September 29, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about the SNF match-up between the Packers & Cowboys that ended in a tie, if Micah Parsons raised his game to match the hype, the 2025 Mets failing to make the playoffs, and much more!
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hour number one, big game of the weekend on Sunday
Night football, did Green Bay's Micah Parsons raise his game
to match the hype for that green Bay Dallas matchup? Also,
how does that game end up into a tie? And
how does that tie play for Jerry Jones and the Cowboys.
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We'll talk about that.
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twenty five Mets failing to make the postseason and they
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One of our old bosses used to say, so the
most hype game of the NFL weekend. You had Jordan
Love and the Packers versus Dak Prescott and the Cowboys,
a lopsided match up according to the gambling market, one sided,
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supposed to be a blowout.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Then they played the game, and we know.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The biggest part of the hype for the game, the
build up was the side show. That was the biggest
thing here was It was Micah Parson's return to the
Death Star. And I don't know if you were checking
this out or not. Maybe you were burned out from
all the football throughout the day, which started early.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
There was a game in Ireland very early and continued
all this. You might have missed it. And if you.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Missed it, you didn't really miss anything because the game
didn't end with a winner. We did not have a winner.
We had multiple losers, and the game came down to
the final second of overtime when Brian McManus booted a
thirty four yard field goal with just one second left.
Not to win the game, not to win the game,
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no no, no, no out, not to win the game, instead
to get a tie, to procure a tie. Forty forty
eighty points were scored in this game. Now, we usually
say the better stories in the losing locker room. Both
these teams losers losers. All right, so let us discuss
the question. Let's just get right into the nitty gritty
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of this. Did Green Bays Micah Parsons raise his game
up to match the hype the much anticipated return to
Jerry's world? Did Micah Parsons live up to his end
of the bargain? So, I've got diagnosis, kitty kat and yoga,
and we will combine all of these things together and
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we are going to make garlic potato knots is what
we're going to make. The absolutely going to mix the
potatoes together with some post and holy anyway, all right, So,
first of all, to answer the question, did Green Bays
Micah Parsons end up raising his game to match the
stage that he was on? And the only answer, and
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you can't see me unless you're watching on the YouTube feed,
is I'm shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No. Not, that was revenge. That was Michaeh Parson's revenge.
That was a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Statement that you want defense, you go to Green Bay, baby.
The Packers are great defensively. You know what, that was
a lot of cardio. That was a cardio game for
Micah Parson. He was doing pilates out there. He wasn't
really playing football. He was doing pilates. MICHAEH. Parsons did
more running around than actually making plays in this game,
much to the chagrin of the television executives who were
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not obviously happy with this. But the guy was number
one in your program right there. Micah Parson's number one,
but unfortunately zero in the box score for ninety nine
point nine percent of this particular game. Getting a pity sack.
I called it a pity sack because if you were
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watching the game, it didn't really look like a sack.
It didn't feel like a sack. It shouldn't have been
a sack. But the fugazy rules of the NFL, they
gave Michael Parsons a sack with four four nine to
go in overtime four forty Even Dak Prescott after the
game was shocked, You kidding me? They gave him a
sack on that That's ridiculous, but they did so. Michael
Parsons did not raise his game. Now, we were not
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shocked by this, we thought the Packers would win. If
you watched Benny versus the Penny, we certainly thought that
the Packers were gonna win this game by a wide margin.
We did not have on our Bengo card that the
team from Wisconsin would be that pathetic defensively. But Michael Parsons,
we're talking about him right now. He did not elevate
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his performance in this game. Now, the NBC broadcast, if
NBC was not showing Micah Parsons and then shoving him
down your throat like your parents would make vegetables when
you were a kid. It was like a medicine situation. Here,
take the peal. I don't want the pill.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Take the pal.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't I don't need the pell. Take the damn pill.
I don't want the pell. You gotta have the You
wouldn't even known Michael Parsons was out there. Every other
snap was Mike Caparsion's this MICHAEH.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Parsons.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That we knew what he had for breakfast, We knew
what he had for lunch, we knew what time he
took his bowel movement, we knew everything about Michael Parsons
was unbelievable. That's in depth covers there Michael Parsons is
a return to Jerry's world. Now here is Michael Parsons,
the man of the hour who points out that he
didn't really do all that.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well, I'm pissed off, you know, I'm very disappointed overall
how we performed. You know, I even told Jordan to
the side and you know, thank you for having our
back today. That's why it's so pivotal that you know
he played complimentary football, because today Jordan played like the
player he was, and we let him down. We at
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little to the expectations on defense.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, there was a lot of huffing and puffing from
Michaeh Parsons, stumbling and bumbling as well. So the Mallard
diagnoses the overnight talk radio die diagnosis from Micah Parsons
chronic case of tight tuck his syndrome, tight toock his
syndrome for Michael Parsons shrinkage, if you know what I mean.
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Parsons treated his return to Jerry's world just like a
playoff game.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And guess what he played like. It was a playoff guy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He was nowhere, out there, nowhere to be seen, got
boxed up, he was neutered by the Dallas Cowboys. Michael
Parsons tossed in a boiling cauldron. If you will here,
Holy Toledo.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He's bad.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's the highest paid not quarterback in football. The guy
blows and that ninety sucks. Man invisible man, the invisible man.
And let's not bury the lead, my man. We won't
bury the lead. The Green Bay Packers who followed up
a loss a wake up call. You lost to Cleveland
because you were caught looking ahead. Wake up call, law,
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wake up call. Loss to the Browns. And what do
you do? You come back against a ragtag cowboy team
and play to a tie.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The Green Bay Packers are frauds.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The Green Bay Packers are frauds. Pathetic And if I
hear one more thing about oh the Packers, Dave just suck.
Good shoving up your ass. They suck.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They allowed the Dallas Cowboys without.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Seedee Lamb to put up four hundred and thirty six
yards of offense forty points. Four hundred and thirty six
yards of offense forty points, and Dallas still tried to
lose again. They had eleven penalties for ninety five yards,
handing multiple first downs to the Green Bay Packers, and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Then Jordan Love. He also tried to lose the game
as much as Micah Parsons was licking the toes of
Jordan Love. Jordan Love at the end.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You talk about bad situational awareness by Jordan Love at
the end of his game. He also had problems in
the pocket, bad pocket awareness. He was stripsacked on a
fumble that handed the Cowboys a touchdown. But late in
the game, My god, what a what a fraud. The
Green Bay Packers are total fool gayzy team, the green Bay.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Packers, My god.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
All right, Now on the other side of things, not
the losing locker room, not the winning locker room, the
other part of the tie here. So how does this
tie play for Jerry Jones and the Cowboys? Right, it's
all about Micah. It was all about Jerry Jones. Well,
let's hear from Jerry Jones. And he felt bad for
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the people that liked the Cowboys. He felt bad for
the people that like the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Tickles.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
There's nobody in here obviously that I'm gonna let it
in any way.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I can.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Put the lost part of the tie. Now, I'm proud
of this bunch. They competed their tails off in here tonight.
They competed mat there ten they we retired. I'm proud
of them, and I thought we played well enough to
win the game. I'm sick for these guys, sick for
these players, sick for these coaches said, mostly sick for
our fans that we didn't bring home or win. But
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I am proud of the way we competed tonight.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well, it's good, he's proud. Here's a glitch at the
end of that. But I'm glad that he's proud. It's
nice that he's Jerry's proud of you. Okay, here's more.
Here's Mike.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Actually, here's Jerry Jones on whether or not ties are necessary.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Do we need ties in the NFL? Here's Jerry Jones.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I don't want to. That game was probably a great
game for the NFL as far as the showcase for
the game and competition, because you had outstanding quarterback play,
you had some very talented people out there playing. You
certainly had one of the most expensive players in the
history of the NFL out there playing, And so I
guess everybody was going to take a look tonight and
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decide to see.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Work all there okay, so apparently not so back and
had shot there by Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But here's the deal. To answer the question, how does
this tie?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And Micah Parsons return to Dallas play for Jerry Jones
and the Cowboys plays. So Jerry gets a strut around
like a banti rooster running around there. That's Jerry Jones,
their chest puffed out. His team didn't drown in the
cheese fondue. They were supposed to drown in. They were
supposed to go deep down into that cheese fondue and
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not be able to breathe there on Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And that's all it takes.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Is And the Cowboys didn't win the game, and if
you don't win, you're a loser. But they were a
touchdown underdog in this game. The gambling market had the
Green Bay Packers winning by a wide margin. Vegas basically
told the world in terms of this matchup here that
the Cowboys were going to get a Wisconsin baptism in
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boiling cheddar and that certainly did not happen in this game.
And you say, well, Jerry Jones defense, the Cowboys defense
should not have stopped a leaky faucet. That is accurate.
In fact, how bad was it? The Green Bay Packers
went three touchdowns, two field goals on their second half
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and overtime possessions. They had five possessions after halftime, three
touchdowns and two field goals. That's five scoring drives. My
computer like brain tells me five scoring drives.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I think that's all of the possessions. I believe.
I think five for five of my math is correct
on that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But Dallas still still despite that, ended up in a
tie situation. And regardless, all that matters to Jerry Jones
is that Micah Parsons sucked at a time he cannot suck,
vindicating his trade of Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The guy's not a big game player.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's the argument when it was with the Cowboys. The
guy disappears, he comes tiny in big spots. And that
was what Michael Parsons did on this night. That's that
perfect capsule of Micah Parsons as an NFL player. Total
fraud in big games, total fraud. And Jerry Jones can
walk around smiling from ear to ear and all that.
And postgame I saw some of the interview that Jerry did.
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We played a couple of clips there for you, but
Jerry Jones. It was a kiddy cat moment for Jerry Jones.
He was like a cheshire cat, smile from ear to ear,
so happy, so happy.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I gets to sit there in his luxury suite look
down at all this waving to the cameras, knowing that
he's on the NBC feed twenty times during the broadcast,
and they can pump out some of his classic quotes
like the Gospel of Jerry's World and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
It's just great.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And forget a tie, because that's a win, baby, for
Jerry Jones. That is a win for Jerry Jones. And
all you trash talking people. You can't talk trash to
Jerry Jones now. He literally said afterwards, in one of
the quotes I saw Dak, he said, his indispensable Micah,
isn't That's it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's the end of the story there.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So Micah Parsons was supposed to be Lawrence Taylor two
point zero was supposed to be that when it mattered
you didn't see him, say where'd he go? I don't know,
he's invisible? Where did he gob he's having a snack.
I don't know where you went jogging around like he's
stuck in molasses out there, the highest paid non quarterback
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in the NFL. Everything is bigger in Dallas. If you
happen to see Jerry Jones postgame interview, everything's bigger. Even
the cold sore on Jerry's his lip. There very large,
very very large. There man alive, my god. It's all
part of the circus. So it's all part of the
circus at Jerry's world. There the extra drama. It's got
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eat it up and then wins, losses or ties, win
losses or ties, they're just the backdrop.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's Jerry Jones doing performance art. That's what it does.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
This was a net positive for the Dallas Cowboys here.
Why because the Cowboys did not embarrass themselves. They did defensively,
but it didn't matter because the offense embarrassed the Green
Bay Packers, who are total Does anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Disagree with that? By the way, how can you disagree with.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
The Packers are fraud They lost at Cleveland, they gave
the game to Cleanway last week, and now they lose
in a game they had circled the Cowboys. Pathetic and
so it's not the Cowboys that are laughing stock.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's the Green Bay Packers. This is their time. They
went for it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They went We got Michael Parsons to give up forty
points in a big game that they had circled. Man
And you know, now Jerry can crow about Michael Parsons
being expendable and go on and on about that.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
No one's going to challenge him, not at this point.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
All right now, quickly, I know this is an NFL
Sunday to a Monday, and very rarely do we ever
talk about anything other than football on a Sunday into
a Monday. However, this is an exception to the rule.
There's such a juicy story I cannot avoid it. In
Major League baseball. The regular season came to an end
in baseball, and it ended with an awesome dud. Just
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an amazing collapse in baseball. Congratulations to the Metropolitans and
just a wonderful job. Good job boys, way to go
if you've missed it. The Mets needed the Reds to lose,
and then they had to win to f things up
in the baseball playoff race.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Because it was the last day of the year. The
Reds had a one game lead.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So what happened. The Reds lost their game everyone was
playing at the same time. The Reds lost their game,
So the Mets all they had to do was beat
the Marlins, the lowly, pathetic Marlins who haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
To win in years. And what do the Mets do?
They do? Bupkis.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
They went out there and got shut out and Francisco
Lindor ended up hitting to a double play. Good afternoon,
good evening, good night, turn in your uniforms. Your season
is over.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Over.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So Cincinnati will play the Dodgers. Advice to the Reds
get into that Dodger bullpen. Keep the game closed in
the late innings. You'll have a good chance to win
the game. But the Reds and Dodgers will play New York.
Now their next opponent can kun suntan lotion. That's the
next opponent for the Mets. Chances are they'll probably drown
in suntann lotion somewhere on a tropical resort down in
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the Bahamas. Now the question here, can you explain? Can
you explain the twenty twenty five New York Mets failing
to make the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Playoffs?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Can you explain the twenty twenty five Mets failing to
make the playoffs? So This is perfection, This is dotting
the eye. Now, I don't enjoy this as much as
I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
The cheating AES one.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Thousand and two, one thousand holes not making the playoffs ahha, losers.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But I did enjoy the Mets not getting it done.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And you've got owner of Steve Cone who is playing
monopoly with real cash, just burning money, just burning money.
One Soto seven hundred sixty five million dollar outfielder, Juan Soto,
who was supposed to be the Messiah, the great Savior,
and flushing and another season you can flush down the
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toilet there for the Mets. Now, Didjan Soto care? And
we know what he said afterwards? You think he actually cared,
Jan Soda.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I didn't get that vibe.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I never get the vibe from Juan Soto that he's
really that upset by anything the team does. He does
get upset when he doesn't get his stats. He's annoyed
by that, But in terms of wins and losses for
the team, I don't get that sense Soto is. He
just doesn't give that vibe like he cares about anything
in terms of winning and losing. Here Sodo is just happy.
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Because if you click on his baseball reference page later
on on Monday, it'll look really shiny, really sexy, some
good numbers, the standing standing schmandings.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Who cares about the standings there, and he's really into yoga.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Juan Soto, he led the Mets downward dog, downward dog.
There went from best record in baseball a couple months
into the season to playing like those hungry puppies chasing
after scraps. That's the Mets. Forty five wins by June.
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For the New York Metropolitans forty five wins by June.
And then they turned into the bad news bears of
baseball with better uniforms. Three hundred and forty million dollars
circus act, the Mets the highest payroll in baseball, and
they couldn't outlast the Cincinnati Reds. For crying out loud,
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how crazy is that? How wild is that? The Reds
are in the playoffs and the Mets, the big bad,
big Apple Mets, are not in the playoffs, And well,
all of this is going down, All of this is
going down. You've got one Soto. He's got that kind
of hey, I'm good, bro grin. You know, he's got
that look I'm good, bro, Bro, I'm good. Hey, and let'sten.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I got my numbers.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You know, it's like he's he's like the dude in
the gym. You go to the gym who flexes in
the mirror while the rest of the team is puking
in the corner. And he's kind of looking himselves, got
a little chain eyes, kind of flexing a little bit.
Look at looking How good I look? Because he got stats?
He did, he got off to the ironic things. The
Mets won forty five games by June, and Soto was
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not playing particularly great the first couple months of the year.
He started putting up numbers and the team actually got worse.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Explain that one to me. It happened.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It absolutely happened, and he got his numbers. He got
a little Instagram highlights. You know, the low information fan,
the dumb fan gets all horny for the stats. You know,
the TikTok crowd. They're all excited about that. And he'll
sleep fine. I don't even not worried about it. You
think his SODA's really worried about it. He's not worried
about dad. He's gonna sleep like Scrooge McDuck in a
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big pit of money. All you lose is to care
about teams making the playofs what's wrong when you and
all those Mets fans sitting on that seven train, right
and they're all bummed out another season ending without the
playoffs there and wondering what the hell happened? And SODA's
not worried about that. You've got Soto whose contract is
bigger than the GDP of several countries. Right, it's just
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insane in the return on investment, the ROI for Juan
Soto in terms of October.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Don't worry about any kind of October performance. He's not there.
It's pathetic.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
And the Mets fans who are the real Met fan,
not the fake Met fan, the real Met fan who's
bleeding out on the operating table because their team sucks again,
it doesn't make the block. And then you've got your
star player there who's posing for selfies in the hospital
gift shop. It's such a juxtaposition between Juan Soto and
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the rest of the team. So you've got Stephen Cohen,
the owner of the Mets, and we all remember he
promised for leon sonor promised for Lemon.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He said five years we're gonna win.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
The World Series. Well this is I believe you're five.
They don't even make the playoffs. Instead of flet man yaw,
you get a nice plate of spam.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's it. Enjoy the spam and expect some pink slips.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Someone's losing their job, whether it's the pitching coach, the
hitting coach, the manager, or all of the above. There
will be some changes there coming to the New York Metropolitans.
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Also had a big injury in the NFL.
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Molite Neighbors Snap Crackle Pop the wide receiver as ACL
shredded like pulled pork, and so he'll be out injured.
In the second quarter of a game, the Giants would
upset the Cowboys, proving yet again that Justin Herbert's a fraud.
As the cow the Chargers lose to a rookie quarterback
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and Justin Herbert. The only way the Chargers lose that
game is by turning the ball over, which Justin Herbert
did twice, giving the Giants the ball inside the five
yard line of the Chargers. What an effing bumb right,
The guy's a bum right, seriously, what a bunch of
dorks like Coop was fired up?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You watch the game, you enjoyed by the way the
Giants often.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'll talk about it later, But the Giants, I believe,
if my math is right, their offense only scored eleven
points without the help of the Charger.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It just figures that Justin Herbert and the Chargers would
screw me. Yes, actually, when they were taking the field,
they say, let's screw Coople. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
I hate the I hate the Chargers, but I still
picked them in my survivor pool.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well that's over now, you don't Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, exactly there's one hundred and thirty something dollars down
the track, and it's like, oh, and I never would
pick the Chargers in one of these things. But I'm like,
rookie quarterback has first start ever in the NFL, justin Herbert,
He's playing on an MVP level.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What a joke, What a fraud. The whole team, the
whole operation there with the Chargers. What an absolute joke
that is. So that's one of the storylines we will
we'll discuss here.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Bill's Monsters all fired up, Derek, this is a authentic
Bill's Mafia guy. This is real, Like he oozes out
Bill's Mafia stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
He says. The Buffalo Bills are now the only undefeated
team in the AFC.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Scientists are studying this rare phenomena, but early reports confirmed
tables everywhere are in grave danger, says Derek.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Part of Bill's mafia.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Fired up super Marcus Steves says, the argument for Micah
Parsons being a great defensive player, even if he doesn't
put up great stats, was that they would have to
double team him. And yeah, that's right, Steve, that's he's
a decoy and the rest of the defense would then
excel the Packers had one sack one sack in the
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game against the Dallas Cowboys. That's not good now, super
Marcus Steve says, after watching just under one fourth of
the season, is there any stranger outcome than the Lions
Packers game back in Week one? Since then, the Packers
have been falling a part and Detroit has been taking
every team out behind the woodshed and whooping. Dad ass,
(29:06):
says Supermarket Steve, there's some sound of it right there.
Chipping the Q's writes in says a plus on the
mount of monologue. Normally I'd laugh at Jerry Jones' comments
about how he was pleased with his team achieving a tie.
But I'm a Titans fan and at this point I'd
be celebrating my arse off if Tennessee had gotten a
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tie instead of being crushed by Houston. He has some
great sound though, from cam Ward, who famously said before
the year that the Titans had top five receivers in
the NFL, and now in week four he's pointing out
their tushy. That the entire team is tushery, a fact.
Daddy writes and says, great monologue about the pathetic back
and forth, boring game between the Cowgirls and the Green
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Bay Packers. He gave a nice nickname too. I guess
Jerry Jones won't be going to the glory Hole tonight.
Well seems fine, he seems all right. Femi rights in
the number one uber. Each driver in Minnesota says so,
Ben is Juan Soto the Micah Parsons of baseball, overpaid
and underwhelming. Not a bad comp Not a bad comp
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on that, King Rory writes, since says, I cannot agree
with you more about my pathetic Packers. Matt Lafleur is
not the guy, and there is a reason he wasn't offended.
He says offend. I think he meant offered a contract extension.
Come January, hell or high water, the Green Bay Packers
will have a new coaching staff.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's not normally how they operate. That's not normally how
they operate.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Shane in des Moines writes and says, Ben, are there
any concerns with the Dodgers versus the Reds or are
you assuming the Phillies will end your postseason? I haven't
spent too much time thinking about it. I do like
the fact that you've got the Dodgers and the Yankees,
who neither one of them got a buy. The top
two teams in the National League the Baseball playoffs started
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a couple of days. You got the Brewers in the
Philly the top two in the National League. The Toronto
Blue Jays and Seattle Mariners are the top two in
the American League, so they get to buy.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
They advance to the.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Divisional round and the wild card round. You've got the
Dodgers and the Reds, Cubs and Padres, and then in
the American League you got Cleveland, Detroit Yankees and the
Red Sox. Those are the matchups, so you're guaranteed that
either the Yankees or Red Sox will be knocked out
by the time we get to the next round. So
if you're Toronto, you don't have to worry about beating
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both the Red Sox and the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You only have to beat one of them. And the
National League it's a little more wide open. It's go
to the phones, and.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Who do we have your eeny meeny miny mole. Let's
say hello to uh let's call it a Dante. I
was gonna go to Mark and Queens, but.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He hung up. Dante, what's going on? Dante? And Vegas.
What you got?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Man?
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Hey man, I wanted to how you doing?
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
If I was any better, Okay, I would be a Met,
but not a New York Met because they're not making
the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Those losers, ah.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
My oppression. I'm a Braves fan, and I think they
did worse than the Braves even though we lost.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, well, the Braves crumbled because of injuries and stuff.
The Mets just underachieved.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
We're a famous snap and crack and pop brothers. Anyhow,
I came to bug you guys about.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
I'm a football fan player, high school football player, that
eighty that Lyant that excuse me, that Rams game and
Lion excuse me Colts game.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Yeah, was just ridonculous. How can you not secure if
you're trying to so often? The celebration in the end zone.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
You're talking about Donnie Mitchell, Donn Mitchell who fumbled? I
was I've never seen this in person the first time
I was at the game. I've never seen this in
person before, first time ever seen. I've seen it on
TV a bunch, but I witnessed it and I still
can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
And I don't like that rule. I think that rule
is ridiculous that you kid thought I was playing Madden,
like you give the ball the other team.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
But like that's that's a dumb rule. They were going
to change it a couple of years ago. They didn't
change it. But on that one, the guy slices his
way to two ram defensive players and then he right
gets right to the goal.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I fumbles it. He flexes it out of his hands
through the end zone. So stupid, so dull.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Man in a moment or like an NFL two K
five from p S two.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, I know it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
We can check that box like that's now happened. It
will probably happen again. It happens every every couple of
you know, every every year, one.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Or two a year. So we can check that box now, Dante. Yeah,
all right, all right, buddy, I wouldn't.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
Want to say thank you. Guys visit us in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What about me? I visited you in Vega?
Speaker 10 (33:51):
I mean, I know you visited.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
It's gonna be much better next year.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, what's going to be better next year? What do
we have next year? You have big plans here, guy,
What are we doing next year?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
What are we doing next year? Are we gonna do
a theme.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
No, we don't need we could.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
We could do like a talent show, a.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Real talent show.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Are you saying that the people that did karaoke did
not have talent because the big balls Bob would disagree,
says a lot of time, there were some other talented people.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
They're performing as well. So now I'm opening. We have
the stage right there.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
If we go back to the same venue, we have
the stage ready to go, so we could do it absolutely.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
Hey, I'm ready to hit it out the park and
come to first place.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Baby, all right, Dante, we'll see what happens. Thank you,
man the great Dante and Vegas there part of that
amazing mallord meet and greet a game changing event, clearly.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Honestly though, I was very impressed by the talent we
did have at that meet and Greek cool.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
No matter how belligerently drunk they were, they still did
a Really.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You need liquid courage to get up there on stage.
You need liquid courage there. So it was it. We
don't record that. It was a hair brain plan. We'll
get to that.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
We also have the play of the day. Here is
the who am I game? This is where we pretend
to be somebody else, so Giants. Jackson Dart becoming the
first NFL rookie quarterback to defeat a team that is
three and zero or better in his first career starts.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Since me again, Jackson Dart. It didn't let me play
all that well, but he gets credited with the win.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Jackson Dart the first NFL rookie quarterback to defeat a
team that is a three and our better his first
career starts.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Since me, Who am I the answer? We'll get to it.
We will do it next.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
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Thank God for the Internet. All right, back to it
we go, as we roll on, and we're gonna have
the play of the day. Time for the play of
the day and wild ending.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
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Now the fun fact on that that particular play.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Mal fun fact.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Now, Larraider, and you know how many defensive players on
the field in the NFL? What do you think how
many average defense?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think there's four on the field per team, so
you believe there's eight, So it's like four on four O.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yes, interesting, all right, Well, the NFL they for some
reason they play with eleven. It was very odd they
have eleven defensive players.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Very bizarre.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
And it turns out that the Colts on that play
decided they wanted to be shorthanded. They only had ten
players on the field when two to two at Well
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and I didn't play in the end. If I know
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didn't have that time down for the playoff.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
On the Who am I Game?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Giants, Jackson Dark, the first NFL rookie quarterback to defeat
a team that is three and zero or better in
his first career, starts since me, who am I?
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Well, that's the question. Who am I?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Stuck in Sacramento? Says Garry Bradshaw's brother Timmy Bradshaw, Not
to be confused with his son Tommy Bradshaw. He looks
like he's taking a dump. Must be trying to fit
in with the lovers in Suck Cramento. All right, Laverne
and Shirley from Alf the Alien Opiner.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Doc Brown guests by Rob the Goatman, cracker Jack from
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Oscar j an In DC, Willie Bloomquist, there's a good
name from mister nice guy Brett Farbe the reason the
Packers lost from King Rory.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Mark Andre Floury from Shane in Des Moines, Blake Bortles
tossed out by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Who else do
we have America's favorite scarecrow? Ray Bolger is the answer
that according to Jame malarprop Guy the karaoke winner, Steve
Bono from Big Lou, He's on number two.
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Stroud from Mister Irrigation, He's all excited, Lorena, What say you, Lorena?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I gotta go with mister plow Ben, mister plow.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
It's also not Dan Pasterini from Greg the Great Caster.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Is Phil Simms phil Simms, nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Phil Simms
Oh what a cheesy night it was. Well come.
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of the fifth Hour podcasts over the weekend, You're gonna
want to go back and hear those. But here in
hour number one, big game of the weekend on Sunday
Night football, did Green Bay's Micah Parsons raise his game
to match the hype for that green Bay Dallas matchup? Also,
how does that game end up into a tie? And
how does that tie play for Jerry Jones and the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Can you explain in baseball the biggest payroll the twenty
twenty five Mets failing to make the postseason and they
had an opportunity on Sunday, the final day of the
regular season, the Red's loss and the Mets could not
take advantage. We'll talk about all that and more right
now here. It is our number one all that hype,
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all they build up, and a shrug, just a shrug.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's out, only a shrug.
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Jerry's world play the hit Small man play the hits.
One of our old bosses used to say, so the
most hype game of the NFL weekend. You had Jordan
Love and the Packers versus Dak Prescott and the Cowboys,
a lopsided match up according to the gambling market, one sided,
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supposed to be a blowout.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Then they played the game, and we know.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The biggest part of the hype for the game, the
build up was the side show. That was the biggest
thing here was It was Micah Parson's return to the
Death Star. And I don't know if you were checking
this out or not. Maybe you were burned out from
all the football throughout the day, which started early.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
There was a game in Ireland very early and continued
all this. You might have missed it. And if you.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Missed it, you didn't really miss anything because the game
didn't end with a winner. We did not have a winner.
We had multiple losers, and the game came down to
the final second of overtime when Brian McManus booted a
thirty four yard field goal with just one second left.
Not to win the game, not to win the game,
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no no, no, no out, not to win the game, instead
to get a tie, to procure a tie. Forty forty
eighty points were scored in this game. Now, we usually
say the better stories in the losing locker room. Both
these teams losers losers. All right, so let us discuss
the question. Let's just get right into the nitty gritty
(04:09):
of this. Did Green Bays Micah Parsons raise his game
up to match the hype the much anticipated return to
Jerry's world? Did Micah Parsons live up to his end
of the bargain? So, I've got diagnosis, kitty kat and yoga,
and we will combine all of these things together and
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we are going to make garlic potato knots is what
we're going to make. The absolutely going to mix the
potatoes together with some post and holy anyway, all right, So,
first of all, to answer the question, did Green Bays
Micah Parsons end up raising his game to match the
stage that he was on? And the only answer, and
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you can't see me unless you're watching on the YouTube feed,
is I'm shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No. Not, that was revenge. That was Michaeh Parson's revenge.
That was a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Statement that you want defense, you go to Green Bay, baby.
The Packers are great defensively. You know what, that was
a lot of cardio. That was a cardio game for
Micah Parson. He was doing pilates out there. He wasn't
really playing football. He was doing pilates. MICHAEH. Parsons did
more running around than actually making plays in this game,
much to the chagrin of the television executives who were
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not obviously happy with this. But the guy was number
one in your program right there. Micah Parson's number one,
but unfortunately zero in the box score for ninety nine
point nine percent of this particular game. Getting a pity sack.
I called it a pity sack because if you were
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watching the game, it didn't really look like a sack.
It didn't feel like a sack. It shouldn't have been
a sack. But the fugazy rules of the NFL, they
gave Michael Parsons a sack with four four nine to
go in overtime four forty Even Dak Prescott after the
game was shocked, You kidding me? They gave him a
sack on that That's ridiculous, but they did so. Michael
Parsons did not raise his game. Now, we were not
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shocked by this, we thought the Packers would win. If
you watched Benny versus the Penny, we certainly thought that
the Packers were gonna win this game by a wide margin.
We did not have on our Bengo card that the
team from Wisconsin would be that pathetic defensively. But Michael Parsons,
we're talking about him right now. He did not elevate
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his performance in this game. Now, the NBC broadcast, if
NBC was not showing Micah Parsons and then shoving him
down your throat like your parents would make vegetables when
you were a kid. It was like a medicine situation. Here,
take the peal. I don't want the pill.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Take the pal.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't I don't need the pell. Take the damn pill.
I don't want the pell. You gotta have the You
wouldn't even known Michael Parsons was out there. Every other
snap was Mike Caparsion's this MICHAEH.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Parsons.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That we knew what he had for breakfast, We knew
what he had for lunch, we knew what time he
took his bowel movement, we knew everything about Michael Parsons
was unbelievable. That's in depth covers there Michael Parsons is
a return to Jerry's world. Now here is Michael Parsons,
the man of the hour who points out that he
didn't really do all that.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well, I'm pissed off, you know, I'm very disappointed overall
how we performed. You know, I even told Jordan to
the side and you know, thank you for having our
back today. That's why it's so pivotal that you know
he played complimentary football, because today Jordan played like the
player he was, and we let him down. We at
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little to the expectations on defense.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, there was a lot of huffing and puffing from
Michaeh Parsons, stumbling and bumbling as well. So the Mallard
diagnoses the overnight talk radio die diagnosis from Micah Parsons
chronic case of tight tuck his syndrome, tight toock his
syndrome for Michael Parsons shrinkage, if you know what I mean.
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Parsons treated his return to Jerry's world just like a
playoff game.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And guess what he played like. It was a playoff guy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He was nowhere, out there, nowhere to be seen, got
boxed up, he was neutered by the Dallas Cowboys. Michael
Parsons tossed in a boiling cauldron. If you will here,
Holy Toledo.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He's bad.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's the highest paid not quarterback in football. The guy
blows and that ninety sucks. Man invisible man, the invisible man.
And let's not bury the lead, my man. We won't
bury the lead. The Green Bay Packers who followed up
a loss a wake up call. You lost to Cleveland
because you were caught looking ahead. Wake up call, law,
(09:00):
wake up call. Loss to the Browns. And what do
you do? You come back against a ragtag cowboy team
and play to a tie.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The Green Bay Packers are frauds.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The Green Bay Packers are frauds. Pathetic And if I
hear one more thing about oh the Packers, Dave just suck.
Good shoving up your ass. They suck.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They allowed the Dallas Cowboys without.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Seedee Lamb to put up four hundred and thirty six
yards of offense forty points. Four hundred and thirty six
yards of offense forty points, and Dallas still tried to
lose again. They had eleven penalties for ninety five yards,
handing multiple first downs to the Green Bay Packers, and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Then Jordan Love. He also tried to lose the game
as much as Micah Parsons was licking the toes of
Jordan Love. Jordan Love at the end.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You talk about bad situational awareness by Jordan Love at
the end of his game. He also had problems in
the pocket, bad pocket awareness. He was stripsacked on a
fumble that handed the Cowboys a touchdown. But late in
the game, My god, what a what a fraud. The
Green Bay Packers are total fool gayzy team, the green Bay.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Packers, My god.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
All right, Now on the other side of things, not
the losing locker room, not the winning locker room, the
other part of the tie here. So how does this
tie play for Jerry Jones and the Cowboys? Right, it's
all about Micah. It was all about Jerry Jones. Well,
let's hear from Jerry Jones. And he felt bad for
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the people that liked the Cowboys. He felt bad for
the people that like the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Tickles.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
There's nobody in here obviously that I'm gonna let it
in any way.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I can.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Put the lost part of the tie. Now, I'm proud
of this bunch. They competed their tails off in here tonight.
They competed mat there ten they we retired. I'm proud
of them, and I thought we played well enough to
win the game. I'm sick for these guys, sick for
these players, sick for these coaches said, mostly sick for
our fans that we didn't bring home or win. But
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I am proud of the way we competed tonight.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well, it's good, he's proud. Here's a glitch at the
end of that. But I'm glad that he's proud. It's
nice that he's Jerry's proud of you. Okay, here's more.
Here's Mike.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Actually, here's Jerry Jones on whether or not ties are necessary.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Do we need ties in the NFL? Here's Jerry Jones.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I don't want to. That game was probably a great
game for the NFL as far as the showcase for
the game and competition, because you had outstanding quarterback play,
you had some very talented people out there playing. You
certainly had one of the most expensive players in the
history of the NFL out there playing, And so I
guess everybody was going to take a look tonight and
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decide to see.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Work all there okay, so apparently not so back and
had shot there by Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But here's the deal. To answer the question, how does
this tie?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And Micah Parsons return to Dallas play for Jerry Jones
and the Cowboys plays. So Jerry gets a strut around
like a banti rooster running around there. That's Jerry Jones,
their chest puffed out. His team didn't drown in the
cheese fondue. They were supposed to drown in. They were
supposed to go deep down into that cheese fondue and
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not be able to breathe there on Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And that's all it takes.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Is And the Cowboys didn't win the game, and if
you don't win, you're a loser. But they were a
touchdown underdog in this game. The gambling market had the
Green Bay Packers winning by a wide margin. Vegas basically
told the world in terms of this matchup here that
the Cowboys were going to get a Wisconsin baptism in
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boiling cheddar and that certainly did not happen in this game.
And you say, well, Jerry Jones defense, the Cowboys defense
should not have stopped a leaky faucet. That is accurate.
In fact, how bad was it? The Green Bay Packers
went three touchdowns, two field goals on their second half
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and overtime possessions. They had five possessions after halftime, three
touchdowns and two field goals. That's five scoring drives. My
computer like brain tells me five scoring drives.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I think that's all of the possessions. I believe.
I think five for five of my math is correct
on that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But Dallas still still despite that, ended up in a
tie situation. And regardless, all that matters to Jerry Jones
is that Micah Parsons sucked at a time he cannot suck,
vindicating his trade of Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The guy's not a big game player.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's the argument when it was with the Cowboys. The
guy disappears, he comes tiny in big spots. And that
was what Michael Parsons did on this night. That's that
perfect capsule of Micah Parsons as an NFL player. Total
fraud in big games, total fraud. And Jerry Jones can
walk around smiling from ear to ear and all that.
And postgame I saw some of the interview that Jerry did.
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We played a couple of clips there for you, but
Jerry Jones. It was a kiddy cat moment for Jerry Jones.
He was like a cheshire cat, smile from ear to ear,
so happy, so happy.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I gets to sit there in his luxury suite look
down at all this waving to the cameras, knowing that
he's on the NBC feed twenty times during the broadcast,
and they can pump out some of his classic quotes
like the Gospel of Jerry's World and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
It's just great.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And forget a tie, because that's a win, baby, for
Jerry Jones. That is a win for Jerry Jones. And
all you trash talking people. You can't talk trash to
Jerry Jones now. He literally said afterwards, in one of
the quotes I saw Dak, he said, his indispensable Micah,
isn't That's it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's the end of the story there.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So Micah Parsons was supposed to be Lawrence Taylor two
point zero was supposed to be that when it mattered
you didn't see him, say where'd he go? I don't know,
he's invisible? Where did he gob he's having a snack.
I don't know where you went jogging around like he's
stuck in molasses out there, the highest paid non quarterback
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in the NFL. Everything is bigger in Dallas. If you
happen to see Jerry Jones postgame interview, everything's bigger. Even
the cold sore on Jerry's his lip. There very large,
very very large. There man alive, my god. It's all
part of the circus. So it's all part of the
circus at Jerry's world. There the extra drama. It's got
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eat it up and then wins, losses or ties, win
losses or ties, they're just the backdrop.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's Jerry Jones doing performance art. That's what it does.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
This was a net positive for the Dallas Cowboys here.
Why because the Cowboys did not embarrass themselves. They did defensively,
but it didn't matter because the offense embarrassed the Green
Bay Packers, who are total Does anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Disagree with that? By the way, how can you disagree with.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
The Packers are fraud They lost at Cleveland, they gave
the game to Cleanway last week, and now they lose
in a game they had circled the Cowboys. Pathetic and
so it's not the Cowboys that are laughing stock.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's the Green Bay Packers. This is their time. They
went for it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They went We got Michael Parsons to give up forty
points in a big game that they had circled. Man
And you know, now Jerry can crow about Michael Parsons
being expendable and go on and on about that.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
No one's going to challenge him, not at this point.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
All right now, quickly, I know this is an NFL
Sunday to a Monday, and very rarely do we ever
talk about anything other than football on a Sunday into
a Monday. However, this is an exception to the rule.
There's such a juicy story I cannot avoid it. In
Major League baseball. The regular season came to an end
in baseball, and it ended with an awesome dud. Just
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an amazing collapse in baseball. Congratulations to the Metropolitans and
just a wonderful job. Good job boys, way to go
if you've missed it. The Mets needed the Reds to lose,
and then they had to win to f things up
in the baseball playoff race.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Because it was the last day of the year. The
Reds had a one game lead.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So what happened. The Reds lost their game everyone was
playing at the same time. The Reds lost their game,
So the Mets all they had to do was beat
the Marlins, the lowly, pathetic Marlins who haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
To win in years. And what do the Mets do?
They do? Bupkis.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
They went out there and got shut out and Francisco
Lindor ended up hitting to a double play. Good afternoon,
good evening, good night, turn in your uniforms. Your season
is over.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Over.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So Cincinnati will play the Dodgers. Advice to the Reds
get into that Dodger bullpen. Keep the game closed in
the late innings. You'll have a good chance to win
the game. But the Reds and Dodgers will play New York.
Now their next opponent can kun suntan lotion. That's the
next opponent for the Mets. Chances are they'll probably drown
in suntann lotion somewhere on a tropical resort down in
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the Bahamas. Now the question here, can you explain? Can
you explain the twenty twenty five New York Mets failing
to make the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Playoffs?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Can you explain the twenty twenty five Mets failing to
make the playoffs? So This is perfection, This is dotting
the eye. Now, I don't enjoy this as much as
I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
The cheating AES one.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Thousand and two, one thousand holes not making the playoffs ahha, losers.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But I did enjoy the Mets not getting it done.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And you've got owner of Steve Cone who is playing
monopoly with real cash, just burning money, just burning money.
One Soto seven hundred sixty five million dollar outfielder, Juan Soto,
who was supposed to be the Messiah, the great Savior,
and flushing and another season you can flush down the
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toilet there for the Mets. Now, Didjan Soto care? And
we know what he said afterwards? You think he actually cared,
Jan Soda.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I didn't get that vibe.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I never get the vibe from Juan Soto that he's
really that upset by anything the team does. He does
get upset when he doesn't get his stats. He's annoyed
by that, But in terms of wins and losses for
the team, I don't get that sense Soto is. He
just doesn't give that vibe like he cares about anything
in terms of winning and losing. Here Sodo is just happy.
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Because if you click on his baseball reference page later
on on Monday, it'll look really shiny, really sexy, some
good numbers, the standing standing schmandings.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Who cares about the standings there, and he's really into yoga.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Juan Soto, he led the Mets downward dog, downward dog.
There went from best record in baseball a couple months
into the season to playing like those hungry puppies chasing
after scraps. That's the Mets. Forty five wins by June.
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For the New York Metropolitans forty five wins by June.
And then they turned into the bad news bears of
baseball with better uniforms. Three hundred and forty million dollars
circus act, the Mets the highest payroll in baseball, and
they couldn't outlast the Cincinnati Reds. For crying out loud,
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how crazy is that? How wild is that? The Reds
are in the playoffs and the Mets, the big bad,
big Apple Mets, are not in the playoffs, And well,
all of this is going down, All of this is
going down. You've got one Soto. He's got that kind
of hey, I'm good, bro grin. You know, he's got
that look I'm good, bro, Bro, I'm good. Hey, and let'sten.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I got my numbers.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You know, it's like he's he's like the dude in
the gym. You go to the gym who flexes in
the mirror while the rest of the team is puking
in the corner. And he's kind of looking himselves, got
a little chain eyes, kind of flexing a little bit.
Look at looking How good I look? Because he got stats?
He did, he got off to the ironic things. The
Mets won forty five games by June, and Soto was
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not playing particularly great the first couple months of the year.
He started putting up numbers and the team actually got worse.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Explain that one to me. It happened.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It absolutely happened, and he got his numbers. He got
a little Instagram highlights. You know, the low information fan,
the dumb fan gets all horny for the stats. You know,
the TikTok crowd. They're all excited about that. And he'll
sleep fine. I don't even not worried about it. You
think his SODA's really worried about it. He's not worried
about dad. He's gonna sleep like Scrooge McDuck in a
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big pit of money. All you lose is to care
about teams making the playofs what's wrong when you and
all those Mets fans sitting on that seven train, right
and they're all bummed out another season ending without the
playoffs there and wondering what the hell happened? And SODA's
not worried about that. You've got Soto whose contract is
bigger than the GDP of several countries. Right, it's just
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insane in the return on investment, the ROI for Juan
Soto in terms of October.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Don't worry about any kind of October performance. He's not there.
It's pathetic.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
And the Mets fans who are the real Met fan,
not the fake Met fan, the real Met fan who's
bleeding out on the operating table because their team sucks again,
it doesn't make the block. And then you've got your
star player there who's posing for selfies in the hospital
gift shop. It's such a juxtaposition between Juan Soto and
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the rest of the team. So you've got Stephen Cohen,
the owner of the Mets, and we all remember he
promised for leon sonor promised for Lemon.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He said five years we're gonna win.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
The World Series. Well this is I believe you're five.
They don't even make the playoffs. Instead of flet man yaw,
you get a nice plate of spam.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's it. Enjoy the spam and expect some pink slips.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Someone's losing their job, whether it's the pitching coach, the
hitting coach, the manager, or all of the above. There
will be some changes there coming to the New York Metropolitans.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
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If you like ties, you're all horny right now because
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a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Also had a big injury in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Molite Neighbors Snap Crackle Pop the wide receiver as ACL
shredded like pulled pork, and so he'll be out injured.
In the second quarter of a game, the Giants would
upset the Cowboys, proving yet again that Justin Herbert's a fraud.
As the cow the Chargers lose to a rookie quarterback
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and Justin Herbert. The only way the Chargers lose that
game is by turning the ball over, which Justin Herbert
did twice, giving the Giants the ball inside the five
yard line of the Chargers. What an effing bumb right,
The guy's a bum right, seriously, what a bunch of
dorks like Coop was fired up?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You watch the game, you enjoyed by the way the
Giants often.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'll talk about it later, But the Giants, I believe,
if my math is right, their offense only scored eleven
points without the help of the Charger.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It just figures that Justin Herbert and the Chargers would
screw me. Yes, actually, when they were taking the field,
they say, let's screw Coople. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
I hate the I hate the Chargers, but I still
picked them in my survivor pool.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well that's over now, you don't Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, exactly there's one hundred and thirty something dollars down
the track, and it's like, oh, and I never would
pick the Chargers in one of these things. But I'm like,
rookie quarterback has first start ever in the NFL, justin Herbert,
He's playing on an MVP level.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What a joke, What a fraud. The whole team, the
whole operation there with the Chargers. What an absolute joke
that is. So that's one of the storylines we will
we'll discuss here.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Bill's Monsters all fired up, Derek, this is a authentic
Bill's Mafia guy. This is real, Like he oozes out
Bill's Mafia stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
He says. The Buffalo Bills are now the only undefeated
team in the AFC.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Scientists are studying this rare phenomena, but early reports confirmed
tables everywhere are in grave danger, says Derek.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Part of Bill's mafia.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Fired up super Marcus Steves says, the argument for Micah
Parsons being a great defensive player, even if he doesn't
put up great stats, was that they would have to
double team him. And yeah, that's right, Steve, that's he's
a decoy and the rest of the defense would then
excel the Packers had one sack one sack in the
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game against the Dallas Cowboys. That's not good now, super
Marcus Steve says, after watching just under one fourth of
the season, is there any stranger outcome than the Lions
Packers game back in Week one? Since then, the Packers
have been falling a part and Detroit has been taking
every team out behind the woodshed and whooping. Dad ass,
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says Supermarket Steve, there's some sound of it right there.
Chipping the Q's writes in says a plus on the
mount of monologue. Normally I'd laugh at Jerry Jones' comments
about how he was pleased with his team achieving a tie.
But I'm a Titans fan and at this point I'd
be celebrating my arse off if Tennessee had gotten a
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tie instead of being crushed by Houston. He has some
great sound though, from cam Ward, who famously said before
the year that the Titans had top five receivers in
the NFL, and now in week four he's pointing out
their tushy. That the entire team is tushery, a fact.
Daddy writes and says, great monologue about the pathetic back
and forth, boring game between the Cowgirls and the Green
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Bay Packers. He gave a nice nickname too. I guess
Jerry Jones won't be going to the glory Hole tonight.
Well seems fine, he seems all right. Femi rights in
the number one uber. Each driver in Minnesota says so,
Ben is Juan Soto the Micah Parsons of baseball, overpaid
and underwhelming. Not a bad comp Not a bad comp
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on that, King Rory writes, since says, I cannot agree
with you more about my pathetic Packers. Matt Lafleur is
not the guy, and there is a reason he wasn't offended.
He says offend. I think he meant offered a contract extension.
Come January, hell or high water, the Green Bay Packers
will have a new coaching staff.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's not normally how they operate. That's not normally how
they operate.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Shane in des Moines writes and says, Ben, are there
any concerns with the Dodgers versus the Reds or are
you assuming the Phillies will end your postseason? I haven't
spent too much time thinking about it. I do like
the fact that you've got the Dodgers and the Yankees,
who neither one of them got a buy. The top
two teams in the National League the Baseball playoffs started
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a couple of days. You got the Brewers in the
Philly the top two in the National League. The Toronto
Blue Jays and Seattle Mariners are the top two in
the American League, so they get to buy.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
They advance to the.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Divisional round and the wild card round. You've got the
Dodgers and the Reds, Cubs and Padres, and then in
the American League you got Cleveland, Detroit Yankees and the
Red Sox. Those are the matchups, so you're guaranteed that
either the Yankees or Red Sox will be knocked out
by the time we get to the next round. So
if you're Toronto, you don't have to worry about beating
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both the Red Sox and the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You only have to beat one of them. And the
National League it's a little more wide open. It's go
to the phones, and.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Who do we have your eeny meeny miny mole. Let's
say hello to uh let's call it a Dante. I
was gonna go to Mark and Queens, but.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He hung up. Dante, what's going on? Dante? And Vegas.
What you got?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Man?
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Hey man, I wanted to how you doing?
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
If I was any better, Okay, I would be a Met,
but not a New York Met because they're not making
the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Those losers, ah.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
My oppression. I'm a Braves fan, and I think they
did worse than the Braves even though we lost.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, well, the Braves crumbled because of injuries and stuff.
The Mets just underachieved.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
We're a famous snap and crack and pop brothers. Anyhow,
I came to bug you guys about.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
I'm a football fan player, high school football player, that
eighty that Lyant that excuse me, that Rams game and
Lion excuse me Colts game.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Yeah, was just ridonculous. How can you not secure if
you're trying to so often? The celebration in the end zone.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
You're talking about Donnie Mitchell, Donn Mitchell who fumbled? I
was I've never seen this in person the first time
I was at the game. I've never seen this in
person before, first time ever seen. I've seen it on
TV a bunch, but I witnessed it and I still
can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
And I don't like that rule. I think that rule
is ridiculous that you kid thought I was playing Madden,
like you give the ball the other team.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
But like that's that's a dumb rule. They were going
to change it a couple of years ago. They didn't
change it. But on that one, the guy slices his
way to two ram defensive players and then he right
gets right to the goal.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I fumbles it. He flexes it out of his hands
through the end zone. So stupid, so dull.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Man in a moment or like an NFL two K
five from p S two.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, I know it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
We can check that box like that's now happened. It
will probably happen again. It happens every every couple of
you know, every every year, one.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Or two a year. So we can check that box now, Dante. Yeah,
all right, all right, buddy, I wouldn't.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
Want to say thank you. Guys visit us in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What about me? I visited you in Vega?
Speaker 10 (33:51):
I mean, I know you visited.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
It's gonna be much better next year.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, what's going to be better next year? What do
we have next year? You have big plans here, guy,
What are we doing next year?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
What are we doing next year? Are we gonna do
a theme.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
No, we don't need we could.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
We could do like a talent show, a.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Real talent show.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Are you saying that the people that did karaoke did
not have talent because the big balls Bob would disagree,
says a lot of time, there were some other talented people.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
They're performing as well. So now I'm opening. We have
the stage right there.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
If we go back to the same venue, we have
the stage ready to go, so we could do it absolutely.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
Hey, I'm ready to hit it out the park and
come to first place.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Baby, all right, Dante, we'll see what happens. Thank you,
man the great Dante and Vegas there part of that
amazing mallord meet and greet a game changing event, clearly.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Honestly though, I was very impressed by the talent we
did have at that meet and Greek cool.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
No matter how belligerently drunk they were, they still did
a Really.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You need liquid courage to get up there on stage.
You need liquid courage there. So it was it. We
don't record that. It was a hair brain plan. We'll
get to that.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
We also have the play of the day. Here is
the who am I game? This is where we pretend
to be somebody else, so Giants. Jackson Dart becoming the
first NFL rookie quarterback to defeat a team that is
three and zero or better in his first career starts.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Since me again, Jackson Dart. It didn't let me play
all that well, but he gets credited with the win.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Jackson Dart the first NFL rookie quarterback to defeat a
team that is a three and our better his first
career starts.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Since me, Who am I the answer? We'll get to it.
We will do it next.
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the play of the day. Time for the play of
the day and wild ending.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
The Rams were losing in the fourth court, looked like
Indy was gonna get a road win and upset the Rams,
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Now the fun fact on that that particular play.
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Mal fun fact.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Now, Larraider, and you know how many defensive players on
the field in the NFL? What do you think how
many average defense?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I think there's four on the field per team, so
you believe there's eight, So it's like four on four O.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yes, interesting, all right, Well, the NFL they for some
reason they play with eleven. It was very odd they
have eleven defensive players.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Very bizarre.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
And it turns out that the Colts on that play
decided they wanted to be shorthanded. They only had ten
players on the field when two to two at Well
scored that touchdown, who goofed? I've got to know that
and I didn't play in the end. If I know
Ryan Clark does not want me to comments, but I
would think you want to have eleven. I would believe
you want to have eleven players out there, but they
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and Shirley from Alf the Alien Opiner.
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Packers lost from King Rory.
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That's his answer.
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I gotta go with mister plow Ben, mister plow.
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No.
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Is Phil Simms phil Simms, nineteen seventy nine.
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