November 24, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Shedeur Sanders winning his starting debut for the Cleveland Browns and if he's who they've been looking for, Chip Kelly getting fired as the Raiders OC after the loss to the Browns, Geno Smith flipping off Raiders fans, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What can Brown do for you? It's our number three
Happy Monday to you. Is the twenty fourth day of
the month of November. On this Monday, here and hour
number three, we feature the Browns and the Raiders. Now
we were not planning on featuring this game, but here
we are. Why. It was the debut of Shadur Sanders.
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Shadur Sanders wanted to show the Browns that he's who
they've been looking for. Did he do that? Also? What
intrigues you the most about Chip Kelly being whacked as
the Raiders offensive coordinator following that game? And how do
you read Geno Smith giving the one finger salute to
Raider Nation as he made his way off the field
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following a pathetic performance ten sacks, Hey, Gino, maybe throw
the ball away? Try that one time, pal. Anyway, we'll
get to all of that and more right now here.
It is our number three. No, just when you thought
you couldn't go any lower, the Raiders have outdone themselves
yet again. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
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A game we were not planning on discussing too much,
and here we are, we go where the stories take
us on the Ben Malors Show and our lead from
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas. They had a big
F one race in Vegas and that over the weekend,
and then they had an NFL game that featured two
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morbid franchises, the Factory of Sadness Road Show visiting Sin
City for a one day, one day sore in Vegas. Now,
why would this game get top billing here in hour
number three? Why? Oh why? All because of the Spawn
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of Dion, The Spawn of Dion, the much ballyhooed first
start for everyone's favorite fifth round draft pick currently playing
in the NFL, Shedur Sanders making his first appearance as
QB number one from beginning in Cleveland going against Gino Smith.
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Oh my, what an epic quarterback matchup that was. Did
you watch? Of course you didn't watch it. Well, maybe
you watched it was regional covers. But most people watch
multiple games, right, you got that you pay extra for
that bougie YouTube thing you watch all the game, So
maybe not. Though no worries. This game was was in
our rotation, was in our rotation as Brown's rookie Shader Sanders.
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He did not have the sexiest of stat lines. He
finished with two hundred nine yards passing in a touchdown
in his NFL starting debut for the team from Cleveland.
And Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett, how's he doing? He's doing? Good?
Good player, bad team. Good player, bad team, good player,
bad team. Miles Garrett three of the ten sacks ten
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sacks the Browns had against Ginos Smith. Oh God, does
he sucked? Man? Is he bad? Wow? Anyway, so that
was the story. The Browns end up winning the game
in the game that really wasn't all that close, shockingly,
as you would think that team would be close. Both
teams stake, but it really wasn't all that close. Browns
are three and eight. They ended a three game skid
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mark for the Cleveland Browns there, and they started their
forty second forty second different quarterbacks since returning to the
NFL in nineteen ninety nine. The old Cleveland Browns became
the Baltimore Ravens. It's all confusing. Sanders replaced fellow rookie
Dylan Gabriel, who was in the concussion protocol so it
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was not available, and in doing so, well, we ended
shoulder Sanders ended a seventeen game losing streak for Cleveland quarterbacks,
making their first start. We had that at the end
of last week. I think that was the who am I? Game?
Before the game, though, should Sanders? In the lead up
to the game, he said he wanted to show the
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Browns that he's who they've been looking for. Well, here's
a shoulder talking about the the the expectations, what he
was looking to accomplish. Here we go. What do you
hope to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Show against this Raiders defense?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You're teammates, yourself, and these Browns fans with their play today, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Who they've been looking for. Appreciate it. Okay, thank you,
thank you. Okay, that's a good jumping off point. Let
us discuss the question Shouldeur Sanders? As you heard there,
he wanted to show the Browns that he's who they've
been looking for. Did he do that? Did he? Did
he do that? All Right? So I've got on this one.
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I've got time capsule as tech, and we also have onion,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are gonna make the Baba goooche. We're gonna make
the Baba Gonooche. So my first thought here is that
this is a if. It's a sales pitch by should Sanders.
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The sales pitch went a little sideways. Well, they won
the game. When you're talking about what are you such
a hater? Should Sanders showed Cleveland that he is not
totally incompetent. He's still better at YouTube and TikTok, and
occasionally he can find someone named Dylan Sampson or Isaiah
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Bond on a broken play and get a bunch of yards.
Congratulations on my scorecard, the Malor scorecard, should ear Sanders.
He made two place, two place, and that means he's
like every other Browns quarterback. Occasionally, it's the old line,
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a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while,
we should hear Sanders occasionally will find a big pass play.
On my scorecard. He had a fifty two yard pass
play and a sixty six yard pass play for a touchdown.
And those are good highlights. Those are nice highlights. And
all that stuff. Outside of those plays, though, should ear
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Sanders completed fifty percent of the other passes that he attempted.
Fifty percent averaged five yards per pass attempt. Outside the
two broken plays. So the rest of the time, this
was a time capsule game. Now what was the time capsule?
The time capsule game, go back a few years. It
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felt like Tim Tebow watching Tim Tebow playing with the
Malibu sunglasses. That's essentially what this was here, Tim Tebow
time two point zero is what it felt like. At
a lot of hype. You got a guy get a
lot of publicity here, a lot of Hey, this guy's
so good, Oh my god, I done it yet, And
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he got a lot of hype, and then not a
lot there not a lot of meat on the bone.
And let's not forget that Shader Sanders was not going
against the two thousands Ray Lewis Ravens defense. He was not.
He was not going against the legion of Boom defense,
although they have Pete Carroll who put that team together
back in the day. In Seattle, there were a couple
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of fireworks kaboom, kurfui, a couple of fireworks, and then
there were some medicine balls he threw into the turf.
There was some of that. And let's not forget also
that the Raiders they have a middling defense. There's zero
fear factor when you talk about the Raiders defense in
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this game and Shader's passer rating. Again, we're judging him
based on the full body of his work and we're
not just saying, well, what about the two big pass plays,
because okay, those are broken place, the consistent connecting on passes,
driving the ball, leading the team down the field. He
didn't do any of that. He just didn't. There was
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none of that for Shudar Sanders. So outside of those
two broken plays, he had a forty one point six
passer rating, which I'm told is not good, and you
don't need analytics to know that generally stinks. That's just
kind of a way that it is. The Browns had
two hundred and seventy two d and seventy the total yards,
eleven first downs. Three of those were gifted by penalty
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from the Raiders. That means the Browns offense with Shooter Sanders,
by my computer like brain, they had all of eight
first downs that were not gifted to them by incompetence
and malfeasans by the Raiders. You're supposed to be the
future of the franchise, supposed to be the future of
the franchise, Shooter Sanders, and you're getting with five yards
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of pass and you had eight first downs in the game.
That's generally not what you're looking for. Now, what you're
looking for that is a pop gun offense is what
that is? Not even a water gun. That's a pop
gun offense by the Browns. So did Shooter Sanders prove
that he's what the Browns are looking for? That would
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be Ann with the capitol en No, with the Capitol end. No,
of course, not Bernie Kozar, who just got a new liver.
Bernie Kozar could have gone out there in his sleep
and would have while ordering uber eats from Femi who
came down from Minnesota, and still would have done at
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least as well as that. The malor report card on
Shooter Sanders, I'm not I'm not gonna be outraged. Am
I gonna give him an A? No, he's not an A, A, B,
A C, D and F No, none of that. I
give Shadar Sanders an I for incomplete. The report card
is incomplete. I give an eye. Did he drown? No, No,
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he didn't drown. He didn't drown. Did he swim Nah No,
not really. I wouldn't call that swimming. He floated, he
had some water wings on some floaties, and so that's good.
He had the floaties, good for him, and uh and
and the round's gotta win, which is I guess exciting
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for them. They were happy about that. And I guess
the lifeguard didn't really need to go into the water
too much. And so there's that. And is he the
QB wall. We'll see about that now. Meanwhile, a lot
of news from the Raiders as they made some headlines
after the game, not any during the game. On the
Vegas side, the Raiders said bye bye to offensive coordinator
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Chip Kelly and don't let the door hit you where
the Good Lord split you as you're out. Chip Kelly whack.
What a great gig for chip Kelly. Holy crap, I'm
so jealous of chip Kelly. So chip Kelly fired hours
after the Raiders dropped to two and nine on the season,
and they lose to the Browns by a couple of touchdowns.
So chip Kelly is the fall guy. Gotta have a
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fall guy. Raiders made Chip Kelly the highest paid offensive
coordinator in the NFL this season, and the Raiders have
been not only a football team, they've been absolutely dismal
on offense. How bad is it. The loss to the
Browns was their fifth straight and congratulations to Raider you
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have clinched your fourth consecutive losing season. And but wait,
there's more, eighteenth losing season since the year twenty oh two,
which means, if you're in your early twenties, your entire
life the Raiders have sucked. Like your entire life the
Raiders material like, I'm kind of old, and when I
was a kid, the Raiders were great. They won all
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the time. They had really good teams every year, they
were in the playoff seemingly every year. And now, god,
they bad Raiders. Through eleven games. Through eleven games, their
offense is ranked thirtieth in the NFL. I'm told that's
not good. Two hundred and sixty nine yards per game,
that is ranked thirty first in the NFL. They're averaging
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less than sixteen points per game. So the question what
intrigues you? What intrigues you the most about Chip Kelly
being whacked as the Raiders offensive coordinator. So the thing
that intrigues me the most is the Tom Brady part
of this story. He is getting a full pardon by
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the other elites in the media. We're not part of
the mainstream, we do an overnight show. We've been very
critical of Tom Brady because he deserves it. He's done
a terrible job. He's the Michael Jordan of NFL owners.
He says, well, he only owns a small part of it. Well,
Mark Davis didn't know what he's doing. Mark Davis is like, listen,
I just want to eat PF. Chang's and I want
to date younger women and play slot machines at the airport.
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Leave me alone. And Tom, why don't you this is
your baby, why don't you run this thing? And Tom's like, okay,
I'll run it. And so tom Brady's acting like an
Aztec here. He's doing. The human sacrifice is what he's doing.
And we saw the fact that he does own just
a small part of the Raiders, but it's enough where
he's the general manager by proxy. He hired his old
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college buddy to be the general manager of the Raiders
and take care of a lot of the day to
day stuff, but any big decisions tom Brady's involved in.
So you've got that Tom Brady handpicked the coach and
the quarterback who appear to be washed up. The coach
and the quarterback at the same time there, And so
you look around, and first it was the special teams guy,
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as Tom Brady's standing there every few weeks now and
he's dropkicking someone in the actual black hole. It was
the special teams coach a couple weeks back. Now it's
the offensive coordinator, Chip Kelly, as he's out. So Chip
Kelly is gone. He's gone. And so if you work
on this staff with the Raiders, keep your resume updated,
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keep the car running in the parking lot there at
the Raider facility in Henderson. The Grim Reaper wears uggs
and has a big basket of TV twelve electrolytes. If
you want some of those, he'll give. Chip Kelly was
the highest paid offensive coordinator in football this year, and
the Raiders are thirtieth in offense, thirty first in scoring.
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That is a refund situation. And chip Kelly's got two
more years at twelve million totals, so six million a
year not to coach the Raiders. Me and I mentioned
they averaged a little over fifteen points a game the Raiders.
That makes you qualified. If Chip Kelly wants to coach
the Iowa Hawkeyes, he can coach Iowa in the Big Ten.
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That's about Iowah Hawkeye territory fifteen points per game. There
as a low blow. I'm pretty sure chip Kelly did
not forget how to coach. He was part of the
Ohio State staff that won the championship last year. And
with Vegas. You look around the room there with Vegas
and he is attempting to polish turds and guess what,
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spider alert. Spider alert. Chip kell is trying to polish
turds and there's supply chain issues at the turd polish factory,
so he's run out of turd polish unfortunately. There And
the theme song for the Raiders this season, as bad
as It's gotten, is a Toby Keith classic, the Wacky Tobacci,
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because a lot of those guys with the Raiders are
smoking the Wacky Tobacci right now. Chip Kelly's gone, the
scoreboard hasn't changed, and they had to have a new
fall guy. They have a new fall guy. The Raider assistants.
They must be checking their pulse hourly there if you're
an assistant coach for the Raiders. The Silver and Black
Disease remains undefeated, and is this going to be a
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one and done situation for Pete Carroll. Are they going
to remove Pete Carroll? They've already undermined Pete they got
rid of there's the tripod. Right, you've got the coach,
but then you've got the tripod. You've got the defensive coordinator,
of the offensive coordinator, the special teams, coach coordinators. So
they've gotten rid of two of the three. Two of
the three they've gotten rid of. That means that Pete
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Carroll is on the short list and he would be
the next guy to go. Now, final thought. Staying with
the game and the Raiders and the brown Not only
did Chip Kelly get whacked, the man that's responsible to
coach Killer as we like to call him, Geno Smith,
there totally incompetent. Camera's caught in over his head, in
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over his head, drowning Raider quarterback Geno Smith, who decided
he had had enough. The man who's known legendary mister softy,
Geno Smith cannot handle any criticism, and he decided he
wanted to clap back at some fans that were giving
him the business. After the humiliation situation, losing at home
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by two touchdowns, getting sacked ten times, Geno Smith. The
sack is a quarterback stat So as Smith was s
shane his way off the field there in Vegas, the
fans were serenading him, goofing on him, making fun of him,
and as he was making his way to the tunnel, well,
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Geno Smith was caught on candid camera and he was
flipping off some of the heckling Raider fans there. You
can see him doing it in slow mo. There's video
that's gone viral. Even our friend Inka Terror who's blind,
has seen that. So the question how do you read
how do you read Geno Smith and his one finger
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salute one finger salute to some Raider fans, not Browns fans,
Raider fans. So they've been saying, they've been saying over
the years, the fish rots from the head down. In
the case of the Las Vegas Raiders, it rots from
their thirty seven and a half million dollars a year
quarterback on the way down. There's a lot of brain
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rot there with Geno Smith hyper sensitive. You talk about onion,
he's onion skinned. Gino overly emotional, he's ver klemped, sacked
ten times. You know how bad a quarterback you have
to be to be sacked ten times, like, you should
go get another job if you're that at your job.
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But what about the other julyne Oh my god, Oh
shut up, you don't know ball. You don't know ball.
Ten sacks and then flip your own fans off as
you're coming off the field. That's your franchise quarterback right there.
That's the Raiders, and that's the face that Pete Carroll
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decided that he wanted to go into his bunker. He said,
I want that guy. He's the ultimate bunker buster and
Geno Smith he is. So Gino looks like the world's
most expensive crash test dummy as he continues to amaze
on a weekly basis. Here as the pressure is mounting,
and when the pressure mounts, Gino just gifts raps. So
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the sack Browns have a good defense. This is a
historical game for the Cleveland Browns, and so you look
around the sack again. As a quarterback statistic, he isn't unlikely, unlucky.
Gino is slow. And there's another quarterback who's not very
good but avoid sacks. Now, Davis Mills. We saw him
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with the Texans back on Thursday, same crappy offensive line
in Houston, which everyone said is terrible. Just get rid
of the ball, quicker, throw the ball away, and you
play a clean game. Don't get sacked one time. Not
one time do you get sacked. Not one time do
you get sacked? And then in this game, well yeah,
ten times. Because Gino doesn't know what the hell he's
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doing on a lot of these plays, and it's a shame.
You hold the ball like you're waiting for for Shakespeare
to finish writing Act three, and you're like, I got
a he's writing it on the ball, So I'm just
gonna wait for Shakespeare to finish. Well, Shakespeare's dead, it
doesn't matter. I'm gonna wait for him to finish. I
want him to finish. And the moment right now, in
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this moment, we worry about today's show. You look at
at Gino Smith, who is thirty first in the NFL,
thirty first in the NFL among quarterbacks. He's behind David
the aforementioned Davis Mills, barely ahead of Dylan Gabriel who
was taken out with a concussion. And so Gino's not
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just playing bad that would be okay. He's becoming a
coach killer. As we mentioned previously, the Raiders getting rid
of some coaches here, and the middle finger that was
not really for the fans so much as that middle
finger was for Chip Kelly. Go to the guillotine. Chip
your number one in line at the G. So the
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Raiders thought they hired a savior and Pete Carroll and
they had paid big money for Chip Kelly and all
this stuff, and now they have a thirty seven and
a half million guy, a quarterback who can't play, who's
an emotional landmine in Geno Smith and superstars run all
of these pro sports leagues. And when your star detonates
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in slow mo, that's a no go. That's that's a
no go. You don't have a quarterback y all lot
of turbulence. There's a lot of turbines there with Ginosmith.
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of the Day. Here it is so. New York Mets
owner Steve Cohen recently sold a blank at auction for
twelve point one million dollars. New York Mets owner Steve
Cohen recently sold a blank at auction for twelve point
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one million dollars. That is the malor riddle of the day.
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
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Bay Area. The Panthers and the forty nine Ers. Not
a great matchup. The Niners though a seven and a
half point favorite in that game, and they're getting most
of the cash and the public also backing the forty
nine ers to win that game. In a route or
route over the caroline of Panthers who have a record
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that would indicate they're a contender, but they certainly seem
like a pretender of the Carolina Panthers. If they can
win that game, they win that game all of a sudden,
Oh my god, I can't believe it. They gotta win
that game. Let's go the phones and we'll say hello
to eeny Meeni Mini Mode. Let's sello to Ea dog
who's on Long Island. Hello, eat Dog, Welcome?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Eat Dog? I was gonna tease, I was gonna I
gotta pay off the teas? So can you can you
bear what? You can? Hang out with me while I
pay off the tea's? Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I did? The question was the malor riddle of the day, right?
So then I have to read some answers. People said
in here's the riddle of today. Mets owner Steve Cohen
recently sold a blank at auction for twelve point one
million dollars. That is the rule. Yes, but let me
read some other guests first? How about that Alfie alien
O Pinter said, a pyramid scheme? What else do we
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have here? Assigned picture of Ben Maller from Benny versus
the penny from ferg Dog his girlfriend's prosthetic leg guest
by Donkey Sausage plane ticket Dbie Cooper bought fifty four
years ago today from Late Night Drug Tester is his
mister met Bobblehead doing a Geno Smith impersonation from Mallard
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prop guy. Who else? A Golden Throne guest by Nick?
That's his answer? Who else do we have page down
sold five bricks of a white substance from the nineteen
eighty six Mets guest by Perrito George Went is the
answer from Doc Dan in Minnesota. A Cuban cigar collection
from Trucker Joe gotta have a fall guy? What else
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do we have? A yacht yacht in Yonkers from Eke
and Roso Minnesota. Oh you like that one? Okay? He
liked that one? Golden Goose at auction from Mike Mike
the Leprechaun. That was his answer. Who else do we
have a mister Irrigation sending something?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well he's he's on he's on X right now, you're
a fan of his work, Well, he never calls. He's
only on X. He's not a good caller. That's a
bad job by you. A deep fried chicken cake from
courtesy flusher. All right, go ahead, there, e dog. What's
the answer the Mallard riddle of the day. Is it
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honess he sold Honus Wagner? No, Lorena? Who is he
obviously sold his beanie baby collection? Is it a beanie baby?
Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You think that?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's not it? No, the correct the correct answer. Steve
Cohen recently sold an eighteen carrot gold toilet at Austin
for twelve million. Why would anyone need an eighteen carrot toilet? Seriously,
even if you had a lot of money, like e dog,
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if you had a lot of money, would you want
to would you want to crap on an eighteen carrot
gold toilet? When I when I was.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Jai Cho, there was this guy who was a Teacher's
name was William Taff and he said he sat on
a toilet, boy that broke?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Was it a gold toilet?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I don't know right now.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Have you ever broken the toilet?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Never?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
You've never broke into Have you ever clogged the toilet?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You have, all right? And did you did you do
the right thing and unclogged it or did you make
someone else do it? That's a bull crap. If you
clogged the toilet. You've got to unclogged. That's that's be
a polite person. Don't don't make somebody else unclogged the toilet.
What kind of animal?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Kind?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
What kind of animal are you?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Erry? I got a question for you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
What? Okay? There are five teams that can make it
to the Super Bowl, and I'm gonna say it real quick.
The Bills, the Rams, the Chieves, the Ravens, and Lorena
is still in the blank.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Hmm. I don't think she was listening.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Will you want me to repeat it?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
No? No, she's not gonna What do you want? Come on?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
The Cowboys? Baby should have known.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, well, if the Cowboys do make it to the
super Bowl, let's say the Cowboys play Buffalo in the
super Bowl, that is a good day for lo Raina
to go watch Wicked. So I think it will be
something new Wicked movie out in February and she'll be watching.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
How about John telling FRENDYV that guy said Dak Presker
with the NVV was mad and you can tissues to
go wipe this fut with it?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay? Thank you? Are you done? Is that is that?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
It?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What happened to Melissa. We just talked to you a
few days ago. She was fine. What happened?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
She says she's not doing I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well, okay, we'll call her then wake her up, see
how she's doing. All right, I gotta thank you. Go away.
A mouthwashed Mike is in Lost Wages, Nevada. You survived
the Big F one race. Mouthwash Mike. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Yeah, I am here and I have a checkered flag
blanket over my legs right now.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Congratulations. Is that given to you or did somebody throw
it on the ground and you took it.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Of both?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Actually, yeah, kind of both. Well, it can only be
one of the So it fell on the ground and
then you went to pick it up and they said
you can just keep it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I know, I was laying on the ground and so
many do it next to me.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, Okay, did you see any of the Did
you see any of the race?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Not at all, No, not at all.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
All I saw was the road construction and the bus
ride back and forth.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, a lot of that, A lot of that. Yeah.
They made sure to block the views of the race.
They didn't want anyone just see how people got around that.
I did see it.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
There's one set of escalators where you can see the racetrack,
and people were just riding them up and down constantly, times.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
In a row.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
You like that, You know, idaya that much energy. I
would have been there. But at the same time, you
have to walk up and down the escalators and then
your head's going to be singing bag like a billion
miles an hour and then unite, yeah, and then and
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then you're gonna be writing back down the escalator.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
And then that's a great description of what they what
Coop just said. They were going up and then they
were going down, and it's it's not that deep, it's
not at all. He just wanted to see a glimpse
of the race, and so that's the only way they
could do it. I had a buddy, actually, I was
at the the game last night of one of the
media guys I know was at the race. He covered
the race and he couldn't believe he said, the amount
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of money that these people spent. The race went around
maybe fifty times or whatever where each everyone was and
so it was like but you could only see it
for like less than two seconds. So it's the people
spend thousands and thousands of dollars to watch the race,
and they literally saw it for about what was that
like a minute forty.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Seconds laying as race. Then at that point, you know,
unless you know, unless see you really.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Like, well, hold on, say now, somebody wants to talk
to your mouth washed Mike. Let's say hello to Jed
who fled. Couple of legends. We're gonna put the legends together.
Hold on a second, you put that guy on. Hold.
Hello Jed who fled. You're on with mouth washed Mike.
He's in Vegas. Hello, Jed.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
So so the sign of the.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Scoreboard says two hundred twenty five, and it says two
hundred two five, you know, twentygo and I'm like, I
don't saying that. I think stove hundred laps. I'm trying
to figure it out, dude. And I some guys stopped
the ticket and I don't know I was supposed to
clot about it. And I was like, you got probably
taking standings about getting rid.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Of them. Are you dragging them about how many I
am doing they are going, or how many miles per
hour top speed?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I'd like to move past my risin thoughts and my
thoughts were wasted. I'd like to know how fast the
escalators go where you are? Dude, did you say if
your hair was whipping in the wind.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
I'm wearing a hat.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Of course, I got nose there here. Like if you
look at then the picture of that following your podcast,
you were right, dude, his Dodgers had They didn't even
they didn't brush out the the like the indigen the
you know there is a ranged up blow though you
could still see the dinner part of it. I'm sorry
you didn't ask for that, but uh.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, I told you. I told you it was a
Dodger hat. I was worried they took it. Everyone's paranoid
about the lawsuits and they edited out any logo. But
it was I was wearing a Dodger hat in a photo.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Sound that's all away things. A couple of weeks ago,
a random civilian asked you to touch the egg or
something like that, and you for someone God, the reason
if you ever take my fantastical overnight scot show connected
to real little reality? God, do you listen to?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Don't you listen to Glenn Beck? Doesn't he do real
world stuff?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
That's good? That's good. That's timely last the right there,
and he does real well, he's the future of entertainment enlightenment.
What I'm saying is he doesn't do what you said. Yeah, yeah,
he's having folk all you man, Why am I talking?
I'm talking to that.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, we're bringing everyone together. It's communal. We've got mouthwashed
Mike and Jed who fled of bringing everyone together.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Michael, let the baby bot correct.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Let's I don't think.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I don't think I'll p this.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You please, okay, all right, all right, you gentlemen. I
love you both your legends on this show, but we
must move on. We were We'll have the advice line
unscreen radio. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
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Check those photos out and now back to it. Hey,
you sports figure, guy or girl? Who got here with
you talking to songs? Here some instant advice? Hold that thut.
No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds,
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and if you don't like it, get away we go.
It's the instant advice line, unscreened radio. Who in sports
needs the advice? Could be a player, a prominent coach,
or media member, former athlete. Well this week is rather
obvious guy making thirty seven and a half million dollars
a year and he sucks at his job and he's
now giving the bird to fans that are criticizing him
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even though his coach doesn't have the balls to criticize him.
That would be Pete Carroll. We're talking about Geno Smith.
Any advice to Gino Smith? You're live on the air
when you hear my voice at eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox, Hello, Line one. Your advice to Gino Smith?
Line one?
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Good morning time.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
You ought to sell sandwiches?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
His names sound like a family, that is true? Or pizza.
Possibly there's a pizza place. Hello. Your next advice to
Gino Smith. Hello, you're on the air.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
The over under on Cowboy Callers tonight is ten, and
bet the Morga's on the over.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay, there you go. We miss Cowboy Dan, though he
didn't call anymore, Hopefully he's still around. Hello. Your next
advice to Gino Smith call her.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Don't turn that bus out with your blood on it.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Ben, I'll pay.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yes, I was making some chicken shorm me today. I
almost cut my thumb off. Hello, you're on the air. Yeah, didn't.
I got a buzzsaf thing chicken sharm of buzzing a
line six. Hello, line six, you're on the air, Air.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
And Rogers known as dig breast.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, Hey, Lucky Tony's back. Lucky Tony's line number one. Hello,
line one.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You need to get some buck?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, all right, calm down, Calm down, calm down. Line
your next line three? Hello, Yeah, man.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
This problem can only be alleviated by soaking up preebees
and going to the Rams game and then blathering about
it for an hour instead of talking about thrilling.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Cowboy all right, calm down, please, It was much more
important me going to that game. Hello, you're on the air,
line five.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Go, you know, like trash, it's like as a plan.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh yeah, not good for you. Sorry, Sean the Hood
Guy line sex You're on the air Hello, yeah he
needs to Okay, one more hurry up picket, last one,
last one in three line, three year earlier. Goo, we
missed it. We missed it because of Lucky Tony. Lucky Tony.
What can Brown do for you? It's our number three
Happy Monday to you. Is the twenty fourth day of
the month of November. On this Monday, here and hour
number three, we feature the Browns and the Raiders. Now
we were not planning on featuring this game, but here
we are. Why. It was the debut of Shadur Sanders.
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Shadur Sanders wanted to show the Browns that he's who
they've been looking for. Did he do that? Also? What
intrigues you the most about Chip Kelly being whacked as
the Raiders offensive coordinator following that game? And how do
you read Geno Smith giving the one finger salute to
Raider Nation as he made his way off the field
(00:45):
following a pathetic performance ten sacks, Hey, Gino, maybe throw
the ball away? Try that one time, pal. Anyway, we'll
get to all of that and more right now here.
It is our number three. No, just when you thought
you couldn't go any lower, the Raiders have outdone themselves
yet again. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
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A game we were not planning on discussing too much,
and here we are, we go where the stories take
us on the Ben Malors Show and our lead from
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas. They had a big
F one race in Vegas and that over the weekend,
and then they had an NFL game that featured two
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morbid franchises, the Factory of Sadness Road Show visiting Sin
City for a one day, one day sore in Vegas. Now,
why would this game get top billing here in hour
number three? Why? Oh why? All because of the Spawn
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of Dion, The Spawn of Dion, the much ballyhooed first
start for everyone's favorite fifth round draft pick currently playing
in the NFL, Shedur Sanders making his first appearance as
QB number one from beginning in Cleveland going against Gino Smith.
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Oh my, what an epic quarterback matchup that was. Did
you watch? Of course you didn't watch it. Well, maybe
you watched it was regional covers. But most people watch
multiple games, right, you got that you pay extra for
that bougie YouTube thing you watch all the game, So
maybe not. Though no worries. This game was was in
our rotation, was in our rotation as Brown's rookie Shader Sanders.
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He did not have the sexiest of stat lines. He
finished with two hundred nine yards passing in a touchdown
in his NFL starting debut for the team from Cleveland.
And Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett, how's he doing? He's doing? Good?
Good player, bad team. Good player, bad team, good player,
bad team. Miles Garrett three of the ten sacks ten
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sacks the Browns had against Ginos Smith. Oh God, does
he sucked? Man? Is he bad? Wow? Anyway, so that
was the story. The Browns end up winning the game
in the game that really wasn't all that close, shockingly,
as you would think that team would be close. Both
teams stake, but it really wasn't all that close. Browns
are three and eight. They ended a three game skid
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mark for the Cleveland Browns there, and they started their
forty second forty second different quarterbacks since returning to the
NFL in nineteen ninety nine. The old Cleveland Browns became
the Baltimore Ravens. It's all confusing. Sanders replaced fellow rookie
Dylan Gabriel, who was in the concussion protocol so it
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was not available, and in doing so, well, we ended
shoulder Sanders ended a seventeen game losing streak for Cleveland quarterbacks,
making their first start. We had that at the end
of last week. I think that was the who am I? Game?
Before the game, though, should Sanders? In the lead up
to the game, he said he wanted to show the
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Browns that he's who they've been looking for. Well, here's
a shoulder talking about the the the expectations, what he
was looking to accomplish. Here we go. What do you
hope to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Show against this Raiders defense?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You're teammates, yourself, and these Browns fans with their play today, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Who they've been looking for. Appreciate it. Okay, thank you,
thank you. Okay, that's a good jumping off point. Let
us discuss the question Shouldeur Sanders? As you heard there,
he wanted to show the Browns that he's who they've
been looking for. Did he do that? Did he? Did
he do that? All Right? So I've got on this one.
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I've got time capsule as tech, and we also have onion,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are gonna make the Baba goooche. We're gonna make
the Baba Gonooche. So my first thought here is that
this is a if. It's a sales pitch by should Sanders.
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The sales pitch went a little sideways. Well, they won
the game. When you're talking about what are you such
a hater? Should Sanders showed Cleveland that he is not
totally incompetent. He's still better at YouTube and TikTok, and
occasionally he can find someone named Dylan Sampson or Isaiah
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Bond on a broken play and get a bunch of yards.
Congratulations on my scorecard, the Malor scorecard, should ear Sanders.
He made two place, two place, and that means he's
like every other Browns quarterback. Occasionally, it's the old line,
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a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while,
we should hear Sanders occasionally will find a big pass play.
On my scorecard. He had a fifty two yard pass
play and a sixty six yard pass play for a touchdown.
And those are good highlights. Those are nice highlights. And
all that stuff. Outside of those plays, though, should ear
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Sanders completed fifty percent of the other passes that he attempted.
Fifty percent averaged five yards per pass attempt. Outside the
two broken plays. So the rest of the time, this
was a time capsule game. Now what was the time capsule?
The time capsule game, go back a few years. It
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felt like Tim Tebow watching Tim Tebow playing with the
Malibu sunglasses. That's essentially what this was here, Tim Tebow
time two point zero is what it felt like. At
a lot of hype. You got a guy get a
lot of publicity here, a lot of Hey, this guy's
so good, Oh my god, I done it yet, And
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he got a lot of hype, and then not a
lot there not a lot of meat on the bone.
And let's not forget that Shader Sanders was not going
against the two thousands Ray Lewis Ravens defense. He was not.
He was not going against the legion of Boom defense,
although they have Pete Carroll who put that team together
back in the day. In Seattle, there were a couple
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of fireworks kaboom, kurfui, a couple of fireworks, and then
there were some medicine balls he threw into the turf.
There was some of that. And let's not forget also
that the Raiders they have a middling defense. There's zero
fear factor when you talk about the Raiders defense in
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this game and Shader's passer rating. Again, we're judging him
based on the full body of his work and we're
not just saying, well, what about the two big pass plays,
because okay, those are broken place, the consistent connecting on passes,
driving the ball, leading the team down the field. He
didn't do any of that. He just didn't. There was
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none of that for Shudar Sanders. So outside of those
two broken plays, he had a forty one point six
passer rating, which I'm told is not good, and you
don't need analytics to know that generally stinks. That's just
kind of a way that it is. The Browns had
two hundred and seventy two d and seventy the total yards,
eleven first downs. Three of those were gifted by penalty
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from the Raiders. That means the Browns offense with Shooter Sanders,
by my computer like brain, they had all of eight
first downs that were not gifted to them by incompetence
and malfeasans by the Raiders. You're supposed to be the
future of the franchise, supposed to be the future of
the franchise, Shooter Sanders, and you're getting with five yards
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of pass and you had eight first downs in the game.
That's generally not what you're looking for. Now, what you're
looking for that is a pop gun offense is what
that is? Not even a water gun. That's a pop
gun offense by the Browns. So did Shooter Sanders prove
that he's what the Browns are looking for? That would
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be Ann with the capitol en No, with the Capitol end. No,
of course, not Bernie Kozar, who just got a new liver.
Bernie Kozar could have gone out there in his sleep
and would have while ordering uber eats from Femi who
came down from Minnesota, and still would have done at
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least as well as that. The malor report card on
Shooter Sanders, I'm not I'm not gonna be outraged. Am
I gonna give him an A? No, he's not an A, A, B,
A C, D and F No, none of that. I
give Shadar Sanders an I for incomplete. The report card
is incomplete. I give an eye. Did he drown? No, No,
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he didn't drown. He didn't drown. Did he swim Nah No,
not really. I wouldn't call that swimming. He floated, he
had some water wings on some floaties, and so that's good.
He had the floaties, good for him, and uh and
and the round's gotta win, which is I guess exciting
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for them. They were happy about that. And I guess
the lifeguard didn't really need to go into the water
too much. And so there's that. And is he the
QB wall. We'll see about that now. Meanwhile, a lot
of news from the Raiders as they made some headlines
after the game, not any during the game. On the
Vegas side, the Raiders said bye bye to offensive coordinator
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Chip Kelly and don't let the door hit you where
the Good Lord split you as you're out. Chip Kelly whack.
What a great gig for chip Kelly. Holy crap, I'm
so jealous of chip Kelly. So chip Kelly fired hours
after the Raiders dropped to two and nine on the season,
and they lose to the Browns by a couple of touchdowns.
So chip Kelly is the fall guy. Gotta have a
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fall guy. Raiders made Chip Kelly the highest paid offensive
coordinator in the NFL this season, and the Raiders have
been not only a football team, they've been absolutely dismal
on offense. How bad is it. The loss to the
Browns was their fifth straight and congratulations to Raider you
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have clinched your fourth consecutive losing season. And but wait,
there's more, eighteenth losing season since the year twenty oh two,
which means, if you're in your early twenties, your entire
life the Raiders have sucked. Like your entire life the
Raiders material like, I'm kind of old, and when I
was a kid, the Raiders were great. They won all
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the time. They had really good teams every year, they
were in the playoff seemingly every year. And now, god,
they bad Raiders. Through eleven games. Through eleven games, their
offense is ranked thirtieth in the NFL. I'm told that's
not good. Two hundred and sixty nine yards per game,
that is ranked thirty first in the NFL. They're averaging
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less than sixteen points per game. So the question what
intrigues you? What intrigues you the most about Chip Kelly
being whacked as the Raiders offensive coordinator. So the thing
that intrigues me the most is the Tom Brady part
of this story. He is getting a full pardon by
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the other elites in the media. We're not part of
the mainstream, we do an overnight show. We've been very
critical of Tom Brady because he deserves it. He's done
a terrible job. He's the Michael Jordan of NFL owners.
He says, well, he only owns a small part of it. Well,
Mark Davis didn't know what he's doing. Mark Davis is like, listen,
I just want to eat PF. Chang's and I want
to date younger women and play slot machines at the airport.
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Leave me alone. And Tom, why don't you this is
your baby, why don't you run this thing? And Tom's like, okay,
I'll run it. And so tom Brady's acting like an
Aztec here. He's doing. The human sacrifice is what he's doing.
And we saw the fact that he does own just
a small part of the Raiders, but it's enough where
he's the general manager by proxy. He hired his old
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college buddy to be the general manager of the Raiders
and take care of a lot of the day to
day stuff, but any big decisions tom Brady's involved in.
So you've got that Tom Brady handpicked the coach and
the quarterback who appear to be washed up. The coach
and the quarterback at the same time there, And so
you look around, and first it was the special teams guy,
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as Tom Brady's standing there every few weeks now and
he's dropkicking someone in the actual black hole. It was
the special teams coach a couple weeks back. Now it's
the offensive coordinator, Chip Kelly, as he's out. So Chip
Kelly is gone. He's gone. And so if you work
on this staff with the Raiders, keep your resume updated,
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keep the car running in the parking lot there at
the Raider facility in Henderson. The Grim Reaper wears uggs
and has a big basket of TV twelve electrolytes. If
you want some of those, he'll give. Chip Kelly was
the highest paid offensive coordinator in football this year, and
the Raiders are thirtieth in offense, thirty first in scoring.
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That is a refund situation. And chip Kelly's got two
more years at twelve million totals, so six million a
year not to coach the Raiders. Me and I mentioned
they averaged a little over fifteen points a game the Raiders.
That makes you qualified. If Chip Kelly wants to coach
the Iowa Hawkeyes, he can coach Iowa in the Big Ten.
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That's about Iowah Hawkeye territory fifteen points per game. There
as a low blow. I'm pretty sure chip Kelly did
not forget how to coach. He was part of the
Ohio State staff that won the championship last year. And
with Vegas. You look around the room there with Vegas
and he is attempting to polish turds and guess what,
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spider alert. Spider alert. Chip kell is trying to polish
turds and there's supply chain issues at the turd polish factory,
so he's run out of turd polish unfortunately. There And
the theme song for the Raiders this season, as bad
as It's gotten, is a Toby Keith classic, the Wacky Tobacci,
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because a lot of those guys with the Raiders are
smoking the Wacky Tobacci right now. Chip Kelly's gone, the
scoreboard hasn't changed, and they had to have a new
fall guy. They have a new fall guy. The Raider assistants.
They must be checking their pulse hourly there if you're
an assistant coach for the Raiders. The Silver and Black
Disease remains undefeated, and is this going to be a
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one and done situation for Pete Carroll. Are they going
to remove Pete Carroll? They've already undermined Pete they got
rid of there's the tripod. Right, you've got the coach,
but then you've got the tripod. You've got the defensive coordinator,
of the offensive coordinator, the special teams, coach coordinators. So
they've gotten rid of two of the three. Two of
the three they've gotten rid of. That means that Pete
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Carroll is on the short list and he would be
the next guy to go. Now, final thought. Staying with
the game and the Raiders and the brown Not only
did Chip Kelly get whacked, the man that's responsible to
coach Killer as we like to call him, Geno Smith,
there totally incompetent. Camera's caught in over his head, in
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over his head, drowning Raider quarterback Geno Smith, who decided
he had had enough. The man who's known legendary mister softy,
Geno Smith cannot handle any criticism, and he decided he
wanted to clap back at some fans that were giving
him the business. After the humiliation situation, losing at home
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by two touchdowns, getting sacked ten times, Geno Smith. The
sack is a quarterback stat So as Smith was s
shane his way off the field there in Vegas, the
fans were serenading him, goofing on him, making fun of him,
and as he was making his way to the tunnel, well,
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Geno Smith was caught on candid camera and he was
flipping off some of the heckling Raider fans there. You
can see him doing it in slow mo. There's video
that's gone viral. Even our friend Inka Terror who's blind,
has seen that. So the question how do you read
how do you read Geno Smith and his one finger
(19:16):
salute one finger salute to some Raider fans, not Browns fans,
Raider fans. So they've been saying, they've been saying over
the years, the fish rots from the head down. In
the case of the Las Vegas Raiders, it rots from
their thirty seven and a half million dollars a year
quarterback on the way down. There's a lot of brain
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rot there with Geno Smith hyper sensitive. You talk about onion,
he's onion skinned. Gino overly emotional, he's ver klemped, sacked
ten times. You know how bad a quarterback you have
to be to be sacked ten times, like, you should
go get another job if you're that at your job.
(20:01):
But what about the other julyne Oh my god, Oh
shut up, you don't know ball. You don't know ball.
Ten sacks and then flip your own fans off as
you're coming off the field. That's your franchise quarterback right there.
That's the Raiders, and that's the face that Pete Carroll
(20:21):
decided that he wanted to go into his bunker. He said,
I want that guy. He's the ultimate bunker buster and
Geno Smith he is. So Gino looks like the world's
most expensive crash test dummy as he continues to amaze
on a weekly basis. Here as the pressure is mounting,
and when the pressure mounts, Gino just gifts raps. So
(20:44):
the sack Browns have a good defense. This is a
historical game for the Cleveland Browns, and so you look
around the sack again. As a quarterback statistic, he isn't unlikely, unlucky.
Gino is slow. And there's another quarterback who's not very
good but avoid sacks. Now, Davis Mills. We saw him
(21:04):
with the Texans back on Thursday, same crappy offensive line
in Houston, which everyone said is terrible. Just get rid
of the ball, quicker, throw the ball away, and you
play a clean game. Don't get sacked one time. Not
one time do you get sacked. Not one time do
you get sacked? And then in this game, well yeah,
ten times. Because Gino doesn't know what the hell he's
(21:26):
doing on a lot of these plays, and it's a shame.
You hold the ball like you're waiting for for Shakespeare
to finish writing Act three, and you're like, I got
a he's writing it on the ball, So I'm just
gonna wait for Shakespeare to finish. Well, Shakespeare's dead, it
doesn't matter. I'm gonna wait for him to finish. I
want him to finish. And the moment right now, in
(21:47):
this moment, we worry about today's show. You look at
at Gino Smith, who is thirty first in the NFL,
thirty first in the NFL among quarterbacks. He's behind David
the aforementioned Davis Mills, barely ahead of Dylan Gabriel who
was taken out with a concussion. And so Gino's not
(22:08):
just playing bad that would be okay. He's becoming a
coach killer. As we mentioned previously, the Raiders getting rid
of some coaches here, and the middle finger that was
not really for the fans so much as that middle
finger was for Chip Kelly. Go to the guillotine. Chip
your number one in line at the G. So the
(22:29):
Raiders thought they hired a savior and Pete Carroll and
they had paid big money for Chip Kelly and all
this stuff, and now they have a thirty seven and
a half million guy, a quarterback who can't play, who's
an emotional landmine in Geno Smith and superstars run all
of these pro sports leagues. And when your star detonates
(22:53):
in slow mo, that's a no go. That's that's a
no go. You don't have a quarterback y all lot
of turbulence. There's a lot of turbines there with Ginosmith.
It is the Ben Mahler Show. If you'd like to comment,
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to be part of the program. Time now for the
Mallor Riddle of the Day. And here's the Malor Riddle
of the Day. Here it is so. New York Mets
owner Steve Cohen recently sold a blank at auction for
twelve point one million dollars. New York Mets owner Steve
Cohen recently sold a blank at auction for twelve point
(23:36):
one million dollars. That is the malor riddle of the day.
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
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We don go back to it. And I mentioned one
NFL game on tap and that is tonight in the
(25:41):
Bay Area. The Panthers and the forty nine Ers. Not
a great matchup. The Niners though a seven and a
half point favorite in that game, and they're getting most
of the cash and the public also backing the forty
nine ers to win that game. In a route or
route over the caroline of Panthers who have a record
(26:03):
that would indicate they're a contender, but they certainly seem
like a pretender of the Carolina Panthers. If they can
win that game, they win that game all of a sudden,
Oh my god, I can't believe it. They gotta win
that game. Let's go the phones and we'll say hello
to eeny Meeni Mini Mode. Let's sello to Ea dog
who's on Long Island. Hello, eat Dog, Welcome?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Eat Dog? I was gonna tease, I was gonna I
gotta pay off the teas? So can you can you
bear what? You can? Hang out with me while I
pay off the tea's? Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I did? The question was the malor riddle of the day, right?
So then I have to read some answers. People said
in here's the riddle of today. Mets owner Steve Cohen
recently sold a blank at auction for twelve point one
million dollars. That is the rule. Yes, but let me
read some other guests first? How about that Alfie alien
O Pinter said, a pyramid scheme? What else do we
(26:59):
have here? Assigned picture of Ben Maller from Benny versus
the penny from ferg Dog his girlfriend's prosthetic leg guest
by Donkey Sausage plane ticket Dbie Cooper bought fifty four
years ago today from Late Night Drug Tester is his
mister met Bobblehead doing a Geno Smith impersonation from Mallard
(27:25):
prop guy. Who else? A Golden Throne guest by Nick?
That's his answer? Who else do we have page down
sold five bricks of a white substance from the nineteen
eighty six Mets guest by Perrito George Went is the
answer from Doc Dan in Minnesota. A Cuban cigar collection
from Trucker Joe gotta have a fall guy? What else
(27:48):
do we have? A yacht yacht in Yonkers from Eke
and Roso Minnesota. Oh you like that one? Okay? He
liked that one? Golden Goose at auction from Mike Mike
the Leprechaun. That was his answer. Who else do we
have a mister Irrigation sending something?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well he's he's on he's on X right now, you're
a fan of his work, Well, he never calls. He's
only on X. He's not a good caller. That's a
bad job by you. A deep fried chicken cake from
courtesy flusher. All right, go ahead, there, e dog. What's
the answer the Mallard riddle of the day. Is it
(28:34):
honess he sold Honus Wagner? No, Lorena? Who is he
obviously sold his beanie baby collection? Is it a beanie baby?
Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You think that?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's not it? No, the correct the correct answer. Steve
Cohen recently sold an eighteen carrot gold toilet at Austin
for twelve million. Why would anyone need an eighteen carrot toilet? Seriously,
even if you had a lot of money, like e dog,
(29:07):
if you had a lot of money, would you want
to would you want to crap on an eighteen carrot
gold toilet? When I when I was.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Jai Cho, there was this guy who was a Teacher's
name was William Taff and he said he sat on
a toilet, boy that broke?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Was it a gold toilet?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I don't know right now.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Have you ever broken the toilet?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Never?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
You've never broke into Have you ever clogged the toilet?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You have, all right? And did you did you do
the right thing and unclogged it or did you make
someone else do it? That's a bull crap. If you
clogged the toilet. You've got to unclogged. That's that's be
a polite person. Don't don't make somebody else unclogged the toilet.
What kind of animal?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Kind?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
What kind of animal are you?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Erry? I got a question for you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
What? Okay? There are five teams that can make it
to the Super Bowl, and I'm gonna say it real quick.
The Bills, the Rams, the Chieves, the Ravens, and Lorena
is still in the blank.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Hmm. I don't think she was listening.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Will you want me to repeat it?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
No? No, she's not gonna What do you want? Come on?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
The Cowboys? Baby should have known.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, well, if the Cowboys do make it to the
super Bowl, let's say the Cowboys play Buffalo in the
super Bowl, that is a good day for lo Raina
to go watch Wicked. So I think it will be
something new Wicked movie out in February and she'll be watching.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
How about John telling FRENDYV that guy said Dak Presker
with the NVV was mad and you can tissues to
go wipe this fut with it?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay? Thank you? Are you done? Is that is that?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
It?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What happened to Melissa. We just talked to you a
few days ago. She was fine. What happened?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
She says she's not doing I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well, okay, we'll call her then wake her up, see
how she's doing. All right, I gotta thank you. Go away.
A mouthwashed Mike is in Lost Wages, Nevada. You survived
the Big F one race. Mouthwash Mike. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Yeah, I am here and I have a checkered flag
blanket over my legs right now.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Congratulations. Is that given to you or did somebody throw
it on the ground and you took it.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Of both?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Actually, yeah, kind of both. Well, it can only be
one of the So it fell on the ground and
then you went to pick it up and they said
you can just keep it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I know, I was laying on the ground and so
many do it next to me.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, Okay, did you see any of the Did
you see any of the race?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Not at all, No, not at all.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
All I saw was the road construction and the bus
ride back and forth.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, a lot of that, A lot of that. Yeah.
They made sure to block the views of the race.
They didn't want anyone just see how people got around that.
I did see it.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
There's one set of escalators where you can see the racetrack,
and people were just riding them up and down constantly, times.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
In a row.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
You like that, You know, idaya that much energy. I
would have been there. But at the same time, you
have to walk up and down the escalators and then
your head's going to be singing bag like a billion
miles an hour and then unite, yeah, and then and
(33:23):
then you're gonna be writing back down the escalator.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
And then that's a great description of what they what
Coop just said. They were going up and then they
were going down, and it's it's not that deep, it's
not at all. He just wanted to see a glimpse
of the race, and so that's the only way they
could do it. I had a buddy, actually, I was
at the the game last night of one of the
media guys I know was at the race. He covered
the race and he couldn't believe he said, the amount
(33:49):
of money that these people spent. The race went around
maybe fifty times or whatever where each everyone was and
so it was like but you could only see it
for like less than two seconds. So it's the people
spend thousands and thousands of dollars to watch the race,
and they literally saw it for about what was that
like a minute forty.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Seconds laying as race. Then at that point, you know,
unless you know, unless see you really.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Like, well, hold on, say now, somebody wants to talk
to your mouth washed Mike. Let's say hello to Jed
who fled. Couple of legends. We're gonna put the legends together.
Hold on a second, you put that guy on. Hold.
Hello Jed who fled. You're on with mouth washed Mike.
He's in Vegas. Hello, Jed.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
So so the sign of the.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Scoreboard says two hundred twenty five, and it says two
hundred two five, you know, twentygo and I'm like, I
don't saying that. I think stove hundred laps. I'm trying
to figure it out, dude. And I some guys stopped
the ticket and I don't know I was supposed to
clot about it. And I was like, you got probably
taking standings about getting rid.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Of them. Are you dragging them about how many I
am doing they are going, or how many miles per
hour top speed?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I'd like to move past my risin thoughts and my
thoughts were wasted. I'd like to know how fast the
escalators go where you are? Dude, did you say if
your hair was whipping in the wind.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
I'm wearing a hat.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Of course, I got nose there here. Like if you
look at then the picture of that following your podcast,
you were right, dude, his Dodgers had They didn't even
they didn't brush out the the like the indigen the
you know there is a ranged up blow though you
could still see the dinner part of it. I'm sorry
you didn't ask for that, but uh.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, I told you. I told you it was a
Dodger hat. I was worried they took it. Everyone's paranoid
about the lawsuits and they edited out any logo. But
it was I was wearing a Dodger hat in a photo.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Sound that's all away things. A couple of weeks ago,
a random civilian asked you to touch the egg or
something like that, and you for someone God, the reason
if you ever take my fantastical overnight scot show connected
to real little reality? God, do you listen to?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Don't you listen to Glenn Beck? Doesn't he do real
world stuff?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
That's good? That's good. That's timely last the right there,
and he does real well, he's the future of entertainment enlightenment.
What I'm saying is he doesn't do what you said. Yeah, yeah,
he's having folk all you man, Why am I talking?
I'm talking to that.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, we're bringing everyone together. It's communal. We've got mouthwashed
Mike and Jed who fled of bringing everyone together.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Michael, let the baby bot correct.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Let's I don't think.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I don't think I'll p this.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You please, okay, all right, all right, you gentlemen. I
love you both your legends on this show, but we
must move on. We were We'll have the advice line
unscreen radio. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show,
up all night, every single night. Check out the social
media pages for the show. We use extra in the
live show. There's some photos up on Instagram, at Ben
Mahler on Fox and in Facebook. Ben Mahler's Show and
brief meet and greet with Fox Sports Radio alumni member TJ.
(37:32):
Reeves who is the Buccaneers sideline reporter. Not a good
day for the Bucks, but it was nice to see TJ.
Check those photos out and now back to it. Hey,
you sports figure, guy or girl? Who got here with
you talking to songs? Here some instant advice? Hold that thut.
No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds,
(37:53):
and if you don't like it, get away we go.
It's the instant advice line, unscreened radio. Who in sports
needs the advice? Could be a player, a prominent coach,
or media member, former athlete. Well this week is rather
obvious guy making thirty seven and a half million dollars
a year and he sucks at his job and he's
now giving the bird to fans that are criticizing him
(38:16):
even though his coach doesn't have the balls to criticize him.
That would be Pete Carroll. We're talking about Geno Smith.
Any advice to Gino Smith? You're live on the air
when you hear my voice at eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox, Hello, Line one. Your advice to Gino Smith?
Line one?
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Good morning time.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
You ought to sell sandwiches?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
His names sound like a family, that is true? Or pizza.
Possibly there's a pizza place. Hello. Your next advice to
Gino Smith. Hello, you're on the air.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
The over under on Cowboy Callers tonight is ten, and
bet the Morga's on the over.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay, there you go. We miss Cowboy Dan, though he
didn't call anymore, Hopefully he's still around. Hello. Your next
advice to Gino Smith call her.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Don't turn that bus out with your blood on it.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Ben, I'll pay.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yes, I was making some chicken shorm me today. I
almost cut my thumb off. Hello, you're on the air. Yeah, didn't.
I got a buzzsaf thing chicken sharm of buzzing a
line six. Hello, line six, you're on the air, Air.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
And Rogers known as dig breast.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, Hey, Lucky Tony's back. Lucky Tony's line number one. Hello,
line one.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You need to get some buck?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, all right, calm down, Calm down, calm down. Line
your next line three? Hello, Yeah, man.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
This problem can only be alleviated by soaking up preebees
and going to the Rams game and then blathering about
it for an hour instead of talking about thrilling.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Cowboy all right, calm down, please, It was much more
important me going to that game. Hello, you're on the air,
line five.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Go, you know, like trash, it's like as a plan.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh yeah, not good for you. Sorry, Sean the Hood
Guy line sex You're on the air Hello, yeah he
needs to Okay, one more hurry up picket, last one,
last one in three line, three year earlier. Goo, we
missed it. We missed it because of Lucky Tony. Lucky Tony.
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