September 19, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about who is wearing the shame bell for the Miami Dolphins after their tight loss to the Bills, Tyreek Hill saying his team is "headed in the right direction," the takeaway from Josh Allen's Bills getting the win, and more!
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who's wearing the shame bell for the Miami Dolphins. Dolphins
wide receiver Tyreek Hill said his team is headed in
the right direction after losing, blowing a winnable game. How
do you measure that? And what did you take away
from Josh Allen's Bills getting the win? Not necessarily any
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style points. We'll talk about that and more right now here.
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So here we are back at it again, a lot
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going on, lot to juggle. Good news is we have
a lot of real estate to cover here. We will
cover it all throughout the overnight, but we'll start play
the head small man. What of our old bosses used
to say. So we'll start out in the Buffalo area,
just down the road from Niagara Falls Orchard Park, New York.
Where you play football in September. You don't really have
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to worry about the weather very much. And inn AFC
East mismatch. At least that's the way the game was
hyped up. You know that. And I know that you
had Al Michael's and kirk kerb Street there. They had
the call on the Amazon, the biggest line on the
NFL if you're into gambling, biggest point spread in the NFL,
for Week three by a wide margin. Josh Allen and
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the Bills were expected to absolutely blitz the team from
South Florida twelve and a half point favorites over Tua's
Woebegone Dolphins. So we watched it. I don't know if
you were watching this or not. Maybe not. He might
have been doing something else, but Josh Allen, he did
have three touchdown passes. The Bills, though, had to hold
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off the Dolphins. What Yes, the game was tied up
in the fourth quarter, but the Bills end up winning
the game thirty one to twenty one the final and
so yeah, Miami did cover the spread. James Cook he
was cooking the one hundred and eight yards and rushing
for a two yard touchdown as well. The Bills, at
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three and zero now in the year, continue their world
domination of the once proud Miami Dolphins, who've become a
punching bag in the NFL for a number of years.
So Buffalo's won seventh straight and fourteen of the past fifteen,
including the playoffs, against the team from South Florida. The
better story, though, is in the losing locker room. That
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is the better story, and so that is where we
will go and the Miami Dolphins, who have been very
good to us in overnight talk radio by having their
coach who's apparently on the spectrum and the punch other
stuff that's just outrageous. So the miscues and the lack
of discipline highlighted here as the Dolphins end up zero
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to three, their worst start since way back in twenty nineteen.
Is barely alive back then, and they will they will
now face more scrutiny as their head coach, Mike McDaniel
is dealing with job security issues. So let us discuss
the question who is wearing the bell of shame, the
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shame bell for the Miami Dolphins. Who's wearing the sham
bell for the Dolphins. I've got has Bro, Puffy Sticker,
and Wolfgang Puck and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make some deep fried, delicious,
crunchy tacos, is what we're going to do, all right.
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So let's see who's gonna who's gonna wear the shame bell?
Ding ding ding ding ning. How about Mike McDaniel and
his merry band of captains. Thank you, This was a
BC special, not Boston College Bill Callahan. You probably don't
know who that is. His kid's a terrible coach with
the Titans. He sucked as a coach too, a long
lost Raider coach who should have been on the headset
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there in the fourth quarter screaming, we've got to be
the dumbest team in America in terms of playing the game,
the Miami Dolphins. And he wouldn't be wrong. He would
not have been wrong. Here. The Bills essentially treated Miami
like a broken vending machine in Miami. Put the dollar
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in the vending machine. They wanted the chips. The chips
were dangling. They pressed the button, they kicked it, they
shook the machine. They pleaded with the vending machine, please,
we want that. We want that bag of chips. It's
Mark W. We want that bag of chips, it's Mark W.
And the machine said, no, we're not giving you that
bag of chips. We took your money and we're not
going to do it. And that was the Dolphins. Buffalo
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was absolutely right. They were plump for the taking here
and the Dolphins they tripped on their own shoelaces. And
it was the daily double, daily dabble. It was the
daily double here of dumb da dum dum dum el
capatan no capetan addition. So we start with defensive tackle
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Zach Sealer, who well apparently a captain for the Dolphins
and never heard of the guy at He had the
dunce cap play of the night there. So let me
set this up there. It's the fourth quarter tie game,
the Dolphins defense somehow has held and the Bills are
going to punt the ball to Miami. Miami is going
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to get the ball with an opportunity in a tie
game to go down and take the lead. And what
does Zach Sealer do? He said, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. He rough it. He roughs the kicker,
He runs into the punter. And so instead of getting
the ball back with a chance to take the lead
and put the pressure on the Buffalo Bills, instead you
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decided to give wrap Buffalo a first down inside your
territory and Josh Allen, because you clabbered the punter, Josh
Allen ended up going down and said thank you very
much and boom punched it right in the end zone.
So that is the game changer right there. But wait,
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there's more. I said. Every great infomercial used to say
back in the day, the Encore, Encore, on Core, Encore
to a tongue of by looa mister tunnel vision himself
deep in Bill's territory, Deep in Bill's territory. Season on
the line, and what does Tua do? What does he do?
He locks in on Jalen Waddle and like it's prom
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night there and Buffalo's one of our linebackers, Torell Bernard.
It's not a bad name, Terrell Bernard. He cut right
in front of the passing lane and and it's you know,
it's like on Promni did. But he stole, He stole
the flowers and all that, and he picked off the pass.
And the legend of Tua turna the ball over continues here.
(09:12):
It was a puke inducing throw. So let's hear from
the man of the hour. Tua. You're the franchise quarterback
for the Miami Dolphins. You had the ball in your
hand deep inside Buffalo territory at the twenty six yard
line of the Bills, and you threw an interception. What
do you have to say for yourself to it?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I thought I was in rhythm and timing of the play,
seeing the flat defender.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Go over the top of Jalen. Jalen's turning around.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think that was a really good play by the
defender had had some color in my face trying to
maneuver the throw as well.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ten out of ten times.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If we're looking at that same thing, I'd still try
to work that timing of hitting that that spot. And
I think the linebacker made a great play on that.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay. So see, that's like if I did a bad
seg minute of talk radio, I'd be like, well, ten
out of ten times, I'm gonna do that bad segment
again because you know it's gonna work. It's absolutely gonna work.
That was and I'm not a Dolphin fan. And if
you listened or you watched over on YouTube, Benny versus
the Penny, we handicapped the game. We gave you the Dolphins.
(10:18):
We got that one right. So I was happy that
Miami covered. They didn't win the game. I think they
were gonna win the game. But my god, that was
puke inducing by Tua. And it's another example of what
the f were they thinking in Miami giving this guy
the contract the game. It was just insane. They just
they got so much money these NFL teams that they
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give marginal quarterbacks massive amounts of money without actually earning it.
That is a two hundred million dollar quarterback who telegraphed
to pass in the fourth quarter deep in the opponent's territory.
The Duke of puke right there and on that play
lights out. The parties over go. Cannot do it, cannot
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do it, not at that time, not in that spot.
That is self destruction at its finest. They will teach
that how to self destruct. The Miami Dolphins way there.
So the Miami Captains literally, in the fourth quarter of
a tie game, the Miami Dolphins captains went hasbro. They
torpedoed their own ship. You sank my battleship, is what
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they said. These are supposed to be the leaders, the
guys who set the tone, They're the ones that calm
the storm, and instead they were literally drilling holes in
the hole of the ship. And the Dolphins went from
going a wall in Indy to beating themselves in Buffalo.
So there you go. They didn't show up for the
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first game and then lost a close one with the
Pages last week, and then here again against what's supposed
to be one of the powers in the AFC, had
a chance in the fourth quarter and did not get
it done. Now turning the page, page two. So some
around the end are calling this close defeat a positive.
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I'm being serious here, even some of the guys in
the locker room postgame. Tyreek Hill, the chieta who had
a touchdown and then did a nice little dance there.
Tyreek Hill, the wide receiver of the Dolphins, said that
his team is quote headed in the right direction, is
what he said. All right, So how do you measure that?
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Tyreek Hill postgame said the Dolphins are headed to the
right or in the right direction. So how do you
measure that? So I measure that with four words? Are
you kidding me? Are you kidding me? That is a
puffy sticker that reads moral victory is what that is
from Tyreek Hill? And there are no moral victories in
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the NFL. It's one of the great things about sports.
A lot of times in life there's a gray area.
You don't really know where you're staying with people or
your employer or things like that. But in sports, you
clearly have a winner and a loser. You win, and
everyone kisses your ass and says how great you are
and gets all emotional and you lose and you wear
the clown you know, you drive the clown car, you
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wear the clown makeup and all that period stuff. So
let me decode tyreek Kill's message here. He said, Essentially,
we lost, but at least at least we didn't look
like a bunch of total buffoons. You thought we were
going to get blown out. We didn't get blown out.
We still lost, Tarrek, doesn't matter. We didn't get blown out,
but you lost by ten point. It doesn't matter you
thought we'd lose by twelve and a half. It's a problem,
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right if you're a real contender and a real competitor,
you don't you don't do that. What are you doing?
You know what? Tyreek sounds like? Tyreek sounds like. We
get these calls every once in a while. They're not
usual listeners, but they're fanboys that'll call into the overnight
show at three in the morning and be like, hey,
you know, they try to convince me that, ah, the
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team's close, that team's club, but the cheetah reminding me
of my old dog Bella. The shitsu. Yeah, my god, no,
cheating more like a shit to now. Meanwhile, how about
the coach? Can we get a temperature reading on the
Miami coach. Right out of a Cheech and Troll movie.
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Mike McDaniel and his hot seat. What is the hot seat?
Let's go over to cut three here, McDaniel says, despite
what it might look like, the Dolphins actually had plans
to walk out of the stadium in a good move,
take a list.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Or expectation was to come in here and win the game.
And we knew we had to not turn the ball over,
and we knew we had to, you know, try to
get at least plus or at least even with him
in the in the takeaway department, and we had to
play good football and make some plays. And you know,
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we had a turnover in a critical situation, we had
a critical penalty against on a punt. Those types of
things can that's how these types of games are decided.
So it feels like a loss, and it feels like
we have a lot of motivation to get back.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
To work, all right. So there is there. He is
the head coach. That's a leader of men. Right there.
Boys go out to battle, run through a wall right there. No,
I would like to go eat some taco bell is
what I would like to do. Here's one more from
the half baked coach of the Dolphins, who points out
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that this is this is where he sounds like he's
doing NPR or something.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, take a frustration that turns the focus. I would
say that I'm very focused and motivated to continue eliminating
things that cost us games. And you know, you have
a young team, a lot of people that you're counting on,
and you need him to not be young for very
(15:54):
much longer and continue to grow. But the it's I
would say focus because you know, I know I have
a locker room that is all into growth through the process.
You know, there's some tough, tough lessons, are tough things
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you have to deal with the National Football League.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right, So there is the head coach of the
Miami Dolphins, righty, Oh so bad? All right? Man alive? Okay,
So I like when he said we have a young
team that shouldn't be young. And of course then you
know what would happen if they had an old team. Oh,
we're an old team. You know they complain about that.
Whatever they are, they will complain about. So the temperature
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reading on Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel's hot seat this game
was a lateral move. He's still in the in the bickram,
the yoga studio, the hot yoga right one hundred and
five degrees, very humid conditions. He's currently doing the triangle pose,
the yoga triangle post. He's marin a like a brisket.
(17:02):
Put a brisket in a sana. That's the coach the
Dolphins who actually made the playoffs each of that guy's
two seasons, his first two seasons as coach of the Dolphins,
McDaniel the last twenty one games. The Dolphins have lost
thirteen of the last twenty one games since that wild
card loss in frigid Kansas City, when Tua turned into
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an ice cube. They actually they had to melt him
to put him back on the bus after the game.
It was wild. He actually was an ice cube. It
was crazy. So now we hear that ownership of the
Dolphins still loves their boy, genius, pot loving head coach. There,
the coach, the nerd with the laminated play sheet and all.
So he still got a steamy seat. And you know,
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the Dolphins hung in the game, but again no moral
victories and all that crap. It was. It was a
game that was winnable. All right. Bad teams lose close games.
Good teams win close games, and right now, Miami is
a bad team, and all the yoga in the world
is not going to stretch that into a team that
is a playoff team, not this year. All right, last word,
(18:11):
So we go to the winners locker room. Now, what
did you take away? Here's the question, what did you
take away from Josh Allen's bills getting the win? So
I thought this was the classic example of exhale and
thank a higher power type of win. Right, you need
a late game turnover just to get out of dodge
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against the Dolphins. Generally speaking, that is not a good sign.
Like the Dolphins were a tinderbox teetering on the brink
of self destruction and they still are. That's not a
statement win. It wouldn't have been even if they'd blown
out the Dolphins by a gazillion points. But that's more
of a relief win. I mean, Buffalo at times was
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absolutely zonked on defense. They turned Tua into Wolfgang Puck
on third down, Tuo was able to carve them up.
It reminded me of going to get some prime rib.
But this place called Lowry's in La This Prime rib
place over in Losienega. But listen, ten of fifteen on
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third down, the Dolphins were ten of fifteen's that's that's insane.
Sixty seven almost seventy percent on third down the red zone.
Miami against the Bills, defense was one hundred percent success
rate when they got in the red zone. That is
not defense. That is more like a speedbump. Nevertheless, somehow
Someway because of the generosity of the team from Florida,
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they ended up with the w And it's kind of
like flying Let's say you're flying Jet Blue or something
like that, and they cancel your direct flight and you're like,
I have to get to that game. I've got tickets
to the game. I got to get to the game.
So they don't worry. We got you. And so then
they re root you or reroute you, depending on where
you came from. They re route you into an airport
you've never been to. In Bozeman, Montana, the seat back
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screen doesn't work, you can't watch the television and all that.
The seat's not very comfortable, but you still land on
time for kickoff. So you're okay. You're okay, Like you're miserable.
But you got there and winning ugly the art of
the eighty percent. And as it been pointed out, like
you only remember the end, you often don't remember how
you got there. A give example in baseball, the Dodgers
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last season won the World Series. They sucked in several
stretches last season, did not play well at all, they
were at a bad pitching staff, and they still ended
up winning. So people celebrate that because they won. They
don't remember all the crap that took place. You blocked
that out. Listen, the Bills did not ace the test here,
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but you're crammed enough to pass the test. So if
you're Sean McDermott the coach, go out buy a lottery
ticket you had. The Bills had two fumbles in this
game that both somehow ended up back with Buffalo a
fumble of fifty to fifty proposition, so both fumbles ended
up they didn't lose possession. The Bills also missed a
field goal in this game, so that's more divine intervention
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is what it is now. Regardless, again, as we said,
good teams win these games. They grinded out like this
and so it wasn't pretty. But the the Buffalo Bills
continue they're winning ways or off to the three and
zero start now. And that was one of those games
where if they played a team that didn't self destruct
and then the Bills end up losing that game. But
that not the case, so no one will remember that
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Shane King roy writes and SAYS i want to wish
you and your crew a Happy intercontinental talk like a pirate.
Day he, says you and land, Lovers, WELL i do actually.
Quote there's some pirate lines THAT i do use BECAUSE
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i was a big fan growing. Up pirates of The
caribbean was a big part of my life when we.
GO i grew up right Near, disneyland so we used
to go To disneyland a, lot and so there was
there was always some pirate verbiage that LIKE i used
the line there she, blows, Right, LORENA i used that a,
lot there she, blows. Yes but, yeah that's a solid.
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i've said some OTHER i don't, Know i've said some other.
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in laws have a place, there and we were there
a little while, back AND i was amazed Because i'd
always heard tales of Black beard The, pirate AND i
always thought Black beard The pirate must have been somewhere
In europe or something like. That but Black beard The
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pirate traveled around The North carolina, area and that blew me.
AWAY i was, like, WOW i thought he would be
like somewhere In europe or something like. That but, yeah
right there In, Wilmington North, carolina they have a tribute,
like well you know, WHAT i would holl not, ben what's?
That oh that's fun? Fact, yeah there you. Go fun,
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fact fun, fact lots of amazing fun. Facts shiver, me
timbers that's another. ONE i use that one. SOMETIMES i
shiver me timbers walk the plank for me. Hearties yo? Wow,
oh what's the line For pirates of The caribbean Dead
men tell no tar classic. Class that's a solid, one.
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Right how about? This yo ho ho ho? Ho is
that what they? Sing you know that song they sing when.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
They turn Into santa?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Halfway? Really how's it? Sounding yo ho yo? Ho? Me,
okay something like. THAT i know The Pittsburgh pirates when
they win a, game they, say the announcer, says raise
The Jolly. Roger that's a that's a, pirate, right cannon um,
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no The, Buccaneers, yeah The buccaneers have a. Cannon and
their broadcasters if we're just just randomly talking, here they're
Broadcaster Gene, deckerhoff who's a, legend and he's the guy
that's when The bucks score, touchdown he'll, say fire the cannons.
On that's his big line, there and to, fine oh,
(28:17):
yeah so solid where you. Go you just don't want
to be the human. Cannonball you don't want to be.
That you definitely don't want to be. That so, anyway all,
right we'll take some calls. Here also more of these
witty comments on THE x. Machine scrooge and The Younger
demo rights in From Northern. California he, Says, ben what
are the Odds mike the stoner McDaniel gets fired if
The dolphins go zero to, four losing their next, game
(28:39):
but The jets, suck, suck, suck you. Fired, yeah that's
a tough one if you lose to The. JETS i
think that game's In. Miami that's A monday night game. Too,
god can't they flex that? Out that's A monday night.
GAME i mean WHAT i, mean what are we? Doing
that's an island. Game jets and The dolphins is an
island game Next monday? Night crap all? Right eileen writes
(29:02):
in From San, francisco says The dolphins had to drill
holes in the bottom of their sinking ship to let
the water. Out uh she she. Says and Just josh
From cincinnati writes and, says a deer in the headlights
a graduate from The university of. Um how in the
hell did this man get a head coaching job in THE?
Nfl talking About mike, McDaniel, yeah it is impressive that
(29:27):
McDaniel got in the head coaching. Job you know these
guys get once you get on a certain, list, right
once you get on a certain, list and all, that
you're you're, Good you're a made. Man you're you're good to.
Go all, right sex some calls and let's say hello
to let's go To eric who's in SoCal and he's
(29:48):
got hot dolphin. Takes Hello eric? Driving you're driving the? Truck?
Right is that? Correct?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
There?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right where we? Go?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah talking about, McDaniel i always, YEAH i know you
call him the hipster of the hipster.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Coach.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
UH i always thought he looked more Like nick Kroll.
Backer what do you think about?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
That i'm just amazed. That i'm amazed at how he
sounds Like it's just, Amazing, like is the way he
speaks is. Awesome it's great that he somehow ended up
as a head coach in THE nfl where they micro manage.
Everything it fascinates. Me so it seems like he.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Took a class that Like Gavin newsomaster my, boss where
they kind of end sentences in a high, pitch you,
know they kind of up they call. IT i kind
of noticed some of.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That, yeah WELL i have studied this And i've worked on,
it And i'm guilty as anybody else. Where i'll SAY
o and all, occasionally AND i try not to do
it BECAUSE i kind of get paid to talk and
it's a big thing not to do. That but they
will tell you that when you do, that it's because
you're not a good communicator and you're trying to figure
(31:00):
out what to say. Next it's just it's just a.
Filler you just you have no idea what you're gonna.
Say you're like. Scrambling. Often, also you're trying to remember
what you were supposed to, say like the talking points
on things you're supposed to, say you're trying to, remember
and so you end up tongue tied and you're stringing
together arms and and all that.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Stuff, so, yeah, right he wanted to make a good
Pr redwoody because they're really good at, that coming up
what they want they.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Got, well that's the, Thing, eric that's the. Thing you're
the head coach of AN nfl. Team you're the voice
of the. Team you're the spokesperson for the. Team you're
the one that people go and they ask you dumb,
questions and you're supposed to be mister smooth over there
and calm everything down and he does seem very, calm,
Though i'll give him. That he seems very. Calm he
does not. Concerned, Right, yeah he's not frazzled by. This he's.
(31:51):
Not he's, uh he's definitely okay with. Everything he's. Okay all, right,
fan where you're, at by the, way are you half
way Between San diego And la or where are you?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
At i'm over here like.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Beach oh, yeah, yeah nice, boulevard you.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Know So i'll make my way down. There but they got,
construction So i'm gonna be waiting there.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
For like a half hour By, Tenilton so, okay we'll
just settle in and listen. There, yeah, yeah that's. WONDERFUL
i love the. Construction, yeah all, right then watch out
for the cone. Zone you gotta watch out for the cone.
Zone oh thank. You all, right There's eric drives it
to night and has become a. Regular, yeah Nature boy,
SAYS i always like to show me Your now he, Says,
(32:38):
thunderbolt that's not the line's batch out by your Nature.
Boy that line came from my mentor WHEN i worked
In San diego with the Old mighty six. Ninety this
famous talk tros Named Lee Hacksaw hamilton and it was
show me your lightning. Bolt that was the. Line that was? It,
yeah great. Line what else do we have to? See page?
Down Nature? Boy he also, says did you Celebrate National Cheeseburger?
(33:02):
DAY i don't need a day to celebrate the. Cheeseburger,
NO i can celebrate it every. Week oh, NO i
forgot to eat one. Today that means you're going to
have to eat. Two you're going to have to eat.
TWO i had a cheeseburger. Today i'm a. Failure did
you make it yourself or did you go to a?
Restaurant it was a fifty cent double cheeseburger at. McDonald's
(33:22):
see that's why you're supposed to have one, today because
they're on. Sale i'm twenty. Minutes, Okay i'm. Leaving you
guys are in the. Show be right. Back just don't
get some ice. Cream it's never. Working the ice cream
machine at the Local, acdonald's which makes every floees never never.
Works but it turns out that's six of the employees are.
LAZY i heard that's what they. Said they investigated. It
they said the employees it's a pain to, clean so
(33:45):
they don't want to deal with, it so they cleaned
it at night and just shut it down and all.
That Stevie meatballs writes in from The Sunshine. State he,
says you are balls on one percent correct in your
assessment of The. Dolphins blame their mediocrity all on Marriage
Steven ross longtime marriage to MEDIOCRE Gm Chris. Greer then
(34:06):
There's Chris greer's marriage to Mediocre Ryan tannehill And. Tua
their children are beautiful, Though well that's. Good as long
as they have good looking, kids that's really all that.
Matters in, fact your football team. Blows, eh what you're gonna?
Do time now for the who AM? I? Game and
this is where we pretend to be somebody else. Else
we call it the who AM I? Game Who? So
(34:29):
chiefs Quarterback Patrick, Mahomes he's tied in the record. Books
he's tied with. Me we are the only quarterbacks to
throw for three hundred yards in eight consecutive regular season
games in the same season IN nfl. History obviously has
happened a while, back But chiefs Quarterback Patrick, mahomes tied with,
me is the only quarterbacks to throw for at least
(34:51):
three hundred yards and eight consecutive regular season games in
the same. Season who AM? I that is the question the.
Answer we'll get to, it and we will do it.
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Day do we have that ready to. Go let me
know if we have that ready to, go and then
we'll also get the payoff on the who AM i
game where we pretend to be somebody. Else as we've
been talking about The Miami dolphins and The Buffalo bills
(36:13):
in The thursday night, game the wing goes the way Of,
buffalo although it was tied up in the fourth. QUARTER
a couple of bonehead plays at the end of that
game by The Miami, dolphins and let's feature one of
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to Pass.
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Hires it, intercepted picked up By Terrell bernard coming the
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At the forty yard.
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i think of The bills Linebacker Terrell, bernard greatest fourth
quarter player in the history of THE. Nfl i've said.
That HAVE i told you that off the air? Coup for?
Years HAVE i not? Said Forget Tom brady Or Joe,
montana It's Terrell bernard's. True that's one of your core.
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well here's the payoff on the who AM? I? Game
Patrick mahomes, Mahomye Patrick. Mahomes this is something that happened
a while. Back but he's he is tied with me
as the only two quarterbacks to throw for three hundred
plus yards in eight consecutive regular season games in the same.
Season who AM? I that is the? Question what is the?
(38:07):
Answer we have to figure out WHO i? Am, see
that's The that's the THING i don't tell. You you got
to figure it. Out you so, So johnny cues going
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he's gonna complain to us that he's not hosted A
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who was a, kicker famous kicker in THE nfl years
ago and owns a restaurant in Southern california and his
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throw three hundred plus yards in a eight consecutive regular
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season games IN nfl history same. Season, yeah one of
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To the ocean. We go welcme um in. It's our
dumb burwad Hour, one of the original recipe Ben Maler
show up all night to give you this podcast Happy Friday,
and it's the nineteenth day of September. A couple of
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Looney on that. Also the fifth Hour podcast. How about
that unbelievable and a story I'm not told on radio.
I saved this for the podcast. It's very embarrassing and
only the true pe ones get to hear the story.
So if you want to hear a story that's not
one of my better days. It happened not that long ago,
and for the first time ever, I will tell that
(01:03):
story to you only on the Fifth Hour podcast later
today with me and Danny g But here in hour one,
who's wearing the shame bell for the Miami Dolphins. Dolphins
wide receiver Tyreek Hill said his team is headed in
the right direction after losing, blowing a winnable game. How
do you measure that? And what did you take away
from Josh Allen's Bills getting the win? Not necessarily any
(01:27):
style points. We'll talk about that and more right now here.
It is our number one where the Buffalo Roam. Welcome
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So here we are back at it again, a lot
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going on, lot to juggle. Good news is we have
a lot of real estate to cover here. We will
cover it all throughout the overnight, but we'll start play
the head small man. What of our old bosses used
to say. So we'll start out in the Buffalo area,
just down the road from Niagara Falls Orchard Park, New York.
Where you play football in September. You don't really have
(03:19):
to worry about the weather very much. And inn AFC
East mismatch. At least that's the way the game was
hyped up. You know that. And I know that you
had Al Michael's and kirk kerb Street there. They had
the call on the Amazon, the biggest line on the
NFL if you're into gambling, biggest point spread in the NFL,
for Week three by a wide margin. Josh Allen and
(03:40):
the Bills were expected to absolutely blitz the team from
South Florida twelve and a half point favorites over Tua's
Woebegone Dolphins. So we watched it. I don't know if
you were watching this or not. Maybe not. He might
have been doing something else, but Josh Allen, he did
have three touchdown passes. The Bills, though, had to hold
(04:03):
off the Dolphins. What Yes, the game was tied up
in the fourth quarter, but the Bills end up winning
the game thirty one to twenty one the final and
so yeah, Miami did cover the spread. James Cook he
was cooking the one hundred and eight yards and rushing
for a two yard touchdown as well. The Bills, at
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three and zero now in the year, continue their world
domination of the once proud Miami Dolphins, who've become a
punching bag in the NFL for a number of years.
So Buffalo's won seventh straight and fourteen of the past fifteen,
including the playoffs, against the team from South Florida. The
better story, though, is in the losing locker room. That
(04:47):
is the better story, and so that is where we
will go and the Miami Dolphins, who have been very
good to us in overnight talk radio by having their
coach who's apparently on the spectrum and the punch other
stuff that's just outrageous. So the miscues and the lack
of discipline highlighted here as the Dolphins end up zero
(05:09):
to three, their worst start since way back in twenty nineteen.
Is barely alive back then, and they will they will
now face more scrutiny as their head coach, Mike McDaniel
is dealing with job security issues. So let us discuss
the question who is wearing the bell of shame, the
(05:33):
shame bell for the Miami Dolphins. Who's wearing the sham
bell for the Dolphins. I've got has Bro, Puffy Sticker,
and Wolfgang Puck and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make some deep fried, delicious,
crunchy tacos, is what we're going to do, all right.
(05:54):
So let's see who's gonna who's gonna wear the shame bell?
Ding ding ding ding ning. How about Mike McDaniel and
his merry band of captains. Thank you, This was a
BC special, not Boston College Bill Callahan. You probably don't
know who that is. His kid's a terrible coach with
the Titans. He sucked as a coach too, a long
lost Raider coach who should have been on the headset
(06:16):
there in the fourth quarter screaming, we've got to be
the dumbest team in America in terms of playing the game,
the Miami Dolphins. And he wouldn't be wrong. He would
not have been wrong. Here. The Bills essentially treated Miami
like a broken vending machine in Miami. Put the dollar
(06:36):
in the vending machine. They wanted the chips. The chips
were dangling. They pressed the button, they kicked it, they
shook the machine. They pleaded with the vending machine, please,
we want that. We want that bag of chips. It's
Mark W. We want that bag of chips, it's Mark W.
And the machine said, no, we're not giving you that
bag of chips. We took your money and we're not
going to do it. And that was the Dolphins. Buffalo
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was absolutely right. They were plump for the taking here
and the Dolphins they tripped on their own shoelaces. And
it was the daily double, daily dabble. It was the
daily double here of dumb da dum dum dum el
capatan no capetan addition. So we start with defensive tackle
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Zach Sealer, who well apparently a captain for the Dolphins
and never heard of the guy at He had the
dunce cap play of the night there. So let me
set this up there. It's the fourth quarter tie game,
the Dolphins defense somehow has held and the Bills are
going to punt the ball to Miami. Miami is going
(07:41):
to get the ball with an opportunity in a tie
game to go down and take the lead. And what
does Zach Sealer do? He said, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. He rough it. He roughs the kicker,
He runs into the punter. And so instead of getting
the ball back with a chance to take the lead
and put the pressure on the Buffalo Bills, instead you
(08:03):
decided to give wrap Buffalo a first down inside your
territory and Josh Allen, because you clabbered the punter, Josh
Allen ended up going down and said thank you very
much and boom punched it right in the end zone.
So that is the game changer right there. But wait,
(08:24):
there's more. I said. Every great infomercial used to say
back in the day, the Encore, Encore, on Core, Encore
to a tongue of by looa mister tunnel vision himself
deep in Bill's territory, Deep in Bill's territory. Season on
the line, and what does Tua do? What does he do?
He locks in on Jalen Waddle and like it's prom
(08:49):
night there and Buffalo's one of our linebackers, Torell Bernard.
It's not a bad name, Terrell Bernard. He cut right
in front of the passing lane and and it's you know,
it's like on Promni did. But he stole, He stole
the flowers and all that, and he picked off the pass.
And the legend of Tua turna the ball over continues here.
(09:12):
It was a puke inducing throw. So let's hear from
the man of the hour. Tua. You're the franchise quarterback
for the Miami Dolphins. You had the ball in your
hand deep inside Buffalo territory at the twenty six yard
line of the Bills, and you threw an interception. What
do you have to say for yourself to it?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I thought I was in rhythm and timing of the play,
seeing the flat defender.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Go over the top of Jalen. Jalen's turning around.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think that was a really good play by the
defender had had some color in my face trying to
maneuver the throw as well.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ten out of ten times.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If we're looking at that same thing, I'd still try
to work that timing of hitting that that spot. And
I think the linebacker made a great play on that.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay. So see, that's like if I did a bad
seg minute of talk radio, I'd be like, well, ten
out of ten times, I'm gonna do that bad segment
again because you know it's gonna work. It's absolutely gonna work.
That was and I'm not a Dolphin fan. And if
you listened or you watched over on YouTube, Benny versus
the Penny, we handicapped the game. We gave you the Dolphins.
(10:18):
We got that one right. So I was happy that
Miami covered. They didn't win the game. I think they
were gonna win the game. But my god, that was
puke inducing by Tua. And it's another example of what
the f were they thinking in Miami giving this guy
the contract the game. It was just insane. They just
they got so much money these NFL teams that they
(10:39):
give marginal quarterbacks massive amounts of money without actually earning it.
That is a two hundred million dollar quarterback who telegraphed
to pass in the fourth quarter deep in the opponent's territory.
The Duke of puke right there and on that play
lights out. The parties over go. Cannot do it, cannot
(11:01):
do it, not at that time, not in that spot.
That is self destruction at its finest. They will teach
that how to self destruct. The Miami Dolphins way there.
So the Miami Captains literally, in the fourth quarter of
a tie game, the Miami Dolphins captains went hasbro. They
torpedoed their own ship. You sank my battleship, is what
(11:23):
they said. These are supposed to be the leaders, the
guys who set the tone, They're the ones that calm
the storm, and instead they were literally drilling holes in
the hole of the ship. And the Dolphins went from
going a wall in Indy to beating themselves in Buffalo.
So there you go. They didn't show up for the
(11:44):
first game and then lost a close one with the
Pages last week, and then here again against what's supposed
to be one of the powers in the AFC, had
a chance in the fourth quarter and did not get
it done. Now turning the page, page two. So some
around the end are calling this close defeat a positive.
(12:04):
I'm being serious here, even some of the guys in
the locker room postgame. Tyreek Hill, the chieta who had
a touchdown and then did a nice little dance there.
Tyreek Hill, the wide receiver of the Dolphins, said that
his team is quote headed in the right direction, is
what he said. All right, So how do you measure that?
(12:27):
Tyreek Hill postgame said the Dolphins are headed to the
right or in the right direction. So how do you
measure that? So I measure that with four words? Are
you kidding me? Are you kidding me? That is a
puffy sticker that reads moral victory is what that is
from Tyreek Hill? And there are no moral victories in
(12:48):
the NFL. It's one of the great things about sports.
A lot of times in life there's a gray area.
You don't really know where you're staying with people or
your employer or things like that. But in sports, you
clearly have a winner and a loser. You win, and
everyone kisses your ass and says how great you are
and gets all emotional and you lose and you wear
the clown you know, you drive the clown car, you
(13:09):
wear the clown makeup and all that period stuff. So
let me decode tyreek Kill's message here. He said, Essentially,
we lost, but at least at least we didn't look
like a bunch of total buffoons. You thought we were
going to get blown out. We didn't get blown out.
We still lost, Tarrek, doesn't matter. We didn't get blown out,
but you lost by ten point. It doesn't matter you
thought we'd lose by twelve and a half. It's a problem,
(13:31):
right if you're a real contender and a real competitor,
you don't you don't do that. What are you doing?
You know what? Tyreek sounds like? Tyreek sounds like. We
get these calls every once in a while. They're not
usual listeners, but they're fanboys that'll call into the overnight
show at three in the morning and be like, hey,
you know, they try to convince me that, ah, the
(13:52):
team's close, that team's club, but the cheetah reminding me
of my old dog Bella. The shitsu. Yeah, my god, no,
cheating more like a shit to now. Meanwhile, how about
the coach? Can we get a temperature reading on the
Miami coach. Right out of a Cheech and Troll movie.
(14:12):
Mike McDaniel and his hot seat. What is the hot seat?
Let's go over to cut three here, McDaniel says, despite
what it might look like, the Dolphins actually had plans
to walk out of the stadium in a good move,
take a list.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Or expectation was to come in here and win the game.
And we knew we had to not turn the ball over,
and we knew we had to, you know, try to
get at least plus or at least even with him
in the in the takeaway department, and we had to
play good football and make some plays. And you know,
(14:48):
we had a turnover in a critical situation, we had
a critical penalty against on a punt. Those types of
things can that's how these types of games are decided.
So it feels like a loss, and it feels like
we have a lot of motivation to get back.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
To work, all right. So there is there. He is
the head coach. That's a leader of men. Right there.
Boys go out to battle, run through a wall right there. No,
I would like to go eat some taco bell is
what I would like to do. Here's one more from
the half baked coach of the Dolphins, who points out
(15:29):
that this is this is where he sounds like he's
doing NPR or something.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, take a frustration that turns the focus. I would
say that I'm very focused and motivated to continue eliminating
things that cost us games. And you know, you have
a young team, a lot of people that you're counting on,
and you need him to not be young for very
(15:54):
much longer and continue to grow. But the it's I
would say focus because you know, I know I have
a locker room that is all into growth through the process.
You know, there's some tough, tough lessons, are tough things
(16:14):
you have to deal with the National Football League.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right, So there is the head coach of the
Miami Dolphins, righty, Oh so bad? All right? Man alive? Okay,
So I like when he said we have a young
team that shouldn't be young. And of course then you
know what would happen if they had an old team. Oh,
we're an old team. You know they complain about that.
Whatever they are, they will complain about. So the temperature
(16:40):
reading on Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel's hot seat this game
was a lateral move. He's still in the in the bickram,
the yoga studio, the hot yoga right one hundred and
five degrees, very humid conditions. He's currently doing the triangle pose,
the yoga triangle post. He's marin a like a brisket.
(17:02):
Put a brisket in a sana. That's the coach the
Dolphins who actually made the playoffs each of that guy's
two seasons, his first two seasons as coach of the Dolphins,
McDaniel the last twenty one games. The Dolphins have lost
thirteen of the last twenty one games since that wild
card loss in frigid Kansas City, when Tua turned into
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an ice cube. They actually they had to melt him
to put him back on the bus after the game.
It was wild. He actually was an ice cube. It
was crazy. So now we hear that ownership of the
Dolphins still loves their boy, genius, pot loving head coach. There,
the coach, the nerd with the laminated play sheet and all.
So he still got a steamy seat. And you know,
(17:49):
the Dolphins hung in the game, but again no moral
victories and all that crap. It was. It was a
game that was winnable. All right. Bad teams lose close games.
Good teams win close games, and right now, Miami is
a bad team, and all the yoga in the world
is not going to stretch that into a team that
is a playoff team, not this year. All right, last word,
(18:11):
So we go to the winners locker room. Now, what
did you take away? Here's the question, what did you
take away from Josh Allen's bills getting the win? So
I thought this was the classic example of exhale and
thank a higher power type of win. Right, you need
a late game turnover just to get out of dodge
(18:35):
against the Dolphins. Generally speaking, that is not a good sign.
Like the Dolphins were a tinderbox teetering on the brink
of self destruction and they still are. That's not a
statement win. It wouldn't have been even if they'd blown
out the Dolphins by a gazillion points. But that's more
of a relief win. I mean, Buffalo at times was
(18:57):
absolutely zonked on defense. They turned Tua into Wolfgang Puck
on third down, Tuo was able to carve them up.
It reminded me of going to get some prime rib.
But this place called Lowry's in La This Prime rib
place over in Losienega. But listen, ten of fifteen on
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third down, the Dolphins were ten of fifteen's that's that's insane.
Sixty seven almost seventy percent on third down the red zone.
Miami against the Bills, defense was one hundred percent success
rate when they got in the red zone. That is
not defense. That is more like a speedbump. Nevertheless, somehow
Someway because of the generosity of the team from Florida,
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they ended up with the w And it's kind of
like flying Let's say you're flying Jet Blue or something
like that, and they cancel your direct flight and you're like,
I have to get to that game. I've got tickets
to the game. I got to get to the game.
So they don't worry. We got you. And so then
they re root you or reroute you, depending on where
you came from. They re route you into an airport
you've never been to. In Bozeman, Montana, the seat back
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screen doesn't work, you can't watch the television and all that.
The seat's not very comfortable, but you still land on
time for kickoff. So you're okay. You're okay, Like you're miserable.
But you got there and winning ugly the art of
the eighty percent. And as it been pointed out, like
you only remember the end, you often don't remember how
you got there. A give example in baseball, the Dodgers
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last season won the World Series. They sucked in several
stretches last season, did not play well at all, they
were at a bad pitching staff, and they still ended
up winning. So people celebrate that because they won. They
don't remember all the crap that took place. You blocked
that out. Listen, the Bills did not ace the test here,
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but you're crammed enough to pass the test. So if
you're Sean McDermott the coach, go out buy a lottery
ticket you had. The Bills had two fumbles in this
game that both somehow ended up back with Buffalo a
fumble of fifty to fifty proposition, so both fumbles ended
up they didn't lose possession. The Bills also missed a
field goal in this game, so that's more divine intervention
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is what it is now. Regardless, again, as we said,
good teams win these games. They grinded out like this
and so it wasn't pretty. But the the Buffalo Bills
continue they're winning ways or off to the three and
zero start now. And that was one of those games
where if they played a team that didn't self destruct
and then the Bills end up losing that game. But
that not the case, so no one will remember that
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of you have already started sending. Messers why didn't you
start With Clayton Kershaw kershusher to retire years. Ago everyone's
kissing his ass right. Now i'm. Happy i'm so. Happy
thank god he's going to. RETIRE i will talk about him,
later but you, listen he's been stealing money for several
years there with The, dodgers SO i wish him a
(22:14):
very nice. Retirement thank god HE'S i was at that
playoff game when he pitched against The, diamondbacks but literally
by the game, ended the moment they had to fly.
Over oh so. Good, anyway all, right we'll take your
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with the Way miami lost that, GAME i hope you
did a well for a check on your Buddy Arnie. Spaniard, Uh,
Well arnie's probably happy because The dolphins covered the. Spread
so as long as they covered the, SPREAD i think he's.
Okay and he's busy playing pick up basketball with other old,
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you could work in two dot of plenty wood as other. Cities,
OKAY i have no idea what that, means BUT i
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there we. Go, Okay shane and Des moine says he's
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Loving benny versus The penny on the. YouTube King, rory thank, You.
Shane King roy writes and SAYS i want to wish
you and your crew a Happy intercontinental talk like a pirate.
Day he, says you and land, Lovers, WELL i do actually.
Quote there's some pirate lines THAT i do use BECAUSE
(26:05):
i was a big fan growing. Up pirates of The
caribbean was a big part of my life when we.
GO i grew up right Near, disneyland so we used
to go To disneyland a, lot and so there was
there was always some pirate verbiage that LIKE i used
the line there she, blows, Right, LORENA i used that a,
lot there she, blows. Yes but, yeah that's a solid.
(26:25):
ONE i think that's really the only. ONE i Maybe
i've said some OTHER i don't, Know i've said some other.
STUFF i was IN i was In North. Carolina my
in laws have a place, there and we were there
a little while, back AND i was amazed Because i'd
always heard tales of Black beard The, pirate AND i
always thought Black beard The pirate must have been somewhere
In europe or something like. That but Black beard The
(26:45):
pirate traveled around The North carolina, area and that blew me.
AWAY i was, like, WOW i thought he would be
like somewhere In europe or something like. That but, yeah
right there In, Wilmington North, carolina they have a tribute,
like well you know, WHAT i would holl not, ben what's?
That oh that's fun? Fact, yeah there you. Go fun,
(27:05):
fact fun, fact lots of amazing fun. Facts shiver, me
timbers that's another. ONE i use that one. SOMETIMES i
shiver me timbers walk the plank for me. Hearties yo? Wow,
oh what's the line For pirates of The caribbean Dead
men tell no tar classic. Class that's a solid, one.
(27:25):
Right how about? This yo ho ho ho? Ho is
that what they? Sing you know that song they sing when.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
They turn Into santa?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Halfway? Really how's it? Sounding yo ho yo? Ho? Me,
okay something like. THAT i know The Pittsburgh pirates when
they win a, game they, say the announcer, says raise
The Jolly. Roger that's a that's a, pirate, right cannon um,
(27:56):
no The, Buccaneers, yeah The buccaneers have a. Cannon and
their broadcasters if we're just just randomly talking, here they're
Broadcaster Gene, deckerhoff who's a, legend and he's the guy
that's when The bucks score, touchdown he'll, say fire the cannons.
On that's his big line, there and to, fine oh,
(28:17):
yeah so solid where you. Go you just don't want
to be the human. Cannonball you don't want to be.
That you definitely don't want to be. That so, anyway all,
right we'll take some calls. Here also more of these
witty comments on THE x. Machine scrooge and The Younger
demo rights in From Northern. California he, Says, ben what
are the Odds mike the stoner McDaniel gets fired if
The dolphins go zero to, four losing their next, game
(28:39):
but The jets, suck, suck, suck you. Fired, yeah that's
a tough one if you lose to The. JETS i
think that game's In. Miami that's A monday night game. Too,
god can't they flex that? Out that's A monday night.
GAME i mean WHAT i, mean what are we? Doing
that's an island. Game jets and The dolphins is an
island game Next monday? Night crap all? Right eileen writes
(29:02):
in From San, francisco says The dolphins had to drill
holes in the bottom of their sinking ship to let
the water. Out uh she she. Says and Just josh
From cincinnati writes and, says a deer in the headlights
a graduate from The university of. Um how in the
hell did this man get a head coaching job in THE?
Nfl talking About mike, McDaniel, yeah it is impressive that
(29:27):
McDaniel got in the head coaching. Job you know these
guys get once you get on a certain, list, right
once you get on a certain, list and all, that
you're you're, Good you're a made. Man you're you're good to.
Go all, right sex some calls and let's say hello
to let's go To eric who's in SoCal and he's
(29:48):
got hot dolphin. Takes Hello eric? Driving you're driving the? Truck?
Right is that? Correct?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
There?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right where we? Go?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah talking about, McDaniel i always, YEAH i know you
call him the hipster of the hipster.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Coach.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
UH i always thought he looked more Like nick Kroll.
Backer what do you think about?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
That i'm just amazed. That i'm amazed at how he
sounds Like it's just, Amazing, like is the way he
speaks is. Awesome it's great that he somehow ended up
as a head coach in THE nfl where they micro manage.
Everything it fascinates. Me so it seems like he.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Took a class that Like Gavin newsomaster my, boss where
they kind of end sentences in a high, pitch you,
know they kind of up they call. IT i kind
of noticed some of.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That, yeah WELL i have studied this And i've worked on,
it And i'm guilty as anybody else. Where i'll SAY
o and all, occasionally AND i try not to do
it BECAUSE i kind of get paid to talk and
it's a big thing not to do. That but they
will tell you that when you do, that it's because
you're not a good communicator and you're trying to figure
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out what to say. Next it's just it's just a.
Filler you just you have no idea what you're gonna.
Say you're like. Scrambling. Often, also you're trying to remember
what you were supposed to, say like the talking points
on things you're supposed to, say you're trying to, remember
and so you end up tongue tied and you're stringing
together arms and and all that.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Stuff, so, yeah, right he wanted to make a good
Pr redwoody because they're really good at, that coming up
what they want they.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Got, well that's the, Thing, eric that's the. Thing you're
the head coach of AN nfl. Team you're the voice
of the. Team you're the spokesperson for the. Team you're
the one that people go and they ask you dumb,
questions and you're supposed to be mister smooth over there
and calm everything down and he does seem very, calm,
Though i'll give him. That he seems very. Calm he
does not. Concerned, Right, yeah he's not frazzled by. This he's.
(31:51):
Not he's, uh he's definitely okay with. Everything he's. Okay all, right,
fan where you're, at by the, way are you half
way Between San diego And la or where are you?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
At i'm over here like.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Beach oh, yeah, yeah nice, boulevard you.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Know So i'll make my way down. There but they got,
construction So i'm gonna be waiting there.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
For like a half hour By, Tenilton so, okay we'll
just settle in and listen. There, yeah, yeah that's. WONDERFUL
i love the. Construction, yeah all, right then watch out
for the cone. Zone you gotta watch out for the cone.
Zone oh thank. You all, right There's eric drives it
to night and has become a. Regular, yeah Nature boy,
SAYS i always like to show me Your now he, Says,
(32:38):
thunderbolt that's not the line's batch out by your Nature.
Boy that line came from my mentor WHEN i worked
In San diego with the Old mighty six. Ninety this
famous talk tros Named Lee Hacksaw hamilton and it was
show me your lightning. Bolt that was the. Line that was? It,
yeah great. Line what else do we have to? See page?
Down Nature? Boy he also, says did you Celebrate National Cheeseburger?
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DAY i don't need a day to celebrate the. Cheeseburger,
NO i can celebrate it every. Week oh, NO i
forgot to eat one. Today that means you're going to
have to eat. Two you're going to have to eat.
TWO i had a cheeseburger. Today i'm a. Failure did
you make it yourself or did you go to a?
Restaurant it was a fifty cent double cheeseburger at. McDonald's
(33:22):
see that's why you're supposed to have one, today because
they're on. Sale i'm twenty. Minutes, Okay i'm. Leaving you
guys are in the. Show be right. Back just don't
get some ice. Cream it's never. Working the ice cream
machine at the Local, acdonald's which makes every floees never never.
Works but it turns out that's six of the employees are.
LAZY i heard that's what they. Said they investigated. It
they said the employees it's a pain to, clean so
(33:45):
they don't want to deal with, it so they cleaned
it at night and just shut it down and all.
That Stevie meatballs writes in from The Sunshine. State he,
says you are balls on one percent correct in your
assessment of The. Dolphins blame their mediocrity all on Marriage
Steven ross longtime marriage to MEDIOCRE Gm Chris. Greer then
(34:06):
There's Chris greer's marriage to Mediocre Ryan tannehill And. Tua
their children are beautiful, Though well that's. Good as long
as they have good looking, kids that's really all that.
Matters in, fact your football team. Blows, eh what you're gonna?
Do time now for the who AM? I? Game and
this is where we pretend to be somebody else. Else
we call it the who AM I? Game Who? So
(34:29):
chiefs Quarterback Patrick, Mahomes he's tied in the record. Books
he's tied with. Me we are the only quarterbacks to
throw for three hundred yards in eight consecutive regular season
games in the same season IN nfl. History obviously has
happened a while, back But chiefs Quarterback Patrick, mahomes tied with,
me is the only quarterbacks to throw for at least
(34:51):
three hundred yards and eight consecutive regular season games in
the same. Season who AM? I that is the question the.
Answer we'll get to, it and we will do it.
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my favorite person in the. World back to, it all,
right back to. It we'll have the play of the.
Day do we have that ready to. Go let me
know if we have that ready to, go and then
we'll also get the payoff on the who AM i
game where we pretend to be somebody. Else as we've
been talking about The Miami dolphins and The Buffalo bills
(36:13):
in The thursday night, game the wing goes the way Of,
buffalo although it was tied up in the fourth. QUARTER
a couple of bonehead plays at the end of that
game by The Miami, dolphins and let's feature one of
them right. Now is it is time for the Tire
Rack play of The. Night That dolphins had the ball
(36:35):
deep Inside buffalo. Territory they were matriculating the ball down
the field looking for that touchdown to tie things, up
and The bills had other. Ideas where's the snap back
to Pass.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Hires it, intercepted picked up By Terrell bernard coming the
other way and out of bounds.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
At the forty yard.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Line Terrell, bernard mister fourth torner comes up.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Here he want to like a, well, Allright i'm guessing
that's not The dolphin. Answer that's A bill's radio there
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way tire mind should. Be always think of mister fourth
quarter as Mister, bernard AND i think fourth quarter THAT
i think of The bills Linebacker Terrell, bernard greatest fourth
quarter player in the history of THE. Nfl i've said.
That HAVE i told you that off the air? Coup for?
Years HAVE i not? Said Forget Tom brady Or Joe,
montana It's Terrell bernard's. True that's one of your core.
Takes that Is i've died on that. Take that is my. Take,
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well here's the payoff on the who AM? I? Game
Patrick mahomes, Mahomye Patrick. Mahomes this is something that happened
a while. Back but he's he is tied with me
as the only two quarterbacks to throw for three hundred
plus yards in eight consecutive regular season games in the same.
Season who AM? I that is the? Question what is the?
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Answer we have to figure out WHO i? Am, see
that's The that's the THING i don't tell. You you got
to figure it. Out you so, So johnny cues going
With Dan, Marino daniel Vogels back From Bay, City Tony
John cena From. Scrooge that's his. Answer who? Else two
sport Disappointment Charlie ward From bobby In, Florida Dreaded Pirate
(38:30):
roberts From King, Rory Jimmy kimmel From kathy And, madison
The hamburgler From alf The Alien, opiner the Late Great
Ron polpeel From rob the Goat, Man Dave winfield From
shane In Des. Moines Cam newton tossed out By femi
the Top uber eats driver In, minnesota And Steven mayball,
(38:54):
said Not Dan, marino But Man. Dorino man Do reno
is the. ANSWER A wahoo McDaniel From andy and Lion
O lakes late night drug tester The pride Of, montana
Says Trey, young who is twenty seven. Today Alexa bliss
From Just josh because It's friday and so that's what
you do On. Friday who else do we? Have Paige?
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DOWN i can't read that on the. Air Cordell stewart
From rob In, Minnesota Page, Down vinnie Del negro From
Trucker joe and you gotta have a fall Guy Thurman
thomas From Big Lou he's on number, Two Bert, jones
guests By Dante Slinging Sammy ball From manuel In. Guardina
(39:39):
who else do we have page? Down doug In korea is,
listening he, Says William. Pudge heflinger is the, Answer Nature
boy says The nigerian prince who will likely take all
Of blair and made mains. Money Tim, biakabatuca always a
fun name to say FROM Jj, jack who eventually is
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going to host A mallard meet and. Greet until then
he's gonna complain to us that he's not hosted A
malar meet And greet's. Going tony The kickers And, dejas
who was a, kicker famous kicker in THE nfl years
ago and owns a restaurant in Southern california and his
family does all? Right do you have an? Answer lorraine?
Again mahomes tied with me is the only quarterbacks to
throw three hundred plus yards in a eight consecutive regular
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season games IN nfl history same. Season, yeah one of
my favorite. Quarterbacks i'm gonna go With Sean King, shawn you,
KNOW i actually work with Him Sean, KING i Did
guy a nice? Man Andrew luck is the. Answer Andrew
luck gotta have the. Luck andrew
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