Hour 4 - Stand By Your Porta Potty

Ben Maller talks about Bengals coach Zac Taylor saying he has "unwavering" support for Jake Browning, Colts QB Anthony Richardson saying he would be "open to joining" a premier play-caller like Rams coach Sean McVay as a developmental player, Fact or Fiction, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, Shaka laka. It's our number four. Happy Thursday to you.
It's the second day of October and here we go
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Benny Vspenny. They have a handicapping been on TV and
radio for years. It's on YouTube now, Benny Vspenny. Check
that out on YouTube myself and Tom Looney and we
break down that Ram forty nine er game later on today.
There'll be another post on that YouTube channel with all
the big games of Week five in the NFL. But
here in our number four, Bengals coach Zach Taylor says

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he's got unwavering support for backup quarterback Jake Browning. How
do you read this? One? Colts quarterback is the backup
and any Anthony Richardson said he would be open to
said to be open to joining a premier play caller
Grams coach Sean McVay as a developmental player. Your thoughts
on that and what did you make of Kyler Murray

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joking around about his shaky future with the Arizona Cardinals.
We'll go there as well. All of it's coming your
way right now. Have a wonderful Thursday. Here it is
our number four. Well you've heard of stand by your man?
How about stand by your porta potty welco In the

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expresspros dot com. So we got some big baseball action today.
It's a good baseball day, talking Bay's ball, and it
starts at three o'clock Eastern. They shifted the start of
the games because the Dodgers won last night, so there's

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only three games, not four games today. But you got
Jack Flaherty for the Tigers on the mound again. Slade.
I don't even know how to pronounce this guy's last name.
For the Guardians. Good luck on that. That's the early game,
you got you Darvish versus Jamison tie On of the Cubs.
In the middle game at five o'clock Eastern, A's four

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o'clock Chicago time and two o'clock in the West. And
then the main event, which I'm sure every morning talkshow
hosts in Boston will complain about, because these guys love
to complain. Oh, the games are too late. Okay, never
too late for us, Connolly Early. That sounds like a
fake name. Doesn't that sound like a fake name? Connolly
Early should be golfing on the PGA tour. Connolly Early

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starts for the Red Sox against Cam Schlittler. To make
sure I say that slowly, and that's the matchup in
that game. Good luck, good luck. So anyway, we'll talk
some football though this hour. We'll get the party started
right now, and we start out in Cincinnati. Remember the
rule of the show Bad Football makes Good Talk Radio.

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The Ben Goals Ben Gals, who have decided they do
not want to play competitive football recently. They are staying
committed to Jake Browning. Yeah, yeah, for now. And if
you haven't, if you have not heard, maybe not. Bengals
coach Zach Taylor threw his support behind Jake Browning. It

(04:50):
sounds like this is fake, but I'm told it's not.
Let's go to the audio tip. Here's the Bengals coach
waxing poetic about Jake Browning. Take a listen.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've got a ton of confidence in Jake wavering in
that I've seen a message. I know that we can
we can do a great job supporting him to the
where he can go winning games. For so, I feel
extremely confident Jake Browner.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, good luck on that. Taylor pushing back on the
rumors that the ben Gals are a destination for Russell
Wilson or dare I say, Kirk Cousins. Russell Wilson's more realistic.
He's old, he's washed up, he's not making a lot
of money. It's mostly incentive based. So that's the kind
of player that Bengals would normally go out and get.

(05:31):
Let us discuss the question, Bengals coach, as you just
started Zach Taylor saying he's got unwavering it's a big word.
It's a big word, unwavering support for Jake Browning. How
do you read this one? So I've got Tonic water,
vision board and Sigmund Freud, and we will combine all

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of these things together. We're gonna go to the deli
counter and I'm gonna get a pound of fin cut
gabba gool. We're gonna get the gabba gool. So to
lead off here the the way I will answer this.
The word I came up with, I think this is
the proper word is boiler play Like that is a
stalk answer by Zach Taylor, the coach in Cincinnati using

(06:11):
the Mallar Rosetta stone. Unwavering confidence in Jake Browning translates
in the Mallories the malories. Using the Rosetta stone, the
coach is saying that Jake Browning stinks. He smells like rotting.
You know what? But what do you want me to say?
I can't come out and say, well, yeah, the guy's

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a hack. But unfortunately the backup is Brett Rippon, who
is a CPA L quarterback. Now do you know what
a CPA L quarterback? As you don't, okay, I'll tell you.
A CPA L quarterback is a can't play a lick quarterback.
That's Brett Rippon. The guy has sucked everywhere's I don't
understand how he keeps getting jobs. It's wild, but it's

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classic con artist coached off the Snake oil salesman. If
you will, you know, holding up a bottle of the
Jake Browning tonic water. Look, I got the tonic water.
It's got Jake Browning's face on it. Well, I don't
want that, but it cures baldness. If you've got gout,
I don't cure that. You know the common cold, it'll

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cure it. Meanwhile, you're puking on the vomit comet on
a weekly basis. But listen, the numbers do not like it.
Is rather shocking how incompetent a coach like Zach Taylor
is without Joe Burt. No, let me preface this by
pointing out that any coach from Bill Belichick when he

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was coaching in the NFL down to a guy like
Zach Taylor is obviously a better coach when they have
their star player. However, you have to be at least
somewhat competitive when your star player is out. That is
the point of demarcation. I bring this up because Zach
Taylor has crossed the rubicon. If you look at the

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numbers here with Joe Burrow, the Bengals have had a
six to twenty nine winning percentage when Joe Burrow has played.
When Zach Taylor as the coach, they're forty four and
twenty six. When Joe Burrow has been out, He's missed
thirty three games the Bengals. And I'm not making this up.
This sounds what I'm about to say. It sounds like

(08:20):
I'm about to make it up. You want to take
a guess how many wins the Bengals have. They're forty
four and twenty six with Joe Burrow. How many wins
do they have without him? In thirty three games? The
answer four. They have only won four out of thirty three.
That works out to a four to twenty eight and
one record. That is a one twenty six winning percentage

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without Joe Burrow. That is not a coach. That is
a drifter, is what that is. He's running a three
card Monty thing outside Paul Brown State and the offense
average about fifteen points a game without Joe Burrow. Zach Taylor,
and this goes back for years Zach Taylor is sinking
in to quicksand of course the good job is he
works for the Bengals and they're cheap and they don't

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want to pay him, not the coach, and instead of
calling out for help, Zach Taylor, he's trying to sell
you on some quicksand insurance. It's like, don't worry, folks,
I've seen the best of Jake Browning. Yes I have,
which is code for Zach Taylor, and the Bengals are
stuck between the devil and the deep bluesy Browning blows

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ripping is obscene. In fact, that quarterback room that quot
I believe Cincinnati is in the Bible Belt. That quarterback
room should be banned in the Bible Belt. You cannot
show that kind of quarterbacking to children. It's offensive, all right. Furthermore,
to Indianapolis, we go their mediocre football team other they

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didn't win their first three games, got beaten by the
Rams last week. Story bouncing around. I saw this the
other day and I thought, well, this is interesting. Colts
quarterback Anthony Richardson, according to a report in the e
co Chamber, would would be open to joining a premiere
play caller like Rams coach Sean McVay as a developmental

(10:09):
player so he can reset in twenty twenty six. The
question is your thoughts, your thoughts on Anthony Richardson and
the story that he would be interested in playing for
the Rams next year as a developmental quarterback. So my
first thought is, this is a plant. It is a plant.
This is the classic line where you're trying to speak
something into existence and his people are out there leaking

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to the media trying to will him into a good
franchise like the Rams talking about Anthony Richardson. Here it
is called the art of manifestation. Baby, That's what it is.
And next, I imagine the way this works. So you
throw this out in the media, useful idiot in the
media repeats it. You'll then be journaling in Malibu. You'll

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be lighting incense and you'll be writing McVeigh Loves Me
seven hundred times on a vision board and Anthony richardson
his camp treating this like TikTok, like some kind of
life coach seminar that alf the alien Opiner watched on TikTok.
If you believe it, you can achieve it. That's right.
If you believe it, you can achieve. Don't hold your breath.

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You can manifest yourself into Lulumn, not into the quarterback
room with the Rams. Last I checked, maybe this is
the Rams are not the salvation Army. They're not taking donations.
They're not here to rehab every busted, broken down, suck
bag quarterback prospect who can't read a defense. They're not

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into that. And if you need to manifest yourself onto
a team where I come from in the Old Country,
you're already cooked. Like this is depression theater is what
this is. And Richardson was overdrafted. He's overdrafting Jim Mersay,
the late Jim Mersey was on a bender or something
like that. Is we want that guy, Well, that guy
can't play Jim. I want that guy, but he can't

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play Jim. But I want him. Though he's physically gifted.
He's built like a Dunist. I know he's built like
a Dunist, but he plays like Mickey Mouse. But I
don't care. I want him. And before you got him
and the guy sucks. You know, he got beat out
by Daniel Jones. It's just wild. And but I mentioned
it's a plan, so it's like Richardson's the people around
Richardson are putting this campaign together, trying to attach his

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name to a team like the Rams. He's got no leverage,
no leverage. Not only did Daniel Jones beat you out,
he's actually look like he knows what he's doing with
the same players you played with. And you quit on
You're a quitter. You quit on the team, and you
deserve to be a metched Our last thing. So the
Arizona Cardiff another bad team. That's another bad football team,

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but good talk radio. So I bring this up because
it's interesting to know the Cardinals recently announced they've updated
their plans. They're building a new training facility. Now I
don't care about that. You don't care about that. The
person in the back of the room doesn't care about that.
But it's going to open in twenty twenty eight. The
reason I bring this up now, typically this would not
make the radio show because we do broadcasting, not narrow casting. However,

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this time it does, and I'll tell you why because
Kyler Murray was asked about the Cardinals' plans for their
new training facility that doesn't open until twenty twenty eight,
and he said, hopefully I'm here to see it. Quotes
quote hopefully I'm here to see it. He said, question,
what did you make of Kyler Murray alligator arms Murray

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and his joke about the future with the Cardinals. Here
we are in twenty twenty five, late into it's October,
so only a few more months the years over and
we'll be in twenty twenty six. And he's He's like, well,
hopefully I'll be here to see it, all right. So
my first thought is that it is not just a joke, Okay,
it is. It's that Sigmund Freud thing creeping out of

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the subconscious. There's a grain of truth in every joke.
Kyler knows damn well that his contract has an eject button.
There's a little button. If you look at the dashboard
there you can see it says eject. That's ej e
ect and it's a ject after twenty twenty seven. So

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the Cardinals essentially built an escape patch, and now Kyler's
hinting he might be the one to walk through it.
You think, uh, and this is not optimism. It's obviously
not optimism. This is a setup for a divorce. It's
like they just cut the ribbon on a new house,
and the husband says, says that, well, hopefully I'll be

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still be married when we move in. You know, maybe
I won't be. I don't know. I don't know by that.
But you tell me that's not a red flag. It's
obviously a red flag. Everyone chuckles, but you peel it
back and it's like it's a one liner, but it's
laced with insecurity. And Kyler has become in a small

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way because he's a little guy, the most polarizing quarterback
this side of Aaron Rogers in his Ayahuasca tent. He's
got the body language Kyler Murray I of a kid
told to clean his room and he eats vegetables. The
Cardinals are already eyeing the calendar twenty twenty seven. Then
get rid of him and just dump his ass. There's
a trapdoor that will open up, and he knows it,

(15:21):
he's aware of it, and there's really nothing that can
be done to prevent it. It is the Ben Mallor
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THEORY i would like to. SHARE i have a theory
THAT i will share with. You that'll be coming up
here in a little. Bit we'll get to the phones
though right. Now and let's say hello To Eenie, meenie miney.
Mo let's say a lit To mark on The North.
End what's going? On mark on The North? End welcome
here On Fox Sports, Radio.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Marks and, yeah the Real north ender. Here you, KNOW
i have to talk About Yankees Red sox for a.
SECOND i got a lot of friends being A yankees
fan growing up In. Boston you can imagine what that feels.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Like.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Correct, uh, yeah you're you're out, numbered ALTHOUGH i don't
know how old you, are because when you were younger
there might have BEEN i remember when there were More yankee.
Fans so the rest has never won. Anything so, yeah
this is.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
True but you, KNOW i get comments, like, oh It's,
October judge must be on. Vacation, well the last TIME i,
CHECKED i Believe judge's batting five hundred in the. Series and, uh,
OVERALL i think The yankees actually do have a bit
of batting average in this series in The Red. Sox
but where's Where's, rafaela where's the?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Bias where's they're all?

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Batting?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Darrow Darrow.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Darrow, Yeah, well the counter to that mark is you're
you're not Paying Aaron judge to hit, Singles you're paying
them to hit home. Runs, RIGHT i understand.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
THAT i understand that, then but you know, what the
guy can't do.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Everything it is a team, sport and just because.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
He's not hitting home run doesn't mean he's on.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Vacation, YEAH i JUST i just have a feeling The
yankees gonna screw this thing up. TODAY i don't. Know we'll.
See i'll be watching and he'll be watching. Too you
got it wrapped up?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Today?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah on To toronto on oh kaa here you. Go all,
right we'll see what. Happens to say, You, mark this is
on The North, end the Real North. End that's all
the Good italian restaurants. Are i'm sure there's always Good italian,
restaurants but every Time i've been In, boston that's WHERE
i like to hang. Out let's say hello to Uh
danny Da. VITA i mentioned. HIM i THINK i did

(19:41):
a hello, Today. Danny what's going? On danny The Great Danny?
DeVito here he.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Is, Demela, Hey, BEN i got a couple of things
for you. Here Number, one.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
Day, AGO i watched.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Two teams for eighty points and no. Winner that's the Prom.
Ben they gotta saw that problem in the. Offseason they're probably,
not but they should.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
That they're not gonna they're not gonna do. Anything you,
know they're not gonna do.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
It, yeah but they should have. Been you can't have
a team go out there on two teams do all
day and score played for four and a half hours
and score eighty points to have not a. Winner it's,
wrong and uh they're gonna fix, that but you're probably,
right they probably. Won't number, Two i'm fascinated with. This
there's a fight coming, up Uh Tank. DAVIS i know

(20:29):
all about, him and it's supposed to happen In, NOVEMBER i.
Think and this kid is one hundred and thirty five,
pounds he's about.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Five to four.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Now he can't. Fight he's, undefeated but he's facing a
guy who's two hundred. Pounds, so as you Know ben and,
boxing it's all about the weight class and they're really
strictul the weight and they're gonna allow this to. Happen
So i'm fascinated with. It you, Gay Jake, paul who's
a pretty good sized, guy and uh he passed the
pretty good punk So i'm as sure to see you

(20:57):
when he hits this, kid he's gonna do some daming. Eye.
Now the kid's, skilled he can't, fight SO i am
interested in. THAT i might have to take a flyer
On Jake.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Paul, well you, know do that, Carefully do that. Carefully
AND i Know Jake paul's very. LITIGIOUS i can say
anything if it's my. Opinion my Opinion Jake paul's lawyers
is there's some funny business going. On that's my. Opinion
When i've watched The Jake paul AND i watched a

(21:26):
few of. THEM i haven't watched all of this. Fight
When i've watched, them my opinion is there's some weird
stuff going, on if you know WHAT i.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Mean, YES i probably agree with. That and then BUT
i am fascinated by it that they're going to allow
somebody that's sixty pounds alter and they get into a
ring of the guy at two on them.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Five, well well doesn't that tell you though you watched
sports a long? Time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's
that's a dead. Giveaway that is a dead. Giveaway there's
some funny business going.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
On, yes, Yeah AND i got one.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
More. THANKFULLY i hate you guys talking about investing in.
Things the other, DAY i got something for you. THREE
i started doing this a couple of years ago and
vest in, silver silver, coins silver. Bond you can do
it forty five. Bucks, Okay i'll make a statement right.
NOW i don't know when this is gonna, happen but

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it's gonna. HAPPEN i think the economy's gonna explode. HERE
a lot of people are having some problems out. There
five hundred ounces of silver is going to be able
to buy you the average size. House, Okay i'm telling
you that right.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Now i'm making, well.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
We'll see about. That you've been giving financial, advice now.
Investment but you should never take investment advice from overnight
talk radio. Callers but you are giving, it AND i
do appreciate. That all, Right so, silver most people say.
Gold there's always those late NIGHT tv commercial bike yeah by.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Gold, yeah, yes old it's really gold's going up every
single day a hundred. Bucks so that tells, you right, There,
ben the smart money is going on the. Silver you,
know the gold and the, silver the precious. Metals so
that tells you somebody knows something about, this something's going.
On that's WHAT i. THINK i could be.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
WRONG i, know well who. KNOWS i, mean there's a
lot of there's a big money in predicting doom and.
Gloom so all, RIGHT i got uh the Great Danny
DeVito there checking. In SO i have a. Theory all,
RIGHT i want to run this by. You, uh let's. See,
Uh loraina And, Coop i'll bring you in. Here do
you let me start With? Coop? Coop do you know

(23:20):
WHO I Show speed? Is are you aware OF I Show? Speed?
Yes you? Do, Really, yes he's a famous. YouTuber but
are you a fan of? His you watch his his? Stuff? No,
okay that's What i'm.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
SAYING i, Mean i've seen clips on you, know other
social media.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Platforms But lorrain, here do you know are you aware
OF I Show? Speed do you know who that?

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Is?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah i've heard of, him but you've heard the. Name, yeah, yeah.
EXACTLY i don't know, anyone AND i Guess i'm, OLD
i guess. Whatever BUT i don't know anyone that actually
has watched anything other than a clip of what he's.
Done like he's supposedly a. STREAMER i THOUGHT i didn't
know who he, was and SO i was, like who's that?
GUY i asked a couple of my. Friends they didn't
know who he. Was they, LIKE i saw him ON
tv or. SOMETHING i saw him on the, internet BUT

(24:04):
i don't really.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Know he raised somebody somewhat, recently Like Tyreek hill or
some some some.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Athletes, yeah but he's not like his thing is, streaming,
right he just does like or. Whatever, Yeah SO i
bring this up Because Tom brady did some stick WITH
I Show, speed and like it was just it was
like a playful. Thing and it's, Like, uh the guy
not his real. NAME i don't think his parents named.

(24:29):
HIM i middle, Name, show last Name. Speed but the
guy was doing like a thing with With Tom. Brady
he's a competitive, streamer WHICH i didn't even know was a.
Thing good for him making a lot of, money, SUPPOSEDLY i,
guess and, allegedly and he Asked Tom, brady CAN i
be AN nfl? Pro and and Tom brady, said, yes.

(24:51):
Definitely i'll bet you Tom brady didn't know who this guy.
Was that's my. Bet you Think Tom brady knew who
this guy. WAS i bet you. Did had no idea
that agents got, together marketing people got. Together, well he
has children of that, age, Right, yeah it doesn't mean
he's well he's, divorced, RIGHT i don't know how much

(25:13):
he's with his. Kids number. One number, two he's a globe.
Treker he travels around the. World, right he's a renaissance.
Man he's a. Hedonist i'm pretty sure he's not WATCHING
I Show. Speed and he's probably not monitoring what his
kids are, doing although he is kind of on the
spectrum with some of that, stuff so who. Knows But
i'll bet you he did it Because brady's around my.

(25:34):
AGE i bet you had no, idea no. Idea they, Said, Hey,
brady we got some guy out, here some famous YouTube. Guys,
Okay i'll do it, Whatever and it's just being, polite you.
Know So, HEY i don't know. That that's my take on.
THAT i show. Speed let's go back to the. Phones
mike The leprechaun is next up. Here as the hits

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just keep. Coming, Hello mike The. Leprecaun you're boxing out.
Today but, yes you've overtaken the airwaves Of Fox Sports.
Radio we've hijacked the. Airwaves, Happy oh, no is this
phone gonna click the whole? Time it sounds like AND
i don't know that happy is the way the right,

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word but but thank you appreciate. That i'm bad member
of the tribe working. Here i'm gonna get in. Trouble
Although i've been getting messages from people who say you
shouldn't be, working but they're, listening SO i don't know
what their, problemise you, know just saying.

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Okay but The Red sox fans are not so.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Happy there was a terrible pop up and miscatches in
the open.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Field, anyway that's a.

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Economy if that clicking does Not if that clicking does not,
Stop i'm going to bang my head against the microphoneun
till it starts. BLEEDING i have a better. Cure what's your?
Cure what is YOUR i turned off the phone? Call
oh you got you got rid of the then the
let technically still? THERE i just okay here say Hi. Mike, okay,

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YEAH i know YOUR i know your name Is. Mike
you're on the. Air, yes this is?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
What? Okay what doesn't wake with one?

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Leg hop? Work? SORRY i gave it away the? Sorry
where does one?

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Leg that would have been, finally it would have been
a terrible. Joke yeah what? What what did? You what
are you? Saying AM i?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
AM i your only caller From?

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Ireland?

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Mike call are the?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
GOOD i DON'T i don't do like a ven diagram.
ON i mean you're one of the regular callers From.
Ireland i'll give you. That oh my, god what are we?
DOING i gotta? GO i thank. You that is just.

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Wonderful that is what a, call and it just gets
better and better and better unless it does it all, Right,
uh let's go, now let's go to the bus. Driver bus,
driver you're on the. Air, hello bus, driver, MAN i got.

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Beat into the.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
BUNCH i was about to, say happy Young.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Cabert but.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
This Is, roberto our. Friend roberto part of The Fox
Sports Radio Alumni. Associations have you paid up your?

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Dues, Roberto i'm celebrating My jewish. Honey they drinking my.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Beer you know IF i think you're more focused on
the beer than any anything else. Here, Now, ROBERTO i
missed your first.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
TIME i missed the first.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Hour did? You did you apologize to?

Speaker 5 (28:51):
You apologize and we'll get on the.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Air, Ben, well you could say THAT i did. Tackle
it's on the, Podcast roberto podcast every. Hour as you.
Know you can go back and here here the. Podcast
and you you send Me dodger propaganda during these games For,
berto you're sending me these these pro. Dadgery tell me.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
The daughters are going to go back to. Back it's. Guaranteed,
ben you don't?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Believe, yeah, yeah what DID i tell? You what is
The dodgers e RA a their bullpen e R a
s so far in the. Playoffs was what was the starting?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Pitching like, one, well that's?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Great did it? Okay? Okay and did the pictures go
all nine innings the starting? Pitchers, no never happened to
is like the run, man you played The. Reds that's
like A TRIPLE a team in The Pacific Coast. League
what are you?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Doing you're acting like The you're like the twenty Seven
yankees are out.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
There, man who's?

Speaker 6 (29:47):
In who's going to beat The dodgers? Team every every.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Team has The, phillies The Philadelphia, phillies The Phi, Phillies.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Oh my, god who have no who's the. Best who's the?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Best they just have to keep it. Close For, berto that's.
It just keep it close and the bullpen will. Implode
for The dodgers's.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Who's who's the bench guy they got on the, bend
The twins got rid Of.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Who's it has been great with The. Phillies so you're
trashing nobody was great with The. Phillies you, know you're.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Actually rokizaki and you close The Dodger Then roberts admitted
on the air that closed during the Pres it's, okay,
man he Most i'm.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
FINE i Hope i'm, wrong But i'm never. Wrong i'm never.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Wrong you told you told me that that Uh mookie
bets with steaming, money and, yes.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes always with The, clippers with,
you you're always worried about The i'm not really fast
by that. STORY i. DON'T i don't hate The, dodgers
But i'm not a fan, boy AND i call them
out of their bull. Crap and It's bullpen's. Embarrassing it's an.
Embarrassment they're bullpen at eight point eight e R a

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against The, reds who aren't even that good an offensive.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Team and they're gonna listen to The.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
PHILLIES i bet you one hundred dollars, man they're not
gonna lose to the.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Pity you're not gonna remember, this and you're, drunk you're
not gonna remember. This you know that.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Win the one, series they're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Back you say that every, year you say that every
year they're gonna win The World.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Series are you gonna give you The dodgers go back to?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Back what are you gonna give?

Speaker 6 (31:38):
You?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Ben you DO i have to give? You what are
you gonna give? Me when they're bullpen as an ear
of ten against The. Phillies they're gonna go back to the. Back, yeah, yeah,
okay all, RIGHT i love you. People come see, Us,
roberto come by and say, Hello oh my. Gosh ben
misses you so, Much roberto that you should come in
and do my shift On. Friday, WELL i know you

(32:02):
want to do.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
IT i will, listen and THEN i will listen from
a distance and be, like, WOW i really should be
more Like roberto because he's.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Amazing, HEY i love, you.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Guys the best show On. Ben but Calling calcher says
that the daughters are Gonna i'm not gonna win The little.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Three, well there Goes roberto's. Return, roberto you want to
rip anyone else at the? Network you want to take
a shot At Dan? Patrick what do you want to?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Do?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Rob all, right all, right all, right, guys thank. You
i'm sure he appreciates, that although he's In chicago so
he's not. Listening i'm. Sure all, right it is The
Ben Mahler. Show there you. Go always good to hear
from robertot late, night early morning phone call from our
Buddy roberto checking. In Al, right it is The Ben Mallor.

(32:48):
Show and, yeah he does text, ME i got a
bunch of the GUYS i used to work with here
that of course don't work here. Anymore they send me
propaganda during The dodger. Game we're going back and. Forth Uh,
now my my Guy artie who used to work at our.
Place alreaty's like he's he's more, realistic he's more really
he just curses every time they go to the. Bullpen

(33:08):
he sends me like THE f word or something like,
that and just like every single time and trash. Bullpen they,
suck you know that kind of. Stuff, anyway we will
press on straight. Ahead we are going to Have i'm
excited about this fact or. Fiction you want to be
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Speaker 3 (34:47):
Is it fact or? Fiction let's face some raw facts
on The Ben Mallory.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Show let's do. It here we. Go let's welcome into
our celebrity panel of judges from all over THE us and.
Beyond and we don't have the power couple this. Week
but let's start out with, dude do we have any meaning? Money,
well let's go TO J dot In. Utah is one
of my. Judges, HELLO J, Dott yo factor.

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Fishing my G roberto is on the LEVEL i just call.

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I'm.

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Miserable all, right shut? Up hold, ON i take. IT
jj In, renton the GREAT jj In, Renton, HELLO, jj,
welcome what's up?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Man you know me?

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Here bro had a great time At seattle years AGO
jj at The Malin meet and. Greet that was a
fun time AND jj one of the great characters there
and a cute little daughter as. Well back then it
was good good.

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TIME.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Jj hold on a. Sect, Daniel america's favorite crossing guard
And Fort, Wayne. Indiana Hello, Daniel good morning, Man good Morning.
Daniel how's.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Life i'm doing pretty.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Good i've not had any complaints with the kids over
here At schnyder nor.

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At the elementary school THAT i.

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Posted they just recently posted up some speeded ometers over
on rebroad here For wayne to keep the people from speeding.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Right keep the keep the crossing guard. Safe very. Nice hold, On.
Daniel we got Coach russell and everyone's favorite coach there
in The orlando. Area, Hello Coach, russell. Welcome has the
team Doing we're doing.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
Great we got about Week this week we played for
the district championship and homecoming Next friday, Night so we're doing.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
Great we're off to a great.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Part, awesome that's great. Homecoming that's a big. Night all
the old all your old players will be coming.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Back.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Coach that's. Cool. Awesome hold on set Coach Coach russell
there And jola In. Dallas all this guy's always, smiling
he's always. Happy, Jola, MAN i love this guy.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Here, hey how's it?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Go i'm all?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Right. Man IF i was any, better i'd Be Rob,
parker But i'm.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Not you, know, YEAH i know he's having a good
time over.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
There getting inducted into that getting that that's a big.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Time, hey, yes getting a press, box press box named After.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah that's a big deal for really For African americans
and you, know.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Broadcasting but, HEY i agree with.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
You Those dodgers and The south we called those squeeze.
Pennies it's some Squeeze tenny Squeeze.

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Penny DO i need to? DO i need to google.
THAT i don't KNOW i got you. SEE i Hope i'm,
wrong BUT i HAVE i see no. EVIDENCE i am hold,
On joel that we Have chris And. Boston, Hello, chris.
Welcome what's up? Then how's it? Going what's going? On how's?
Everything you're getting?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Up?

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Early?

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Here? Christ up on?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
That are anybody socks but on a Red?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Sox because you know.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
They lost last?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Night, yeah it's not over, today it'll be. Over it's
not over, yet you. Know let's see what. Happens hold, On,
chris all? Right these are the three. Stories so story
number one The, DYNASTY i got to figure out which
the story is not? True, well feature length movie detailing
The patriots dynasty of the early two thousands is in the.
Works the script is still being, developed but Actor Mark

(38:10):
wahlberg has already been linked to the role Of Bill.
Belichick Gary oldman is set to Portray Robert kraft in
the project that again is still in. Development and story
number Two Travis Kelsey Taylor swift getting The halloween treatment
to travel down to Now. Leans you see for yourself
a house dubbed The Skeleton house went full On swifty

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this year For, halloween with the skeleton recreations of the,
proposal as well as skeleton representing every era of The
Swift era's torp and story number Three fit for A.
Queen Cash dall were a Exclusive Philadelphi eagles corsett to
rep her. Boyfriend the fashion designer who creates who created a,

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corsette TOLD tmz this week that she went she would
love For cardi b and See era to reach out
to her so they can have their own corsets to
Rep Stefon diggs And Russell. Wilson, okay that's very. Exciting
those are the three. Stories one of them is not.
True they all have to be completely, true otherwise it's not.
True One tour, three let's start out With Jay dot

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is gonna get the. Beer one tour, three J Dot.

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Man more church.

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Mouse let's call it number, three number? Three all? RIGHT
jj my man In, Renton, WASHINGTON, jj.

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Oh, Man i'm rolling with number three number.

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Three he just copied OFF J. Dot don't lie to,
Me america's favorite crossing Guard daniel and Fort wayne.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Number, three don't damn Coach?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Russell all, right that's, right Coach russell got the bye
week this week coach One tour three, coach thank, You.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Daniel i'm gonna go with number.

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Three, also everyone's cheating off the other. People jola In
dallas One tour, Three, jola hurry, On i'm going number,
three number, three Number Chris quick right, now it's a.
Fake we're out of the.

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