August 29, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the idea that the Cowboys have redrawn the blueprint now to include getting Texas QB Arch Manning, Jerry Jones admitting that he was embellishing his interest in keeping Micah Parsons, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's pit stop time here in our number four, hour
four as your heart flutters on the Ben Malor Show,
recorded all night. Here's the podcast, and we have the
fifth hour podcast coming up later today.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But this hour number four.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
The Cowboys have redrawn the blueprint now to include getting
Texas quarterback Arch Manning. Believe it or not, that's the
new conspiracy. Also, what did you take away from Jerry
Jones admitting and he was embellishing his interest in keeping
Micah Parsons. Talk about that and what has happened to
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the Dallas professional sports scene that was once high for
louton here in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not good, not good. We'll get to all that and
more right now here it is. Have a great weekend.
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Speaker 2 (02:24):
We've been talking about it. Play the hits. Mom.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Man, we don't like doing this when there's this one story,
but this is such a massive deal in our little
world that it's a warrance conversation and there's a lot
of different angles to it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
But we now go to the illuminati of football.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The fallout continues from the Parsons trade Micah Parsons, the
trade heard around the football world here. Parsons supposedly a
generational once in a lifetime pass rusher who goes to
the Green Bay Packers. Yes, the Packers, who never do
this kind of thing, just did this kind of thing.
And two first round draft picks and defensive tackle Kenny
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Clark go outbound to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So now what now?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now? What do the Cowboys do? And do they do?
They have something up their sleeve?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Here? You hear the chatter, you hear the noise. Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Franchise legend Dez Bryant.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Is already out there like the prophet in the desert
des Bryant, and he's putting on social media that Arch Manning,
who will play on the big Fox game of the
weekend there Ohio State and Texas tomorrow, the game everyone's
yapping about in college football. But Arch Manning will have
a star on his helmet. Nobody can tell.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Me different, does Bryant said?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Now, does that mean he's going to have like a
star sticker that someone's gonna put on, They're gonna buy
at a store somewhere, a craft store and put that
on his helmet or does he mean he must mean
the Cowboy star?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Now he's not alone. He's not alone.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That is not just random speculation that is apparently the
gospel in Cowboy country. So let us discuss the Cowboys
have redrawn.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's what they do in politics. They've redrawn the map.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They've turned the blueprint upside down, and they now put
a target on Texas quarterback Arch Manning.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Believe it or not? Do you believe it or not?
So I have Reptilian trench coat and.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Tapwater, and let's go to the deli counter and we're
gonna order a pound of the Gobba ghoul.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
We're gonna get a pound of the Gobba goul.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Is what we're gonna get. So to lead off on
this one, I am a true believer.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I believe it or not. I believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Went down to the haberdasherie and I got fitted for
a size eight fitted tinfoil cap. Now even a seven
year old child can tell you that this trade gives
the Cowboys the stockpile of picks to manipulate to finagle
the NFL Draft. And so even if they're not bad
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enough to end up with the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Top pick, it's unlikely that'll be the case.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They will have an opportunity to trade up in the
twenty twenty six April NFL Draft to get the Golden Arch.
The Cowboys now hold the draft day dynamite, multiple first
round picks plus their own first round picks, so that
they have some of those and they can blow up
the board, blow up the board, leap frog a bunch
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of other crappy teams. It's dumb and dumber logic. So
you're telling me there's a chance, Yes, Lloyd, I'm telling
you there's a chance. Plus here's the key thing. You say, Well, Ben,
if they have the draft picks, the team that has
the pick still is going to have to give up
the pick, you know, give up the player. And why
would they trade arch Manning if he supposedly is good
and who knows he can out there and throw five interceptions.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Against Ohio State and end up in a ditch.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, let's just assume the position that he does not
arch man and get a tongue lashing because he sucks
in the game on Saturday, ends up having a good
year and ends up going to the draft, and all
those things happen real quick.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All those things happen in a winking a nod.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It takes place so that he's in the draft and Isabelle.
Let's just say for s and giggles. The Arizona Cardinals
have a horrific year and they end up with the
top pick in the draft, and what happens that we're
to fork in the road.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The key part of this for the Cowboys is.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The reptilian Manning family, the royal family.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Of football, because they'll being coode.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You think the Cowboys are going to have a problem
convincing Archie Manning. Oh yeah, I'd like your kid to
come play here in Dallas. Now, the Manning family, the
power brokers behind that, would be in cahoots on that plan.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Plus, if you look at the.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Track record, all is fair in love war and the
NFL Draft. They just did this years ago with Eli Manning.
The Manning family screwed over the old San Diego Chargers
and said, well, we don't want to play in San Diego,
and then Manning ended up with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Was a five hundred quarterback.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But doyn't pull whatever strings, whatever strings they have to
to hand deliver my you know, the player in this case,
arch Manning to whatever team they want him to go to.
And if they get the Cowboys have the picks now
from the Micah Parsons trade to make that happen. Now
everything's bigger in Texas. Can you imagine the Cowboys trading
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Dak Prescott and two first round picks and a second
round pick to whoever the Browns or you name your
bad team to pick Arch Manning. You don't draft Arch,
you negotiate with the Vatican, right, you don't scout him.
You send envoys in there. It's the royal bloodline and
all that. Furthermore, the Cowboy general manager and owner Jerry Jones,
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he was asked about the many comments indicating that he
did not want to trade Michaeh Parsons because that had
been the storyline for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And I think we have the audio on this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Here is Jerry Jones commenting on the fact that a
lot of people thought he did not want to trade
Micah Parsons, which happened last night.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Take you listen.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Do you really think if I wanted someone to be
interested in him, that I would say, oh, I'm going
to trading.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It's the opposite.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's the opposite, of course. Man, I thank you for
writing it.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I really did it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, okay, well you're welcome. I didn't write it. I
talked about it.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So question, what did you take away from that sound
by what do you take away from Jerry Jones and
the admission that he was embellishing his level of interest
in keeping Michaeh Parson.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So I actually liked this. To me, this is a
bigger deal a lot of people. So it was you
can deal. What's wrong with you? You don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Let me explain, because Jerry Jones on this side of
the microphone, Jerry Jones just straight up admitted that when
he kept saying we're not trading Micah Parsons, We're not
trading him, he was essentially playing the role of the
guy on the street corner trying to sell you a
Rolex out of his trench coat. Right. Uh, spoiler alert,
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the Rolex ain't real and Jerry's not being real here now,
Jerry is saying the quiet part out loud.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
He's saying the quiet part. He's basically giving you a webinar.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Or a master class on the art of the con
because it's the art of the con. If if you're
into this kind of then you pay attention to the
sound bites. They make your mouth water. It's kind of
like buying a used car and you go in there
and the salesman tells you, oh man, this car, what
a steal, what an absolute steal. It was owned by
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this little old lady and she only drove it to
te on Sunday and the church was only a couple
blocks away.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And that's it, that's all she drove.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Meanwhile, you get in the car and the odometers rolling
over like the national debt clock in Times Square. And
here's the thing, this is, this is why sports talk
radio still matters. This is why we have our fifteen
minutes of fame and all that. It does matter because
the GM speak, the coach speak. It's all a carnival
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of lies. These guys are Pinocchio's and polos is what
they are. Their noses grow every news conference.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And Jerry just admitted it. We've known it in most
educated people know it. It's all bull crap.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
These guys will smile and they'll shake your hand and
tell you everything and whisper sweet nothings, and they'll look
you in the eye and they'll spit a loogie on
your cupcake and tell you that it's frosting. They say, oh, yeah,
that's frosting, but no, it's a lugi. No, No, No,
that's that. That's a new kind of frosting. It's got
no calories in it. But no, it's a you just
spit that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Out of your mouth. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's just put to eat the cupcake. You can't even
hate Jerry. You can hate Jerry Jones for a lot
of things, you can't hate him for this. Can't do it.
And you know why he's not wrong right again, it's
it's all part of the deal. You don't go out
in the open market and tell people that your house
has termites.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You're like, oh, yeah, my house is covered in termites. No,
you talk about the open floor plan.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You don't say your car's transmission is shot. You highlight
the new paint job on the car. You don't highlight
the transmission being destroyed. And Jerry inflated the value of
the size of the you know, the size of his
desire to keep the player the prize race horse, whatever
you want to say, and then ends up sending the
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auction anyway. And Jerry gave you the playbook and he'll
do it again, and he told you how the game's played,
the game within the game, and.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All that and tinue on and you get away with it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No matter how bad the Cowboys are, they're still getting
great ratings because he's Pt Barnaby's Vincent Van, He's Dana White,
He's all that.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And that's how it goes.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Now, last thing, lastly, what has happened to the professional
sports scene deep in the heart of Texas in Dallas?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Holy crap, Welcome to Dante's Inferno.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That is time for the local sports talk guys in
Dallas to put a billboard up that says, will the
last person who's a star athlete leaving Dallas turn out
the lights?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The parties over the Mavericks started the bonfire. They did.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
They gave away Luka Dncik, the hardwood Houdini. They got
rid of him, and he was just handed to the
Lakers for peanuts that still had the shell on them.
Right that dufis Coe Harrison, the head dingle Berry pulled
the trigger and it was like a guy that was
was trying to hit the doorbell and hit the fire alarm.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Well, no, you're supposed to hit the You were supposed
hit the doorbell.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I hit the fire alarm. That's not what you're supposed
to do. And Luca didn't ask out. He just didn't
miss dinner time, and that upset Nico Harrison, and he
didn't hold the franchise hostage. Nico was not held hostage
by Lucas saying I want out.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He just got ghosted, That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And then you got the Rangers. You talk about a
lukewarm soup. The Texas Ranger port ed and Arlington, a
team built on the brittle bones of old pitchers who
spent more time in rehab than a rock band back
in the old days, back in the eighties and the nineties, right,
And they're not bad enough to tank the Rangers. They're
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not good enough to actually contend. They're like a fox contend.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They're just kind of floating around the Rangers in baseball.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Purgatory, waiting for the next Tommy John surgery to hit
like a meteor. Now, they haven't traded, to my knowledge,
they haven't traded a household name on that team yet.
I'd be very concerned if I was Corey Seeger and
he might be out. And then, of course, as we've
talked about all night long, here the Dallas Cowboys saying
bye bye to Michaeh Parsons because his agent was a douche.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's essentially why the trade happened.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jerry Jones had a deal and then the agent's like, no,
that's not a deal because I wasn't involved in it. Well,
Michael Parsons said it was a deal, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm the agent. I have to get the deal.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
And so then Michaeh Parsons, he defended his agent, said
all right, you got to negotiate with my agent. Jerry
said no, and that's it. So I'm determined, after several
minutes of deliberation, this clear breach.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Of decorum by the Mavericks and the Cowboys and.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
To some degree the Rangers, that there's extra flooride in
the tap water in the Dallas area, that this isn't
just a bad sporty year.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
There's bad years and good years and all that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, no, what's happened in the last however many months.
It's been Luca traded for nothing and Micah Parsons traded
for a couple scratcher tickets, which is essentially nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It is a sporty apocalypse, is what it is. And Dallas,
they didn't just lose stars.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They lost guys in their prime, not even yet fully
in their athletic prime. They lost their identity, the swag,
all that stuff, and it's like they got cursed by
some vengeful sports deity somewhere and maybe they did something
they weren't supposed to do. It a tailgate or so.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I don't know. And there's a photo that several of
you have sent.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Me, and for our blind listeners, I'll describe what the
photo is, but it's really the photo that sums up
the entire year for the Cowboys and Dallas and.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Also the Mavericks. Side by side is a swap. On
one side, you have.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Micah Parsons holding up smiling, holding up a Luca Dallas
Mavericks jersey autograph. On the other side of the photo,
you have Micah Parsons his buddy there, Luca holding up
a Micah Parsons Cowboys jersey also autograph. They exchange jerseys
and now they're gone. So what's next? Are the Dallas
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Stars gonna go back to Minnesota and become the North
Stars again? Is Dirk unretiring to join Luca with the Lakers?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
What do we got? Jerry Jones launching.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
A new podcast called How to Piss Off Star Players
in ten Days or Less? Guaranteed, and we'll see the
hits just keep coming, baby, one after another. And these
are self inflicted wounds, self inflicted wounds.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
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Speaker 2 (17:04):
The Coop Scoop on entertainment. Hooray for Hollywood, hel Ray
for Hollywood. We'll get to that and we will do
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As we are up all night, every single night, the
Red Eye flight. If you're just joining us getting the
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to the fun as we come out together here and
a reminder later today the fifth Hour podcast will be
going up. We look back at the great Malard meet
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and greet we had in Lost Wages, Nevada last week.
Some of the other interesting things that happened, including a
never before told story about what you see in the
early morning hours in downtown Vegas that you cannot cannot unsee,
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Now this is the end of the radio show for
the week. This hour, we have podcasts. The sweatshop I
work for they have me do a podcast every year.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'm so happy they have me do the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I can't tell you how much I love doing a
podcast on the weekends when I'm not doing the radio show.
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So check that out Fifth Hour podcast. It's so much fun.
And now back to it all, right, back to what
we go.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Ozziez writes in from Western Australia, says, I know you
do not do shout outs, but thanks to mister Irrigation
for the bling Bling boy that must have cost a fortune.
Ozzi Waz got one of those cool rings from mister
Irrigation all the way down in Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
That's pretty neat.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I don't do shout outs, so I'm not going
to say good morning strippers, because strippers are not up
at this hour. They're going to bed at this hour,
meaning they're not waking up. Well, strippers are not waking
up at this hour. A real stripper is going to
bed at this hour.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
They're not, They're not. I don't think they're going to
bed yet. Yeah, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What about what I like on the East Coast, though,
we're going to bed right five thirty in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, but that's the West Coast. Ones are still
working right now.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
They still they're.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Still working and making that money. As Poppy would say,
that bling bling. And when I when I first started
working at Fox Sports Radio, I worked the weekend overnight shift.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It was one of my first shifts. And I was
a single guy.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And my guy, my producer, this guy named Julio. We
would go down to the Denny's on Se Palvida, it's
right down the street from the studio, and we'd go
there right after the show, be early in the morning,
and it was like a boxing match, like a Mike
Tyson boxing match. You had the pimps and the hose
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at the at the Denny's and it was wild.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
We saw fights, we saw people get arrested. It was
it was so entertaining. The food was I guess it's
gotten better. But the food then was terrible. But we
didn't go for the food. We went to see the show.
It was like it was like dinner in a show,
or in this case, it was breakfast in the show.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And now I have no signature thrown. Oh it was wild.
I have so many fond memories.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I could wax poetic, but we don't have time for that.
So let's get back to the calls and we'll say
hello to Eenie Meenie miney mode. Let's say hello to
j Dot in Utah. Hello, jay Dot, we saw him
at the mallor meet and greet. You made it back
to your home? Hello jay Dot?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
They come ben when it comes to the pens in
the house email how to I'll could show the how
well that pimp? You know?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
How to come show these sports radio? And that is.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Well said, well said. This guy's a master artist.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Did you stay in Vegas for more than a few
hours or did you get right back to you tell
what happened?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
No, no, no, no no, I said, at my Holy.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
Bird's house, we did some microshrooms and hit that tree.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know, some people would some people would filter what
they say.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Some people would say, I'm not going to talk about
going doing shrooms. Not you.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's the beauty of jay Dot.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
You're like, listen, I'm an open book, baby, I'm an
open book right.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
I didn't work Monday off because my plane was Friday.
Drive out Saturday, take it Sunday, come home. I was like, no,
I can't come back home on Sunday. And then we
just had a good time and we're good. No, I mean,
greet man, that was the dopest time I ever had
my life.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Really, And then you guys know how to part. I'm boring,
but you guys know how to party. I'm pretty boring,
but you guys threw a big party. I was just
kind of standing observing. It was like at a zoo.
I was like, at a zoo, So.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
I had like five five the big bends.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, you did not. Those things were those things were massive.
You did not have you had five of those? Is
that true? Cool? Yeah? Loreina, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
God, I wasn't counting his drinks.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You could have died, dude. That's a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
I don't I don't think they were like, I don't
think the standard big bend was as big as the one.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
That Slug had.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Oh okay, yeah, I think he got I think he
got a special.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Extra big Oh yeah, yeah. I was like, let me get.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
A big ben Slug.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, take a breath. So Slug had a big
bend and and the side. I don't want to embellish
this because you know on radio, the drink that Slug
had was about the size of the Pacific Ocean and uh,
it was unbelievable and uh and so I mean, my god,
if you had five of those, holy crap. Anyway, all right,
well listen, Jay dot who was your It was the
person who liked hanging out with the most other than us,
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because you're gonna suck up to us.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
But the other people that were there, who did you
bond with? Jay Dodd? Who was it? Oh?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Man, I didn't know Brian No. I looked at his
shirt or his name. I'm like, I dipped. I'm like,
oh that's Brian.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Now, uh yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
He was there.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
With the oldies from Legends of the show, like I
had a great dope time and my homemade bird the
bird Man that he ain't there been one of them
things because last year was his goat to it again.
But then you know, I told you I have some complications,
you know, my whip. But no Lorena oh man, she's
doupe with ship.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, thank you. I
knew he made it so far.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
He made it so far. Then he lost it on.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Me, you know, and it's on me. I was going
to end it early.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I was going to end it early, but unfortunately I decided, Uh,
let's say hello to Let's go to screaming Stephen.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Now this guy screaming Stephen is the way to go. Hello.
Is screaming Stephen?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh, he's not screaming. Did he fall asleep? Did we know?
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Stephen?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh man? All right, Uh, he's quite the character. Hopefully
we'll call back.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Let's say hello to Jed, who fled, who's walking around
the swamp lands of Florida.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Hello, Jed.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Hey, hey, it's not it's not me, just Stephen, just Stephen.
I'm just because it likes to one. I can't remember
the baseball guy he likes, uh something, you know who cares?
Jay Dot has not been anywhere on my radar as
a caller, and he has just celebrated number one the five.
J Dot. Don't ever, don't ever follow in between words
since his paragraph anything, dude, there's no need to take
(25:49):
a breath. Don't let me and get you down. Dude,
he's just rote tomes and he's got he's gotta breathe
a lot, all right. The Malain meet and greet is Florida.
I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's a different state
and that it's like an American protectorate. But when you
get below Gamesvill Orlando, man, you just get you, just
get you just it's it's yeah, I don't know, I
(26:10):
don't know what to say. It's twenty twenty five, it's
on national radio, but it's not it's not preferable. We
want to be somewhere like Jacksonville. Maybe Tallahassee. Uh, Tallahassee
is a good spot. I'm think about that. Hasse's nice.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't I don't think Tallahassee is a good spot.
After what Alabama's gonna go.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
You don't like fam u is that race is not here.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, no, I'm saying after Flora, after Alabama destroys Florida
state this weekend, then it's going to be.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
A yes, yes, sir, star started. It's nineteen sixty four.
Civil rights tack. No, it's twenty twenty five. Get with it.
Sam us On talking about Florida and m are you
are you? Why did you go to state? To the
white people?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well, you said, what is it? I thought you were
a Florida State seminal apologist.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
I actually played for the Florida and m Ratlers. At
one point we played It's Fast and loose. I was
on the roster and on the team.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Did you ever get did you ever get into a game?
Did you ever get into a game?
Speaker 11 (27:01):
I did get, I did get close enough.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
There was the news.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
You were a quarterback.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
I would that's racist, but that means.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
I was.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You Can you imagine Jed, Jed who fled? Think of
Jed who fled as your quarterback. That blows me away
that you were in a huddle.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You were a leader of men, Jed.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
At one point in your life you were You were
good enough to go to a college as a quarterback,
and now here you are.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's an amazing transition.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Transition.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
All right, you're yelling, I can't understand what you're saying.
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
We'll say hello to Poppy in San Diego. I thought
he would hang up, but he's still there. Hello, Poppy
in San Diego.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
Hey, Man, that's.
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Very Uh, I'm not good at you were hoping I
would hang up?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hey, I did not say I was hoping you would
hang up. I said I thought you would hang up.
I didn't say I was hoping.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I said I thought you were going to hang up?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Okay Man, So well, you know talking about that, I
was talking to Tiger manning gutsa on it.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
He actually meet you at Malormin and Green in Las Vegas,
and he actually was talking to me.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
And telling me that I should ask you, well, what's
going to happen on the segment? You know, if I'm
going to be able to give.
Speaker 12 (28:29):
The picks for football, you know, give me one more terms.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
What do you think then, Mallard?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Uh, well, Poppy, I don't believe Tiger Man said that.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I met Tiger Man. Very nice. He's actually not in
Utah anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He's moved to Missouri and he threw out to Vegas
for the meet and greet. So a very nice guy,
big LSU fan. And we'll see I kind of like
Clemson to take down LSU. Wink wink nod not. We'll
see what happens with that. This weekend and Bobby, well,
we'll give it a shot. We'll give it a shot
Poppy next week. But if it's terrible, you gotta go
rat attad test the key Poppy is rat a tat tat.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You can't go slow. You just gotta have one line.
We'll do three games, one line each game. Make the
pick boom all right.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Oh, so like, listen, let's give me like a little
little warm up for baseball.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
Like for like, I give a pick, and let's say
for tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Now, who are.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You picking against? Is it Loraina? Are we getting? Are
we getting some kind of animal? We're getting a farm
animal in here?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What are we doing?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
He should go against Michel Leprechaun's rubber chicken.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's a great idea.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Oh, that's a good idea, right, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Hold hold on, Poppy, let me Michael Leprechaun, Will you
allow your rubber chicken to be used in a bit
with Poppy?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
Yes, and the chicken will win against the dead duck
dynasty dictator cal Marcel who blocks me and I have
three blink blinks and Ben, even though you have a
nice choke about me, my parents always say, I always
say to them, come to Boston and Ben I know
you're coming to Boston and Mike from New Hampshire will
be happy. Alay, I love Poppy Pape.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, no, you don't. He loses most rambled.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
A little bit. He should get right to the point.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I know.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
I mean he didn't call him a few times. And
then then the clowns Blind Scott and Marcel. Oh my god,
Poppy's picks are great.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Okay, all right, all right, well we'll fs around with that.
You can't lose to a rubber chicken. Poppy though, Poppy
versus the rubber chicken will be a great bit. All right,
I'm done with you. Let's go to blind Scott. Still
on hold, Hello, blind Scott, welcome.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
Oh yeah, that's actually a good idea.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Man.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
That segment was terrible of callers right there. You had
a bunch of drug addicts come on, and then just
a bunch of complete losers that have no social skills whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
But but you're also a loser, so you're right in
line with everyone else.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
It's the segment of losers. I'm a loser, you're a loser.
We're all losers.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
Could you could you describe that to again? That tore
me up, I cried, I used four tishes and blew
my nose. That was like a real special moment. You
got that photo with Luca and Micah. You know you've
been talking about Michael Parsons. I don't know who Michah
Parson is. But I'm on hold for a thousand hours
this year on this show.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Let's me to congratulations.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You always remember when you crossed the rubicon of a
thousand hours on hold for an overnight talk show. Life
is going really well for you when you've been on
hold for an overnight talk radio show.
Speaker 12 (31:26):
Yeah, but here Michael Parsons, I would have no idea
who this guy is. That was such a beautiful moment.
The two guys, they're holding up their jerseys, Luca, Micah.
You'll never see two blind people doing that ever. You know,
you'll never see two blind people.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Up there, Yeah, because they're blind. You know you'll never
see it because you.
Speaker 12 (31:45):
Know, But but I lost my eyesight on this show.
Listening to this show, you know you did.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I when I first when I first started having conversations
with Lion Scott, you were able to see yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
And everything was going pre rolls, laughing at the other
blind people I was like, Ben, you know I might
be going blind. I have like a real aggressive eye
of these like they say, I'm going to go blind
pretty fast. So I did like yeah, but then it happened.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I remember that you so you know what I look
like because you saw photos of me kind of before
your vision went away.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, but I was fat, so I lost some weight.
I don't look like that anymore. I lost Yeah, this
is what you used to look like.
Speaker 12 (32:20):
I mean, your faith was like your cheeks were like
in front of your whole faith, and the top of
your head look kind of small. And you're younger.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I never never looked like that. You're lying, you're making
that up. I never looked like that, even at my fattest.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
Yeah, you have like your crew cup with Ben. I
met Ben when he was twenty five on the radio
and Ben would complain like about life and I loved
it so much because I loved him plaining and I
always think that my life sucks. That's why nobody talks
to me. I just calling the radio all the time.
So it was like, well, you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You always have the great thing about blind Scott is
I've known you over the years, is you always have
someone to talk to you. You have your other personalities you
can talk to, so there's always someone there for you
to talk to.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Oh yeah, I have all these ideas. I'm coming up
and I planned a whole event at LAP Boston for
the show. We're going to destroy that comedy club in
West Hollywood. I'm gonna tell it right now. How you
can do something like that. Like, here's the thing, though,
you could do what if you want in those comedy clubs.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
I used to.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I took a shot at them. You can become more
famous on this show than in those clubs. If nobody
knows who you are, trust me. I used to go
in those clubs in Boston. It's not really a thing
anymore though that this bank. You know, most of them
close down, So it's good to go to those.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, support your clubs are still still a thing here
in La anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
There's a bunch of commedies.
Speaker 12 (33:38):
Those are the callers we need. If we need callers,
we need those people need to call here. We don't
need those clowns calling. If you want good callers, you
need those they can get who can give them the
warm line. Blind Emmitt has the warm line. You know
who can give some people the warm line, some of
the good callers.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
You know, I don't think we're not allowed to get.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
To where he told me blind EMMTT told me you
gotta you gotta kick flying off Marster.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Marcel's by the way, Marcel's not on hold. I put
up Marcel.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
He's hey, where yay?
Speaker 12 (34:07):
Where did he go?
Speaker 10 (34:08):
What do you think that?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
By the way, we were supposed to do the coop
Scoop on Entertainment, and now we've taken all these crappy
phone calls, and I.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Want to know.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
One of the guys got some guy got fired that
was talking trash about Ben. We can talk about it
now because no one's listening into radio right now. The
guy that was talking tushbaw Ben in the Philadelphia March
fired like three weeks ago. His whole content with talking talking.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, why wh Why am I so interesting to rip?
I don't understand I just do an overnight show.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't understand you this you BRONI and Houston's ripping
me all the time. Hey, that's funny. You know you've
made it.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I guess all right, well, Coop, you want to blow
off Jeopardy and.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Do the Coop Scoop. You want to do that, It's
up to you, Irena, you decide. You go ahead, Lorraine,
I do want to know what to watch this weekend.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, all right, all right, we'll have the Coop Scoop
on entertainment.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Sorry, that was exciting.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's not that exciting to the Coop Scoop on entertainment.
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 7 (36:10):
All right, Ben, we are gonna start off in theaters.
Chi wondertaim and it feels we're not being tossed to
by Marcel. Marcel.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, Marcel slacking a little bit, I've noticed.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, I don't know what that's about. Maybe maybe he's
sleeping in.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Maybe he's on the Morning Jab again up there in Maine.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Right, all right, So we're gonna start in the theaters.
And there's a couple of movies out this weekend that
I want to point out. The first one is called
Cot Stealing and it stars Austin Butler. And he was, Yes,
he played Elvis and the Elvis biopic No idea. Who
there is?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
He's the he's the big up and coming, like you know,
the heart throw actor he was. He plays a high
school baseball.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Phenom who can't play anymore, but everything else in his
life is going okay. He's got a great girl who
has by Zoe Kravitz, his favorite team is making an
underdog run at the Pennant and then his punk rock
neighbor played by Matt Smith, asked him to take care
of his cat few days. For a few days, he
suddenly find himself caught in the middle of a motley
crew of threatening gangsters.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
They all want a piece of him and he doesn't
know why.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yes, I'd also figure he'll he figured it out in
an hour and a half.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Yeah, I'm sure he will. This movie is directed by
Darren Aronofsky and it also stars Regina King and Leev
Schreiber and Vincent Dinofrio. Oh and Bad Bunny is also
in there.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh, bad Bunny. I know who Bad Bunny is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, there Isn't he dating Kendall Jenner?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Is he playing a waiter in this or Caddy or something?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I don't know. But another movie out this weekend.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
If you want to, you know, if you want to
go to something that your wife might be into.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
That's called The Roses.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
And I don't know much about this movie, but it
stars Benedett Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman and they are a
picture perfect.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
That We're going to flower shop somewhere, I mean hey,
they might be.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
It's it's they're they are picture perfect couple with successful careers,
the loving marriage, great kids. But beneath the facade of
their supposed ideal life, a storm is brewing.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Oh right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Uh hate when that happens the guy's career notices.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Lorena said, my head once you said there's swingers is
a Swingers man?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
I said it in confidence.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Are they really sorry? I apologize. No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
I don't know so excited. I just I didn't know
that that was a twist of the movie. But apparently
it's not just making a jump.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
But Alison Janny and and yeah, and Andy Samberg are also.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
In this movie. There is a movie coming out about
that though about Swingers. O.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
All right, well, I don't know if it's this one.
This one's called The Roses and it is out this weekend,
moving over to television. And it's been a long time
since since we have done a coop scoop and entertainment
just for different different reasons.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Yeah, I was out Friday, you were out Friday.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
And so I'm gonna bring up a documentary series on Netflix.
It's been out there for a couple of weeks. So
I have watched the whole thing already, but I have
not talked about it on this show. It's called Fit
for TV and it is a three part documentary series
on the the cultural phenomenon that was the biggest loser
on NBC back in the day.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh I remember that show. Yeah, pretty popular for a
couple of years.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
It was apparent and I didn't even realize how popular
it was. Like, I watched a couple of seasons of
it back when it was on Oh oh, And that's
coop sscoom Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
There you go. Coop's worried about that brick wall you
about to run into. There's the wall, Coop, you just
ran into the wall.
It's pit stop time here in our number four, hour
four as your heart flutters on the Ben Malor Show,
recorded all night. Here's the podcast, and we have the
fifth hour podcast coming up later today.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But this hour number four.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
The Cowboys have redrawn the blueprint now to include getting
Texas quarterback Arch Manning. Believe it or not, that's the
new conspiracy. Also, what did you take away from Jerry
Jones admitting and he was embellishing his interest in keeping
Micah Parsons. Talk about that and what has happened to
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the Dallas professional sports scene that was once high for
louton here in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not good, not good. We'll get to all that and
more right now here it is. Have a great weekend.
Our number four a moving target.
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Speaker 2 (02:24):
We've been talking about it. Play the hits. Mom.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Man, we don't like doing this when there's this one story,
but this is such a massive deal in our little
world that it's a warrance conversation and there's a lot
of different angles to it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
But we now go to the illuminati of football.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The fallout continues from the Parsons trade Micah Parsons, the
trade heard around the football world here. Parsons supposedly a
generational once in a lifetime pass rusher who goes to
the Green Bay Packers. Yes, the Packers, who never do
this kind of thing, just did this kind of thing.
And two first round draft picks and defensive tackle Kenny
(03:07):
Clark go outbound to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So now what now?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now? What do the Cowboys do? And do they do?
They have something up their sleeve?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Here? You hear the chatter, you hear the noise. Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Franchise legend Dez Bryant.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Is already out there like the prophet in the desert
des Bryant, and he's putting on social media that Arch Manning,
who will play on the big Fox game of the
weekend there Ohio State and Texas tomorrow, the game everyone's
yapping about in college football. But Arch Manning will have
a star on his helmet. Nobody can tell.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Me different, does Bryant said?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Now, does that mean he's going to have like a
star sticker that someone's gonna put on, They're gonna buy
at a store somewhere, a craft store and put that
on his helmet or does he mean he must mean
the Cowboy star?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Now he's not alone. He's not alone.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That is not just random speculation that is apparently the
gospel in Cowboy country. So let us discuss the Cowboys
have redrawn.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's what they do in politics. They've redrawn the map.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They've turned the blueprint upside down, and they now put
a target on Texas quarterback Arch Manning.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Believe it or not? Do you believe it or not?
So I have Reptilian trench coat and.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Tapwater, and let's go to the deli counter and we're
gonna order a pound of the Gobba ghoul.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
We're gonna get a pound of the Gobba goul.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Is what we're gonna get. So to lead off on
this one, I am a true believer.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I believe it or not. I believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Went down to the haberdasherie and I got fitted for
a size eight fitted tinfoil cap. Now even a seven
year old child can tell you that this trade gives
the Cowboys the stockpile of picks to manipulate to finagle
the NFL Draft. And so even if they're not bad
(05:15):
enough to end up with the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Top pick, it's unlikely that'll be the case.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They will have an opportunity to trade up in the
twenty twenty six April NFL Draft to get the Golden Arch.
The Cowboys now hold the draft day dynamite, multiple first
round picks plus their own first round picks, so that
they have some of those and they can blow up
the board, blow up the board, leap frog a bunch
(05:40):
of other crappy teams. It's dumb and dumber logic. So
you're telling me there's a chance, Yes, Lloyd, I'm telling
you there's a chance. Plus here's the key thing. You say, Well, Ben,
if they have the draft picks, the team that has
the pick still is going to have to give up
the pick, you know, give up the player. And why
would they trade arch Manning if he supposedly is good
and who knows he can out there and throw five interceptions.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Against Ohio State and end up in a ditch.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, let's just assume the position that he does not
arch man and get a tongue lashing because he sucks
in the game on Saturday, ends up having a good
year and ends up going to the draft, and all
those things happen real quick.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All those things happen in a winking a nod.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It takes place so that he's in the draft and Isabelle.
Let's just say for s and giggles. The Arizona Cardinals
have a horrific year and they end up with the
top pick in the draft, and what happens that we're
to fork in the road.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The key part of this for the Cowboys is.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The reptilian Manning family, the royal family.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Of football, because they'll being coode.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You think the Cowboys are going to have a problem
convincing Archie Manning. Oh yeah, I'd like your kid to
come play here in Dallas. Now, the Manning family, the
power brokers behind that, would be in cahoots on that plan.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Plus, if you look at the.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Track record, all is fair in love war and the
NFL Draft. They just did this years ago with Eli Manning.
The Manning family screwed over the old San Diego Chargers
and said, well, we don't want to play in San Diego,
and then Manning ended up with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Was a five hundred quarterback.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But doyn't pull whatever strings, whatever strings they have to
to hand deliver my you know, the player in this case,
arch Manning to whatever team they want him to go to.
And if they get the Cowboys have the picks now
from the Micah Parsons trade to make that happen. Now
everything's bigger in Texas. Can you imagine the Cowboys trading
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Dak Prescott and two first round picks and a second
round pick to whoever the Browns or you name your
bad team to pick Arch Manning. You don't draft Arch,
you negotiate with the Vatican, right, you don't scout him.
You send envoys in there. It's the royal bloodline and
all that. Furthermore, the Cowboy general manager and owner Jerry Jones,
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he was asked about the many comments indicating that he
did not want to trade Michaeh Parsons because that had
been the storyline for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And I think we have the audio on this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Here is Jerry Jones commenting on the fact that a
lot of people thought he did not want to trade
Micah Parsons, which happened last night.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Take you listen.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Do you really think if I wanted someone to be
interested in him, that I would say, oh, I'm going
to trading.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It's the opposite.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's the opposite, of course. Man, I thank you for
writing it.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I really did it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, okay, well you're welcome. I didn't write it. I
talked about it.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So question, what did you take away from that sound
by what do you take away from Jerry Jones and
the admission that he was embellishing his level of interest
in keeping Michaeh Parson.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So I actually liked this. To me, this is a
bigger deal a lot of people. So it was you
can deal. What's wrong with you? You don't know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Let me explain, because Jerry Jones on this side of
the microphone, Jerry Jones just straight up admitted that when
he kept saying we're not trading Micah Parsons, We're not
trading him, he was essentially playing the role of the
guy on the street corner trying to sell you a
Rolex out of his trench coat. Right. Uh, spoiler alert,
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the Rolex ain't real and Jerry's not being real here now,
Jerry is saying the quiet part out loud.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
He's saying the quiet part. He's basically giving you a webinar.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Or a master class on the art of the con
because it's the art of the con. If if you're
into this kind of then you pay attention to the
sound bites. They make your mouth water. It's kind of
like buying a used car and you go in there
and the salesman tells you, oh man, this car, what
a steal, what an absolute steal. It was owned by
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this little old lady and she only drove it to
te on Sunday and the church was only a couple
blocks away.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And that's it, that's all she drove.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Meanwhile, you get in the car and the odometers rolling
over like the national debt clock in Times Square. And
here's the thing, this is, this is why sports talk
radio still matters. This is why we have our fifteen
minutes of fame and all that. It does matter because
the GM speak, the coach speak. It's all a carnival
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of lies. These guys are Pinocchio's and polos is what
they are. Their noses grow every news conference.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And Jerry just admitted it. We've known it in most
educated people know it. It's all bull crap.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
These guys will smile and they'll shake your hand and
tell you everything and whisper sweet nothings, and they'll look
you in the eye and they'll spit a loogie on
your cupcake and tell you that it's frosting. They say, oh, yeah,
that's frosting, but no, it's a lugi. No, No, No,
that's that. That's a new kind of frosting. It's got
no calories in it. But no, it's a you just
spit that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Out of your mouth. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's just put to eat the cupcake. You can't even
hate Jerry. You can hate Jerry Jones for a lot
of things, you can't hate him for this. Can't do it.
And you know why he's not wrong right again, it's
it's all part of the deal. You don't go out
in the open market and tell people that your house
has termites.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You're like, oh, yeah, my house is covered in termites. No,
you talk about the open floor plan.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You don't say your car's transmission is shot. You highlight
the new paint job on the car. You don't highlight
the transmission being destroyed. And Jerry inflated the value of
the size of the you know, the size of his
desire to keep the player the prize race horse, whatever
you want to say, and then ends up sending the
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auction anyway. And Jerry gave you the playbook and he'll
do it again, and he told you how the game's played,
the game within the game, and.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All that and tinue on and you get away with it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No matter how bad the Cowboys are, they're still getting
great ratings because he's Pt Barnaby's Vincent Van, He's Dana White,
He's all that.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And that's how it goes.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Now, last thing, lastly, what has happened to the professional
sports scene deep in the heart of Texas in Dallas?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Holy crap, Welcome to Dante's Inferno.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That is time for the local sports talk guys in
Dallas to put a billboard up that says, will the
last person who's a star athlete leaving Dallas turn out
the lights?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The parties over the Mavericks started the bonfire. They did.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
They gave away Luka Dncik, the hardwood Houdini. They got
rid of him, and he was just handed to the
Lakers for peanuts that still had the shell on them.
Right that dufis Coe Harrison, the head dingle Berry pulled
the trigger and it was like a guy that was
was trying to hit the doorbell and hit the fire alarm.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Well, no, you're supposed to hit the You were supposed
hit the doorbell.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I hit the fire alarm. That's not what you're supposed
to do. And Luca didn't ask out. He just didn't
miss dinner time, and that upset Nico Harrison, and he
didn't hold the franchise hostage. Nico was not held hostage
by Lucas saying I want out.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He just got ghosted, That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And then you got the Rangers. You talk about a
lukewarm soup. The Texas Ranger port ed and Arlington, a
team built on the brittle bones of old pitchers who
spent more time in rehab than a rock band back
in the old days, back in the eighties and the nineties, right,
And they're not bad enough to tank the Rangers. They're
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not good enough to actually contend. They're like a fox contend.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They're just kind of floating around the Rangers in baseball.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Purgatory, waiting for the next Tommy John surgery to hit
like a meteor. Now, they haven't traded, to my knowledge,
they haven't traded a household name on that team yet.
I'd be very concerned if I was Corey Seeger and
he might be out. And then, of course, as we've
talked about all night long, here the Dallas Cowboys saying
bye bye to Michaeh Parsons because his agent was a douche.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's essentially why the trade happened.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jerry Jones had a deal and then the agent's like, no,
that's not a deal because I wasn't involved in it. Well,
Michael Parsons said it was a deal, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm the agent. I have to get the deal.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
And so then Michaeh Parsons, he defended his agent, said
all right, you got to negotiate with my agent. Jerry
said no, and that's it. So I'm determined, after several
minutes of deliberation, this clear breach.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Of decorum by the Mavericks and the Cowboys and.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
To some degree the Rangers, that there's extra flooride in
the tap water in the Dallas area, that this isn't
just a bad sporty year.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
There's bad years and good years and all that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, no, what's happened in the last however many months.
It's been Luca traded for nothing and Micah Parsons traded
for a couple scratcher tickets, which is essentially nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It is a sporty apocalypse, is what it is. And Dallas,
they didn't just lose stars.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They lost guys in their prime, not even yet fully
in their athletic prime. They lost their identity, the swag,
all that stuff, and it's like they got cursed by
some vengeful sports deity somewhere and maybe they did something
they weren't supposed to do. It a tailgate or so.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I don't know. And there's a photo that several of
you have sent.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Me, and for our blind listeners, I'll describe what the
photo is, but it's really the photo that sums up
the entire year for the Cowboys and Dallas and.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Also the Mavericks. Side by side is a swap. On
one side, you have.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Micah Parsons holding up smiling, holding up a Luca Dallas
Mavericks jersey autograph. On the other side of the photo,
you have Micah Parsons his buddy there, Luca holding up
a Micah Parsons Cowboys jersey also autograph. They exchange jerseys
and now they're gone. So what's next? Are the Dallas
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Stars gonna go back to Minnesota and become the North
Stars again? Is Dirk unretiring to join Luca with the Lakers?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
What do we got? Jerry Jones launching.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
A new podcast called How to Piss Off Star Players
in ten Days or Less? Guaranteed, and we'll see the
hits just keep coming, baby, one after another. And these
are self inflicted wounds, self inflicted wounds.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
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Speaker 4 (17:15):
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Speaker 3 (17:29):
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Speaker 2 (17:36):
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Speaker 3 (17:38):
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Speaker 6 (17:42):
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Speaker 3 (17:51):
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Speaker 2 (17:55):
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Speaker 6 (17:56):
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Speaker 1 (18:24):
As we are up all night, every single night, the
Red Eye flight. If you're just joining us getting the
jump on the traffic, we thank you, We welcome you
to the fun as we come out together here and
a reminder later today the fifth Hour podcast will be
going up. We look back at the great Malard meet
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and greet we had in Lost Wages, Nevada last week.
Some of the other interesting things that happened, including a
never before told story about what you see in the
early morning hours in downtown Vegas that you cannot cannot unsee,
cannot unsee. So check out the Fifth Hour podcast and
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the Ben Maler Show podcast today there'll be new episodes.
Now this is the end of the radio show for
the week. This hour, we have podcasts. The sweatshop I
work for they have me do a podcast every year.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'm so happy they have me do the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I can't tell you how much I love doing a
podcast on the weekends when I'm not doing the radio show.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
So check that out Fifth Hour podcast. It's so much fun.
And now back to it all, right, back to what
we go.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Ozziez writes in from Western Australia, says, I know you
do not do shout outs, but thanks to mister Irrigation
for the bling Bling boy that must have cost a fortune.
Ozzi Waz got one of those cool rings from mister
Irrigation all the way down in Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
That's pretty neat.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I don't do shout outs, so I'm not going
to say good morning strippers, because strippers are not up
at this hour. They're going to bed at this hour,
meaning they're not waking up. Well, strippers are not waking
up at this hour. A real stripper is going to
bed at this hour.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
They're not, They're not. I don't think they're going to
bed yet. Yeah, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What about what I like on the East Coast, though,
we're going to bed right five thirty in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, but that's the West Coast. Ones are still
working right now.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
They still they're.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Still working and making that money. As Poppy would say,
that bling bling. And when I when I first started
working at Fox Sports Radio, I worked the weekend overnight shift.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It was one of my first shifts. And I was
a single guy.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And my guy, my producer, this guy named Julio. We
would go down to the Denny's on Se Palvida, it's
right down the street from the studio, and we'd go
there right after the show, be early in the morning,
and it was like a boxing match, like a Mike
Tyson boxing match. You had the pimps and the hose
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at the at the Denny's and it was wild.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
We saw fights, we saw people get arrested. It was
it was so entertaining. The food was I guess it's
gotten better. But the food then was terrible. But we
didn't go for the food. We went to see the show.
It was like it was like dinner in a show,
or in this case, it was breakfast in the show.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And now I have no signature thrown. Oh it was wild.
I have so many fond memories.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I could wax poetic, but we don't have time for that.
So let's get back to the calls and we'll say
hello to Eenie Meenie miney mode. Let's say hello to
j Dot in Utah. Hello, jay Dot, we saw him
at the mallor meet and greet. You made it back
to your home? Hello jay Dot?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
They come ben when it comes to the pens in
the house email how to I'll could show the how
well that pimp? You know?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
How to come show these sports radio? And that is.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Well said, well said. This guy's a master artist.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Did you stay in Vegas for more than a few
hours or did you get right back to you tell
what happened?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
No, no, no, no no, I said, at my Holy.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
Bird's house, we did some microshrooms and hit that tree.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know, some people would some people would filter what
they say.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Some people would say, I'm not going to talk about
going doing shrooms. Not you.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's the beauty of jay Dot.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
You're like, listen, I'm an open book, baby, I'm an
open book right.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
I didn't work Monday off because my plane was Friday.
Drive out Saturday, take it Sunday, come home. I was like, no,
I can't come back home on Sunday. And then we
just had a good time and we're good. No, I mean,
greet man, that was the dopest time I ever had
my life.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Really, And then you guys know how to part. I'm boring,
but you guys know how to party. I'm pretty boring,
but you guys threw a big party. I was just
kind of standing observing. It was like at a zoo.
I was like, at a zoo, So.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
I had like five five the big bends.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, you did not. Those things were those things were massive.
You did not have you had five of those? Is
that true? Cool? Yeah? Loreina, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
God, I wasn't counting his drinks.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You could have died, dude. That's a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
I don't I don't think they were like, I don't
think the standard big bend was as big as the one.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
That Slug had.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Oh okay, yeah, I think he got I think he
got a special.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Extra big Oh yeah, yeah. I was like, let me get.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
A big ben Slug.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, take a breath. So Slug had a big
bend and and the side. I don't want to embellish
this because you know on radio, the drink that Slug
had was about the size of the Pacific Ocean and uh,
it was unbelievable and uh and so I mean, my god,
if you had five of those, holy crap. Anyway, all right,
well listen, Jay dot who was your It was the
person who liked hanging out with the most other than us,
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because you're gonna suck up to us.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
But the other people that were there, who did you
bond with? Jay Dodd? Who was it? Oh?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Man, I didn't know Brian No. I looked at his
shirt or his name. I'm like, I dipped. I'm like,
oh that's Brian.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Now, uh yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
He was there.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
With the oldies from Legends of the show, like I
had a great dope time and my homemade bird the
bird Man that he ain't there been one of them
things because last year was his goat to it again.
But then you know, I told you I have some complications,
you know, my whip. But no Lorena oh man, she's
doupe with ship.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, thank you. I
knew he made it so far.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
He made it so far. Then he lost it on.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Me, you know, and it's on me. I was going
to end it early.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I was going to end it early, but unfortunately I decided, Uh,
let's say hello to Let's go to screaming Stephen.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Now this guy screaming Stephen is the way to go. Hello.
Is screaming Stephen?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh, he's not screaming. Did he fall asleep? Did we know?
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Stephen?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh man? All right, Uh, he's quite the character. Hopefully
we'll call back.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Let's say hello to Jed, who fled, who's walking around
the swamp lands of Florida.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Hello, Jed.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Hey, hey, it's not it's not me, just Stephen, just Stephen.
I'm just because it likes to one. I can't remember
the baseball guy he likes, uh something, you know who cares?
Jay Dot has not been anywhere on my radar as
a caller, and he has just celebrated number one the five.
J Dot. Don't ever, don't ever follow in between words
since his paragraph anything, dude, there's no need to take
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a breath. Don't let me and get you down. Dude,
he's just rote tomes and he's got he's gotta breathe
a lot, all right. The Malain meet and greet is Florida.
I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's a different state
and that it's like an American protectorate. But when you
get below Gamesvill Orlando, man, you just get you, just
get you just it's it's yeah, I don't know, I
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don't know what to say. It's twenty twenty five, it's
on national radio, but it's not it's not preferable. We
want to be somewhere like Jacksonville. Maybe Tallahassee. Uh, Tallahassee
is a good spot. I'm think about that. Hasse's nice.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't I don't think Tallahassee is a good spot.
After what Alabama's gonna go.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
You don't like fam u is that race is not here.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, no, I'm saying after Flora, after Alabama destroys Florida
state this weekend, then it's going to be.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
A yes, yes, sir, star started. It's nineteen sixty four.
Civil rights tack. No, it's twenty twenty five. Get with it.
Sam us On talking about Florida and m are you
are you? Why did you go to state? To the
white people?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well, you said, what is it? I thought you were
a Florida State seminal apologist.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
I actually played for the Florida and m Ratlers. At
one point we played It's Fast and loose. I was
on the roster and on the team.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Did you ever get did you ever get into a game?
Did you ever get into a game?
Speaker 11 (27:01):
I did get, I did get close enough.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
There was the news.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
You were a quarterback.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
I would that's racist, but that means.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
I was.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You Can you imagine Jed, Jed who fled? Think of
Jed who fled as your quarterback. That blows me away
that you were in a huddle.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You were a leader of men, Jed.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
At one point in your life you were You were
good enough to go to a college as a quarterback,
and now here you are.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's an amazing transition.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Transition.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
All right, you're yelling, I can't understand what you're saying.
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
We'll say hello to Poppy in San Diego. I thought
he would hang up, but he's still there. Hello, Poppy
in San Diego.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
Hey, Man, that's.
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Very Uh, I'm not good at you were hoping I
would hang up?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hey, I did not say I was hoping you would
hang up. I said I thought you would hang up.
I didn't say I was hoping.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I said I thought you were going to hang up?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Okay Man, So well, you know talking about that, I
was talking to Tiger manning gutsa on it.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
He actually meet you at Malormin and Green in Las Vegas,
and he actually was talking to me.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
And telling me that I should ask you, well, what's
going to happen on the segment? You know, if I'm
going to be able to give.
Speaker 12 (28:29):
The picks for football, you know, give me one more terms.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
What do you think then, Mallard?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Uh, well, Poppy, I don't believe Tiger Man said that.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I met Tiger Man. Very nice. He's actually not in
Utah anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He's moved to Missouri and he threw out to Vegas
for the meet and greet. So a very nice guy,
big LSU fan. And we'll see I kind of like
Clemson to take down LSU. Wink wink nod not. We'll
see what happens with that. This weekend and Bobby, well,
we'll give it a shot. We'll give it a shot
Poppy next week. But if it's terrible, you gotta go
rat attad test the key Poppy is rat a tat tat.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You can't go slow. You just gotta have one line.
We'll do three games, one line each game. Make the
pick boom all right.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Oh, so like, listen, let's give me like a little
little warm up for baseball.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
Like for like, I give a pick, and let's say
for tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Now, who are.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You picking against? Is it Loraina? Are we getting? Are
we getting some kind of animal? We're getting a farm
animal in here?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What are we doing?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
He should go against Michel Leprechaun's rubber chicken.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's a great idea.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Oh, that's a good idea, right, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Hold hold on, Poppy, let me Michael Leprechaun, Will you
allow your rubber chicken to be used in a bit
with Poppy?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
Yes, and the chicken will win against the dead duck
dynasty dictator cal Marcel who blocks me and I have
three blink blinks and Ben, even though you have a
nice choke about me, my parents always say, I always
say to them, come to Boston and Ben I know
you're coming to Boston and Mike from New Hampshire will
be happy. Alay, I love Poppy Pape.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, no, you don't. He loses most rambled.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
A little bit. He should get right to the point.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I know.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
I mean he didn't call him a few times. And
then then the clowns Blind Scott and Marcel. Oh my god,
Poppy's picks are great.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Okay, all right, all right, well we'll fs around with that.
You can't lose to a rubber chicken. Poppy though, Poppy
versus the rubber chicken will be a great bit. All right,
I'm done with you. Let's go to blind Scott. Still
on hold, Hello, blind Scott, welcome.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
Oh yeah, that's actually a good idea.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Man.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
That segment was terrible of callers right there. You had
a bunch of drug addicts come on, and then just
a bunch of complete losers that have no social skills whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
But but you're also a loser, so you're right in
line with everyone else.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
It's the segment of losers. I'm a loser, you're a loser.
We're all losers.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
Could you could you describe that to again? That tore
me up, I cried, I used four tishes and blew
my nose. That was like a real special moment. You
got that photo with Luca and Micah. You know you've
been talking about Michael Parsons. I don't know who Michah
Parson is. But I'm on hold for a thousand hours
this year on this show.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Let's me to congratulations.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You always remember when you crossed the rubicon of a
thousand hours on hold for an overnight talk show. Life
is going really well for you when you've been on
hold for an overnight talk radio show.
Speaker 12 (31:26):
Yeah, but here Michael Parsons, I would have no idea
who this guy is. That was such a beautiful moment.
The two guys, they're holding up their jerseys, Luca, Micah.
You'll never see two blind people doing that ever. You know,
you'll never see two blind people.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Up there, Yeah, because they're blind. You know you'll never
see it because you.
Speaker 12 (31:45):
Know, But but I lost my eyesight on this show.
Listening to this show, you know you did.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I when I first when I first started having conversations
with Lion Scott, you were able to see yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
And everything was going pre rolls, laughing at the other
blind people I was like, Ben, you know I might
be going blind. I have like a real aggressive eye
of these like they say, I'm going to go blind
pretty fast. So I did like yeah, but then it happened.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I remember that you so you know what I look
like because you saw photos of me kind of before
your vision went away.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, but I was fat, so I lost some weight.
I don't look like that anymore. I lost Yeah, this
is what you used to look like.
Speaker 12 (32:20):
I mean, your faith was like your cheeks were like
in front of your whole faith, and the top of
your head look kind of small. And you're younger.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I never never looked like that. You're lying, you're making
that up. I never looked like that, even at my fattest.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
Yeah, you have like your crew cup with Ben. I
met Ben when he was twenty five on the radio
and Ben would complain like about life and I loved
it so much because I loved him plaining and I
always think that my life sucks. That's why nobody talks
to me. I just calling the radio all the time.
So it was like, well, you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You always have the great thing about blind Scott is
I've known you over the years, is you always have
someone to talk to you. You have your other personalities you
can talk to, so there's always someone there for you
to talk to.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Oh yeah, I have all these ideas. I'm coming up
and I planned a whole event at LAP Boston for
the show. We're going to destroy that comedy club in
West Hollywood. I'm gonna tell it right now. How you
can do something like that. Like, here's the thing, though,
you could do what if you want in those comedy clubs.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
I used to.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I took a shot at them. You can become more
famous on this show than in those clubs. If nobody
knows who you are, trust me. I used to go
in those clubs in Boston. It's not really a thing
anymore though that this bank. You know, most of them
close down, So it's good to go to those.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, support your clubs are still still a thing here
in La anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
There's a bunch of commedies.
Speaker 12 (33:38):
Those are the callers we need. If we need callers,
we need those people need to call here. We don't
need those clowns calling. If you want good callers, you
need those they can get who can give them the
warm line. Blind Emmitt has the warm line. You know
who can give some people the warm line, some of
the good callers.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
You know, I don't think we're not allowed to get.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
To where he told me blind EMMTT told me you
gotta you gotta kick flying off Marster.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Marcel's by the way, Marcel's not on hold. I put
up Marcel.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
He's hey, where yay?
Speaker 12 (34:07):
Where did he go?
Speaker 10 (34:08):
What do you think that?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
By the way, we were supposed to do the coop
Scoop on Entertainment, and now we've taken all these crappy
phone calls, and I.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Want to know.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
One of the guys got some guy got fired that
was talking trash about Ben. We can talk about it
now because no one's listening into radio right now. The
guy that was talking tushbaw Ben in the Philadelphia March
fired like three weeks ago. His whole content with talking talking.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, why wh Why am I so interesting to rip?
I don't understand I just do an overnight show.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't understand you this you BRONI and Houston's ripping
me all the time. Hey, that's funny. You know you've
made it.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I guess all right, well, Coop, you want to blow
off Jeopardy and.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Do the Coop Scoop. You want to do that, It's
up to you, Irena, you decide. You go ahead, Lorraine,
I do want to know what to watch this weekend.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, all right, all right, we'll have the Coop Scoop
on entertainment.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Sorry, that was exciting.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's not that exciting to the Coop Scoop on entertainment.
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 7 (36:10):
All right, Ben, we are gonna start off in theaters.
Chi wondertaim and it feels we're not being tossed to
by Marcel. Marcel.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, Marcel slacking a little bit, I've noticed.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, I don't know what that's about. Maybe maybe he's
sleeping in.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Maybe he's on the Morning Jab again up there in Maine.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Right, all right, So we're gonna start in the theaters.
And there's a couple of movies out this weekend that
I want to point out. The first one is called
Cot Stealing and it stars Austin Butler. And he was, Yes,
he played Elvis and the Elvis biopic No idea. Who
there is?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
He's the he's the big up and coming, like you know,
the heart throw actor he was. He plays a high
school baseball.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Phenom who can't play anymore, but everything else in his
life is going okay. He's got a great girl who
has by Zoe Kravitz, his favorite team is making an
underdog run at the Pennant and then his punk rock
neighbor played by Matt Smith, asked him to take care
of his cat few days. For a few days, he
suddenly find himself caught in the middle of a motley
crew of threatening gangsters.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
They all want a piece of him and he doesn't
know why.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yes, I'd also figure he'll he figured it out in
an hour and a half.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Yeah, I'm sure he will. This movie is directed by
Darren Aronofsky and it also stars Regina King and Leev
Schreiber and Vincent Dinofrio. Oh and Bad Bunny is also
in there.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh, bad Bunny. I know who Bad Bunny is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, there Isn't he dating Kendall Jenner?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Is he playing a waiter in this or Caddy or something?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I don't know. But another movie out this weekend.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
If you want to, you know, if you want to
go to something that your wife might be into.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
That's called The Roses.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
And I don't know much about this movie, but it
stars Benedett Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman and they are a
picture perfect.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
That We're going to flower shop somewhere, I mean hey,
they might be.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
It's it's they're they are picture perfect couple with successful careers,
the loving marriage, great kids. But beneath the facade of
their supposed ideal life, a storm is brewing.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Oh right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Uh hate when that happens the guy's career notices.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Lorena said, my head once you said there's swingers is
a Swingers man?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
I said it in confidence.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Are they really sorry? I apologize. No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
I don't know so excited. I just I didn't know
that that was a twist of the movie. But apparently
it's not just making a jump.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
But Alison Janny and and yeah, and Andy Samberg are also.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
In this movie. There is a movie coming out about
that though about Swingers. O.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
All right, well, I don't know if it's this one.
This one's called The Roses and it is out this weekend,
moving over to television. And it's been a long time
since since we have done a coop scoop and entertainment
just for different different reasons.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Yeah, I was out Friday, you were out Friday.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
And so I'm gonna bring up a documentary series on Netflix.
It's been out there for a couple of weeks. So
I have watched the whole thing already, but I have
not talked about it on this show. It's called Fit
for TV and it is a three part documentary series
on the the cultural phenomenon that was the biggest loser
on NBC back in the day.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh I remember that show. Yeah, pretty popular for a
couple of years.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
It was apparent and I didn't even realize how popular
it was. Like, I watched a couple of seasons of
it back when it was on Oh oh, And that's
coop sscoom Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
There you go. Coop's worried about that brick wall you
about to run into. There's the wall, Coop, you just
ran into the wall.
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