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We go. Welcome.
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It's our numb bur one, our number one of the
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of August, and here on this day we focus in
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A true crime mystery.
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Where are you at on the story that Andy Reid
was sitting in his office and was shot at a
bullet came into his office fifteen feet away.
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From the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. We'll
examined the information we have on that who done it?
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Also, what's your verdict on Micah Parson's status for the
Cowboys when the regular season begins? The head coach, Brian
Schottenheimer's optimistic. And we have a trade. The forty nine
ers have acquired the sky sky Moore. Doesn't that sound
like a WNBA player sky Moore in a trade from
the Chiefs wide receiver? What does that tell you? Break
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A true crime sports mystery of who done it? Well?
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The day takes us to Kansas City.
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Now there are a couple of stories that caught my attention,
but this one, uh wild tale a true crime mystery,
and supposed to those true crime shows are really popular.
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the True Crime Box right from the Heartland. So if
you didn't see this, and maybe not, maybe you missed it.
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So week we learned that a a bullet some would say,
a magic bullet, was fired into the office of Andy Reid. Yeah,
that Andy Reid, the guy that coaches the Chiefs, the
big guy, Andy Reid, fired into his office at the
team facility. Did this happen last night? Let me check
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my notes here, No, it did not happen last night.
Did this happen last week? Let me see you here, No,
it did not happen last week. Let me see what
must have happened, like two weeks ago, right, we're just
hearing about it two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Let me see here. No, no, it could No, that's
not right. Now.
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It turns out it actually happened last spring, last spring,
early May of twenty twenty four. So since then, Kansas
City played not very well. They barely showed up and
lost a Super Bowl to the Philadelphia football team. Now
the newspaper that's hanging on by a thread there, the
Kansas City Star tells us that Andy Reid was working alone,
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slaving over the midnight oil. There, burning the midnight oil,
working alone in his offices is in early May of
twenty twenty four. And then bang, a bullet was fired
from outside the building and broke through the glass and
left a hole through the window and the blinds in
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Andy Reid's office, and the story says it missed him
by about fifteen feet. Now, you might think fifteen feet
is a kind of a wide area where the basketball
hoops ten feet high, But imagine a bullet coming near
you fifteen feet away got lodged in the wall. The
story says, between his bathroom, boy, hey, he's got his
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own bathroom. Man, he's doing well. You know you're doing
well when you've got your own bathroom. And the entire
door or the entry door that goes into his office
it must be a large door, must be a large door.
So there was that and two more bullets. So not
just one, but two more bullets also were fired at
the chief facility, and one of them hitting the I
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guess there's the third floor there, and another some outside
air conditioning unit. So that was clearly a bad shot.
Has anyone been arrested. No, so over a year later,
this is over over a year later. Were closer to
a year and a half. So let us discuss the
question where are you at on this Andy Reid true
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crime shooting gallery story? So I've got San Diego, Zoo,
rom Com and Spirit Airlines and we will combine all
these things.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We'll throw them together.
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We're going to make a spicy stew is what we're
going to make. Hey, this got my attention. I said
there were a couple of stories that got my attention.
This one was like next level because I believe in
the multiverse. I believe in the multiverse. So there is
a dimension in the multiverse where this ended much differently.
And could you imagine the unthinkable? Like if this had
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gone a different direction, And like, how do you explain that?
Like just on a random night in May, nothing going
on in the NFL in May. There's some workouts. That's
about it. It's the off season. It's just crazy Town,
USA and Andy Reid. And you can really say, when
you look at his career now and what he has done,
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Andy Reid is a ragamuffin kitty cat. He's a fat cat.
He survived Donovan McNabb puking in the Super Bowl when
he was coaching the Eagles. He's survived Patrick Mahomes getting
a dad body from eating what a burger at three
in the morning, and now he's apparently dodged live ammal
in his office.
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And the story came out of thin air.
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And four I looked it up four hundred and seventy
days after this originally happened.
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And not a leak.
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No story right before the Super Bowl about Andy Reid,
no sideline report during the Super Bowl.
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Andy Reid, by the way, was shot at back in May.
None of that. Not a single leak.
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And may you talk about a crock pot man. That's
a slow cooked journalism right there, is what it is.
And so usually TMZ has this stuff within the hour dateline,
Missouri takes its time.
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So somebody in Kansas.
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City was like, hey, you remember when our coach Remember
when our head coach almost got whacked last year?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah? Should should we let somebody in the media know
about that? I guess so, I don't know where you
do it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So they installed bullet proof class did you see this?
They put bulletproof up and Andy Reid's office after the fact,
of course, and so Andy right now is literally in
a office polpemobile while he's watching film and eating cheeseburgers.
You know, he's got the cheeseburger in one hand, he's
got the clicker. On the other hand, he's got he's
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surrounded by by bulletproof glass. I mean, I forget the walrus,
you know, one of the nicknames. Andy's got a lot
of nicknames. He's essentially living like a penguin at the
San Diego Zoo. He's behind glass, plexiglass and all that stuff.
So on the zoo, they say because they don't want
kids throwing stuff at the penguins, but Andy, they just
don't want the bullets flying in there.
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So's he's doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Now I can relate to the story, believe it or not,
I can relate to the story.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, no, you can. You've never been shot at.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You want to bet I have something in common with
cheeseburger Buddha. So let's go back in the Hot Tough
time machine. It's story time on the Ben Meler Show. Yeah,
so this goes back a number of years. I was
doing a late night radio show much like this one,
but it was actually earlier with FSR alumni member Jim Daniels.
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You might remember, if you've been listening to the network
a long time, Jim worked here for years. He's at
Rock and Roll DJ now. So Jim Daniels and I
were doing a sports show together right here in La.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right there in the corner of S.
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Paulvit in Ventura, and we were in the old studio
which had these giant glass windows like good Morning America.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
We could look in.
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And see the people chirping away into the microphones there.
And it's a Sunday night and all of a sudden,
bang bang, drive by drive by. Now no one was hit,
but suddenly poof, poof major street credit for yours. Truly,
we went from two guys talking about I don't know
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the Patriots Special teams what he was going on at
the time, to radio Gangland survivors. For a minute, I
felt kind of like fifty cent, but I was wearing phones.
I'd had headphones on the whole thing. And uh and
that was that. And you know, just like Andy's mystery,
no arrests were made in that, and we thought we
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thought it.
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Was a disgruntled former employee.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
He might have done it, but we never found out
who did it, and they're probably in timbucktoo now and
so the same deal.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It was unsolved and all that stuff. So we've got.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Our own unsolved mysteries episode right there. And Andy Reid's
hanging out there in Missouri were over in LA but
both ended up with the same outcome. The only difference
is we already had bulletproof class. See, we had they
had put bulletproof class up. I guess realizing our takes
were so controversial that they had to put that up.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't know. But we're not in that studio anymore.
So you're screwed U. Now turning the page, we headed
at Dallas? Why why not? We go to Dallas?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And as where the netpo baby Cowboy coach Brian Schottenheimer.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He is a confident man. Not a good coach, but
a confident man.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And the conversation centering on the status of edge rusher
Micah Parsons. Daily Update, Daily update on Michah Parsons. Will
he be available inquiring minds, we'd like to know. September fourth,
the season opener against the reigning Super BOWLD champion Philadelphia Eagles.
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So schot Neimer was asked about that he said quote,
I think at the end of the day. I love
when people say at the end of the day, because
my day ends when the sun rises.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
When's your day end?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Seanan Neimer said, I think at the end of the day,
we feel like Mike is going to be out there
when we line up against Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Here and he.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Said, this was yesterday, so fifteen days with hour. This
is our Thursday show, so it's two weeks from today,
he said, So question, what is your verdict? Give me
your verdict on Micah Parsons and his status for the
Cowboy regular season opener. So we know it's hot this
time of the year in Texas there, I think Frisco,
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Texas there it gets very hot.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And on cue the contract drama, o rama in Jerry's world.
All they're sweating.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
They're sweating like a brisket and a smoker, a good
Texas brisket. And so Schotdenneimer is playing the optimistic like
Stepdad here who thinks everything's.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Going to be fine, nothing to worry about, right.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Parsons has been holding in must be nice, not practicing,
not risking injury and all that, even though he is
under contract. And so this is the Cowboys playbook, and
I will repeat that for those of you in the
back of the room that have not turned up your
hearing aid. The Cowboys playbook is wait until the last
possible second and then have a not one, but two
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two Brinks trucks dump a bunch of gold bouyon on
the guy's life. They did it with Dak, they did
it with Ceedee Lamb. They'll try it with Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And so at this point, it's like watching a.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Rom com with your wife being forced to watch it,
or if you're not married, your girlfriend where you know
the couple are gonna end up getting together in the
end of the show, but you still have to sit
there and pretend like they're not gonna get together, and
you waste ninety minutes of your life with unnecessary drama.
And so it's the same concept. Now there is a
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dimension again, the multiverse. If they don't hammer out a deal,
what does that mean. Do you think Mike is going
to get a job and try to compete with our
friend in Minnesota the number one uber eats driver there
in Minnesota, Or you think he's gonna go door dash.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I mean this and the guy's built like a Marvel
villain Micah Parsons, and often plays amazing right, like he's
got some kind of jet pack around his back there
until it's a big game, and then he plays like
a old Snoopy character Peppermint Patty. He's not he's not
gonna be delivering French fries or tacos or all that.
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And so the mala verdict is he is gonna play.
There's no question, with or without a deal. He's already
got a contract. So the risk here is the old
injury fake out where Micah Parsons embellishes, an injury goes
a wall.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
If you will, however he will, he'll.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
We'll deal with that. When we get to that point.
We know Jerry's still trying to figure out, like what
venmo is? And ye, what's around with your phone?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What is that? I don't know, I don't know what
that is? All right, last word? Here we head to
the Bay Air. We got a trade.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Now, we had a couple of trades in the NFL,
but I decided I'm only going to talk about one
because offensive people are better people.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So we go there.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The forty nine ers have acquired wide receiver sky more
huh yeah, Sky with two wys, Sky with two wise.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh wait a minute, I thought Sky only had one eye?
Why two whys?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So Sky Moore a trade between Kansas City and the
forty nine ers, teams that have matched up in recent
years in some pretty big games, and that will flip
in the trade. From what I understand here, the trade
is sky Moore goes from Kansas City home with the
Ben Mallory chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
He goes over there to Santa.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Clara and they flip a sixth round pick and a
seventh round pick, but not next year. That's not till
twenty twenty seven. So what does all this tell you?
What does all this tell you? So it tells me
I'm gonna go first. It tells me that the Niners are.
They're shopping like Mike colleague Rob Parker here at Fox
Sports Radio, at the NFL's version of a discount rack.
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They go into Ross Dress for Less like Rob Parker,
and they're digging around there for a shirt and they
find one. Is it looks pretty good so I'll kind
of wrinkled and it's got attle coffee stain on it,
and they're like, well, I mean I know that I wanted,
but it's only three ninety nine, and then I can
send it out on Instagram and people say, oh wow,
you got that shirt for three ninety nine. That's essentially
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sky Moore at this point, right, that is a magic
sky Moore is a magician. He is abracadabra. Now the
Niners need warm bodies. Kyle Shanahan's looking at the depth chair.
He's like, man, we're screwed, you know, give me somebody
with a pulse, and they, well, we got this guy.
Not a good pulse, but sky Moore, why not? Doesn't
matter if he's productive. The magician part of sky Moore
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is he is an example of why the draft.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Is for Gayzy. This is what I talk about this
all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Sky Moore was drafted in the second round, and having
done NFL draft shows for years, when someone's drafted in
the second round, a number of the fans have their
pants around their ankles.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
They're so excited.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh my god, we got a wide receiver for the
next ten years, a second round pick.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh mg, and he gets to play with my homes
Oh we crap. Well he got to play with Malmes
sky Moore.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
He played with Travis Kelsey so up double coverages, Andy Reid,
Hall of Famer, dialing up plays and dodging bullets, and
yet turns out the guy sucks sky Moore, forget the
sky He couldn't get off the ground sky More. In
Kansas City, it's like flying Spirit Airlines. You're in the
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middle seat. You got a fat guy to the right,
you got a fat lady to the left. There's turbulence,
and there's a crying baby right in front of you.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's the sky More experience. The compensation tells you the
whole story. Oh, you always go to the compensation right
because sometimes they get it wrong, but most of the time.
Kansas City flipping a second round pick back in twenty
twenty two for a pick swap in twenty twenty seven,
five years down the road. It's kind of like buying
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bitcoin at the peak. It's a sort of subject for me,
but buying bitcoin and then realizing, well, I don't know,
I clicked the wrong button and I bought doge coin instead.
Now Kansas City thought they had the crypto rocket chip.
They're ready to go to the Moon, to the Moon,
to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon. Instead
they got like a like a meme coin is what
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they got. And so you got Mahomes out there, one
of the all time greats, throwing dimes in sky Moore,
treating the football like it's a hot potato, and they're
playing a game at a park somewhere, a family picnic,
and it's not going well.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's it's just not going well.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
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Mona.
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I mean, that's a big time performance by Kathy and Madison.
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very very excited. I know, I'm fired up. I'm not kidding, No,
I am not absolutely not. All right, what do we
have you let's see page down.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Supermarket.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Steve says, I was at an after prom party in
Santa Ana in sokel here where there was a drive
by shooting in the front of the house while I
was in the backyard. That was as close to a
bullet as I ever want to be. Has anyone else
ever been closer?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I just I yes, I just told a story. I
just explained the sort that I had. It was like
literally pointed right at the studio that I was in
and years ago, just Josh as we go live now
to Andy Reid showing up to work at his office,
hazard pay included.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
There you go, Steve says, I think you did answer
the question. There you go.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That is correct. I did answer the question. See Shannon Moyne,
he's like two days behind because he he's in the
moy right. It's always the joke about the Moying you're
a couple of days mind, And so Shane in the
morning is feeding into that that legend because he's upset
with this with a take that I had two days
ago about Derek Jeter, who was not a.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Great defensive shortstop, but dumb people think he was. It's
bad job. Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Josh As Malard of True Crime Mystery has now determined
that weed Man is not a suspect in the Andy
Reid case due to the fact that he only shoots blanks.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
But I'm bumped.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
There you got drinking. Steveville is a person of interest. However,
details are are coming. Here's a vote from from Shaney.
Says Mike in New Hampshire Rookie Caller of the Year.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
He says, there you go. Femi.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I referenced in the monologue the number one uber each
driver there, and I met Femi a.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
We did one of these things in Minnesota, and Femi says,
three shots fired at one of the most securely guarded
facilities in America with dozens of cameras, and yet no arrest.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Someone.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Something is not adding up, ban or maybe I have
watched too many episodes of CSI. Yeah, so I was
at the Chiefs facility. Well, I was at the State,
I was at Arrow, and I guess I wasn't at
the facilion.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm sure there's a lot of cameras, but it's.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
At night and you don't know how far away the
shots were fired. So it's nighttime unless they have night
vision cameras. You know, people do get get away with stuff.
It's still it happens. Happens casual people get away with
stuff anyway. It takes some calls. Eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox is the number eight seven seven nine
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nine six sixty three sixty nine As I wait for
my board to be reset and we can tell you
some differing opinions while we get to that and out
of Dallas Gerry's.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
World yet again.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And this comes out of the It's related to the
Netflix docu series America's Team, The Gambler and His Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
This is cowboy porn here just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, I'm fine, Jerry, I'm fine. I got a good
story by the way, on the on the Fifth Hour podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I'm gonna use this later on.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Friday, kind of relating to all this. But anyway, Jerry
Jones and Stephen Jones, we're discussing what makes a successful
head coach? Now, what do you think makes a successful
head coach? To me, it's not about x's and o's.
That's a bonus. It's about leadership and holding people accountable
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and that kind of stuff. It's and not choke to me.
Those things are bigger than ex'es and us. To me,
you can have a great coordinator who can focus on
x's and o's, and you can have a great position
coaches and whatnot, but it's more about that stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Anyway. Jerry old fashion says.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He does not believe in the technical x's and o's aspect,
like me, all right. His son Stephen though, says that well,
he used to be that way, but now he thinks
x's and o's matter more.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And you know why, I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Because he's been indoctrinated by the cult, the nerd cult.
The nerd cult got to him. He's been brainwashed. Stephen
Jones has been brainwashed. We have to have an intervention.
The nerds got to him. And because he's he's a
rich kid. You know, he didn't really earn anything in
life because he was born on third base, Stephen Jones,
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You think Stephen Jones would run an NFL team if
his dad didn't own the team? Come on, of course,
not so, Stephen Jones said. See, I used to believe
more it was the charisma, and then now I'm more
convinced that it's the x's and o's and the technical
He responded, Now, the funniest part about this, The funniest
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part about this to me is that Jerry Jones is all.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
About the charisma. Does anyone think that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Brian Schottenheimer, who he hired as coach, has charisma? Does
anyone think that because I've heard him speak a few times,
I'm like, well, that guy's kind of it's kind of
a dufus.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Who knows.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Maybe I liked his dad. I thought Marty Schottenheimer was
a good leader. He didn't turn out to be a
great coach. He was a middling head coach. I would
definitely rather have the charisma the leadership rather than the
x's and o's, because especially when you talking about the NFL,
and well, no one's going to be able to motivate
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someone else, however, because they're all making a lot of money.
It's all making a lot of money and all that stuff,
and so yeah, it's important to find people that are
self motivated, self starters in anything in life, whatever you're doing,
whether it's sports or any business, you want to have
employees that are self starters. That's what you would like, right,
And so you look at that and you know, okay,
that's fine. But the x's and ose stuff'll give you example,
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the Miami Dolphins. By all accounts, the Miami Dolphins hired
a guy who is a mad tactician, right, a mad
tactician as their head coach, one of the great offensive
play callers of the modern NFL. The Dolphins coach. Does
anyone think that he knows what he's doing? Mike McDaniel.
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Mike McDaniel looks like he should be hosting a morning
show on public radio or doing a podcast about tea,
and he's a head coach in the NFL. It's just
very bizarre, and it's not working out so well, it's
not working out, So let's go with phones and a
man that said he was not gonna cash his golden ticket.
Cashing his golden ticket right now, we say lo to
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hollering James minnisot.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Coler and James had to open the air waves and
by ways.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
To Ben Mihler and he's gotta say this.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
I lost my voice, screamed at those sunked up Minnesota Twins,
the Twigs.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Hey, hey, James, did you not get the text message
the Twins sent out they.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Gave up at the trade deadline? Why would you?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Why would you get so worked up about the Minnesota
Twins when the franchise gave you the bird at the
trade deadline?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
That makes no sense. That made the team.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
The team announced to all of the Twin cities, all
the state of Minnesota, and anyone in the other states
that like the.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Twins, do not watch. We're not trying we blow And.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Why because I know their ticket holders and I still
see fans in the stands, and I see still fans
married memory of Will And I.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Bet that, Okay, that's because they already bought it. They
already bought the tickets, they already lost, they already lost
the money.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Take my little tail out to the Minnesota state there
in Minnesota, I bet you twins, remember.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
That's because the twins probably put a booth out there something.
It doesn't matter. Come on, James, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
How dare you? James?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
But that would be that would be dangerous, James.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
That Tammy?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Here we go, Well that was about two minutes before
you mentioned Tammy's name, So congratulations, you made about two minutes.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Tommy and Tommy Framer who's at the meet and beat?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That's right, you may you met Tommy. Wasn't Tommy Kramer
a great guy?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
That was a guy I watched when I was a kid,
Tommy Kramer, the old Viking quarterback.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Along he threw up past to Amasha.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Although was he called the Madrash then he might have
called something else at that point.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I don't know. He changed He did change his names.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
And you know my shot drilling before he turned Muslim,
it was Bobby Moore.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
There you go. Is that a fun fact? I think
that's a fun fact. We got to the fun fact.
Well it's a hollering James fun fact. That's not my
fun fact. That's a holloway you don't have a drop
for that. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. You know what he's
gonna ask for if we keep him on the air, right,
(32:28):
you know what he's gonna what's he gonna ask for? Man,
he didn't do it. What does that mean he forgot.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
About it anymore? I got shimped in my back coimpede
to my hip.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Sounds like you need thirty six pills in the day
and thirty six pills at night. Come on, come on, God,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
The hell's happening here? Oh stop me? James?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
They they punked you, James, they punked you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, we really have to go. Actually, we didn't want
to talk to you. That was just a team You
get it dirty.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You gotta play it now, you gotta play it now,
Come on play hey bitch, it's a hit.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You gotta play the song for the dope. Come on
and let go ahead. Got Jay, Scoop and just Josh
put this together. It's a tribute to hollering Games. He's
keeping Big Pharma in business. One man keeping the Motex
good morning and thirty six pills that night.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh yeah, months to do in the afternoon in makes
nick bil that's quality songwriting right there.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
And Time of Sleep, I thought I've been Time of Sports.
I thought so before the show.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
And then.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You almost have a memorized Where is this rank on
your big board of songs? James?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Is?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Is this your favorite song? All right? All right, thank you?
All right, I'm done, Go away. You're annoying me. What's
wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It is the Ben Malor Show. As we are pressing on,
let's say hello to Tony in the bay air. We
call him Lucky Tony. That's his mom name, Lucky Tony.
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Tony?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Ben?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
I want to give a shout out to my mom
and sister because I was telling my sister how I
was trying to chase a guy around the car to
fight him until the cops showed up. And when the
cops showed up, the cop asked me what's going on?
I said, the guy came at me, and then he
turned to the other guy and said, what's going on?
He goes that guy's crazy, and my sister laughed. And
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then I was telling my mom how I had an
issue with someone, and I said, hey, when you know
someone spits on you, it is time to knuckle up
homes and my mom laughed. So I'd like to thank
them for laughing at my stories. And if you got
a second, I could tell you about a quick dream.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Uh yeah, I'll give you thirty seconds. Thirty seconds, okay.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
So in the dream, my knife's already out and I
take a swing at a dude and the knife goes
in his neck, but nothing happens, and then his friends
push him back a little bit and he's still standing there.
So I become enraged because you know, he's thinking I'm
not about business. So I charge him and then I
pretty much wake up.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Thanks Ben, all right, all right, we'll just we'll move on.
What are we going to do right now?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
We do.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
We're gonna do a meet and greet in the Bay
area here eventually, and chances are Tony's going to show up.
Lucky Tony's gonna show up.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
At least I don't have to worry about dropping him
in person.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wow, I'm not worried about him. No, I think he's
all right. Yeah, he likes Nah, he's the homie, he's real.
We're protected when we're with him.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
He's a maid man, Lucky Tony made man. Here's the
who am I game? Trey Turner of the Fighting Phills.
Trey Turner journeyman, played with the Padres, the Nationals, the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
He's on the Phillies now. Trade Turner shortstop getting older.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Trey Turner had his fourth five hit or better game
as a lead off hitter as a National League player.
That is now tied for second with a bunch of
players behind me. This goes back to nineteen one hundred,
so we're going back one hundred and twenty five years.
Trey Turner at his fourth game with five or more
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hits as a lead off hitter in the National League
that is tied for second.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Behind me since nineteen hundred. Who am I? That is
the question. We'll get to it and we will do
it next.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
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Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's not really that new either, but we're on there
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Let the games begin. Here's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
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Speaker 2 (37:23):
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Speaker 2 (37:34):
Now, we don't buy bots, so we have about seven
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Speaker 1 (37:46):
That really like that. They like to look at those
numbers and they get all excited and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
So I can have them shut up and not bother
me watch the videos all right, back to it, all right,
back to where we go. We'll pay off the who
am I game it? But first let's go now to
the moment you've been waiting.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
For and what moment I've been waiting for? Anything?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Shut up, You've been waiting for the tire rack play
of the night. So we take it out to floor
an a l East Brew ha ha, the Bronx Bombers
taking on the lowly Tampa Bay Rays. The game went
to extra innings and it was the tenth inning and
John Carlos Stanton pinch hit for the Bronx Bombers.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
There's a pick slung on Draft to Laught, Dick to Laft, carry.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Carry good bye, Bigots, a gun a two run hummer
for Jim Carlos Stanton and the Yankees have a five three.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Lead here in the tent, Tenny, the man is on fire.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Okay, he stepped over Susan Waldman bat yut by him.
That's John Carlos Stanton hitting the home run there, Yankees
radio on the call. Pinch hit two run homer top
of the tent dinning. Yankees get a six to four
win over Tampa Bay. So after that, tough Love, Malaman
all get again. The Yankees have awoken from their slumber
and they get into the win column again. They play
the Red Sox coming up this weekend in an ale
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each showdown.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That was our tire rack play of the night.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
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Tire buying show be And here's the who am I?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Game?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Philly shortstop Trey Turner had his fourth game with five
or more hits as a leadoff hitter. And in all
that in the National League, that is tied for second
behind me. Who since nineteen hundred? Well that's the who
am I? That's the question.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Let's sees anyone know in the Malad militia we go
to the great unwashed.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Here the hoy poloy on x at Ben malor at
Ben mallor let's see we have Ricky Henderson guests by
Steve of course, spent most of his time in the
American League, William going with Ed two Tall Jones, Lefty
o'dole from Eke and Rosevio Minnesota. Emmanuel Lewis a relevant
name from Rob the goat Man, Hollering James of the
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Minnesota Twins from Hall a prop Guy Tris Speaker from
Listener Mason and Huntington Beach, Bartolo Cologne from Alf the
Alien Opiner.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I love that. It's a good fun fact. We'll save
that for later. Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I'm not saying that name mister nice guy, because I'll
butcher it and I'll say a bad word. Who else
we have ferg Dog, the guy with a knife in
his neck from Tony's Dream.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
That's his answer? Who else do we have? Mister Irrigation
going with Frank Hayes, by the way, is his answer.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Q from King Rory mister Podre number nineteen, Tony win Lrada.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Do you have an answer, Loredo, I'm going with slug Ben. No,
we'll see slug this weekend. It is the all time
hit king in baseball. You know who that is? Pete Rose, Baby,
Pete Rose is the answer. Peter at eight Times Charlote