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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number four, our number four, and the old
Redskins are at the door. They're called the Commanders. Now
that's a dumb name. But the Commanders. They don't want
to pay wide receiver Terry McLaurin based on his current
or based on his pass performance.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
They want to pay him based on his current performance.
The outlook for.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Terry McLaurin, and he's not real happy about that. What
do you think about the commander's strategy with McLaurin. Also,
where are you at on matt LeFleur. That's a coach
saying Green Bay's Jordan lob can be one of the elites.
And running back James Cook and the Bills. They've ended
their stalemate as Cook agrees to a four year, forty
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eight million dollar extension, thirty million guaranteed. It's a lot
of shekels. He ends his hold in. So who ends
up winning the standoff, the player.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Or the team. We'll get to that right now here.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It is our number four, very very scary for Terry. Well,
come in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
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Speaker 1 (02:21):
We're back at it and hanging out, you and I and.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We go to DC where the football team that plays
in that area continues to be at loggerheads with their
top playmaker not named Jaden Daniels. So, if you have
not been following this, we love these kind of stories.
They feed the content machine. So we are told now
the team formerly known as the Redskins are said to
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be wary of giving giving wide receiver Terry McLaurin a
massive contract that would extend him passed into his mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They don't want, they want any to do with that.
It's got cooties. The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why analytics capital a analytics. So let us discuss now
again the commanders. They don't want to pay Terry McLaurin
what he wants the market rate. They don't want to
pay the price tag based on his past performance. Instead,
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they prefer to have the contract extension based on the
analytical projection at the projection for what he.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Will do in his age thirty one season. So what
do you think about all this?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So I've got Morton's steakhouse, claw machine and plastic spoons,
and we will connect everything together and we're gonna make
the Gabba Ghoul. We're gonna make the Gobba goool with
a side of Babaganosh.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right, we'll get the egg plan out, we'll have
the babaosh.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So, first of all, it's good on this side of
the microphone. It's good to see that it's not just
a baseball problem and a basketball problem that, even in
a sport built on testosterone and machismo, the nerds, this
invasive species, has also continued to attack.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The core of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right, so the nerds get in there. It is
an invasive species. It overtakes everything, and they continue to
sabotage our sports. Now, the commanders are saying, if I
understand the story properly, that McLaurin is like, oh, listen,
we thank you for the memories, and you played as
the only player that was any good on some absolute
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poo pooh teams with Washington, and so we thank you
for that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We're going to go the full moneyball on you. We're
going to stick the moneyball on you. It's that classic thing.
It's not listen, deal with this in radio. I've dealt
with this in all my broadcasting gigs. But it's now
the NFL. The NFL is always different, right, first class travel,
everything was better, And hearing them speak, it's like, well,
you know, we'd really like to play pay you more,
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but the economy is just not that good.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Instead of saying that, which is what I normally hear, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Like, well, you know it's the analytics, and we don't
think you're gonna be that good.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And really what they're saying is you're gonna suck.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
They're like, well, we'll extend you, but we think you're
going to blow, and so we're gonna pay you based
on a your diminishing asset is what you are.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And even if you agree with that, like it just
seems seems dirty.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Doesn't it, Like you don't want to pay them the
market rate and you're like, well, you're not gonna be good,
and so it's not an NFL team. When you run
your business this way, you might as well be selling
life insurance like Mass Mutual or something like. I'm just
using them as an example, but one of those insurance
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companies that sells life insurance. Because you've got the table out,
the actuary table, and you're assessing like the mortality rate,
the life expectancy, the career expectancy, and you're crunching the
numbers and you're trying to calculate the premium based on
the statistical data that's available.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Like imagine, though, if we lived.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Our lives day to day like that, like that Weasley
way to live your life, like you'd go into a
like a Morton steakhouse, and if it was me, I
would order a twenty two ounce ribi. I guess it
would be bone in, but i'd order a twenty two
ounce ribbi. I'd have it cooked a butterfly cut, burned
the way I like it. I would eat the entire
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twenty two ounce ribbi well done. I'd have a baked
potato on the side, and then when the check.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Comes, I would refuse to pay. Well, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You have to pay well, listen, I'm going by the analytics, okay,
And I can't pay you because I don't know whether
or not I'm going to get indigestion. Maybe the cook
puts something in there, and I can't pay you.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm sorry. I know you're you did a good job
as the waiter and all that. I just can't pay
you know. I've run the numbers on this. I've looked
at you. People my age have acid reflux.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It spikes, and I don't want to pay for this
meal in case I get acid reflux.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I just can't do it. I hope you understand it's
not you. The steak was delicious.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I enjoyed it, but I can't do it, and so listen.
The organization also the Washington football team, the team used
to be called the Redskins.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The argument is they don't want to set a new
president by paying the wide receiver Terry McLaurin.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
As.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Their argument is, well, this could set a president and
then future play future players will then say, well, we also.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Want a new deal and we want more money. We're
in our thirties.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So instead, this is the funny part is so instead
of like we don't want to send a new president,
they're setting a different kind of president.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
If I'm reading the room right, you can correct me
if I'm wrong. But it's like, well, if.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You're a veteran player, if you're playing in Washington and
you're actually good, you're somehow good player, you know that
when you get to thirty, you better get the bag.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
By the time you get to thirty, because you're gonna
get the boot. You can get your ass kicked out
of there, like God forbid.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You reward an employee who's been a loyal employee, a
productive employee.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
For your company. But the analytics, the nerds, the nerds.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Even NFL players. As I have a conversation with a
buddy of mine radio friend. We were talking about, you know,
broadcasting and how it's changed over the years and now
NFL players, you're just a number.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're just a number on a spreadsheet. That's all you are,
all right now.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Secondly, we go to Green Bay where King Rory hangs
out the Green Bay Gobbler sleazy Cheese, although he's down
in Milwaukee, and the football team, the Packers. They have
a coach named Matt leflir. Now he announced the shockingly
shockingly this week that he has high expectations for Jordan
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Love and where he's going to take the Packers. Lafleur
saying that he feels Love has the skill set to
reach the upper echelon, upper echelon of players at his position.
Quote he said, I hate to put a ceiling on him,
the coach said, because I think he can be one
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of the elites in this league. Close quote. Okay, so
that's a good jumping off point on this one. Where
are you at on Matt Lafleur saying that Jordan Love
Green Bays, Jordan Love can be quote one of the elites.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right, So what is the evidence?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I always go to the evidence on this and based
on a minutes long Mallar investigation. Like, all I hear
is Matt Lafleur hitting the talking points memo.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's a canned speech. That's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That Matt Lafleur, like every other coach is trying to
gas up his quarterback in this case is Jordan Love.
And it's like me, like I like to dabble in
the kitchen. I made some New York beef sandwiches at
the Malor Mansion yesterday and they came out chef's kiss
really good.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
But it's like, well, listen, I am going to win
Iron Chef.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You know, one of those Iron Chef shows. I don't
know if they're still around, one of those Iron Chef shows.
Because I make unbelievable New York beef sandwich. Is I
make a really good smash burger, Like it sounds like no,
he's buying it, right, No one's buying. And you can
practically hear the coach speak the bullet points, you know,
in the voice.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
We believe in Jordan Love. He's got all the tools,
he's the future. Yeah but yeah, but yeah but yeah,
but yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Coach be It's the old hallmark card, if you will.
So let's talk about the fact I mentioned I investigated this.
So here's what I determined the results of my investigation,
your honor. Let's let's talk about Jordan Love has started
thirty three games, thirty three games in the NFL. Out
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of those thirty three, what percentage of those games has
Jordan Love thrown for over three hundred yards, which is
normally an indicator that you're doing pretty good. How about
less than ten percent Jordan Love? Out of those starts,
he's at nine percent, So three of thirty three, how
many of those games has Jordan Love gone under two
hundred yards, which normally indicates you're not one of the
(11:54):
better passing quarterbacks. That would be almost thirty percent, twenty
seven percent that he is now been able to get
to two hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
So he's not being elite.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
The quote was he has a chance, he's got all
the tools, he's the future.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But you know that's essentially what they were saying.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's like, well, he's he's got that in him and
he's you know, one of the one of the elites.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, that's that was the the quote.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So you know what Jordan Love is, right, I mean
right now, he's not even he's not even close to elite.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
He's not really saw.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
He had one stretch and a playoff game where they
absolutely harpooned the Cowboys. Other than that, you know, it's
like it's not really that solid. It's like the kid
in the neighborhood that's trying to sell you some magazine subscription.
You're like, well, it's twenty twenty five. No one's reading magazines,
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Like what are you doing. Jordan Love is like the
claw machine at the arcade and there's a really nice
shiny prize in there. Nice it's in the box and
it's right. There's maybe some headphones or something like that, and.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You're I'm gonna get that. Maybe I'll get the headphones.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Most of the time you're coming home with squad douche.
You're getting nothing and you're losing your money and all that.
And the packers listen, they have no other option. They
slid a massive, massive amount of pasos over to Jordan Love.
They gave him the contract based on a few games.
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They said, here, we're gonna give the whole thing right
to you. Boom And so, as I learned from my
professor Bill Parcells, back.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
In the day. He nailed it.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And you talk about potential, you lose with potential, you
win with production. And right now Jordan Love has potential,
right he has potential the.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Way that the you know, I go to the I
go to the gym. I'm not bragging.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I go there mostly because they got like a little
sna thing or whatever. I go to the gym, and
there's always some gym brah I call him Jim Bros.
There's always some Jim bro in there and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna get ripped, dude, Yeah, oh yeah, I'm I'm
you know, And most of those guys just look at
themselves in the mirror and they don't get ripped.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's usually just like they stare at themselves and that's it.
And they show up and they don't really work out.
They're there to socialize and they're in the sauna. That's
normally that guy, so La Floor. He's doing what every coach,
every coach does when you're married to a quarterback, you're
selling your vision and it's like invest in this fund
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because this is what we're going to be now, what
we are right now, it's what we're going to.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Be all right.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now, final fun, quick right, final fun. We go to
Buffalo where the Buffalo roam and we're running back. James
Cook will continue to roam for the Buffalo Bills. He
agreed this week to a four year, forty eight million
dollar forty eight million dollar contract extension.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Thirty million gaon t.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Guaranteed Shekels or the running back for Bill's Mafia. That
ends his hold in. He refused to practice the other
day and was rewarded with thirty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Of guaranteed money. So who ends up winning? Who wins
this standoff? The player or the team? So you got
the player or the team.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So after a couple of seconds of deliberation on this one,
the jury has reached.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
A verdict advantage.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Player advantage player on this because James Cook held it.
He didn't hold out. You're not You can't really hold
out more than a couple of days because they ding
you fifty grand a day. And he still walked away
with a bag so big it needs its own locker. Okay,
he is a supporting actor. Now you could say he's
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a really good supporting act, like this is a solid
ensemble cast, but it's not really an ensemble cast, and
he's a good last year, he was.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
A good supporting actor and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's great, but he's getting paid a lot of money,
more like leading man.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Money for a running back in a league.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And this is the problem where running backs are being
treated like VHS tapes in a streaming world.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
You don't really need them.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You know, they're a throwback, they're a relic. You're like,
look at that, put it in a museum. And running
backs outside of less than five, less than five outside
of less than five run backs.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Running backs in the modern NFL are like a plastic spoon.
You use the plastic.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Spoon, you make chili, You put the spoon in, you
kind of stir the chili with the spoon, and then
when it snaps, you throw it away and you go
to the drawer and your futs around. You grab it
and it's the running back is not a steak knife.
It's not a sharpened professional steak knife. It's not even
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that that spork that Alf loves the Alien of Potter.
It's not even that they're disposable. And yet James Cook
got paid good for him.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He got paid. He got paid not like a fork
or a spoon.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He got paid like silverware, not plastic silverware, at some
kind of banquet.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And so now he.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Is one of the ten highest paid running backs in
the NFL. He's the eighth in terms of contract value.
And again, I don't want to be taken I don't
care I get taken out of Congress. It's my point
to you, whether you choose to acknowledge my point or not,
is Cook is a nice ball player.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
He's got some juice he did last year.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
But if you're fully honest, Josh Allen is obviously the one,
the super nova, the one that stirs the drink and
all that stuff, as we like to say in these parts.
And so you got a guy who, as long as
Josh Allen's there will be a supporting actor. And Josh
Allen's not there, the bills are going to be irrelevant.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
And so Cook is like the ice cube, and you
need an ice cube, you know, on a hot day,
you need an ice cube, keeps the drink cool, adds
a little bit of texture to the bills and all
that stuff, and.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
He melts away.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
There'll be another ice cube that they'll throw out their
different running back and the drink will still go down smooth.
And now the bills are not total suckers on this
The win went to the player, James Cook, but the
bills are not total suckers.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Here's why.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Because the bill's got a little insurance policy. Not a
bad insurance policy, but a little insurance policy baked it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Because I did the.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Numbers on this, the deal runs out after James Cook's
age thirty season. We just talked about the Washington football
team freaking out because Terry McLaurin and you don't want
to pay him after the age of thirty. But he's
at thirty right now, So what.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Do they do?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So James Cook, the last year of this contract, if
if I read it right, is his age thirty season,
which is in running back years, basically retirement age.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And your salary goes down, down, down, down, down, down,
down down.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Down, just like so that's the expiration date stamp right
there on the contract.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So good luck getting another contract.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But you got paid good for you invest have a
nice portfolio, little stock investment funds, some real estate, and
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know this IN, espn no one's Watching Sports. Center it's
twenty twenty, five it's, done it's, Over and so they
Were the early schedule that got out was on one
of the business, sites was that they're going to give
thirty minutes To barkley And Kenny smith and they're not
even done doing fart jokes at the thirty minute, mark
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and they're going to cut them off at thirty.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Minutes IF i RAN, ESPN i would.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Be, like all, Right Charles barkley And Kenny smith and those,
guys we'll give them three. Hours if they don't want
to use the three, hours, fine but let's just keep.
Going and and they're gonna put commercials on The Scott Hansen.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Show they're gonna do, that And i'll wait and see
how this all plays. Out i'll wait and see how
this all plays. Out but it is not looking.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Good if you like those, shows it's not not looking,
good Super Marcus, steve he wrote in and this is
this is on brand For Supermarket. Steve he, says my
wife wanted me to ask you and your. Wife Super
Marcus steve, says if you wanted to join us at
A morton's In vegas after the meet and greet for
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a meal on, Us Supermarket.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Steve you better take that. Steak, well here's the, problem he.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Said he, SAID i told my WEB i, said, well
he will be ordering his. Steak ben will be ordering
his steak well. Done and Super Marcus steve says his wife,
said never. MIND i don't want to be, embarrassed which
is a you, know that's chicken crap, coop Super Mark.
(27:06):
Steve he's cheaper THAN i. Am he's not At he
was never going to take me to a. Steakhouse, yeah
it was just it was just a way to take a.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Shot you know, what, Though, BEN i think you should
do it, anyways and then order your steak well, done
and this will be absolutely.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Audacious send it back and tell them it's not burnt. Enough, Crispyer,
hey how come nobody Rips Rob? PARKER.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
O Rob parker likes steak the same WAY i like.
Steak he likes it well, done butterfly. Cut nobody takes
shots At Rob. PARKER i don't hear people taking shots
At Rob. Parker people take shots at me BECAUSE i
like my steak the WAY i like my.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Steak so. Uh, anyway this guy screwed is complaining he
doesn't have a.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
RING i, said come to the thing In. Vegas I'll
i'll get you and bet he said he can't make.
There you, Go he, says when you come to The bay,
area he'll do the meet and.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Greeting all, right, well we'll figure that. Out we'll figure.
That let's go the. Phones i'd say hello to eenie
meenie miney.
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Mo let's say a lord of Hollering james who called
Back hello Hollering.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
James come, on Sweet, Niblets what what is going?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
On?
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James why are you doing?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This you're making it seem like we're just putting people to. Bed,
James you're not even a Great you're not even a great.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Snorer at this. Point for the old days when he
would snore.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like a like a water, buffalo those were great days
on the.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Show you didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Anymore robbie The mariner fan has gotten a. Ring we'd
like to alert all the. Affiliates robbie The mariner fan
did get a ring from mister irrigation Berg dog, says
where's my damn? Ring, interesting H let's go to a
man who is apparently hoarding all the, Rings mike The.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Leprechaun, Hello mike The. Leprechaun top of the.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Morning oh That's. James but, okay, going can you hear?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Me you're on the, Air, okay, Anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Breaking news news From Fox sports.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
From, Boston. LORENA i don't that. TOO i have? Three shout?
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You how did? You how did you end up with?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Three because they deserve?
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Them who says?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
WHO i don't know how to say his, name but
screw s C R E W g wants.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
One, YEAH i KNOW i know he wants.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
One i'm getting email now from. Listeners Fry daddy says
he should be. Considered he, says we. Should you should
do a, lottery a ring.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Lottery but, no, no, No So i'm messaging back to
Mister irrigation all. Morning for some. Reason he has phone.
Issues he wanted to put out a. Pick, okay let
me see what he.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Said oh, shoot hold.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
On, anyway he has a lock for the game over
forty five point five Points september, fifth the game between
The chiefs and The. Chargers So i'm doing that as
a favorite To. Misterrogation oh Then i'm not, big, Yeah,
Ben i'm going to give. One so that's All mickey's
family In wilsters for.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Sure oh.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Good oh well that's. Nice they should they.
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Should Have mike In New. Hampshire got one, Already so, good.
Madam so, ready we're ready For.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Martin, guys guys are. Covered, okay we have our.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Back we scratch my, back, ey scratch YOUR.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't Think marcel is going to get one because
he won't give us his. Address WELL i think we
actually did get his address at one.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
POINT i think address.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
At one point.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Anyway all, right, so, anyway are you worried That Los
angeles will be taken over LIKE?
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Dc, No i'm.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Not i'm not worried about that.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Stuff well you're probably in a safe neighborhood. Anyway And
i'm your favorite da.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Right oh, yeah you're not a Bob, Uska you're a Dad.
Duska that's the male.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Version you know, What i'm going to have a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Tonight, well you give everyone nightmares when you call the,
show so that's.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Appropriate you would have a.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Night your wide night tonight will Be coop and His halloween.
Costume that was a funny.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Story you know what my nightmare. Is you know what
my nightmare, is.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
By my my nightmare is one of my listeners showing
up at noon to the radio station and me getting
a call from, management uh that they're very. Upset the
cops are going to be, here and it's your.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Fault that's WHAT i worry.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
About that's What ben there renewed your. Show so congratulations
on that fight THAT i almost got you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Fired, okay all, right yes you, did all, RIGHT i
gotta go go.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Away Blind, Scott, Hello Blind, Scott Blind scott.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Going, once going twice.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Too two seconds he's he's switching over the phone.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Line yeah you didn wasn't potted? Up Take Travid, Helton
This Travis teltsey And Taylor swift is going to ruin their.
Careers it's like so bad for their, careers like their
career is completely thinking right, now this, Guy Travis, kelsey
he was the face of the covid jab if you
(32:42):
REMEMBER i.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Do, YES i mean getting messages right people ripping him, still, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
He literally looks like the biggest tool. Ever you, know
he looks like A mike The, leprechaun kind of like
a complete pool like the face of.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
People that how do you know What mike The leprecaun looks,
like you're?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Blind, well He's Michael lepton is just a complete loser
that has to pay everybody to like. Them that's What i'm. Saying,
wow by the word.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
So you are?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Jealous you are? Jealous Are you're not going to go to?
That if we do The boston meet and, greet you're
not gonna go to.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
That my mom told me not to, go she. Said
the guys calling up here Saying i'm going to molest this.
Children what?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Nailed?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, Somebody oh you're making that.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
OFF a listener from the listener mailed assault chaker that
was smashed to my mom as. Glass my mom hates you,
guys you know WHAT i? Mean some of them have.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Contacts i've never even met your. MOM i don't know your,
mom your mom's. ADDRESS i don't believe.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
You call the police on.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
ME i swear to god he called the. Police, thoughts,
well what did?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You what did you? Do you did you deserve the
police called on?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
You he's a look at a racist.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
ON i don't. KNOW i don't all, well people, LISTEN
i don't know what people are. Doing you you, yeah,
yeah what do you? Want super Markeut Steve? Roada he,
Says i'm really not, Joking.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
BEN i would take you and the wife To morton's on,
us as long as you don't order a, steak, well
or at least order fish chicken or.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Something now should me And coop be offended that we're not? Invited?
Uh well, NO i.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
LISTEN i like, Mystakes.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Rare i've made the decision when we go on these
meeting vis where we're not hanging out.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Together you've made that clear with The vancouver. Things so that's.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Fine so we'll do our own thing and that's how that.
Goes but thanks for reminding me of. THAT i do appreciate.
That let's go To mike In New. Hampshire what's going
On mike In New.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Hampshire, godfather there he. Is he's got the truck. Going
look at, you.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
MAN i gotta, SAY i have to confirm what The leprechaun.
SAID i do have a ring from mister, irrigationis SO
i want to give a shout out to. Him thank.
YOU i much appreciate. It Good but the main reason
Why i'm calling is because of yesterday's phone call With
marcel And Blind. SCOTT i got to, Say Blind, scott
if you're still, listening, dude you are no longer the
dumbest person on the. Radio marcel IS i can't believe
(34:56):
how many, times how many different people you went through
And marshall believed it was. You SO i got to
give credit where credit is. Due kudos to, you.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Buddy oh look at that. Complimenting Blind.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Scott did not expect, that and that was very, interesting
As marcel believed anything he was.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Told and which was.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
AMAZING i just add and, Remember, MARCEL i don't know
if you were listening back, Then, mike but the most
famous Moment marcel's had on the, show AND i think
you'll agree with me on This, coop is when he
reported his breaking news that The titanic hit An.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
Iceberg another breaking overnight.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
News while everyone has slapped THE, Rms titanic has reportedly
hit an iceberg From New.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
York, yes now keep in mind when no you. Did,
yeah when The titanic hit The, iceberg there was no.
Radio so that was the first ever live breaking news
report on radio that The titanic hitd An. Iceberg of
course it happened one hundred years after The titanic hit The.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Iceberg but that's, fine you. Know, Anyway thank, You.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Mike i'm TOLD i have to hang up on you
BECAUSE i have a very tight clock, here very tight.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Clock all, right so we will have fact or fiction
back to. Fiction we'll get to that and we will
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Is.
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It let's face some raw facts on the.
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Show all, right let's do. It let's welcome in our
celebrity panel of. Judges were factor? Fiction we'll give you three.
Stories you got to figure out which your three is.
Not cruise separating fiction from. Fact so say hello to
who do we? Have we Have leslie the power couple In, Braydington.
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Florida Hello.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Leslie Oh, Ben i'm Helping jack will appear.
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Or, okay, well oh he's very. Busy i'm sure doing.
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Florida?
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Now now we're.
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Still we're still in On Long. Island oh?
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Nice all, right all, right well, yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
We're On sunday for a.
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Cruise nice where you head To. Rome, wow that's a big.
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Time all, Right now you're allowed to miss the show
for a few. Weeks enjoy. Yourself that's.
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Awesome one week, only that's all. Right, listen have a great.
Time that's that's a wonderful experience for you. Guys all,
right hold on a. Second we have that's.
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Wonderful we Have daniel And Fort. Wayne it's it's school.
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Thing but all, right hold, On. Daniel we Have wayne In.
Missouri Hello.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Wayne, oh good Morning.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
Dan and let's we have a great trip To. Rome
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right HOLD i think this is all we have time.
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For, unfortunately of the, judges so story number one couple
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podcast and The Missoo Swift society at The university Of
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Version and story number Three Tristan, thompson remember. Him thompson's
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Real, Quick leslie one two or? Three, Leslie i'm hoping
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