September 10, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about how the ball-stealing Karen at the Phillies game still hasn't been identified, Ben Simmons getting dropped by his agent after he swiped left on interest from the Knicks, Ohio State coach Ryan Day being against the new transfer portal window, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LarReina, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a true crime mystery and our number three, Hour
three of the Ben Maler Show podcast and a story
that I'm fascinated by. It went viral on the social
media pages. That ball stealing Karen at the Philadelphia Phillies
game has still not been identified. How is that possible?
(00:22):
I don't know who she is yet. The Internet has
been trying to find out the woman's identity so they
can goof on her and they haven't been able to
find it. We'll talk about that. Also in the NBA,
Ben Simmons was fired by his agent after he swiped
left on interest from the Knickerbockers. What's up with that story?
And in college football, does Ohio State coach Ryan Day
(00:42):
have a point with his criticism of the updated transfer
portal window? The NCAA powerbrokers moving that until January. We'll
talk about that and more right now here. It is
our number three. You are the most famous woman in sports,
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even though we don't really know who you are. Welcome
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Speaker 2 (02:10):
We'll get back to.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The calls coming up a little bit. Also later this
hour we have too Much or not Enough and the
Queen of Hearts with Lorraine up. So I've been coming
up latest hour also the Riddle of the Day. So
it's a jam packed hour of content. But our lead
this hour from the most famous woman in sports. It
is no longer Caitlin Clark. Take a seat, Caitlan. The
answer is some woman we don't even know her name.
(02:34):
She's in Miami. Random Friday night at the Old Ballpark
with dozens of fans there, most of them Phillies fans,
even though the game was in Miami. I assume you
know about this by now, but maybe not so the
fight in Phils. We're playing the Marlins last week and
it turned out to be one of the most memorable
moments of the twenty twenty five Major League Baseball season.
(02:54):
So I'm going to assume that you kind of have
heard something about this, but possibly not. It happened in
the fourth inning of a random game on a Friday
night where the Phillies had an outfield named Harrison Bader
who hit a home run into the seats there in
left field, and people, of course ran to get the
ball because it's Miami and the seats aren't full, and
(03:14):
a mild skirmish, not a total dust up, but more
of a mild skirmish broke out for the baseball and
possession is nine tenths of the ball, And so this
guy got the ball, and mostly people were in Philadelphia
Phillies gear, because the only one I know that where's
Marlin's gear is my friend Marlin's man. Other than that, no,
(03:36):
but so a guy in a Philly shirt. Sure enough,
he emerged with the souvenir and no great dad moment.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He brought it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He like a trophy to give to his son. Here
I am, I'm your father. You should be proud of me,
your little snot nospunk. I got you a baseball. I'm
the greatest dad in the world. And right at that moment,
what a great moments bonding, father and son bonding.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What happens?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What happens, well, what happens after he handed the ball,
This trophy, this prize of the father's son bond that
will last a lifetime. He then was confronted by a
middle aged, white haired woman, the witch. The witch, and
she was in a Philly's hoodie and she was on
(04:24):
the warpath. She stormed over to the family and she grabbed,
violating this guy's personal space. She grabbed the dad by
the shoulder. This white haired woman, You've gotta be kidding me.
And she pointed at the ball and she said, listen.
I don't know exactly what she said. I'm assuming she
said I want that little Johnny's baseball. It's my ball.
(04:48):
So that they went. It was a little bit of
a verbal thing, physical contact. She demanded the ball. She said,
that's my ball, and of course the dad looked a
little stun there. This thing's gone viral because he gave
the baseball away and it has spawned a national search
an online who'd done it? It's like a true crime documentary.
(05:13):
Who is this woman? Who is the woman at the
center of the drama, all rama that took place in Miami.
Now at least two I didn't check the last couple hours,
but at least two women have been misidentified by the
Internet as the woman who did the thing you shouldn't
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do at the time. You shouldn't do it, they claimed
the Internet to certain factions that the woman was so
and so, And it turns out it was not. She's
become known as the Phillies Karen. Why not so? But
still nothing? Still nothing, So let us discuss the question
the ball stealing stealing, the ball stealing Phillies Karen, who
(05:57):
has still not been identified. How is this possible? So
I've got dB, Cooper, the Met and Disney, and we
will combine all these things together and you and I
are going to make the Babaganoosh. We're gonna make the Babagosh. Now,
first of all, I love this story. I love I
(06:21):
haven't talked about it. Well, what you talked about You
love the story. Why did you talk about it? The
part of the story that I love is that we
still don't know. That's to me the most fascinating thing.
This is the most infamous woman in sports right now,
and nobody can find her. It's twenty twenty five. You
can't hide there. We live in a police state. There's
(06:42):
cameras everywhere. Everything's being recorded. Your phone's recording you right
now if you have a smartphone, and yet we cannot
track down We can't track down a se like Femi
right now is driving around and delivering you know, Uber
Eats and door Dash and all that stuff around Minnesota,
and we can track his deliveries within six inches of
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the front door to make sure he puts the food down.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Where it needs to go.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But we cannot find Phillies Karen in section one twenty
eight at a Marlin's Phillies game on a Friday night.
This fascinates me. It's like, is she a real person?
Is this an actor? Is she a phantom?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Who is she?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
She?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Apparently she has no Facebook. I guess she's not on
Instagram even like LinkedIn. She's not on there. She has
no enemies, she has no friends, she has no frenemies, nothing.
Who lives like that today, she's a ghost in the matrix, Like,
(07:44):
is it possible that that's a glitch in the matrix
and she is not real and she's a time traveler
and she came to this dimension. Doo do It's.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Like the Twilight Zone. Do do do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do do do do doo?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You think about it. We have facial recognition technology. She
wasn't wearing a mask. You could see. There's ten different
photos of this woman. So we could see the photos
and we don't think, we're not sure. We don't think
she's like the unibomber living in a shack in Montana.
She appears to be a middle aged woman with white hair.
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She's got very short hair. She wears glasses, and she
looks like she just the left the return line of
coals is what she looks like.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So there's that and the issue. I'm determined. I was
saying about this driving in. I get a long drive
in from the north Woods, and when I was driving
into the studio, it hit me that the problem is,
and I don't want to besmirch anyone. However, you know
how many women in America exist that look like this woman? Now? Seriously,
(09:02):
like I would say roughly six hundred thousand per state. Now,
maybe not Delaware because it's the smallest state. But it's
it's not a compliment. I mean, it's you're trying to
It's like trying to play a game with your kid.
You got the Wear's Waldo book, and everyone in the
Worre's Waldough book is wearing Ann Taylor Loft. You're like, well,
I don't think that's good. It's gonna be hard to
(09:22):
figure out who that you know, I can't find that person.
They're all wearing the same. But that's the problem. There's
really no unique feature about this particular woman that makes
you wonder if it is the twilight Zone. Like, there's
no she has a haircut for some reason. A lot
of women get to a certain age they just want
to cut their hair short.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's fine, but she's got that. And I didn't see
any tattoos, she wasn't wearing a crazy outfit or anything
like that. And so she just apparently the camouflage of
life that she has beating down on her. She's just
a random person that exists but yet doesn't exist and
all that. And she had that look like life is
just beating her down. I don't know her history or
(10:04):
anything like that, but she just looks like she's been
to one too many bake sales for some pta group or.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And she knows she's been burned by you know, men
or women or whoever are both and you's got that energy.
And so it's like the default on Xbox, the default
avatar on Xboxes, Like, that's her. If you were to
say woman, middle aged, older woman, short hair, glasses, you know,
the whole look, that's that's who that is. Where are
(10:31):
the white women at Yeah, And if you squint, like
Whole Foods and Trader Joe's, you can see women like
that throughout the day that go to Whole Foods and
Trader joe So anyway, but the Internet is starving. See
that's the thing to me, Like the Internet is like,
we gotta find this woman, right, we'll go viral. I'm
sure TMC and some of the other outfits that pay
(10:51):
for content would would pay money to find out who
she is. Right to do a whole photo thing. So
there's money involved in it. There's money involved in it,
and you're telling me there's nobody that knows who this
woman is that doesn't like the woman wants to make
an extra ten grand or whatever it is from TMZ,
that couldn't call them up and the tip line and say,
here's the woman. You know, here's a bunch of photos,
and she's a she's a nice woman, or she's a
blankety blank blank mike.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But they're they're doxing. They're so upset people Internet. They're
doxing the wrong Karen's left and right. There's poor middle
aged women that just happen to look like this woman,
which a lot of women do, and they're getting outed.
But they're not even the ones. And so you got
the sharks who are chewing like it's like they're chewing
on license plates and in old boots at the bottom
(11:36):
of the of the ocean. You're like, well, that's that's
not food. But the longer this thing goes unsolved, the
longer this thing goes unsolved, the more this becomes folklore.
We're not quite there yet. It hasn't been a full week,
hadn't been a full week and this thing really blew
up on Sunday and Monday, and really Monday because people
(11:56):
were watching football on Sunday, so it really is a
Monday story. So day Tuesday. Now we're into Wednesday. We'll
see if anything happens today. But this is a wild time.
We don't know who she is. She's the dB Cooper
of the foul Bok out of the back of the airplane.
Used to airplanes used to have you know that story,
look it up, Google it. But the airplanes used to
leave the airplane in the back of the airplane, and
(12:18):
they changed that because dB Cooper hijacked plan. Used to
be hijackings all the time, hijack the plane, and they
left him a parachute. He jumped out of the back
of the plane. So they changed that so you can't
jump out of the back of the plane anyway. How
about Amelia Earhart? Right, whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? Did
she die? Maybe she lived and she lived her life
somewhere in some South American country, who knows. I don't know.
She's the Amelia Earhart of Karen's This woman. Yeah, she
(12:41):
could be Aaron Rodger's wife. That's right, a voice in
my head says, But twenty years from now there'll be
documentaries the ball that vanished in Karen's hands? Philly, Karen,
where did she go? Until then? She's out there? She
might be your neighbor. How scary is that she's on
the lamb? She's on the angry middle aged woman ismare
(13:04):
with short hair and glasses that could be living right
next year? We need to get crime under control. This
woman is a criminal stealing a baseball from a child.
Who does that? So either she's in a bunker somewhere
hiding away she doesn't exist, or she's like rubbing the
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ball like some kind of evil witch.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
My precious ball, all right? Now, moving on quickly to
the NBA.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I thought this was a good Were you talking to
nb's football series on?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I thought this was a good story.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So Ben Simmons was fired by his agent after he
swiped left on intro from the New York Knickerbockers, the
only team in the NBA that offered Ben Simmons a contract.
And Ben Simmons said, ehamn good? So what's up with
(14:01):
that particular story? That's a good So this comes the
number one pick in the draft. So this is part
of the soap opera of the NBA. And actually blame
the NBA because the NBA continues to enable Ben Simmons, Like,
how many times does this guy have to say, Hey,
(14:21):
this is who I am and you don't listen to him.
I just don't understand. You keep giving him contracts, you
keep calling and texting Ben Simmons, you make him now
it's veteran minimumsoo, it's three million dollars and you treat
him like he's some sleeping giant and you have the
potion that will awaken him. Spoiler alert, Ben Simmons, this
(14:45):
is gonna blow you away. Based on years and years
of evidence, does not like basketball. He happens to be tall,
and he was thrown into what the family business was.
He doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Though.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He treats the sport like you and I treat jury duty. Right,
It's just something you have to avoid at all costs
and you're forced to show up and you don't want
to do it. And that's how he treats playing in
the NBA. And so he could not even handle the
thought Ben Simmons of sitting on the bench at Madison
Square Garden to Mecca right over Penn Station there at
(15:21):
Midtown Matt And couldn't couldn't handle that, And the Knicks
are actually better off. The Knicks are better off in
this situation. Like Simmons does not shoot, he doesn't play
because he's always feigning some injury and he doesn't care
all of those. It's like an expensive art piece at
the met right, It's a nice frame, no real picture.
(15:42):
It's like, what is that? Well, it's you, it's supposed
to be in a picture. It's it's a blank canvas.
But that's the it's a blank it's but that's the pictures.
That's stupid anyway. All right, So Simmons doesn't want to
be there. His agent got rid of him, which is
just hilarious to me. And he doesn't want to smoke
even sitting on the bench. I guess he don't want
the hemorrhoids sitting on the match.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now, final thought to college football, we go we try
to dot the I on this maled monologue. The reigning
champions of college football, the Ohio State University. Interesting commentary
from Ryan Day. Ryan Day the man that wears nipple rings.
So Ryan Day said that he is well he's not
a fan of the proposal that would change the transfer portal.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So let me set this up the right way. We'll
play some audio.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So Ryan Day was asked about the FBS Oversight Committee.
That sounds like a bunch of bureaucracy. And they voted
to change the transfer portal window to a ten day
period in January. And that's it. Every player in college
football will have ten days in January to decide whether
or not they want to take the bag and go
somewhere else. Well, Ryan Day said, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Take a listen.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I don't think it's a good idea at all. In
the conversations that we had with the Big ten coaches,
I think the majority of them agree. I just don't
might understand how, you know, for teams that are playing
in the playoffs are expected to, you know, make the
decisions and sign their upcoming players while they're still getting
(17:11):
ready to play for games.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
All right, So does Ohio State coach Ryan Day you
just heard the sound by does he have a point
in his criticism of the transfer portal windows?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's just sour grapes.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
So based on my scorecard, I wrote down dr dead right,
that's what I wrote down to my scorecard, dead right.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I agree. The people of academia, who it's not really
even the people of academia, but the ones that are
involved in this are dopes. They just are there a
bunch of schmendricks, is what they are, and they somehow
reinvented the wheel and turned it into a square. Now,
obviously there needs to be changed. It's the wild wild
(17:54):
West with the transfer portal. But the idea that this
is the perfect time for the transfer window is beyond
I'd love to have been a fly on the wall
in the room with really big fly ears and hear
what the decision was, like, what was behind decisions? I seriously, so,
(18:15):
you're telling me that while the good teams of college
with well teams like Ohio State and Penn State and
Georgia and Oregon whoever else, are trying to prepare for
playoff games, the biggest games of the year when everyone's
focused on college football, they also have to figure out
who's leaving and who's coming in in the portal at
the same time, like who's jumping in the portal, who's
(18:38):
jumping out of the portal. While they're preparing for a
playoff game playoffs is insane to the membrane. It just is.
It's like trying to take the SAT exam while you're
in the middle of open heart surgery. It just those
things don't really go that well together, generally speaking, and
it doesn't make any sense. And of course it comes
from the NCAA Oversight Committee, which just reeks of corporate
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bureaucracy and all that stuff. And the same group of bumbling,
stumbling dumb dums who could not run a lemonade stand,
if you will, without tripping over themselves. And so they
essentially called Disney up and they said, listen, we need
some advice here. And the Disney people said, well, who
can we give you. You want Mickey Mouse, No, we
don't want Mickey Mouse, No, we don't want. How about
Donald dug No, we're good on Donaldock.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Who do you want?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
How about Dumbo? Can we get Dumbo in here? Yes,
Dumbo is yours. Congratulations, Dumbo can run the thing. The
transfer portal window should be, I'll tell you what. Free
advice here. Free advice should be one week after the
national championship game. In college football, you wait one week.
It's kind of like in baseball a bunch of roster
moves have to been made right after the World Series,
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of the NBA Finals and the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Same thing.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You wait, I'll give them a week one week after
the National Championship game, and then for seven to ten
days you have a transfer portal window.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You make it a big deal.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
All these fledgling cable channels like the Big ten Network,
the SEC never got all these channels. They can have
a week ten days of programming and really two months
because a month before and a month after, so you
get two months of programming. But doing it the way
you're doing it right now, it's like the Daytona five hundred,
and in mile four to ninety of the Daytona five hundred,
you're like a you know, it's some moron, and the
(20:18):
radio tower goes down, says I'm on the radio listen, Hey,
I know, by the way, we got to start building
next year, next year's car right now. I know we're
not done with the first race, the first race of
the NASCAR season, or the Daytona five hundred, but we've
got to already worry about next year's car. And so
that's where they're so. Brian David's got a good point
(20:39):
he does. I wish I could disagree with him, but
it makes a lot of sense. It's like really stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
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here's the Mallor Riddle of the day. Peyton Manning recently
said that he penned two hand written letters to Blank
in an effort to book them as a guest on
the Manning Cast. Again, Peyton Manning said that he penned
two handwritten letters to Blank in an effort to book
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the Malor Riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get
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It is a Kingdom court. And now back to it,
all right, back to it, pay off the riddle of
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the day. So Peyton Manning said that he penned two
handwritten letters in to blank to blank in an effort
to book them as a guest on the Manning cast.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Let's see who do we have? Lady Cyburns is going
with Abba. He's the answer. Andy and Lionel Lakes got
got it right. Bad job by him, clam said Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That's a good idea. Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
The producers of the Dark Side Secrets of the Sports
Dopers documentary and the CEO of Al Jazeera America alf
very funny. Who else do we have? Let's see page down?
Josh in Nebraska.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Got it right. Bad job by him.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Barbaricuing Lynn says Father Guido Sarducci is the answer old
Saturday Night reference. Ferg Dog going with Lucky Tony and
David Vasse is his answer. Henry Fonda and Janis Joplin
from Rob in Minnesota, Warming Bernabelle from Nature Boy answering
the Call to the Wild, The Bionic Man, Justin Herbert
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from FEMI, the number one Uber each driver in Minnesota,
Blind Scott and his plunger from Inca Terror. That's his answer.
Donkey Sausage says, these two punks very are schmucks, very funny.
Penn and Teller from JT. The Wingman Ravishing, Rick Rude
gets by slug in Vegas, the hostess with the mostest
in Vegas, put that Mather, meet and greet together. Let's
(24:50):
see you're sports with Coleman got it right, obviously cheating
on his burner account. Uncle Rico Dynamite from Doug. Do
you have an answer?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Are you know?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
I actually know this one better? You don't get mad
at me.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Don't answer it, Sidney Sweeney, Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're right, you got it right, damn it.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yes, no, it is actually the pontiff, the Pope. He
wrote letters to the Pope. Yeah, she could be the Pope.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
All right, so they're changing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
A couple of things on this I don't understand like that.
There's no way that works. Doesn't Peyton Manning know he
knows very powerful people that would know the Pope. Don't
you think, like the Pope is from Chicago, he's a
sports fan.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Has to be someone who can get this Pope to like.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
But you don't just write a letter to the Pope.
There must be motive store Like if anybody, anybody could
write the Pope a letter and some in front of
the Vatican will read the letter. You know, it's but
you got to know somebody the letter.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Once that go, I never got anything.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
How rude of her. Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Let's go down to North Las Vegas where are friend
Snooker resides. Hello Snooker, Hey, hey hey, then now how's
my phone?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is it over?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Your phone is wonderful. It's an amazing the greatest phone
I've ever of course you've only said four words, but
so far it's great.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Okay, Hey, hey you know what, Now I saw something
very refreshing today. You know, the Yankees got their butt booked,
but you know.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
This guy, uh Padic to Detroit came out with something
I hadn't seen in a while, and that was stirrup sucks.
Remember stirrup sucks?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, you had to.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Yeah, that was pretty cool man. I looked at it
and said, wow, I haven't seen that in years.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
But anyway, the Yankees got their butt whip so.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, they were winning for a while. I did watch
some of that game. You had Aaron Judge. Aaron Judge
passed Yogi Bearra. Aaron Judge is now number five all
time in Yankee home run number five. The guys ahead
of him are Babe Ruth, Lou Garrick and Jolton Joe DiMaggio.
And he's only a couple away from the Maggio.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, well, you know that's fine.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And Danny, but you know you don't see him press.
You do not see him press snooker.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
No, you know it's the win man.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
The whole purpose of the game is to get to
the World Series, not to make.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All these see your old school you're old school snooker
because you care about wins man, these kids, what do
you think these kids?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
How about these kids today? So let's do old guy radio.
We'll complain.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
What about the kids today? Do you see that we
talked about yesterday. Sdor Sanders has the number five selling
jersey in the NFL, and he's the third string quarterback
on the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
That's the NBA.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's the NFL and the NBA. That's what they do.
That's why I took the rand deal.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
That's right. You you chose snooker, is what you That's right?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Hey hey, hey, hey Ben?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What what? What? What?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's coming Saturday?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Saturday?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's going to be the Canelo.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh yeah, I am listen, big news. I am planning,
uh you know, boys' night, Gonna make some mistake sandwiches
and watch that game Saturday. A little college football I got.
I got a big sports day plan. I got speaking
college football all day and then I got that fight
at night, big big day.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I got a lot of money on that fight.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Crawford man, all right, bet on Crawford man.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Hey, one more thing man, Last.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Thursday issue Astro's cheeter Teeter, Do you just say anything
about Trammel and then confiscating as that last yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Because it was kind of an and it wasn't he
said it was a paint issue or it was corked.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I would have.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Done something more with it. It wasn't It wasn't that big.
To me, it wasn't that big a deal. I wish
it had been. I was hoping it was full of
metal and I would have just had a field day
with it. But it was just they said it was
like a paint issue. I mean, it's it's it's typical
for that franchise. But I didn't think it was like
the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I wish it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I thought it was a bigger deal I did. I Listen,
we love you, Snooker, you're the man. Your great phone,
good phone, Snooker, really good phone, very important, very important.
Are we have a game show? Hit that button right there?
Here we go, game.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Another Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Is it too much or not enough? Let's get ready,
let's get to it. Too much or not enough? And
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Speaker 1 (29:39):
Michael from Tucson. Hello, Michael, I feel like we just spoke.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We did a Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's all right, this is big Ben Maller game out
a lot of the energy, right. This guy's fired up. Man,
he's taking full advantage of his unemployment.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
He's right now. All right, Uh, here we go. You're
working though, I know A we question?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, if you know, get a real cho.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Now you get three?
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Lorena would like you to get all three. She wants
three or four and.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Then you know, yeah, I want I want four, three.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Out of four because she wants more time for her
a bit.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Here we go. Are you ready, Michael? And now are
you trying to get a job or are you happy
just doing uber.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
And I'm outside, I'm loud.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh that's good. All right, Wake up all your neighbors
this moment.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Watch out for the watch out for the coyotes out
there in Tucson.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
All question question number one for Michael in the Tucson area.
Is my guy Richardrrea still down there Michael doing radio
somewhere in Tucson or is he or is he gone?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Alright, No, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh he's gone. Okay, all right, Yes, that's unfortunate. Story
Question number one.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Question on one, Matthew Stafford just became the eighth quarterback
all time to throw for sixty thousand yards in his
in his career.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I'm gonna say that not enough.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
To see if he's right. That's correct, you're right, just
like that one. And oh he's the tenth quarterback to
reach that mark. Good job, all right. Question number two
for Michael in Tucson Monday, it was only the fifth
time in history that the Twins and Vikings have won
on the road on the same day.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Is that too Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Not enough? Not enough? Man?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, clearly this it says somehow that is too much.
I can't is I can't Oh, I cannot be but yeah,
but it says, I'm looking at the scorchy it says
too much. It was only the second time that's happened.
The last time was in September of nineteen eighty five.
You're telling me the Twins have lost every Sunday game
(31:55):
for the last two months of the baseball in the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
On the road, the road. Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Still still doesn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That still doesn't seem all right?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Question number three since being's rafted in twenty twenty three,
Pooka Nakua the Rims has the ten has ten games
over one hundred yards perceiving or more?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
M Pookah, you're a ram I'm gonna say not enough.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Of course, that's right, absolutely correct. Don at thirteen games,
you can ram it all day. You can certainly ram
it all time.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
All right, here we go, Michael, this could be the
last one. You get it right, then, Lorena's cheering for you.
Christian McCaffrey now has fifty career games where he has
gained one hundred plus total yards.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
For the forty nine and running back?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm gonna say not enough.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Okay, let's find out that is a winner? Not enough?
Congratulations Michael, you gotta go decad you get a golden
deechaad chick cat as not enough as Christian mccavrey's sixtieth
game with one hundred plus total yards. Congratulations Michael, you
(33:14):
are the big winner, and thank you for being such
a big fan of the show.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Does I mean a lot? I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
All right, we will press on and Lorena you want
calls eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
You want to get all of it, give it with Loreena.
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Speaker 1 (33:27):
Also on x if you have any relationship questions, usually
hashtag Queen of Hearts. So we know, we know that
we you want to ask a question. That's how we
kind of vet the questions and go through them and
then we'll get to that. We will do it next.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
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Speaker 2 (34:55):
Think Southerbos with little rain at ten nine.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Enough hearts going.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
To help you.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
Gear Rye, gear Rye tonight, gear right tonight, dear.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Ry you heard the man.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
It is Tom for love here on the Ben Mallor
Show and Men and Women. I just want to remind you,
as sports season comes in, make sure you show your
special person they are still special even though you are
busy watching sports like twenty thousand hours over Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is that I feel like that. It's a personal situation, Lorena,
I feel like this.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
No, no, no, I like watching sports, okay, I have
grown to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Is there a butt in there?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
No, there's no, there's no butts.
Speaker 11 (35:37):
I was just thinking about women who don't enjoy sports
and how sad they must be with their men. Yeah,
just you know, disassociate for the whole season. So don't
forget to, you know, make your woman or your man
still feel special if you're into.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Sports and they're not. They knew the deal when they
got involved.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
It's far the deal, Listen, Do they realize how bad
it is when you first started dating?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
From September to February your second that's the way it
is the rest of the year, you're number one.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
But make sure you put those weather breaks to good use, everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yes, the hour weather breaks or halftime halftime, it's not
that long. But I guess you don't really need a
lot of time at halftime. You can kind of all right.
These are actual questions by actual listeners. Andy and Lionel Lakes,
Minnesota says Lorena, my gal wanted me to want more
of me in the bedroom, so last weekend she gave
me two blue Chew treats and said that she'd be
(36:30):
in the bedroom in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I unfortunately fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh woke up choking with a stiff neck and inside
of a chalk outline.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I get no respect so, yeah, I.
Speaker 11 (36:42):
Know that you should never fall asleep, especially if you
haven't done it in a while. You know, you should
be so excited that that keeps you up a bit.
I'm say all right, maybe you should deserve to be
in a body bag.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
RPS is right, written in says has Lorena ever considered?
I'm not sure what this is. I think she's a lovely,
very great voice. Oh so I think this guy thinks
you should be doing adulta phone line, Lorena.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Oh I've thought about that, have you.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Yeah, me and my friends used to play around with
it when we were younger. Yeah, but that's another story.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
The issue might be that you're aren't the people that
do that generally and not that attractive?
Speaker 7 (37:22):
You know, the girls on the hotline on the TV
commercials don't look that bad.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yes, paid actors.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
All right, I could do that voice message.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We have a call for you, tiger Man in Utah
or maybe maybe some other state.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Hello tiger Man.
Speaker 10 (37:38):
Hey, I'm not actually in Hawaii. But just a quick recap, Lorena,
I do have two kids with two different women. Unfortunately,
do not have a relationship with the woman or the kids.
Now I'm in a relationship with another woman, and I
want this to work out, but I'm studying like two
to three hundred dollars a week on this girl, trying
(38:00):
to get expensive, and I want to know what you
think I should do.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, you know, your girl should not be draining your funds.
Never let them take advantage of your wallet unless you
want to be a sugar daddy. Okay, but also, but
also is she a good companion? Is she giving you
what you need in the in the relationship?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yes, but you would rather be alone? What? What do
you what? Is she like? That's like a that's like
a jed who fled drug habit. Like two thousand dollars.
That's a lot of money a week. Two dollars I
thought you said.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I thought you said two thousands.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
I don't think about how much that adds up to you.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
It does add up.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Yeah, is she buying you gifts with this money?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Do you do you live near this woman or she
lives somewhere else?
Speaker 9 (38:49):
No, she lives.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
I mean we're almost going to live together.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
Okay, all right, Okay, Well, if you're planning on moving forward,
I don't think calling it is the is the thing here.
But also you need to realize if if you do
move forward, you're going to be paying for everything.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
You might want to test her as say, I'm a
little low on money. Can I get a couple hundred
bucks from you?
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Say?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Listen, we gotta figure this out or you know what,
Maybe she needs you to be that provider in her
life and if you can't be them, do spow out next?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
All right, thank you, good luck, Aloha tiger Man, and
enjoy Hawaii. Why are you calling us?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
J T the Wingman says, I'm looking for suggestions for
good cosplay.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I need your expertise and recommendations.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Oh, cosplay is so fun and it depends on which
direction you want to go. I always prefer Disney cosplay.
But you know, like Alex the Vegan, he's big into
anime cosplay. Oh, so you can always be a furry
to you know, furs are really big and into things
right now.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
All right, Ferg Duck says, who's your favorite Disney princess?
Speaker 11 (39:45):
Oh it's got to be Bell Bell, Bell, always, always
has been, always will be.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
The queen of all princess.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
My favorite animals, poo Bear Bear.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I was like Donald Duck, Goofy
It's a true crime mystery and our number three, Hour
three of the Ben Maler Show podcast and a story
that I'm fascinated by. It went viral on the social
media pages. That ball stealing Karen at the Philadelphia Phillies
game has still not been identified. How is that possible?
(00:22):
I don't know who she is yet. The Internet has
been trying to find out the woman's identity so they
can goof on her and they haven't been able to
find it. We'll talk about that. Also in the NBA,
Ben Simmons was fired by his agent after he swiped
left on interest from the Knickerbockers. What's up with that story?
And in college football, does Ohio State coach Ryan Day
(00:42):
have a point with his criticism of the updated transfer
portal window? The NCAA powerbrokers moving that until January. We'll
talk about that and more right now here. It is
our number three. You are the most famous woman in sports,
(01:04):
even though we don't really know who you are. Welcome
in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler Show.
We are in the air everywhere, slithering across the radio
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Speaker 2 (02:10):
We'll get back to.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The calls coming up a little bit. Also later this
hour we have too Much or not Enough and the
Queen of Hearts with Lorraine up. So I've been coming
up latest hour also the Riddle of the Day. So
it's a jam packed hour of content. But our lead
this hour from the most famous woman in sports. It
is no longer Caitlin Clark. Take a seat, Caitlan. The
answer is some woman we don't even know her name.
(02:34):
She's in Miami. Random Friday night at the Old Ballpark
with dozens of fans there, most of them Phillies fans,
even though the game was in Miami. I assume you
know about this by now, but maybe not so the
fight in Phils. We're playing the Marlins last week and
it turned out to be one of the most memorable
moments of the twenty twenty five Major League Baseball season.
(02:54):
So I'm going to assume that you kind of have
heard something about this, but possibly not. It happened in
the fourth inning of a random game on a Friday
night where the Phillies had an outfield named Harrison Bader
who hit a home run into the seats there in
left field, and people, of course ran to get the
ball because it's Miami and the seats aren't full, and
(03:14):
a mild skirmish, not a total dust up, but more
of a mild skirmish broke out for the baseball and
possession is nine tenths of the ball, And so this
guy got the ball, and mostly people were in Philadelphia
Phillies gear, because the only one I know that where's
Marlin's gear is my friend Marlin's man. Other than that, no,
(03:36):
but so a guy in a Philly shirt. Sure enough,
he emerged with the souvenir and no great dad moment.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He brought it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He like a trophy to give to his son. Here
I am, I'm your father. You should be proud of me,
your little snot nospunk. I got you a baseball. I'm
the greatest dad in the world. And right at that moment,
what a great moments bonding, father and son bonding.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What happens?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What happens, well, what happens after he handed the ball,
This trophy, this prize of the father's son bond that
will last a lifetime. He then was confronted by a
middle aged, white haired woman, the witch. The witch, and
she was in a Philly's hoodie and she was on
(04:24):
the warpath. She stormed over to the family and she grabbed,
violating this guy's personal space. She grabbed the dad by
the shoulder. This white haired woman, You've gotta be kidding me.
And she pointed at the ball and she said, listen.
I don't know exactly what she said. I'm assuming she
said I want that little Johnny's baseball. It's my ball.
(04:48):
So that they went. It was a little bit of
a verbal thing, physical contact. She demanded the ball. She said,
that's my ball, and of course the dad looked a
little stun there. This thing's gone viral because he gave
the baseball away and it has spawned a national search
an online who'd done it? It's like a true crime documentary.
(05:13):
Who is this woman? Who is the woman at the
center of the drama, all rama that took place in Miami.
Now at least two I didn't check the last couple hours,
but at least two women have been misidentified by the
Internet as the woman who did the thing you shouldn't
(05:34):
do at the time. You shouldn't do it, they claimed
the Internet to certain factions that the woman was so
and so, And it turns out it was not. She's
become known as the Phillies Karen. Why not so? But
still nothing? Still nothing, So let us discuss the question
the ball stealing stealing, the ball stealing Phillies Karen, who
(05:57):
has still not been identified. How is this possible? So
I've got dB, Cooper, the Met and Disney, and we
will combine all these things together and you and I
are going to make the Babaganoosh. We're gonna make the Babagosh. Now,
first of all, I love this story. I love I
(06:21):
haven't talked about it. Well, what you talked about You
love the story. Why did you talk about it? The
part of the story that I love is that we
still don't know. That's to me the most fascinating thing.
This is the most infamous woman in sports right now,
and nobody can find her. It's twenty twenty five. You
can't hide there. We live in a police state. There's
(06:42):
cameras everywhere. Everything's being recorded. Your phone's recording you right
now if you have a smartphone, and yet we cannot
track down We can't track down a se like Femi
right now is driving around and delivering you know, Uber
Eats and door Dash and all that stuff around Minnesota,
and we can track his deliveries within six inches of
(07:04):
the front door to make sure he puts the food down.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Where it needs to go.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But we cannot find Phillies Karen in section one twenty
eight at a Marlin's Phillies game on a Friday night.
This fascinates me. It's like, is she a real person?
Is this an actor? Is she a phantom?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Who is she?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
She?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Apparently she has no Facebook. I guess she's not on
Instagram even like LinkedIn. She's not on there. She has
no enemies, she has no friends, she has no frenemies, nothing.
Who lives like that today, she's a ghost in the matrix, Like,
(07:44):
is it possible that that's a glitch in the matrix
and she is not real and she's a time traveler
and she came to this dimension. Doo do It's.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Like the Twilight Zone. Do do do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do do do do doo?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You think about it. We have facial recognition technology. She
wasn't wearing a mask. You could see. There's ten different
photos of this woman. So we could see the photos
and we don't think, we're not sure. We don't think
she's like the unibomber living in a shack in Montana.
She appears to be a middle aged woman with white hair.
(08:27):
She's got very short hair. She wears glasses, and she
looks like she just the left the return line of
coals is what she looks like.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So there's that and the issue. I'm determined. I was
saying about this driving in. I get a long drive
in from the north Woods, and when I was driving
into the studio, it hit me that the problem is,
and I don't want to besmirch anyone. However, you know
how many women in America exist that look like this woman? Now? Seriously,
(09:02):
like I would say roughly six hundred thousand per state. Now,
maybe not Delaware because it's the smallest state. But it's
it's not a compliment. I mean, it's you're trying to
It's like trying to play a game with your kid.
You got the Wear's Waldo book, and everyone in the
Worre's Waldough book is wearing Ann Taylor Loft. You're like, well,
I don't think that's good. It's gonna be hard to
(09:22):
figure out who that you know, I can't find that person.
They're all wearing the same. But that's the problem. There's
really no unique feature about this particular woman that makes
you wonder if it is the twilight Zone. Like, there's
no she has a haircut for some reason. A lot
of women get to a certain age they just want
to cut their hair short.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's fine, but she's got that. And I didn't see
any tattoos, she wasn't wearing a crazy outfit or anything
like that. And so she just apparently the camouflage of
life that she has beating down on her. She's just
a random person that exists but yet doesn't exist and
all that. And she had that look like life is
just beating her down. I don't know her history or
(10:04):
anything like that, but she just looks like she's been
to one too many bake sales for some pta group or.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And she knows she's been burned by you know, men
or women or whoever are both and you's got that energy.
And so it's like the default on Xbox, the default
avatar on Xboxes, Like, that's her. If you were to
say woman, middle aged, older woman, short hair, glasses, you know,
the whole look, that's that's who that is. Where are
(10:31):
the white women at Yeah, And if you squint, like
Whole Foods and Trader Joe's, you can see women like
that throughout the day that go to Whole Foods and
Trader joe So anyway, but the Internet is starving. See
that's the thing to me, Like the Internet is like,
we gotta find this woman, right, we'll go viral. I'm
sure TMC and some of the other outfits that pay
(10:51):
for content would would pay money to find out who
she is. Right to do a whole photo thing. So
there's money involved in it. There's money involved in it,
and you're telling me there's nobody that knows who this
woman is that doesn't like the woman wants to make
an extra ten grand or whatever it is from TMZ,
that couldn't call them up and the tip line and say,
here's the woman. You know, here's a bunch of photos,
and she's a she's a nice woman, or she's a
blankety blank blank mike.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But they're they're doxing. They're so upset people Internet. They're
doxing the wrong Karen's left and right. There's poor middle
aged women that just happen to look like this woman,
which a lot of women do, and they're getting outed.
But they're not even the ones. And so you got
the sharks who are chewing like it's like they're chewing
on license plates and in old boots at the bottom
(11:36):
of the of the ocean. You're like, well, that's that's
not food. But the longer this thing goes unsolved, the
longer this thing goes unsolved, the more this becomes folklore.
We're not quite there yet. It hasn't been a full week,
hadn't been a full week and this thing really blew
up on Sunday and Monday, and really Monday because people
(11:56):
were watching football on Sunday, so it really is a
Monday story. So day Tuesday. Now we're into Wednesday. We'll
see if anything happens today. But this is a wild time.
We don't know who she is. She's the dB Cooper
of the foul Bok out of the back of the airplane.
Used to airplanes used to have you know that story,
look it up, Google it. But the airplanes used to
leave the airplane in the back of the airplane, and
(12:18):
they changed that because dB Cooper hijacked plan. Used to
be hijackings all the time, hijack the plane, and they
left him a parachute. He jumped out of the back
of the plane. So they changed that so you can't
jump out of the back of the plane anyway. How
about Amelia Earhart? Right, whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? Did
she die? Maybe she lived and she lived her life
somewhere in some South American country, who knows. I don't know.
She's the Amelia Earhart of Karen's This woman. Yeah, she
(12:41):
could be Aaron Rodger's wife. That's right, a voice in
my head says, But twenty years from now there'll be
documentaries the ball that vanished in Karen's hands? Philly, Karen,
where did she go? Until then? She's out there? She
might be your neighbor. How scary is that she's on
the lamb? She's on the angry middle aged woman ismare
(13:04):
with short hair and glasses that could be living right
next year? We need to get crime under control. This
woman is a criminal stealing a baseball from a child.
Who does that? So either she's in a bunker somewhere
hiding away she doesn't exist, or she's like rubbing the
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ball like some kind of evil witch.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
My precious ball, all right? Now, moving on quickly to
the NBA.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I thought this was a good Were you talking to
nb's football series on?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I thought this was a good story.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So Ben Simmons was fired by his agent after he
swiped left on intro from the New York Knickerbockers, the
only team in the NBA that offered Ben Simmons a contract.
And Ben Simmons said, ehamn good? So what's up with
(14:01):
that particular story? That's a good So this comes the
number one pick in the draft. So this is part
of the soap opera of the NBA. And actually blame
the NBA because the NBA continues to enable Ben Simmons, Like,
how many times does this guy have to say, Hey,
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this is who I am and you don't listen to him.
I just don't understand. You keep giving him contracts, you
keep calling and texting Ben Simmons, you make him now
it's veteran minimumsoo, it's three million dollars and you treat
him like he's some sleeping giant and you have the
potion that will awaken him. Spoiler alert, Ben Simmons, this
(14:45):
is gonna blow you away. Based on years and years
of evidence, does not like basketball. He happens to be tall,
and he was thrown into what the family business was.
He doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Though.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
He treats the sport like you and I treat jury duty. Right,
It's just something you have to avoid at all costs
and you're forced to show up and you don't want
to do it. And that's how he treats playing in
the NBA. And so he could not even handle the
thought Ben Simmons of sitting on the bench at Madison
Square Garden to Mecca right over Penn Station there at
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Midtown Matt And couldn't couldn't handle that, And the Knicks
are actually better off. The Knicks are better off in
this situation. Like Simmons does not shoot, he doesn't play
because he's always feigning some injury and he doesn't care
all of those. It's like an expensive art piece at
the met right, It's a nice frame, no real picture.
(15:42):
It's like, what is that? Well, it's you, it's supposed
to be in a picture. It's it's a blank canvas.
But that's the it's a blank it's but that's the pictures.
That's stupid anyway. All right, So Simmons doesn't want to
be there. His agent got rid of him, which is
just hilarious to me. And he doesn't want to smoke
even sitting on the bench. I guess he don't want
the hemorrhoids sitting on the match.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now, final thought to college football, we go we try
to dot the I on this maled monologue. The reigning
champions of college football, the Ohio State University. Interesting commentary
from Ryan Day. Ryan Day the man that wears nipple rings.
So Ryan Day said that he is well he's not
a fan of the proposal that would change the transfer portal.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So let me set this up the right way. We'll
play some audio.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So Ryan Day was asked about the FBS Oversight Committee.
That sounds like a bunch of bureaucracy. And they voted
to change the transfer portal window to a ten day
period in January. And that's it. Every player in college
football will have ten days in January to decide whether
or not they want to take the bag and go
somewhere else. Well, Ryan Day said, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Take a listen.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I don't think it's a good idea at all. In
the conversations that we had with the Big ten coaches,
I think the majority of them agree. I just don't
might understand how, you know, for teams that are playing
in the playoffs are expected to, you know, make the
decisions and sign their upcoming players while they're still getting
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ready to play for games.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
All right, So does Ohio State coach Ryan Day you
just heard the sound by does he have a point
in his criticism of the transfer portal windows?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's just sour grapes.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
So based on my scorecard, I wrote down dr dead right,
that's what I wrote down to my scorecard, dead right.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I agree. The people of academia, who it's not really
even the people of academia, but the ones that are
involved in this are dopes. They just are there a
bunch of schmendricks, is what they are, and they somehow
reinvented the wheel and turned it into a square. Now,
obviously there needs to be changed. It's the wild wild
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West with the transfer portal. But the idea that this
is the perfect time for the transfer window is beyond
I'd love to have been a fly on the wall
in the room with really big fly ears and hear
what the decision was, like, what was behind decisions? I seriously, so,
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you're telling me that while the good teams of college
with well teams like Ohio State and Penn State and
Georgia and Oregon whoever else, are trying to prepare for
playoff games, the biggest games of the year when everyone's
focused on college football, they also have to figure out
who's leaving and who's coming in in the portal at
the same time, like who's jumping in the portal, who's
(18:38):
jumping out of the portal. While they're preparing for a
playoff game playoffs is insane to the membrane. It just is.
It's like trying to take the SAT exam while you're
in the middle of open heart surgery. It just those
things don't really go that well together, generally speaking, and
it doesn't make any sense. And of course it comes
from the NCAA Oversight Committee, which just reeks of corporate
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bureaucracy and all that stuff. And the same group of bumbling,
stumbling dumb dums who could not run a lemonade stand,
if you will, without tripping over themselves. And so they
essentially called Disney up and they said, listen, we need
some advice here. And the Disney people said, well, who
can we give you. You want Mickey Mouse, No, we
don't want Mickey Mouse, No, we don't want. How about
Donald dug No, we're good on Donaldock.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Who do you want?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
How about Dumbo? Can we get Dumbo in here? Yes,
Dumbo is yours. Congratulations, Dumbo can run the thing. The
transfer portal window should be, I'll tell you what. Free
advice here. Free advice should be one week after the
national championship game. In college football, you wait one week.
It's kind of like in baseball a bunch of roster
moves have to been made right after the World Series,
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of the NBA Finals and the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Same thing.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You wait, I'll give them a week one week after
the National Championship game, and then for seven to ten
days you have a transfer portal window.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You make it a big deal.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
All these fledgling cable channels like the Big ten Network,
the SEC never got all these channels. They can have
a week ten days of programming and really two months
because a month before and a month after, so you
get two months of programming. But doing it the way
you're doing it right now, it's like the Daytona five hundred,
and in mile four to ninety of the Daytona five hundred,
you're like a you know, it's some moron, and the
(20:18):
radio tower goes down, says I'm on the radio listen, Hey,
I know, by the way, we got to start building
next year, next year's car right now. I know we're
not done with the first race, the first race of
the NASCAR season, or the Daytona five hundred, but we've
got to already worry about next year's car. And so
that's where they're so. Brian David's got a good point
(20:39):
he does. I wish I could disagree with him, but
it makes a lot of sense. It's like really stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
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Speaker 1 (20:57):
Now though for the Malor Riddle of the day, And
here's the Mallor Riddle of the day. Peyton Manning recently
said that he penned two hand written letters to Blank
in an effort to book them as a guest on
the Manning Cast. Again, Peyton Manning said that he penned
two handwritten letters to Blank in an effort to book
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them as a guest on The Manning Cast. That is
the Malor Riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get
to it, and we'll do it next.
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It is the Ben Maler Show up all night, every
single night. Coming up later this hour, we will have
too much not enough the Queen of hearts.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
With Loraina and your comments, you can answer the riddle.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Of the day at Ben Maller on X. That's at
Ben Mahller. You say a little Lorain a FSR queen
and Cooper at a Bronco fan. Your comments cannon will
be used against you in the court of sports radio.
It is a Kingdom court. And now back to it,
all right, back to it, pay off the riddle of
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the day. So Peyton Manning said that he penned two
handwritten letters in to blank to blank in an effort
to book them as a guest on the Manning cast.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Let's see who do we have? Lady Cyburns is going
with Abba. He's the answer. Andy and Lionel Lakes got
got it right. Bad job by him, clam said Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That's a good idea. Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
The producers of the Dark Side Secrets of the Sports
Dopers documentary and the CEO of Al Jazeera America alf
very funny. Who else do we have? Let's see page down?
Josh in Nebraska.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Got it right. Bad job by him.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Barbaricuing Lynn says Father Guido Sarducci is the answer old
Saturday Night reference. Ferg Dog going with Lucky Tony and
David Vasse is his answer. Henry Fonda and Janis Joplin
from Rob in Minnesota, Warming Bernabelle from Nature Boy answering
the Call to the Wild, The Bionic Man, Justin Herbert
(24:27):
from FEMI, the number one Uber each driver in Minnesota,
Blind Scott and his plunger from Inca Terror. That's his answer.
Donkey Sausage says, these two punks very are schmucks, very funny.
Penn and Teller from JT. The Wingman Ravishing, Rick Rude
gets by slug in Vegas, the hostess with the mostest
in Vegas, put that Mather, meet and greet together. Let's
(24:50):
see you're sports with Coleman got it right, obviously cheating
on his burner account. Uncle Rico Dynamite from Doug. Do
you have an answer?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Are you know?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
I actually know this one better? You don't get mad
at me.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Don't answer it, Sidney Sweeney, Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're right, you got it right, damn it.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yes, no, it is actually the pontiff, the Pope. He
wrote letters to the Pope. Yeah, she could be the Pope.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
All right, so they're changing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
A couple of things on this I don't understand like that.
There's no way that works. Doesn't Peyton Manning know he
knows very powerful people that would know the Pope. Don't
you think, like the Pope is from Chicago, he's a
sports fan.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Has to be someone who can get this Pope to like.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
But you don't just write a letter to the Pope.
There must be motive store Like if anybody, anybody could
write the Pope a letter and some in front of
the Vatican will read the letter. You know, it's but
you got to know somebody the letter.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Once that go, I never got anything.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
How rude of her. Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Let's go down to North Las Vegas where are friend
Snooker resides. Hello Snooker, Hey, hey hey, then now how's
my phone?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is it over?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Your phone is wonderful. It's an amazing the greatest phone
I've ever of course you've only said four words, but
so far it's great.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Okay, Hey, hey you know what, Now I saw something
very refreshing today. You know, the Yankees got their butt booked,
but you know.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
This guy, uh Padic to Detroit came out with something
I hadn't seen in a while, and that was stirrup sucks.
Remember stirrup sucks?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, you had to.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Yeah, that was pretty cool man. I looked at it
and said, wow, I haven't seen that in years.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
But anyway, the Yankees got their butt whip so.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, they were winning for a while. I did watch
some of that game. You had Aaron Judge. Aaron Judge
passed Yogi Bearra. Aaron Judge is now number five all
time in Yankee home run number five. The guys ahead
of him are Babe Ruth, Lou Garrick and Jolton Joe DiMaggio.
And he's only a couple away from the Maggio.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, well, you know that's fine.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And Danny, but you know you don't see him press.
You do not see him press snooker.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
No, you know it's the win man.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
The whole purpose of the game is to get to
the World Series, not to make.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All these see your old school you're old school snooker
because you care about wins man, these kids, what do
you think these kids?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
How about these kids today? So let's do old guy radio.
We'll complain.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
What about the kids today? Do you see that we
talked about yesterday. Sdor Sanders has the number five selling
jersey in the NFL, and he's the third string quarterback
on the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
That's the NBA.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's the NFL and the NBA. That's what they do.
That's why I took the rand deal.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
That's right. You you chose snooker, is what you That's right?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Hey hey, hey, hey Ben?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What what? What? What?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's coming Saturday?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Saturday?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's going to be the Canelo.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh yeah, I am listen, big news. I am planning,
uh you know, boys' night, Gonna make some mistake sandwiches
and watch that game Saturday. A little college football I got.
I got a big sports day plan. I got speaking
college football all day and then I got that fight
at night, big big day.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I got a lot of money on that fight.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Crawford man, all right, bet on Crawford man.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Hey, one more thing man, Last.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Thursday issue Astro's cheeter Teeter, Do you just say anything
about Trammel and then confiscating as that last yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Because it was kind of an and it wasn't he
said it was a paint issue or it was corked.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I would have.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Done something more with it. It wasn't It wasn't that big.
To me, it wasn't that big a deal. I wish
it had been. I was hoping it was full of
metal and I would have just had a field day
with it. But it was just they said it was
like a paint issue. I mean, it's it's it's typical
for that franchise. But I didn't think it was like
the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I wish it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I thought it was a bigger deal I did. I Listen,
we love you, Snooker, you're the man. Your great phone,
good phone, Snooker, really good phone, very important, very important.
Are we have a game show? Hit that button right there?
Here we go, game.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Another Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
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Michael from Tucson. Hello, Michael, I feel like we just spoke.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We did a Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's all right, this is big Ben Maller game out
a lot of the energy, right. This guy's fired up. Man,
he's taking full advantage of his unemployment.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
He's right now. All right, Uh, here we go. You're
working though, I know A we question?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, if you know, get a real cho.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Now you get three?
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Lorena would like you to get all three. She wants
three or four and.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Then you know, yeah, I want I want four, three.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Out of four because she wants more time for her
a bit.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Here we go. Are you ready, Michael? And now are
you trying to get a job or are you happy
just doing uber.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
And I'm outside, I'm loud.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh that's good. All right, Wake up all your neighbors
this moment.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Watch out for the watch out for the coyotes out
there in Tucson.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
All question question number one for Michael in the Tucson area.
Is my guy Richardrrea still down there Michael doing radio
somewhere in Tucson or is he or is he gone?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Alright, No, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh he's gone. Okay, all right, Yes, that's unfortunate. Story
Question number one.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Question on one, Matthew Stafford just became the eighth quarterback
all time to throw for sixty thousand yards in his
in his career.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I'm gonna say that not enough.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
To see if he's right. That's correct, you're right, just
like that one. And oh he's the tenth quarterback to
reach that mark. Good job, all right. Question number two
for Michael in Tucson Monday, it was only the fifth
time in history that the Twins and Vikings have won
on the road on the same day.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Is that too Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Not enough? Not enough? Man?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, clearly this it says somehow that is too much.
I can't is I can't Oh, I cannot be but yeah,
but it says, I'm looking at the scorchy it says
too much. It was only the second time that's happened.
The last time was in September of nineteen eighty five.
You're telling me the Twins have lost every Sunday game
(31:55):
for the last two months of the baseball in the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
On the road, the road. Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Still still doesn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That still doesn't seem all right?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Question number three since being's rafted in twenty twenty three,
Pooka Nakua the Rims has the ten has ten games
over one hundred yards perceiving or more?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
M Pookah, you're a ram I'm gonna say not enough.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Of course, that's right, absolutely correct. Don at thirteen games,
you can ram it all day. You can certainly ram
it all time.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
All right, here we go, Michael, this could be the
last one. You get it right, then, Lorena's cheering for you.
Christian McCaffrey now has fifty career games where he has
gained one hundred plus total yards.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
For the forty nine and running back?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm gonna say not enough.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Okay, let's find out that is a winner? Not enough?
Congratulations Michael, you gotta go decad you get a golden
deechaad chick cat as not enough as Christian mccavrey's sixtieth
game with one hundred plus total yards. Congratulations Michael, you
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are the big winner, and thank you for being such
a big fan of the show.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Does I mean a lot? I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
All right, we will press on and Lorena you want
calls eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
You want to get all of it, give it with Loreena.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
For the Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Also on x if you have any relationship questions, usually
hashtag Queen of Hearts. So we know, we know that
we you want to ask a question. That's how we
kind of vet the questions and go through them and
then we'll get to that. We will do it next.
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Speaker 2 (34:55):
Think Southerbos with little rain at ten nine.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Enough hearts going.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
To help you.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
Gear Rye, gear Rye tonight, gear right tonight, dear.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Ry you heard the man.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
It is Tom for love here on the Ben Mallor
Show and Men and Women. I just want to remind you,
as sports season comes in, make sure you show your
special person they are still special even though you are
busy watching sports like twenty thousand hours over Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is that I feel like that. It's a personal situation, Lorena,
I feel like this.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
No, no, no, I like watching sports, okay, I have
grown to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Is there a butt in there?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
No, there's no, there's no butts.
Speaker 11 (35:37):
I was just thinking about women who don't enjoy sports
and how sad they must be with their men. Yeah,
just you know, disassociate for the whole season. So don't
forget to, you know, make your woman or your man
still feel special if you're into.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Sports and they're not. They knew the deal when they
got involved.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
It's far the deal, Listen, Do they realize how bad
it is when you first started dating?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
From September to February your second that's the way it
is the rest of the year, you're number one.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
But make sure you put those weather breaks to good use, everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yes, the hour weather breaks or halftime halftime, it's not
that long. But I guess you don't really need a
lot of time at halftime. You can kind of all right.
These are actual questions by actual listeners. Andy and Lionel Lakes,
Minnesota says Lorena, my gal wanted me to want more
of me in the bedroom, so last weekend she gave
me two blue Chew treats and said that she'd be
(36:30):
in the bedroom in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I unfortunately fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh woke up choking with a stiff neck and inside
of a chalk outline.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I get no respect so, yeah, I.
Speaker 11 (36:42):
Know that you should never fall asleep, especially if you
haven't done it in a while. You know, you should
be so excited that that keeps you up a bit.
I'm say all right, maybe you should deserve to be
in a body bag.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
RPS is right, written in says has Lorena ever considered?
I'm not sure what this is. I think she's a lovely,
very great voice. Oh so I think this guy thinks
you should be doing adulta phone line, Lorena.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Oh I've thought about that, have you.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Yeah, me and my friends used to play around with
it when we were younger. Yeah, but that's another story.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
The issue might be that you're aren't the people that
do that generally and not that attractive?
Speaker 7 (37:22):
You know, the girls on the hotline on the TV
commercials don't look that bad.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yes, paid actors.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
All right, I could do that voice message.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We have a call for you, tiger Man in Utah
or maybe maybe some other state.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Hello tiger Man.
Speaker 10 (37:38):
Hey, I'm not actually in Hawaii. But just a quick recap, Lorena,
I do have two kids with two different women. Unfortunately,
do not have a relationship with the woman or the kids.
Now I'm in a relationship with another woman, and I
want this to work out, but I'm studying like two
to three hundred dollars a week on this girl, trying
(38:00):
to get expensive, and I want to know what you
think I should do.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, you know, your girl should not be draining your funds.
Never let them take advantage of your wallet unless you
want to be a sugar daddy. Okay, but also, but
also is she a good companion? Is she giving you
what you need in the in the relationship?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yes, but you would rather be alone? What? What do
you what? Is she like? That's like a that's like
a jed who fled drug habit. Like two thousand dollars.
That's a lot of money a week. Two dollars I
thought you said.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I thought you said two thousands.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
I don't think about how much that adds up to you.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
It does add up.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Yeah, is she buying you gifts with this money?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Do you do you live near this woman or she
lives somewhere else?
Speaker 9 (38:49):
No, she lives.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
I mean we're almost going to live together.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
Okay, all right, Okay, Well, if you're planning on moving forward,
I don't think calling it is the is the thing here.
But also you need to realize if if you do
move forward, you're going to be paying for everything.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
You might want to test her as say, I'm a
little low on money. Can I get a couple hundred
bucks from you?
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Say?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Listen, we gotta figure this out or you know what,
Maybe she needs you to be that provider in her
life and if you can't be them, do spow out next?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
All right, thank you, good luck, Aloha tiger Man, and
enjoy Hawaii. Why are you calling us?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
J T the Wingman says, I'm looking for suggestions for
good cosplay.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I need your expertise and recommendations.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Oh, cosplay is so fun and it depends on which
direction you want to go. I always prefer Disney cosplay.
But you know, like Alex the Vegan, he's big into
anime cosplay. Oh, so you can always be a furry
to you know, furs are really big and into things
right now.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
All right, Ferg Duck says, who's your favorite Disney princess?
Speaker 11 (39:45):
Oh it's got to be Bell Bell, Bell, always, always
has been, always will be.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
The queen of all princess.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
My favorite animals, poo Bear Bear.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I was like Donald Duck, Goofy
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