August 25, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about the idea that the Saints are tanking to get the No. 1 pick and draft Arch Manning, Boomer Esiason going public on the Bengals frugal ways, the Vikings adding Cason Wentz as the new backup QB for J.J. McCarthy, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Dingdong. It's our number three. Our number three is ready
for you right now here on the Ben Maler Show
podcast up all night recording this pot and here in
our number three, buy or sell the conspiracy that the
New Orleans Saints are tanking to get the number one
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overall pick so they can draft arch Manning, the grandson
of Archie Manning, and bring him to save their beleaguered
franchise in Louisiana. We'll talk about that. Also. Former Bengals
quarterback Boomer Siasin recently revealed, though, that the notoriously cheap
franchise he played for is asking his Ring of Honor
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members to pay their way to and from Cincinnati for
the October inductee ceremony, as well as hotel and whatnot.
So Boomer Assassin going public on the Bengals frugal ways?
Is that fair or foul? We'll talk about that. Also,
we have a transaction of note. Have the Vikings improved
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their quarterback room with Carson Wentz as the new backup
behind JJ McCarthy. We'll talk about that and more right
now here. It is our number three. Is it all
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our lead this hour is from the Conspiracy Files, if
you will, and it circles back to Arch Manning. So
this is gonna be a lot of Arch Manning conversation
that we're going to have together as college football got
going soft launch. Good job by Stanford there Andrew Luck
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and Frank Reich and Stanford losing to Hawaii Aloha means goodbye.
So that was one of the games this week in
college football, Like cart like cardon college football. But the
future of Arch Manning has become a big storyline which
is gonna shadow box all of college football, even though
the Texas quarterback still has many, many, many many months
of actually playing games and then determining whether he's even
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eligible to be like a top pick in the draft,
you know, he just drafted number one unless you have
some ability to show on the field. He's only played
a couple of games at Texas and so that's where
we are. But for now, the anticipation is bubbling up.
Bubba Buba, Buba Buba it's bubbling up, and one NFL
franchise in particular is supposedly snaking their way in to
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the equation. I think you know which one. If you've
paid any attention to the NFL, if you've even spent
one minute analyzing the upcoming NFL season, you know which one.
But maybe you're a little slow. You're in the back
of the room there. I know it's late. There's a
lot of buzz, a lot of buzz that know Orleans
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Saints are actively tanking to bring arch Manning to the Bayou.
Say what now, Remember there is no lottery. There's a
lottery in the NFL. You suck, you get the top
pick in the draft. You suck more than every other
team in the NFL. Of course, you mess with the
football gods when you do that. It's happened several times
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over the years. The Cleveland Browns have done it. Add
that workout for the Browns, all right, So let us
discuss the question by or Sell. By or Sell, the
Saints legitimately tanking this season to get the number one,
number overall pick and the chance to draft arch Manning
in the twenty twenty six April NFL Draft. So my
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views on this. I've got symmetry, the Tipsy Tavern, and Ferby,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we will put the Gobba ghoul on the plate for Attila,
because Attilla demands that we say Gobba goool. If we
don't say the Goba goool, I'll get a nasty message
from Matilla. So my first thought on this, this is
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not a conspiracy. Either the Saints are taking to get
the top pick, or they have total incompetence throughout the organization.
There's no middle ground here. Either you are intentionally putting
a team together that has no chance to compete, or
or you you're trying to get that top pick in
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the draft and you're doing it because you're actually trying
to win, which makes no sense. But you don't go
into the season. If you look at the Saint step chart,
you don't go into the season and you know, getting
ready for the handicapping and all that with Benny versus Benny,
but you don't go into the season with the roster
and that rookie head coach. It's a nothing burger. It
is a nothing burger quarterback situation. It's horrific. Either way,
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you go you're screw. It's a no win situation. You're
stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea at quarterback.
And so I do believe there are ulterior motives in
play here for the New Orleans Saints, that there's something
else going on. It's Arch freaking Manning. That's the guy.
Arch Manning, that's they want. It's the perfect symmetry. It's
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like written by Hollywood's Hollywood writers. There you put it
all together. The Mannings are the royal family of the NFL,
but they became the royal family of the NFL in
New Orleans. That's where it all started. Archie Manning, Saints Royalty.
Even though you didn't win, bupkis and all that. But
Peyton Mannings of course become a god. You've all told
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me he's a god. And even no I call Eli
Manning a punk. You guys love Eli Manning, the greatest
five hundred quarterback in the history of the NFL. And
so you think the Saints the brass with the Saints,
You think they don't want the Manning cachet to come
back on the marquee there at the super Dome. Come on,
of course they do. You don't need me to tell
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you that. Of course they want that, and it's essentially
the franchise charter at this point, it's the only path
to salvation. And they got to go back to the bloodline,
Go back to that, go back to the bloodline, you
go back to Archie Manning and whatnot. And it's not
even subtle. See that's the thing about this. Most conspiracy
theories are usually pretty subtle. I get the sense. This
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is not This is not subtle at all. This is Hey,
we hired a coach, he doesn't know what he's doing.
We don't have any quarterback. We've got no roster depth.
So once guys start getting hurt, which injury rate is
one hundred percent in the NFL, we're porked. So what
are we gonna do? And you know exactly what you're
gonna do. You're gonna go two and fifteen this season.
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You're gonna bottom out, and then pray to the football
gods that the top pick in the draft is yours
and that you get the quarterback. You hand the keys
to the franchise to Archman. Archie Manning could not say no,
and the uncles Peyton and Eli cannot say no. The
Saints cannot do it. You gotta say yes and then
you can sell the future. So all things are gonna
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be so good. They're gonna be so freaking good. With
the Manning name and all that nonsense and all that boom.
Everyone's happy. They're all exciting to get you with excitement there,
of course, except anyone that has to actually watch the
New Orleans Saints play football. Holy crap, that is a horrific,
horrifically looking roster. Like they got no bit. They are
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gonna be an underdog. You should be an underdog just
about every game. And they're in a bad division. They're
in a division Caroline is terrible. Well, they're gonna be better.
On how much better they're gonna be, They're they're not
particularly good. Tampa's one of those teams go either way.
They're they're okay. The Falcons another one of those teams
that go either way in that division. Now, secondly, we
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go to sin Cinnati cheapskate update. Cheap skate update from Cincinnati,
where former Ben Goals quarterback Boomer asiasin Boom Boomer Side.
He revealed over the weekend that the franchise, known for frugality,
the Cincinnati franchise. There was asking its Ring of Honor
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members which Boomer Sizen is a member of, to pay
their way, pay your own way to Cincinnati for the
October event, the Bengals playing the Jets, and prior to
that game there's a big ceremony, Gallas ceremony, Bengal Royalty
will be there. So they want all these guys to
pay their own airfare. And then also they want the
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hotel stay. They want that paid for as well by
the person going, and any additional tickets and all that.
So Boomer a Siazin who won an ENVP it was
back in the stone age, but Boomer Assisen won an
MVP award for the Cincinnati football team. So Boomer A
Sizin going public on the Bengals frugal ways, is that
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fair or is that foul? So we went to the
Booth review and it is a fair ball. Fair ball. Now, deed,
Boomer cross the line by going public with this. There
is some decorum that people say, well, you're not supposed
to do that, and there your dirty laundry and all that.
I disagree. I like this. I'm a talk show host.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And here's why, because Boomer assize In knows. He knows,
he's lived a life in Cincinnati years ago. And it's
not like the Bengals have changed all that much. The
revenues have gone up, the Bengals have not changed. There
are ways though, but Boomer knows that by going public,
this is the only way to try to get the
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Bengals to change, is to publicly shame them. That's about it, right.
They're notorious for pinching pennies. The Cincinnati football team. It
is a family. The famous story if you look up.
Don't take my word for it, but I've heard these
stories from people that have worked here at Fox Sports
Radio over the years that played for the Bengals, and
from just reading stuff and being on top of it.
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The Bengals are so cheap, how Jim Bary, They're so cheap,
the Bengals, this franchise. They used to have players. They'd
force them to buy their own jockstraps because they would
reuse the jockstraps from the previous season. The Brown family,
and that's on the internet. I mean, you can read them.
The stories are out there, legendary stories. There's also they
made them pay for their own gatorade you know, it's like,
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what are you doing? The Cincinnati ownership is essentially running
the Tipsy Tavern. Now what is the Tipsy Tavern? The
Tipsy Tavern is a place you go. They got three
hundred and fifty draft beers from all around the world.
You go in there, You're like, oh my god, I
love beer. This is like the greatest bar. It's the
taps Tipsy Tavern, the Tipsy Tavern. You go in there
and anything or everything's watered down. All of the draft
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beer is watered down, all of it. All of it's
water draft. You take a sip, You're like, is that
cores light or is that tap water? I'm not sure,
or maybe it's that thing Doc Mike likes to drink,
you know, our buddy from Chicago. It could be. But
that's Bengals ownership. That's the Bengals ownership in a nutshell
and so always selling the big league expirence and they
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saydn't blind luck. They stumbled into Joe Burrow because he
had to go somewhere and had to go to a
bad team, and Joe Burrow ended up going to Cincinnati.
He's a good quarterback, is one of the top five
quarterbacks in the NFL. He's playing there and all that stuff.
But they sell the big league experience, right, they sell that,
but it tastes like bush league. It tastes like bush league.
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And it's like you go to a steakhouse. Go down
to the steakhouse there, you order the ribbi, say can
I get the rib by? Yes, you can get the
rib by? Sure, why not? And then they charge you
extra for the knife and the fork. That's the Bengals.
In fact, I saw that. It's some of the places
in Vegas. Some of the hotels were charging people to
have the metal knife and fork when they ordered room serfs,
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which seems like a really cheeseball thing to do to me.
But what do I know? What do I know? But
it is the rest of the NFL. You look around
the NFL, the rest of the NFL. They're running a
big Boy Bob's big boy type restaurant, right, big boy restaurant.
And you might not like the food. The food might
not be to your taste because you're not a fan
of the Texans or the Vikings or the Patriots or
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something like that. You know, I don't like the taste
of that food. You might not like the service. You
might think the service is not that good, but they're
giving you a real meal. They're giving you a legitimate meal,
and that matters. That matter. The Bengals, they're giving you
a hot dog and they're saying, listen, that'll be twenty
dollars for the hot dog. And if you want mustard
on the hot dog, that's another five dollars. Then Nickel
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and Diamond. That's what they do. And it's the NFL.
There's so much money. It's not the Frontier League or
one of these other fugesy operations. The NFL first class travel,
VIP treatment, that's what they do. They got more money
than a Mexican drug cartel. They got so much money there,
And like, what do you do if you can't even
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cover the Ring of honor members, hotel room and the
airfare and all the costs. What is the masquerade ball?
You're pretending to be an NFL team here and boom,
we're putting them on blast. I like it. I thought
it was fine. I'm guessing he will not be invited
back to many more of these events because you crossed
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that line, that thin orange line. It does not go
very well. Now. Final f to Menace we mentioned this earlier,
I wanted to follow up. We talked about this a
little bit in the third degree. But a roster move
of note, the Vikings made a change to their quarterback room.
They reached agreement on a contract with who veteran Carson Wentz,
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and they ended up trading Sam Howell. That guy's been
bounced around the NFL. Sam Howe. He goes now to
the Philadelphia football team. For Howell, the Vikings received a
package of scratcher tickets in exchange there, so they got
a sixth round pick, a twenty twenty seven seventh round pick.
Those are worthless Philadelphia. He also got a twenty twenty
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six sixth round pick, so there'll be a quiz on
that later. Now, in another quarterback move, the Vikings also
said bye bye to journeyman quarterback who also sucks, Brett Rippin,
so he was let go. Used to play for the Rams.
So have the Vikings Have the Vikings improve things now?
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They have Carson Wentz. He's the new backup behind JJ McCarthy.
So the look on this the Vikings have certainly not
improved themselves. It's more of a lateral move. They had
sucked before. Now they have sucked. They have older sucked.
They had younger suck. They now they have sucked that
used to play. And at one point I was there.
I remember when I'm old enough, remember when Carson Wentz
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was the favorite to win the Most Valuable Player Award
in the NFL and then he went to have breakfast
against the La Rams. I was at the game. I
was at the game, Snap Crackle, pop, Rice Crispies for
Carson Wentz was to play quarterback keeper at the goal line,
and that's it is. He ended up on a golf cart.
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I was covering that game. I remember going by the
Eagles locker room and they were they closed the locker room.
They thought, that's it. We are so screwed. And then
some guy named Nick Foles dropped out of heaven and
led the team on a magic carpet ride to the
Super Bowl. But Carson Wentz was the NVP guy until
he wasn't. He's never recovered from that, and so the
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Vikings have nothing. They have JJ McCarthy, who's a rookie.
He did red shirt last year because he got hurt.
He busted his body up, and Carson Wentz, who's been
passed around so much. How much. It's like a stale
bag of funions at a tailgate. He's past that thing.
You want some fundions? Yeah, you can go here have something.
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I don't want them, you know. And he's like, well,
you don't want them because they're stale. But since twenty twenty,
it was with the Eagles during the pandemic year, Colts, Commanders, Rams, Chiefs,
and now Minnesota Vikings. That's six teams in rapid fire
for Carson Wentz. Six teams. And it's like they they
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went around that, these NFL teams all got together and
they're like, all right, let's see can we get something
out of the lost and Found. I know what's always
in the lost and found? Carson Wentz. He's always in
the lost and found? Right, And they say, well, what's
the most dented, what's the most rusty, rusted out, slightly
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radioactive quarterback available? Carson Wentz. Carson, that's your guy right there,
Carson Wentz, that's the way to do it. And boom,
Carson Wentz goes out there and he's like like a
haunted Ferby. Carson Wentz. He is like a haunted Ferby.
He's got the footwork of a draft that drank a
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bunch of liquor. You see, you know how drafts walk
kind of funny when their little baby's rafts walk weird,
but then when they drink a little but the luck
of the weird and he's got no pocket a wearingess.
Carson Wentz, he forgot about that, and it's like he's
trying to find the car. You ever come out, you're tired.
You come out of like a sporting event, and you're
not sure where you parked, and everyone's leaving at the
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same time. You're walking around. You're like, I don't know
where the car is. And then it's like there's a snowstorm.
You're like, well, now is snowing. I really will never
find my car. And the Viking quarterback room haunted. Forget
that haunted Ferby, you got the haunted Carson Wentz in there.
You've got JJ McCarthy, who's the rookie ghost with potential.
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That's a suckers game. That means you haven't done it in
being right. That's but that Carson Wentz who's got the
poltergeist effect on him from his past failures. So forget
the purple Haze. It's more like the Purple daysier for
the Viking quarterback Room. It is the Ban Maler Show.
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of the program. Time now though for the Mallor Riddle
of the day, and here's the Malor Weddle love the
name Blank has become the go to carb source for
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the world's best runners and cyclists. Now, this is not
good news to the sports nutrition market, which is projected
to hit one point three billion by twenty thirty four. Again,
Blank has become the go to carb source for the
world's top runners and cyclists. And the people that work
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in that sports nutrition market not exactly fired up about this.
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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and we got to pay off the Mallar Riddle of
the day. And here's the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Blank has become the go to carp source for the
world's best runners and cyclists, and apparently that's upsetting some
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people that work in these sports nutrition markets. So that
is the question. What is the answer this? Does anyone
know the answer? Here? Bobby in Florida, who knows where
all the good key line pies are, is going with
cow pies as his answer. Who else do we have?
Page now? Can't read that? On the air, Mister Irrigation
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said something about some used sweaty towels. I'm not sure
what that's about. Who else beaver cle cleaners from Lady Sideburns,
Whoopee Pie from alf the Alien of Pontter. Remember when
whoopy Pie Blariry used to call the show before he
got addicted to TikTok. Yeah, Mala prop guys going with
free range poutine, chicken fingers, dare you? What else do
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we have? Page down? Chili dogs from Asher that's his answer.
A Western bacon cheeseburger from ferg Doll that's the go
to page down, something with gravy and poutine. What else
do we have? Moonshine with Andy and Lino Lakes that's
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his answer. Joe the ghost Hunter from Ohio says I
can help you with Carson Wentz. That's he's not answering
the riddle. What else do we have? Page down? Ufo
ice cream sandwich from Miguel on Fire. That actuy looks
pretty good. That looks pretty good. Unidentified frozen object, chocolate
smothered ice cream, two oatmeal cookies. That's solid. I'd eat that.
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What else do we have? Page down? Frog leg potato
chips and fudge from Donkey's Sausage pagets, sliced bread from
Trucker Joe. One of the great rants of all time, Lorea,
you gotta find that Slice brand. We're in here talking
about slice bread. There was a guy named Jimbo Fisher
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and he's a college football coach. He had a rant.
He had a meltdown because somebody on a message board
was named a little Jimbo Fisher. Here, give me a
little Jimbo sliced bread. Let me find out where it
comes from. Yeah, come from the internet, this guy named
sliced bread. Mike the Leprechaun says, onion, rings and fries
is the answer. Mad Jack's going with Zen de Haas tacos,
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and mad Jack wants us to do that. Malar me
greet in sokel at the Zen Dejas establishment. He's invited us,
and he's really upset. We're not accepting his invitation. We
are accepting. We just have to we have to things
going on here month, next, every month, it's gonna be special.
It could be every at least every month. It can
be every month. Do you have an answer to the
right of the mather Riddle of the day? Again, for
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those of you a little late to the party, Blank
has become the go to car for the world's best
runners and cyclists, and this is upsetting people that work
in sports nutrition.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I'm gonna go with Sea Moss. You know that new
gel stuff that they're making.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Sea Moss? All right, is that your final answer? Yes,
that is it. No, it's actually Rice Crispy treats that
they're loading up on Rice Crispy trees.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Wow, I got one of those from the Fox Sports
iHeart studio that we were at in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh. Yeah, they had some good stuff there too. I
got to tell that was pretty neat man. I was like, Wow,
they really.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Put some money in nice studio.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It is very nice. Yeah, you were not at the
old iHeart studios in Vegas, which were you needed a
like a police vest to get in there. And you
needed a weapon and uh yeah, that's that was awesome.
They ran on Fremont Street. They put these showcase studios,
which makes sense. I was talking to somebody about that
yesterday and they were like, well, because iHeart the iHeart radio.
Like the concerts are in Vegas, right, so they probably
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have some major major people come through there. They don't
want to take them to the outhouse. They got to
take them to the That makes sense. Actually, yeah, the
taj Mahal So that patio that looked.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Out over the whole Fremont Street, that was nice, pretty neat.
All those snacks I took, I had my pockets full,
and then I saw these homeless people on the sidewalk
that had signs I said, I'm hungry, So I was like, oh,
I have son chips and I started pulling the granola
bar out of my pocket.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
But they really want money though the rain and most
of those was just that I want food.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
I was like, I got all the snacks, baby, let me.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Give you these. Let's go the phones. Let's go to Rick,
who's in Lake have a Sioux City. What's going on? Rick? Welcome?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Hey, glad to be back.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I wanted to call Thursday when I settled down here.
But I really wanted to get up to you guys
this weekend. But I've just been living out of c
K for a couple of weeks and I didn't want to.
It's only like two and a half hours from Blake
to have it to you up there, but I missed
the opening. I just came in at one o'clock, so yeah,
I didn't hear the recap there, but.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Justin said he did pretty.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well with poker.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
But I want to you know, you mentioned this, I'm
gonna just go right with the Bagel mellovage. You mentioned
like it's like you were using analogy, like you go
to a steakhouse, and I thought you were gonna say,
it's like when you go to a steakhouse and you
order your ribbi well done.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, no, no, that's the proper way. That's a butterfly cut. No,
shut your mouth, shut your mouth, butterfly cut. All right,
butterfly cut and uh and well done. That's how you order.
That's an adult way to order a steak.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yes, it's opinion, like most sports.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I will it's not it's not even ask Rob Parker
asking any of the legends Kenny Albert, ask Kenny Albert
play by play, got Kenny Albert likes a steak? Well done?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Efric can't play rock Parker, This guy doesn't know anything.
And Lebron James and then Tom Brady Afrop Parker. Who
would ask I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Asking about the steak? I don't get whatever. Who tells
about the other side? Asked you about the.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
State strip joints stript joints. I thought you asked him
about it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, he does the Magic City in Atlanta, which is
a legendary establishment. Now I know in Houston they retired
James Harden's jersey. Has Rob Parker has his microphone retired
to Magic City? Do we know Rob's I'm probably not
about that, but no.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
He's definitely a legend. Though in terms of his career,
he pubby he loved baseball, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
He does love baseball. Not a lot of guys that
work here like baseball. Most of the guys that work
here say they hate baseball.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Did I don't know that?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Even today?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I was so did the Padres swiping the Dodgers?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Man, You're completely clusere. What have you been doing all day?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Rick?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I jump moved, I have moved overdue. Hell, it's one
hundred and twenty degree. It's great, though it's not California.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
But that's not one hundred and twenty now I drove
from on Thursday, when I drove from La to Vegas,
the hottest temperature was not in Nevada. The hottest temperature
was in Death Valley. It was one hundred and seventeen
degrees in depth.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Value Morono to hear up to sixty two, just like
twenty nine Palms Highway, and it hit one twenty on
my thing. My car camering. But the temperture of the
car never rides, which is phenomenal. But the air temperature
according to the yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You know, I said million. The amazing thing too is
that at night it's like one hundred degrees still like
one in the morning degrees. It's wild.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, I don't think it's yeah right now, if I
went out to my balcony, it starts sweating. But uh,
it's still not California though, and it's it's incredible as long.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
As it's not yet. As long as you know, have
to pay the California saxes, you're you're in good ship.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Everything is more expensive in California.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You're not kidding me. I crossed over the state line
when I got to prim and I crossed over to California.
Immediately gas went up a dollar just by that, just
one one dollar went up a one dollar at least one.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dollars wild And then you know, I go to the
grocery shore Io to paper bags.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh wait a minute, Oh my god, what about the environment?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Water? The water you're in the shower in my boatael
fix is like the best I've had in years.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
There you go, all right, now we're now we're piling
on here. Now we're speaking of water pressure.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Yes, yes, I went to a restaurant in Vegas and
it had one of those springers, you know, the the bidetsdets,
and it was my first time.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh is it you're gonna buy one?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, you didn't like it. It scared me. No, no, no, no,
that's a lot. It was a lot, it was, but
you get used to it. It is a more. They
do it right in Asian countries. No, seriously, they cleaner.
It's cleaner. Your all, that stuff's very clean. Break it out.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
You didn't like it, okay, it was so scary and
get it turned on and scary I understand all.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
The ghosts of GENI and Medford. All right, Rick, Hey,
I'm gonna hang up on you had way too much
air time. Go away, thank you. Let's go to Macho
Man Dan. We say aloha to Macho man Dan, who
is in Hawaii. What's going on? Dan? Welcome?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hello, Ben, first time caller, longtime listener.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Welcome, welcome, welcome, Good that you finally call. Why why
this night have you chosen the call as opposed.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
To all all the well, well that the take on
the Viking QB room that you made is a.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Lot of hooey?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Was how was it? Hohoi? That's an accurate That's that's
Coop told me. I'm up for a Marconi for Take
of the Year. That my Viking take is take of
the year. That's what he told me.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
That's a negative. kJ McCarthy's done nothing but win since
high school?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And how many, how many wins? How many wins? Give me?
I want you to talk slowly and give me all
his NFL wins. Go ahead, I'll wait. I mean I
got him peg winning the Super Bowl this year and
the MVP. Yeah, but I mean you're crazy though, Come
on now, Yeah, it wasn't Kellen Moore the all time
(31:59):
winning his college quarter back when he left Boise State?
I think he was Kellen Moore and he sucked as
an NFL quarterback. He was terrible, but he by your standard,
he won in high school, he won, he won in college.
He should have been a good NFL player by your
the way you approached it.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
But I mean, look at what Kevin O'Connell did with
Sham Darnold.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Tim Tebow won two national championships. Kell Moore, right, Tim
Tebow won two national championship won too? Was he was
forty eight and seven over his college career.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, Kellen Moore at Boise State. Just to prove my point.
I don't have the record in front of me, but
they he was there four years. They were amazing all
four years. I think he had the record somebody else
he was. He was fifty and three. Yeah, fifty and three.
How about that, Macho Mandan. Kellen Moore, great winning quarterback,
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got to the NFL, played for a couple different teams
of Cowboys and the Chargers and some other teams. I
think I don't know if he actually played actually though
he was. I know he's coach with those teams. What
are his stats? I gotta go back and anyway, he sucked,
that's the point. He didn't make it. Yeah, but McCarthy
is and Kevin Moore, So is he going to be
(33:15):
any different?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
All?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
All I'm saying is I we you don't know what
you got with that, and you have no backup plan,
That's all I'm saying. And you're wearing your you're wearing
your Viking merchandise at least. Yeah, Okay, Carson Wentz has experience. Yes,
that's great. So he suck. He's a bad experience, but
he's got experience. He's been stealing money for four years.
By the way, Kilma only played three three games in
(33:41):
the NFL. He started two games, he was zero for two.
I thought he played more. I thought he played more
than that. Right to.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
McCarthy has got college championships too, So what do you what.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Are you related to him or something like that? What
do you?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
What is going on with you? Well? You and your
your obsession with J. J. McCarthy. Why is that? I
think he.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Could be the love child.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Of Tom tom Brady and Peyton Donnie. All right, go away,
all right? Maybe that was JJ McCarthy. I could have
been his father or his uncle or something like that.
Let's go to Kelly in Des Moines, will sailor our
friend Kelly formerly known as Donut Kelly. When's that big
Des Moines meet and greet? Kelly? What are we having
that big de Moin meet and greet? Oh? She gone?
(34:27):
There she is? Hello, there she is. There's Kelly.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Hey. Sorry, it's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Then where have you been.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
I'm sorry. I've been doing a lot of just driving
and I didn't have You know, it's hard to call
when i'm driving.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
All right, all right, we're here now having.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Tonight, so I could call.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
No, I think and I think she actually said a
tweet about it too. But I think it would be
a really good idea to do a meet and greet
and do it at like the Field of Dreams game
in Iowa.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh yeah, well, I don't know what the field. We
could do it on our own. We could bring our
own crowd. Can you imagine our own people playing on
the Field of Dreams field. You get Surfer Todd the
comedian out there, you get Robbie the Mariner fan running around.
Can you do that? Can you just you probably could,
if you have enough money, you can rent it out
or something like that. I would imagine, not that, not
that we have that kind of money. I'm just saying, you.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, no, we don't. We don't get that kind of cash.
But if you did, you'd be able to rent it
out and have an amazing time. Yeah, for sure. Yeah,
we can't. We can't do that. I just looked it up.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Be says, so like visitors are encouraged to play catch
and run the bases on the original field of Dream
Movie site in Dyersville, Iowa, but not on the MLB
stadium built adjacent to it for the MLB basement.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Who cares? I want to play in the original Yeah?
How far away is that from the moine? You're not
helping us? All right, all right, thank you. I'm glad
you're checking it. Thanks for I know it's all right.
Thanks for checking in. Kelly. I gotta go because we
get we're up against the clock here three hours, three hours,
all right, that's not convenient. We will have the insta
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of Archie Manning, and bring him to save their beleaguered
franchise in Louisiana. We'll talk about that. Also. Former Bengals
quarterback Boomer Siasin recently revealed, though, that the notoriously cheap
franchise he played for is asking his Ring of Honor
(00:42):
members to pay their way to and from Cincinnati for
the October inductee ceremony, as well as hotel and whatnot.
So Boomer Assassin going public on the Bengals frugal ways?
Is that fair or foul? We'll talk about that. Also,
we have a transaction of note. Have the Vikings improved
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our lead this hour is from the Conspiracy Files, if
you will, and it circles back to Arch Manning. So
this is gonna be a lot of Arch Manning conversation
that we're going to have together as college football got
going soft launch. Good job by Stanford there Andrew Luck
(02:53):
and Frank Reich and Stanford losing to Hawaii Aloha means goodbye.
So that was one of the games this week in
college football, Like cart like cardon college football. But the
future of Arch Manning has become a big storyline which
is gonna shadow box all of college football, even though
the Texas quarterback still has many, many, many many months
of actually playing games and then determining whether he's even
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eligible to be like a top pick in the draft,
you know, he just drafted number one unless you have
some ability to show on the field. He's only played
a couple of games at Texas and so that's where
we are. But for now, the anticipation is bubbling up.
Bubba Buba, Buba Buba it's bubbling up, and one NFL
franchise in particular is supposedly snaking their way in to
(03:41):
the equation. I think you know which one. If you've
paid any attention to the NFL, if you've even spent
one minute analyzing the upcoming NFL season, you know which one.
But maybe you're a little slow. You're in the back
of the room there. I know it's late. There's a
lot of buzz, a lot of buzz that know Orleans
(04:02):
Saints are actively tanking to bring arch Manning to the Bayou.
Say what now, Remember there is no lottery. There's a
lottery in the NFL. You suck, you get the top
pick in the draft. You suck more than every other
team in the NFL. Of course, you mess with the
football gods when you do that. It's happened several times
(04:26):
over the years. The Cleveland Browns have done it. Add
that workout for the Browns, all right, So let us
discuss the question by or Sell. By or Sell, the
Saints legitimately tanking this season to get the number one,
number overall pick and the chance to draft arch Manning
in the twenty twenty six April NFL Draft. So my
(04:50):
views on this. I've got symmetry, the Tipsy Tavern, and Ferby,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we will put the Gobba ghoul on the plate for Attila,
because Attilla demands that we say Gobba goool. If we
don't say the Goba goool, I'll get a nasty message
from Matilla. So my first thought on this, this is
(05:13):
not a conspiracy. Either the Saints are taking to get
the top pick, or they have total incompetence throughout the organization.
There's no middle ground here. Either you are intentionally putting
a team together that has no chance to compete, or
or you you're trying to get that top pick in
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the draft and you're doing it because you're actually trying
to win, which makes no sense. But you don't go
into the season. If you look at the Saint step chart,
you don't go into the season and you know, getting
ready for the handicapping and all that with Benny versus Benny,
but you don't go into the season with the roster
and that rookie head coach. It's a nothing burger. It
is a nothing burger quarterback situation. It's horrific. Either way,
(05:58):
you go you're screw. It's a no win situation. You're
stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea at quarterback.
And so I do believe there are ulterior motives in
play here for the New Orleans Saints, that there's something
else going on. It's Arch freaking Manning. That's the guy.
Arch Manning, that's they want. It's the perfect symmetry. It's
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like written by Hollywood's Hollywood writers. There you put it
all together. The Mannings are the royal family of the NFL,
but they became the royal family of the NFL in
New Orleans. That's where it all started. Archie Manning, Saints Royalty.
Even though you didn't win, bupkis and all that. But
Peyton Mannings of course become a god. You've all told
(06:42):
me he's a god. And even no I call Eli
Manning a punk. You guys love Eli Manning, the greatest
five hundred quarterback in the history of the NFL. And
so you think the Saints the brass with the Saints,
You think they don't want the Manning cachet to come
back on the marquee there at the super Dome. Come on,
of course they do. You don't need me to tell
(07:03):
you that. Of course they want that, and it's essentially
the franchise charter at this point, it's the only path
to salvation. And they got to go back to the bloodline,
Go back to that, go back to the bloodline, you
go back to Archie Manning and whatnot. And it's not
even subtle. See that's the thing about this. Most conspiracy
theories are usually pretty subtle. I get the sense. This
(07:24):
is not This is not subtle at all. This is Hey,
we hired a coach, he doesn't know what he's doing.
We don't have any quarterback. We've got no roster depth.
So once guys start getting hurt, which injury rate is
one hundred percent in the NFL, we're porked. So what
are we gonna do? And you know exactly what you're
gonna do. You're gonna go two and fifteen this season.
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You're gonna bottom out, and then pray to the football
gods that the top pick in the draft is yours
and that you get the quarterback. You hand the keys
to the franchise to Archman. Archie Manning could not say no,
and the uncles Peyton and Eli cannot say no. The
Saints cannot do it. You gotta say yes and then
you can sell the future. So all things are gonna
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be so good. They're gonna be so freaking good. With
the Manning name and all that nonsense and all that boom.
Everyone's happy. They're all exciting to get you with excitement there,
of course, except anyone that has to actually watch the
New Orleans Saints play football. Holy crap, that is a horrific,
horrifically looking roster. Like they got no bit. They are
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gonna be an underdog. You should be an underdog just
about every game. And they're in a bad division. They're
in a division Caroline is terrible. Well, they're gonna be better.
On how much better they're gonna be, They're they're not
particularly good. Tampa's one of those teams go either way.
They're they're okay. The Falcons another one of those teams
that go either way in that division. Now, secondly, we
(08:48):
go to sin Cinnati cheapskate update. Cheap skate update from Cincinnati,
where former Ben Goals quarterback Boomer asiasin Boom Boomer Side.
He revealed over the weekend that the franchise, known for frugality,
the Cincinnati franchise. There was asking its Ring of Honor
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members which Boomer Sizen is a member of, to pay
their way, pay your own way to Cincinnati for the
October event, the Bengals playing the Jets, and prior to
that game there's a big ceremony, Gallas ceremony, Bengal Royalty
will be there. So they want all these guys to
pay their own airfare. And then also they want the
(09:35):
hotel stay. They want that paid for as well by
the person going, and any additional tickets and all that.
So Boomer a Siazin who won an ENVP it was
back in the stone age, but Boomer Assisen won an
MVP award for the Cincinnati football team. So Boomer A
Sizin going public on the Bengals frugal ways, is that
(09:59):
fair or is that foul? So we went to the
Booth review and it is a fair ball. Fair ball. Now, deed,
Boomer cross the line by going public with this. There
is some decorum that people say, well, you're not supposed
to do that, and there your dirty laundry and all that.
I disagree. I like this. I'm a talk show host.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And here's why, because Boomer assize In knows. He knows,
he's lived a life in Cincinnati years ago. And it's
not like the Bengals have changed all that much. The
revenues have gone up, the Bengals have not changed. There
are ways though, but Boomer knows that by going public,
this is the only way to try to get the
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Bengals to change, is to publicly shame them. That's about it, right.
They're notorious for pinching pennies. The Cincinnati football team. It
is a family. The famous story if you look up.
Don't take my word for it, but I've heard these
stories from people that have worked here at Fox Sports
Radio over the years that played for the Bengals, and
from just reading stuff and being on top of it.
(11:03):
The Bengals are so cheap, how Jim Bary, They're so cheap,
the Bengals, this franchise. They used to have players. They'd
force them to buy their own jockstraps because they would
reuse the jockstraps from the previous season. The Brown family,
and that's on the internet. I mean, you can read them.
The stories are out there, legendary stories. There's also they
made them pay for their own gatorade you know, it's like,
(11:24):
what are you doing? The Cincinnati ownership is essentially running
the Tipsy Tavern. Now what is the Tipsy Tavern? The
Tipsy Tavern is a place you go. They got three
hundred and fifty draft beers from all around the world.
You go in there, You're like, oh my god, I
love beer. This is like the greatest bar. It's the
taps Tipsy Tavern, the Tipsy Tavern. You go in there
and anything or everything's watered down. All of the draft
(11:47):
beer is watered down, all of it. All of it's
water draft. You take a sip, You're like, is that
cores light or is that tap water? I'm not sure,
or maybe it's that thing Doc Mike likes to drink,
you know, our buddy from Chicago. It could be. But
that's Bengals ownership. That's the Bengals ownership in a nutshell
and so always selling the big league expirence and they
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saydn't blind luck. They stumbled into Joe Burrow because he
had to go somewhere and had to go to a
bad team, and Joe Burrow ended up going to Cincinnati.
He's a good quarterback, is one of the top five
quarterbacks in the NFL. He's playing there and all that stuff.
But they sell the big league experience, right, they sell that,
but it tastes like bush league. It tastes like bush league.
(12:28):
And it's like you go to a steakhouse. Go down
to the steakhouse there, you order the ribbi, say can
I get the rib by? Yes, you can get the
rib by? Sure, why not? And then they charge you
extra for the knife and the fork. That's the Bengals.
In fact, I saw that. It's some of the places
in Vegas. Some of the hotels were charging people to
have the metal knife and fork when they ordered room serfs,
(12:50):
which seems like a really cheeseball thing to do to me.
But what do I know? What do I know? But
it is the rest of the NFL. You look around
the NFL, the rest of the NFL. They're running a
big Boy Bob's big boy type restaurant, right, big boy restaurant.
And you might not like the food. The food might
not be to your taste because you're not a fan
of the Texans or the Vikings or the Patriots or
(13:14):
something like that. You know, I don't like the taste
of that food. You might not like the service. You
might think the service is not that good, but they're
giving you a real meal. They're giving you a legitimate meal,
and that matters. That matter. The Bengals, they're giving you
a hot dog and they're saying, listen, that'll be twenty
dollars for the hot dog. And if you want mustard
on the hot dog, that's another five dollars. Then Nickel
(13:34):
and Diamond. That's what they do. And it's the NFL.
There's so much money. It's not the Frontier League or
one of these other fugesy operations. The NFL first class travel,
VIP treatment, that's what they do. They got more money
than a Mexican drug cartel. They got so much money there,
And like, what do you do if you can't even
(13:55):
cover the Ring of honor members, hotel room and the
airfare and all the costs. What is the masquerade ball?
You're pretending to be an NFL team here and boom,
we're putting them on blast. I like it. I thought
it was fine. I'm guessing he will not be invited
back to many more of these events because you crossed
(14:17):
that line, that thin orange line. It does not go
very well. Now. Final f to Menace we mentioned this earlier,
I wanted to follow up. We talked about this a
little bit in the third degree. But a roster move
of note, the Vikings made a change to their quarterback room.
They reached agreement on a contract with who veteran Carson Wentz,
(14:40):
and they ended up trading Sam Howell. That guy's been
bounced around the NFL. Sam Howe. He goes now to
the Philadelphia football team. For Howell, the Vikings received a
package of scratcher tickets in exchange there, so they got
a sixth round pick, a twenty twenty seven seventh round pick.
Those are worthless Philadelphia. He also got a twenty twenty
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six sixth round pick, so there'll be a quiz on
that later. Now, in another quarterback move, the Vikings also
said bye bye to journeyman quarterback who also sucks, Brett Rippin,
so he was let go. Used to play for the Rams.
So have the Vikings Have the Vikings improve things now?
(15:21):
They have Carson Wentz. He's the new backup behind JJ McCarthy.
So the look on this the Vikings have certainly not
improved themselves. It's more of a lateral move. They had
sucked before. Now they have sucked. They have older sucked.
They had younger suck. They now they have sucked that
used to play. And at one point I was there.
I remember when I'm old enough, remember when Carson Wentz
(15:43):
was the favorite to win the Most Valuable Player Award
in the NFL and then he went to have breakfast
against the La Rams. I was at the game. I
was at the game, Snap Crackle, pop, Rice Crispies for
Carson Wentz was to play quarterback keeper at the goal line,
and that's it is. He ended up on a golf cart.
(16:07):
I was covering that game. I remember going by the
Eagles locker room and they were they closed the locker room.
They thought, that's it. We are so screwed. And then
some guy named Nick Foles dropped out of heaven and
led the team on a magic carpet ride to the
Super Bowl. But Carson Wentz was the NVP guy until
he wasn't. He's never recovered from that, and so the
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Vikings have nothing. They have JJ McCarthy, who's a rookie.
He did red shirt last year because he got hurt.
He busted his body up, and Carson Wentz, who's been
passed around so much. How much. It's like a stale
bag of funions at a tailgate. He's past that thing.
You want some fundions? Yeah, you can go here have something.
(16:50):
I don't want them, you know. And he's like, well,
you don't want them because they're stale. But since twenty twenty,
it was with the Eagles during the pandemic year, Colts, Commanders, Rams, Chiefs,
and now Minnesota Vikings. That's six teams in rapid fire
for Carson Wentz. Six teams. And it's like they they
(17:11):
went around that, these NFL teams all got together and
they're like, all right, let's see can we get something
out of the lost and Found. I know what's always
in the lost and found? Carson Wentz. He's always in
the lost and found? Right, And they say, well, what's
the most dented, what's the most rusty, rusted out, slightly
(17:32):
radioactive quarterback available? Carson Wentz. Carson, that's your guy right there,
Carson Wentz, that's the way to do it. And boom,
Carson Wentz goes out there and he's like like a
haunted Ferby. Carson Wentz. He is like a haunted Ferby.
He's got the footwork of a draft that drank a
(17:53):
bunch of liquor. You see, you know how drafts walk
kind of funny when their little baby's rafts walk weird,
but then when they drink a little but the luck
of the weird and he's got no pocket a wearingess.
Carson Wentz, he forgot about that, and it's like he's
trying to find the car. You ever come out, you're tired.
You come out of like a sporting event, and you're
not sure where you parked, and everyone's leaving at the
(18:13):
same time. You're walking around. You're like, I don't know
where the car is. And then it's like there's a snowstorm.
You're like, well, now is snowing. I really will never
find my car. And the Viking quarterback room haunted. Forget
that haunted Ferby, you got the haunted Carson Wentz in there.
You've got JJ McCarthy, who's the rookie ghost with potential.
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That's a suckers game. That means you haven't done it in
being right. That's but that Carson Wentz who's got the
poltergeist effect on him from his past failures. So forget
the purple Haze. It's more like the Purple daysier for
the Viking quarterback Room. It is the Ban Maler Show.
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name Blank has become the go to carb source for
(19:22):
the world's best runners and cyclists. Now, this is not
good news to the sports nutrition market, which is projected
to hit one point three billion by twenty thirty four. Again,
Blank has become the go to carb source for the
world's top runners and cyclists. And the people that work
(19:43):
in that sports nutrition market not exactly fired up about this.
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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and we got to pay off the Mallar Riddle of
the day. And here's the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Blank has become the go to carp source for the
world's best runners and cyclists, and apparently that's upsetting some
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people that work in these sports nutrition markets. So that
is the question. What is the answer this? Does anyone
know the answer? Here? Bobby in Florida, who knows where
all the good key line pies are, is going with
cow pies as his answer. Who else do we have?
Page now? Can't read that? On the air, Mister Irrigation
(22:47):
said something about some used sweaty towels. I'm not sure
what that's about. Who else beaver cle cleaners from Lady Sideburns,
Whoopee Pie from alf the Alien of Pontter. Remember when
whoopy Pie Blariry used to call the show before he
got addicted to TikTok. Yeah, Mala prop guys going with
free range poutine, chicken fingers, dare you? What else do
(23:09):
we have? Page down? Chili dogs from Asher that's his answer.
A Western bacon cheeseburger from ferg Doll that's the go
to page down, something with gravy and poutine. What else
do we have? Moonshine with Andy and Lino Lakes that's
(23:30):
his answer. Joe the ghost Hunter from Ohio says I
can help you with Carson Wentz. That's he's not answering
the riddle. What else do we have? Page down? Ufo
ice cream sandwich from Miguel on Fire. That actuy looks
pretty good. That looks pretty good. Unidentified frozen object, chocolate
smothered ice cream, two oatmeal cookies. That's solid. I'd eat that.
(23:52):
What else do we have? Page down? Frog leg potato
chips and fudge from Donkey's Sausage pagets, sliced bread from
Trucker Joe. One of the great rants of all time, Lorea,
you gotta find that Slice brand. We're in here talking
about slice bread. There was a guy named Jimbo Fisher
(24:12):
and he's a college football coach. He had a rant.
He had a meltdown because somebody on a message board
was named a little Jimbo Fisher. Here, give me a
little Jimbo sliced bread. Let me find out where it
comes from. Yeah, come from the internet, this guy named
sliced bread. Mike the Leprechaun says, onion, rings and fries
is the answer. Mad Jack's going with Zen de Haas tacos,
(24:35):
and mad Jack wants us to do that. Malar me
greet in sokel at the Zen Dejas establishment. He's invited us,
and he's really upset. We're not accepting his invitation. We
are accepting. We just have to we have to things
going on here month, next, every month, it's gonna be special.
It could be every at least every month. It can
be every month. Do you have an answer to the
right of the mather Riddle of the day? Again, for
(24:56):
those of you a little late to the party, Blank
has become the go to car for the world's best
runners and cyclists, and this is upsetting people that work
in sports nutrition.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I'm gonna go with Sea Moss. You know that new
gel stuff that they're making.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Sea Moss? All right, is that your final answer? Yes,
that is it. No, it's actually Rice Crispy treats that
they're loading up on Rice Crispy trees.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Wow, I got one of those from the Fox Sports
iHeart studio that we were at in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh. Yeah, they had some good stuff there too. I
got to tell that was pretty neat man. I was like, Wow,
they really.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Put some money in nice studio.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It is very nice. Yeah, you were not at the
old iHeart studios in Vegas, which were you needed a
like a police vest to get in there. And you
needed a weapon and uh yeah, that's that was awesome.
They ran on Fremont Street. They put these showcase studios,
which makes sense. I was talking to somebody about that
yesterday and they were like, well, because iHeart the iHeart radio.
Like the concerts are in Vegas, right, so they probably
(25:57):
have some major major people come through there. They don't
want to take them to the outhouse. They got to
take them to the That makes sense. Actually, yeah, the
taj Mahal So that patio that looked.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Out over the whole Fremont Street, that was nice, pretty neat.
All those snacks I took, I had my pockets full,
and then I saw these homeless people on the sidewalk
that had signs I said, I'm hungry, So I was like, oh,
I have son chips and I started pulling the granola
bar out of my pocket.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
But they really want money though the rain and most
of those was just that I want food.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
I was like, I got all the snacks, baby, let me.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Give you these. Let's go the phones. Let's go to Rick,
who's in Lake have a Sioux City. What's going on? Rick? Welcome?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Hey, glad to be back.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I wanted to call Thursday when I settled down here.
But I really wanted to get up to you guys
this weekend. But I've just been living out of c
K for a couple of weeks and I didn't want to.
It's only like two and a half hours from Blake
to have it to you up there, but I missed
the opening. I just came in at one o'clock, so yeah,
I didn't hear the recap there, but.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Justin said he did pretty.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well with poker.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
But I want to you know, you mentioned this, I'm
gonna just go right with the Bagel mellovage. You mentioned
like it's like you were using analogy, like you go
to a steakhouse, and I thought you were gonna say,
it's like when you go to a steakhouse and you
order your ribbi well done.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, no, no, that's the proper way. That's a butterfly cut. No,
shut your mouth, shut your mouth, butterfly cut. All right,
butterfly cut and uh and well done. That's how you order.
That's an adult way to order a steak.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yes, it's opinion, like most sports.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I will it's not it's not even ask Rob Parker
asking any of the legends Kenny Albert, ask Kenny Albert
play by play, got Kenny Albert likes a steak? Well done?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Efric can't play rock Parker, This guy doesn't know anything.
And Lebron James and then Tom Brady Afrop Parker. Who
would ask I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Asking about the steak? I don't get whatever. Who tells
about the other side? Asked you about the.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
State strip joints stript joints. I thought you asked him
about it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, he does the Magic City in Atlanta, which is
a legendary establishment. Now I know in Houston they retired
James Harden's jersey. Has Rob Parker has his microphone retired
to Magic City? Do we know Rob's I'm probably not
about that, but no.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
He's definitely a legend. Though in terms of his career,
he pubby he loved baseball, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
He does love baseball. Not a lot of guys that
work here like baseball. Most of the guys that work
here say they hate baseball.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Did I don't know that?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Even today?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I was so did the Padres swiping the Dodgers?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Man, You're completely clusere. What have you been doing all day?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Rick?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I jump moved, I have moved overdue. Hell, it's one
hundred and twenty degree. It's great, though it's not California.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
But that's not one hundred and twenty now I drove
from on Thursday, when I drove from La to Vegas,
the hottest temperature was not in Nevada. The hottest temperature
was in Death Valley. It was one hundred and seventeen
degrees in depth.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Value Morono to hear up to sixty two, just like
twenty nine Palms Highway, and it hit one twenty on
my thing. My car camering. But the temperture of the
car never rides, which is phenomenal. But the air temperature
according to the yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You know, I said million. The amazing thing too is
that at night it's like one hundred degrees still like
one in the morning degrees. It's wild.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, I don't think it's yeah right now, if I
went out to my balcony, it starts sweating. But uh,
it's still not California though, and it's it's incredible as long.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
As it's not yet. As long as you know, have
to pay the California saxes, you're you're in good ship.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Everything is more expensive in California.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You're not kidding me. I crossed over the state line
when I got to prim and I crossed over to California.
Immediately gas went up a dollar just by that, just
one one dollar went up a one dollar at least one.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dollars wild And then you know, I go to the
grocery shore Io to paper bags.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh wait a minute, Oh my god, what about the environment?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Water? The water you're in the shower in my boatael
fix is like the best I've had in years.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
There you go, all right, now we're now we're piling
on here. Now we're speaking of water pressure.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Yes, yes, I went to a restaurant in Vegas and
it had one of those springers, you know, the the bidetsdets,
and it was my first time.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh is it you're gonna buy one?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, you didn't like it. It scared me. No, no, no, no,
that's a lot. It was a lot, it was, but
you get used to it. It is a more. They
do it right in Asian countries. No, seriously, they cleaner.
It's cleaner. Your all, that stuff's very clean. Break it out.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
You didn't like it, okay, it was so scary and
get it turned on and scary I understand all.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
The ghosts of GENI and Medford. All right, Rick, Hey,
I'm gonna hang up on you had way too much
air time. Go away, thank you. Let's go to Macho
Man Dan. We say aloha to Macho man Dan, who
is in Hawaii. What's going on? Dan? Welcome?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hello, Ben, first time caller, longtime listener.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Welcome, welcome, welcome, Good that you finally call. Why why
this night have you chosen the call as opposed.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
To all all the well, well that the take on
the Viking QB room that you made is a.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Lot of hooey?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Was how was it? Hohoi? That's an accurate That's that's
Coop told me. I'm up for a Marconi for Take
of the Year. That my Viking take is take of
the year. That's what he told me.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
That's a negative. kJ McCarthy's done nothing but win since
high school?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And how many, how many wins? How many wins? Give me?
I want you to talk slowly and give me all
his NFL wins. Go ahead, I'll wait. I mean I
got him peg winning the Super Bowl this year and
the MVP. Yeah, but I mean you're crazy though, Come
on now, Yeah, it wasn't Kellen Moore the all time
(31:59):
winning his college quarter back when he left Boise State?
I think he was Kellen Moore and he sucked as
an NFL quarterback. He was terrible, but he by your standard,
he won in high school, he won, he won in college.
He should have been a good NFL player by your
the way you approached it.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
But I mean, look at what Kevin O'Connell did with
Sham Darnold.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Tim Tebow won two national championships. Kell Moore, right, Tim
Tebow won two national championship won too? Was he was
forty eight and seven over his college career.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, Kellen Moore at Boise State. Just to prove my point.
I don't have the record in front of me, but
they he was there four years. They were amazing all
four years. I think he had the record somebody else
he was. He was fifty and three. Yeah, fifty and three.
How about that, Macho Mandan. Kellen Moore, great winning quarterback,
(32:52):
got to the NFL, played for a couple different teams
of Cowboys and the Chargers and some other teams. I
think I don't know if he actually played actually though
he was. I know he's coach with those teams. What
are his stats? I gotta go back and anyway, he sucked,
that's the point. He didn't make it. Yeah, but McCarthy
is and Kevin Moore, So is he going to be
(33:15):
any different?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
All?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
All I'm saying is I we you don't know what
you got with that, and you have no backup plan,
That's all I'm saying. And you're wearing your you're wearing
your Viking merchandise at least. Yeah, Okay, Carson Wentz has experience. Yes,
that's great. So he suck. He's a bad experience, but
he's got experience. He's been stealing money for four years.
By the way, Kilma only played three three games in
(33:41):
the NFL. He started two games, he was zero for two.
I thought he played more. I thought he played more
than that. Right to.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
McCarthy has got college championships too, So what do you what.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Are you related to him or something like that? What
do you?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
What is going on with you? Well? You and your
your obsession with J. J. McCarthy. Why is that? I
think he.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Could be the love child.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Of Tom tom Brady and Peyton Donnie. All right, go away,
all right? Maybe that was JJ McCarthy. I could have
been his father or his uncle or something like that.
Let's go to Kelly in Des Moines, will sailor our
friend Kelly formerly known as Donut Kelly. When's that big
Des Moines meet and greet? Kelly? What are we having
that big de Moin meet and greet? Oh? She gone?
(34:27):
There she is? Hello, there she is. There's Kelly.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Hey. Sorry, it's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Then where have you been.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
I'm sorry. I've been doing a lot of just driving
and I didn't have You know, it's hard to call
when i'm driving.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
All right, all right, we're here now having.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Tonight, so I could call.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
No, I think and I think she actually said a
tweet about it too. But I think it would be
a really good idea to do a meet and greet
and do it at like the Field of Dreams game
in Iowa.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh yeah, well, I don't know what the field. We
could do it on our own. We could bring our
own crowd. Can you imagine our own people playing on
the Field of Dreams field. You get Surfer Todd the
comedian out there, you get Robbie the Mariner fan running around.
Can you do that? Can you just you probably could,
if you have enough money, you can rent it out
or something like that. I would imagine, not that, not
that we have that kind of money. I'm just saying, you.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, no, we don't. We don't get that kind of cash.
But if you did, you'd be able to rent it
out and have an amazing time. Yeah, for sure. Yeah,
we can't. We can't do that. I just looked it up.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Be says, so like visitors are encouraged to play catch
and run the bases on the original field of Dream
Movie site in Dyersville, Iowa, but not on the MLB
stadium built adjacent to it for the MLB basement.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Who cares? I want to play in the original Yeah?
How far away is that from the moine? You're not
helping us? All right, all right, thank you. I'm glad
you're checking it. Thanks for I know it's all right.
Thanks for checking in. Kelly. I gotta go because we
get we're up against the clock here three hours, three hours,
all right, that's not convenient. We will have the insta
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Michael Parsons upset had a conniption fit in the last
Cowboy exhibition game trying to work out a contract extension.
Any advice to Micah Parsons. You're live on the air
when you hear my voice. Line one, Hello, you're on
their advice to Michael Parsons, Line one, Yeah, have Lorena
music on? All right? Something about music? You're on the air,
line too, Hello, line too.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
You gotta be a man that leave the Alice cow.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Girl there, you go, leave the cowgirls behind? Hello, call her?
Line four your next line for advice to Micah Parsons,
Line four, Mike, I.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Needs to talk to Bob about getting That's.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Right, big balls, Bob the star the star of the show.
Line five, Hello, Line five.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
If you like donuts, go to Pismo Beach.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
No, that's right, baby, those ah my god, you've ever
been to You know, you've never been there. You don't
even know where Pismo Beach is. Old West Cinnamon Rolls.
They should buy commercials. Amazing in Pismo Beach, greatest cinnamon
roll shop around. Hello. Line six, you're on the air
line six.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Hello, yeah, morning time. Give them a serial reference up
ben ol.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Now, yeah, that's right. What could you have here? Whedies, wheties,
the wheaties thing. Yeah, yeah, all right, get it, Rick
and Maryland. Line one, you're on the airline one. Hello,
we're giving advice to Mike up Parsons, David, okay, where
is it? Alright a line line three? Hello, Line three.
(39:06):
Line three is not paying attention. We're going to line
force the incident of ice. Line Hello. Line four, we're
giving advice to Micah Parsons.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Line four, go down to Florida and get a handy
like bloody craft and pay.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
The officials there.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It is now it's officially the instian device. Liner Buddy
from Maine and checked in. Line two. You're on the
airline too, Please your advice to Micah Parsons. Okay, congratulations.
Line five, you're on the airline five. Hello, yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
The way for Jerry to solve the Micah Proud Parsons
problem is to hire lots of male NFL cheerleaders with pompa.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Well, clearly that's gone very well there for the NFL.
Line six. You're on the air Hello, line said, you're
sober there Hello? Line six, where's the nash I know?
No Nascar, no peace? Sorry last one quick Greg. Line five,
Line five, you're on the air. Line five. Micah Parson's advice,
go but day, but day,
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