famous named more Danda, the Kissing Bandit.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
And yeah, he's like probably eighty. Now, all right, what's next?
What do we have here?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Al Alien, I've heard of him. High Alf wants to.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Know traditional birthday cake or ice cream cake.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I've had both.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
As I have preached from the bully pulpit for many,
many years, the most important thing about the cake is
the fast. I'm fine with ice cream cake, although there's
the waiting process. I don't like waiting for it. You
have to leave it out. You need it too soon,
it's not right. But if you wait too long, it sucks.
There's that sweet spot with ice cream cake where it's
just amazing, and if you don't get it right, you've
(35:15):
ruined the entire experience. So I guess on that respect,
I'll go with the cake, the regular cake with the
frosting in the middle. I'd like two layers of frosting
in addition to the outside frosting.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Lorraina, I'm an.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Ice cream cake type of girl.
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Sometimes regular cake it gets me a stomach ache.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
I'll get nauseous.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
It makes no sense because there's more content in the
ice cream cake.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You have ice cream, you have cake, you have the frosting.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Doesn't make sense, right, No, yeah, I think that's maybe
right ahead, Yeah, it might be or your stomach all right,
I gotta go with regular cake. I just thought I
like a moist cake, and ice cream cake is never moist.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
There are some people that are by the word moist.
They don't like that word. I think that's a troubling word.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I don't care. What is next here? It's asked, Ben,
your questions are answers.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
FIRG Dog says, can you whistle? Please demonstrate?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
So I pointed out, I can whistle, but I can
only whistle blowing air in, not out.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And that was only me No no yet, wow, yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
But the problems you're limited because you can only take
so much air in and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Alf lorena. Yes, I demonstration. Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
That was.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
The first one was to be blowing in. The second
one was to be blown out, so I can go
in the back out one.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, I can't even get.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Any sound when.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
It's also called issues when I played the flute.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
So I can understand there, All right.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Uh cool, I can normal whistle.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Show off, but I can't do that like fancy like
finger whistle that like oh yeah, it didn't seem to
be able to do.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
It when you call a dog.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, that's a boss move.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
My grandfather, he one of my gir He knew. He
was like the man's man when he came to whistling. Yeah,
he was the boss dud. He knew. He knew every way.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
He was a multi whistle player because he could. He
could whistle with his fingers, he could whistle blowing in,
he could whistle blowing out.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
He was the king of all whistling.
Speaker 9 (37:41):
I had like my friend growing up, I'm one of
my best friends. His dad could do a super loud
whistle with like his the two fingers in his mouth
and that was like anywhere, like you could hear it
from like, you know, a mile away, and then the
kids would come like come running.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Awesome. Yeah remember that song, the whistle song, which was
a double and whistle while you work.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, you might have met something else.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
All right, what's next here? And ask Ben? Your questions
are answers.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
There's another question from King Ry.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
He wants to know did your parents ever hang a
report card or a test of yours on the refrigerator?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Well, obviously not one that was good.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
You know, you gotta do better, Lorena.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yeah, I feel like my mom would do that, especially
like colors and stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, all right, cool.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
My mom was the same. She would put up the
bad progress support. It's like, look, how terrible you are?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Better?
Speaker 9 (38:39):
The family Dame Donkey sausage, real quick, favorite flavor of
potato chips.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh, I mean you can't salt and pepper's basically, but
I mean you can't go wrong with potatoes, Lorena.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Oh, that's so also sound cream and on you are yours?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
They're all good.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
The cattle, how do you you can't have a potato chip?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Potato chip, It's wonderful. It's delivery vehicle
Oh maha, oh maha, omaha.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumb bir three, our number three. And we
start out in the champions Den, the Nest of the Birds,
where Sequon Barkley says he's a running back for the Eagles.
He says when he retires, it will probably be out
of nowhere, a shocker like Barry Sanders. Should the Eagles
(00:24):
be worried that Saquon Barkley is talking about retirement and
how he's going to fade away. No, he's not gonna
fit awa, He's just gonna disappear. Also, Derek Carr says
he left thirty million on the table, not wanting to
take the Saints' money without playing.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Does that make sense? We'll discuss that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And Cleveland there are reports they hit that there's a
path where Shadur Sanders ends up as QB number onaen
for the Browns. Your thoughts on that, all of it.
It's nerve wracking, it's money in the bank, it's our
number three and here it is.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it a bird brain move? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
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Mahlor Show.
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of Champions the Delaware Valley and past the Cheese State Grandma.
As the afterglow continues to shine off that Lombardy Trophy,
the Big Lombardi Trophy back in February, a monster mash
for the Birds over the team from Cannsa City.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So this is the time the dribs and drabs of June.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
OTA's not training camp, not training camp, just the OTAs
with that as the the reigning king of running backs
toa Kwan, Barkley is cranking up the drama. O rama,
that's right, and not exactly the good vibrations per se
or have you heard this or not?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Perhaps not, perhaps not?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But the man that put the eagles on his back
and carried them across the finish line, so quad.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Barkley says that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
When he retires, it will be a sudden shocker of
a decision. People will be gobsmacked, they'll be surprised appearing
on some podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who knows which one, there's a million of them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Barkley recently was asked whether or not he'll retire when
he's still playing at his highest level, and he answered
by saying that he could retire sooner than people think.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The plot thickens. Quote. I'll probably be one of those
guys that will be out of nowhere, Barkley said.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'll probably just wake up one day, whether it's next
year or two years or four years, and just be like, yeah,
it's over. Barkley said he compared his own situation to
that of the iconic Iconic Lions. Hall of Fame running
back Barry Sanders. So let us discuss. Now, if you're
old enough to remember Barry Sanders, you know that he
(04:17):
quit in the middle of his prime and said I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
S Kwon Barkley says that when he retires, it'll probably
be out of nowhere. Be like Barry Sanders. Should the
Eagles and should Eagle fans be worried? So I've got
Harry kirkland Brand and Stephen King, and we.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Will preach to deaf ears, is what we're going to do.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So, first of all, it is interesting to note that
one of the reasons that Barry Sanders left the Lions
is because the Lions sucked and there was no hope.
And he actually is I remember the story, wanted to
play for another NFL team. The Lions were like, no,
you're either going to play for us, I'm not gonna
play it, and he said, okay, I'm out, see you later.
I'll do the boogie woogie and I'll go away. So
(05:05):
the Eagles, maybe I'm wrong on this. I do think
they won the Super Bowl. I do believe every year
they have a pretty good team that wins ten eleven
twelve games pretty much year after year. So my reaction
to the question should the Eagles be worried is yes,
it is off putting. It's a sketchy move by Sequon
(05:27):
Barkley because what you're talking about is a a hairy situation,
or go Harry Houdini, because Barkley is basically saying, yeah,
you know, when I retire, I'm gonna screw over the team,
right and you're not gonna see it coming.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
No one's gonna see it coming. Like one day.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's abra cadabra, hocus pocus proof just like that, and
I'll vanish into thin air.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And that is a red flag.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Right now, if you dig a little deeper, dig a
little deeper, you're still enjoying the dopamine hit from the
super Bowl, the hangover, the super Bowl hangover, and now
you're already talking about I am going to retire, and
when I retire, I am going to f over my employer. Now,
it must be nice to have so much money that
you can just say, oh maybe next year of the
(06:14):
year after I'll just wake up and quit. Most people,
most people.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Can't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's not normal, right, that's not normal.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's also not normal that a top tier running back
would say.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
This that you know they still got gas left in
the tank and all that. Now, is it true?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Is it true that that's what you say when you're
already halfway out the door, meaning you're already planning your
nice exotic life living on a beach somewhere, living the
good life and not having to worry about practice and
staying in shape and all that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now, part of this does smell like.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A social media power play, power play, power play. Right,
it's business move, It's all about the brand and all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And there's there's a bit of mystery, right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And in show business they talk about leave the audience
wanting more, right, leave them wanting more.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And it's very important.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's like he's said, when I retire, when I hang
them up, and I'm going to be mysterious. It's like
Barry Sanders. Now, Sanders was thirty years old when he
quit on the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
He was a quitter. Barkley is twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So is he going to model himself completely after Barry Sanders?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And in two years that's it. I'm out. Clip and
save clip and save clip and save clip and save now.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Secondly to the buy you bugaaloo we go, and that
is where following up a story from the last month.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
The former.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
NFL quarterback who was always great to bet on when
you'd bet against him when he played in a cold
weather game or played against a halfway decent opponent in
a high leverage situation, because he would always ride the
vomit comment. We're talking about Derek Carr, and Derek Carr
pumped his chest out, walked around like a rooster, saying
that he left thirty million dollars that was his money,
(08:03):
thirty million dollars on the table because he did not
want to take the Saints'.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Money without playing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He didn't want to have the surgery, and he I
just can't take the money. Does this make sense? Does
it make sense? So it's hard to believe that this
is actually what happened. I'm skeptical and I did a
double check. I did a quick dive on the internet.
I said, well, he played in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And you know, even though.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
They have those red kettles, it's not the Salvation Army,
it's not goodwill. And I'm pretty sure that the NFL
is filled with owners who treat players like Kirkland brand
toilet paper. You flush and then well, you wipe and
then you flush. You flush after you you're supposed to wipe,
and then you flush. And this guy, Derek Carr, who
(08:54):
made millions and millions in the NFL, suddenly has this
this anscience and he can't take the money, of course, decide.
Alternative reality to this is that he gave up thirty million.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
The Saint still gave him ten million dollars as.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A parting gift, and he was a terrible quarterback in
New Orleans outside of those two glorious days to begin
the season last year. The level of stupidity, though, is
rather breathtaking. If that's what he actually did, what he
says he did, he actually did that he's worried about
taking money for not playing a noble nonsense.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's not Sunday School we're talking about it. It's the
NFL and a.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Multi billion dollar conglomerate, and we're supposed to believe that
he did this as an act of honor.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, riddle me, riddle me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
A skeptic batman, right, a little skeptical. Yeah, Now, if
you do what honor, I would sign up for the
military and the Army, the Marines, the coast Guard, well
maybe not the Coastguard, but signed up for the military, right, Air.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Force, Space Force. I guess they still have all right,
final fault. So Cleveland, we go down to Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
There are reports bubbling up, bubbling up out of Cleveland
that there is a path, there is a path to
salvation in Football Nation, that shau Dur Sanders, the man rejected, rejected,
was supposed to be a Day one pick, was supposed
to be a top ten pick, and he wasn't drafted
in didn't get drafted the second round, at the third round,
(10:28):
and et cetera, it was a Day three pick. Should
her Sanders that there is a path, a path where
he ends up QB one for the Browns in twenty
twenty five. Your thoughts on that? So I believe in
the multiverse. I am believe in the multi verse. This
is a timeless NFL storyline for the month of June.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, that's the month through it. I know it's the
month round. I'm just pointing this out him. I'm highlighting it.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I've got a marker, I'm highlight, I'm underline.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I've got a yellow marker. I'm Highland.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So rookie quarterback has path to QB one for team
that does not have starting quarterback. Well, that's your shocker. Now,
are we talking about a franchise savior. No, this is
just the next chapter in a new Stephen King Cleveland
Quarterback horror novel.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
He's working on that right now at some Shock and Maine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
He's sending out woke propaganda like we've read this book before.
We've read the horror book before. It's being republished. Young
flashy quarterback shows up in Cleveland with a suitcase full
of money and bling bling, and by Thanksgiving he's trying
to remember how many fingers he has and how many
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toes he has. It's like putting a nice Model three
Tesla into a demolition dirt because you would argue that
Shadur Sanders, he's not driving a Model three Tesla. No, No,
he's got some car worth more than that's that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It is the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
As we are working our way on the Red Eye
through the overnight hours, and then if.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You would like to be part, you can do that
right now. We also had the Stanley.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Cup Final, which started game number one to the team
from all coda. You think there's a coincidence that Malart
meet and greet is in Canada. I know it was
over in Vancouver and then a Canadian team wins game one.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Those things related, is there? I don't know, is there
a connection? Who knows? Anyway? That happened last night?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
NBA Finals get going tonight for these seven people that
are excited about that, so enjoy that. A lot of
reaction to a call from supermarket Steve we had at
the end.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Of the previous hour.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And there is a conspiracy theory being spread by Robbie
the Mariner fan who says keg drinking Steve is not
actually a rampaging drunk. He's called into all their shows
and he mentioned Bernie's name on the weekends and referred
to himself as Steve in Missouri.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He sounded sober and said he was a lawyer. His
act is funny though from Robbie the Mariner fan.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Alex the Cynical in the Den of Iniquity in Houston
says this bouncy ball talk needs to stop. Pickle ball
needs to hurry up in popularity and surpass Diva Ball
already start talking e sports. Ben the audience like Vicky
will not fall asleep. We don't know that Vicky was
(13:34):
falling asleep. It's possible that she had a medical emergency
and could not stay on hold. It's conceivable that something
else happened. So normally, when you fall asleep, you hear
some heavy breathing, some sighing, some snoring. We didn't get
any of that. It was just a weird background noise situation.
All right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show, and we'll
(13:57):
take your calls. The whole thing here at eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. Also again on the X
Machine at Ben Maller. That's at Ben Mallory Time. Now
for the Mallor.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Really Love Today. And here's the Malor Really Love Today,
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Celebrity attorney James Sexton is offering free blank to the
entire twenty twenty five NFL Draft class. Again a celebrity attorney,
which I've never heard of, by the way, this guy,
he's promoted as a celebrity attorney. And if I don't
(14:34):
know who you are, and I talk about attorneys all
the time who are involved in sports cases.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But I digress. I digress.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So the Mallor riddle of day, celebrity attorney James Sexton
is offering free blank to the entire twenty twenty five
NFL Draft class. That is the mallor really love today
the answer. We'll get to it and we will.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Next.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app Bill Miller and you.
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It is the Ben Mahler Show. We're up all night,
every single night. Good to have you hanging out with
us on the Red Eye flight. We're more than halfway
through the Red Eye flight. Another hour and about forty
minutes or so to go on the overnight and you
can be part of this show. Yeah, working the third
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Ben mallor that's at Ben Mahllor. If you'd like to
be part of the program, we have asked Ben coming
up later this hour. Your questions are answers, so get
those questions in using the hashtag ask Ben. We generally
don't do sporty questions, so try to avoid that. You
can also say hello to Lorena FSR Tech Queen and
(16:21):
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so act accordingly.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Back to it, Back to it, and time now for
the malor Riddle of the day. The malor Riddle of
the day.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
This is where we solicit answers from people who have
all the answers and the riddle. Celebrity attorney James Sexton
is offering free blank to the entire twenty twenty five
NFL Draft class. The answer momentarily here to the malor
Riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know the
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answer to the mallar Riddle of the day? Andy and
Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says the answer is he's offering them
a get out of jail free cart.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well, that would be nice. King Roy says, et finger light.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think that's a multiple use item there, King Roy,
depending on what you're into. Free toast sucking from ferg Dog,
late night drug testa says, free chuck wagon rides.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's his answer. Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Free stinky foot cheese from Lady Sideburns. The freaks are
out tonight. The freaks are out tonight. What else do
we have?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Alf said he offered them free boner pills, that that
was what he gave out. Free popcorn from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
Free neck braces and crutches from Tom with every good
ambulance chasing attorney needs to do. Kebo the Wisconsint fan
got it right. Obviously cheating, obviously cheating basity Tony says
(18:03):
the answer to the riddle. He's offering free tam O'shantner
hats for life, free booty babes.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
From courtesy Flusher. Who else?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hawk to crypto coins from our buddy Rob in Minnesota.
Who knows where all the good delis are in Minnesota? Rob,
you gotta give him that hawk? There you go, whatever,
she's still got her podcast hawk tool. Yes, she's back now,
really okay, one of the great one hit wonders of
our time there and she's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
What a way to become famous.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Mark in Queens via Arlington says the answer is attorney's
offering fifty percent off and a get out of Joe
free card. That's his answer. Free fold guy, you gotta
have a fall guy from Tom the Plumber, Gummy bears
from Johnny Q.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hugh listening on the five says free tickets to get
out of.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Let me clean this up for you, get out of
the wrong side of the tracks. As I think what
he meant to say, Mike the Leprechaun said he offered
free lifetime supply of Crispy Kream donuts, free oil change
was guessed by this guy. All right, that's enough, Lorraine.
Do you have an answer? Loraina and the Malay rid
of the day. Celebrity attorney James Sexton offering free blank
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to the entire twenty twenty five NFL draft class.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I think Caine's chicken strips, Ben, that.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Would be very nice to do that. Those are a
wonderful item. Unfortunately it is incorrect. Celebrity attorney James sections
offering free pre nuptial agreements to the entire.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Twenty twenty five NFL draft class.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
This a reaction to Travis Hunter, who hitched his wagon
and is in wedded bliss and did not have a
pre nuptial agreement.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
So this orney who, oh, by the way, is a.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Attorney who specializes in that's right, specializes in being a
relationship meaning a divorce attorney.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's his his claim to fame. So very very exciting,
I know, all right. Anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I love driving into the main studio because I can
count the ambulance chasing billboards. There is nowhere that I
have been to that has more ambulance chasing attorneys than
Los Angeles. I've traveled a lot, been to a lot
of different places. I have never seen anything. It is
every billboard everywhere you go. They've got the motorcycle billboard
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with the bird on it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They've got the what do they got? The who hurt you?
Which is one of my favorite.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I love that one because it was like, do you
mean physically or emotionally?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I like, there's a guy on on I five when
you're coming to the commerce casino who's he has not
aged he does like he's the guy that if you
speak Spanish and get into.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
An accident and you want to get a little money,
you call him.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That's he's got that market cornered. Man, they're just so entertaining.
I just I love ambulance chasing billboards. Let's get back
to the calls.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
And who do we have here? Eeny meany miny moe.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Pick a caller, buy their name, and let's say hello to.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Do we have you? Let's go to jeff in Sack
Grubb and two, what's going on? Jeff welcome?
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Hey, not a whole lot?
Speaker 7 (21:32):
How you doing today tonight? Whatever?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
If I was any better, I would be a king,
but not a Sacramento king because they traded Fyreus Halliburton
and he's now in the NBA finals.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
That's why the Pacers are going to win the finals.
The Kings are notorious for trading white players and they
win the finals of next year. It's been what at
ten or fifteen, they were an art be here in
the chronicle.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
And at the time, and now, if I remember correctly,
didn't they decide they want to keep the Aaron Fox.
They had two point guards. They picked the Aaron Fox
over Halliburton, and then a year later they got rid of.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
The Aaron Fox. Is that correct? I believe I'm accurate.
Is that accurate.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah, they got rid of Aaron Deret Fox, but I
can't remember if they picked somebody else. Yeah, it was
Aaron Fox to get rid of, and they brought him back.
They don't know what the hell.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
They're doing at all.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
They built a new arena downtown. They got the purple lights.
He goes in the sky, what to do? What are
you gonna do with it? Championships?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's well, that is they're really poisoning the sky with
that purple light. They're light poison.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well, at least your your own. Your owner's got a
lot of money. He's like, you know, tech guy and
all that.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Doesn't know what he's doing, but uh, you know, he's
he knows.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
How to build lasers.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I guess, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, there you go, get a nice pupyrazer. All right, well,
thank you, Bud. All right, all right, go there you go.
All right, let's say hello to uh what do we
have here?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh Tony, get the dumb button ready, our buddy Tony
in the Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Hello, Tony, Hey man.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I went to the donut shop the other day and
I see two cop cars in the parking lot. And
when I go inside, the donut shop, the cops are
at the counter, and so I walked to, you know,
get behind him, and I could see out of my
I don't know if this is a correct word peripheral vision,
that the cop that was in front nodded at me,
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but since I was looking towards where I was walking,
I ignored him. And then as I keep walking, the
guy behind him the cop does the same thing, and
since my you know, I was looking at where I
was going, I pretty much ignored him again and just
stood behind him in line. So then the Vozo's pro
turned around and nod at me because I'm standing right
(23:47):
behind him. So because I'm there, I nod at him.
And then afterwards I get my coffee and I get
to the car, and I kind of laughed at myself
because I was thinking, what the fuck are you guys
looking at?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
What great story?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, it's good. So I like the ending.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So like, if you got to go to a donut
shop to get coffee, you got to get a donut too.
You can go chinkle into a donut shop and not
get a donut, Like, what's the point of that. Like
in Vancouver there was a donut shop. Everyone was like,
you gotta go this donut shop. It's the most amazing
donut shop.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
In the world. It's like it was good. You know,
it's nice and it was the.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Greatest donut shop. The markup on the donuts there, I
was like, oh much, but and then he had the
twenty seven percent discount because of the currency change.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Anyway, let's see who is next. It is the Ben
Mahlor Show. We are hanging out with you.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Let's go to the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Toad old fan in Colorado. Hello, total fan, Hey Ben,
how's the going.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
When is the parade for the Rockies they've now won
three in a row? And when is the mo when
of the Marlins hearing someone they got Marlins?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Have to fire someone.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
If you lose to the worst team in the history
of baseball three in a row, someone has to be fired.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Hey, you know something else besides that. You know, from
what I understand, the attendance to that game was counted
in like about four hundred five hundred people. Anyway, you
know what I originally called up for, you know, going
last hour and you're talking about password and you know
the photos, you know, and as far as you know,
(25:32):
when when the question pops up, Are you a robot?
You know, the situation with your password as far as letters, numbers, symbols.
Remember that's all for your convenience.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yes, it's all all very important and uh, of course
completely useless because with AI now you can likely get
any password you want.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It can't be that hard.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
If you just type a few things into one of
these AI apps, they'll tell you they'll write a whole
freaking uh book report. You know, there are ten pages
you type in five where they can get everyone's pass word.
There's nothing hiding, you can't hide anything.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Uh yeah, I agree, Yeah, oh yeah, social media in
the whole shot. Yeah, it's uh, you know, the the
internet is a valuable tool when used correctly, when it's
working properly, but mainly use correctly unscortable as people aren't
trying unscrewed thelous things.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Uh yeah, well, I think what you're saying is it's
much like the laws.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Laws are made for people who follow laws, but people
that don't.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You're not stopping people that don't follow the law because
they don't follow the law. So it doesn't matter how
many laws you have, because there's people that just do
whatever the f they want.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They don't care, and they're in their own world, and
so it's a big one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, they don't follow the rules and regulations. Yeah a
lot means nothing, you know, if they're not abliged. But sure,
what do you want to talk about? Sports clothes? We
can talk, We can talk, all.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Right, all right, all right? Uh, you know what I
want to talk about. Let's talk about talk radio etiquette.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay, let's talk about if you have nothing to say,
you don't call in. How about that? I have plenty
of conding. I don't know if you realize I have
no life. I spend my entire day getting ready for
the stupid radio show. I have no life, Okay, I
have I don't need to take a single call. I
can talk the entire four hours and just sit here
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And that's it. I don't need it to go.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I want someone who a here's what a good Let
me go to blind Scott, Blind Scott, can you explain
what a good talk radio caller is? Blind Scott in Boston,
Please please.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
So I come from the Botto market. I grew up
with Peter Hartman, my father, who is a softball coach.
Job He used to call out Mike and the Mad Dog.
He was one of the original sports radio colleagues. When
you call the show, you're prepared. You have three points motyc.
You have one point though that you can get over
on the host and then you so you talk and
then the host talks. So like I would say, like,
(28:07):
you know what, that was pretty cool, how Scott Zola,
I've played our audio on the air on the on
the Zoe and Bertran show. That's a pretty big deal.
That's a big Patriots Network show. And then Ben would
comment about it. He'd be like, oh, yeah, you know,
I think they misunderstood me. Uh you know, I said
this and that and the other thing. And I say,
you know, Ben, well, either way it was. You know,
you're a national radio radio show. You're you're getting a
(28:28):
lot of press from what you're saying. You work really
hard on these monologus. You know, you got to talk
for twenty minutes straight. You have to be able to
reach an audience. Like you gave a point about Doris
Burke in the second hour to a very narrow audience
that was awake in the middle of the night, and
you hit that audience and everybody responded to it. That
was magical. That was an example of a good sports
(28:49):
radio point. You don't call up a sports radio show,
you don't not have your phone ready, you don't say,
you know, Ben, what's good? And then you don't say, Joe, Ben,
what do you want to talk about? You want to
talk about sports? You're wasting Ben's time.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Here.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Here's the thing about Ben. Ben is a professional radio guy.
There's a lot of other radio people listening in the
radio industry that know Ben. They know Ben's good at radio,
and then they hear these clowns take Ben, take these
clown phone calls, and then they don't take phone calls
on their shows because they think all sports radio phone
calls are idiots. You know, but that's not true, because
if you live in a sports radio market where there's
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real sports teams, where people are real sports fans, they
actually call up and have good points. In the Boston
market during the drive times, I can't even get on
the air because some of the calls are so hot
and I am not the hottest sports taker in all
of Boston. I just have been trained, and I am
accustomed to calling sports radio shows and I want to
get on the air and I have a lot of
(29:45):
hot takes, and I love the back and forth that
it causes on social media, and I like the reaction.
And the only reason why I'm getting that reaction is
because I'm hitting people where it hurts in different markets
all across the United States, and they're emailing Ben and
they're losing their mind and I'm all just doing radio stick.
And then when I hang up the phone, I ride
my exercise bike, I listened to an audiobook. I just relaxed,
(30:07):
and that's all it is.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
You know, Yeah, got and you've learned not to ever
take a breath, so you just keep talking.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That's a key. And I take a breath the host
of talk, and then they'll hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
So I was getting some emails from some Zoe fanboys
in Boston, and some of them are crossover listeners, like
they listened to this show and they listened to Zoe
and Boston.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So and I wrote back this one guy.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
There were a couple of people that wrote me, and
I wrote back to one of them and because I'm
always amazed by like the people that have to send
a message and say I I used to listen to
your show, but I'll never listen to your show again.
It's like I used to eat at the cheesecake factory,
but I'm not going to eat there ever again. You
go into announce to the manager at the cheesecake factory,
(30:50):
I'm not eating there again. So I wrote back to
a couple of people. I said, you know, I appreciate
you reaching out to me, and you know, for listening
and all that very kind, and I said, unfortunately, what.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I do here is I do talk radio.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I don't work at an airport, and so you don't
need to announce your departure from the show because I
don't work.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I mean, I've been just doing a show. That's it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show. We are
going to have ask Ban. Your questions are answers for
the rest of the hour. If you'd like to get
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That's on X by the way, we'll do it next.
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It's now time for time for Twitter. This is your
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Speaker 2 (32:51):
Hour, and you can send those questions in using the
hashtag of ask Ben. I know it's an amazing in concept.
Let's get to the reading of the questions.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
In Cool, the King, Rory would like to know would
you rather go skinny dipping or streaking?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, obviously skinny dipping because the water will cover you know,
a lot there, so that would be the move.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I mean, let's go streaking. I that's good, you know
Will Ferrell movie. That's that's solid. But go ahead the
skinny dipping thing, why not?
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Lorraina, Oh, this is hard because you know, I'm not
a big fan of the water.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
And it's cold, and don't you always talk about how
you love the summer and the beginning.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yes, I love the bikinis, but I don't get in
the water.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
So you're like being near water get.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Away, Yes, on the sand.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Just like you just want people to look at you
on the beach.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Probably might just streak, yeah, but I'm I probably wouldn't
run swift.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Walk like a slow Okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I think I got to go with the skinny dipping.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, because it's usually people that skinny dip.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
There's not a lot of people around when they're doing it.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
You mean like warm water though, right.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Well, if you're underwater I use it, you know, Yeah,
maybe a towel when you get.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Out, you know, and like I don't like I don't
like running, and like things just move more when you're running.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
And that's.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Wasn't there somebody that ran on the on the dodge
at the Dodger game? There was not a streaker, But
do we still have streakers? There used to be streakers
that would.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Run on this to No.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
There was a woman where I was a kid, very
famous named more Danda, the Kissing Bandit.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
And yeah, he's like probably eighty. Now, all right, what's next?
What do we have here?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Al Alien, I've heard of him. High Alf wants to.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Know traditional birthday cake or ice cream cake.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I've had both.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
As I have preached from the bully pulpit for many,
many years, the most important thing about the cake is
the fast. I'm fine with ice cream cake, although there's
the waiting process. I don't like waiting for it. You
have to leave it out. You need it too soon,
it's not right. But if you wait too long, it sucks.
There's that sweet spot with ice cream cake where it's
just amazing, and if you don't get it right, you've
(35:15):
ruined the entire experience. So I guess on that respect,
I'll go with the cake, the regular cake with the
frosting in the middle. I'd like two layers of frosting
in addition to the outside frosting.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Lorraina, I'm an.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Ice cream cake type of girl.
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Sometimes regular cake it gets me a stomach ache.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
I'll get nauseous.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
It makes no sense because there's more content in the
ice cream cake.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You have ice cream, you have cake, you have the frosting.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Doesn't make sense, right, No, yeah, I think that's maybe
right ahead, Yeah, it might be or your stomach all right,
I gotta go with regular cake. I just thought I
like a moist cake, and ice cream cake is never moist.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
There are some people that are by the word moist.
They don't like that word. I think that's a troubling word.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I don't care. What is next here? It's asked, Ben,
your questions are answers.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
FIRG Dog says, can you whistle? Please demonstrate?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
So I pointed out, I can whistle, but I can
only whistle blowing air in, not out.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And that was only me No no yet, wow, yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
But the problems you're limited because you can only take
so much air in and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Alf lorena. Yes, I demonstration. Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
That was.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
The first one was to be blowing in. The second
one was to be blown out, so I can go
in the back out one.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, I can't even get.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Any sound when.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
It's also called issues when I played the flute.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
So I can understand there, All right.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Uh cool, I can normal whistle.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Show off, but I can't do that like fancy like
finger whistle that like oh yeah, it didn't seem to
be able to do.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
It when you call a dog.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, that's a boss move.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
My grandfather, he one of my gir He knew. He
was like the man's man when he came to whistling. Yeah,
he was the boss dud. He knew. He knew every way.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
He was a multi whistle player because he could. He
could whistle with his fingers, he could whistle blowing in,
he could whistle blowing out.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
He was the king of all whistling.
Speaker 9 (37:41):
I had like my friend growing up, I'm one of
my best friends. His dad could do a super loud
whistle with like his the two fingers in his mouth
and that was like anywhere, like you could hear it
from like, you know, a mile away, and then the
kids would come like come running.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Awesome. Yeah remember that song, the whistle song, which was
a double and whistle while you work.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, you might have met something else.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
All right, what's next here? And ask Ben? Your questions
are answers.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
There's another question from King Ry.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
He wants to know did your parents ever hang a
report card or a test of yours on the refrigerator?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Well, obviously not one that was good.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
You know, you gotta do better, Lorena.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yeah, I feel like my mom would do that, especially
like colors and stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, all right, cool.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
My mom was the same. She would put up the
bad progress support. It's like, look, how terrible you are?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Better?
Speaker 9 (38:39):
The family Dame Donkey sausage, real quick, favorite flavor of
potato chips.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh, I mean you can't salt and pepper's basically, but
I mean you can't go wrong with potatoes, Lorena.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Oh, that's so also sound cream and on you are yours?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
They're all good.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
The cattle, how do you you can't have a potato chip?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Potato chip, It's wonderful. It's delivery vehicle
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