Hour 2 - Bengal Bonanza

Ben Maller talks about reports that the Bengals are listening to Trey Hendrickson trade offers as contract talks stall, where he's likely to land if Cincinnati decides to trade him, Maller to the Third Degree, and much more!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dilly dilly, it's our number two, our number two. And
are you surprised that Trey Hendrickson finds himself doing the
limbo with the Bengals? How low can you go? And
where is Trey Hendrickson? Likely the land? If Cincinnati actually
does does end up trading him, we'll talk about that.

(00:21):
The Broncos preseason TV broadcast team got catfished by a
fake Micah Parsons podcast quote. We're not making that up.
How does that happen? We'll examine that story and a
whole lot more right now here. It is our number two,
just a couple of weeks away. It is a Bengal

(00:43):
bonanza of sorts. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
of the Ben Malors Show. We are in the air
everywhere comrades, as we know is the trend that never dies.
It never ever dies. Coast to coast, border to border,

(01:04):
and beyond on the vast and spifely powerful microphones of
fs are ammating live from the mouth as we let
our mouth through the talking from the Fox Sports Radio
studios as approved by g Manage in Sweet Home, Chicago,
where the Bears played an exhibition game with the team

(01:27):
from Buffalo and one of the worst exhibition games ever. Hey,
this portion of the Mountain, well not for your Bears fan.
This portion of the Bendon Malor show made possible in
part by our friends at ty Iraq. For over forty years,
that's two generations, ty Iraq has been helping customers find
the right tires for how, what and where they drive,

(01:47):
ship fast and free back by free road hazard protection
with convenient installation options like mobile tire installation ti iraq
dot com the way tire buying should be. So our
lead this hour is from the gossip mill of the NFL.
So we just had another weekend of practice, not real

(02:09):
practice NFL games. We got one more weekend of that
and then a pause and then after that it is
on it begins. And so some new developments over the
weekend that caught my attention to the status of a
disgruntled defensive star. No, no, not not Micah Parsons. Not

(02:31):
Micah Parsons. Instead, it is about a ben goal. Do
you see this? No, So the Bengals are said to
be quote listening to trade offers for Trey Hendrickson. Yes,
that Trey Henderson who had all those sacks last year.
On a morbidly bad ben Gals defense. The state sponsored

(02:52):
NFL network, The prop the news service of the National
Football League, tells us that with contract talks at Impass,
the Bengals are finally finally open for business. On saying
bye bye to Trey Hendrickson, the NFL sack leader last year,

(03:14):
the Bengals defensive stalwart, and I'd just said that Cincinnati
would not only like not only like some draft picks,
they would also like some random player defensive player thrown
in there as well. So let us discuss the question,
are you surprised? Are you surprised that Trey Hendrickson finds
himself in limbo with the Bengals doing the limbo with

(03:37):
the Bengals And here we are, now the trade conversation
getting cranked up? Are you surprised by this?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
So?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I've got Tom Cruise, runny scrambled eggs, and radio shack,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make pancakes with delicious syrup on top,
something that I don't eat very often, but occasionally I
will partake in pancakes and cinnamon rolls and just absolutely wonderful.

(04:07):
So number why I said number. Why we are genuinely
surprised that the Cincinnati football team waited this long, unless
we're not. This is standard operating procedure for the ben Gals.
What did you expect to change? Like, what exactly was

(04:29):
going to change here? They're always playing the Bengals. They're
always playing the how low can you go?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Game?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
How low can you go? And well, apparently, based on
a minutes long deliberation of the events that took place
over the weekend, apparently Trey Hendrickson can't go low enough
for Mike Brown, the coupon clipping front office and ownership
group of the Cincinnati football team. Now Mike Brown and

(04:57):
his cronies, it's the fan lead business. So they all
act like they're at the supermarket. We've all been grocery shopping,
and you're behind the person at the checkout stand that
has not just a couple of coupons, a giant folder
filled with coupons. You know that person. You ever been

(05:20):
behind that person? Yeah, it makes you question your existence
on the planet. The person they got a giant binder
full of coupons and they're arguing over thirty five cents
off the canned corn and they're not going to buy
the can corn unless they get the thirty five discount.

(05:42):
But it's a manufacturer's discount, does not apply. The statue
has run out on that. But they they're fighting, they're
sparring back and forth, and so meanwhile you're just kind
of sitting there. You're like, I just want to get
my stuff and get out of here, like I don't
need this right And the Bengals are sitting here, they're like, well, listen,
I know we had one of the top pass rushers
in the NFL and all that stuff, but our defense

(06:03):
blew with this guy last year, and so they're treating
him like that doesn't matter. And you know, the Bengals
is gonna suck on defense whether Hendrickson's there or not.
And the law of averages, if you believe in such things,
says they'll actually be a little bit better next season
just because they were so bad underachieved last season. But

(06:23):
this is all part of the franchise charter in Cincinnati
when it comes to the football team. They yeah, they
got Joe Burrow, franchise changing quarterback, and they signed Jamar Chase,
and they signed T Higgins to large contract extensions and
the real window is open right now for the Bengals
to continue to be a playoff team, although they were not.

(06:44):
We're not a playoff team last year. But instead of
doubling down, down, down, down down, doubling down, they're in
the corner right now and they're counting my old nemesis
the penny. They're counting pennies in the corner, like Grandpa
simpsonn penny three, penny four, penny five, and and it's
kind of like this. They're listening to trade offers. They're like, Okay, well,

(07:06):
why weren't you doing that a couple months ago? What
are you doing? You could have done that in the
NFL draft. You could have made a move that would
have gotten you something that you could have put on
the field this season. And this is the raining sack
leader in the NFL. You're talking about. It's kind of
like having Tom Cruise back in his prime, and Tom

(07:29):
Cruise is the headliner on the movie set, and you're like,
we don't really need Tom Cruise. Why don't we trade
Tom Cruise and we'll get like Paulli Shore. We'll put
Paulie Shore out there back. You know, if you're a
fan of old movies. You know, not a great trade,
not a great transaction there, but you do it now

(07:49):
page two. So where where, oh, where, oh? Where is
Trey Hendrickson likely to land if Cincinnati does pull the
trigger and hit the nuclear option and trade Trey Lance.
So where does he end up if this actually becomes
a thing. So the one that makes all the sense

(08:12):
in the world is the MotorCity kiddies, the Lions. That
makes all the sense in the world. There Dan Campbell's
neat cap biting fantasy, and the Lions are in it
to win it right now. This is the Golden Era
Lion football and they took a step back last year.
And who cares about draft picks? F them picks you

(08:32):
go for. You get a proven commodity defensive edge rusher
and Trey Hendrickson. That's the move. Then you said, what
about the Eagles? Eagles are the reigning Super Bowl champions
of the NFL. Howie Roseman, who has his toes tickled
by Eagle apologist and media fanboys. They love how He Roseman,

(08:52):
so he would trade. Howie Roseman would trade his grandma's
crockpot to improve the Eagles defensively, to get them and
they were great last year's championship level defense. But you
got to keep improving. You got to keep getting better
and better and better. And then you look around the
other teams in the NFC, said the Rams, that's the
kind of move the Rams would make. This is now

(09:13):
a defensive team because Stafford's got his issues there. So
if you're the Rams, you want to fatten up the defense,
you gotta pay though Trey Hendrickson. And then if the
Green Bay Packers were not a community own team, you'd
say the Green Bay Packers would make a lot of
sense for Trey Hendrickson. And then you said, well, what
about what about the AFC. If the Ben Goals are
willing to trade Trey Hendrickson to any team anywhere at

(09:36):
any time, and that includes the AFC, then that's Andy
Reid knocking on the door right there, Big Red Andy Reid,
come on down, wearing his Hawaiian shirt, Andy Reid, and
he's got a cheeseburger. He's nibbling on a cheeseburger there,
and he's thinking about draft picks. As everyone knows in
the NFL, the real ones know. And I did a
rant about this on the Fifth Hour podcast, which was

(09:58):
approved by the way, by Robbie the Mariner fan. He
approved the logic he is starting to see the light,
which tells me Robbie is becoming an older person because
he sees light. But draft picks are the Bingo cards
of football, right They're most are worthless. You play Bengo.
I play Bengo every once in a while. Why most
of those Bengo cards are completely worthless. Give me a

(10:20):
guy who actually gets to the quarterback, a proven commodity,
a known commodity. And that's what I was in kan'tasity.
Just like Philadelphia and Detroit. This is the golden era
for the Chiefs. You got to go for it, and
who cares about draft picks and bingo cards. It's the
same concept scratcher tickets. It's the analogy works. It's the

(10:41):
perfect analogy for draft picks. You sit there, you have
twenty of them, and you're all excited. You have twenty
Bingo cards, and half the time you end up with
guys who are hanging out at a round table. Not
a roundtable restaurant. There at a round table with flow
from Progressive. They've got the Geico gecko on another part

(11:02):
of the roundtable They've got Jake from State Farm and
they're all eating runny just absolutely disgusting runny scrambled eggs
and soggy bacon at an insurance conference at an airport
holiday inn in Omaha. And they're talking about insurance. But
that player was just drafted to be an impact player

(11:23):
in the NFL. That Bengo card did not work out.
Now they're hanging out with Flow and the get Go Geico,
the Geico Geko that's where they're going anyway now. I meanwhile,
so you have you have Trey Hendrickson, who is gonna
have some saying this because whoever's trading for him is
gonna want to have him happy and sign him to
an extension. So it takes two to tango. He is

(11:44):
a proven commodity Hendrickson, and it's like knowing you're gonna
get a little something like there's a little bit of
money there. Now how much he has left in the tank.
That's open for conversation and open for debate. But based
on what we have seen the Bengals, the Bengals, they
will not get it. Does I'm still not convinced. Even

(12:07):
know the reports came out over the weekend it's all
posters said, well, an how we're open for business to
trade Trey Hendrickson. They'll drag this out right up until
the start of the NFL regular season. They'll drag this
out because they overvalue. They overvalue things like Bengo cards
and all that stuff. And Hendrickson, listen, he is going

(12:29):
to end up somewhere else eventually and most likely terrorizing
Joe Burrow and the Bengals offense at some point down
the line. Unless the qualifications here for Cincinnati is you
can only trade Trey Hendrickson to an NFC team that
does not play the Bengals. And the only way Hendrickson

(12:50):
would come back to haunt them as a Poultergeist would
be in a Super Bowl situation. Right, But the Bengals
clearly the on office there, the ownership, fans of the
dancing clown Pennywise, they were because it's the Bengal way.
I'm telling you, it is the Bengal way here as

(13:12):
they are penny Wise, pound foolish. That is what the
Cincinnati Bengals stand for. It's like Stephen King approves this
message and all this because Mike Brown wants to save
a little bit of money on gas and save a
couple of shekels on some guests. All right, now, final
point to Denver we go. One of the great embarrassing
moments that I have seen in recent television, and I've

(13:35):
seen some, I've been part of some embarrassing moments on television.
But the Broncos had a preseason game over the weekend.
Everyone played, and they had a preseason broadcast over the weekend,
which is one for the ages, one for the ages
for the Broncos, bless their hearts. So they got catfished.
The Denver Broncos preseason broadcast got catfished by a fake

(13:59):
Mica Jarson's quote, a quote in which Michael Parsons talked
about wanting to play for the Denver Broncos. So how
does this happen? How does this happen where a broadcast,
a team run broadcast, completely gets horn swaggled by a

(14:19):
bogus quote. So this wasn't just a little slip up.
It was not. This was like walking onto the used
car lot and buying a lemon and it says on
the car lemon right there, it says it's a lemon.
But then you're bragging to your buddies, I didn't buy
a lemon. I know it looks like a lemon and

(14:39):
it says lemon on it, but it's actually a BMW.
No you bought it says lemon. You bought a lemon.
That's a bad job by you. Shame on you. So
they actually put a graphics package together to show the
quote that was not an actual quote from Micah Parsons.
They put the fake words into a fancy font on

(15:00):
the television broadcast and then broke down. They had the
announcers who were also in on the gag. Apparently they
didn't realize it was fake. They went with it. The
quote was absurd from the very beginning. He said, the
fake Micah Parsons quote was my dream destination, Denver my
dream destination. They already got the best defense in the league.

(15:22):
The fake Micah Parsons quote said, and of course, that's
like saying your dream destination is Salt Lake City because
you love the airport in Salt Lake they have really
good vending machines. The top pretzels in all of Utah
are at the Salt Lake City Airport vending machine. Those
hard pretzels are to die for. They're so good. But

(15:44):
the other thing about this, which is great, any bit
of fact checking, you would have caught this right away.
Michah Parsons podcast has not been released since January. It
is now August, So.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yet February, March, you got April, May, June, July, and
now August and nothing bupkiss, And yet they went with
it as a recent quote the Bronco broadcast, which is
just a chef's kiss.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It is so good. It is so good. You know
what that's like let me sell you. That's like saying, hey,
you gotta hear this new tune. This new song from
the Beatles is amazing. Oh my god, it is so
freaking good. Yeah. I know most of them are dead
and they broke up fifty years ago, but this new
tune from the Beatles is so good. It's great. Or

(16:37):
it's like finding a radio shack, a brick and mortar
radio shack and buying a Tandy computer, Like what are
you doing? Tandy is Dandy from back in the day.
This quote, there's a better chance of finding a Tandy
computer than the Micah Parsons quote being legit for a
myriad of reasons, for a myriad of reasons. So the

(16:58):
Bronco broadcast went full Picasso on this with the fake
quote from Micah Parsons. They painted it up as like
an oil painting, and it was such a beautiful thing.
I watched the clip. I didn't see it live. I
was away this weekend, but I watched the clip online
and it should have been hung from the louver right
next to the Mona Lisa the next room over. That

(17:19):
you could not only go with a fake quote, that's
one thing. We've all been punked by fake quotes in
the age we are in now. But to put a
graphics package up and to really lean into it, do
the old fentanyl lean into it, right, the fentanyl fad?
What are you doing? Wowsers? They got sentel, They got
sportstock buried is what they got, literally buried, butt cracked sports,

(17:41):
all those satire sites right there in real time, right
there in real time. And it was actually by a
Broncho fan. This is supposedly a Bronco fan account sent
this out as a bogus quote, and much to their amazement,
it ended up being picked up by the Bronco broadcast.
And so it was dine o might it was dine

(18:03):
oh might it was so good. That's like the people
that fall for the Nigerian Prince email scam. Just give
us your bank account information. We will end up sending
you all of our money. Yeah, okay, No, you're gonna
end up sending your money to them, and money, money, money,
You'll be wiring the money. That's how it's gonna work.
But very embarrassing. So anyway, I enjoyed that. I thought

(18:26):
that was great. Good job by the Bronco TV people
who have no concept of what is real and what
is not, and a simple search would have determined that
that was a bogus quote. There you go, the Broncos
trying to be relevant. They showed some signs of life
last year. They really haven't been very good since Peyton
Manning and his rotting carcass. They pushed him across the

(18:47):
finish line years ago, so I guess they need some
fact checkers there. It is the Ben Mahlor Show. If
you would like to be part, you can join us
right now and there's a line open eight seven seven
nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine nine six
six three six' nine if you'd like to be part
of the. Program so we Mentioned Trey hendrickson likely on the.

(19:11):
Move at least the chatter is picking up For Trey
hendrickson to Leave. Cincinnati we'll talk more about that also
some other interchangeable. Parts we'll get to that as. Well
we will do it.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Next be sure to catch live editions Of The Ben
Meller show weekdays at two Am eastern eleven Pm pacific
On Fox Sports radio and The iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
App He's Mike, Krmen I'm Dan. Bayern we have a
fantasy football podcast CALLED I Want Your. Flex that's, Right.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Dan every week we're gonna scour the waiver wire to
find the pickups to turbo boost your fantasy lineup six,
starts fantasy football players rankings to get you ready to
dominate the.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Competition listen TO I Want Your flex With Mike carmon
and Me Dan byer on The iHeartRadio, App Apple podcasts
and wherever you get your. Podcasts ben is a. Man
y's a. Man he's got as well as shand gives
them this fording.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You Ben mallor is a, man gets a big, man.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Big man here everywhere for. You and.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
From The dodger coup on the top of the All
ben to the heel of His costco.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Shoes he's the rip boring sports talking is man the
world has he earned a classic mall or.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Two here is A man's a, MAN a collaboration forgets
to bring along, kids.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Bab rod The ambassador Of, Bakersfield Tammy, montanase The, oh
the name. Change the show stays the same unless it.
Doesn't you can interact with this show right. Now we'll
be In vegas On, saturday a meet and Greet saturday

(21:03):
afternoon And Lost Wages nevada come out hang out with
us there In vegas from three until five in the.
Afternoon details on all these social on all the social media.
Channels you can find information there on x At Ben,
mahler On, Instagram Ben mahler On, fox and on The
facebook Page Ben Malor. Show you can interact with the
show on x At Ben, Maller Loraina sailor to her

(21:26):
AT Fsr Tech queen and don't talk to me and
also talk To coop if you. Want at A bronco
fin all Up Bronco fest you can say lo to.
Him your comments cannon will be used against you in
the court of sports radio. Accordingly and don't forget the
company would like me to remind you that there is

(21:46):
a YouTube channel that's right, unbelievable. Amazing who said that's
a good, idea but it is. Available excited to announce
the brand new YouTube. Channel so help us out to
us a solid there to YouTube dot, com slash At
Ben Malors, show or if you're already within, YouTube which

(22:06):
most of us, are just Search Ben mahlor, show be
sure to hit that subscribe button that little thing right,
there and you'll get instant access To mallard monologue is
the very best. Videos he just goes all the rest
from the show and brand new, channel brand new channel to,
us say good, mitzvah just Search Ben Malors show on
YouTube and. Subscribe we get back to, it and back

(22:29):
to it we go as we began with A ben
gal Heavy mallard monologue and we'll get to interchangeable parts
coming up in a little. Bit also later this, hour
we Have mallard to the third. Degree mallard the Third.
Degree let's go to the phoneslow right now and we
go To ottawa and we sal out To, paul who's next?
Up Hello, Paul, Welcome Hi.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Ben you mentioned being In canada. Recently small, joke how
do you get Fifty canadians.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Out of a, pool, right how do you get Fifty
canadians out OF i don't.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Know please get out of the.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Pool that is. Right there's, manners polite, people respectful, People,
rightdiah exactly. Exactly.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yes so you were mentioning hubris in relation to The
Los Angeles, dodgers and last week we talked about hubris
in relation to THE, nfl AND i think it's a
really interesting topic when it comes to, sports, hubris because
there's a fine. LINE i think that to be a successful,
athlete you have to be. CONFIDENT i don't think there's

(23:36):
any doubt about. That but if you cross into over,
confidence something happens where you might be brought. Down AND
i think of the nineteen eighty eight and nineteen Ninety Open.
Days they wanted all in eighty, nine but in eighty
eight and nineteen ninety they were supposed to win as.
Well they were a, big powerful offensive, team AND i

(24:00):
think they felt invincible to use that word, again and
they were brought down by. Pitching of, course, pitching really
good pitching will overcome really good offense in the. End
and SO i just thought that was an Interesting.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah no's BUT i think anything in, life you've got
to have. Confidence, Right how are you successful at anything
if you're not confident that you can get the job. Done,
now there is also the as you, Know, paul the
pretender syndrome where you got to fake it till you make,
It like you wake, up you're, LIKE i don't belong,
Here like what AM i? Doing what's? That and get
me out of here and all that. Stuff but now The,
DODGERS i ranted earlier if you people were not, listening

(24:40):
maybe you were not listening. Earlier not, You, paul but you.
Listening AND i ran about The. Dodgers i'm getting a
lot of crap from The dodger, people, like, well you
you ripped them last, week and they went out and
swept The San Diego padres and they're back in first,
place The dodgers and all this. Stuff and to, me
that proves my point that though the last two months
that they were just close to along there there was

(25:01):
not an attention to. Detail and they went out they
had attention to detail and they smacked around The podres
over the. Weekend that shows you what they're capable of,
doing but not what they have been. Doing and that's my.
Point so that's WHAT i was.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Rating and you also mentioned bad habits being hard to,
break AND i can relate to. That i've often had
bad habits and they take a long time to get.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It what's your worst? Habit what's your worst HAB.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
I guess my worst one was was beer. DRINKING i
drank only, beer but a lot of.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It and what was your go to beer.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Like ghost to beer was Le bat Blue? Blue.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah it's how many a day we talked about what
are we looking?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
At, well certainly more than?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Twelve, Yeah and is this all day or did you?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Compartmentalized and actually at NIGHT i would get it during
the day IF i get WHAT i could, afford and
at NIGHT i WOULD i would drink WHEN i was
pretty much safely in my apartment AND i would drink
and kind of.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Isolate and it was something THAT i never thought i'd get,
over BUT i. Did And i'm a friend Of bill
w Now and That's it's been a great eight years
without any year it would go for.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
You it's.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Good, yeah how are you?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Still it is. TOUGH i have friends that have gone through.
That it's tough when you go to like bars and,
stuff because there's people. Drinking are you okay with that
or do you ever like get the so?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Far?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah, actually LIKE i don't really go to, bars BUT
i go to restaurants, sometimes and you, know my sister
will have a glass of. Wine WELL i didn't drink,
wine so that's no. Effect BUT i will see them
sometimes carrying large glasses of draft beer and Then i'll
think kind of whimsically sometimes like a cold. Beer BUT
i have no intention of doing, it because it's really

(26:56):
fun at the beginning when you're when you're an, alcoholic
but it's no fun and at the.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
End, yeah SO i hear. You, well that's, Great, Paul
i'm good for. You.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Man the bad habits thing, IS i think about My
Montreal expos THAT i grew up listening to and, watching
and My Autawa senators in THE, nhl and they had
the bad habit of having being a really good regular
season team and then when the playoffs, came they would. Fold,

(27:26):
WELL i.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Can tell, YOU i don't know If i've told you
this in the, past BUT i can tell you that
The expos had a tremendous home field, advantage not because
there were a lot of fans At Olympic, stadium because
there were not a lot of fans in the stadium was.
Empty certainly the last couple of years they played In,
montreal there were like five thousand people. There BUT i
know when the guys would go Into, montreal they loved
the ballet and they would go out late at night

(27:48):
and they maybe didn't have their legs underneath them because
that ballet legendary In, montreal so they.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Would Olympic stadium was another example of. Hubris you, know
you built something really large to the, answer it was
like a. Mausoleum and they played on a. Rug and
before that they played At Jerry, park which was a
grass field and it was really really. Good it was Like.
Fenway and, anyway they were an exciting team in the
regular season and in the. Hockey The Ottawa senators always

(28:18):
had a good regular season. Team but playoff, hockey as you,
know is different from regular season. Hockey it gets more
physical and more, gritty and so you have to have
more of a kind of less skill and more grit
to get through a playoff.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
GAME i got. YOU i, well thank, You. Paul we'll
talk to the Great paul In ottawa checking And justin
In cincinnati not a fan Of paul In, ottawa says
a Typical. Canadian he, said all about The a's without
The reds sweeping them all, Right so that's He's justin

(28:55):
Better reds. Fan and he says he has on his big,
board he's Got. Sudan canada's Behind sudan On justin's big.
Board how many countries do you Think justin could? Name,
seriously Justin, cincinnati how many countries do you think you could? Name? Four? Four?
MAYBE i think he could do like fifteen. Mm, yeah,

(29:21):
hey most people could name twenty, five thirty maybe on.
Average you're giving people a lot of credit, here you, know,
no because there's like the big, one like you, know the.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
The United, States, Canada, Mexico, PANAMA i hate, You, Jamaica. Peru,
oh you're just Like dominicans ow The.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Caribbeans that sounds like some animaniac. Stuff of course that's
exactly what you. Can that does. Count it's like when
you do the alphabet and you sing it and then
you get pulled over by a cop and you're not
allowed to sing it because everyone can just sing the,
rhythm and you KNOW i. Can't you can't do. That
let's see who, uh let's see who else we. Have
let's see page nan uh truck Or joe got his

(29:59):
ring he says MALLOR i think my ring says your
number one numbers from The great truck or joke. GLAD
i wish you could hear me scream every time you
say number. One oh, Good the anxiety it gives my
soul is like it's a. Lot be glad that you
can't hear. Her Go, Okay jay scoopsa has. Been we

(30:20):
all know this is not A Morning zoos, show SO
i don't expect to hear you. Violate you VIOLATE fcc
airwaves with unnecessary shout. Outs on my, BIRTHDAY i plan
to take a Sizable malipalooza winnings my Sizeable malapalooza winnings
and invest half with stocks of nothing and book a

(30:43):
flight to. Nowhere, well that that's. Outsaying and, Again, jason
we cannot wish you a happy. Birthday there's no shout outs.
Here we don't get paid like morning, people so we
cannot do. That just not allowed to do. It so
if we, could we might wish you a very happy.
Birthday hope you have a great, time and maybe you'll
even show up at the mallor meet and greet In.
VEGAS i don't, know but we're not allowed to do.

(31:04):
That we cannot do, That SO i hope you. Understand
let's go to Weed, Man, hippie who's In, Miami, Miami.
Miami hello Weed, Man. HIPPIE i love, You BEN i Weed.
Man are you gonna be In? Vegas are you calling
up to announce you are on your way To vegas
for the mallard meet and. Greet everyone's gonna be able
to meet. You you're gonna be hanging out there In Sin.

(31:24):
City Weed man Does. Vegas no man so. Great you'd
be a rock star In. VEGAS i could see you
on in, downtown right in front of The Golden, nugget
out there, panhandling making a. Killing Weed, man you would.
Dominate we gots.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Do benny and the Weed.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Man benny and the Weed, man we'll do it right
there In. Vegas, man we'll make it happen just like
the old. Days How's benny and the Weed. Man what's
the act gonna be? Like sell the act right, now
give an, elevator Pitch benny and the Weed. Man you've
got forty. Seconds sell it right. Now you're in the elevator.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Go, off shame And dariel tell jokes and we'll do it.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Live, okay you still have twenty. Seconds we've made you
have twenty. More that was like what five? Seconds? SEVEN
i mean it was seven or eight? Seconds? Seven that?
Good Happy. Monday have you been? Upset i've been away
the last couple Of. Fridays we have not. Done, yeah

(32:28):
you have not been. THERE i KNOW i have.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
NOT i have.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Not It's. August it's, well it's, football you, know before football.
Season we all try to get the days. In BUT i.
WILL i am scheduled to be here This friday and
as far AS i, know every Other friday and until further,
notice SO i should be. THERE i know. What you
didn't get paid for those last two. Thursdays, weed, man

(32:55):
look at, you. Unbelievable are you still like your? Roommate?
Everything everything's good? There you like? Roommate life's? Good, yes,
yea everything's.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
GOOD i gotta hit load Then i'll come To.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Vegas you got hit the, lottery, OKAY i.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Gotta don't you.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Get money every month, though you get THAT ebt thing
and all. That all, Right so if you don't, eat
if you're, fast if you go on a hunger strike
for a month and save up one thousand, dollars and
then you eat for a, month and then you save
up another thousand the following, month you'll have two thousand.
Dollars that'd be more than enough to go To. VEGAS
i think that's a Brilliant on a, bus, right you

(33:30):
can take a bus to? Bake how much is it
you're In? Miami hold, on, sing let me see what's
the math you'll fly with by the? Bus you want
to take a? Bus you'd? Rather you're a? Diva look at.
That beggars can't be. Choosers do you take what you can?

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Get hold, on let me see HOLD i mean he'd
have to leave like.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Tomorrow he. Definitely. Yeah hold let me let me see
here how MUCH i don't even know how much A
greyhound bus ticket is From? Miami one? Way let's see
what do you think it? Is let's see? Here one?
Way Eighty? Wow, no, no believe it or? Not it?
Is oh my, god who this can't be? Right clearly,

(34:16):
no it's four hundred and seventy one? Dollars? Who, no, Way,
no that can't be. Right is that? Right for on
a bus to sit it. Takes, yeah it. IS i
think it is cheaper to fly To vegas than that's.
Insane and there's four transfers on this. Bus you gotta you.

(34:40):
Transfer you go From miami, Downtown miami To. Orlando you
transferred To, atlanta then you transfer To dallas and then
a wind. Tunnel but then it says you have to
go to change. Out then you have to go From
dallas To Los angeles and then back To. Vegas so
you have to go Past vegas to go TO la
and then go back to oh, no. Irrigation, alright, alright,

(35:04):
ALRIGHT i gotta. Go thank. You We i'm glad you're. Alive,
Though i'm glad you're. Alive ah, right go. Away there's
a great weed man hippie there From. Miami interchangeable. Parts
it is that time of the, year a lot of
trade rumors in THE. Nfl The Washington commanders have been
looking to unload Not terry, McLaurin But Brian Robinson. Junior

(35:25):
here's our running, Back Brian Robinson. Jr as he is
a former third round Pick alabama and he's been, OKAY i,
mean the greatest thing in the world for The washington football.
Team but he's been okay and he is entering the
final year of his, contract so they're looking to say bye.
Bye we Have mallard the third. Degree here's the insta.

(35:46):
Trivia blank is the only quarterback IN nfl history with
forty thousand career passing yards and zero playoff. Wins there's
only one to do. It blank is the only quarter
back IN nfl history with forty thousand plus career passing
yards and zero playoff. Wins that is the instat. Trivia the.

(36:07):
Answer we'll get to, it and we will do it.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Next Fox Sports radio has the best sports talk lineup
in the. Nation catch all of our shows at Foxsports
radio dot com and within The iHeartRadio. App SEARCH fsr
to listen Live.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Bell miller and. You it is The Ben Maler. Show
and if you missed any of the overnight, show which
is still going, on you're gonna want to catch the.
Podcast just Search Ben maller wherever you get your. Podcasts
right after the, show the podcast will be. Posted be
sure to follow the pod rating five. Stars you can
even provide a review it, again just Search Ben maller

(36:44):
wherever you get your. Podcast It's Omni presidents everywhere you'll
find the full show and a best of version which
is all of four point six seconds, long posted right
after the end of this. Show all right back to our.
Time now for The insta. Trivia we'll get To mallard
of the third degree in a, moment but here's The insta.
Trivia blank is the only, quarterback the only one IN nfl.

(37:08):
HISTORY i have forty thousand plus career passing yards and
zero playoff. Wins, normally if you get to that, number
you're going to win at least one playoff. Game but
only one person has done. It that is the. Question
what is the? Answer Late Night Drug tester says You'r Andy,
samberg who is forty seven? Today Joe, milton the Third

(37:30):
cowboy Legend. Boy that's not going very well For Joe
milton from alf The Alien. Opinter what happened to? Him
Terrell pryor From? Scrooge that's his? ANSWER a Monkey Monkey
Biz dog Says General booty is the. Answer Pauli, shore
one Of hollywood's finest actors from Ferg. Dog who else
to Have Warren? Moon guessed By eke In, Roseville, Minnesota

(37:54):
Page Down fabio Aka Trevor lawrence From andy and Lion O.
Lakes who else do We Paige, Dan Andy dalton From
Ryan he's, hurt Uh Paige Dan Shane falco From, benito
the long Suffering cowboy. Fan Andy dalton gets By Ozzy.
Wiz do you have an, Answer, Lorraine i'm going With Snooky.

(38:16):
Ben snooky Like snooky's. Cookies, no Like snooky From. Jersey, Okay.
No the correct answer the greatness of our. Writers Derek.
Carr Derek, carr he's, retired so he'll never get a playoff.
Win it's maller how about?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
That to the third? Degree, yeah this is one Big
ben gets.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Grilled Gooblod.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Ben there have been some conflicting predictions involving Bo.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Nicks, yes that's your, Guy, coop that's your, hero that's,
true your. Savior, Yes i'm a, believer your quarterback and.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Savior, now so we've got some executives that say that
he's going to Surpass jane And daniels next, season and
then we have another executive that said The broncos are
going to bench him by twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Seven what's? That are you? On? Ben all? Right so
he's not gonna Pass Jadon daniels because he's not that
type of. Quarterback Bow knicks is a guy that if
the defense is, good special teams are, good he's not
gonna f things, up but he's not gonna be the
reason that you win. GAMES i don't see him as
that kind of. Guy And Jayden daniels is that kind of.
Guy was that guy For washington making plays. Late SO

(39:25):
i say between those two it's closer to the. Whole
someone else will be playing in twenty twenty, seven BUT
i think it'll just be an AVERAGE nfl starting quarterback Bow,
knicks and that's, fine slightly above.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
Average, next The Milwaukee brewers have their franchise best fourteen
game win streak snap On. Sunday there's still seven and
a half games ahead of every other team in The National.
League do you think the Brew crew Or World series?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Bound. NO i don't think there were The World series,
bound and it's ultimately the talent in the playoffs will
go the other. Way WOULD i mind if The brewers
in the in The World. Series. NO i wouldn't mind
if The brewers make the making THE Warld. SERIES i
actually like the way The Milwaukee brewers play and approach
things and if the miz comes back from this injury
situation and can pitch enough innings and in the playoffs

(40:07):
and all, that why. Not But, no if you were
giving me one thousand dollars of funny, money WOULD i
bet on The Milwaukee brewers to go to The World. Series?
NO i would. Not it's a great. STORY i like
the fact that they're from the small market and they've,
won they've had success and all, that BUT i would
not be betting on them.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Next Kellen moore told the media this, weekend we'll see
when asked if The saints will name their starting quarterback this.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Week, no we'll, See. Ben who do you think it's gonna?

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Be all?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Right So i've done the math on, This. Coop it's
impossible For Kellen moore to name a. Quarterback they don't
have a. Quarterback they all blow The saints, depth they all.
Suck there's not one good quarterback. There Spencer, rattler, Terrible Tyler, shuck,
horrific And jake and they get a trade for a
quarter trade For Jamis. Winston how'd we do you fail

(40:53):
this edition to? Win Bo nicks stop propaganda