October 13, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about what you can take away from Tua Tagovailoa calling out Dolphins players for not showing up on time to meetings, Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs saying the Cowboys have no identity, Myles Garrett's no-show performance for the Browns, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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It's our number three, The Ben mather Show. Good to
have you along for the ride. Here on this Monday,
the thirteenth day of October. We stayed up all night
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wasted our time. But here in our number three, what
can you take away from two? A tongue of by
low after throwing three interceptions calling out Dolphins players for
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not showing up to players only meetings. Also agree or
disagree with cornerback Trevon Diggs that the Cowboys have no
identity on defense. And how bad does Miles Garrett look
with his no show performance for the Browns against the
division rival Pittsburgh Steelers. After all that trash talk from
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Miles Garrett, We'll go.
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that is where we go the news that they did
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not plan on talking about this game. When I looked
at the NFL card, I did not think this would
be worthy of much conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
But here we are.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So the Miami football team has played six games. They
have only won one of them. My computer like brain
tells me that is a one in five record, which
I am told is not good. That is after they
lost on Sunday in epic fashion to the Chargers. Quarterback
Tua Tongue of Bailoa had not one, not two, but
three interceptions. Now granted was at the end of the game,
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but still three interceptions on the statuet toa then question
the leadership vacuum or lack thereof in the Dolphin locker room.
If you did not see this, maybe not, maybe you
missed it. I think we have some audio here. I
believe we have the audio.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Good to go.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
All right, So here's a Tua revealing that some of
his teammates, let's just say they have not decided that
some team functions are all that important.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I think it starts with the leadership in helping articulate
that for the guys, and then what we're expecting out
of the guys, right, we're expecting this.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Are we getting that?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Are we not getting that? We have guys showing up
to player only meetings late, guys not showing up to
player only meeting Like, there's a lot that goes into that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do we have to make this mandatory?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Do we not have to make this mandatory? So it's
it's a lot of it's a lot of things of
that nature that we got to get cleaned up. And
it starts with the little things like that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, the little thing.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So let us discuss the question what can we take
away from Tua tongue of I Looa after a three
interception game calling out his Dolphin teammates for not showing
up on time to player only meetings. So I've got Pilates,
Madrid and Headless Horseman, and we will combine all of
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these things together and we are gonna make the Gabba Gul.
We're gonna make the Gabba Gul is what we're gonna make,
all right, So first of all, you know what this
really tells me? The first thing when I saw this,
and as the Dolphin game was in my rotation in
the second half there and I thought, well, there's the Chargers.
I have a shot here a blowing this. They have
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a legitimate shot of losing to a very mediocre Miami
Dolphin team. But in the end, the Dolphins self destructed
and so that was it. But my initial thought, well,
this tells me. What TUIs quote tells me is not
just that the the Miami Dolphins have a leadership problem.
It tells you that the entire locker room flat out
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does not respect to a tongue of iyiloa. And it's
fascinating that this came from Tua. It just it boom
goes to dynamite. Now, what is my evidence on this?
If the Miami players really thought that Tua was a
legitimate leader of men, if he commanded the room a
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leader of other individuals, then they would not be rolling
in late to players only meeting. Now, the players only
meeting thing is stupid, and most of the players are
like me, they realize it's a complete waste of time.
You don't have to have a formal player's only meeting.
The players are around each other all hours of the day.
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They're on planes, trains, and automobiles together because they have
to go to games. So There's plenty of time to
have players only meetings. You don't have to schedule a
special after practice or before practice.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You don't need to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That aside, though, if you truly felt that Tua was
the forever franchise quarterback and you wanted to play for
the Dolphins, and who doesn't, great weather, beautiful place to live,
You live in Paradise, you get to play for the Dolphins.
What's not to like? You wouldn't be skipping these things.
If you felt that way, right, you'd be there ten
minutes early. You'd have tape on your wrist ready for practice.
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You'd be locked in, you'd have a notepad, you'd have
your phone ready to go to record the meeting. Instead,
based on the piecemeal reports out of Miami, it sounds
like the players are treating these meetings with Tua leading
the way like pilates.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's optional pilates.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Maybe I'll go Tuesday, maybe Wednesday, I'll do the pilates.
That's not leadership. That's indifference. That's apathy, is what that is.
And in the NFL, that is a day dead give it.
And the other part of too is the one spilling
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his guts on this that he's sow up tos.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He goes up to.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
The to the the the podium there the dais and
is essentially using the media to blast his teammates because
he's not a good leader. So he's like, I'm gonna
publicly embarrass and I said, hey, guys, can we please
take this seriously?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Now, that doesn't seem like great leadership.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That sounds like the hall monitor that no one listens to.
All Right, we know that the cliche of the hall
monitor that no one takes seriously. This is not about
screaming and chest pounding. Two is never going to be
that guy. Two is never going to be the guy
that is pounding his chest and screaming and all that stuff.
But it's more about presence. It's more about presence. And
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Tool walks into a room and half the guys are
scrolling Instagram and the other half wished they were scrolling Instagram,
and oh it just it was it wasn't just frustration,
like it wasn't just frustration to it going out and
spilling his guts there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What it did here?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And this is another another tell that he doesn't control
the locker room and that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's the bigger issue here.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You're talking about a guy that Dolphins gave a two
hundred and twelve million dollars contract to and you eat
that kind of money. That's a lot of dough. You're
not supposed to just be the quarterback, you know, you
got to be the alpha. Got to be the alpha,
and they got they got a beta instead of an
alpha there. And if players don't respect him, then that
number on the contract normally get paid a lot of money.
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People respect you because you get paid a lot of money.
They don't respect him, or they'd show up on time.
And it's a double whammy for the Dolphins because they
hired a here's a data term, a metro sexual coach
and Mike McDaniel, all right, so you got him as
the coach who I'm pretty sure, like what the quarterback
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doesn't gain any real level of respect from the locker room,
so he doesn't have any gravitas.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
The gravitas he's.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Locking in that the coach would then have to manufacture it,
because the problem with that is you're supposed to set
the toe, you're supposed to be the hammer. And I
know Mike McDaniel tried to push back on some of
this stuff and in the postgame, however, McDaniels does not
want to be the hammer. He wants to be the DJ,
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and he'd like to be like the team DJ for
the Dolphins at the next team mixer, and he can
have a podcast about kombucha T and he can invite
some of the guys on with him and they can
break down kombucha T and the health benefits of it
all that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's just a bad mix.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You got a soft coach, you got a quarterback that
doesn't command the room, and that's where the Dolphins find them.
So these guys in the locker room have already made
their decision on Tua, and so will anyone lose their job.
But we say that, we said that a couple of times.
Now we're getting kind of the point of the season
where it's like it is it salvageable? Is it even
worth our trouble to fire the coach? And you don't
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skip team meetings generally speaking with someone that you have
a great amount of honor with that you think means
something right too, doesn't own the locker room. He's just
kind of written he's renting, you know, not something that's
a long term lease.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Or anything like that. And so the lease is gonna
run out soon when they change coaches. And so there
you go. That's where. Now.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Secondly, the Charlotte we go where the beleaguered Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
How about them Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
The Cowboys defense gave up four one hundred and ten
yards of offense and thirty points to the lowly Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Ha ha, yes, remember.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
All those stories after the Cowboys be the Jets. Dallas
is back, baby. They had a tie against Green Bay
and they bounced right back and they won.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh my god, the Cowboys are back.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They're two three and one now, and we have some
infighting in Dallas, which is always good talk radio. So
defensive back Trevon Diggs de fence back Travon Diggs went
on the war path. He went on the warpath here
about how bad the Cowboys defense has been and I said, quote, yeah,
it's very frustrating, he told reporters digs after the game.
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It's all these points given up, he said. The receivers
are running wide open for the other team, wide open
down the field. Too many busted coverages. Isn't that a
sports plot? Busted coverages? It's a lot Trevon Diggs said,
I feel like we're all over the place and we
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really don't have no identity close quote. So we're not
gonna do identity. We're not doing identity politics. We're doing
identity football. So the question is agree or disagree with
defensive back Trevon Diggs that the Cowboys have no identity,
that they have no identity. That was his words. I'm
just parroting his words. Trevon Diggs are the Cowboys as
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we have no identity?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So Diggs is right. I'm gonna say it's that right,
like Dallas does have an identity. Okay, it's a terrible one.
It's an embarrassing one. Wide open receivers to the right.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And the left.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You've got, as Diggs mentioned, broken coverages over the middle.
You've got the tackling thing for the Cowboys. You can
tell a good defense by a bad defense because you
got gang tackling, but you also have players that are
wrapping up and yeah, there's gang tackling. But the teams
that are bad defensively, it's like a pinball gallery where
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you bounce around. That's the Cowboys tissue paper tackling and
Carolina smashed him the running game and Caroline's I guess
found the greatest running back in the world who used
to be on the Dallas Cowboys. Now and they ran
wild in this game yet again. And despite having all
the offensive juice. They had a lot of juice there
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the Cowboys, the Carolina say, you look at their offense.
It was like a wet salteam Cracker, that's how much
juice they had. And yet they were able to put
up thirty points in a bunch of yards and all
that stuff. And the Cowboys defense, you know what the
Cowboys defense is. The Cowboys defense is the guy at
the bar who won't stop talking about America's team, ah
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Markers team all the team is face planting into nachos.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Now here is a shot of the head coach or
the Dallas Cowboys. Now what's his spin on the pathetic
Dallas Cowboys defense.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
That's a great coach. I that's a great coach. He's
been around everybody's ever Been's that good defense? Really, you know,
and it's not just Matt by himself. You know, Matt's trying.
You know, the players are trying. This is not a
lack of effort.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
This is not that.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So it's not a lack of effort. The Cowboys just suck.
So the coach is good. Just for the record, the
coach is good. The players are trying. They just blow okay,
So what is that exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's okay? So it's not the coach and it's not
the players. So what else is there?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'm saying, is there anything else we can mix in here?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Is there something else we can mix into the equation
that we don't know about here?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Because I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know, he's standing by his defensive coreinator, Matt Eberflus,
the former Bears coach who's now the defensive coordinator there
in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But the identity is that you are what your record
says you are.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The Cowboys defensively are in the dregs of NFL society.
They're not in polite society. They're at the bottom. They
don't tackle, they don't communicate on defense, they don't play
discipline football. We are now thirty five percent into the
NFL season. This is not just a couple of games.
We're thirty five percent in and you are where you're at,
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and that's where your record says what you are and
you're not going to change that much.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
And they are a as a team. They're in the
middle of.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
The pack, and that's where they are, the middle of
the pack. Over marketed, a lot of marketing there, soft team.
They got the star on the helmet, so they got
the razzle dazzle when it comes to that, and zero substance,
zero a substance.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Underneath all of that at this point, and again the tackling,
forget about it. Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
With the tackling there, every run, just about every when
I don't watch every second of the cop is when
I'm watching you see that run to the edge there,
it's a parade of mistackles. It's the Keystone cops trying
to tackle there and watching them on defense often it
is like going to Madrid and going to a bad
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Matador event in Madrid and you wave the red cape
as the matador ola O Leo leo, just like that
right by you, olay O Leo leol. Linebackers over pursuing
always fun. I don't want to get too hard old
football guy on you, because nobody wants that. Safeties taking
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the banana boat angles, not the direct line kind of
going around there, defensive backs playing patty cake, which is fun.
Patty Cake's a fun game. Normally you're not supposed to
play patty cake while you're a defensive back. In the NFL,
there's no integrity gap integrity which coaches like to talk about.
There all that every deep ball looks like it has
a chance of being caught by the opposing wide receiver,
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whether the quarterback overthrows the receiver, underthrows the receiver, the receiver's.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Open, whether you can get the ball.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And so the Cowboys are a pumpkin that's getting carved up.
They are a jack o' lantern getting carved up here
in the Halloween season. But they have a good coach
and the good players, good coach, good players, bad football.
Good coach, bad players, not bad players, good coach, good players,
bad football. All right, final thought to Pittsburgh, we go Pittsburgh,
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PA and Aaron Rogers. He had two hundred and thirty
five yards passing and a pair of touchdowns. And the Steelers,
who don't look like a good team, don't feel like
a good team. And yet again Mike Tomlin with the
voodoo bufgoaloo and the Pittsburgh Steelers are four and one.
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The Pittsburgh Steelers are four and one. You talk about
everything breaking the right way for Pittsburgh in that division.
You got Joe Burrow out injured for the season in Cincinnati.
Cleveland is a dumpster fire, and then you've got the
Baltimore Ravens that are like a great getting crushed.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And that is where we are. That is where we
are right now.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So I bring this up because the Steelers beat up
the Cleveland football team and the better story is in
the losing locker room. So we're gonna go there. The
question how bad? How bad does defensive star and former
Defensive Player of the Year in the NFL Miles Garrett
look with an absolute no show performance, no show performance
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for the Browns.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
So how bad does he look?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Remember Garrett famously Miles Garrett famously said this offseason, we
did several shows about this. Miles Garrett said, Aaron Rodgers
coming to the AFC North is a good opportunity. He said,
to put him in the graveyard. Close quote. That was
his line. That's not my line, that's his line. I
didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
He said that.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Miles Garrett said that I didn't say that that him
coming into the division, Aaron Rodgers a good opportunity to
put him in the graveyard. So that was the shtick.
How did that work out? All right, let's check here.
Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett was so bad? How bad was he?
He was so bad he couldn't even put a shovel
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in the dirt at the graveyard.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
In fact, our guy Hayes that works at that graveyard
in Minnesota, Hayes wouldn't even hire Miles Garrett wouldn't even
hire him.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There zero sacks, right, zero solo tackles. So no zero
solo tackles. You can't be out.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He's I know, Halloween's coming up here, and he's doing
some cosplays like the he said he was the Grim
Reaper in July, but he's really right now, the Headless
Horseman on game day. Uh, he was in this game.
And if you're gonna talk graveyards, I'm all for it.
I love it, man, I love it. There's the Headless
Horseman right there, and uh, and I'm all about it
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if you're gonna talk it. But you've got to bring
the tombstone and you got to bring the shovel. If
you're gonna put Aaron Rodgers in a graveyard, you gotta
do the work.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, he didn't do the work. He didn't. Instead, he
brought nothing but excuses.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He also had this very weird quote, and I don't
know if the editors put it in there or not,
but he's he talks about being butt asked naked.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Do you see this?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He said there were There weren't a lot of situations,
Miles Garrett of the Browns. He said, there weren't a
lot of situations where even if I was running butt
ass naked, I could have gotten there.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So let's frst the words. What does he mean by that?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Does he mean that if he was, again his words,
butt ass naked, that nobody would want to touch him
on the other team, so he would run free? Is
that what he means? What else could he possibly mean
by that? Rogers, he wasn't worried about Miles Garrett. He
was sitting there and he was very comfy. Aaron Rodgers
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might as well have been wearing pajamas, sipping imaginary tea
in the pocket, having a grand time. This was supposed
to be Miles Garrett. And you know, hey, I got paid,
but I'm still the man. You know, I'm surrounded by slop,
but I'm still the guy. And yeah, instead, watching that performance,
it was like he was humming bars from Nothing Beats
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a Jet two Holiday, just like that, the phase that
were in the Internet. But Cleveland listen, Cleveland Football Vintage
Vintage performance. The Factory of Sadness is still open for business.
No tears for Miles Garret. At Miles Garrett, he didn't
want to stay in Cleveland. They gave him the Godfather offer.
Remember he wanted to leave. He said, I don't want
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to be here. He demanded a trade. Then the Browns
met his asking price, and so he got the bag.
And when you get the bag, you signed up for it.
You got compensated for this trek. You said, I know
I'm at a carnival. I don't want to be at
a carnival. And the team said, okay, we'll pay you
extra to be at the carnival. And he said, okay,
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I'm there. And now he's the guy handing out the
cotton candy at the carnival. When the ride breaks down,
he said, oh, hand the cotton candy. It is the
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Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts worked blank the day.
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After the loss to the Giants last week.
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Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts worked blank the day after the
loss to the Giants last week.
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That is the Mallor riddle of the day. The answer,
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Speaker 1 (23:36):
Doing a lie. I'll do it. I'll write it out
back to it.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Settle in just a little bit, John.
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The circumcise a mosquito. That's what we're trying to do.
Oh that sounds complicated.
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Yeah, well, it depends kind of equipment. You have here
is the malor riddle of the day. Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts worked Blank the day after the loss to the
Giants last week.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That is the question, what's the answer. Who do we have?
Let's see?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He worked as a ring girl guest by late night
drug tester, worked the stadium toilet detail from Lady Sideburns,
I forty Ian says. Jalen Hurts worked the register at Arby's,
Danny G's favorite fast food restaurant. He got the meat
Danny does steak nuggets. Does do you actually hit it?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Arby occasionally? No one eats there that often, right, It's
one of those things. It's very odd.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Arby's is a place that generally does not have I've
never been to an There was an Army's in Iceland, Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
There was an Arby's. It's closed now. They took this.
It was a store card, a big hat. Yeah, go
to that was.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
My but I would go there and I never had
to wait in line. Uh, no one was ever there.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
I'll go when they have like a special like limited
time item, those those tend to be pretty good, but
like their normal menu, know, okay, I don't know, right,
but right now. They've got the steak nuggets.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I like their curly fries and their honey mustard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
They called the Big Montana back of the Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I remember that. Yes, the massive Every meat that they
had in the restaurant was on that side was pretty big. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Alf the Alien upon says Jalen Hurts worked on the
Magic Act.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's what you could do for your sandwich.
Speaker 11 (25:25):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You could put every meat on it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna craft a big ben.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm an artisan.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Okay, do you understand? I will have the greatest and
we are you gonna this same which is gonna be
It's gonna go national.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
This thing.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
People can be traveling to to Wisconsin to have the same.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's a holy sandwich. Skipped is it? But I've heard
from him in a while. Skipped is it?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
The Roastmaster General no longer in his profile, used to
be in his profile, says Barbara Billingsley, which means that's
probably a that's probably one of those set posts where
you have a what else? We have worked at his
favorite Delhi from King Rory the Deep Friar at McDonald's.
Jalen worked latrine duty from just Josh and Cincinnati. He
(26:12):
worked on his Ben Franklin costume for Halloween from Ekeon Roseville, Minnesota.
Gumby Day from Florida, says Jalen Hurts. Talk to the team.
That's what he did on a pole at the Ballet
from Ozzie Waz the grill at Gino's Steaks in Philadelphia,
remember j T the wingman there. When you go to Philly,
(26:32):
you got to go to the local places, not the
tourist places, deep the steak sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Eileen wants more information about the butt ass naked guy. Okay,
it was just a quote. He wasn't actually yeah, well
he like he was. But anyway, what else?
Speaker 9 (26:46):
You won?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The five?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Says Jalen Hurts. Wore a Mike Trout jersey for f's
sake and worked at the airport from Johnny Q last
one Lorrainea. Jalen Hurts worked the blank the day after
the loss of the Giants last week for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I think he worked at the Pumpkin Patch after Ben Okay,
is that correct?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
No, Jalen Hurts actually worked the cash register at the
World of Flight store.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't know what that is. But in Philadelphia there.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
After the Giants lost, or the Eagles lost to the Giants.
So he worked at the cashers raising Kanes. Does that
they'll bring in celebrities to work the cash I saw that. Yeah,
that's their stick.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Would you go if someone like your favorite player was
cooking up some chicken fingers?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Would you go?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I honestly kind of like to do that for a
day there, to work at a restaurant. Think it'd be
kind of fun.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
That would be fun, except you smell like grease after
like the smell of grease.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'd be fine with that, you know. So why not
let's go to the phones. Let's say hello to Let's
go to bird Tram, who's in Washington? Hello bird Tram?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Welcome, Hello sir. If I was any.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Better, I'd be a jay, but not a Tonald Blue
jay because they're down one nothing to the Seattle Americans.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
The question I had to ask was, I've been insomniac
and listened to you most nights.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Oh God, bless you, sir, Thank God for your insomnia.
Don't ever go to a doctor and get drugged to sleep.
We love that you have insomnia.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I can't sleep you ye, Well.
Speaker 10 (28:21):
The question I have to ask is how does momentum
not exist?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
It doesn't exist. It's irrelevant. There is no such thing
in sports as momentum. There is momentum in life. There's
things like a ball rolling down a hill. That's momentum.
There's no in sports. There is no such thing as momentum.
It is something that sportscasters use. I'll tell you Grantlan Rice.
I'm blaming Grantlan Rice, this dead sports writer from one
(28:46):
hundred years ago, who they were trying to start. It
sounds smart, so they threw it into sports stories. There's
no such thing as momentum. I'll tell you why. When
it doesn't work out. The team that's not supposed to win,
When the teams that's not supposed to win because they
don't have the momentum when they win, it's forgotten about.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's only brought up.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's only brought up when a team ends up winning
after they've won a couple of games. I have all
the momentum, right, it just doesn't work. There've been studies
on it. They've been science people have reviewed it. It's
it's just something the human brain has come up with.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
Okay, Well, the question I have isn't their years in
which that doesn't matter. And then minim actually carried a
team through.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Something no, a team one, but not because of momentum.
They won, they were the better team. I don't, it
doesn't exist.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's just I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I mean, you believe, you obviously feel differently, Bertram, you
believe in momentum.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Will tell you why and what I tell you? Okay,
because this weekend in the pugre Sound area, Yeah, was
probably the best sports weekend of all time. Does that
mean that?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:58):
Come on, look it up, like the Huckies, the Mariners,
the Seahawks and then the Mariners again.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do you think that the Mariners winning or the Seahawks
winning the Super Bowl was bigger?
Speaker 12 (30:09):
You know, I know, I'm saying in a weekend with
the entire ta, So you think there's some kind of
you think the you know, the Washington Huskies played well
because the Mariners played well, and then the no, no.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no no.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
What I'm trying to say is is that momentum doesn't
carry any one of those teams that had a really
great weekend. I'm just saying that a team like the
Mariners that had pitched like what the eight of their
pitchers and then traveled all the way across country.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, well, wouldn't you argue they would they didn't have momentum.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Why would they have momentum? They had to play.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Their pitching staff was all torn up the bits because
everyone had pitched in the fifteen inning games, so by
that account, they didn't have. Toronto was rested. They also
were feeling good. They were celebrating. They had one. They
had beaten the mighty New York Yankees, so they had
all the momentum.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Yeah, but shouldn't they have just destroyed the team that
just played fifteen day? Okay, barely one?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And then I feel like we're going in circles. I
love that you listen. I don't don't. We're not going
to agree on this.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I'm right, you're wrong, but that's fine. You can be wrong.
Thanks for listen. I appreciate Bercher. I appreciate it. Have
a good day. There's Burcher.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Let's go to Felix in l A. Hello, Felix, welcome.
He's a cat, Yeah, Felix the cat. He's got a
famous car dealership right near usc Hello. Felix welcome.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Hey, thank you so much. You are on America trasure Jeter.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
That Loraine America, much like that Felix the cat place,
which is which is a national trademark thing. You can't
they can't get rid of it because that sign is
legendary down there.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
It is. You're funny, your cadence is awesome. You're the best,
and you're in the business and that's why I love you.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You know what can you can you get a job
here running Fox Sports radio and tear up my contract
and give me some real more money.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You give me more too, I would like more too.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah, only if you're off thereing me a job other
than that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, you could be my boss, I mean, my my agent.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Heck yeah, well, I just remember I keep I'm so
busy here. I've made some cookies. I forgot yet again,
I forgot the uh to bring the cookies. I did
make some cookies. So that's bad job by me.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Anyway, that's not even call about that feels. Are you
a Cowboy fan?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
My condolences, thank you? And how how old are you feelix? Roughly?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, so you're old enough. You have seen the Cowboys
have success. You're You're not like I feel. I feel
really bad for Cowboy fans are like twenty five and
the Cowboys have sucked their entire life.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
I was actually on the sideline the training camp in Austin,
Texas back in ninety five, and I was selling trucks
there at GMC and we were their sponsored for training camp,
so I got the sideline pass. I'm sitting down. Emmitt
Smith runs a play and he's coming back to the
sideline and I look. I'm like, I wonder where he's
(33:16):
going to be, and I'll go there first and I'll
meet him when he gets there. So I saw a
water cooler. I was like, he's going to get water.
So I went over. I sat down Indian style right
next to the water cooler, and lo and behold, here
comes Emmett walking right up to the water cooler. He
sits down on the water cooler. I'm on the grass
and I didn't say a word. Michael Irvey comes over
(33:37):
with Hubert Alexander and they're talking like this is like
inches away and I'm just sitting there, and I was like,
I was like, don't say a word, just sit here
and enjoy the moment. So I sat there and these
two girls came up from behind Emmett and they go,
can we get your out of the gap his neck? And
he looked at me and he goes, man, they only
like me because I'm rich. And I looked at him
and I gave him the expression of tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
I wasn't rich, but anyway, so that was the moment.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
There you go, that's a that's a great memory.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I know years ago when Fox Sports Rado has been
around a lot of time, but the early days of
Fox Sports Radio, one of our hosts was James Washington,
who should have been the MVP of the Super Bowl.
He got ripped off on that. But Jay Dubb was
great and when he worked here, like all those Nate
Newton did some shows on the weekend, a few trial shows.
Irvin Michael Irvin was at the best damn sports show.
(34:30):
He would come by and uh, it was a lot
of those old cowboys from those days and this this
was this was a few years after the Cowboys had
had their success in the early two thousands, so it
wasn't that far removed.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
But you're so white like experiencing that team and that
level of football and so on and so forth, and
then seeing this is just it's laughable. You know, they
paid ninety seven million, two digs, ninety two million to
Bland and then everyone else on the defense is like
five or six million dollars a year or less, which
(35:02):
is crazy. They have no linebackers. They have the coaches
like you ever sit on your couch and they run
something you're like you see like today, Bland was an
impressed coverage on the fourth down and he gave them
ten yards and it was an easy pass and they
went down keeping.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
No, it's bad.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You know, you know when the teams, you know when
a team's well coached and when the team's not well coached.
I got to go though, Fix, thanks for listening and
supporting the show there, and at least you're old enough to.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
And we could see that. How come they can't.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
See that, Well, I'll bet you they do see it.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
They just don't want to say it publicly because they
want to keep their jobs. But I guarantee you internally,
you were there, you were around those guys. These guys
know behind the scenes what's actually going on. They're not idiots.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
They just don't want they don't want to say it.
They don't want to say it publicly.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's all, so we get to goof on them because
they lie and we goof on him.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
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Who needs the wisdom, the knowledge, the advice of the
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I know they didn't play on Sunday, but they have
(37:30):
had a rocky road, a tough week last week losing
twice to the Broncos and then coming back on Thursday
losing to the Giants.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
And they've got.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Internal issues with AJ Brown and Jalen Hurts, and the
players are fighting with each other.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're at loggerheads.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
So any advice to the Philadelphi Eagles, the reigning NFL
champions from last season.
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air your advice to the Philadelphia Eagles.
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We can't work it out.
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Speaker 10 (38:16):
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Line four is not paying attention. We'll go to line five.
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Hello.
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Speaker 2 (38:53):
My man frog Dog who tuned into that podcast and
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line one. Hello, Line one, there it is right there,
the old LSU coach. Yeah, you're on the air Line three.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
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Speaker 7 (39:12):
Hearns hit man.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Very helpful. That's lucky Tony there. Not very lucky for
the Raina unless you hit the right button. Line five,
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Speaker 7 (39:23):
If you called for.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
A radio host only meeting, how many members of a
five seventy d you could actually get the show up?
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Yeah, man, the only solution is much more cheating with
the thirst person breaking.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
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Are you very you're all sober?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
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Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah? That's interesting. Well, do a few more.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
The incident of ice line for the Philadelphia Egos. They
lost two games last week. They've got internal issues.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
A Line one. You're on the airline one.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
Hello, just purchase some momentum.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yes, yes, I'd like to buy some momentum.
Speaker 10 (40:04):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I guess I would do one more, only one more.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Good. I'll take credit for that. Picked the final call
A couple of litle hurry up base mine six. Line six,
you're on the air line six. Hello, final call advice
for the Eagles. Line six, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
That was Wayne in Missouri. That sounded like Wayne
Boom, shaka Laca.
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have you along for the ride. Here on this Monday,
the thirteenth day of October. We stayed up all night
for this podcast, and we're glad you're listening. Otherwise we
wasted our time. But here in our number three, what
can you take away from two? A tongue of by
low after throwing three interceptions calling out Dolphins players for
(00:23):
not showing up to players only meetings. Also agree or
disagree with cornerback Trevon Diggs that the Cowboys have no
identity on defense. And how bad does Miles Garrett look
with his no show performance for the Browns against the
division rival Pittsburgh Steelers. After all that trash talk from
(00:44):
Miles Garrett, We'll go.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
There as well.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Right now here, it is our number three. It has
been said that a fish stinks from the head, Well,
a dolphin stinks from the quarterback.
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that is where we go the news that they did
(02:31):
not plan on talking about this game. When I looked
at the NFL card, I did not think this would
be worthy of much conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
But here we are.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So the Miami football team has played six games. They
have only won one of them. My computer like brain
tells me that is a one in five record, which
I am told is not good. That is after they
lost on Sunday in epic fashion to the Chargers. Quarterback
Tua Tongue of Bailoa had not one, not two, but
three interceptions. Now granted was at the end of the game,
(03:00):
but still three interceptions on the statuet toa then question
the leadership vacuum or lack thereof in the Dolphin locker room.
If you did not see this, maybe not, maybe you
missed it. I think we have some audio here. I
believe we have the audio.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Good to go.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
All right, So here's a Tua revealing that some of
his teammates, let's just say they have not decided that
some team functions are all that important.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I think it starts with the leadership in helping articulate
that for the guys, and then what we're expecting out
of the guys, right, we're expecting this.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Are we getting that?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Are we not getting that? We have guys showing up
to player only meetings late, guys not showing up to
player only meeting Like, there's a lot that goes into that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do we have to make this mandatory?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Do we not have to make this mandatory? So it's
it's a lot of it's a lot of things of
that nature that we got to get cleaned up. And
it starts with the little things like that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, the little thing.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So let us discuss the question what can we take
away from Tua tongue of I Looa after a three
interception game calling out his Dolphin teammates for not showing
up on time to player only meetings. So I've got Pilates,
Madrid and Headless Horseman, and we will combine all of
(04:25):
these things together and we are gonna make the Gabba Gul.
We're gonna make the Gabba Gul is what we're gonna make,
all right, So first of all, you know what this
really tells me? The first thing when I saw this,
and as the Dolphin game was in my rotation in
the second half there and I thought, well, there's the Chargers.
I have a shot here a blowing this. They have
(04:47):
a legitimate shot of losing to a very mediocre Miami
Dolphin team. But in the end, the Dolphins self destructed
and so that was it. But my initial thought, well,
this tells me. What TUIs quote tells me is not
just that the the Miami Dolphins have a leadership problem.
It tells you that the entire locker room flat out
(05:08):
does not respect to a tongue of iyiloa. And it's
fascinating that this came from Tua. It just it boom
goes to dynamite. Now, what is my evidence on this?
If the Miami players really thought that Tua was a
legitimate leader of men, if he commanded the room a
(05:28):
leader of other individuals, then they would not be rolling
in late to players only meeting. Now, the players only
meeting thing is stupid, and most of the players are
like me, they realize it's a complete waste of time.
You don't have to have a formal player's only meeting.
The players are around each other all hours of the day.
(05:49):
They're on planes, trains, and automobiles together because they have
to go to games. So There's plenty of time to
have players only meetings. You don't have to schedule a
special after practice or before practice.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You don't need to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That aside, though, if you truly felt that Tua was
the forever franchise quarterback and you wanted to play for
the Dolphins, and who doesn't, great weather, beautiful place to live,
You live in Paradise, you get to play for the Dolphins.
What's not to like? You wouldn't be skipping these things.
If you felt that way, right, you'd be there ten
minutes early. You'd have tape on your wrist ready for practice.
(06:26):
You'd be locked in, you'd have a notepad, you'd have
your phone ready to go to record the meeting. Instead,
based on the piecemeal reports out of Miami, it sounds
like the players are treating these meetings with Tua leading
the way like pilates.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's optional pilates.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Maybe I'll go Tuesday, maybe Wednesday, I'll do the pilates.
That's not leadership. That's indifference. That's apathy, is what that is.
And in the NFL, that is a day dead give it.
And the other part of too is the one spilling
(07:06):
his guts on this that he's sow up tos.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He goes up to.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
The to the the the podium there the dais and
is essentially using the media to blast his teammates because
he's not a good leader. So he's like, I'm gonna
publicly embarrass and I said, hey, guys, can we please
take this seriously?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Now, that doesn't seem like great leadership.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That sounds like the hall monitor that no one listens to.
All Right, we know that the cliche of the hall
monitor that no one takes seriously. This is not about
screaming and chest pounding. Two is never going to be
that guy. Two is never going to be the guy
that is pounding his chest and screaming and all that stuff.
But it's more about presence. It's more about presence. And
(07:51):
Tool walks into a room and half the guys are
scrolling Instagram and the other half wished they were scrolling Instagram,
and oh it just it was it wasn't just frustration,
like it wasn't just frustration to it going out and
spilling his guts there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What it did here?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And this is another another tell that he doesn't control
the locker room and that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's the bigger issue here.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You're talking about a guy that Dolphins gave a two
hundred and twelve million dollars contract to and you eat
that kind of money. That's a lot of dough. You're
not supposed to just be the quarterback, you know, you
got to be the alpha. Got to be the alpha,
and they got they got a beta instead of an
alpha there. And if players don't respect him, then that
number on the contract normally get paid a lot of money.
(08:36):
People respect you because you get paid a lot of money.
They don't respect him, or they'd show up on time.
And it's a double whammy for the Dolphins because they
hired a here's a data term, a metro sexual coach
and Mike McDaniel, all right, so you got him as
the coach who I'm pretty sure, like what the quarterback
(08:57):
doesn't gain any real level of respect from the locker room,
so he doesn't have any gravitas.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
The gravitas he's.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Locking in that the coach would then have to manufacture it,
because the problem with that is you're supposed to set
the toe, you're supposed to be the hammer. And I
know Mike McDaniel tried to push back on some of
this stuff and in the postgame, however, McDaniels does not
want to be the hammer. He wants to be the DJ,
(09:27):
and he'd like to be like the team DJ for
the Dolphins at the next team mixer, and he can
have a podcast about kombucha T and he can invite
some of the guys on with him and they can
break down kombucha T and the health benefits of it
all that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's just a bad mix.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You got a soft coach, you got a quarterback that
doesn't command the room, and that's where the Dolphins find them.
So these guys in the locker room have already made
their decision on Tua, and so will anyone lose their job.
But we say that, we said that a couple of times.
Now we're getting kind of the point of the season
where it's like it is it salvageable? Is it even
worth our trouble to fire the coach? And you don't
(10:00):
skip team meetings generally speaking with someone that you have
a great amount of honor with that you think means
something right too, doesn't own the locker room. He's just
kind of written he's renting, you know, not something that's
a long term lease.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Or anything like that. And so the lease is gonna
run out soon when they change coaches. And so there
you go. That's where. Now.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Secondly, the Charlotte we go where the beleaguered Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
How about them Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
The Cowboys defense gave up four one hundred and ten
yards of offense and thirty points to the lowly Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Ha ha, yes, remember.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
All those stories after the Cowboys be the Jets. Dallas
is back, baby. They had a tie against Green Bay
and they bounced right back and they won.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh my god, the Cowboys are back.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They're two three and one now, and we have some
infighting in Dallas, which is always good talk radio. So
defensive back Trevon Diggs de fence back Travon Diggs went
on the war path. He went on the warpath here
about how bad the Cowboys defense has been and I said, quote, yeah,
it's very frustrating, he told reporters digs after the game.
(11:12):
It's all these points given up, he said. The receivers
are running wide open for the other team, wide open
down the field. Too many busted coverages. Isn't that a
sports plot? Busted coverages? It's a lot Trevon Diggs said,
I feel like we're all over the place and we
(11:33):
really don't have no identity close quote. So we're not
gonna do identity. We're not doing identity politics. We're doing
identity football. So the question is agree or disagree with
defensive back Trevon Diggs that the Cowboys have no identity,
that they have no identity. That was his words. I'm
just parroting his words. Trevon Diggs are the Cowboys as
(11:55):
we have no identity?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So Diggs is right. I'm gonna say it's that right,
like Dallas does have an identity. Okay, it's a terrible one.
It's an embarrassing one. Wide open receivers to the right.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And the left.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You've got, as Diggs mentioned, broken coverages over the middle.
You've got the tackling thing for the Cowboys. You can
tell a good defense by a bad defense because you
got gang tackling, but you also have players that are
wrapping up and yeah, there's gang tackling. But the teams
that are bad defensively, it's like a pinball gallery where
(12:34):
you bounce around. That's the Cowboys tissue paper tackling and
Carolina smashed him the running game and Caroline's I guess
found the greatest running back in the world who used
to be on the Dallas Cowboys. Now and they ran
wild in this game yet again. And despite having all
the offensive juice. They had a lot of juice there
(12:57):
the Cowboys, the Carolina say, you look at their offense.
It was like a wet salteam Cracker, that's how much
juice they had. And yet they were able to put
up thirty points in a bunch of yards and all
that stuff. And the Cowboys defense, you know what the
Cowboys defense is. The Cowboys defense is the guy at
the bar who won't stop talking about America's team, ah
(13:17):
Markers team all the team is face planting into nachos.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Now here is a shot of the head coach or
the Dallas Cowboys. Now what's his spin on the pathetic
Dallas Cowboys defense.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
That's a great coach. I that's a great coach. He's
been around everybody's ever Been's that good defense? Really, you know,
and it's not just Matt by himself. You know, Matt's trying.
You know, the players are trying. This is not a
lack of effort.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
This is not that.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So it's not a lack of effort. The Cowboys just suck.
So the coach is good. Just for the record, the
coach is good. The players are trying. They just blow okay,
So what is that exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's okay? So it's not the coach and it's not
the players. So what else is there?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'm saying, is there anything else we can mix in here?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Is there something else we can mix into the equation
that we don't know about here?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Because I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know, he's standing by his defensive coreinator, Matt Eberflus,
the former Bears coach who's now the defensive coordinator there
in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But the identity is that you are what your record
says you are.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The Cowboys defensively are in the dregs of NFL society.
They're not in polite society. They're at the bottom. They
don't tackle, they don't communicate on defense, they don't play
discipline football. We are now thirty five percent into the
NFL season. This is not just a couple of games.
We're thirty five percent in and you are where you're at,
(14:47):
and that's where your record says what you are and
you're not going to change that much.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
And they are a as a team. They're in the
middle of.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
The pack, and that's where they are, the middle of
the pack. Over marketed, a lot of marketing there, soft team.
They got the star on the helmet, so they got
the razzle dazzle when it comes to that, and zero substance,
zero a substance.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Underneath all of that at this point, and again the tackling,
forget about it. Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
With the tackling there, every run, just about every when
I don't watch every second of the cop is when
I'm watching you see that run to the edge there,
it's a parade of mistackles. It's the Keystone cops trying
to tackle there and watching them on defense often it
is like going to Madrid and going to a bad
(15:41):
Matador event in Madrid and you wave the red cape
as the matador ola O Leo leo, just like that
right by you, olay O Leo leol. Linebackers over pursuing
always fun. I don't want to get too hard old
football guy on you, because nobody wants that. Safeties taking
(16:02):
the banana boat angles, not the direct line kind of
going around there, defensive backs playing patty cake, which is fun.
Patty Cake's a fun game. Normally you're not supposed to
play patty cake while you're a defensive back. In the NFL,
there's no integrity gap integrity which coaches like to talk about.
There all that every deep ball looks like it has
a chance of being caught by the opposing wide receiver,
(16:23):
whether the quarterback overthrows the receiver, underthrows the receiver, the receiver's.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Open, whether you can get the ball.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And so the Cowboys are a pumpkin that's getting carved up.
They are a jack o' lantern getting carved up here
in the Halloween season. But they have a good coach
and the good players, good coach, good players, bad football.
Good coach, bad players, not bad players, good coach, good players,
bad football. All right, final thought to Pittsburgh, we go Pittsburgh,
(16:55):
PA and Aaron Rogers. He had two hundred and thirty
five yards passing and a pair of touchdowns. And the Steelers,
who don't look like a good team, don't feel like
a good team. And yet again Mike Tomlin with the
voodoo bufgoaloo and the Pittsburgh Steelers are four and one.
(17:15):
The Pittsburgh Steelers are four and one. You talk about
everything breaking the right way for Pittsburgh in that division.
You got Joe Burrow out injured for the season in Cincinnati.
Cleveland is a dumpster fire, and then you've got the
Baltimore Ravens that are like a great getting crushed.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And that is where we are. That is where we
are right now.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So I bring this up because the Steelers beat up
the Cleveland football team and the better story is in
the losing locker room. So we're gonna go there. The
question how bad? How bad does defensive star and former
Defensive Player of the Year in the NFL Miles Garrett
look with an absolute no show performance, no show performance
(18:01):
for the Browns.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
So how bad does he look?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Remember Garrett famously Miles Garrett famously said this offseason, we
did several shows about this. Miles Garrett said, Aaron Rodgers
coming to the AFC North is a good opportunity. He said,
to put him in the graveyard. Close quote. That was
his line. That's not my line, that's his line. I
didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
He said that.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Miles Garrett said that I didn't say that that him
coming into the division, Aaron Rodgers a good opportunity to
put him in the graveyard. So that was the shtick.
How did that work out? All right, let's check here.
Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett was so bad? How bad was he?
He was so bad he couldn't even put a shovel
(18:45):
in the dirt at the graveyard.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
In fact, our guy Hayes that works at that graveyard
in Minnesota, Hayes wouldn't even hire Miles Garrett wouldn't even
hire him.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There zero sacks, right, zero solo tackles. So no zero
solo tackles. You can't be out.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He's I know, Halloween's coming up here, and he's doing
some cosplays like the he said he was the Grim
Reaper in July, but he's really right now, the Headless
Horseman on game day. Uh, he was in this game.
And if you're gonna talk graveyards, I'm all for it.
I love it, man, I love it. There's the Headless
Horseman right there, and uh, and I'm all about it
(19:23):
if you're gonna talk it. But you've got to bring
the tombstone and you got to bring the shovel. If
you're gonna put Aaron Rodgers in a graveyard, you gotta
do the work.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, he didn't do the work. He didn't. Instead, he
brought nothing but excuses.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He also had this very weird quote, and I don't
know if the editors put it in there or not,
but he's he talks about being butt asked naked.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Do you see this?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He said there were There weren't a lot of situations,
Miles Garrett of the Browns. He said, there weren't a
lot of situations where even if I was running butt
ass naked, I could have gotten there.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So let's frst the words. What does he mean by that?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Does he mean that if he was, again his words,
butt ass naked, that nobody would want to touch him
on the other team, so he would run free? Is
that what he means? What else could he possibly mean
by that? Rogers, he wasn't worried about Miles Garrett. He
was sitting there and he was very comfy. Aaron Rodgers
(20:24):
might as well have been wearing pajamas, sipping imaginary tea
in the pocket, having a grand time. This was supposed
to be Miles Garrett. And you know, hey, I got paid,
but I'm still the man. You know, I'm surrounded by slop,
but I'm still the guy. And yeah, instead, watching that performance,
it was like he was humming bars from Nothing Beats
(20:45):
a Jet two Holiday, just like that, the phase that
were in the Internet. But Cleveland listen, Cleveland Football Vintage
Vintage performance. The Factory of Sadness is still open for business.
No tears for Miles Garret. At Miles Garrett, he didn't
want to stay in Cleveland. They gave him the Godfather offer.
Remember he wanted to leave. He said, I don't want
(21:07):
to be here. He demanded a trade. Then the Browns
met his asking price, and so he got the bag.
And when you get the bag, you signed up for it.
You got compensated for this trek. You said, I know
I'm at a carnival. I don't want to be at
a carnival. And the team said, okay, we'll pay you
extra to be at the carnival. And he said, okay,
(21:27):
I'm there. And now he's the guy handing out the
cotton candy at the carnival. When the ride breaks down,
he said, oh, hand the cotton candy. It is the
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Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts worked blank the day after the
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Speaker 1 (23:36):
Doing a lie. I'll do it. I'll write it out
back to it.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Settle in just a little bit, John.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The circumcise a mosquito. That's what we're trying to do.
Oh that sounds complicated.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, well, it depends kind of equipment. You have here
is the malor riddle of the day. Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts worked Blank the day after the loss to the
Giants last week.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That is the question, what's the answer. Who do we have?
Let's see?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He worked as a ring girl guest by late night
drug tester, worked the stadium toilet detail from Lady Sideburns,
I forty Ian says. Jalen Hurts worked the register at Arby's,
Danny G's favorite fast food restaurant. He got the meat
Danny does steak nuggets. Does do you actually hit it?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Arby occasionally? No one eats there that often, right, It's
one of those things. It's very odd.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Arby's is a place that generally does not have I've
never been to an There was an Army's in Iceland, Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
There was an Arby's. It's closed now. They took this.
It was a store card, a big hat. Yeah, go
to that was.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
My but I would go there and I never had
to wait in line. Uh, no one was ever there.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
I'll go when they have like a special like limited
time item, those those tend to be pretty good, but
like their normal menu, know, okay, I don't know, right,
but right now. They've got the steak nuggets.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I like their curly fries and their honey mustard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
They called the Big Montana back of the Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I remember that. Yes, the massive Every meat that they
had in the restaurant was on that side was pretty big. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Alf the Alien upon says Jalen Hurts worked on the
Magic Act.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's what you could do for your sandwich.
Speaker 11 (25:25):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You could put every meat on it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna craft a big ben.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm an artisan.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Okay, do you understand? I will have the greatest and
we are you gonna this same which is gonna be
It's gonna go national.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
This thing.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
People can be traveling to to Wisconsin to have the same.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's a holy sandwich. Skipped is it? But I've heard
from him in a while. Skipped is it?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
The Roastmaster General no longer in his profile, used to
be in his profile, says Barbara Billingsley, which means that's
probably a that's probably one of those set posts where
you have a what else? We have worked at his
favorite Delhi from King Rory the Deep Friar at McDonald's.
Jalen worked latrine duty from just Josh and Cincinnati. He
(26:12):
worked on his Ben Franklin costume for Halloween from Ekeon Roseville, Minnesota.
Gumby Day from Florida, says Jalen Hurts. Talk to the team.
That's what he did on a pole at the Ballet
from Ozzie Waz the grill at Gino's Steaks in Philadelphia,
remember j T the wingman there. When you go to Philly,
(26:32):
you got to go to the local places, not the
tourist places, deep the steak sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Eileen wants more information about the butt ass naked guy. Okay,
it was just a quote. He wasn't actually yeah, well
he like he was. But anyway, what else?
Speaker 9 (26:46):
You won?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The five?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Says Jalen Hurts. Wore a Mike Trout jersey for f's
sake and worked at the airport from Johnny Q last
one Lorrainea. Jalen Hurts worked the blank the day after
the loss of the Giants last week for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I think he worked at the Pumpkin Patch after Ben Okay,
is that correct?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
No, Jalen Hurts actually worked the cash register at the
World of Flight store.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't know what that is. But in Philadelphia there.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
After the Giants lost, or the Eagles lost to the Giants.
So he worked at the cashers raising Kanes. Does that
they'll bring in celebrities to work the cash I saw that. Yeah,
that's their stick.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Would you go if someone like your favorite player was
cooking up some chicken fingers?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Would you go?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I honestly kind of like to do that for a
day there, to work at a restaurant. Think it'd be
kind of fun.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
That would be fun, except you smell like grease after
like the smell of grease.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'd be fine with that, you know. So why not
let's go to the phones. Let's say hello to Let's
go to bird Tram, who's in Washington? Hello bird Tram?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Welcome, Hello sir. If I was any.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Better, I'd be a jay, but not a Tonald Blue
jay because they're down one nothing to the Seattle Americans.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
The question I had to ask was, I've been insomniac
and listened to you most nights.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Oh God, bless you, sir, Thank God for your insomnia.
Don't ever go to a doctor and get drugged to sleep.
We love that you have insomnia.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I can't sleep you ye, Well.
Speaker 10 (28:21):
The question I have to ask is how does momentum
not exist?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
It doesn't exist. It's irrelevant. There is no such thing
in sports as momentum. There is momentum in life. There's
things like a ball rolling down a hill. That's momentum.
There's no in sports. There is no such thing as momentum.
It is something that sportscasters use. I'll tell you Grantlan Rice.
I'm blaming Grantlan Rice, this dead sports writer from one
(28:46):
hundred years ago, who they were trying to start. It
sounds smart, so they threw it into sports stories. There's
no such thing as momentum. I'll tell you why. When
it doesn't work out. The team that's not supposed to win,
When the teams that's not supposed to win because they
don't have the momentum when they win, it's forgotten about.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's only brought up.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's only brought up when a team ends up winning
after they've won a couple of games. I have all
the momentum, right, it just doesn't work. There've been studies
on it. They've been science people have reviewed it. It's
it's just something the human brain has come up with.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
Okay, Well, the question I have isn't their years in
which that doesn't matter. And then minim actually carried a
team through.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Something no, a team one, but not because of momentum.
They won, they were the better team. I don't, it
doesn't exist.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's just I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I mean, you believe, you obviously feel differently, Bertram, you
believe in momentum.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Will tell you why and what I tell you? Okay,
because this weekend in the pugre Sound area, Yeah, was
probably the best sports weekend of all time. Does that
mean that?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:58):
Come on, look it up, like the Huckies, the Mariners,
the Seahawks and then the Mariners again.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do you think that the Mariners winning or the Seahawks
winning the Super Bowl was bigger?
Speaker 12 (30:09):
You know, I know, I'm saying in a weekend with
the entire ta, So you think there's some kind of
you think the you know, the Washington Huskies played well
because the Mariners played well, and then the no, no.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no no.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
What I'm trying to say is is that momentum doesn't
carry any one of those teams that had a really
great weekend. I'm just saying that a team like the
Mariners that had pitched like what the eight of their
pitchers and then traveled all the way across country.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, well, wouldn't you argue they would they didn't have momentum.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Why would they have momentum? They had to play.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Their pitching staff was all torn up the bits because
everyone had pitched in the fifteen inning games, so by
that account, they didn't have. Toronto was rested. They also
were feeling good. They were celebrating. They had one. They
had beaten the mighty New York Yankees, so they had
all the momentum.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Yeah, but shouldn't they have just destroyed the team that
just played fifteen day? Okay, barely one?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And then I feel like we're going in circles. I
love that you listen. I don't don't. We're not going
to agree on this.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I'm right, you're wrong, but that's fine. You can be wrong.
Thanks for listen. I appreciate Bercher. I appreciate it. Have
a good day. There's Burcher.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Let's go to Felix in l A. Hello, Felix, welcome.
He's a cat, Yeah, Felix the cat. He's got a
famous car dealership right near usc Hello. Felix welcome.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Hey, thank you so much. You are on America trasure Jeter.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
That Loraine America, much like that Felix the cat place,
which is which is a national trademark thing. You can't
they can't get rid of it because that sign is
legendary down there.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
It is. You're funny, your cadence is awesome. You're the best,
and you're in the business and that's why I love you.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You know what can you can you get a job
here running Fox Sports radio and tear up my contract
and give me some real more money.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You give me more too, I would like more too.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah, only if you're off thereing me a job other
than that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, you could be my boss, I mean, my my agent.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Heck yeah, well, I just remember I keep I'm so
busy here. I've made some cookies. I forgot yet again,
I forgot the uh to bring the cookies. I did
make some cookies. So that's bad job by me.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Anyway, that's not even call about that feels. Are you
a Cowboy fan?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
My condolences, thank you? And how how old are you feelix? Roughly?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, so you're old enough. You have seen the Cowboys
have success. You're You're not like I feel. I feel
really bad for Cowboy fans are like twenty five and
the Cowboys have sucked their entire life.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
I was actually on the sideline the training camp in Austin,
Texas back in ninety five, and I was selling trucks
there at GMC and we were their sponsored for training camp,
so I got the sideline pass. I'm sitting down. Emmitt
Smith runs a play and he's coming back to the
sideline and I look. I'm like, I wonder where he's
(33:16):
going to be, and I'll go there first and I'll
meet him when he gets there. So I saw a
water cooler. I was like, he's going to get water.
So I went over. I sat down Indian style right
next to the water cooler, and lo and behold, here
comes Emmett walking right up to the water cooler. He
sits down on the water cooler. I'm on the grass
and I didn't say a word. Michael Irvey comes over
(33:37):
with Hubert Alexander and they're talking like this is like
inches away and I'm just sitting there, and I was like,
I was like, don't say a word, just sit here
and enjoy the moment. So I sat there and these
two girls came up from behind Emmett and they go,
can we get your out of the gap his neck? And
he looked at me and he goes, man, they only
like me because I'm rich. And I looked at him
and I gave him the expression of tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
I wasn't rich, but anyway, so that was the moment.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
There you go, that's a that's a great memory.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I know years ago when Fox Sports Rado has been
around a lot of time, but the early days of
Fox Sports Radio, one of our hosts was James Washington,
who should have been the MVP of the Super Bowl.
He got ripped off on that. But Jay Dubb was
great and when he worked here, like all those Nate
Newton did some shows on the weekend, a few trial shows.
Irvin Michael Irvin was at the best damn sports show.
(34:30):
He would come by and uh, it was a lot
of those old cowboys from those days and this this
was this was a few years after the Cowboys had
had their success in the early two thousands, so it
wasn't that far removed.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
But you're so white like experiencing that team and that
level of football and so on and so forth, and
then seeing this is just it's laughable. You know, they
paid ninety seven million, two digs, ninety two million to
Bland and then everyone else on the defense is like
five or six million dollars a year or less, which
(35:02):
is crazy. They have no linebackers. They have the coaches
like you ever sit on your couch and they run
something you're like you see like today, Bland was an
impressed coverage on the fourth down and he gave them
ten yards and it was an easy pass and they
went down keeping.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
No, it's bad.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You know, you know when the teams, you know when
a team's well coached and when the team's not well coached.
I got to go though, Fix, thanks for listening and
supporting the show there, and at least you're old enough to.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
And we could see that. How come they can't.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
See that, Well, I'll bet you they do see it.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
They just don't want to say it publicly because they
want to keep their jobs. But I guarantee you internally,
you were there, you were around those guys. These guys
know behind the scenes what's actually going on. They're not idiots.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
They just don't want they don't want to say it.
They don't want to say it publicly.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's all, so we get to goof on them because
they lie and we goof on him.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I thank you, all right. It is the Bane Malord Show.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
As we are rolling through the overnight straight ahead, we
are going to have the install advice.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Who needs our advice. We'll get to that and we
will do it next.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
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Speaker 4 (36:57):
Hey, you sports figure, guy who got here with you
talking to son?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Years of interesting advice? Hold that thun No one's paid
attention to me for ten whole seconds. And if you
don't like it, anyway, we go it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
See insta advice line onscreen radio. The safety net is off.
Who needs the wisdom, the knowledge, the advice of the
mauther or militia. Of course some would say it doesn't
matter who we give advice to. But the Philadelphia Eagles, now,
I know they didn't play on Sunday, but they have
(37:30):
had a rocky road, a tough week last week losing
twice to the Broncos and then coming back on Thursday
losing to the Giants.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
And they've got.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Internal issues with AJ Brown and Jalen Hurts, and the
players are fighting with each other.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're at loggerheads.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
So any advice to the Philadelphi Eagles, the reigning NFL
champions from last season.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
You're live on the air. When you hear my voice,
we'll start out with you online. One line. One advice
to the Eagles line one. Hello, you won't beat the
vices advice.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, thank you for that line too. You're on the
air your advice to the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Line too. It's the insta advice line.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
We can't work it out.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Line number three, you're live on the air, unscreened radio. Hello,
Line three, advice to the Eagles.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
Line three, morning on time here guy Eagles.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
All right, that's not see that's not very nute.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Line four, you're on the airline for your advice, please,
Line number four to the Philadelphia Eagles. Line four, number five.
Line four is not paying attention. We'll go to line five.
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Line five, you're live on the air. Hello, Line five,
Mine five going once. Line people are not paying attention.
Line six, you're on the Airline six. Hello, it's a
bird now it's man, yeah, baby, damn right, that's a
P one right there.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's what a P one sounds like.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
My man frog Dog who tuned into that podcast and
he that was a gospel. Hello, you're on the air
line one. Hello, Line one, there it is right there,
the old LSU coach. Yeah, you're on the air Line three.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
That's you. Line three, How many get man?
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Hearns hit man.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Very helpful. That's lucky Tony there. Not very lucky for
the Raina unless you hit the right button. Line five,
you're on the airline five.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
If you called for.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
A radio host only meeting, how many members of a
five seventy d you could actually get the show up?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
No one? Fox Sports Radio and no one would show up?
No zero zipo. A Line six, you're on the airline sex. Hello.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Yeah, man, the only solution is much more cheating with
the thirst person breaking.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
Up the line.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Are you very you're all sober?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah? That's interesting. Well, do a few more.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
The incident of ice line for the Philadelphia Egos. They
lost two games last week. They've got internal issues.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
A Line one. You're on the airline one.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
Hello, just purchase some momentum.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yes, yes, I'd like to buy some momentum.
Speaker 10 (40:04):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I guess I would do one more, only one more.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Good. I'll take credit for that. Picked the final call
A couple of litle hurry up base mine six. Line six,
you're on the air line six. Hello, final call advice
for the Eagles. Line six, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
That was Wayne in Missouri. That sounded like Wayne
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