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November 26, 2025 • 40 mins

Ben Maller talks about Bengals QB Joe Burrow taking a subliminal shot at Trey Hendrickson, Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb taking responsibility for his lack of focus with his career-high drops this season, the Bills adding Brandin Cooks, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!

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on this day before Thanksgiving, November twenty six, did Bengals
quarterback Joe Burrow take a subliminal shot at Trey Hendrickson. Also,

(00:47):
Cowboys wide receiver Cede Lamb, who has dropped a career
high eight passes this season, took responsibility for his lack
of focus. Our Lambs drops a big deal, a little deal,
or and a transaction as a former Saint now going
to Buffalo is Brandon Cooks. The wide receiver a value

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So we're back at it. And our lead story this
hour as this the day before the Thanksgiving extravaganzov NFL
games and all that. Our lead is from Cincinnati. That
is our lead here. Joe Burrow he's a quarterback. He
used to be good. Now he's really good at getting hurt.

(04:02):
But Joe Burrow was asked about the sentiment of many people,
the football media elites and what appears to be I
don't know if it's real or not. I think a
lot of this stuff is bull crap. In the matrix,
people upset that Joe Burrow is going to be playing,
that he should sit out, it's not safe. The Bengals blow,

(04:24):
and the people very upset, very upset. The Bengals are
three and eight, and I say that, for relatively speaking,
they're upset with Joe Burrow that he's going to play.
Burrow was asked about this and he said, quote, you
look at it from my perspective. Burrow said, I'm a
football player. He said, if I get hurt, I'm going
to go through the rehab process and then I'm going

(04:45):
to let everyone know when I can play. The ben
Gals quarterback said he said, I will not ever go
to someone and say yeah, I'm healthy, but I'm not
going to go out there and play. He stated, I
Am never ever going to live my life being scared

(05:08):
that something may happen close quote. So that is upset
some I don't want to say aficionados. I don't know
anyone is a Bengals aficionato. People that pay attention to
the Bengals, people that pay attention to the Bengals, And
so they believe that Joe Burrow is doing the wrong
thing here, that he should should not be playing. And

(05:30):
then there's other people that believe that Joe Burrow was
taking a pot shot at his teammate Trey Hendrickson, the
defensive star of the Bengals, and the comments that he made.
So that is a good jumping up point. Let us
discuss the question for the class, and you're part of
the class. Congratulations, you're in the class. You're not in

(05:50):
the front row, you're in the back. You're not in
the front, you're in the back. So question, indeed, Bengals
quarterback Joe Burrow take a subliminal shot at his teammate
Treyson on this one. I've got Egyptian Simone Biles and
Grandfather Clock and we will combine all of these things together.

(06:11):
We're gonna make a jumbo size soft pretzel. One of
the things that makes living a little better, properly made
soft pretzel with just the right amount of salt, not
too much, not too much, just the right amount of salt.
That's the way to go. Absolutely. And then you gotta
have the dipping cup. You gotta have like a little
dipping cup with that neon orange cheese that it really

(06:33):
isn't any cheese, but it looks like it could be cheese,
and maybe it's like genetically modified cheese, you know that
kind of Yeah, you gotta have that, all right. So
to lead off though, put this all together, Joe Burrow
just walked right up to the podium. He took he
took a bottle and he puts there's some fluid in it,
and he lit it on fire, and then he tossed
it like a Molotov cocktail. He just boom tossed that

(06:54):
thing like a Molotov cocktail. He did. He didn't call
anybody out by name, didn't name any buddy. But this
was the classic football guy speech. I'm a football player.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
If I'm healthy, I'm playing that whole thing. I've got machismo.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Now.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Using the Mallard DeKota ring not to be confused with
the ben Rosetta stone, the Mallordkota ring, not the Rosetta
Stone using the Dacota ring. He's saying, I'm not milking
the injury. Can you say the same? Trey hendrickson developing

(07:33):
hot dot dot Dot. Now, the part that jumped out
to me, the part that jumped out to me was
I will never live my life being scared that something
may happen. That was the part. It's not inspirational, it's not.
I don't think it's Do you think it's I don't
think it's inspirational. Do you think it's inspirational? That is

(07:55):
a shot across not the bow, the locker room it is,
and daily double, daily doubble. Also the fan base, and
that part, I freaking love I love it. It's one of
the things that's changed in my lifetime. And it's not
for the better. I know, old grumpy guy. There was

(08:17):
a point where you were expected to play, if you
were able to play. Now, after years and years of
indoctrination by dumb people that say, well, out of an
abundance of caution's not going to be safe enough. You
shouldn't play.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh my god, you might get hurt.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh my god, these idiots. So it is an because
on one hand, you've got the pearl clutching algorithms. I
don't even know if these people. I can't imagine there's
that many people that are like that. But let's just
assume there are the fanboys who want Joe Burrow to
be given the Egyptian treatment, meaning mummified in caution tape.

(09:02):
All right, just like back in Egypt, you mummified Joe
Burrow in caution tape out of an abundance of caution,
and then wrap him, double rap him in bubble rap
and then put him on pillows. He could still get hurt.
Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, come on. And
then it was also Burrow aimed this. It was like

(09:25):
an aisle seat where Trey Hendrickson was icing his hip
and he was watching some Netflix in the I don't
know what he was watching. But let's be real, if
you watch the Bengals at all, especially on defense, the
skyline chili has more fire in the belly than half
the roster of the bangle. You'll feel eating that chili.

(09:49):
You will not feel watching the Bengals play football. And
Burrow's basically saying, hey, numb nuts is what he's saying.
I got paid, and guess what, I still want to
play ball. It's outrageous. It's not only a shot of
Trey Henderson and the fans, the idiots who like shut
him down. It's not safe. It's also like every other

(10:10):
basketball player doesn't want to play like that's the NBA
is really feeling it, like that, Oh my god, horrific product.
The stars don't want to play. I can go on
a whole tyrant, a rant I should say on that,
but I will. I will save you from that that
ranting and raving. But back to the Bengals too. So
Hendrickson was he didn't get with the full amount. He

(10:30):
got fourteen million new money. To me, that would be
the lottery. I would call all my friends, I would
text all my friends. I got fourteen million. Dude, I
won the lottery. That's just a little bump, bumpity bump
for Trey Hendrickson. He held out, got a bumpety bump,
and he's gone a wall with a hip injury. It's
not real hip, but it's a hip injury. He's been

(10:51):
gone since October twenty sixth. You might know if you
look at your smartphone or you just have really good
sense of the date. Today is November twenty six so
it has been one month he has not played, and
the team sucks. They're three and eight, the defense is horrific,
and there are whispers why isn't he playing? I couldn't

(11:12):
Trey Hendrickson be playing? Like what is going on? And
I'm sure Burrow hears that as well, and he's not
sugarcoating this. Again, it was not some kind of motivational situation.
It was a professionalism test, is what it was. And
Burrow showed that he will swing the hammer, hammer time right,

(11:35):
bring the hammer, and he hit the team had occasionally
how that happens? And so it's the quarterback version of
clocking or get out, clock in or get out. That's
what you got to do there and not a subliminal shot,
more like a flare gun at point blank range. All right, now,
furthermore to Dallas we go. How about them Cowboys? Oh yeah, cowboys?

(11:58):
Ceedee Lamb the dynamic duel with George Pickings, Well, Ceedee
Lamb had a data forget for the Dallas Cowboys. He
chose vote not not to forget about it. He didn't
want to do any deep dive, any kind of psychobabble. No, no, no,
he dropped not one not two, but three passes, including
what would have been a bunny touchdown for Ceedee Lamb

(12:20):
against the Philadelphia football team. Lamb said, quote, you just
find ways to get better. He said, you want to
be solution oriented, okay, and not really much to dwell on.
And the problem, he said, granted, we know the problem.
I need to catch the effing ball. Other than that, man,

(12:41):
we'll be fine when I catch it. Be ready. Close
quote all right, question on this one Cowboys wide receiver
Ceedee Lamb, as you heard, and he went on to
say that after he has he's not dropped a career
high eight passes this season. He said he took responsibility
for the lack of focus. He said, it's all on
me and I got to handle that are Ceedee Lamb's

(13:03):
words and more importantly his drops. A big deal, a
little deal, or no deal at all? That is the question.
All right, that is the question. So on this one, listen,
you can, you know, dance around it, little tap dance
if you want. He didn't do that. This this is

(13:25):
a big deal. It is. The Cowboys are a fringe
contender if you look at the big picture. No one's
going to say the Cowboys are this great team. Every
time the Cowboys win a game, it's like, oh, the
Cowboys have arrived, you know. And then they go out
and lose a game, but they've won a couple in
a row. So people get all excited, the people that
are desperate for engagement, because the Cowboys are good at engagement.

(13:48):
The Cowboys are a five to five and one team,
they have the makings of an eight eight and one team.
This is the kind of team that this old guy
named Jeff Fisher would have his pants down. He's so
excited how average the Cowboys are. Right, He's like, oh
my god, it's amazing Kansas City. That's coming up tomorrow.
That's the big Thursday Thanksgiving game Cowboys and Chiefs. And

(14:08):
then after that, I got the Lions, and then it
evens out following those games. But they did get a
win over the Eagles and all that. But I look
at Ceedee Lamb in particular, and you take a couple
of steps back and you look at the situation and
Ceedee Lamb admitted that he has a case of the dropsies.
He's got that, and that's the NFL equivalent of a

(14:31):
gymnast getting the twisties. Once that's in your head. Once
you get the twisties. And I'm not talking about those
delicious cinnamon twist things, no, No, these are the twisties.
Once you get that good luck, it's once it's in
your head, it becomes the boogeyman. Boogieman just like that

(14:52):
and jumps out of the closet at the worst possible
time and all that December big game to try to
get into the playoffs as a wild card team. That's
a problem. Playoffs, playoffs. If you make the playoffs, big
drop there down the line, it's Lork. Now six of
the eight drops are against the Eagles, and he said, well,
it's only one team he's playing bad against. Well, that's

(15:13):
the problem. That's a big time game for Dallas. That's
the biggest opponent they have every year is the Eagles.
That's their blood rival, and they're on the war path
when you're playing Philadelphia. So if that's a big stage
and it's like Clayton Kershaw in a playoff game right
in the vomit comment, Okay, that's what that is. And

(15:33):
so it's not a coincidence. It's performance anxiety. And I'm
thinking this guy's like the simone Biles of the Dallas Cowboys,
right gets the Twisties, and you go from confident, got
paid guy to questioning everything. And when the white out
starts thinking before they're catching the ball, it's like, oh,

(15:55):
that becomes a relationship issue, that becomes problematic. Good luck
and often that that is a death sentence, is what
that is. So you cue the ominous music and all
that stuff. And but this is gonna until we see
Ceedee Lamb in big spots consistently catch passes and I
drop them. It's gonna be something that It's kind of

(16:18):
like a glitter project when you were younger, maybe maybe
you got kids and you have futs around with the
glitter and all that stuff. So it's like doing something
with glitter, a project, a craft project or whatever. And
then no matter where you go, and no matter how
careful you are, you will be covered in glitter. Like
it's just the way it is. You're gonna have like glitter,

(16:38):
That's just the way. And so he's one drop away
from Cowboy fans calling him hands of Stone Lamb. You
know that whole thing. You can't just fix that in
one game. If it is the Twisties, if it's the
yip and the yips and the twisties and all that stuff.
Then you need an exorcism. You need to bring in
a rabbi, priest, a shaman and get Andrea the astrology

(17:04):
insider in here, and she can put some kind of
spell on this and all that. Until then, let's keep
this and follow this along all right, Now, last thing quick, right,
we go to Buffalo. Here we go Buffalo. The Buffalo
Bills have added a veteran receiver because their receivers suck,
so they went out and signed Brandon Cooks used to

(17:26):
be good signed and we talked about this and we
gave the Mallard think tank advice. It was obvious that
if you're Brandon Cooks, you want to play in Buffalo
or Kansas City. He chose Buffalo. Cooks was fired by
the New Orleans Saints. He asked to be fired. He
was fired. It's fired by the Saints. And he cleared
waivers on Monday. There was a hulla baloo about that.
There was a snaff woo, not a holla bleue. A

(17:47):
snaffoo which is different than a hullabloo, and a staff
who were different. It was a snaffoo, not a whole baloo.
So there was a snaffoo which led to a hullabaloo,
and then he finally got let go, so he requested
to be fired. Kellen Moore said that now question is
Brandon Cooks a value added edition for the Buffalo Bills.

(18:08):
Down the stretch, we come, down the stretch, we come,
all right, that is the question. So he is a
He's a spare tire in the trunk, is what he
is at this particular point. Brandon cook is not the
cavalry riding over the hill like some NFL old school

(18:28):
Clint Eastwood character. No, he's a spare tire in the trunk.
It's nice to have when you hit a nail, when
the thing pops and all that, but you hope you
never needed you hope you never need it. He's thirty two,
Brandon Cooks, which is not old in the real world,
but in sports are getting a little long in the tooth.
Dog years for receivers, dog years. Been with five teams

(18:50):
in twelve seasons. That seems like a lot. He's essentially
at this point in NFL, Airbnb and Buffalo. If you
look at Buffo, they are the epitome of a doctor
Jekyl mister high team, are they not. I'll give you
an example. I give him my evidence here. So Josh
Allen at home is a top five quarterback this year,

(19:14):
top five quarterback at home. He's third in the NFL.
I'm on quarterback rating. On the road, you need to
hire a search party to find him. There needs to
be some kind of man hunt to find the guy.
He needs a good therapist on Yelper something. He's twenty
eighth in the NFL on the road. He must love

(19:35):
the local fair there in the chicken wings in Buffalo.
My god, Buffalo has been roadkilled all season. They've had
less than twenty points, less than twenty points in three
straight road losses. That's not good. I didn't play in
the NFL off to check with Ryan Clark, but I
don't think that's good. So Cooks is not the solution.
He's not the solution. He's a coupon at the checkout line. Now,

(19:58):
it's really cool, you know you check out. I do
self checkout because I'm an introvert. I don't like talking
to people, so I go to this self checkout and
then at the end when you scan all your groceries,
and then they ask for your phone number. So you
type your phone number in and then they give you
like half half a dollar fifty cents off the onions
that you bought. Oh that's great, I got onions for

(20:19):
fifty cents off. And then you bought some chips and
then they give you seventy five cents off the chip,
and so it's good, it's helpful. It doesn't really change
that much what you're spending, right, So cook Brandon Cooks
is like a wheel of fortune player. You spin the
wheel and you pray, like sir scratch off that you

(20:41):
get big money, big money, and you don't go bankrupt.
And every once in a while, every once in a while,
he'll have a six catch game and catch you a
couple first downs and break away from the secondary and like,
well that's pretty cool, all right. And every once in
a while it doesn't mean it's like a grandfather clock.
He's like your grandfather clock, and it's broken, right, A

(21:04):
couple times a day doesn't mean that you display it
in your living room and it's a conversation piece. It's
not that. And so Josh Allen obviously needs more weapons.
I don't think you need me to tell you that anything.
And even a half baked Brandon Cooks at this point
is better than what they've been sending out. A Keon
Coleman is so far in the doghouse. They're digging a

(21:26):
hole down of the center of the earth. He's so
far down there, my god, and so everyone in while
josh Annam will throw in a double coverage and find
Brandon Cooks and so yeah, from that perspective, you'd say
he's value added. He's not the secret sauce. It's kind
of like getting a couple extra packets of ketchup when
you go to the fast food place and you don't

(21:47):
even need them, and you might not use them, but
you just want to have them in case you decide
you want to have extra ketchup. You've got it. So
he's not going to be a spark and maybe he'll
get lucky and gets one pass and then that'll be,
oh my god, we got this guy and all that stuff.
He's a flashlight with fading batteries. It might help you

(22:08):
find your keys it's dark out and trying to find
your keys, but not lighting. It's not lighting the way
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We got a snow cloud game, snow cloud game, a
couple of them in the Midwest this weekend, big stormfront.

(24:07):
If you look at the Doppler radar there, Roberto the
bus driver left us the Mexican Doppler two thousand radar.
If you look there, Saturday's forecast for ann Arbor, Ohio
State and Michigan kind of a big deal. Temperature of
thirty degrees and eighty percent chance of snow. Let it stall,
Let it snow, Let it snow, let it snow, let

(24:29):
it still, let it snow, Let it snow now. As
far as the NFL, there's some other college games that
are supposed to have snow as well. Over the weekend.
There is a decent chance of snow. I looked at
the long term forecast yesterday. I haven't looked at it
this hour. And I had the Patriots Giants game, which
is a Monday night I believe, Monday night game, and

(24:50):
that has a chance of snow. So it could get
some snow there. Let's say hello to helmet man. Who's next?
Hello helmet Man, morning, legendary helmet man, one of a kind,
Hello helmet Man.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Yeah. How about those Ravens.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
How about those raven That is a great take. Can
you can you send that out Coop on social media?
How about those Ravens? Put that on the X feed? Okay, yes,
shaking you said, yes, first place? All right? Send that
they're in first place? Yes, you know you know who

(25:32):
they play this week?

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Uh yeah, they're gonna play the Bengals at home. That's
something of a win.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
You're already marking that down as a win. You've got that.
They are big favorites in that game. They should win
that game, right, Yeah?

Speaker 7 (25:47):
Yeah, we ahead of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, and the Ravens. You got the Bengals twice. You
got Pittsburgh Sandwich between, but you got the Bengals are bad.
You still have Pittsburgh again, they're not very good a
couple of times. So a bunch of winnable games for
the for the team from Baltimore, your hometown.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
Yeah, I read something on the earlier how do the
Rams play the same teams again and again, you know,
like Seattle?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
And yeah, well well they Actually it's funny you bring
that up, because I was I was just having a
conversation off the year with Market about this. They have
these things called divisions, and they It's Mark was blown
away by it too, and they so teams play each
other in the division twice. It's a it's a new concept.
They just started it, I don't know, one hundred years ago,
but it's a it's a kind of a new thing.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah. Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving Eve? Yes, what are you
doing for Thanksgiving? Helln man? Big plans?

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Now, I'm gonna just stay home and watch the game.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, that's what I'm working. I'm just gonna watch the games,
you know.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Uh uh, I got all right, Well I'm gonna be
out there.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Hopefully we'll connect Chargers Raiders game. It doesn't get any
bigger than that at so far, or as you call it,
Sofa stadium.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Yes, yes, I haven't been a while.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I know I haven't seen you out there. I always
look for you.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
He's gonna be in the parking lot near the NFL logo.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, but I'm not. I don't. That's not where I am.
I leave through that. You know where the media entrance
thing is, That's where I walk out of.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah, that's a lot eleven. But I'll be by lot
where you can.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
So you want me to walk all the way around
the stadium to see.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
You, Yeah, that's where sales are best.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
That's yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Okay, are you going to be out there?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, well course are big Raiders fans, so I'm sure. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I love the Chargers. Also, I will not be there.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
All right, I gotta go. We love your helmet man.
Send me a message. Well, I'll try to catch up
with you, okay, all right, I have a great Thanksgiving man,
the great helmet man. We love that guy. One of
the legends. Let's say hello. Speaking of legends, we have
Mike the Leprecaun. Hello, Mike the lepre Gaun.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Hold on, I'm say feeding the second rabbits.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
All right, John, hold I'll go back to you. Let's
go to Marcel in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, I'm back and I'm.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
Better than ever. And who in the world is that Anteam?
Mike the idiots Holy con is in the house.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, hold on a seke here, Mike. You've just
been called out, Mike the Leperkun. I know you're busy
feeding your rabbits, but you've been called out by Marcel
and Brooklyn. He took some shots at you.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Yell.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, I have a three date Thanksgiving feast. I have
about thirty to forty people coming.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
You do you have forty people coming to Thanksgiving? That
sounds like a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
No, no, no, no between now and Friday.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Oh okay, all right, so Birthday will.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Be the quiet day. We have three meats, dake, turkey, sausage,
four kinds of podeagos, two kinds of poxas, all kinds
of snacks, all kinds of veggies yum me all kinds
of and pizza and rice, and there'll be lots of leftovers.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
All right, Marcell, What are you having for Thanksgiving dinner? Marcell?

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Oh, I have the turkey, even some stuffing, mac and cheese,
city chicken mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Oh, double mac and cheit, double mac. And Chee and
the ZD. Now you're going to Uncle dynamited place for this?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Is that?

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Actually I'm heading to Nana's tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I'm going to Nana's. Can you say hello to Nana?
Big fans, you are nice to love their nanas they're
very important Nan.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
My grandmother.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Bet I understand.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
I know that, trust me and for you, mister Soony
BLOONI con. I know you hate me right now, and
I know you try to debate me right now as
well too, But what kind of that?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Marcell? Marcell? Why are you running an election when the
Benny Awards aren't to.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Like March?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, it's yeah, but.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
We'll face it. That's because I'm going to defeat the
Mike the idiot con okay, Mike the loser.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
All right, Mike, You're you're gonna lose. Where's by the way,
where's Mike in New Hampshire? He hasn't called in recently.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
He's been busy, He's in busy. But anyway, Marcel, I'm
gonna always take the high roads with you. You block everybody,
you block me, and you know what, you go to
Ranana's speaker, okay, and.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
You're gonna take your shot, Marcia. Is it true that
you block everyone? Is that true, Marcel?

Speaker 8 (30:36):
Well, actually that's because I blocked Mike the idiot con
for saying things about me, and also I got the
reports as well. If he's doing it again, that X
machine for that Michael Lepicon represented by.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Elon Musk, is going to block at the Yes, I'm
flocked and report Elon Musk will be right on top
of this. See yeah, absolutely all right, very nice, Blind
Scott you want to add some of this Blind Scott
in Boston, Yes, Blind Scott.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Oh, is myself still there. I'm having a problem with
these people over by.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
The dunk and don't play whole of Marcel. Blind Scott
would like your advice here.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Oh blind, Hey, you know I'm blind, Scott, totally blind
one blind. If you didn't know, I'm having a problem
with these people over by Dunky Donuts. They're trying to
sell me crack. Yeah, it's not me.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's not what you think, Marcell. It's a it's a candy,
you know, Marcell.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Somebody's trying to bully me. Marcel's Harlem, Marce So you're
from Harlem, right.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
No, I'm from Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh sing me like a Can you sing me like
a soul song from Brooklyn that might like touch my
heart on the holidays because I'm going to be alone
for the holidays. I don't have any family. My family
died in a plane crash. Hey, Marcel, this stick is
getting over come on. Hey, you just shut up.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Then.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I love this coffee. It's called like a John Wayne
special Way. Whoa Mike Ramsey? Your question, Mark Ramsey? You
sound like Michael Jackson when you signed sat you give
me Michael Jackson tune? Like he does have the Jackson voice?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Have you heard him?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
No, I've never heard him speak. I don't know what
you're talking about. All right, thank you? Very nice there.
What amazing phone calls? How lucky are we? Colin is
in Idaho? Hello, Colin, Welcome.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
My BENI I was just laughing.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
I don't even remember why I called you.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You just have stayed on hold. But I know you
don't remember, Okay, well.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Other than in fact that alf alpha is just hey,
it's hey, it's hey for horse.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
That's what it is.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
It's horse. Hey.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh is that right? I didn't know that. Okay, that's
some good from arming Lingo. So when I most of
us we hear alfalfa. We don't think of that. We
think of something else. We don't think of I.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Know who, Well, hold on, so.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Taddy, right, yeah, this guy. For those that are new
to the show, a lot of people only hear this hour.
So this guy, Taddy called up from Idaho. He said
he'd never heard the show, but he liked the show.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
I think exactly. Ye never heard the show.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
And he was on the side of the road, right, yes,
he was.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
He pulled over to the side of the road to
call him the show very dramatically. It was a very
emotional moment.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
It's like, Paddy, if you're from Minaho, just call it. Hey, yeah,
night waiting just to say.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
This, Okay, well that's an amazing use of a night.
You know, just I can't think of a better use
of your time. And I'm looking here. According to the internet,
Alfalfa is the father of all foods. How about that?
The father of all I wonder who the mother of
all foods is? I don't know, but I know that's
the father. Do we know who the Do you see

(34:10):
that woman that gave birth to two different babies? Do
you see that story on the internet? That's a wild
story that Well, I think I know how she accomplished
the two fathers in one day. I think I know
what she was doing that day, but I don't know.
I wasn't there. So man, imagine that. Imagine that story
around Thanksgiving dinner someday when those kids are.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Right, I think.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
That'll be quite the Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, well right, yeah, yeah,
So this woman gave it. She's like nineties a kid,
but she gave birth to two to twins, but each
have different fathers at the same time. That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I think that's only happened like a couple times before
in history.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Right, Well, they didn't really test for DNA before, right,
if people just.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Assume that's a fair place. Yeah, it may have happened
many times.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
You know, there's a lot of mailmen and pool boys
that have kids, but they don't know because they didn't
know the DNA thing. They didn't do until somewhat recently.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So, well, what happens with like a couplet, you know,
like talk them off?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Well, you've called the right show overnight sports talk radio
to answer all those questions. We are, We're here for you,
so clearly, all right, thank you, Colin. I'm glad, but
big night for Ido. This is the most calls we've
ever had in one night from idoh too. There you go,
there you go, all right, go away, thank you? All right, Alfalfa,
enjoy your alfalfa.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It's actually an interesting question. Could three of them be
from one man and five of them from the other.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Hm, I'm want to test that out workshop that coop.
You want to know, how did do they immediately do
DNA testing with kids born?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Like?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
How do they?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
He must well, when the father is probably nineteen or twenty, they're.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Like, test it.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
It's not mine.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Wow, okay, man, it was bring back and it wasn't
and bring back the Mory Show. You are the father,
You're half the father, all right, a man, all right?
It is the Ben Malor Show. We are going to
have password the Word Game of the Stars passwords, so
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(36:17):
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eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox Password the Word
Game of the Stars. We'll get to that. We'll do
it next.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
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Speaker 1 (36:38):
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Speaker 3 (37:47):
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Speaker 1 (37:50):
All right, listen, we'll welcome in to our contestants. We
have mo Joe Rising from the Bay Area. Is gonna
play pass word? Hello, Mojoe Rising? Father, all right, Mojo,
who do you want to partner up with? You got me, Ben,
you got Coop, you got marks in here if you
want to play with.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Him, Man, I gotta play with you.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Man.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, we're in Mojo. We're gonna I'm gonna put
a W right next to our name. Put the W
right there. I wrote it down. All right, hold on sec.
We have Brandon in Cans City. Hello Brandon, Welcome Benny
and the Jets.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Good morning, brother, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
What's going on there you go? Brandon? Good to have
you back on the show. And who would you like
to partner up with on password?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I'm gonna go with the guy that only taken my
phone calls.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
I'm gonna go with coopy loop.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
All right. It's not because he likes you. He's paid
to do that. All right, let's go. We have a
list of words. You can see the list. You're cheating,
do not cheat, please, and let me make sure mojo's on.
You're there, Brandon, And then I've got mojo over here
on line five. All right, Mojo, pick a number one

(38:58):
to ten. Please, number one to ten.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Let's go with the holy number number seven.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I see, I thought the holy number was number one.
All right, let's well that's appropriate that you want with
this one. Let's go with m Let's see number seven
canceled mojo canceled, canceled canceled.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Uh, kind of lost?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, go ahead, all right, Brandon.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Let's try and prohibited.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Prohibited yep.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Uh, take your time, don't don't hurry up or anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Thank you. Here's funny prohibited.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Uh oh my goodness. Okay, all right, you don't have anything.
Let's go with one more for me. How about outlawed.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Log I mean you can't do it, So what's another?

Speaker 4 (40:18):
All right? Uh, Brandon, let's try one more. Uh barred
b A R R E D bard.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Oh talm.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
We win the game. In the game, it was after
the buzzer. It was after the buzzer. That was after
the buzzer.
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