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But here in our number one, it's all about the
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Dallas Cowboys. And how do you read Micah Parsons and
his interesting activity at the Cowboy final exhibition game he
was called into the principal's office over the weekend. Also,
what's the real story on the Commander's running back Brian
Robinson going to the forty nine ers from the big
trade over the week not big trade, but a transaction
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of note in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Also, the son of Dion fired, Shiloh Sanders, a safety
trying to make the Tampa Bay Buccaneers roster, was given
his walking papers at least for now from Tampa Bay.
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We'll talk about that and more.
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I want to thank everyone that showed up. We had
a great turnout in Vegas over the weekend, thanks to
everyone that was there. Was awesome and had a lot
of fun. Ended up staying a lot longer than we
had scheduled. We say we'll only be there for a
couple hours. Were to stand for like another hour and
a half or something like that, but close the place down.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So it was a lot of fun. But our lead
this hour. We'll get more on that later.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We'll go to Dallas, well, Dallas adjacent and the weekend
filled with the drama.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
O rama. That's what they do.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They doubt the football, they do drama in the heart
of Texas. So I thought this was a compelling story
because it's continued throughout the weekend. It didn't end, It
didn't end over the weekend. It's continued through the weekend.
So if you haven't heard about the details on this,
maybe not the coach. When I say that loosely, the coach,
Brian Schottenheimer, as has said, and he said this over
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the weekend he was gonna have a pow wow with
Micah Parsons. This is supposed to take place on Sunday.
We do not know how that went. We don't know
if it even happened, but it was scheduled to happen. Now,
the reason that Parsons is being called out here is
because he made a bunch of headlines over the weekend
the final exhibition football game for some tawdry behavior, some
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knotty behavior by Micah Parsons there in the final preseason game.
So without this is a quote from Shottenheimer, Brian shot
and racy, without talking a Micah, I need to figure out.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What he was doing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
What he was doing, said the coach in name only,
Michael Parson's boss. Wink wink, nod nod. Brian Schottenheimer says,
so until I talked to him, I'm obviously not going
to talk about it. Close quote, And that meeting was
supposed to take place on Sunday. So let us discuss
the question for the esteem panel. How do you read Michaeh.
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Parsons and his activity during the Cowboys final exhibition game
which took place near the end of last week. So
I've got Garfield, All State and eight ball, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make some kettlecorn, is what we're gonna make.
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That's that's an upgrade from just regular popcorn because it's
got the sugar on its carmel.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's an upgrade.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
So A.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Michah Parsons spoke volumes.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Volumes in volumes at the Cowboys preseason game, the last
one that they played there. And the great thing about
this he did not have to say anything. Not a
single word was said by Micah Parsons that would lead
you to lead in one way or another. It was
just Michaeh Parsons coming up.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Body language.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We talk about body language, the mannerisms, the gyrations by
Michaeh Parsons, whatever you want to call it. You know,
any of those things, all those things together, you can
mix them all together. That's why the guy was eating nachos,
delicious stadium nachos in the hallways underneath the stadium there
where the Cowboys were playing, like he was at the
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Texas State Fair. So can I get some nachos and
a corn dog?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah? Sure, why not?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And then the famous viral photo of Micah Parsons laying
on the trainer's table like he had just had his
achilles pop and he was laying down there a while
of the Cowboys were on the offensive there and doing
he call me gesture to Falcon fans. That was when
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Falcon fans said, hey, why don't you come play for
the Atlanta Falcons and he did.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The old he call me? You know, we called yeah, okay,
no problem. Uh. So that's not a great look. It's
not the end of the world.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I mean, it's it's ridiculous that we're here. But we
are here having this conversation. So you've got Micah Parsons
having a bit of a conniption fit in real time,
in real time during the last Cowboy exhibition game. And
even without playing, he didn't play, didn't playing the game there,
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And Parsons knew going into that situation he was going
to be in Center Square.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He knew it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Right and he was a full on thespian Michaeh Parsons, uh,
putting on a performance.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And what was the message? Who was he channeling? What?
What character was Michael parton?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
So I'm going with Garfield the cat Now, Parsons was
acting like a cat now instead of lasagna. He likes nachos,
Micha a good stadium nachos.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He likes that.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Meanwhile, the thing that is great about.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
This story on so many levels is there's this false
belief that Michael Parsons doesn't have a contract and that
he's all up in arms because he's not getting paid
and he needs to make some real money, and it's
just it's just a great injustice what is going on
to Michael Parsons. And then you take a couple of
steps back and you're like, well, wait a minute, he
is under contract and the Cowboys are paying him twenty
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four million dead presidents this season twenty four two four.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And then an m for million right after that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That is more than most of the state lotteries in
America today if you go state by state, and there
are some that are bigger, but for the most part
that each state lottery is less.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Than Michael Parsons is going to get to play for
the Cowboys this.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Season, and he's moping around booo, oh my god, I
can't believe man alive. And so despite all that money,
you know, he's he's enjoying the camaraderie with the fans
and the nachos and all that stuff, and he knows
exactly what he's doing to it's ovius. All this stuff
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has played out for the cameras and he's trolling Jerry Jones.
He's upset.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh this is not right. I'm gonna lay into it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He's basically just saying, hey, Jerry, you want me engaged. Jerry,
you want me engaged with the Cowboys? Pay me, pay
me the buddy, show me the Mond eight.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
He does.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He not come across. It's just like totally spoiled, Like
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I mean the And I don't want to speak for
cowboy fans because I'm not a Cowboy fan. However, don't
you want to see your so called franchise player at
least pretend, pretend to be somewhat engaged, you know, maybe
not lay on the table and all that. It's just
pet is what it is. And Ney of listen, we enjoyed.
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We've all grown up at some point, had conniption fits
when we were kids.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But James grow out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The optics are horrendous on this for Michael Parsons, and
he wants to be a showman and he's gonna do
it one way or another. And I still maintain my
position that all of this hullabaloo will end up with
just before the start of the season, the Cowboys working
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out an agreement with Michael Parsons. Now it gets a
little tricky here because they do play in the first
game of the year. The Eagles and Cowboys will kick
off the NFL season, so there's there's less time to
play with on that. But I maintain my position that
there will be last second negotiations to try to work
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out an agreement.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
All right, Now turn the page.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Does San Francisco we go or San Francisco adjacent Santa Clair,
which is not San Francisco proper, but nonetheless the forty
nine Ers officially, over the weekend they signed the key
docu signed there, They crossed the t's and they dotted
the eyes, and Commander's running back Brian Robinson Junior is
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now headed to the forty nine Ers. He goes from
Washington to San Francisco. Kyle Shannan was asked about the
team's plans for the former Commander running back. The old
Redskins there Robinson on the depth chart, and Shanahan said,
over the weekend quote, we brought him here to be
our two back. Shanahan explained Robinson will be working closely
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behind Christian McCaffrey. In the forty nine er backfield there.
So what the question on this one? What is the
real story?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We know what.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Shanahan said, we know what Kyle Shannan said, We take
what coaches said with the great AsSalt. So what is
the real story on the Commander's running back Brian Robinson
going to the forty nine ers for basically nothing? Right,
late round draft picks are worthless. So this is a
tell Some would say it's a dad, give a dad,
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give it now. The real story is the forty nine
ers here do not believe. They're not believers. They don't
believe that McCaffrey is going to make it through the
season healthy. That there's a durability issue with McCaffrey. He
was hurt last year. Before that, he actually had a
stretch where he was relatively healthy. So the thing about
this is they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Saying it out loud.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They're not barking, oh, yeah, we don't think this guy's
gonna be out there, because you never say that, Yeah,
I believe in my players all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
They're not saying it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
But the Niners, I'm telling you, their actions tell you
they do not trust Christian McCaffrey to hold up. They don't,
and they're telling you that by making this particular transition.
The forty nine ers basically called up the all State
Mayhem guy and McCaffrey goes down Boom Mayhem. Right, that's Mayhem,
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and you bring in Dean Winters there, and the Niners
are just trying to avoid a situation where the inevitable happens.
McCaffrey week three or four gets hurt and then they
have a.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Stable of running backs.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Has always been a plug and play position for the
forty nine ers, that old Mike Shanahan system that Kyle
Shanahan's just copied off his dad's work there, and so
it's always been well just playing waiting well man, they're saying, well,
we need something with a little extra, And that also
is a tell. Right now we know that Brian Robinson
is insurance NFL insurance and all that stuff, but they're
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expecting to cash it. Like that's the thing here. They're
expecting to cash it, and you look around the underlying
condition here, Okay, the underlying condition is Brock Purty, who
they paid and he got paid good for him. Congratulations,
you're not that good, but you got paid. And so
Brock Purty got paid. The Niners know though, that he
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doesn't make players around him better, which is generally the
rule for paying a quarterback elite money. He's like, well,
this guy's got to make other players around the better.
And anyway who knows ball knows that brock Perty is
not that guy. So Brian Robinson, who was acquired for
a late round pick, would give.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Them a little more, a little more in their offense there,
so he's insurance. And that's the issue.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Brock Perty is not going to carry anything offensively for
the forty nine ers. He needs weaponry, He needs people
around him yards after the catch all that stuff, explosive plays.
He's not going to lead players to overperform their expectation.
And so if McCaffrey gets hurt, or when Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Gets hurt, and you're looking at the.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Season going down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
down down down, all right, Now, meanwhile, we had a
minor of flurry, a flurry of minor roster moves. I
guess that's the way we'll describe it.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
One that caught a lot of attention despite being a
player that was not even drafted, not even drafted, that
would be Tampa we Go, where the Buccaneers inform rookie
safety Shiloh Sanders that your services are not needed.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Your being wave.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Which is a nice politically correct term. It's code for
being you've politely been fired. Please clean out your locker
and get the hell out of here. The grim Reaper
is paying you the Turk, not Turk Stevens. He used
to working, but the Turk is coming to track you down.
And the agent on this Shrew Rosenhaus. Now he's of
course hoping that Sanders kid will be claimed on waivers
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and get a job somewhere else. There's also the possibility
ends up on the practice squad. Now there is some
shatter Oh the Buccaneers should have kept Shiloh on the
on the roster, which I don't. I don't understand that, Like,
did did Shiloh Sanders get a raw deal from the Buccaneers?
I'm like, and what world are you living? It Like,
You're not in the world that I'm in. So I'm
shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I mean the Bucks gave him the old handshake and
a bus ticket and a plane ticket and said.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Get out of here, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're not needed. Here, But he was undrafted. When you're undrafted,
you start out with cooties. You're behind the eight ball
when you're undrafted. So you're behind the eight ball, The
cues crooked, the chalk is getting.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wet, all of that, right, if you're honest, I mean,
that's exactly what happened here.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Now you could say, well, you should have gotten more
of an opportunity, But I listen.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Did I watch every Buccaneers game?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Did I watch the clips that are all over the place, Yes,
I did. I watched the clips and what I saw
on the clips and those that break this stuff down.
As a tackler, Dion Sanders kid at the safety.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
For the Bucks, now no longer with the Bucks. He
was like in Mexico as a matador orley oray ooray ol.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
The tackling was not great. Now he does have the aura,
the Sanders aura, so Shiloh's got that going for him. However,
apparently that does not help if you're not good at
tackling and you're a safety. And there's also the little
Komodo dragon in the room where he walloped he maleaid
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a Bills player in the final Bucks exhibition game, he
threw a punch. Yeah, like it was like Mike Tyson's
punch out or something like that. And that appears to
be the final body blow. Body blow, body blow, final
body blow. And that's the equivalent if you're if you're
desperately trying to get a job and you're on a
job interview and you end up punching someone at the
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job interview. It is a kin to showing up to
a job interview and flip flops and then yelling at
the receptionist when you get to the place to the interview,
I said, well.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Why am I waiting? You know who I am? Yeah,
come on, forget about and forget about that gig. You're
not getting that gig at all.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
So any listen, he was undersized, why are we talking
about this because it's all over the place?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And will he.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
End up on a practice squad? Shiloh Sanders probably probably
will end up somewhere in a practice squad. Maybe he
gets another chance with the Buccaneers on their practice squad
or somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
But no, it's a it's a name. It's a name
we for but an undrafted name, and let's leave it
at that. It is the.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
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Speaker 2 (20:48):
And and we want to thank everyone in Vegas that
was able to come out there at a good crad.
According to slug now, Slug said that we had more
people then last year. Slug claimed we had more people
than last year at the at the meet.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
And greet, which I think I think we did.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I don't know by like two two.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
It was clear photos so we could count.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
But here's the thing about Slug though, he was completely
sauced when he said that. He was completely hammered when
he said that. So I'm a little skeptical that.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
He actually you know why he was hammered.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Well, he did. He had the big bend, those big yeah,
the big Ben's.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
They had a special menu with the I think you
should re enact his karaoke.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh why don't you start? You do the first couple
of lines and I'll do the pickup.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
We want some.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah. Slug pulled songs that I hadn't some of those
I had not heard. They were doing karaoke. We had
a karaoke contest and it was a little rough, little
rough it was was, you know, but uh.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
There were a lot of people that entered it and
we shucked. We did could turn out.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
We had. We had people come from Missouri and Queen
Roxyanne came from.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I loved her. She was great.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
She's great.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And she was at a meet and greet we did
a couple of years back in southern California, and we
had no stradinas he was also there. He came down
from Seattle, so it was all all very very cool
there and met some new people. We did not a
lot of emails, so was mouthwash Mic there.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
No, he was not there.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Unfortunately, mouthwash Mic did not attend the event. We hope
he's okay, We hope he's in jail or getting help,
getting some kind of medical attention. But he did not
attend the event.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
Yeah, I did look for him again in the Belagio
fountains after dinner.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh you did yorked by there? I did.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
I mean, granted, I do like the show as well,
but I was looking for him down in the water.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
He usually liked those late nights though, late night because
it's well, the good thing about Vegas is it was
one hundred and was it one hundred and twelve or
something like that, so even at night, it's like one
hundred degrees at night, so you know, you can go
swimming in the fountains and it's not like it gets
cold or anything like that.
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That doesn't happen we'll take some calls here.
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Speaker 1 (23:11):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Real Martin from the airport in Denver says the number
of rings since nineteen ninety seven, he says, he says,
Jalo has six and Dallas has none.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Has she been married six times? Is that right? Has
she been married six times? Is that right? I knew
it was a lot. Has it been six?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Really?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Well, at least twice? To Ben affle Well, I know
that's only two though, but that's.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
And then she had a rod.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Right, they were not married, not only they were living
in sin No. I don't think they got married.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Mark Anthony, that was one of them.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Ryan.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Okay, hey, siri, how many times has Jennifer Lowpez married?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That'll be the answer right there, they'll give you the answer.
I have to wait.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Oh wow, Okay, so we got Mark Anthony, Chris judd O,
Jeannie Noah and Ben Affleck twice.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Oh so it's five. It's only five rings. So that's
false advertising. By that's a bad job.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
You know what that makes use by real Martin wrong?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, Eugene in Chicago rights and says, ben NFL players
who will be cut tuesday to get fifty three player roster.
You've been shopped, He said, what do you want me
to add to that? Cleveland Spiders guessed by Mark the
full name guy. We're not playing a game, Mark the
full name guy, he says, Oh, he's upset with me.
He says a Ram fan discussing the forty nine ers
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Christian McCaffrey injury status.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You wicked, degenerate gambler.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Mark the full name guy says, what is the over
under on Jimmy g starts at quarterback for the Rams
in twenty twenty five? Twenty six? How dare you there?
You go, I'm not worried about that. See you're doing
what about ism? And I don't do what about them?
But it's a bad job by you. Just Josh and
Cincinnati writes in He says, twenty four million reasons to
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be football ready, and Micah Parsons is filling up on
stadium nachos. Hey, those nachos are good. Those are some
good You gotta et fact. The problem with nachos. It's
like fast food. You gotta eat fast food fast because
every second that goes by it becomes worse person.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's not it. It's not a good thing.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
All right, let's go to make a correction an apology
real quick.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (25:16):
So she she hasn't even married that many times, but
apparently she has been engaged seven times, So a ring
was involved.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
In the engagement. Okay, all right, but that's seven. Then
that's still false. He said six, that's true. You still
get coroneous information. Aileen writes in. She says, you're killing
me Ben on your little forty nine er take. We'll see.
Christian McCaffrey could rule, and he's on point.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
We win.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Spots Weed checks in from the Oregon Trail. He says,
I'm here for bloviating PGA Tour Championship golf talk.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, no, it's not only I don't think that made
the list. I don't think that, but not a list
big board did not. Yeah exactly. Uncle Mark rights In says, uh,
my previous comment about the Dodgers getting swept was dead wrong.
Great game by Freddie Freeman and Mookie Betts there's Hope
and Dodger. No, they played pathetic all week and it
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was made puke in my mouth. Please come on, let's
go to phones.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Texas Jack is up first and see one, two, three
four by.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
This Hello Texas Jack, and you are on the air.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
What's going on? How you doing, Benny, Bennie?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
If I was any better, I'd be a Luca, but
not Luka doncik because he's no longer a Maverick.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
And you're upset about that.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
I've gotten over it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Oh good, you've moved on. Yeah, I'm here for you.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
You think Luca's already fall You think he's already fallen
out of shape. I know they sent photos out that
he's in shape. You think he's probably he's eating some
doughnuts and then.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
He'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
He'll go on the world. Of course he will. He's
actually entering in the mister universe.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh yeah, he's gonna be He's gonna be one of
the Cowl Boys or something.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Is well.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Man, Yes, you're killing me. You're killing I'm not. I'm
doing a talk show. I'm not killing you.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Just leave.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Don't talk about my caparisons. Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 11 (27:18):
And that's well Jerry duns boring.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right. So okay, so you you want me, what
is my job? Jack?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
What is my job?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
What is my job about Matthew Stafford's back or something?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
What I've talked about that I did three monologues last week.
I'm Matthew Stafford? What is my job?
Speaker 11 (27:34):
Though?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It's broadcasting, not narrow kissing? So everyone's talking about something
that's usually.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Where we go. Yes, yeah, I know.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Come on, man, lay off the Cowboys.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
You know at that time of year when I have
to say Cowboys win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, you don't even believe. You don't believe that. It's
not your job.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Mandatory.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
No, it is not.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
They don't have a quarterback, they don't have a coach.
They're defensive players eating eating nachos in the stadium.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Come on, what are you talking about the ram boy?
What are you are you doing? What about him?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
On the Rams?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Why is everyone every NFL comment.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I make it comes back to the Rams? Why are
you also fascinated by the Rams?
Speaker 12 (28:18):
You talk about somebody else's team, they talk.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
About your Well, the rest of the Rams have a
better coach, they have a better owner.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
They have a better quarterback. What, Bret, I don't know
that they have a better coach.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'll bet you're twenty grand right now, Jack, Come on,
twenty grand? They might have no Jack, twenty thousand dollars, Jack,
twenty grand right now?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Come on, come on, don't twenty grand.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't have twenty grand either, be honest with you,
but I did. I wouldn't be We would have to wait.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
And see on the coach.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
No, we don't have to wait and see. No, there's
no waiting and seeing on Brian Shottam. You've lost your
bloody mind.
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Okay, well he comes from good stock, so we'll have.
Speaker 12 (29:04):
To wait and see.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, I've heard that. You heard that before.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
We'll wait and see.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Okay, Malda, can you please stop with the whistle?
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Whoever's doing that?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Is there a whistle?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
Whoa?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Well?
Speaker 10 (29:17):
People love my WU? What are you talking about? They
used to ask all the time. So you don't like
the WU?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The whistle?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well, that's that guy in Chicago goes to club games, right,
the WU guy. There's a WO guy. I don't think
he's around anymore.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
What other whistle do I play?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Are you hearing things? Jack? Maybe you need to go
to the hearing aid at Costco. Get a hearing aid.
Speaker 12 (29:38):
When you're about when you're talking and you're about to
come up with something, there's a.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Wow. I don't know, I promise.
Speaker 10 (29:48):
Oh you don't like the twitter sound?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
O the twitter sound? No, give it to him right now?
Give it to you want?
Speaker 11 (29:56):
Yeah, all that.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
You don't like that?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Man, Oh you got a headache right now? All right,
I'm getting a headache. Yeah, all right, thank you, All right,
go away, I'm done with you.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Let's go to.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Let's go to Big Daddy who's in Memphis and he
would like to talk to his constituents. Hello, big Daddy,
he's the daddy.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, hello all my fans.
Speaker 12 (30:16):
Right man, I love that's out that that's due.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
That makes the radio.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Don't don't don't say a stupid sound bite makes the show.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
We don't want to hear that.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Come on, what's beautiful?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
How about that? Beautiful?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
It makes up somebody callers. I can get it because
half of them ain't talking about most of them sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But that's the beauty of the show. Nobody, nobody has
anything to say, but they call up.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
And yeah, yeah, well I just hope we score on
opening day, that's all.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
I hope. Let me get on the board.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
So that is the bar.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Big Daddy is a proud Dallas Cowboy fan, unlike Texas Jack,
who's delusional. Your goal is to just not get shut
out by the Eagles.
Speaker 12 (30:57):
They getting the rank. You know what embarrasson it is
he goes to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (31:02):
Yeah, that's ridiculous, man, But I'm loving to show always.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So I hear you down south. Well we used to
that what's his name?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And you haven't calling like fraudster who said he was
going to take us to Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I don't call anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And I don't know. We'll get We'll get something together.
We'll get something geographically.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Desirable for you at some point here. Big Daddy got you,
I got all.
Speaker 12 (31:26):
I got one more vacation coming on.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Hope I can make it okay, All right, enjoy just
put your time into the There you go, Big Daddy,
they're checking in.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I liked it.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
He said that the other callers have nothing to say,
when he also.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Had nothing to say. I liked. I liked that.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
He added to that, But we do have the tire
Iraq play of the day. The tire Iraq play of
the day, and we go to the Pacific Northwest. A
historical home run for the tire Iraq play of the day.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And it's all about the big dumper.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
And now here's cal Rolly, fresh from setting the major
league record. Titan sway you to drive deep the left field.
More history, goodbye baseball. Off the out of town scoreboard.
Cal Rally with his historic forty ninth home run.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Of the year.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Cal is hit more home runs than any catcher in
the history of the game of baseball.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And he does it right away.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
On August the twenty fourth, on a Sunday afternoon, are
at t Mobile. Home run number forty nine on the
year for cal Raley. He continues to expand the storybooks
season the incredible year for cal hits a two run
home run.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Holy smokes, all right, that was the extended dance remix
there on. That was Rick Riz longtime mariorn her broadcast
boy namors have some other broadcasters who are terrible. When
he does the games are pretty good. And that is
the Tirak play of the day. Cal Rally couple of
home runs and now he is the record for home runs.
What kind of the records. It's complicated. There's a couple
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different versions of the record. But anyway, cal Raley with
a couple of bombs there for the Mariners, and that.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Is the ti Raq play of the day.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
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find the right tires for how, what and where they drive,
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on time now for the who am I?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Game?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
This is where we pretend to be somebody else and
it's related to Cal Raleigh as cal did his thing.
So cal Raley has seven seven multi homer games this season.
That is the second most in baseball history for a
catcher behind me. So seven multi home run games for
cal Raley this season, that is the second most in
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baseball history for a catcher behind me.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Who Hi? That is the question, the answer. We'll get
to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Miller and you.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It is The Ben Mallard Show. Up all night every night,
the Red Eye flight. We've not yet reached our cruising altitude.
And a reminder though, with the iHeartRadio app, you can
stream the Ben Maler Show wherever you happen to be,
Catch us and all the other blowhards, gas bags and
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Speaker 1 (34:39):
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Speaker 2 (34:42):
We sure select Fox Sports Radio, Ben Mahler Show and
the Weekend Fifth Hour podcast as your presets in the
iHeart app will always pop up at the top of
your screen. And now back to it all, right, back
to it we go, and here is the payoff on
the who am I?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Game?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We'll get back to the calls here and am all
up the payoff on the who am I?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Game?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Where I pretend to be somebody else. So cal Raley
had two home runs on Sunday. We played the second
home run call as the player of the day. But
cal Rowly has seven multi homer games this season for Seattle.
That is the second most in baseball history by Catcher
behind me?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Who am I? That is the question? What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Chaine in Des Moines, says, Hayes in Minnesota is the answer?
Maler prop guy going with Mark the full Name Guy.
That's funny. That's a good photo of Mark the full
Name Guy. He'll never be able to find it though.
Ferg Dog going with Donald Duck.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I have his.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Signature Ferg Dog, so great tribute to the podcast that
I do over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
With Danny g Page, Dan Nascar DAYTONA four hundred winner,
Ryan Blaney? Who am I? That's from ostrich Ant in DC.
Butch Weineger from Indy and Line Lakes, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Heathcliff Slocum from Mister Nice Guy. Uh Paige down see
Bill Dickey from Timothy Smokey Bear from the Real Martin.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
I love him, A big.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Fan of Smokey Bear. What else do we have? Let's see,
uh Paige? Dan can't read that. Billy Bob Thornton get
guessed by Lawson. That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Steve the misplaced San Diegan going with Terry Steinbach is
his answer. Johnny Bench from Spock's Weed. Uh Paige, down
matteen cleaves the Brewer legend. Matteen cleves from Big Rig
Rob unless it's not Chip and the cues going with
Yogi bearra is his answer, Paige down, big Loose, says
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the blow the whistle songwriter. Too short is the is
the answer? Kathy in Madison's going with the whistle as
her answer. All right, well, let's see do you have
an answer the rain?
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Yes, Ben, I'm gonna go with Big Balls Bob.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Big Balls Bob. Is that the correct answer, Big Balls Bob.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
The the correct answer, though, is Hobby Lopez.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
That's right, Hobby Lopez. He Atlanta Raids. He had eight, so.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Cal Rawley is one more two home run game. He'll
tie the record for most most games with two home
runs as a catcher. You mentioned Big Balls Bob, the
breakout star at the Mather Meet and greet in Lost Wages, Nevada,
Big Balls Bob, who expected him to win the karaoke contest? Nobody, Wow, Nobody,
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but he did.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
He won.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
And here to do a victory lap, we bring in
the great Big Balls Bob from Vegas. Hi Bob, Hi, guys, Bob, welcome.
I'm glad you figured out now, Bob, I had to
take Bob's phone and I had to put the iHeart
app in your phone?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Is that correct, Bob?
Speaker 11 (38:01):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Because the local station in Vegas they cover us up
the first hour.
Speaker 10 (38:07):
Right, they have like games going on, right.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
Sports, they talked sports stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
They don't know how dare them talk about anyway? They
cover us up and so, uh, you you were the
big winner, big upset there, Bob.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Congratulations, Well, thank you.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah. Has this changed your life in amazing ways?
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Bob?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Is your life now complete?
Speaker 12 (38:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (38:31):
I almost miss Bingo, but I made it.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
So that's important. It's very important to get to Bingo.
Did you ever win? Do you ever win at Bingo?
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (38:39):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
I did when I was eighteen, I won eighty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
What Yeah, you so lucky? That wasn't That wasn't in
Vegas though. That was somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, a church. That's where you win money at a church.
Now you don't win in Vegas. They playing that kind
of stuff. Well, they have Quino, right, you can play
Keno in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
They got that.
Speaker 11 (38:59):
I'm really good Keno. They should actually rename the game
one more hear Looten. It was just great meeting everybody's
mister and missus, Mahler and Coop, the Loop and Lorena.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, well it was great me and you, Bob. I'm
glad you had a good time and you were the winner.
And there were a lot of people upset that they
you got the ring and they didn't get the ring.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
The mister Irrigation.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
We got to think mister Irrigation because he even provided
those rings, and it's a beautiful item.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
So it's great, right, number.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
One number one number, and then you have a horse's
ass on one side, and then on the other side
you have the show like the Ben Mallord name on
it on the other side. You got that much, no,
I think you about. There's a Big Balls Bob from
from Vegas. I should start a service at these events.
I just have people hand me their phones and then
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I put the iHeart app in so.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
They can listen to the stream because.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
A lot of these guys have no idea how to
use the iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
But now Big Balls Bob has it, so he's in
good shit. Let's go to Let's go to Lucky Tony
in the Bay Area. Hello, Lucky Tony.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
Hey man, how does a packer fan lower his car,
he picks up his wife. If you want to know
what a packer fan looks like, it's my junk with
a Frido hat. And twenty years after the brit fart
straight hand Forrest's still blowing each other in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh thank you? All right?
Speaker 10 (40:21):
There, we we almost made it.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
We almost did. I thought it was gonna be quick.
I didn't think he would go there. I thought this
would be a nice polite situation. And uh, but no,
that's that's lucky Tony. That's how lucky Tony operates. There.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Now you're a funny joke though.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Well you'll have to hear the podcast to hear the joke, hopefully,
unless you heard it.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
And then someone's got something laining to do.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
The first one, the first like kind of like.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
The first part there, there was a multi layered insult,
is what it was, a multi.
Speaker 10 (40:51):
Layered in since I had to jump by note and
I don't know when we're gonna go to break, You.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Have no idea.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
So I'm gonna running a I'm about to run into
a brick wall here, what's coming? I normally know when
we're running into the brick wall, but at this point
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
When I think, maybe you know I'm gonna nail this.
I'm going to hit the post I hit it. I
hit the post I hit it.