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It's our number four. Happy Wednesday, the twenty fourth day
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translate this cryptic message from packerstar Micah Parsons on his
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return to.
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Dallas for the regular Guy.
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Also, are you surprised that Marlon Humphrey is getting crap
for immediately going into the pod studio after the Ravens
got slapped around. We will discuss that and other things here.
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And our lead this hour from deep in the heart
of Texas via Green Bay. So the game of the
year until there's another Game of the year. The Game
of the Year is on Sunday Night in week number four,
and that is Mike up Parsons Revenge Game.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Mike up Parsons Revenge Guy as.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He rolls the cheese Wheel, the Packers Cheese Wheel into
Jerry's world to wrangle with the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And I think we have some I know it's on
the cut sheet.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Hopefully you will get that about we have Michael Parsons here,
he commented. If you didn't hear it, maybe not. Michael
Parson said, it's going to be painful. It's going to
be painful to sack Dak Prescott, who's his guy. Here's
Micah waxing poetic.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Take a look.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
What if you get that opportunity, I know you will
want to with Dak.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
What would that feel like? You know, it's going to
be painful, you know what I mean. That's my guy.
You know he was always like a good mentor for me. Well,
you know it is he I always talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I have her face on that.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know it'll be a great matchup. So I'm excited
to see what Sunday brings yourself, all right, So he
said that.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Later on, though Michaeh also said, well, it's just a game,
just another game on the schedule.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Gave that line as well. So he said both these things.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Would you translate the conflicting messaging the cryptic message from
Packers star Michaeh Parsons on the regular season matchup against
the Cowboys, So can you translate what you heard some
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of what you heard for.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The regular guys.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
So what I've got on this one, I've got junkie,
zeitgeist and rocket fuel, and we will combine all of
these things together and we're gonna make some gabbagool.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We're gonna make the gobbagole.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Not to lead off, Micah Parson's wearing the crown, congratulates
to Michael. I'm giving you the crown. What's the crown?
You are the king of mixed messages? Please take your crown?
So which one is it? It's not stay in your lane,
it's pick your lane, is what it is?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It sounds to me like Michah Parsons based on the
two conflicting statements that he made is like a political candidate.
It's like he's running for congress, that classic congressional sidestep,
which is equal parts some kind of rhetorical gymnastics that
you're doing, and then you've got that verbal fog machine,
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which you're also using when you run for office. Now
you can't be on both sides of the street. You
cannot do it like you're playing Frogger on I thirty five.
So I will decode this a little deeper. For those
of you a little slow in the back of the room,
I will decode this. If it's just another game, then
why are you telling us it's going to be painful?
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And I gotta tell you, Dak Prescott is one hell
of a mentor because Michael Parsons in many ways is
the defensive Micah Parsons. Garbage time stats, empty numbers, disappears
in big games.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's Dak Prescott, that's MICHAEH. Parsons. So he really did learn.
He really did learn.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So if you decode it though a little deeper, we
say it's if it's just a game and all that's
this is classic Micah Parson. He's a junkie. He is
an attention junkie. He's a jug aye attention jugg He's
like the guy on Instagram who swears, listen, I don't
care about likes on Instagram, I don't care, and then
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refreshes the phone every fifteen seconds on the app just
to get that dopamine hit. And it's gonna be a
major dopamine hit for MICHAEH. Parsons coming up this weekend.
It's oh, it's just another game, he said, that's just
another game. But it's gonna be so painful. You love this,
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you know, and I know, and every man, woman and
child knows. Michael Parsons loves it.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
He loves it. Why would you not? Why would you
not love this? Right?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's perfect for you. It is because not only do
you get to play your former team, you get to
sack dak Prescott. But you're not really sacking dak Prescott.
When Michael Parsons if he should sack Dak Prescott. Every
time you make conc with Dakota Prescott, you're really sacking
Jerry Jones and effigy.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Is what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You're dunking on the old man sitting up in the
box and you don't actually have to touch him. You're
sacking Micah Parsons, but really sacking Jerry Jones. So it's cathartic.
Is the word I will use. It's cathartic. And as
the late great Ron pol Peel infommercial God would have said,
but wait, there's more, But wait, there's more. Let's not
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forget if Micah Parsons goes out there and the Green
Bay Packers gets they get whacked, which.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Should not happen.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Let's say somehow there's a dimension in the multiverse where
the Cowboys come out and they absolutely whax the pack
and that's it. And then suddenly it's Micah Parson's post game.
See see, I told you see it's that whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He wasn't a big deal, just another game. You guys
in the media. You blew it up, you blew it up. Yeah,
it's that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's Sonic the Hedgehog with extra hedge if you know
what I'm saying. So you're laying the groundwork. That's what
Michael Parsons is doing. He's laying the groundwork. He's like
the guy going on to get that second insurance policy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I don't need that you already have. You have one.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You don't need two insurance policies. And then right after
they get that second insurance policy, they take that Bugatti
and they write it right into the demolition derby. And
that's it, all right, And that is where Parsons he's
all over the map.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
He really is right.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Because he's like laying the groundwork. As we've pointed out,
he's laying the groundwork. He got some more insurance, and
so depends on the outcome. It's all about the outcome
on this. When it doesn't go well, then Michaeh. Parsons
comes out there and he's got the parachute. He can
pull the cord on the parachute. And he's like, no, no, no,
I told it's just another Sunday in the NFL. I'm
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just doing my job quote the old Belichick line, do
your job. But you've got the NFL's biggest defensive attention sponge.
And this is the super Bowl. Michael Parson is not
gonna play in the super Bowl. This is his super Bowl.
This is it right here, super Bowl. And he's got
insurance because he said to polar opposites, he said, oh
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it's gonna be It's just another game. And then he
also pointed out sacking Dak Prescott is going to be
so painful. Oh the agony all right.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Furthermore, speaking of agony, we go to Baltimore, the once
proud Baltimore Ravens, now laughingstock of the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
How the mighty have fallen?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Fallout, fallout from the Monday night to forget in Maryland,
which still has legs to this day. A couple days later,
Marlon Humphrey defensive back on our Ravens. He got embarrassed
on national television, absolutely embarrassed, the entire secondary, the entire
defense up front, secondary, bad tackling, matadors, olay o, laole
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and defense now in Baltimore dead last and several key categories,
dead last and several key categories. And so what is
his big response, What is the big response of Marlon
Humphrey the Baltimore Ravens. I will tell you, Uh, he said,
you know what, let me tell you. I'm gonna fire
up the old pod machine. I'm gonna make some podcasts.
What I'm gonna do here? And it turns out that
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that did not go over well with the constituents, did
not go over well with the constituents. So the question,
are you surprised that Marlon Humphrey is getting crap Ola
get a lot of crap for immediately going into the
pod studio moments after the Ravens defense got slapped around.
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So listen on this one. It's in not on those stories.
We have a lot of these where it's like times
have changed. It's just a different world now. You just
have to deal with the world that we're in. You
don't have to like it, but that's the world. Is
There used to be some shame in your game that
your team lost, you didn't play very well, you're one
of the name brand players on defense.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Keep a low profile, Keep a low profile.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You'd think that if you were part of a defense
that gave up four hundred and twenty six yards and
thirty eight points to the Detroit football team, you'd want to, Yeah,
I don't know, maybe sit that one out, Maybe possibly
go into a dark room and watch film or something
like that. But no, the zeitgeist, the zeitgeist of the
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day is to not do that, but to go into
the recording studio wink wink, nod non, which is probably
just your living room and record and pump out content.
You need that content. It's for the brand. You've got
to do it for the brand. And then remind your minions.
You've got to remind your minions to like and subscribe.
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Sounds like what I do for a living. You've got
to like and subscribe. So these guys, they don't just
want to be football player. They make a ton of
money in the NFL. But you want to be an influencer.
It's all about being an influencer. And I know it's
addictive because I'm an influencer, not a good one, not
a good one. And you want to be a podcaster. Ah,
I gotta be a podcaster right?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Why?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Because everyone loves audio content. Everyone loves audio content, whether
it's radio which is just a live show which is
recorded and put into a podcast format. And sure, your
defense is thirty second in the NFL, thirty second ranked
defense and getting gashed right and left. But hey, let
me tell you something. Okay, at least you can get
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an ad read done for some new energy drink or
something like that. Get that done now. Rather than just
give up another touchdown, you can do a commercial and
give up another touchdown and then make sure to tell
people to check out the podcast and all that stuff
and get my thoughts on life. I don't really want
your thoughts on life. I just watched you play football.
(13:01):
Well no, you want my thoughts on love? No, I
just want to see you play football. Well no, you
need to get my opinion on the world, because that's
what I do. I give opinion anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So rather than be a lockdown defensive back Marlon Humphrey
of the Ravens at this point, he is more locked
into a studio talking nonsense into a microphone while the
Ravens are a clown show right now defensively and another
word you could use is the O word obtuse. It's
a good word, obtuse, solid word, and that's the word
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I like.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
My favorite part of this, though, is that Marlon Humphrey.
The reason I use the word of toos is because
Marlon Humphrey does not seem to understand that people are upset.
He doesn't seem to understand why would people be upset?
It doesn't understand that. So he's living in the bubble,
the content creator bubble that Marlon Humphrey is living in.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And the Ravens.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Of course, looking like we just did a read for
the Harlem Globetrotters looking like the the Washington Generals. But
that's the modern NFL. That's the way it is, right,
Guys who would keep a low profile, maybe go work out,
watch some film or something like that after the game.
Now you're more worried about the thumbnail, the hashtag that you're.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Using, and is the audio clean? Is the audio clean?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Or is an audio snob like Alf the Alien Opine
are gonna complain because the.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Gremlins attacker on you. So this isn't just football. It's
YouTubers in helmets and cleets, is what it is. There,
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No wonder it looked like John Harbaugh aged about ten
years in a month of the NFL season, as he
seemed dazed and confused, much like his defensive players, who
were unable to tackle the combo dish of Lions running
backs a Swiss cheese kind of effort.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Wow, So there you go.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I don't know how many other players on the Ravens
have podcasts, but I know at least Marlon Humphrey went
for it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Right for it all?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Right, last thing, we now go to Detroit. The other
half of that Monday night game, and I want to
thank Mike. That's a generic name. There's probably eight thousand
people listening named Mike. But a guy named Mike in Detroit,
he lives in suburban Detroit, who sent me an email
He says, Man, I know you don't live in Detroit,
but did you hear the Jared Goff radio show? So
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my response is, how the hell would I hear the
Jared Goff weekly radio show. No, anyway, Jared Goff went
on his paid radio spot. He pointed out that the
critics who said the sky was falling around the Lions,
the sky was falling around the lines after that lost
to Green Bay, he pointed them out, said.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Everyone thought we were done. Jared Goff said.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Now, Goff says, the MotorCity Kitties, Mokia Cities will remember
that for the rest of the year, the rest of
the season. They're gonna remember that. So question question is this,
Jared Goff QB number one of the Lions has not
forgotten about all the doubt, the doubters that the Lions
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received he received following Week ones loss to the Green
Bay Packers. What does that signify to you? So I'll
go first, this is a that's right. A refresher course
is what it is. Jared Goff, who's living the high life.
He was the top pick in the NFL draft by
the Rams years ago and is on i believe, his
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third contract now in the NFL as he's got.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Money, money, money, money, money.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Money, and yet he's still trying to use that whole
chip on the shoulder thing, which is not shocking. Baker Mayfield,
who is also the top pick in the draft, he
does the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They all do it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's the same tired old game plan. Jalen Hurt saw
all of these guys do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, you've laid an egg at Lambeau.
You laid an egg. The lion's laid an egg at Lambeau.
You deserve the raspberries. You deserve the raspberries. You got them.
It was justified. It was absolutely justified. And these guys
always always go back their default setting. The default setting
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is critic upset with the critic right now.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
They say they being.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
People who are coaches and athletes, they often say, it's
about the man in the arena. It's not about the fans,
it's not about the media. It's about the man in
the arena, the one that's actually doing the competition. But
that's nonsense. We know it's nonsense. Now how do we
know it's nonsense Because the critic is the single most
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important ingredient in sport. The sports talk show host, the
bleeding heart blogger, the social media influencer. Those are the
most important people in all of sport.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
They just are.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You see, without the social media critic, without the sports
radio gas bag taking shots, without the talking head on television,
these players would have no motivation. I am convinced years
and years of research. I am convinced that Jared Goff
will take him as an example because he said this,
Jared Goff makes fifty three million dollars a year, he's
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on his second or third NFL contract, and he needs
some loud mouth on the radio to be ripping the
Detroit Lions to inspire him.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Think about that.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's pathetic, Like you admit that Baker Mayfield does the
same thing, Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Pathetic.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're a professional quarterback. You should be self motivated, just
in general life. It's easy to be self motivated. But
instead it's the haters that inspire you, which My long
standing hypothesis on this is that the doubter is the
rocket fuel. The doubter is the rocket fuel the powers
the industrial sports rockets.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It just is. And the mather math is not that hard.
The malor math on this is not that hard.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You played, Jared Goff, I say you, the collective, you
the Detroit Lions. You played like a turd against the
Green Bay Packers. People ripped you. You played well against
the Baltimore Ravens, and what are people doing in the media, Well,
the Lions are still great.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They're licking your toes, even that little gunk in between
your toenail and your toe, they're linking that. That's because
you played well against the Ravens. So everyone's kissing your
ass now. So instead you go back to, well, what
about the Green Bay game? You do?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
What about?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Is?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
What about? What about? What about? What about? What about?
What about? What about? What about? What about? You do that.
That's how it works, That's how all of this works.
That's what happens.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And if you go out there and you suck at
a time, you share and suck this weekend, the critics
will be back.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It's the circle of life. In the industrial complex of sports.
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Also, Tom Brady, can any strong anti massage anti massage position?
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What is that about? We'll pay that off right now.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
So Tom Brady investing in a robotic massage company. Huh Yes,
a robotic massage company that does the same job as
a masseuse in half the time.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
According to the claims.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Me, you will want it faster.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well, the other the other problem, the other problem, as
this is great news for NFL kickers, Well, well if
it's not, actually, yeah, you can't. He can't. You can't
assault a robot.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, yeah, I was seeing it also for owners, I
was like, hasn't Tom Brady talked to Robert Kraft like
you can't. You can't get a special ending from I mean,
I guess you could, but.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
They're not going to be upset about it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
All right, So this is so Deshaun Watson would be
an upstanding citizen and Robert Kraft and right, yeah, okay.
So he and his business partner, Tom Brady's business partner,
investing in a company they didn't pay us.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
So if they want to buy a commercial, we'll give
him a commercial.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
But the company, as a result of the deal, Brady
now becomes the chief innovation officer.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Really got to tell me so good?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh, what the hell does he though about any of this?
I mean, because he looked good playing quarterback in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
So he's invested in that, he says.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
In a prepared statement, he says, since early in my career,
I've been very fortunate to work with Alex Guerrero that
con artists, best body coach in the world, he said.
He went on and on us is he claims the
three D model?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
He waxed.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I don't need to read all that, but he's waxing
poetic about how great, great, everything is anyway, let's go
to the phones. Let's say hello to helmet man. Hello,
helmet man in the Los Angeles area, in the hood
in Inglewood, Hello, helmet man.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
You can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Now, it's like a phone commercial with you.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh yeah, So I reached out to you.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I tried to contact your helmet man, and I was
at that Charger game. You you live right near there,
and you didn't answer your phone. You did, but you
mentioned you were sleeping, right, you had a tough night
the night before.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yeah, fellas sleep.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, I understand. It's almost like the drop that we played.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Except your fellow the Ravens playing next.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well, you are a big Ravens fan. You you should
know that. But the Ravens this weekend, who do you
think they play.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Helmet man? What do you want to take a guess.
Let's see what you think.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, it's kind of a big deal. They go to
Arrowhead Stadium. You know who plays at Arrowhead Stadium?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Who do you think?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Oh, look at that? You know your football? That's right,
it's a big game. Who's gonna win that game, helmet man, Well.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
They got to make up.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
They gotta win there.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Are they going to.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Can you hit me?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
No, I can't hear you.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Oh man, it blinks off.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah all right. Hell ma man, this is not going
very well. This is very odd. So do you how
about they suck?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Congratulations though, to mister Scott, there the new king of Chokings.
The Dodger record has been broken for most blown saves
in a season last night in Arizona, Tanner Scott Tanner
Scott his tenth blown save, breaking the record held by
Jeff Shaw.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So very exciting.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
They paid money.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yes, they did pay him a lot of money. Yes,
that is great, seventy million dollars. They should have paid
you a helmet man.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Oh, I worked up there in eighty four hours.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I worked at the victory to us.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Okay, congratulations. How long was your How long was your shower? Today?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Helen Man's famous for being he loves all things Baltimore
because he's from Baltion the more, and helmet Man also
takes really long showers. Why don't we play a game.
Let's guess how long helmet man showered for.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Let's see here. Two hours. Oh, you're not supposed to
give the end.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You just ruined the game, helmet Man. The whole point was,
helmet man, you took a two hour shower. Yeah, aren't
you worried about wasting water?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
No, it's uh, I know you're I know you're not
paying for it because the government's bang.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
But still, all right, I gotta go. Thank you, helmet man.
Are you going to be at the game this weekend?
Helmet man, you're gonna be there this morning?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Helmet man?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
No, Yeah, I'm going out to rama.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, I'll be out. Let me know when you're
where you're at, I'll find.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
You, all right, all right, it's aime.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yes, it's a daytime. It's one o'clock game at light time. Okay, there,
all right, let me know, all right, I'll find you.
All right, there you go.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Great, Hell, you're gonna wake up for a day game.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yes, that's why I'm very very tired, very tiring when
I come in here on Sunday night. Yeah, it's a
lot of caffeine supplements. Let's say hello to Marcel in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Hello, Marcel.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
One, Cowboys loss two, Commander's loss, three, last Sunday Sheep's loss.
Who was the most loss in the NFL so far?
For h and three? I believe it was the New
York Football Giants. Good morning, bad Lorena.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Well, the Commanders actually won like they won this weekend.
They played the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
They wont. That's bad information.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Oh yeah, that's bad for the Raiders. Think.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Hey, Marcel, would you like a robot massage? Tom Brady's
investing in robot massages? Would you like a robot massage?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Why? Will happy to it? Will definitely happened to it
for the robot massage.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh did you also see I meant to it?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You see JJ Watt ripped his pants during the Patriots
broadcast on CBS.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I saw the photo.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Oh my goodness, that's nudity. That's right.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No, that's not nudity. That's a drop is what that is?
A drop?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, can you believe JJ? And it was right where
his twigging berries is. He had a little ripped there.
How about that? Oh that was on CBS And he said,
what happened was there's a I guess the press box
in the Patriots stadium there in Foxborough is not that good.
There's a lot of low hanging pipes and whatever. So
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he leaned his head down, he kind of jartled himself
and he ripped his pants.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Oh my god, yeah yeah, And so they gave him
a football. One of the people on CBS is, wait
a minute, it was like a tear in your pants.
So they gave him a football and and then he
was supposed to cover up where the hole was in
his pants so no one would see it. But then
he was so excited he talks with his hands. Do
you talk with your hands, Marcel?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
You?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Hands?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah? Do you do you talk with your hands? No? No,
what do you talk with?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh? The mouths?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Anyway, So they gave him a football to cover up,
and he kept moving his hands, and so people saw
the rip in his pants.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh wow, yeah wow. People want to take people want
to talk to you, You want to talk to them?
All right, let's stay, let's uh.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh is that the is that the president on the line,
Mister President, say hello to Marcel and Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Mister President.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Oh wow, I'm in mister President, is in section. Welcome
to the show.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
He had linked to make an announcement, Jackson Dart will
be starting for the Giants next week and you're in
New York. Yankees has clinched a playoff birds. My friend Marcella.
And I'm one other thing. This is brought to you
by the Harlem.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Globetrotters, which is celebrating a one hundred year anniversary now
in Marceau. Now that we're celebrating one hundred year anniversary, you,
being from Harlem, would you would like to describe the Harlem.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
So down there, sold down, my friend. This is crucial.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
That's a great question, mister president.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So Marcel, what do you think the Harlem Globetrotters are
Are the.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
World's best urban basketball team?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okayeah?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Are you offended Marcel that they're the Harlem globe Trotters.
Why aren't they the Brooklyn Globetrotters. How about that?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh I put that Bootlyn Globhotters in my hometown. Get
used to it. Yea, And thank you for you know,
the president.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Hey, you know, No, no, I'm not telling yet.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
You don't have that time, my friend, not this time.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Oh no, listen, hey, oh my god, it's Blair from Maine.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Here's me, Blair from Maine. I got my eyebrows growing.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Babies, gentlemen, put him explosion.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Oh all right, we'll block him. I'm sorry about that.
Let's see who's next.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Year we have. Let's go now to Mike caller named Mike. Mike.
You're on the air with Marcel and Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Hello Mike, Mike, Welcome to the program. So thank you. Marcel.
You talk out of both sides of your mouth. I
read in the newspappers you're in the Epstein files. You
can't get a new job as a male cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
All right, all right, I will block him. You're not
in the Epstein files. There's no way you could be
in there. You don't leave your home, right, Marcel, Come on,
no up, leave your apartment there?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Right? All right? Should we get some TV picks now?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Okay, yes, TV picks the postseason?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
And that's right. Well, you were watching what I was
watching a New day, so let's get into it. Okay,
you were watching what I was watching, Marcel.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
The New York Mets and the Chicago Cubs. Mets fell
behind by five runs, stormed all the way back.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
They won the game on.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
S n Y with Gary Cohen and Todd Ziald doing
the game. Ron Darling was doing the national broadcast, and
Keith Keith Hernandez keithr.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Nandez was away. He was sick. So that's what you're watching?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Uh, Lorena, Oh, the mixed match for that my friend?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Well for me, Marcel, I think you were watching The
Walking Dead.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
The Walking Dead on AMC.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
PLoP, Yes, sir, that one.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Let me ask you a question before we moved to
Coopy Loup. Have you watching The Walking Dead before? I
know you're a fan of it.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
I just restarted it myself.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Well, you know what not a mixed match it is?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Oh darn, Melia.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Okay, you've beat me. Mixed match next time, Cooky Loop.
I know you're in the boy zone right now. So
what half my friends?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I'm in the what what zone? Is he in the
popping boy?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, voice he's about it's getting better your voice.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I think that you watched Slow Horses The Horses on Fax,
on Hulu or something, etc. It's on Apple TV plus.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
All Apple TV plus Home of Baiball.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Do you have every channel? I feel like you have
every channel, Marshal, I feel like you get everything.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Wow, and my friend yeah, before before it's over, four passwords,
the mess and the company is yeah, I got it right.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
From the friendly Confines in the Windy City.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
There, beautiful Chicago.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That's right. That's a good part. Of town. You want
go to the south side of town. That's Aranda. You
didn't go to the south side of Chicago.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
I saw I should have had coffee with you while
I was in town.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Why Chicago?
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Why you just said from the city of Chicago.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Well, that's what he said. But he's in Brooklyn. You
know where do you know where Brooklyn is?
Speaker 7 (34:51):
It's in New York?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
What part of New York?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
It's over on the side but cool.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Do you think Lorena could name me five burrows of
ma uh, you know.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
The West Side, the Easie Queens.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Why what, Marshall, She didn't even hear.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
She didn't even hear Manhattan, the Bronx, the West Side?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Are you just doing this for Gegl's come along?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
I've never been in New York.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I know, but the boroughs are rather famous. They've written
books about them.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
The New Jersey, Yes, Jersey is a burrow.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
See the one most people don't get. I thought, well
that you won't get that one, but I thought you
get the other ones. Do you want me to give
them to you or Marshall? The Bronx, Marcel the Bronx
already you said.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
The Bronx.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Queen Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, that's the Staten Island is the one nobody gets.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
You know, I have watched a lot of sex in
the city. I feel like I should have known a couple.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Of I'm all right, I'm way I gotta, I gotta go,
I gotta I'm way late. All right, if you want
to play password eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
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Speaker 4 (37:09):
Attention everyone is password, you idiot, password the word Game
of the Stars.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It's going to be a very quick game. Heavy metal.
Kevin's gonna play. You'll match up with Coop and Mark.
Who do you want to partner up with? Mark?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
I'm gonna up with new.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Ben and I want to be known as the original, then.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
The original Mark from the north end.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
All right, let's go quickly. Pick a number there, heavy metal, Kevin,
hold on, I mean make sure I punched the right
line up? Heavy metal Kevin. Pick a number, Kevin, No
one to ten?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Six? All right, go ahead, you haven't called me, Well,
go ahead, Kevin. Let's go with barter bar barter No No, Mark,
how about deal deal?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
All right, we got that one, and go ahead. Mark
picking number one to ten but not six? Number one
number one? All right? How about workout? Workout? Yeah, we
gotta come out all them. Mark, you the mass. That's
the original mark from the North End. Sorry heavy heavy,
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heavy metal cap.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You haven't called it months and all we needed was
two words.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
We won the game. That's a loss.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Your lost password the hybrid version of password