Hour 4 - An Odd Rant

Ben Maller talks about Tom Brady saying that paranoia and distrust are why NFL people are upset with him, Terry Bradshaw saying that the Steelers aren't contenders and haven't been for five years, Eagles WR A.J. Brown urging the team's offense to be "more aggressive," Fact or Fiction, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, shaka laka. It's our number fall, our number four
is ready to go. And we asked the question, how
did Tom Brady's claim that paranoia and distrust or why
NFL people are upset with him? How does that sit
with you? Also, legend Terry Bradshaw says the Steelers are

(00:23):
not contenders, haven't been five years and people in Pittsburgh
bent out of shape over that. Should they be? Also
Star wide receiver AJ Brown urging the Eagles offense to
be more aggressive? How does this sound to you? Will
swim against the stream right now here it is dropping

(00:45):
the gloves. Have a great, wonderful Thursday here, the twenty
fifth day of September. It's our number four. Well, that
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and we begin this hour from Bradyville, USA. Now where
is Bradyville, USA? Is that Brentwood? Is that at somewhere

(03:01):
in northern California, somewhere in Boston, somewhere in Florida, Miami. Well,
Tom Brady attempting to set the record straight this week
when it comes to being a minority owner of writers
a pirate's life for me, and also the number one
NFL on the licaster. So if you did not hear

(03:24):
what he said, perhaps not so. For some reason, Tom
Brady has a weekly newsletter. We're not sure why, but
he does. And Brady revealed that there is no conflict.
He wants you to know there is no conflict. And
the fact that he's doing both these things minority owner,
the raiders, NFL broadcaster and all that stuff. And he

(03:46):
said that the reason this is becoming a thing is
because of people that are paranoid and distrustful, and people
believe there's some conflict, but there's not, he wrote in
his little weekly newsletter. I have a moral and ethical
duty to the sport. Tom Brady opined, which is why
he said the point where my roles in it intersect

(04:10):
is not actually a point of conflict. Brady penned, despite
what the paranoid and distrustful might believe. Close quote. All right,
so that's pretty good jumping off point the question, how
did Tom Brady's claim that paranoia and distrust or why
NFL people are upset with him sit with you? So

(04:34):
I've got a Switzerland vacation, Mary go Round and recycling company,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a dish of kangaroo jerky,
and we're gonna also have some gobbagoom. We're gonna have
the gobbagool as well. So to kick off her my

(04:58):
reaction to Tom Brady's words here about paranoia and distrust or
how does that sit with you? It sits with me
like leafy greens. And I'm not a fan. It's a
word salad. It's TB twelve, throwing the spinach, the kale,
the arugula into the blender. He basically said that if

(05:19):
you think he's up to no good, you're the problem, right,
You're the one that's paranoid. And it's on brand. It's
on brand for Tom Brady. The guy has a history
of pushing the boundaries. The tuck rule, deflated football, the

(05:39):
TB twelve, snake oil, all that stuff, you name it,
and now here he is that famous video that went
viral on Monday Night Football a couple of weeks back,
sitting in the coaches booth and there's production. You know,
he's in production meetings and he goes in the coaches booth.
He's meeting with rival teams and all that stuff. But
he owns the Raiders and he's part of the coaching

(06:00):
thing and all that, and we're the ones that are paranoid. Now,
not so fast, my friends, we've seen this movie before.
This isn't a conspiracy theory. They try to dismiss you
by saying it's a conspiracy theory. This is the National
Football League, which is also like the wild Wild West,

(06:20):
the Wild Wild West. Everybody's looking for an edge, everybody's spying,
everybody's bending rules and all that stuff. And Tom Brady
wants us to believe that he's on a nice vacation
to Switzerland right now, Polly, Now, let us not forget
former Raider coach Antonio Pierce. Antonio Pierce, who's still getting
paid by the Raiders. But the Raiders former head coach

(06:42):
admitted that Tom Brady was helping them with intel. And
he said, well, that's kind of ridiculous not to think
that they telling him. So, how is this not a conflict?
They said, might not be that big a conflict, but
it it does fall into the basket that says conflict.
There is not aya, it's common sense. Now Tom Brady

(07:03):
can dress it up, can put lipstick on it, right,
put some cologne on it, and he can get a
buffet from the thesaurus all he wantsaurus buffet and just
go with that. Just lean into that. Know, if sands
or butts about it, paranoia is earn't it is? Now Furthermore,
we move on to another long lost football legend from Pittsburgh, PA.

(07:28):
The land of the Insers, Pittsburgh, PA. That is where
legend Terry Bradshaw is to do a radio show with
Terry Bradshaw. Usually anyway, Terry Bradshaw says, these Steelers are
not contenders, and they haven't been for five years, for
five years, and people in Pittsburgh are apparently bent out
of shape. Some people are upset. Why could you do that?

(07:49):
You're a Steeler for life? How dare you? Terry Bradshaw.
So Bradshaw says, Steelers are not contenders, haven't been for
a few years. People seem to be upset by this.
Should they be upset? Two letters? N Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
absolutely not. This is tough love from the old man,
old man Bradshaw. He's telling you what everyone else has

(08:12):
been whispering. The Steelers are on the Merry go Round.
Round and round goes the Merry go Round. They're on
the Merry go Round of good but not great. They're
good but not great. They're stuck in neutral. Would you
rather be average every year? Or would you rather be
great once in a while and suck the rest of

(08:32):
the time. The Steelers who won a bunch of Super
Bowls as a franchise back in the day, they've settled in.
They're on the Merry go Round. They're on the horse
sat the horse. He goes up the horse he goes down,
it goes around. They're on that, but it doesn't go
very far up because they're not that great. And it's
one of these things where as long as you're in
the playoffs, it works more in baseball and hockey than

(08:53):
it does in basketball or football. The theory is just
getting into the tournament means you're legit, because if a
couple of people crack ankles and tear ligaments in their
knees and pop goes the Achilles, then all of a sudden,
you win a super Bowl. Hasn't worked out for Pittsburgh
in this run. Pittsburgh has been the definition of a
faux contender. They are a faux contender. You look at

(09:17):
Mike Tomlin. We love Tomlin, good resume, good SoundBite the
last decade though, for Mike Tomlin, he gives you the
facade of a big time coach. A lot of wins,
double digits most years, raw ross speeches, waving the terrible
towel and all that. But then what well, the problem

(09:40):
is you have one playoff win since Obama's first term
as a president, so they haven't won a playoff game
since twenty sixteen. Was the last time they won a
playoff game. That is not Steelers football. That is treadmill
to nowhere football. That's hamster on the treadmill is what
they is. They're basically the NFL's version of a scratch

(10:01):
off ticket. You keep buying it. You're thinking, well, maybe
this will be the year, and all you have to
do is play well for a month. You can have
an out of body experience like Joe Flacco or Nick Fowles.
He sucked back quarterbacks that play well for a month
and won a Super Bowl, And so you end up
getting a couple bucks back every time if you bet
on the Steelers. Now, Terry Bradshaw and I knew him,

(10:23):
I mean probably many men. I mean he was I
think it was like fifty when I knew him. He's
seventy seven, I believe now. His internal editor retired the
same day his knees retired. It's been a minute, right,
He's unfilled. I love this version of Terry Bradshaw. And
this is the kind of guy that I knew when
I talked to him off the rid, unfiltered, blurting out

(10:43):
whatever pops in his head. And there's a bit of
charm to it. If you're lucky enough in life. To
live long enough, you become what Terry Bradshaw is right,
it's the everyone knows the person who is just as
I said, unfiltered, the chaos grandpa who tells you the
truth no one else will tell you. It's not not

(11:07):
even like hating on the Steelers, like this is just
a reality check for Pittsburgh. They're like, you know, Bradshaw's
like the friend who's who tells you what other people want,
as I said, And then there's that the Steelers are
like the person that says they're really close. Just I
need a couple more bucks and I'm gonna get what

(11:28):
I need and then I'm gonna have my big break
and they're still sleeping on your couch. They're competitive. They
are competitive, Yeah, in terms of being a legit contender.
They're in a different zip code. They're not in the
right zip code all right. Now to a team that
is in the right zip code. Across the Keystone State,
we go to Fella Delphia, PA, the Delaware Valley, and

(11:50):
that is where Eagles wide receiver A. J. Brown says, quote,
I think it took too long as an offense to
just talking about Week three against the Rams and be
more aggressive. Brown went on to say, when one thing's
not working, let's not keep trying to bang our head
on the wall. AJ Brown said, and see if it works,

(12:13):
let's mix it up and do what we need to do.
Close quote. Question. So you have star wide receiver AJ
Brown urging the Steelers offense to be quote more aggressive.
Close quote how does that sound to you? So I
will decode this. I have the ability because I'm a
talk shows so I can decode thing. So AJ Brown

(12:33):
is essentially telling you, hey, guys, maybe throw me the
damn ball once in a while instead of waiting to
have a terrible half and then throw me the ball.
It's not Pop born or football, so stop playing pop
born or football and running the Delaware wing tea please.
So that's what I heard. That's how I decoded that message.

(12:55):
It was subtle, Sure, it was subtle. Was it diplomatic? Yeah, yeah,
it was diplomatic. But don't kid yourself, right, and I
don't kid myself campaigning he's campanning eight. J Brown is campaigning.
The offense is undefeated. However, they are running an attack
straight out of the Bronze Age. They're twenty ninth in

(13:19):
passing yards per game and AJ Brown he's out there
running cardio. He's doing a lot of cardio and a
lot of blocking, and he's a decoy and they're really
wasting his talents. So he won a super Bowl. I
know he won a super Bowl, but in terms of
the ability that he has to dominate a football game

(13:40):
and the lack of chances he gets because of Jalen
hurts him because the way the Eagles do their business.
And so yeah, they're paying him a lot of money,
So it's all he's not making the money. He's making
over thirty million dollars a year to basically be a
left tackle who occasionally lines up wide and maybe gets
the ball a couple times a game. He's not even
in the top in targets. You're paying a guy thirty

(14:02):
two million a year, thirty two million dollars a year,
and he's not not in the top forty in targets.
You know who's got as many looks as Aj Brown?
This year in.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Philadelphia, Hunter Renfro, the guy who was working at a
recycling company before Carolina called.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
And said, Hey, how would you like to play for
the Carolina Panthers. He was out of the NFL hunter
Renfro working in the recycling space, and he has as
many targets as Aj Brown, who goofed I've got to know,
but that's who he's tied with. And see that, to
me is the point. That's the point. You've got one

(14:43):
of the premieerre receivers in the entire sport of football,
big play guy, and you're paying him, but you're not
taking advantage. It's like it's like the rich people that
have the extra you know, like they like New York,
but they go like two days a year maybe, so
they have a condo on Billionaire's Row. It's like, you're

(15:05):
not really using it. Why don't you let someone else
use it because you're I mean, it's nice that you
have a place right near Central Park there on Billionaire's Row,
but you don't go to New York. You don't like
New York and you only go there a couple of
days a year, So what's up with that? Anyway? Enough
of that, but it's the whole Caveman offense. It's AJ
Brown said, be more aggressive all that, and instead they

(15:29):
do the tushy pushy two yards and a cloud of
dust or crap or whatever. But at some point we've
said this AJ Brown is going to have a blow
up on the sidelines and it's going to explode if
this continues. Now you can say he's being again diplomatic.
We use that word diplomatic, he's being an ambassador. The

(15:50):
subtext is clear. He's quoting a guy named Keishawn Johnson,
back of the day. Get me the damn ball, Get
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(18:43):
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All right, back to it we go, and we get
to happy feet no more. We'll get to happy feet
no more. We'll take some calls as well. Also later
this hour, we have fact or fiction that'll be coming
your way. A little bit later in the hour, we're
on X at Ben Mahler, I want to thank the

(19:27):
great Tim mcdarby, who has given us a lot of
great content over the years. He points out, the Astros
have now lost five in a row. They are one
game back of Detroit, who owned the tiebreaker for the
final Al wild card spot. There are four games left
to play, and the cheating Astros are this close. It's

(19:49):
odd though they're this close to missing the plus. Either way,
that's a good thing because if the Tigers don't get in,
that it cheapens the collapse of the Tigers. If they
still sneak in as a wild guard team, it's a
better story from that perspective. The Tigers don't even make
the playoffs. I can't argue with keeping the a holes

(20:10):
out like that's that little punk Altuve keep him out
of the playoffs. Wonderful? Yeah, exactly, That's That's what I'm saying,
Alf says, I'm calling bs. He said on your answer
in the ask Ben portion of the show, you're only
a few years younger than me, the three Live three

(20:32):
leader cold of But I don't remember those, Alf, I'm not.
I'm not making that. Maybe I had a bunch of them.
I probably did. I got fat drinking soda, so probably
had a bunch of But I don't remember them. So
you asked me, I don't recall. So what do you
want me to do? Yeah, anyway, it is the Ben
Maler Show. We'll take some calls here. Let's see any

(20:54):
meany mighty mow and he hit this second, hit this
button over here, and then I hit and then this
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to go. And so let's see who do we want?
Eenie Meani, miny Moe. Let's say hello to Ryan in
so cal and San Clemente. What's going on? Ryan? Welcome? Hello, Ryan,

(21:18):
Ryan going once going to No, I don't hear Ryan?
So famous Denny's in San Clemente. And you're on your
way to San Diego from La You go down this
dip and you see the Dennys sign. It's very famous.
It's a landmark. It's a landmark in southern California.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
I miss when Denny's was affordable. It's twenty dollars for
a veggie omelet, is it?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
What?

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Really?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yes? Wow? Usually what you have to do is you
go to the apps. These places have apps, like even
fast food is ridiculously expensive, but it's somewhat reasonable if
you go on the apps and get all But then
you got seventeen different apps, and then McDonald's tracks you
and when you order their food, and well, well that's
of course, that's the whole way the internet is set up. Right,

(22:05):
Oh my god, you are the product. You are the product,
right if you're if you're not paying for a product,
then you are the product. That's the way that it works.
Let's go to Mike formerly homeless Mike in Tempee. What's
going on? Mike? Welcome?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Are you there?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Then?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
No, I'm not here?

Speaker 6 (22:31):
I hopefully you weren't.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
Hey, So you say hello to my woman.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
She barely listened to you.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
She is she there right now?

Speaker 8 (22:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (22:45):
I think.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
What's your woman's name? Is it madel Madeline's Hello to madelin?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yes, how you.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
How'd you meet? Madeline? Ah?

Speaker 6 (23:02):
That's a long story.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't know, I got I got time, give me
the give me the thumbnail cliff Notes version.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Oh you know me, I'm homeless.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
We have right.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, I've heard that. You've told me that you're but
you love the show and yeah, okay, I feel like
this is delayed. Is is Madeline distracting you or something
like that? Are you guys doing something that I shouldn't
know about it?

Speaker 9 (23:39):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
He will talk. Let me try to. Let me try
to Maddele and maybe I can have a conversation with her.
What is going on? Mad Come on, she's shy, she
doesn't want to go. Okay, I got you, all right.

(24:02):
I feel like we've reached a fork in the road
here and I feel like I'm gonna go this direction.
You're probably gonna be made of plastic now, Lorena please question.
That's the nickname of his right hand. Yes, he named
his right hand Madeline. In his left hand is Caroline

(24:22):
actually just like very sweet Caroline? Yes? All right, thank you, Mike.
Tremendous call makes me question all of my life's choices
doing this show. But there we go, Mike, Homeless Mike
from Tempe. How lucky are we? Oh? My God, all right,

(24:42):
we'll keep it going on the phones. This is such
a great segment of radio. I can only imagine who's next.
Let's say hello to Jake the Snake. Hello, Jake the Snake, Welcome,
what's going on?

Speaker 9 (24:57):
So happy to talk to you guys today here in
with Appleton, Wisconsin, green Bayville, the smallest market in all
of professional sports. And that's why I wanted your opinion,
because I love Love, but man, did he take a

(25:19):
dump the other day? And here in this small town,
this small market, the first news is what the injury
report is in Green Bay And the second news is, oh,
by the way, nine to eleven happened? And I just

(25:43):
want your opinion on love.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Deal. I'm not convinced. I'm not that might. By the way,
you know, my my brother lives in Appleton, wiscon You
know that I've been. I've been to your little small
town there in Appleton four.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
But I was likely drunk when I met him because
when I go.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Out, yeah, I know, well, there's that one big.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
Lot of nice people here, a lot of.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Good bars in Appleton too. It's a good drinking town, right,
you fit most of them? I think, yeah, exact Well,
Fox that Fox River mall. Right, that's the big one, right,
the Fox River Mall. I think that's the big one.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Uh well, you know there's no more nobody.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
Goes to the mall. No more so now with downtown
Appleton and the Mile of Music is the biggest free
concert every August.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Where you can go to any Are you part Are
you part of.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
The Are you part of the Appleton Tourism Board? Is
that what you're part of here? I feel like you're
part of the chamber of commerce for Appleton.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
No, absolutely, I am a part of uh the smallest
market professional.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I know you're a pretty You've already covered that. I'm
aware that. Yes, I am aware of that. I understand. Yes,
all right, very good, I go go swimming Lake Winnebago.
Go ahead, all right, thank you? All right, he won't
remember he's in the lake. Ben. It's the time now

(27:17):
in Appleton where no one's awake, and he wanted someone
to talk to, so he turned on that that radio
station is great. Call letters. The call letters of our
affiliate in Appleton is w NFL. How great is that.
I'm surprised the NFL hasn't so you can't have those
call letters and all that, But that's allowed. That's that's

(27:38):
those are the call letters. That's how they did it.
All right, it's the Ben Mallor Show. Let's go to
it gets even better. Mike the Leprechaun. My god, what
are we doing here? We're lining them all up? This
is amazing. But you talk about a murderers row. Hello,
Mike the Leprechaun? Is he not there either?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Add Robert by the way, and then I believe you
the ps.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Did you say your brain is made of rubber?

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Sorry, you came in Madlin and gets what I've been
doing all night. But then you do a PTSD for
my visits to the studio and I know you're getting
a new studio.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, the fact that I don't know. I don't know
we're getting a new studio. I walked around, I didn't
see anything.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
I was told it's coming in January.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Really well, we shouldn't we. I mean, that's a few
months away. That's not that far away. But did you
say did you know where it's at? Did you find
out where it's at the inside, It's in where the
same old studios were, but farther back.

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Get that you're not coming back to business.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Yet what I've been doing since two thirty I've been
up screwing all nights. No, don't get the wrong idea.
This is my screw garms. I'm building shouts for my
kids for their toys.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
That's wonderful.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
You know, do you know what a looney dog is
in Toronto?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yes? I work one with work with one on a
TV well a YouTube show.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
Now Benny versus specifically if you were then if you
were a hot dog, they call you big buns.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, I know. They the blue They sold like twenty
thousand or whatever they were.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Looney dogs? Okay, good looney.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
Dogs, which is two point five per person and not everybody.
He eats them, so that's why they Well, the fact
that they're losing the games badly is another thing. He's
a time for a dad.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Joke or not quickly quick light quickly okay?

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Rich okay? A rich nags as the doctor. The doctor says,
would you like the good news of the bad news?
The man says, oh, the bad news. First, doctor, well,
we have to addicate both your legs. The rich man says, well,
what's the good news. The doctor says, oh, we already
found a buyer for your shoes.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, all right, thank you. All right, I'm gonna go
right now. I'm gonna bang my head against the microphone
here until it starts bleeding a little bit. Okay, that's
my that's gonna be my move. That'll be that'll be
my move. All right. Anyway, it is the the Ben
Malor Show as we are rolling on. So there was
a lot of chatter about Caleb Williams in Chicago and

(30:17):
things were not going well, and then they went out
and smacked around the Cowboys. And so now now the
story coming out of Chicago is for Tree and Eugene
in Chicago and you fee me and all our guys
there in the Windy City that contribute content to the show,
that Caleb has fixed his problem. He is. He had
a problem with his feet and he's playing the game

(30:41):
with his feet more now, according to Ben Johnson, that
he's succeeding now. So that's the good thing. He sucked
for three weeks. He was terrible, but now all of
a sudden, he's amazing. Caleb Williams because he had one
game against the Dallas Cowboys that had no idea what
they were doing. Defensively. As one person pointed out, I

(31:01):
think it was John Gruden's brother. They were playing the
cover zero. It's what they were playing. They covered zero,
which is a good line. I will steal that line.
I will go with that line. I will enjoy that
line right now, though, I will go to Keg drinking Steve. Hello,
Keg drinking Steve. Welcome.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
You're not doing yourself. Man, it's been a fantastic hour
radio here.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
You know, Appleton is a you know, Apples is the
smallest town and in the professional.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Smallest market is the smallest market.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
Man.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Appleton is the smallest market. God bless us.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I didn't know that you've.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Been following this, this Charlie Sheen book tour, the former
baseball player. He said he was consuming so much drugs
that the Mexican cartel cut him off.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
This guy, Yeah, I saw the I saw the documentary.
I watched I think I watched most of it on Netflix.
It was pretty good. Documentary, wasn't bad, wasn't bad.

Speaker 7 (32:03):
He deserves the presidential mental of freedom.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't know. I don't know about that. But when
he was at his craziest, though funny thing is he
used to he lives, I don't know if he still does.
He lived in bell Air. Our studios are just down
the hill from bell Air, this really rich area in
l A. And Charlie would drive around overnight. He'd in
those cars, those crazy sports cars that he had. He'd

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be cruising around. You see, you go outside. I used
to walk around the building and get steps. You'd see
homeless people and then you'd see this like exotic luxury
car zooming bash you at like ninety miles an hour
on Ventura Boulevard. Is crazy. So anyway, there might be so.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Many there must be so many stories in that era.
I heard stories that he would he would write personal
text to his to his young ladies who at the
ballerina or from the from the film industry, and then
he would take and the ladies would take the thirty
thousand dollars personal check to the bank, like you were saying,

(33:05):
in bel Air, first thing in the morning. And they
didn't believe him, and they didn't have to call him
personally because no one would cash his checks. No one
would cashes you know, before he went through.

Speaker 9 (33:15):
All the money.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I mean, yeah, yeah, generally, well, he had so much money.
He was kind of like he was in a cartel
because he had so much money. He didn't know what
to do with it. He had so much cash. He
came from money. His dad was a famous actor obviously,
so he had a lot of money. And anyway, all right,
anything else you want to touch it?

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Like Pablo Escobar. Listen, Ben, what what do you think
of Tom Brady getting seventy five million dollars to play
fake footballer? Are they just giving this guy money because
he's good, because he's well.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
They have so much money, they have the Saudi fun
they have so much money. They're just the you know,
you know, everyone's got a price, right, So these guys
are all getting cash. They're taking that blood money and
they're going for it all. I gotta go, thank you.
I appreciate that. I thank you. Go away you annoying me. Anyway.
It is the Ben Maller Show. We're gonna have fact
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Speaker 1 (35:07):
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Let's face some raw facts on.

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in our panel. They're back from their European vacation. We

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welcome in the power couple, Leslie and Jack the Judge.
Good morning, Leslie, welcome, good morning.

Speaker 11 (35:42):
Then unfortunately Jack is not available today.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well that's right, that's that's fine. I understand. But you
guys had a good time I assume, yes, a wonderful
time on the boat.

Speaker 11 (35:54):
Viking ships are fabulous and we enjoyed it. But we're
never calling back at two months too much.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I got you, I got you. It is a lot.
I've heard, it's a lot. Yeah, all right, we'll hold
on a sec. Leslie, Jack the Judge, and Leslie. There
we have Jake in Minnesota. Hello Jake, welcome, Hey Ben,
how are you doing? If I was any better, I'd
be a twin, but not a Minnesota twin because they suck,
so it wouldn't be there. Yes they do, yes they do.
But yeah there. Anyway, Well Jake, you're gonna be one

(36:27):
of our guys. Hold on, say we have coach Russell
and Orlando. Hello, Coach Russell.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Ben, how you doing? Brother?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
If I was any better, I would be.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
I had that out there.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know, I know, I know, I know, all right,
hold on, Bud, we good luck in your next game.
We also have we have we have hollering James, Hello, James.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
I was not sleeping. Who cut me off?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Okay, shut up? Who cares? Blind Scott? Are you there,
blind Scott?

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Yeah? Hey.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
One time Ben Maller had an advocate Hyer Chilis with
advertising and they made it ate at Chilis for every meal.
Remember that Ben Julian did the most partular restaurant. Now
Chili's they're making a comeback. They should pay you to advertise.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well I don't. I don't know if well they should
paid advertise. I don't know if that's true. All right,
here we go. Let's go, gentlemen. These are the stories
and the ladies. Robotic Rubdown. Tom Brady recently invested in
a company called Ascape. The company claims to be the
world's first robotic massage technology company. As a result of
the deal, Brady will become the chief innovation officer of

(37:33):
the company. Story number two Betting on Ball. It was
announced last week that Lonzo and the Angelo Ball have
struck a deal with Jake Paul that makes them equity
partners in the online sportsbook company that we will not
name because they don't buy advertising here. The Brothers will
also be relaunching their podcast Who Cares About That? All right?
Around the horn. During pregame warm ups before Monday Night football,

(37:56):
Jason Kelsey made a surprise appearance with the Marching Ravens,
banned on a full uniform and playing the saxophone. Well now,
the Ravens are auctioning off the saxophone for their charity,
Ravens Foundation. Bidding starts at ten thousand dollars. Those are
the three stories. They all have to be true, every
part of it, or else it's bogus. Leslie one two
or three. Leslie, I gotta go with.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Number three, number.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Three, all right, very good. Say hi to Jack when
you see him. Have a great weekend, you two kids.
I'm glad you're back safely. Thank you for that. Jake
in Minnesota, who knows the twin suck? Jake one two
or three? Jake.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
I'm going with number two, Ben number.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Two, all right, Jake, thanks to have a great day, sir,
Coach Russell one two or three Here, Coach.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
I'm gonna go with number two brother.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Number two, all right, and let's see hollering James one
two or three quickly, James Tammy one, number one, all right,
blind Scott, blind Scott one too or three blind Scott.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yeah, because the flooding here, I running all the appliances
at the same time.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Congratulations. Yes, that means you meant to say number three,
because that is the fake story. They're not auctioning off
what Jason Kelsey wore. That part of it's fake.