Hour 3 - Chucky Speaks

Ben Maller talks about Jon Gruden's comments following his victory in court against the NFL, Andy Reid's stance of ignoring the noise about the Chiefs Super Bowl window closing, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!

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number three, what do you make of John Gruden's first
comments about his legal victory against the NFL's case. Not
over yet, but at this point John Gruden is winning. Also,
how do you react to Andy Reid's stance of ignoring

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the noise about the Chiefs some saying their Super Bowl
window is closing? And what do you take away from
Odell Beckham addressing the fake retirement post on social media
giving it some life. We'll go there as well. Right
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So if you didn't see this, and perhaps you missed it,
John Gruden has spoken. John Gruden has spoken. He says
that he is an eager beaver to discover the truth.
He wants truth, justice in the NFL way. I wants
to discover the truth in a Nevada courtroom about whether

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or not Commissioner Roger Goodell, who just looks like a slimeball,
whether or not Roger Goodell in the NFL leaked the emails. Sure,
I wonder if they did yeah to the media. That
was before Gruden was unceremoniously whacked as coach of the Raiders.

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He was forced to resign. Now I remember it was
not just one email dump. They did one email dump
on like a Friday. Gruden still coached the Raiders against
the Bears on a Sunday, and then they did another
dump and then that got him whacked as coach of
the Raiders. So Gruden said. The actual statement was quote,

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I'm looking forward to having the truth come out, Gruden said.
And I want to make sure what happened to me
doesn't happen to anyone else. He said in a prepared
statement close quote. So let us discuss question. What do
you make what do you make of John Gruden's comments
about his legal victory for now against the NFL. So

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I've got room vroom, raising canes and the Mona Lisa,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we're gonna build a big lego building, is what we're
going to do. So, first of all, John Gruden's quote,
I heard it, I read it, and then I read

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it again, and it didn't pass my hearing test. I
did not, so I might have to adjust my hearing aid.
Maybe I need to turn my headphones up. That is
not how John Gruden talks. It's just not We all
know the cadence of John Gruden, the Spider two Banana
and all that crap. We know how he talks. We do,

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and that's not coach speak. That's not John Gruden speak.
It's just simply something else. He sounded like a guy
who's got legal counsel who slid him a piece of paper,
but not a big piece of paper, a little piece
of paper, like a corner of a page that was
ripped off the page, and the lawyer slid it across
a very large, expensive desk, like a couple thousand dollars desk,

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and the lawyer wrote, read this, don't add lib boom,
done done, done on, straight out of the lawyer handbook
when you pass the bar, which is ironic because most
lawyers don't ever pass a bar other than one anyway,
So the whole make sure what happened to me doesn't

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happen to anyone else. That mindset. It's like the hallmark
card version of a legal statement, a boiler plate legal statement.
And when John Gruden says having the truth come out,
and he wants the truth to come out, that is

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a nightmare scenario. That is a thing that goes bumping
the night for the NFL. It's like saying, let's open
up the windows. It's a nice night, let's owden up
the windows here. And yeah, I know we've got a
family of raccoons that are living right right outside the house,
but we'll let him in. Why not, it's a nice night,

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we'll let the raccoons in and they can go down
and then go to the basement or whatever. So the
NFL does not want sunlight on this. They obviously don't.
We've been through this. You know this. You don't need
me to tell you this. They don't want sunlight on
this thing at all. And I'm here for it. I
got popcorn, I'm ready to go, I got some snacks.
I'm good. I am good on seeing how this all

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plays out. And because Goodell he would like in his world,
he would like this to go away, and all those
other emails and all that those will never see the
light of the interweb and they'll just go into a
cyber shredder uh somewhere. And that's it in the bowels
of the NFL headquarters in the York. But the league

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officials behind closed doors, the thing I love about this,
they are sweating Roger Cadell and all these other executives
in the NFL. Their sweating is the sweating as the
old line goes like a center in church, right. I mean,
they are really like, what are we doing? Uh? There's
only one of two outcomes based on a minutes long
mallor investigation. There's only one of two outcomes here. Either

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the NFL somehow, somehow gets their hands on the Supreme Court,
and there's there's no guarantee the Supreme Court would take
the case. It's about someone that's a was a broadcaster
and then a coach, and then and and so it's
a football store. Is that really what the Supreme courts for?

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So you got the Supreme Court who could save Goodell's
bacon and win this thing for the NFL. Or the
NFL has to find the price point that John Gruden
would accept. And then we mentioned the pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow the other days like this,
something like that. But then also I would assume Gruden

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wants a coaching job, and Goodell has the power, he
can conspire with the owners and say, okay, one of
you dopes has to fire your coach because we got
to do Gruden wants a coaching job, and have Gruden
probably picked the job like Andy Reid's going to retire
in Kansas City. John Gruden wants to coach Mahomes. Okay, done,
there you go, there you go. However, the other part
of this, you can cut a fat check and everyone's

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got a price and all that stuff. Everyone's got a price.
But the other thing about this is the Gruden's going
to make him bleed a little bit, little blood on
the matt There got a little blood, why not? And
and then they can write the check or do the
direct deposit and all that stuff. Every day. This drags

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on though, every single day, and this has been going
on for a while. These lawsuits take a long time.
The wheels of justice turned very slowly, as we've heard.
So Roger Goodell and his PR people, Roger Goodell his
legal team are in a They're like in the war
room trying to figure out what the next move is.
And they're like, how do we keep this single? Lawyers

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like and PR people are like, how do we keep
this thing from going fold? Rinobyle like just the nuclear option?
How do we avoid the nuclear option? And Gruden's like
a guy if you imagine like that, you know that
person back when he used to go to bars all
the time, back in the day. Not that I went
all the time, but I was a period of my
life I went to you know, bars quite a bit.
And so it's like the guy that gets wrongfully kicked

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out of the bar, you know that guy that got
kicked out, got in an argument, the bouncer kicked him
out of the bar. And now that person in this case,
John Gruden, is he's outside, he's in the parking lot,
and he's revving the engine, vroom, vroom, and he's daring
the bouncer to come out. And he's got a lot
of testosterone, a lot of machismo, and he's like, all right,

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so and he knows he's gonna get a big old
pile of cash. He's gonna at the worst case, now,
if he wins, he's gonna get a lot of money,
a lot of money at the end of the rainbow,
as we've said. And so the NFL saying, either we
pay him to go away. You're gonna pay him a
go away, or he is going to get the not

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gonna He's not gonna dry our clothes in the traditional dryer,
wash or dryer. He's gonna get a clothing line that
goes from Santa Monica to Portland, Maine, right across America
and gonna air all the dirty laundry, all of it.
And yeah, that is a big old hamper. There's a

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lot of clothes. There's a lot of clothes. There to
hang up. All right, We'll move on from that now.
Secondly to Cansa City we are. That's where Chiefs coach
Andy Reid. Andy Reid not buying into the speculation, the chatter,
the internet noise that the chief Super Bowl window is closing, closing.

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Reid was asked about that. Shockingly, he did not confirm
the team will now suck. Andy Reid said, we don't
listen to all the noise. He told some podcaster, if
you do that, you're going to go crazy. Andy Reid said,
You're not going to have fun. Andy Reid said, I
don't care about the noise. Let's go win the game.

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Close quote. So how do you react to Andy Reid's
stance on ignoring the noise after the Chiefs were clobbered
by the Gee Nichols in the Super Bowl and that
their Super Bowl window is clo closing. So how do
you react to that? So, in terms of the Super

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Bowl window for the Chiefs closing, if you look at
the Chiefs window, all right, And I've done this because
I have the ability to look into the future. So
I've looked at the window of the Chiefs and I've
envisioned it like the magical drive through window at a
Raising Canes at two in the morning on a Saturday

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into a Sunday. That baby is wide open. And if
you look at that Raising Canes drived through window, you'll
see Patrick Mahomes is actually at the counter and he's
handing you Lombardi trophies instead of chicken fingers. So it's open.
It's open, and you look at the Chiefs rivals, and

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for the window to close, someone else has to zoom
by them. In terms of the AFC, so if you
look at the rivals for the Chiefs, the Ravens, a
really good regular season team, a really good regular season team,
and in the playoffs, it's like they're a sports car
that you know, it's just they park it. They don't
want to drive it too much. They leave it, leave

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it on driveway. Then you got the Bills, So then
you got Buffalo has been lurking for several years to
get the MVP. Josh Allen over there with the Bills,
and yeah, he runs into Mahomes every January. It seems
there's Bills and Chiefs have played so many games in
this era, and so the Bills play the Chiefs and
Mahomes becomes an old cartoon character, y Ley Coyote hitting

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a brick wall that was painted to look like a
tunnel and they run right into it. And if it's
not Josh Allen's fault, it's the defensive fault. It's the
special teams that screw things up. It's always something so
Mahomes if you look at it in a cosmic light,
Mahomes is the sun in the solar system for the Chiefs.

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So as long as he's at the center, as long
as he's right there in the center, everyone else just
orbits in the AFC around to kind of get warm,
to warm their hands up a little bit and all that.
And Mahomes it's not like he's a dinosaur. He's twenty
nine years old. He's not even at the end of
his prime. He's got another, at least a bare minimum

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another three years to go right. Well, but you had
a bad year last year. Look at the numbers. Okay, yes,
Mahomes bad year is to lose the Super Bowl. Like
if you look at home, the floor is what AFC
title game for Mahomes Like, if you have a bad year,
it's lose the Super Bowl or lose the AFC championship game.

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That's the floor. That's the floor. For Kansas City and
most pathetic franchises, they would have a parade. They're like, oh,
we need a parade because we got to the championship game. Anyway,
final thought to social media, we go why why not?
So I saw this story and I smiled, and then

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I smiled again, and then I smiled the third time.
Odell Beckham forever a Super Bowl champion because he played
for the l Arims. You can ram it all day,
and you can ram it all night. So Odell Beckham,
for some reason, decided to come out and deny that
he had retired. All right, now, this is after a

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parody Adam Schefter account posted fake news, which then got
picked up by some supposedly legitimate news operations picked up
the story. It went viral. Despite I love this, despite
the fact that Schefter's name on the parody account was
misspelled with a number one instead of instead of a T.

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Thousands of people thousands of people tweeted it. They were
I think they reached over a million views. I think
around a million last I checked. And so all of
that and that led to Odell Beckham announcing publicly that
A he's not retired, and B he would like you

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to stop sending him messages. He had a clarification. He said,
quote no, seriously, please stop reading everything on the internet
and stop texting me happy retirement before you piss me off.
Obj posted on a micro blogging website. He said, that
will get no response. Beckham said, he went, honestly, I

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promise you that the day I'm done, I will let
you know again. If you text me happy retirement, I'm
just going to have to block you. Thanks, okay. Quotes
quote question what do you take away? What do you
take away from old Dell Beckham addressing the fake retirement post,

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So what do you take away from that? So? H well,
we know that people will believe anything on social media, right,
and if you have then looks kind of right. It
looks kind of right. You'll go with it. And it's
got the right format, the head shots kind of where
it needs to be. And there's this this saying that

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goes back to the early days of humanity. You measure twice,
you cut once. You measure twice, trice, you cut once.
And this is a glance with one eye. You know
what I what we do is we look at things
with one eye and then we immediately cut we copy
and paste it, you know, copy it cutter, you know,

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send it to your friends. Uh. And how dumb does
one have to be though to not notice that Schefter's
name is misspelled in the parody account. That's like next
level laziness. It's kind of like, Hey, I'm gonna buy
a Rolex watch from some guy in a trench coat

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in Times Square and the X is backwards, it's not
in its sideway, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
You know?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Seriously. I'm also reminded. I brought this up on my podcast,
the Fifth Hour podcast we do on the weekends here
at the Audio Assault Mine a while back. But the number,
I believe I'm right on this. I'd have to go
back and double check my notes, but I believe it's
seventy percent of Americans, and I would assume the number

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is the same for our friends in Canada. But seventy
percent of people only read the headline and immediately share.
They don't read the article. They read the headline, they
share the story. And now you got Obj's mad, he's
angry about it. Welcome to the Internet. Pal. The other thing,
which is just priceless. Which is just wonderful is that

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OBJ gave every single wanna be troll, every single person
who thinks maybe I would be a good troll, because
all guys love the bus balls, right, So he just
gave everyone a giant neon sign that said, press here,
you'll be able to annoy me. Press here. This is

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if you're in that world of butt crack sports or
sports talk Barry, this is the Mona Lisa. This is
the moment you want. This is why you do it.
It's the great basketball parody account, which is fooling people
all the time in the basketball world. You know, they've

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got their own cottage industry, but there's a bunch of
people that have done these things that have tried to
get that same reverence, and this Adam Scheff parody account
has absolutely nailed it. But that is the Mona Lisa.
If you're in that world, you could not have painted
it better. If you've got OBJ telling the world, here's
my kryptonite. In there you go. So it's like going

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to the beach and announcing to the seagulls, I've got
a bag of fries, and please, whatever you do, don't
don't eat my fries and the seagulls on the beach
will not, of course they will. They will listen to you.
They will not eat the fries at all. They will
not swarm you. So you've inspired all these other wannabe's.
Congratulations on that, and they're gonna say you're retired, but

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they'll move on from that. They'll be Odell Beckham has
decided he's going to play for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
this season or he's going to join a w NBA
team because he wants to get the full WNBA experience
of having people throw the neon green phallis at him.
He wants that. So Obj has had a fringe Hall

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of Fame career, like fringe hall of Fame career now
in this world though he is absolutely a Hall of
Famer at overreacting to the interweb. So he's got that.
And there are trolls in the air everywhere popping champagne.
So excited all rights. Ben Maler Show, We will press on.

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a recent report a Power four college football quarterbacks, blank
addiction could cost him his starting job this season. Again,
according to a recent report, a Power for college football quarterbacks,
blank addiction could caused him the starting job for his team.

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and now back to it all, right back to where
we go. We will also have the play of the
Day that'll be coming up. I just looked at the paper.
I'll have the play of the day, and here here
is the first the malor riddle of the day. There's

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a lot of of the day things. There's a lot
of of the day things. Here's the riddle of the day.
According to a recent report, a power for college football quarterback,
his blank addiction could cost him his starting job. That
is the question. What is the answer? Scrooge in Northern

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California's going with his egg roll addictions as the answer, Shane,
that was for something else. His body modification addiction. Oh man,
that's gonna give me nightmares. Donkey sausage. Come on, dude.
Tammy in Vegas is going with his fountain swimming addiction. Well,

(24:46):
that's a great tribute to mouthwash Mike. We hope he's okay.
We have not heard from him recently, so mouthwashed Mike,
if you're listening there in Vegas and you're not swimming
in the fountain over there at the Bolagio. We will
be in Vegas coming up in ten days. That's a Saturday,
same place we were last year in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Jimmy's gonna go.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I hopefully Tammy and Vegas will be there was a
very nice meeting your last year. She can't make it. Oh,
she's not gonna be there. No, really, Yeah, she said
that she had some prior thing that's take her out
of town on that day. Apparalty Tammy's not gonna be there. Okay, Uh,
that's unfortunate. See what else we have that? Andy says?

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The answer is the riddle of the day. Uh is
the answer?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
That?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
That is the answer? What else we have? His addiction
to barking on the radio like Willis Orf? What else
we have?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
His addiction to the Ben Mallerschow podcast from Milkman Mike
in Colorado, manscaping addiction from Ferg Dog. That's a tough one, Douglas.
Here's another tough one. Picking his nose a bit of
an issue, right, you know you touched the football, You
got boogers on your nose and you got them in
your hand. What else? Yeah? Nose mining? Also from Lady

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Side Mearns page down his Mario Brothers Saving the Princess
addiction from Robin Minnesota. I met Rob, good guy too,
the Great Robin Minnesota INCA terror says his malted milk
ball addiction is the answer that's from inca garlic grasshopper
from Johnny Q. Page down here. His addiction to button

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plugs from Mike from New Hampshire. Yeah. Interesting, that's about
Mike from New Hampshire. That's his line his only fans
addiction from treuk with J All right, Lorraina, do you
have an answer, Lorraine?

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with his addiction to la boo boos.
Everyone's addicted to those right now, the boom boo.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, that is incorrect, correct Corny Way recent report Power
for college football quarterbacks. Blank addiction could cost him his
starting job. His phone, get off the phone. You gotta
put the phone down, all right. So I guess, uh,

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if you check line five, I don't see uh. I
don't see anyone's uh. I see someone on life. We
don't appear to have anyone that wants to play the game.
So I guess we'll blow the game off. Uh, if
nobody wants to play the game. JJ's in Boston. What's
going on? JJ? Welcome? Hey?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, it's hanging out. Man's talking. No.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I was gonna say social media addiction, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Kind of that, right, it's the same thing. Phone, his
phone down.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
But hey, then what is it?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
What is an influencer?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
What's the definition of the Where did that come from?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Uh? You know the answer to that, right, you're a
smart guy. JJ. It's someone who uh asked for access
or free stuff to promote other stuff. Right. They just
want free crap to promote. We used to get that
in radio. We used to get all the free stuffs.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
In I don't see it like that.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Really.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
I think an influencer is someone who influences people to
granted to purchase things.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
People will do that.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
But you could be a fashion influencer, you could be
a travel influencer, and you don't always have to get
something out of it.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
You know, that's the whole point of doing it. Why
would you not do it?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
You want to influence people's lives to be better.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
No, you don't. That's that's what they claim. No, they don't.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Most of them are frauds. They're total frauds. Yeah, nothing
lorena is free. There's no free lunch, there's nothing on
the internet. Acting like fools because there's other people that
like watching them back like fools. That's why they do it.
So they get attention. The whole thing. I don't know.
I mean, listen whatever. If you're into that, that's fine.
I'm not. I make my own decisions JJ. I don't

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need other people to tell me where to go and
all that stuff. So they just look nice. Oh they're good.
Get no, absolutely, I agree, and uh I'm jealous about
we got j in the old days, JJ. We used
to get boxes of stuff and all that, and it
was wonderful and uh not influenced gentlemen to give them
the money. I don't have money, you know that. What

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are you up to? By the way, what do you
do on JJ? You sound like you're business man?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
I want to come down Saturday.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
I mean lost of them coming down to.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
The doctors on Friday, the Vegas. But they can't have
trouble getting around? Why do you have Why do you
have trouble getting around? What's going on? I got to
hit issue you do? Well? Take how about you take
a car service and then they can take you right
to the place and then you can just like hobble
out of the car and then you're there. That I
used to be a player, man. You were your player

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back in the day. Man. You oh you ran, you
ran Vegas and all that. Yeah, yeah, damn straight, yeah,
it was the wildest night you had in Vegas. I
can't say on the radio, I get kicked off. Be
bleeved to be this. You can clean it up? Is
the statue of limitations? Is it over? Is it still?
I had a five year.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Life crisis?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Let's say, oh, so you had a little affair for
five years? Really fair, five year midlife crisis?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, Well you're a hell of a storyteller. All
right now, thank you j J. Yeah, I gotta move on.
Thank all right. We have someone that called up to
play the game. That's let's welcome them here at that
big open there. We have a highly produced game. We've
endured too many of these easy too much or not
enough enough? Already here we go too much or not enough?
And welcome in Mike in Wisconsin? Are you in Appleton?

(30:40):
Where are you at, Mike? What part of the Milwaukee?
Where you're at Madison? Where you're at Mike? What cop
I'm not where is that I'm not familiar with? Okay,
all right, well, welcomes. Good to have you, and I'm
gonna ask you a bunch of well what are you doing?
By the are you working. You up, just up late,

(31:00):
can't sleep. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Just at the house, just getting up, getting.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Going, Oh, just getting going. Look at that man, you're
up early. Look at you, not even four in the morning,
you're already awake. All right, Well, let's play the game.
Here we go. Question number one. Now, all the answers
are either too much or not enough. There are four teams.
You gotta get three right to win. There are four
teams in MLB right now with a run differential of

(31:27):
plus one hundred or more. Is that too much or
not enough? Mike an early bird in Wescrot, It says
too much. Let's find out that is correct, Mike the
early bird. And there's only two that would be the
Brewers and the Cubs. So that's it, all right. Question

(31:49):
number two, You're off to a good start. There are
only six players in NFL history with more sacks through
their first four seasons than the Cowboys. Micah Parsons. Is
that too much or not enough?

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Not enough?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I says not enough. Let's find out. No, I believe not.
There's only four now sacked. Things only been around since
the early eighties, so it does go back to the
beginning of the NFL, But there are only four DeMarcus Ware,
JJ Watt, Derek Thomas, and Reggie White, who famously played
for the Packers there near the end of his career.

(32:26):
Question number three one in one, you got to get
two more right, Mike the early Bird. Right before his
game on Tuesday, Paul Skeins, who was lit up by
the Brew Crew. Paul Skeens had gone twenty straight starts
without allowing a first inning run. Is that too much
or not enough? Too much, he says, too much? Let's

(32:48):
find out it's actually not enough. You've hit the skids here.
He had gone twenty four consecutive starts without allowing a
first inning run. That was three away from the all
time record first bat of the game. I was watching
that game. First guy for the Bruk Crew hit a
home run there, So right off the bat for the

(33:09):
for Milwaukee I question four. There are ten players batting
three hundred or better in Major League Baseball this season?
Is that too much or not enough? Mike to stay alive?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Not enough? Not?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Are you sure about that?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You know, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'm guessing all.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Right, Well, you want to change your answer, You want
to say you want to go with not enough, I'll
keep all right. Everyone always sticks with their answer. You're wrong,
You're a loser. I tried to I try to help
you too much. There are only eight eight that's it.
That's pathetic. You suck. No, no, I'm not listen to me.

(33:50):
Very difficult. You had the balls to call up. I
give you credit for that. Everyone else is coward.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
They didn't call out a long time.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I love that about you. Mike. You know what I'm
gonna do for you. I'm gonna give you a lifetime
supply of nothing. So when when, seriously, Mike, when I
like you?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
So?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
When you when you want nothing, Mike, you say, let
me contact Malar. He'll send me nothing. You know when
they when's your birthday?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
What?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Daily? What? Okay? May so mate? May like mate? First
say hey, Malor, can you send me some of my
birthday is coming up? And I'll send you nothing. Uh,
and then and then the holidays at the end of
the year, Hey Malar, can you send me nothing? Yes,
I'll send you nothing, and if you want and I'll
give you I'll give you a round trip to nowhere

(34:36):
so you can go nowhere as well. Okay, all right,
all right, Mike, you're a good guy. I have a
good day. Thank you, sir. Appreciate that there's a mike
up early in Wisconsin and the Queen. But we need questions, yes, yes,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
I don't know if you know this everyone, but cuffing
season is coming.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
We're gonna talk about it.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, I know what we're going to have. The nothing
season is that sounds dirty? We will have the Queen
of Hearts with Lorena hashtag Queen of Hearts. We'll get
thro that. We'll do it next.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill
Miller and you.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
It is the Ben Mahler Show. We are here all night,
every single night. The Queen of Heart's coming up in
a moment with Lorena. Yeah, I know, it's wild. You
know it's also wild. The iHeartRadio app. This thing's bigger
than ever. You can stream us wherever you happen to be.

(35:34):
You can catch us all Who'd proved twenty four to seven,
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(35:54):
of some of your presets in the iHeart app. They'll
pop up right at the top of your screen, just
like it will be a P one or P two
or P three And it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
It's of it bies with little rain and in nine
clean up hearts going to help you.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Gear Rye, gear Rye to night, gear Rye to night.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Dear Rye, you heard the man.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
It's time for love here on the Ben Mallor Show.
And as a few of you may know, summer is
coming to an end, which means cuffing season is upon us.
And Ben, you don't know what cuffing season is.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
No, and isn't the hottest part of the year usually
in September anyway, So it's.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Like in summer areas, yes, especially in California, but no,
coffing season is right before the holidays, right before it
starts to get cold. You pick your favorite person from
the summer and you put a cuff on them, right so.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Now, so that is your person for the winter.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Okay, so then you can dump them before before summer
before Valentine's before Valentine's Yeah, okay, so you say August
late August to early February relationship.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
So you take them home to meet your family so
they don't bug you all winter, like, oh are you
seeing anyone?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yes, Mom, meet Vanessa. Isn't she beautiful? And then you
leave her in the dumpster at the beginning of.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
The Okay, so that's the move. Okay, that's that's solid.
I did not realize that was the term.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
I want to put out a little public PSA here. Okay,
do not send me pictures of your third leg?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Are people doing that?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Really?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Want a bunch of Really?

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I'm about to just start posting them on my Instagram.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh, I don't let anyone wants that either. But yeah,
these guys must be very proud. I gotta tell you, Lorrenda,
I have never ever done that. Of course, I'm all
my old I didn't you know. I didn't have that
opportunity to do that in my younger days. But I
there's nothing I'm proud enough there to promote in that way.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Stending this picture.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, does that work that? I can't imagine that ever.
I mean, I don't know somebody does a woman just
be like, oh man, I just I just have to gosh.
I wasn't I wasn't into that guy, but now, oh
my gosh, I yeah, I don't know. I listen, Okay,

(38:22):
try turned on. I understand, I understand. Alright, down, all right,
here's some questions. Late night drug tester says, is it
okay to test a couch at the furniture store to
make sure there's enough room to maneuver on said couch?

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yes, and you should try all the positions. You should
lay upside down, you should lay over the edge twister like,
here's the thing, because.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
That the couch is not going to work for you.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
And honestly, oh my gosh, you could get one of
those like let's say the couch is a little flat, right,
you could get one of those body shape position things they.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Come in, like triangle shapes. Yeah, so you can, okay,
and some good support.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
All right, that's how I go to the phone's Nico
is in Minnesota. Nico, you're on with Lorraina. It's the
Queen of Hearts.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Hey, Lorena, I drew a very inappropriate picture and I
was pranking the guys that work, sticking it on their locker.
But I can't leave that kind of stuff that would
so I bring it home and put it in a
cooler bag. I forget about it. In my my wife
finds that picture and how do I get that picture back?
She she confiscated it for me and asked me what's
wrong with me? But it was just a prank. I

(39:28):
don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yeah, you know, maybe draw her a couple of pictures.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Has she destroyed them in the bathroom? Draw a new one?
Has she destroyed the picture?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
It was the original. I worked on it for about
twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I mean it was very so. I listen, twenty minutes
in your life when you're on your deathbed someday. But
I wish I had that twenty minutes back.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
And you I mean to say, I wish I had
that picture?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Well exactly. Yeah, you'd be buried with that.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
You need it, you need it.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
That's such a sad story. Nico. You're such a great artist.
I mean, you're like Picasso over there. All right, death,
Thank you you. Next up, ferg Dog says, how long
do you need to date a girl before it's okay
to ask her for help while manscaping?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
You know, if she cares about you, she'll be down
to help you manscape at any time. That goes from
like pimple popping, helping you get the hair out of
your ears, or other places, other places. If she really
does love you, she'll do it.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
At any point.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Shaneon the Moye says, do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Have you ever?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Shade and oh, yes, I had multiple tattoos and I've
had a few piercings. I've taken them out over time,
though I really don't have any piercings.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
At the moment.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, if you've got one.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Time, me and my girlfriends we went and got our
booms done at the same time. Yeah and uh yeah, then.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
We just took him out just like that. I don't
need them anymore. Well done, The Queen of Hearts right
there with the ring