November 24, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Jalen Hurts saying the meltdown in Dallas needs to 'light a fire' in the Eagles, if this counts as a signature win for the Brian Schottenheimer era Cowboys, Malik Nabers ripping the Giants coaching on social media, Maller Militia Feud, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, shaka, Laca. It's our number four. Our number four
is ready for you. The Eagles and the Cowboys Big
game on Fox. Tom Brady was there well. Jalen Hurtz
did not get her done. After the Eagles jumped out
to a three touchdown lead, they stopped scoring after that.
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Jalen Hurts says, the meltdown in Dallas needs to light
a fire in the Eagles. How do you read this one?
And does this count as a signature win in the
Brian Schottenheimer era with the Dallas Cowboys. We'll discuss that
Giants lost in overtime to the Lions. Maleak neighbors social
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media post ripping the Giants coaching decisions late in that
game was blank. We'll get to all of those stories
and more. Right now, have a wonderful start to the
big holiday week on this Monday. Here it is our
number four. The bird is the word welcome. In the
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Big Game on Fox deep in the heart of Texas.
And when these teams get together, you throw out the records.
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Actually one of them has a good record, the Eagles,
the Cowboys not so much. America's Game of the Week,
Tom Brady, one of the worst owners in the NFL,
moonlighting as a broadcaster on television, and Kevin Burkhardt they
had the call on America's Game of the Week. Now
Jalen Hurts and the very dramatic Philadelphia Eagles, great headlines,
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and the argument is, well, they're winning. It doesn't matter.
You're just being a shock chuck. You just want to
talk about the Eagles because they're winning it. They never
lose it out. Okay, well not anymore so. Eagle's sparring
with Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys. Don't if he
saw the game or not. I know Bugatti was watching
as he drives his truck around. Well, it came down
to the very end and Brandon Aubrey a forty two
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yard field goal at the buzzer as time expired, and
Dak Prescott rallying Dallas from a twenty one point deficit.
The Cowboys dug all the way out of a twenty
one to nothing deficit in the Dallas Football team beats
the Philadelphia football team twenty four to twenty one. Your
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final twenty four unanswered points by the Dallas Cowboys. Eagles
did have a missed field goal in there. They had
a lot of punts of fumble, a key fumble Sakwan Barkley.
So not great. Cowboys are five five and one now
as they have a shot they can go eight eight
and one the Dallas Cowboys, they're still in the game
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on that. They converted on their third tie breaking chance
of the fourth quarter. Got it done there and Dak
Prescott his home winning streak in the division the NFC
East now up to nineteen nineteen consecutive home wins for
Dak Prescott. There, the Eagles offense reverting as they were
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pretty good early then the rest of the game they
reverted back and AJ Brown, I'm sure we'll get some
good content from aj this week. Not happy there. The
star receiver did help the Eagles get twenty one point
advantage in the game in Philadelphia. You know how rare
it is to lose a twenty one point lead.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
How rare is it?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thanks for asking? So it's so rare. It hasn't happened
to the Eagle franchise in a generation since the nineties.
Oh my god, I'm even alive in the nineties before
Fox Sports Radio was around. Fox Sports Radio started in
the year two thousand, so this is the end of
two thousand. So this is my god, mind blowing. Yeah,
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nineteen ninety nine, Jalen Hurts did give a state of
the Bird's address. Jalen Hurts did, and we have a
little taste of what Hurts sounded like. So let's go
to the audio tape. Here we go. In the end,
we had an opportunity to win the game and we didn't,
and so we gotta own this one.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Let it light of fire in us as a team
and stay together and move forward. I think there you go,
stay together and move forward. All right, So let us
discuss that's a good jumping off point the question, as
you just heard in that brief sound bite, Jalen Hurts
saying that the meltdown in Jerry's world needs to light
a fire for the Eagles. Here, light a fire underneath
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the Eagles. How do you read this one? So I've
got pat Riley, watermark and ghostwriting, and we will combine
all of these things together, and we're gonna make for Perito.
We're gonna make the Gabba gool. We're gonna make the
Gabba gool, all right. So to lead off here, Jalen
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Hurts while he spoke and give he gave the state
of the Eagles address and all that stuff. Uh, you know,
he's grabbing it at straws. I guess the way I
was just trying. He's grabbing at straws here because because
the Eagles don't I'm any I'm not an Eagle fan. Okay,
obviously I don't. I'm only skinning the game. I'm not
investing in Eagles. But I would not want to hear
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if I was an Eagle fan, I would not want
to hear you light a fire, move forward, forward, stay
together like all of that stuff. This is a once
in a generation biblical meltdown which follows a week of
consternation inside the Eagles locker room palace. Intrigue is what
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it's called, and people love it, right, people love it,
And Hurts always sounds canned it's like canned tuna. It's canned.
When you hear jail and hurts. It's just how he
comes across. It's somebody he practices the cliches and all
that and what to say, and he's got it all
down pay and so it's like it comes out of
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some kind of motivational self help gurus books, something along
those lines. He went straight to page one. We didn't compete.
Light a fire, own it. Turn the page. Turn the page.
Now there is a Komodo dragon in the room. And
the Komodo dragon in the room is and he doesn't
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want to talk about it. Internal beef. Where's the beef?
Internal beef? We've got the beefs Yeah, they do so
aj Brown, that's legit, that's big time. The mojo is
a little off in Philadelphia. It's a lot of off.
The mojo a little off, and we all know it.
You've also got the disease of me. Oh that sounds bad.
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What is the disease of me? Well, the disease of
me is pat Riley, who diagnosed this years ago. He's
who's pat Riley used to be a big time guy
in the NBA. He's kind of just enjoying retirement in
Miami as he occasionally makes a trade for the Miami Eat.
But the disease of me, this is a full blown
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pneumonia in Philadelphia right now. Players feeling underappreciated, like aj Brown.
You've got paranoia over the lack of touches that some
players are getting and for other players want more money.
They're not going to get the money if they don't
touch the ball. You've got clicks click aty click little
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pockets in the locker room. You have the pro Jalen
Hurts group. You've got the anti Jalen Hurts group. So
you've got that going on. You mix that all together,
and then you've got effort players trying to just outshine
other teammates because they're concerned about getting their numbers and
getting all the attention and all that stuff. And even
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when they win, now they've Eagles lost this game, but
when they've won, and they've won a lot this year.
They were the top team in the NFC before the
Rams usurped them with the Rams win on Sunday Night
over the Buccaneers. So the Rams are the top team
in the NFC. The Patriots are the top team in
the AFC, and they would both have the buy. If
the season ended the day, both teams would cost the
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NFL a lot of money. The whole championship pedigree, which
we hear a lot about the Philadelphia the Championship DNA.
It's like a Jenga tower and you pull one thing
out and the whole thing collapses. It just comes tumbling
down here and in this moment, Jalen Hurts is not
rallying the troops. There's no rallying the troops here. He's
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grabbing its straws, is what he's doing. You got a
little straw, a little strow. It's like a claw machine.
He's grabbing stuff, trying to win some tickets. That's what
he's trying to do. And he's the guy just trying
to keep peace, peace, harmony in the community and all
that stuff. And of course everything's on fire in Philly.
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Hurts kind of like a politician, like the ambassador Jalen
Hurts there, he's the ambassador at the podium. He gets
up to the dais there. It gives the state of
the bird's address and the approval rating is dropping fast
for Jalen Hurts. Right now, people are like, what's going on.
I don't understand why are they not playing better right now?
It looks like the whole thing is ready to burn.
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Baby burn, burn, burn burn, bren Burn and Arson his dream.
So Philadelphia, good luck, check the alarm clocks. We recommend
that because the smoke is already in the building. The
smoke is in the building now. Meanwhile, on the Dallas side,
how about damn Cowboys? The Dallas Cowboys question for the
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esteem panel. Does this count as a signature win for
Brian Schottenheimer in his run as coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
So I'm gonna nod my head. Yes, I'm gonna nod
my head. Yes, I'll be Benny bright Side on this one. However,
let's not get hammered. Let's not get drunk and spike
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the kool aid when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys.
So there's two things that can be true. This is
a signature win for the Cowboys. And let's cool your
Jets but not the New York Jets when you talk
about it. And here's why, all right, the Cowboys, I
give them credit. They did not turtle up and curl
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up when they fell behind by twenty one points. They
didn't getting the fetal position and start sucking their thumb
and ask for mommy. They did not, and so they
didn't do those things. It's just good. That's good. The
fact that we have to compliment them on doing this
because in other games they have played like that is problematic.
They didn't pout, they didn't cry, they didn't shout, they
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did none of that. They didn't deal with the old
oh woe is me, which the Cowboys have often done,
oh boo, hoo hoo, you know, that whole thing. So
they didn't do that, and then you look at it,
it's like, Okay, they tightened some things up, tighten the screws. Defensively,
Jerry Jones made a couple of trades. You're never supposed
to compliment Jerry, but he made a couple of moves.
And it does appear the Cowboys defense isn't better than
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it had been, couldn't be much worse than they were
playing the first part of the season. So the Cowboys,
whether it's the new guys or the old guys playing better,
either way, they are doing a better job the Cowboys defensively.
Now that said, just because you didn't have a pity party,
does not mean that we need to provide you with confetti.
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There's no confess that we're going to give you here.
And you finally did something tangible to highlight. Congratulations on
that rather than just the drama O rama, which are
so good at and so I will stamp. I will
give the Malord stamp of approval. And the Cowboys coming
back from three touchdowns behind in this game. So there
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you go again. Before though, we get too far into
the weeds here, we don't need to put a statue
up for Brian Schottenheimer because they beat the Eagles at
home in a game that they were an underdog against
Philadelphia in this game, so they showed a little bit
of spine. Congratulations. They still got the gauntlet. They've won
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the first part of the gauntlet. You still got Kansas City,
and I believe Detroit coming up. I think that's the
gauntlet if I remember correctly, for the Dallas Cowboys. All right, now,
last thing, we go to Motown. Why do we go
to Motown? Do we want to hear music? No, we
don't want to hear music. Do we want to eat
a Detroit style pizza? No, we don't want to Detroit pizza.
The Giants had the Lions on the ropes and led
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him off the hook. They did. They had them on
the ropes, let them off. The Giants blew a ten
point lead in the fourth quarter. It all went away.
Bye bye. There goes the lead right there. Giants blew
it and they lost in overtime in epic fashion on
a sixty nine yard touchdown run by mister Gibbs for
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the Detroit Lions. But the better story is in the
losing locker room, and that's where we will focus in
on the drama by someone who didn't even play in
the game. How could that be? We're talking about Moleek Neighbors,
not my neighbors, not your neighbor. It's Moleak Neighbors. There.
Won't you be my neighbor? Yeah, he's not mine, but
I guess you can be hers. So Eleak Neighbors wasn't
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even in uniform. He's out for the year with an injury,
and yet he was engaged as the Giants were blowing
the game against the Detroit Lions, and Neighbors found a
way to make it all about him. They get all
about him, very exciting. So what did he do get
to the point, please so Neighbors fired off a post
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on social media, and in that post he said they
might be losing on purpose, questioning the coaching decisions of
the Giants Mike Kaffa, the interim coach. So he says,
you want to talk tanking, and the tanking was brought
up and people are bringing this up and whatnot. So
the question on this one, Malik Neighbors, the talented wide
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receiver who's injured for the Giants, social media post ripping
the coaching decisions late in the game is blank. So
that is a live hand grenade, is what? That is?
A live hand grenade from your injured star. I hope
you enjoy it. There, It is right there. It's cosplay. Also,
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everything old is new again, and everything new at one
point was old. For example, is Maleak Neighbors Molie Neighbors
out there ghostwriting Odell Beckham Junior's diary and something that
happened years ago obj with the Giants similar You toss
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out the frustration, the drama, O rama, and then you
delete the post. You delete the post. Does he understand
that social media posts are like diamonds that they last forever.
You delete nothing on social media. It's like it's like
saying you got a tattoo and you're gonna delete the tattoo. Okay, Well,
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in the tattoos people have taken photos of the tattoo.
You with the tattoo, and even if you get it off,
there's still markings that you have of the tattoo. It's
like posting something on social media gets screenshotted, archived, dissect it.
If you're famous. Evidence that goes to the Smithsonian in DC.
By the time you've had supper, it's already all the
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way there. Now, neighbors point is not wrong. By the way,
the Giant Mike Kofka, the coaching genius there, this is
his dummy run. And what a debacle for the Giants
at the end of that game. You could have run
the clock, run the ball. Instead, you threw the ball
late in the game and it was not well executed.
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And the great thing about it, with all of these
idiot coaches, Jacksonville won their game. They had to win
it in overtime because their nerd coach to ball cowdy.
They had the ball down, they were up by three,
had a chance to kick a field goal from about
the twenty five yard line and would have gone up
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by six, forcing Arizona to get a touchdown. They decided
to go for it on fourth down, did not get
the line, the game, turn the ball over on downs
and Arizona went down tied the game. Then they went
to overtime. All they needed was a field goal. But
that's the what. No matter what these idiots do, no
matter how bad a decision they make, they always say, well,
the numbers back it up. I deal with the same
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bull crap in baseball, any dumb decisions that everybody' said, well,
it's all the analytics, it's the analytics. It's the same crap.
Politicians say, well, we looked at the numbers and we
determined that raising your taxes so you can't afford to
buy any food is a good idea. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. So anyway, the whole thing stank, the
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whole thing. And he's rehabbing, he being Molik Neighbors, is
rehabbing watching his teammates go toe to toe with one
of the top teams in the NFC and coaching steps
in and says, we're good, We're okay. And that is
the danger zone. Stranger danger, the danger zone. When injured
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stars start posting on social media, the culture starts to crack.
I'm all for it. Do I love it? I got
a talk show to do. I love the fact that
elite neighbors did this, and neighbors will be told. I'm
sure we'll have to talk. Keep that internal, keep that internal. Please,
come on, we need to keep that internal. And Odell
back in the day, he tried that, keep it internal,
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and then he deputized his dad and whole thing, and
that was to get out of Cleveland. But prior to that,
he got traded to the Browns from the Giants. They
said no, we're not going to trade him, and they
signed him to an extension the Giants and then shortly
after that traded disass get out of here. So congratulations
to the New York Giants. They not only gagged up
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a ten point lead and lost to the lines in overtime,
you just opened up a fresh bottle of the Brew
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But if you're awake, you're already a member of the
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We got some leftovers to get to as well. And
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comments cannon will be used against you in the court
of sports radio. Back to it, Blake in Arkansas writs,
and he says, Hey, after that poop storm of phone
calls you took, I am desperately trying to call in
and let your advertisers know that you do have a
handful of normal people that do tune in before they
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all cancel. No, no, no, The people that call in
and the people that listen are two different subgroups. It's
not the same. It's not the same. And I've proven
that I've gone. I met a lot of listeners all
over the United States. You'd expect exactly exactly. I mean,
we did get mouthwashed Mike to show up. I was
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gonna say, this sounds some of what you'd expect and hollering.
James did go to the one in Minnesota, So I
mean some of those guys. But the rest of the
people are knowing people, you know, and normal hardworking people
that have jobs and families and people that love them
and kids and grandkids and and and you know, their
uncles and aunts and all that. And they're just normal
people and they're just living their life and they just
happen to be listening. And that's that. Let's go to
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the phones. Let's say hello to Macho Man in Hawaii. Hello,
Macho Man, welcome, Hey, Hey yo yo.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Ben Mallard, comedian Dano Macho.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
How are you? How's the comedy world?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Oh, it's a little bit jded here in Hawaii. However,
my friend Dorco wants to know, is there any crude
to the rumor? Okay, okay, everybody who hates the cowboys
calls them the cow girls. However, uh, in this day
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and age of all inclusiveness, will the cowboys have to
change their name, image and likeness to the cow people?
How about them?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
How people?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's a great idea and uh, really a serious issue. Yeah,
I mean it's very offensive by girls and boys. People
get very offended by that, some people, And it's a
great idea. I think you should. I think you should
call the NFL and say, hey, listen, you guys, change
the name. It's not right.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Directly to the top or who do I have?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, I would I would, Yeah, call Park Park Avenue
and the saving and talk to the commissioner of the
NFL and they'll they'll blow you off. But why not?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Okay, I got one more question?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, here, one more, one more here, we go.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
We're gonna give the phone to Dorco though. Okay, this
is okay, hang on, Dorko, Donko, you're you're on the air. Okay, okay, uh.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Is it Dan?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Uh No? Ben's went out for a smoke.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Actually okay, Well, anyway, I just wanted to know Big
Lou the guy is his last name, Zipper?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Big okay, blue Zipper?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I thank you? Was there a full moon? Are we
having a full moon? Is nothing? I realized you're in Hawaii.
There's nothing to do after like dark in Hawaii. So
I understand that I got you go look at the start,
at the ocean or something. I don't know. Let's go
to any meaning money mow. Let's go to our said
in Cleveland. Haven't heard from our said in a while?
What's going on? Our said? Welcome?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Hey baby. I was watching the movie the other night.
I don't watch movies over and over, but this one
scene was coming up. This little kid with the baseball man.
It was in his dad's office, waiting to play catch
with his dad. His dad walked in with a box
full of work. Kid realized, I'm not going to be
able to play catch with my pad. I think I
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know this The look on this kid's face was oscar worthy.
How they got a kid that age to display that
kind of emotion that's amazed by it?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
What is he talking about? It must be new movie
starring our one and only Justin Cooper. Liar, Liar, he
right there, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Well, speaking of that, when I first call, I used
a version of my charo key name because I had
the same last name as somebody on the show. And
my first name is Daniel, my middle name is Brent.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Are we related?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
No? Well, anyway, I was ten years old in nineteen
seventy one when dB Cooper made news and ruined my life.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
He wrote, dB Cooper ruined your life because you jumped
out of a plane.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, well that's my name, Daniel Brent Cooper.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh, your name is DBE Cooper. But that wasn't even
his name, right, That was a fake name that he
used his name, and they don't know what his real
name was. They just went by the dB Cooper thing
because that's the name he wrote down.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well, when you're ten and eleven years old, you got
teachers in school asking me what I did with the money.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Oh yeah, what a bunch of a holes. The teachers
like that, busting your shops, and you still remember. You're
an old man now, but you still remember our seg
You don't. You don't forget when the teacher is an
a hole, right, Oh, you never forget exactly you're doing?
All right? That we haven't heard of you in a while.
Everything okay with you?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, I'm trying to get into sports again.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh you got out of that's why you didn't call.
You got out of sports? What happened?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You get and listen every night. But the thing is,
from time I was fifteen to forty five, Yeah, I
hit seventy four percent against the spread and football picks
every week on Big twenty college games and every pro game,
I hit seventy four percent for my.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Entire that's pretty good out. That's better than good. That's
you should be really wealthy if you if you're being
legit because nobody hits that many.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, I was able to make money for about fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Good but anyway, not anymore, not anymore, man, You can't
these days. Forget about it. Man up is down right
his left bizarro world. I gotta go or I said,
we love you.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm glad you called in it's good to hear your voice.
The great Oars said from Cleveland. They're checking in. We
say hello to hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, minas ole, Hello,
hollering James. They love when he's sleeping. James is a
(28:43):
top five caller all time. When he's like this, he agrees,
that's a good one. The problem is when he's not sleeping.
That's the cut. Wow, this is extended. He's not pausing
(29:06):
right now. Oh, here we go. That's the pause. Fifteen
second pauses between. Oh, he's still breathed a little bit. Ah,
I thank you for that. Let's go to who do
we have. Let's say hello to Mike the leprechaun, who
is next in the Commonwealth and actual leprechaun calling in
(29:29):
right now. How lucky are we to have a leprechaon
Hello Leprechaun.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Happy Thanksgiving Eve Eve Eve. Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Now, what do they what do they call in your
home country? What do they call Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7 (29:44):
They call it a regular Thursday.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
That's right, they call it Thursday. That's right. You've heard
that joke before. I have.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I wrote the joke. By the way, you never know,
I might be DV Cooper m I don't think.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You're old enough to be dB Cooper.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Okay, maybe I'm not, but I'm not certainly I'm not
a nat old teacher. My picks for three and oh
this week, which is great. Poppy has to win one
tonight to make it three and oh the chick in
his back. He was on load management last week. I'm
not selling my golden toilet.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
You did?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I want to keep that?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
You have a golden toilet?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
What the heck do you think? Lep the concept?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Anyway, my kids, I saw rainbow the other day. I saw,
I mean, some of your people. I was driving there
was a rainstorm here.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
In l A.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
And I saw it and I did a shout out
to one person. Malar malor prap guy. He does great
stuff for your shows.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh yeah, he made a video of you ai veris Well.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
They did one for Lorena today too. Anyway, So the
Pats have many injuries after yesterday, which is disappointing.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You know, it's disappointing, but it's that's reality. That's what happens.
That's like that you get hurt. It's a war of attrition.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
It is It is all fair in love and.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
War, correct, h Sure, sure go with that here.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Jerry Jones is happy today. And you know whose this happy?
From Dayton? He's a happy man?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Are you sure about them? Can let me check in
me see if he's happy. Hold, I say, uh, is
it true, Dick and Dayton that you're a happy man
right now? Good morning, Ben, Hello to you. Yes, you're
finally pulled through. Yeah, and you approve of shreder Sanders.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yes you did? You?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Did you watch the game or listen to the game?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I listened to the game. I couldn't get it on TV.
I was so upset.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Why could you not get the Browns game on No, I've.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Watched the Big Bulls. Yeah, and I get I didn't
get I don't know if CBS or Fox had it.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Well did you try both channels? Did you?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I tried every channel. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, you couldn't. You couldn't get it. There was a
CBS game. They had Tom McCarthy and Ross Tucker, which
means it was very low on the totem pole, because
if you have Tom McCarthy and Ross Tucker that means
it's not a big game. But they were there, so
they were working for CBS. So but you heard on
the radio and our guy was Andrew doing the game.
Andrew Ceciliano.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You like him.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I think he's one of the best.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, one of the best.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right, that's good. I'm gonna let him know. I'm
gonna send him a text right now. I'm gonna wake
him up. I'm seeing you're one of the best. Approved
by all right, Bye bye. If Dick says that, it
must must be true. Yeah, never wrong, never wrong. Let's
see Blind Scott got a lot of angry email from
Blind Scott attacking weed Man last week. People very upset
(32:36):
with that, and they say, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Oh yeah, hippie shud dude. Hippie's throwing everything. That's why
they put the no hippie sign up. But I didn't
call about that. Coop they opened. They opened a new
restaurant called North End Lots. The company this is right
up Coop Sally. It has everything he wants there. Michael
Porter was in Boston. I don't know where he ate,
but he didn't read a tip. So Michael Porter was quoted,
you don't have to tip on a three thousand dollars
(32:59):
restaurant fill or a two hundred and fifty uber eachgo
you shouldn't have to tip twenty like.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Well holds that right, and it don't they put if
you if your bill's over a certain amount, they put
the tip in anyway, so you don't.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Have to because of idiots, because of idiots like this
that get rich that shouldn't be rich. You know, complete
trash people. That's why it's amazing in America is the
only country where we'll pay people to be completely rich
that are complete jerks, you know what I'm saying. So
on one other thing, dude, somebody came to the wrong
bag of chips at the grocery store to try to
(33:33):
pull the wolf over my eyes. It's been crazy out
there this weekend at Boston. Somebody called time.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Out of time out, What kind of chips did you want?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I wanted like points where kit chips. That gave me
hot jalapeno chips.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
That is a jerk move. They give you a spicy chip.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
To get Dude, I'm the best phone call on this show.
Like if we man hippy guy had no teeth, he
smokes crack him trying to help the guy out. You're
not going to be the hypo.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You're not trying to help You don't like him. You're jealousy.
You've got two segments a week. You're jealousy gets a
lot of attention. I know what you're I know what
you're show you exactly see. This is what it's about.
You're jealous because you want two segments a week. Calls.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
You just took me from my mind's way better than
at that first one. That guy was like completely terrible.
He was he was playing off a really bad commercial
stick on the station. That guy should never call radio again. Hey,
door call from Hawaii. Don't ever call radio. Gain to
take your phone right now and smash it right in
your face, dude, put it right in your mouth and swallow.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Calm down right? So angry? So angry? What's up with that?
You don't be angry?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Girlfriend's coming at three pan.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, and then she'll make you not angry. Good. You
need her to show up earlier so you cannot be angry.
I got to think you go away please? All right,
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that the celebrity wedding of the generation Taylor Swift and
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We'll have to send blind Scott as our correspondent. We'll
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Let's welcome in architestants. We have a legend on the show.
(37:39):
He's back. Joey the Bellman. Hello, Joey, welcome. He's a
real rave kind of guy. This guy, Joey.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Hello, Joey? You ready to go? You're going to that rave?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (37:50):
No, well that's not untiled me, but I am gonna
go with Thank you for the assists on that.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Okay, I help him out of here. When you think rave,
you think me and Keg drinking, unless you don't, uh well,
Kate drinking. Steve is there? Hello man, we're going back
to the super Bowl, all right? Com got okay, no problem,
I'll give you a call super Bowl. Okay, Well what
(38:16):
are we looking at here? We think a number two?
Ben number two? All right, category number two. Calm down.
Name something people do? One hundred people surveyed. Name your
name is your buzzer? Name something people do after Thanksgiving?
Dinner after who was in fir Steve, Joey, Joey, Joey
(38:36):
leftovers right after the first thing? They name something that
you after thanks? You know that is incorrect? Go ahead, there,
go ahead, Steve. Uh fortification for a case? People? Yes
with their ann and uncle? Yes, all right, go ahead, Joey.
Please shopping? Yes, that is on the Black Friday? Right,
(39:00):
some turkey? Go buy a TV that is correct?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Keep going, Joey, watch television?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Watch TV? Is that what specifically?
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Sports?
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
There you go, Good job, Joey. Keep going. Name something
people do after Thanksgiving dinner. One hundred people surveyed and
the top six answers on the ward. We've had two
answers so far.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Go to a massage.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Hey mom, thanks for the turkey. I'm going to get
a massage now we're out of time. The other ones
we're taking nap to wash the dishes, eat dessert, and
go for a walk. I like your I like I
want to Joey the bellman. I want to hang out
with him. Put on a massage parlor? Are they open
Boom, shaka, Laca. It's our number four. Our number four
is ready for you. The Eagles and the Cowboys Big
game on Fox. Tom Brady was there well. Jalen Hurtz
did not get her done. After the Eagles jumped out
to a three touchdown lead, they stopped scoring after that.
(00:20):
Jalen Hurts says, the meltdown in Dallas needs to light
a fire in the Eagles. How do you read this one?
And does this count as a signature win in the
Brian Schottenheimer era with the Dallas Cowboys. We'll discuss that
Giants lost in overtime to the Lions. Maleak neighbors social
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media post ripping the Giants coaching decisions late in that
game was blank. We'll get to all of those stories
and more. Right now, have a wonderful start to the
big holiday week on this Monday. Here it is our
number four. The bird is the word welcome. In the
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Big Game on Fox deep in the heart of Texas.
And when these teams get together, you throw out the records.
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Actually one of them has a good record, the Eagles,
the Cowboys not so much. America's Game of the Week,
Tom Brady, one of the worst owners in the NFL,
moonlighting as a broadcaster on television, and Kevin Burkhardt they
had the call on America's Game of the Week. Now
Jalen Hurts and the very dramatic Philadelphia Eagles, great headlines,
(03:20):
and the argument is, well, they're winning. It doesn't matter.
You're just being a shock chuck. You just want to
talk about the Eagles because they're winning it. They never
lose it out. Okay, well not anymore so. Eagle's sparring
with Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys. Don't if he
saw the game or not. I know Bugatti was watching
as he drives his truck around. Well, it came down
to the very end and Brandon Aubrey a forty two
(03:44):
yard field goal at the buzzer as time expired, and
Dak Prescott rallying Dallas from a twenty one point deficit.
The Cowboys dug all the way out of a twenty
one to nothing deficit in the Dallas Football team beats
the Philadelphia football team twenty four to twenty one. Your
(04:05):
final twenty four unanswered points by the Dallas Cowboys. Eagles
did have a missed field goal in there. They had
a lot of punts of fumble, a key fumble Sakwan Barkley.
So not great. Cowboys are five five and one now
as they have a shot they can go eight eight
and one the Dallas Cowboys, they're still in the game
(04:26):
on that. They converted on their third tie breaking chance
of the fourth quarter. Got it done there and Dak
Prescott his home winning streak in the division the NFC
East now up to nineteen nineteen consecutive home wins for
Dak Prescott. There, the Eagles offense reverting as they were
(04:48):
pretty good early then the rest of the game they
reverted back and AJ Brown, I'm sure we'll get some
good content from aj this week. Not happy there. The
star receiver did help the Eagles get twenty one point
advantage in the game in Philadelphia. You know how rare
it is to lose a twenty one point lead.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
How rare is it?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thanks for asking? So it's so rare. It hasn't happened
to the Eagle franchise in a generation since the nineties.
Oh my god, I'm even alive in the nineties before
Fox Sports Radio was around. Fox Sports Radio started in
the year two thousand, so this is the end of
two thousand. So this is my god, mind blowing. Yeah,
(05:32):
nineteen ninety nine, Jalen Hurts did give a state of
the Bird's address. Jalen Hurts did, and we have a
little taste of what Hurts sounded like. So let's go
to the audio tape. Here we go. In the end,
we had an opportunity to win the game and we didn't,
and so we gotta own this one.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Let it light of fire in us as a team
and stay together and move forward. I think there you go,
stay together and move forward. All right, So let us
discuss that's a good jumping off point the question, as
you just heard in that brief sound bite, Jalen Hurts
saying that the meltdown in Jerry's world needs to light
a fire for the Eagles. Here, light a fire underneath
(06:12):
the Eagles. How do you read this one? So I've
got pat Riley, watermark and ghostwriting, and we will combine
all of these things together, and we're gonna make for Perito.
We're gonna make the Gabba gool. We're gonna make the
Gabba gool, all right. So to lead off here, Jalen
(06:32):
Hurts while he spoke and give he gave the state
of the Eagles address and all that stuff. Uh, you know,
he's grabbing it at straws. I guess the way I
was just trying. He's grabbing at straws here because because
the Eagles don't I'm any I'm not an Eagle fan. Okay,
obviously I don't. I'm only skinning the game. I'm not
investing in Eagles. But I would not want to hear
(06:54):
if I was an Eagle fan, I would not want
to hear you light a fire, move forward, forward, stay
together like all of that stuff. This is a once
in a generation biblical meltdown which follows a week of
consternation inside the Eagles locker room palace. Intrigue is what
(07:17):
it's called, and people love it, right, people love it,
And Hurts always sounds canned it's like canned tuna. It's canned.
When you hear jail and hurts. It's just how he
comes across. It's somebody he practices the cliches and all
that and what to say, and he's got it all
down pay and so it's like it comes out of
(07:40):
some kind of motivational self help gurus books, something along
those lines. He went straight to page one. We didn't compete.
Light a fire, own it. Turn the page. Turn the page.
Now there is a Komodo dragon in the room. And
the Komodo dragon in the room is and he doesn't
(08:00):
want to talk about it. Internal beef. Where's the beef?
Internal beef? We've got the beefs Yeah, they do so
aj Brown, that's legit, that's big time. The mojo is
a little off in Philadelphia. It's a lot of off.
The mojo a little off, and we all know it.
You've also got the disease of me. Oh that sounds bad.
(08:25):
What is the disease of me? Well, the disease of
me is pat Riley, who diagnosed this years ago. He's
who's pat Riley used to be a big time guy
in the NBA. He's kind of just enjoying retirement in
Miami as he occasionally makes a trade for the Miami Eat.
But the disease of me, this is a full blown
(08:46):
pneumonia in Philadelphia right now. Players feeling underappreciated, like aj Brown.
You've got paranoia over the lack of touches that some
players are getting and for other players want more money.
They're not going to get the money if they don't
touch the ball. You've got clicks click aty click little
(09:06):
pockets in the locker room. You have the pro Jalen
Hurts group. You've got the anti Jalen Hurts group. So
you've got that going on. You mix that all together,
and then you've got effort players trying to just outshine
other teammates because they're concerned about getting their numbers and
getting all the attention and all that stuff. And even
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when they win, now they've Eagles lost this game, but
when they've won, and they've won a lot this year.
They were the top team in the NFC before the
Rams usurped them with the Rams win on Sunday Night
over the Buccaneers. So the Rams are the top team
in the NFC. The Patriots are the top team in
the AFC, and they would both have the buy. If
the season ended the day, both teams would cost the
(09:47):
NFL a lot of money. The whole championship pedigree, which
we hear a lot about the Philadelphia the Championship DNA.
It's like a Jenga tower and you pull one thing
out and the whole thing collapses. It just comes tumbling
down here and in this moment, Jalen Hurts is not
rallying the troops. There's no rallying the troops here. He's
(10:10):
grabbing its straws, is what he's doing. You got a
little straw, a little strow. It's like a claw machine.
He's grabbing stuff, trying to win some tickets. That's what
he's trying to do. And he's the guy just trying
to keep peace, peace, harmony in the community and all
that stuff. And of course everything's on fire in Philly.
(10:31):
Hurts kind of like a politician, like the ambassador Jalen
Hurts there, he's the ambassador at the podium. He gets
up to the dais there. It gives the state of
the bird's address and the approval rating is dropping fast
for Jalen Hurts. Right now, people are like, what's going on.
I don't understand why are they not playing better right now?
It looks like the whole thing is ready to burn.
(10:53):
Baby burn, burn, burn burn, bren Burn and Arson his dream.
So Philadelphia, good luck, check the alarm clocks. We recommend
that because the smoke is already in the building. The
smoke is in the building now. Meanwhile, on the Dallas side,
how about damn Cowboys? The Dallas Cowboys question for the
(11:16):
esteem panel. Does this count as a signature win for
Brian Schottenheimer in his run as coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
So I'm gonna nod my head. Yes, I'm gonna nod
my head. Yes, I'll be Benny bright Side on this one. However,
let's not get hammered. Let's not get drunk and spike
(11:36):
the kool aid when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys.
So there's two things that can be true. This is
a signature win for the Cowboys. And let's cool your
Jets but not the New York Jets when you talk
about it. And here's why, all right, the Cowboys, I
give them credit. They did not turtle up and curl
(11:57):
up when they fell behind by twenty one points. They
didn't getting the fetal position and start sucking their thumb
and ask for mommy. They did not, and so they
didn't do those things. It's just good. That's good. The
fact that we have to compliment them on doing this
because in other games they have played like that is problematic.
They didn't pout, they didn't cry, they didn't shout, they
(12:17):
did none of that. They didn't deal with the old
oh woe is me, which the Cowboys have often done,
oh boo, hoo hoo, you know, that whole thing. So
they didn't do that, and then you look at it,
it's like, Okay, they tightened some things up, tighten the screws. Defensively,
Jerry Jones made a couple of trades. You're never supposed
to compliment Jerry, but he made a couple of moves.
And it does appear the Cowboys defense isn't better than
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it had been, couldn't be much worse than they were
playing the first part of the season. So the Cowboys,
whether it's the new guys or the old guys playing better,
either way, they are doing a better job the Cowboys defensively.
Now that said, just because you didn't have a pity party,
does not mean that we need to provide you with confetti.
(12:59):
There's no confess that we're going to give you here.
And you finally did something tangible to highlight. Congratulations on
that rather than just the drama O rama, which are
so good at and so I will stamp. I will
give the Malord stamp of approval. And the Cowboys coming
back from three touchdowns behind in this game. So there
(13:20):
you go again. Before though, we get too far into
the weeds here, we don't need to put a statue
up for Brian Schottenheimer because they beat the Eagles at
home in a game that they were an underdog against
Philadelphia in this game, so they showed a little bit
of spine. Congratulations. They still got the gauntlet. They've won
(13:40):
the first part of the gauntlet. You still got Kansas City,
and I believe Detroit coming up. I think that's the
gauntlet if I remember correctly, for the Dallas Cowboys. All right, now,
last thing, we go to Motown. Why do we go
to Motown? Do we want to hear music? No, we
don't want to hear music. Do we want to eat
a Detroit style pizza? No, we don't want to Detroit pizza.
The Giants had the Lions on the ropes and led
(14:02):
him off the hook. They did. They had them on
the ropes, let them off. The Giants blew a ten
point lead in the fourth quarter. It all went away.
Bye bye. There goes the lead right there. Giants blew
it and they lost in overtime in epic fashion on
a sixty nine yard touchdown run by mister Gibbs for
(14:25):
the Detroit Lions. But the better story is in the
losing locker room, and that's where we will focus in
on the drama by someone who didn't even play in
the game. How could that be? We're talking about Moleek Neighbors,
not my neighbors, not your neighbor. It's Moleak Neighbors. There.
Won't you be my neighbor? Yeah, he's not mine, but
I guess you can be hers. So Eleak Neighbors wasn't
(14:48):
even in uniform. He's out for the year with an injury,
and yet he was engaged as the Giants were blowing
the game against the Detroit Lions, and Neighbors found a
way to make it all about him. They get all
about him, very exciting. So what did he do get
to the point, please so Neighbors fired off a post
(15:09):
on social media, and in that post he said they
might be losing on purpose, questioning the coaching decisions of
the Giants Mike Kaffa, the interim coach. So he says,
you want to talk tanking, and the tanking was brought
up and people are bringing this up and whatnot. So
the question on this one, Malik Neighbors, the talented wide
(15:33):
receiver who's injured for the Giants, social media post ripping
the coaching decisions late in the game is blank. So
that is a live hand grenade, is what? That is?
A live hand grenade from your injured star. I hope
you enjoy it. There, It is right there. It's cosplay. Also,
(15:54):
everything old is new again, and everything new at one
point was old. For example, is Maleak Neighbors Molie Neighbors
out there ghostwriting Odell Beckham Junior's diary and something that
happened years ago obj with the Giants similar You toss
(16:15):
out the frustration, the drama, O rama, and then you
delete the post. You delete the post. Does he understand
that social media posts are like diamonds that they last forever.
You delete nothing on social media. It's like it's like
saying you got a tattoo and you're gonna delete the tattoo. Okay, Well,
(16:37):
in the tattoos people have taken photos of the tattoo.
You with the tattoo, and even if you get it off,
there's still markings that you have of the tattoo. It's
like posting something on social media gets screenshotted, archived, dissect it.
If you're famous. Evidence that goes to the Smithsonian in DC.
By the time you've had supper, it's already all the
(17:00):
way there. Now, neighbors point is not wrong. By the way,
the Giant Mike Kofka, the coaching genius there, this is
his dummy run. And what a debacle for the Giants
at the end of that game. You could have run
the clock, run the ball. Instead, you threw the ball
late in the game and it was not well executed.
(17:22):
And the great thing about it, with all of these
idiot coaches, Jacksonville won their game. They had to win
it in overtime because their nerd coach to ball cowdy.
They had the ball down, they were up by three,
had a chance to kick a field goal from about
the twenty five yard line and would have gone up
(17:42):
by six, forcing Arizona to get a touchdown. They decided
to go for it on fourth down, did not get
the line, the game, turn the ball over on downs
and Arizona went down tied the game. Then they went
to overtime. All they needed was a field goal. But
that's the what. No matter what these idiots do, no
matter how bad a decision they make, they always say, well,
the numbers back it up. I deal with the same
(18:03):
bull crap in baseball, any dumb decisions that everybody' said, well,
it's all the analytics, it's the analytics. It's the same crap.
Politicians say, well, we looked at the numbers and we
determined that raising your taxes so you can't afford to
buy any food is a good idea. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. So anyway, the whole thing stank, the
(18:27):
whole thing. And he's rehabbing, he being Molik Neighbors, is
rehabbing watching his teammates go toe to toe with one
of the top teams in the NFC and coaching steps
in and says, we're good, We're okay. And that is
the danger zone. Stranger danger, the danger zone. When injured
(18:49):
stars start posting on social media, the culture starts to crack.
I'm all for it. Do I love it? I got
a talk show to do. I love the fact that
elite neighbors did this, and neighbors will be told. I'm
sure we'll have to talk. Keep that internal, keep that internal. Please,
come on, we need to keep that internal. And Odell
back in the day, he tried that, keep it internal,
(19:13):
and then he deputized his dad and whole thing, and
that was to get out of Cleveland. But prior to that,
he got traded to the Browns from the Giants. They
said no, we're not going to trade him, and they
signed him to an extension the Giants and then shortly
after that traded disass get out of here. So congratulations
to the New York Giants. They not only gagged up
(19:36):
a ten point lead and lost to the lines in overtime,
you just opened up a fresh bottle of the Brew
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there you go, feys, we were here. Is this the
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But if you're awake, you're already a member of the
Mallord Militia. Whether you're sworn or not, you're already a
member of the Mallard militia. So there is that. All right,
we'll take your calls, the whole thing and straight ahead.
We got some leftovers to get to as well. And
do we have a new celebrity sporty lawsuit? Yeah, oh man,
(20:41):
we'll get to that. Discovery is going to be a
hell of a time. We'll go to that and we
will do it next.
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As we are hanging out together side by side here
just beginning the new week. No days off. By the way,
now some of you are not working. What were you
working all Thanksgiving week? We got football? We got football
all week, so we'll be hanging out. If you want
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oh Mercy Nurse and Cooper Loop a Bronco fan. Your
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comments cannon will be used against you in the court
of sports radio. Back to it, Blake in Arkansas writs,
and he says, Hey, after that poop storm of phone
calls you took, I am desperately trying to call in
and let your advertisers know that you do have a
handful of normal people that do tune in before they
(22:40):
all cancel. No, no, no, The people that call in
and the people that listen are two different subgroups. It's
not the same. It's not the same. And I've proven
that I've gone. I met a lot of listeners all
over the United States. You'd expect exactly exactly. I mean,
we did get mouthwashed Mike to show up. I was
(23:01):
gonna say, this sounds some of what you'd expect and hollering.
James did go to the one in Minnesota, So I
mean some of those guys. But the rest of the
people are knowing people, you know, and normal hardworking people
that have jobs and families and people that love them
and kids and grandkids and and and you know, their
uncles and aunts and all that. And they're just normal
people and they're just living their life and they just
happen to be listening. And that's that. Let's go to
(23:23):
the phones. Let's say hello to Macho Man in Hawaii. Hello,
Macho Man, welcome, Hey, Hey yo yo.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Ben Mallard, comedian Dano Macho.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
How are you? How's the comedy world?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Oh, it's a little bit jded here in Hawaii. However,
my friend Dorco wants to know, is there any crude
to the rumor? Okay, okay, everybody who hates the cowboys
calls them the cow girls. However, uh, in this day
(24:01):
and age of all inclusiveness, will the cowboys have to
change their name, image and likeness to the cow people?
How about them?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
How people?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's a great idea and uh, really a serious issue. Yeah,
I mean it's very offensive by girls and boys. People
get very offended by that, some people, And it's a
great idea. I think you should. I think you should
call the NFL and say, hey, listen, you guys, change
the name. It's not right.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Directly to the top or who do I have?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, I would I would, Yeah, call Park Park Avenue
and the saving and talk to the commissioner of the
NFL and they'll they'll blow you off. But why not?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Okay, I got one more question?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, here, one more, one more here, we go.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
We're gonna give the phone to Dorco though. Okay, this
is okay, hang on, Dorko, Donko, you're you're on the air. Okay, okay, uh.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Is it Dan?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Uh No? Ben's went out for a smoke.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Actually okay, Well, anyway, I just wanted to know Big
Lou the guy is his last name, Zipper?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Big okay, blue Zipper?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I thank you? Was there a full moon? Are we
having a full moon? Is nothing? I realized you're in Hawaii.
There's nothing to do after like dark in Hawaii. So
I understand that I got you go look at the start,
at the ocean or something. I don't know. Let's go
to any meaning money mow. Let's go to our said
in Cleveland. Haven't heard from our said in a while?
What's going on? Our said? Welcome?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Hey baby. I was watching the movie the other night.
I don't watch movies over and over, but this one
scene was coming up. This little kid with the baseball man.
It was in his dad's office, waiting to play catch
with his dad. His dad walked in with a box
full of work. Kid realized, I'm not going to be
able to play catch with my pad. I think I
(25:59):
know this The look on this kid's face was oscar worthy.
How they got a kid that age to display that
kind of emotion that's amazed by it?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
What is he talking about? It must be new movie
starring our one and only Justin Cooper. Liar, Liar, he
right there, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Well, speaking of that, when I first call, I used
a version of my charo key name because I had
the same last name as somebody on the show. And
my first name is Daniel, my middle name is Brent.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Are we related?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
No? Well, anyway, I was ten years old in nineteen
seventy one when dB Cooper made news and ruined my life.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
He wrote, dB Cooper ruined your life because you jumped
out of a plane.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, well that's my name, Daniel Brent Cooper.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh, your name is DBE Cooper. But that wasn't even
his name, right, That was a fake name that he
used his name, and they don't know what his real
name was. They just went by the dB Cooper thing
because that's the name he wrote down.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well, when you're ten and eleven years old, you got
teachers in school asking me what I did with the money.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Oh yeah, what a bunch of a holes. The teachers
like that, busting your shops, and you still remember. You're
an old man now, but you still remember our seg
You don't. You don't forget when the teacher is an
a hole, right, Oh, you never forget exactly you're doing?
All right? That we haven't heard of you in a while.
Everything okay with you?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, I'm trying to get into sports again.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh you got out of that's why you didn't call.
You got out of sports? What happened?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You get and listen every night. But the thing is,
from time I was fifteen to forty five, Yeah, I
hit seventy four percent against the spread and football picks
every week on Big twenty college games and every pro game,
I hit seventy four percent for my.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Entire that's pretty good out. That's better than good. That's
you should be really wealthy if you if you're being
legit because nobody hits that many.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, I was able to make money for about fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Good but anyway, not anymore, not anymore, man, You can't
these days. Forget about it. Man up is down right
his left bizarro world. I gotta go or I said,
we love you.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm glad you called in it's good to hear your voice.
The great Oars said from Cleveland. They're checking in. We
say hello to hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, minas ole, Hello,
hollering James. They love when he's sleeping. James is a
(28:43):
top five caller all time. When he's like this, he agrees,
that's a good one. The problem is when he's not sleeping.
That's the cut. Wow, this is extended. He's not pausing
(29:06):
right now. Oh, here we go. That's the pause. Fifteen
second pauses between. Oh, he's still breathed a little bit. Ah,
I thank you for that. Let's go to who do
we have. Let's say hello to Mike the leprechaun, who
is next in the Commonwealth and actual leprechaun calling in
(29:29):
right now. How lucky are we to have a leprechaon
Hello Leprechaun.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Happy Thanksgiving Eve Eve Eve. Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Now, what do they what do they call in your
home country? What do they call Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7 (29:44):
They call it a regular Thursday.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
That's right, they call it Thursday. That's right. You've heard
that joke before. I have.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I wrote the joke. By the way, you never know,
I might be DV Cooper m I don't think.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You're old enough to be dB Cooper.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Okay, maybe I'm not, but I'm not certainly I'm not
a nat old teacher. My picks for three and oh
this week, which is great. Poppy has to win one
tonight to make it three and oh the chick in
his back. He was on load management last week. I'm
not selling my golden toilet.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
You did?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I want to keep that?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
You have a golden toilet?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
What the heck do you think? Lep the concept?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Anyway, my kids, I saw rainbow the other day. I saw,
I mean, some of your people. I was driving there
was a rainstorm here.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
In l A.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
And I saw it and I did a shout out
to one person. Malar malor prap guy. He does great
stuff for your shows.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh yeah, he made a video of you ai veris Well.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
They did one for Lorena today too. Anyway, So the
Pats have many injuries after yesterday, which is disappointing.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You know, it's disappointing, but it's that's reality. That's what happens.
That's like that you get hurt. It's a war of attrition.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
It is It is all fair in love and.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
War, correct, h Sure, sure go with that here.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Jerry Jones is happy today. And you know whose this happy?
From Dayton? He's a happy man?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Are you sure about them? Can let me check in
me see if he's happy. Hold, I say, uh, is
it true, Dick and Dayton that you're a happy man
right now? Good morning, Ben, Hello to you. Yes, you're
finally pulled through. Yeah, and you approve of shreder Sanders.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yes you did? You?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Did you watch the game or listen to the game?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I listened to the game. I couldn't get it on TV.
I was so upset.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Why could you not get the Browns game on No, I've.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Watched the Big Bulls. Yeah, and I get I didn't
get I don't know if CBS or Fox had it.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Well did you try both channels? Did you?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I tried every channel. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, you couldn't. You couldn't get it. There was a
CBS game. They had Tom McCarthy and Ross Tucker, which
means it was very low on the totem pole, because
if you have Tom McCarthy and Ross Tucker that means
it's not a big game. But they were there, so
they were working for CBS. So but you heard on
the radio and our guy was Andrew doing the game.
Andrew Ceciliano.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You like him.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I think he's one of the best.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, one of the best.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right, that's good. I'm gonna let him know. I'm
gonna send him a text right now. I'm gonna wake
him up. I'm seeing you're one of the best. Approved
by all right, Bye bye. If Dick says that, it
must must be true. Yeah, never wrong, never wrong. Let's
see Blind Scott got a lot of angry email from
Blind Scott attacking weed Man last week. People very upset
(32:36):
with that, and they say, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Oh yeah, hippie shud dude. Hippie's throwing everything. That's why
they put the no hippie sign up. But I didn't
call about that. Coop they opened. They opened a new
restaurant called North End Lots. The company this is right
up Coop Sally. It has everything he wants there. Michael
Porter was in Boston. I don't know where he ate,
but he didn't read a tip. So Michael Porter was quoted,
you don't have to tip on a three thousand dollars
(32:59):
restaurant fill or a two hundred and fifty uber eachgo
you shouldn't have to tip twenty like.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Well holds that right, and it don't they put if
you if your bill's over a certain amount, they put
the tip in anyway, so you don't.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Have to because of idiots, because of idiots like this
that get rich that shouldn't be rich. You know, complete
trash people. That's why it's amazing in America is the
only country where we'll pay people to be completely rich
that are complete jerks, you know what I'm saying. So
on one other thing, dude, somebody came to the wrong
bag of chips at the grocery store to try to
(33:33):
pull the wolf over my eyes. It's been crazy out
there this weekend at Boston. Somebody called time.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Out of time out, What kind of chips did you want?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I wanted like points where kit chips. That gave me
hot jalapeno chips.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
That is a jerk move. They give you a spicy chip.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
To get Dude, I'm the best phone call on this show.
Like if we man hippy guy had no teeth, he
smokes crack him trying to help the guy out. You're
not going to be the hypo.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You're not trying to help You don't like him. You're jealousy.
You've got two segments a week. You're jealousy gets a
lot of attention. I know what you're I know what
you're show you exactly see. This is what it's about.
You're jealous because you want two segments a week. Calls.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
You just took me from my mind's way better than
at that first one. That guy was like completely terrible.
He was he was playing off a really bad commercial
stick on the station. That guy should never call radio again. Hey,
door call from Hawaii. Don't ever call radio. Gain to
take your phone right now and smash it right in
your face, dude, put it right in your mouth and swallow.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Calm down right? So angry? So angry? What's up with that?
You don't be angry?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Girlfriend's coming at three pan.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, and then she'll make you not angry. Good. You
need her to show up earlier so you cannot be angry.
I got to think you go away please? All right,
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Speaker 4 (36:26):
It's time for another Mallard game show.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, son go.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
We surveyed one hundred people named sports teams associated with losing.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Dot letter curs. I believe the answer is to Clippers.
That is the top answer forty points. It's malor militia que. Well,
that is a couple of things to take care of.
The celebrity lawsuit. We tease Jorge Don Hudson, Bill Belichick's
lady friend there the Floozy. She's threatening to sue that
(36:58):
podcast guy that just as dirty laundry Pablo Torre in
a high profile lawsuit. I hope that happens because shor
Don Hudson's gonna learn about Discovery and we're gonna get
all the text messages, all the photos. It'll all be
out there. How great. Zachna love it and the tabloids
reported over the weekend it is more likely than I
(37:18):
that the celebrity wedding of the generation Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey will happen at her Rhode Island home. You go.
We'll have to send blind Scott as our correspondent. We'll
have him travel down from Boston to not that far anyway. Right,
let's get to it. Here we go, Here we go.
Let's welcome in architestants. We have a legend on the show.
(37:39):
He's back. Joey the Bellman. Hello, Joey, welcome. He's a
real rave kind of guy. This guy, Joey.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Hello, Joey? You ready to go? You're going to that rave?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (37:50):
No, well that's not untiled me, but I am gonna
go with Thank you for the assists on that.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Okay, I help him out of here. When you think rave,
you think me and Keg drinking, unless you don't, uh well,
Kate drinking. Steve is there? Hello man, we're going back
to the super Bowl, all right? Com got okay, no problem,
I'll give you a call super Bowl. Okay, Well what
(38:16):
are we looking at here? We think a number two?
Ben number two? All right, category number two. Calm down.
Name something people do? One hundred people surveyed. Name your
name is your buzzer? Name something people do after Thanksgiving?
Dinner after who was in fir Steve, Joey, Joey, Joey
(38:36):
leftovers right after the first thing? They name something that
you after thanks? You know that is incorrect? Go ahead, there,
go ahead, Steve. Uh fortification for a case? People? Yes
with their ann and uncle? Yes, all right, go ahead, Joey.
Please shopping? Yes, that is on the Black Friday? Right,
(39:00):
some turkey? Go buy a TV that is correct?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Keep going, Joey, watch television?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Watch TV? Is that what specifically?
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Sports?
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
There you go, Good job, Joey. Keep going. Name something
people do after Thanksgiving dinner. One hundred people surveyed and
the top six answers on the ward. We've had two
answers so far.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Go to a massage.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Hey mom, thanks for the turkey. I'm going to get
a massage now we're out of time. The other ones
we're taking nap to wash the dishes, eat dessert, and
go for a walk. I like your I like I
want to Joey the bellman. I want to hang out
with him. Put on a massage parlor? Are they open
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