November 28, 2025 • 27 mins
Big Ben recaps the Bengals dominating the Ravens, the rating of Joe Burrow’s performance & a new editions of Maller to the Third Degree + Big Ben’s Lame Jokes of the Week!
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I'll save that form my podcast. So our lead this
hour is from Maryland, where Sports with Coleman was crying
in his crablegs. So the final leg of the Thanksgiving
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triple header from morning to night at least on the
West coast. He goes afternoon tonight on the East coast.
But Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow, I was back, baby, he
was gone for months and oh my aching toe, and
he returned, had the Bengal marching and shout to society
there in Baltimore for a matchup against the Old Bay
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Seasoning and Lamar Jackson. It was on NBAZ Mike Tarrico
and the clapper clap on, clap off. Jason Garrett. Yeah
there was Jason. I guess Collinsworth is too old. He
can't work on holidays.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So he won.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
There.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Why don't you watch it now? Maybe not? Maybe you
missed it. We were watching. We had nothing else to do.
There's nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I thank god there were no NBA games due not
that I would have watched them anyway, But Joe Burrow
didn't do much early in the game, but he did
throw not one but two second half touchdown passes in
his return for the Cincinnati football team, and the Bengals
snap Baltimore's five game winning streak. That's why they played
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the games already two to fourteen. What even close was
not even close. The fumble prone Ravens they have a
coughing problem. They're like coughing up the ball. Baltimore six
and six. They lost not one, not two, but three
fumbles in the first half. They turned the ball over
not one, not two, not three, not four five times. Now,
I didn't play in the NFL. I think that sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I know it would just be a guess, big will
you beat such a hater? Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think that sucks. Five turnovers, It's shocking. The game
wasn't already over at halftime. It wasn't and so Baltimore
six and six. They missed an opportunity here. And although
the Bengals are four and eight, they didn't take advantage
of those miscues. Joe Burrow and its receivers they started
to click in the second half, but it was anyone's
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game at halftimes. So the Ravens, who dug themselves out
of a gigantic hole they were covered off to that
one in five start to pull even with the Insers
in the AFC North, but now they take a dramatic
step backwards and the Steelers have the Bills in the
Sunday card on the NFL. So Pittsburgh loses that game,
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although Buffalo has been a terrible road team, and then
that loss by the Ravens won't be that bad. But
the thing everyone's talking about, everyone yapping about this is
Lamar Jackson, who was a bum, not like a homeless bump.
He was like a stumblebum in this game. The better
story is in the losing locker room, and so that
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is where we will gain. This mal of monologue could
jumping off points. So let's discuss the question, how do
you explain how do you begin to explain Lamar Jackson's
garbage performance for the Ravens. So my thoughts on this,
I've got endorsement, deal, Holy scripture, and cold fusion, and
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we will combine all of these things together and we're
going to create a sour stomach, which is what every man,
woman and child that cares for the Ravens felt they
felt a sour's stomach as Lamar destroyed their opportunities to
win this game. Ravens also had one of my favorite
plays in football, the fumble at the goal line as
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the guy was crossing the goal line just before fumble.
I love that play. I saw that for the first
time in person. A wide receiver for the Colts who
has since been traded to the Jets. I was at
a Colts Rams game and numb Nuts did the same thing.
Then they traded his ass to the Jets. But as
far as the question, how do you explain Lamar Jackson's
garbage performance for the Ravens, there is literally nothing redeeming
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about it. Now, if you watched Benny versus The Penny,
first of all, you're welcome. We went three to zero
against the spread, so if you did it, you know
what you want.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But we did very well there. We're happy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's been a rocky season, but we had a good Thanksgiving,
which is nice. We did take the Bengals plus the
points in that game. The sharp money was on the
Bengals in that matchup. You know that if you watched
Benny Versus the Penny. But there's literally nothing redeeming about
I thought the Ravens would play better. I thought this, well,
the Bengals were going to back door cover. I didn't
think they did not even need that. They were leading
the game the majority of the game. So Lamar Jackson,
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he didn't just play bad. Okay, he was in the
cockpit as the pilot of the vomit comet.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He was right there, and he was so horrific.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The flight attendant actually went up to the cockpit and
handed him those souvenir plastic wings for in flight turbulence.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So congratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Two fumbles, one interception, and a partridge in a pear
tree facing Mind you, here's why this is so bad.
The NFL's worst defense, not the second worst defense, the
worst defense in the NFL proof of product, worst defense
in the NFL. And that wasn't a football game. That
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was a bio hazard situation for the Ravens offense. There
were three of ten on third down. The Bengals ran
eighty plays. Baltimore only ran fifty seven. Translation, Joe Burrow
got to run a marathon eighty plays. Lamar Jackson got
to sit in the corner in the fetal position, sucking
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his thumb on time out. Now you want my opinion
of Lamar Jackson's performance.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What do you think? My opinion?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The guy went out there, turned the ball over, butche
to come on. He played like he was constipated and
he was searching around for pepto on the sideline. He
couldn't find any. Now, fortunately, not all is lost. There's
a silver lining. I'll be Benny Brightside as.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We make our way around the world.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Here, I'll be Benny bright Side. So Lamar Jackson, Okay,
here's the Benny bright Side. Lamar Jackson did pick up
an endorsement deal.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's not a fortune five hundred company. It's a start up.
It's an infomercial company. He will now be the pitch
man for the barf O Mattic. Congratulations to Lamar got
an endorsement deal for the Barfa Mattic, a full sponsorship
for quarterback naj He's got that and wings. He got
those little wings. Wings of regret is what he got.
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That was a playoff stinker by Lamar. That's what you
see in the playoffs. That was playoff Lamar is what
that was. If you want to see that again, wait
till the raves and they make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You'll see that again.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The Ravens showed up with a paper bag and a prayer,
and the Bengals used the paper bag to take the
leftover turkey home more than that in a minute, and
I guess they didn't even need the prayer. And if
this doesn't work out for the Ravens and they don't
make the playoffs, they have plenty of time to take
part in. America's got turnovers, not talent, but America's got turnovers.
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Now on the other side, the sincinaties. Can we call
a w ambulance to all those people? Shut it down, Joe,
shut it down. Don't play you could get hurt up
like God anyway, question, how did you grade? How did
you grade? Joe Burrows return to the game action for
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the Bengals. So my thought here it wasn't perfect. It
obviously was, and it was like watching a guy kind
of shake off cobwebs in real time. As Burrow had
some shaky plays in the first half. He was creaky
early on, the timing was not perfect. There were some
misfires there for Joe Burrow. However, the Bengals offense, I'll
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tell you this, if you were watching or listening to
this game at all. The Bengals offense between the twenties
is the greatest show on turf. They're really good. Between
the twenties. It's like the Circus Circus midway. There's lights blanking, bells.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ring and all that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I mean, really really good promise that it wants to
get down there. It's problematic overall. The word I had
is therapeutic, that this was a therapeutic situation, a football
days ball for the soul of these seventeen Bengal fans
that are out there. Joe Burrow did not look scared
in the face of adversity. He was like cardiac Stanley
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out there. Didn't look timid, looked like a gamer and
kind of guy who just want to play football in
the parking lot with a nerf ball. And he jumped
for the football and scrape his knees up and all that.
And his quote before the game some that up. He
repeated something he said.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Joe Burrow when he was asked why would you come
back and play?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You might get a boo boo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, Joe Burrow said, we're getting paid a lot of
money to play. A kid's game. I love playing. I
just want to put a show on for the fans.
Close quote, of course, that triggered the algorithms. Oh my god,
Oh my god, he needs a coach to protect him.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Sorry, not sorry, that was mallor solid gold. This is
what that was.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Salad gold there the holy Scripture of the Church of Gridiron.
Football guy. That's a football guy. It's like John Madden
got featured again. Now, how many years anything you're gonna
do that? John's wig gone for a few years. Now,
how many years they knew that?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
The John Madden Thanksgiving tribute? What was nice?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Grew up with Madden on television. But that was the
spirit football guy spirit there for Joe Burrow.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You know what. You don't hear that from Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You don't hear Kyler Murray saying, listen, we're getting paid
a ton of money to play kids game.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I love playing.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I just want to put on a show for the fans. No,
Kyler Murris says, listen, we're getting pay a ton of money.
I don't really like football, but I'm really good at
video games. I'm on Twitch. You can follow me on Twitch,
watch my live stream. I'll put a show for you
watch me play video games. That's what you get from
Kyler Murray. Meanwhile, I would like to address those of
you in the back of the room that are keeping
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your head down because you're embarrassed the abundance of caution.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Crowd.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They wanted Joe Burrow to be bubble wrapped and put
into some kind of a chamber on ice until next year,
put him in a storage unit until twenty twenty six.
And to that we say, police, that logic is Kirkland
brand Maloney.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Is what that is. It's Kirkland brand Maloney.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Playoffs. Now that's a pipe triot. I know they're trying
to sell it in Tarrico. Oh he's a houseman for
the NFL, so he was trying to sell it. You
sell it motormouth optimism, all that they're not making the playoffs.
But watching Joe Burrow play is actually worth the price
of admission, or most of you won't go to these games.
I don't go to many games. It's worth your time
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to watch on television. And that's the whole point to me.
Burrow plays because he can't not because the standings.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Say, oh, you've got a chance to make the playoff. No,
you dingle Berry.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's not the point, that's not what any of this
is about. All right, last word here. So after the game,
the entire Bengals team gathered for a wacky on field
interview surrounded by a table with turkey and all the trimmings.
They had Melissa Stark there NBC. So the interview had
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the usual postgame Thanksgiving spread, and you had a group
of Cincinnati players. They were doing cosplay like they were Oklahoma.
So you know, all the high school kids on Oklahoma
City stand around the player of the game and it's
kind of embarrassing. But so Cincinnati did that and well deserved.
They got the little nibble of the food there that
was left for them postgame.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And at one point.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Joe Burrow picked up a Maryland crab, a Maryland crab
of course game in Baltimore, and was completely gobsmacked. He
was baffled, bamboozled by this, like what is this? It's
really hilarious for our blind listeners. He picked it up,
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he held it up, he sniffed it, because that's.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
What anyone would do.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, it doesn't smell like turkey. They are Turkey's now
wrapped in armor. What is that about? And then he asked.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Melissa Stark, what is this? What the f is this?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And Melissa Stark, I guess it is from that area,
and she quickly identified the local delicacy, and Joe.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Burrow was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
There, pretty good Joe Burrow there, he said, I'm good. Essentially,
he said it's hard's he then the sideline woman there,
what's let's start. She had to tell him it's hard.
Show you don't bite into it, you pull the legs
off of it. And then he put the thing down.
He's like, I'm good. I don't need any of that.
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So let's play the what's the word game? You want
to play? What's the word game?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay? I see Alf's over there shaking his head.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yes and and nodding his head nodding his head yes.
And then Ferg Dogs gives the thumbs up on that.
Thank you, thank you for so the what's the word game?
Joe Burrow's postgame interaction with the Marylynd Crab on Thanksgiving
night was blank.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
My word is bewildered is my word? That's the word.
I'll get bewildered.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And here's why Joe Burrow looked like he was being
asked to solve cold usion in real time, and it's like, no, no,
to Joe, It's just a Thanksgiving postgame interview and you
just got spice with some old Bay congratulations. And the Bengals,
though it did look like they were online at Golden Corral,
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the Bengal players there and they were ready to enjoy
the buffet. And then there was Joey b face to
face with this mysterious crustacean and he held it again
like a prop from some kind of science experiment, and
he did the sniff test. We've all been there, what
is this? And delivered the line of the night, what
is this? And had to be coached like he was
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in kindergarten at snack time. It's like no, Joe, no, no, no, Joe,
don't eat the crayon.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, no, you don't do that. And then Burrow I
loved it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I laughed when he put the crab down, like he
put it down, like it was Lamar Jackson fumbling the duke.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
He put it down.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And it wasn't really most game coverage. It was like
Joe Burrow on some food channel show like Chopped or
something like that. It was a seafood snaffo.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
How do you do.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
However, Joe Brow, Now he may have fumbled the crab postgame,
but he won the camaraderie contest with the Benel teammates
and all that. So Thanksgiving is the NFL's holiday. Everyone
watching these NFL games, and it's a turkey holiday. Also,
can we let everyone know, Oh, you shouldn't say that. Yeah,
(17:34):
nobody needs to eat crab on on Thanksgiving. You know,
you don't have to eat turkey if you don't like turkey.
But the crab seems a little much. So that's it.
I didn't eat turkey Thanksgiving, not that it matters. It
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it that offen the It was Isaiah likely by the way,
I mentioned the guy from the Ravens and say his name.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I guess when you when you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Do a blunder like that, you need some love there
Isaiah likely fumbling the ball before he crossed the end zone.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Interesting. Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting interesting.
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lame joke of the week.
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Man, it is, we welcome in a man who's on
this show at least a couple of days a week from.
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Hopeyday, Thanks Monday. I love Monday. Thank you you A
love this. I thought you love this. I love this.
I love this.
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I feel like you don't. I feel like you love
Monday more. I feel like you don't. Like this is
saying there to you that you enjoy Monday more than this.
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It's it's me and I get to talk.
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I like, okay, Yes, when's Benny and the Weed Man coming.
Do we have that show? We're gonna We're gonna book
a venue in Vegas. You know what we should do.
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I have a great idea.
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We should go to like retirement homes and perform at
retirement homes around Florida.
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Be great.
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We'll hit like we'll hit like Jewish community centers. We'll
hit retirement homes, hit churches.
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It'd be awesome. Man, We'll kick some ass, all right.
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Anyway, Well, you might want you might want to get
an email first, Weed Man.
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Usually these things done an email, So these are actual jokes.
You're working on it. I know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You're gonna get the Pony Express to get your email.
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Actual jokes by actual listeners.
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That is how that goes, and away we go. Well,
big news. Weed Man's Thanksgiving was did you hear about this?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It was? You know what you had for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Men? You remember what you had? You had turkey? You
had you had turkey pot pie is.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What you had and it was wonderful.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
And there you go, Andy, you ate turkey, smoked pot
and ate you ate turkey, you smoked pot and ate pie.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Now? What that's from Eke Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. What's
the difference between Mike the Leprechaun and weed Man Hippie?
What one has a pot of gold and the other
just has pot. That's Joe in Virginia Beach, in Military
Town there in Virginia Beach.
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What is the only job weed Man likes?
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The only the only joh weed man likes what the
one involving a hand no fun involving and it's Eric.
I think Eric sent that one in What is Eric
in Kansas? What is the difference between sending weed man
money or setting it on fire? What's the difference? Well,
it turns out there is no difference either way. It's
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going up in smoke, so it doesn't matter. We said
that one. And these are actual jokes by actual listeners.
What did weed man bring to a friends giving get together? What? Well,
I'm surprised you forgot we've been You brought a package
of lunchables and called it a sharcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's Eke in Roosevelt, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, that that is one of the things in life
where and I don't know that actually Bree is into this.
To me, that's a sign you become old. When you
get into sharcuterie boards, you've become old. That's a dead giveaway.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah.
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What what happened when the Least chased a naked weed
man hippie.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Into a church?
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Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
What?
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if you know what I'm saying. That's George and Valdi,
George and Uvalde Texas. Well, Why is weed Man hippie's
life like patting Dwayne Johnson on the behind? Why they're
both hitting rock bottom? That's uh, George and Uvalde Texas.
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He's a teacher there, and you'valdi good fan of Fox
Sports Radio.
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Did you hear weed Man is already working on his
New Year's resolutions?
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Yeah?
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So far he has avoid getting more activity on social
media and get a job as an.
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Under the table paid protester.
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There you go, you should do that. We made you
can get paid to protest. Yeah, they'll even pay it,
like burn cars and stuff and destroy cities. It's a
lot of money. That's Tom from Indiana. Why does weed
Man always win? Why? Because beggars can't be losers. So
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Michael Leprechaun set that one in. Why does weed Man
prefer regular.
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do you what do you call Aaron Rodgers mustache?
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I don't even know what that means.
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that whoopee Pie Blair has been hired as the new
podcaster for the Tennessee Titans.
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What we asked that Shane in Alabama? Who sent that
one in? Why?
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always being blind sided? That's Mike the Leprecahn who set
that one in Vega?
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Weeed man, Doc, it's maller. How about that? To the
third degree? This is one big Ben gets quilled. All right,
Bree is in the hot season, all righty Ben So.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Colts quarterback Daniel Jones reportedly has a fracture in his
lower leg, but he's willing to play through it. Ben,
Do you think this made backfire on the Colts as
we approached the postseason?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I think this is an excuse.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Number One, Daniel Jones has started to play like the
Daniel Jones who played for the Giants.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
The last three games.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I believe he's got the same number of interceptions as
touchdowns and a bunch of fumbles and so he's medically
cleared to play. This sounds like a tremendous excuse for
his incompetence currently at the quarterback position.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Next, Ben the Buck guys have decided to fly to
ann Arbor for their annual rivalry game against Michigan. In
the past, they've usually taken a bus when they play that,
but Ryan Day has noted that they are going to
fly just like the do other other road games, so
he wants to keep the routine the routine. Then, do
you think this is a good idea by I.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Think this is the dumbest thing. The whole reason it's
a rivalry. You just bust There's what's the point.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It'd be like if you live in La flying to
San Diego or Palm Springs.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How dumb is that? It's just it's a short drive away.
Like what are you bothering to?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I don't understand, Like, I know you the Buck guys
have this issue with they keep losing the Michigan But
my god, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Next I will totally fly to Palm Springs. Okay, Dodger
Stadium will be transformed into a golf course for a
few days in early December, Bend. Do you think this
is a good idea?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, yeah, the Dodgers is really hurting for money over there,
so anything they can do to make money.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I mean, the poor Dodger and ownership. They clearly don't
have any money over there now.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The question is if you if you pay to get
in there and golf at Dodger Stadium, do you have
to pay that off over fifty years like the Otani contractor?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Do they want that right up front? I don't know
how did we do breed plus? Do you pass enjoy
flying the palm springs? My god,
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I'll save that form my podcast. So our lead this
hour is from Maryland, where Sports with Coleman was crying
in his crablegs. So the final leg of the Thanksgiving
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triple header from morning to night at least on the
West coast. He goes afternoon tonight on the East coast.
But Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow, I was back, baby, he
was gone for months and oh my aching toe, and
he returned, had the Bengal marching and shout to society
there in Baltimore for a matchup against the Old Bay
(03:13):
Seasoning and Lamar Jackson. It was on NBAZ Mike Tarrico
and the clapper clap on, clap off. Jason Garrett. Yeah
there was Jason. I guess Collinsworth is too old. He
can't work on holidays.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So he won.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
There.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Why don't you watch it now? Maybe not? Maybe you
missed it. We were watching. We had nothing else to do.
There's nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I thank god there were no NBA games due not
that I would have watched them anyway, But Joe Burrow
didn't do much early in the game, but he did
throw not one but two second half touchdown passes in
his return for the Cincinnati football team, and the Bengals
snap Baltimore's five game winning streak. That's why they played
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the games already two to fourteen. What even close was
not even close. The fumble prone Ravens they have a
coughing problem. They're like coughing up the ball. Baltimore six
and six. They lost not one, not two, but three
fumbles in the first half. They turned the ball over
not one, not two, not three, not four five times. Now,
I didn't play in the NFL. I think that sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I know it would just be a guess, big will
you beat such a hater? Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think that sucks. Five turnovers, It's shocking. The game
wasn't already over at halftime. It wasn't and so Baltimore
six and six. They missed an opportunity here. And although
the Bengals are four and eight, they didn't take advantage
of those miscues. Joe Burrow and its receivers they started
to click in the second half, but it was anyone's
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game at halftimes. So the Ravens, who dug themselves out
of a gigantic hole they were covered off to that
one in five start to pull even with the Insers
in the AFC North, but now they take a dramatic
step backwards and the Steelers have the Bills in the
Sunday card on the NFL. So Pittsburgh loses that game,
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although Buffalo has been a terrible road team, and then
that loss by the Ravens won't be that bad. But
the thing everyone's talking about, everyone yapping about this is
Lamar Jackson, who was a bum, not like a homeless bump.
He was like a stumblebum in this game. The better
story is in the losing locker room, and so that
(05:29):
is where we will gain. This mal of monologue could
jumping off points. So let's discuss the question, how do
you explain how do you begin to explain Lamar Jackson's
garbage performance for the Ravens. So my thoughts on this,
I've got endorsement, deal, Holy scripture, and cold fusion, and
(05:51):
we will combine all of these things together and we're
going to create a sour stomach, which is what every man,
woman and child that cares for the Ravens felt they
felt a sour's stomach as Lamar destroyed their opportunities to
win this game. Ravens also had one of my favorite
plays in football, the fumble at the goal line as
(06:13):
the guy was crossing the goal line just before fumble.
I love that play. I saw that for the first
time in person. A wide receiver for the Colts who
has since been traded to the Jets. I was at
a Colts Rams game and numb Nuts did the same thing.
Then they traded his ass to the Jets. But as
far as the question, how do you explain Lamar Jackson's
garbage performance for the Ravens, there is literally nothing redeeming
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about it. Now, if you watched Benny versus The Penny,
first of all, you're welcome. We went three to zero
against the spread, so if you did it, you know
what you want.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But we did very well there. We're happy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's been a rocky season, but we had a good Thanksgiving,
which is nice. We did take the Bengals plus the
points in that game. The sharp money was on the
Bengals in that matchup. You know that if you watched
Benny Versus the Penny. But there's literally nothing redeeming about
I thought the Ravens would play better. I thought this, well,
the Bengals were going to back door cover. I didn't
think they did not even need that. They were leading
the game the majority of the game. So Lamar Jackson,
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he didn't just play bad. Okay, he was in the
cockpit as the pilot of the vomit comet.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He was right there, and he was so horrific.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The flight attendant actually went up to the cockpit and
handed him those souvenir plastic wings for in flight turbulence.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So congratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Two fumbles, one interception, and a partridge in a pear
tree facing Mind you, here's why this is so bad.
The NFL's worst defense, not the second worst defense, the
worst defense in the NFL proof of product, worst defense
in the NFL. And that wasn't a football game. That
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was a bio hazard situation for the Ravens offense. There
were three of ten on third down. The Bengals ran
eighty plays. Baltimore only ran fifty seven. Translation, Joe Burrow
got to run a marathon eighty plays. Lamar Jackson got
to sit in the corner in the fetal position, sucking
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his thumb on time out. Now you want my opinion
of Lamar Jackson's performance.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What do you think? My opinion?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The guy went out there, turned the ball over, butche
to come on. He played like he was constipated and
he was searching around for pepto on the sideline. He
couldn't find any. Now, fortunately, not all is lost. There's
a silver lining. I'll be Benny Brightside as.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We make our way around the world.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Here, I'll be Benny bright Side. So Lamar Jackson, Okay,
here's the Benny bright Side. Lamar Jackson did pick up
an endorsement deal.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's not a fortune five hundred company. It's a start up.
It's an infomercial company. He will now be the pitch
man for the barf O Mattic. Congratulations to Lamar got
an endorsement deal for the Barfa Mattic, a full sponsorship
for quarterback naj He's got that and wings. He got
those little wings. Wings of regret is what he got.
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That was a playoff stinker by Lamar. That's what you
see in the playoffs. That was playoff Lamar is what
that was. If you want to see that again, wait
till the raves and they make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You'll see that again.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The Ravens showed up with a paper bag and a prayer,
and the Bengals used the paper bag to take the
leftover turkey home more than that in a minute, and
I guess they didn't even need the prayer. And if
this doesn't work out for the Ravens and they don't
make the playoffs, they have plenty of time to take
part in. America's got turnovers, not talent, but America's got turnovers.
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Now on the other side, the sincinaties. Can we call
a w ambulance to all those people? Shut it down, Joe,
shut it down. Don't play you could get hurt up
like God anyway, question, how did you grade? How did
you grade? Joe Burrows return to the game action for
(09:59):
the Bengals. So my thought here it wasn't perfect. It
obviously was, and it was like watching a guy kind
of shake off cobwebs in real time. As Burrow had
some shaky plays in the first half. He was creaky
early on, the timing was not perfect. There were some
misfires there for Joe Burrow. However, the Bengals offense, I'll
(10:19):
tell you this, if you were watching or listening to
this game at all. The Bengals offense between the twenties
is the greatest show on turf. They're really good. Between
the twenties. It's like the Circus Circus midway. There's lights blanking, bells.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ring and all that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I mean, really really good promise that it wants to
get down there. It's problematic overall. The word I had
is therapeutic, that this was a therapeutic situation, a football
days ball for the soul of these seventeen Bengal fans
that are out there. Joe Burrow did not look scared
in the face of adversity. He was like cardiac Stanley
(10:53):
out there. Didn't look timid, looked like a gamer and
kind of guy who just want to play football in
the parking lot with a nerf ball. And he jumped
for the football and scrape his knees up and all that.
And his quote before the game some that up. He
repeated something he said.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Joe Burrow when he was asked why would you come
back and play?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You might get a boo boo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, Joe Burrow said, we're getting paid a lot of
money to play. A kid's game. I love playing. I
just want to put a show on for the fans.
Close quote, of course, that triggered the algorithms. Oh my god,
Oh my god, he needs a coach to protect him.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Sorry, not sorry, that was mallor solid gold. This is
what that was.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Salad gold there the holy Scripture of the Church of Gridiron.
Football guy. That's a football guy. It's like John Madden
got featured again. Now, how many years anything you're gonna
do that? John's wig gone for a few years. Now,
how many years they knew that?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
The John Madden Thanksgiving tribute? What was nice?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Grew up with Madden on television. But that was the
spirit football guy spirit there for Joe Burrow.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You know what. You don't hear that from Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You don't hear Kyler Murray saying, listen, we're getting paid
a ton of money to play kids game.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I love playing.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I just want to put on a show for the fans. No,
Kyler Murris says, listen, we're getting pay a ton of money.
I don't really like football, but I'm really good at
video games. I'm on Twitch. You can follow me on Twitch,
watch my live stream. I'll put a show for you
watch me play video games. That's what you get from
Kyler Murray. Meanwhile, I would like to address those of
you in the back of the room that are keeping
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your head down because you're embarrassed the abundance of caution.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Crowd.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They wanted Joe Burrow to be bubble wrapped and put
into some kind of a chamber on ice until next year,
put him in a storage unit until twenty twenty six.
And to that we say, police, that logic is Kirkland
brand Maloney.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Is what that is. It's Kirkland brand Maloney.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Playoffs. Now that's a pipe triot. I know they're trying
to sell it in Tarrico. Oh he's a houseman for
the NFL, so he was trying to sell it. You
sell it motormouth optimism, all that they're not making the playoffs.
But watching Joe Burrow play is actually worth the price
of admission, or most of you won't go to these games.
I don't go to many games. It's worth your time
(13:16):
to watch on television. And that's the whole point to me.
Burrow plays because he can't not because the standings.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Say, oh, you've got a chance to make the playoff. No,
you dingle Berry.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's not the point, that's not what any of this
is about. All right, last word here. So after the game,
the entire Bengals team gathered for a wacky on field
interview surrounded by a table with turkey and all the trimmings.
They had Melissa Stark there NBC. So the interview had
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the usual postgame Thanksgiving spread, and you had a group
of Cincinnati players. They were doing cosplay like they were Oklahoma.
So you know, all the high school kids on Oklahoma
City stand around the player of the game and it's
kind of embarrassing. But so Cincinnati did that and well deserved.
They got the little nibble of the food there that
was left for them postgame.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And at one point.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Joe Burrow picked up a Maryland crab, a Maryland crab
of course game in Baltimore, and was completely gobsmacked. He
was baffled, bamboozled by this, like what is this? It's
really hilarious for our blind listeners. He picked it up,
(14:36):
he held it up, he sniffed it, because that's.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
What anyone would do.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, it doesn't smell like turkey. They are Turkey's now
wrapped in armor. What is that about? And then he asked.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Melissa Stark, what is this? What the f is this?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And Melissa Stark, I guess it is from that area,
and she quickly identified the local delicacy, and Joe.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Burrow was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
There, pretty good Joe Burrow there, he said, I'm good. Essentially,
he said it's hard's he then the sideline woman there,
what's let's start. She had to tell him it's hard.
Show you don't bite into it, you pull the legs
off of it. And then he put the thing down.
He's like, I'm good. I don't need any of that.
(15:26):
So let's play the what's the word game? You want
to play? What's the word game?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay? I see Alf's over there shaking his head.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yes and and nodding his head nodding his head yes.
And then Ferg Dogs gives the thumbs up on that.
Thank you, thank you for so the what's the word game?
Joe Burrow's postgame interaction with the Marylynd Crab on Thanksgiving
night was blank.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
My word is bewildered is my word? That's the word.
I'll get bewildered.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And here's why Joe Burrow looked like he was being
asked to solve cold usion in real time, and it's like, no, no,
to Joe, It's just a Thanksgiving postgame interview and you
just got spice with some old Bay congratulations. And the Bengals,
though it did look like they were online at Golden Corral,
(16:17):
the Bengal players there and they were ready to enjoy
the buffet. And then there was Joey b face to
face with this mysterious crustacean and he held it again
like a prop from some kind of science experiment, and
he did the sniff test. We've all been there, what
is this? And delivered the line of the night, what
is this? And had to be coached like he was
(16:39):
in kindergarten at snack time. It's like no, Joe, no, no, no, Joe,
don't eat the crayon.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, no, you don't do that. And then Burrow I
loved it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I laughed when he put the crab down, like he
put it down, like it was Lamar Jackson fumbling the duke.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
He put it down.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And it wasn't really most game coverage. It was like
Joe Burrow on some food channel show like Chopped or
something like that. It was a seafood snaffo.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
How do you do.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
However, Joe Brow, Now he may have fumbled the crab postgame,
but he won the camaraderie contest with the Benel teammates
and all that. So Thanksgiving is the NFL's holiday. Everyone
watching these NFL games, and it's a turkey holiday. Also,
can we let everyone know, Oh, you shouldn't say that. Yeah,
(17:34):
nobody needs to eat crab on on Thanksgiving. You know,
you don't have to eat turkey if you don't like turkey.
But the crab seems a little much. So that's it.
I didn't eat turkey Thanksgiving, not that it matters. It
is the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like to
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it that offen the It was Isaiah likely by the way,
I mentioned the guy from the Ravens and say his name.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I guess when you when you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Do a blunder like that, you need some love there
Isaiah likely fumbling the ball before he crossed the end zone.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Interesting. Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting interesting.
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Man, it is, we welcome in a man who's on
this show at least a couple of days a week from.
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Hopeyday, Thanks Monday. I love Monday. Thank you you A
love this. I thought you love this. I love this.
I love this.
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I feel like you don't. I feel like you love
Monday more. I feel like you don't. Like this is
saying there to you that you enjoy Monday more than this.
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It's it's me and I get to talk.
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I like, okay, Yes, when's Benny and the Weed Man coming.
Do we have that show? We're gonna We're gonna book
a venue in Vegas. You know what we should do.
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I have a great idea.
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We should go to like retirement homes and perform at
retirement homes around Florida.
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Be great.
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We'll hit like we'll hit like Jewish community centers. We'll
hit retirement homes, hit churches.
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It'd be awesome. Man, We'll kick some ass, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Anyway, Well, you might want you might want to get
an email first, Weed Man.
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Usually these things done an email, So these are actual jokes.
You're working on it. I know, yeah, I know.
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You're gonna get the Pony Express to get your email.
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Actual jokes by actual listeners.
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That is how that goes, and away we go. Well,
big news. Weed Man's Thanksgiving was did you hear about this?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It was? You know what you had for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Men? You remember what you had? You had turkey? You
had you had turkey pot pie is.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What you had and it was wonderful.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
And there you go, Andy, you ate turkey, smoked pot
and ate you ate turkey, you smoked pot and ate pie.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Now? What that's from Eke Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. What's
the difference between Mike the Leprechaun and weed Man Hippie?
What one has a pot of gold and the other
just has pot. That's Joe in Virginia Beach, in Military
Town there in Virginia Beach.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
What is the only job weed Man likes?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
The only the only joh weed man likes what the
one involving a hand no fun involving and it's Eric.
I think Eric sent that one in What is Eric
in Kansas? What is the difference between sending weed man
money or setting it on fire? What's the difference? Well,
it turns out there is no difference either way. It's
(22:21):
going up in smoke, so it doesn't matter. We said
that one. And these are actual jokes by actual listeners.
What did weed man bring to a friends giving get together? What? Well,
I'm surprised you forgot we've been You brought a package
of lunchables and called it a sharcuterie board.
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That's Eke in Roosevelt, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, that that is one of the things in life
where and I don't know that actually Bree is into this.
To me, that's a sign you become old. When you
get into sharcuterie boards, you've become old. That's a dead giveaway.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What what happened when the Least chased a naked weed
man hippie.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Into a church?
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Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
What?
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Well, they actually caught you weed man by the organ,
if you know what I'm saying. That's George and Valdi,
George and Uvalde Texas. Well, Why is weed Man hippie's
life like patting Dwayne Johnson on the behind? Why they're
both hitting rock bottom? That's uh, George and Uvalde Texas.
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He's a teacher there, and you'valdi good fan of Fox
Sports Radio.
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The Great George and Uvalde Texas.
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Did you hear weed Man is already working on his
New Year's resolutions?
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Yeah?
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So far he has avoid getting more activity on social
media and get a job as an.
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Under the table paid protester.
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There you go, you should do that. We made you
can get paid to protest. Yeah, they'll even pay it,
like burn cars and stuff and destroy cities. It's a
lot of money. That's Tom from Indiana. Why does weed
Man always win? Why? Because beggars can't be losers. So
(24:11):
Michael Leprechaun set that one in. Why does weed Man
prefer regular.
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Mail more than email?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Why because regular mail might sometimes deliver him a cardboard
box to live in. That's Mike Michael Leprecaun again. What
do you what do you call Aaron Rodgers mustache?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
What all right? He said? Lucky? Tony says load management.
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
What? What did Cam Ward say when he found out
that whoopee Pie Blair has been hired as the new
podcaster for the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
What we asked that Shane in Alabama? Who sent that
one in? Why?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Why was blind Scott terrible at hockey? Why he was
always being blind sided? That's Mike the Leprecahn who set
that one in Vega?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Weeed man, Doc, it's maller. How about that? To the
third degree? This is one big Ben gets quilled. All right,
Bree is in the hot season, all righty Ben So.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Colts quarterback Daniel Jones reportedly has a fracture in his
lower leg, but he's willing to play through it. Ben,
Do you think this made backfire on the Colts as
we approached the postseason?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I think this is an excuse.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Number One, Daniel Jones has started to play like the
Daniel Jones who played for the Giants.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
The last three games.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I believe he's got the same number of interceptions as
touchdowns and a bunch of fumbles and so he's medically
cleared to play. This sounds like a tremendous excuse for
his incompetence currently at the quarterback position.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Next, Ben the Buck guys have decided to fly to
ann Arbor for their annual rivalry game against Michigan. In
the past, they've usually taken a bus when they play that,
but Ryan Day has noted that they are going to
fly just like the do other other road games, so
he wants to keep the routine the routine. Then, do
you think this is a good idea by I.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Think this is the dumbest thing. The whole reason it's
a rivalry. You just bust There's what's the point.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It'd be like if you live in La flying to
San Diego or Palm Springs.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How dumb is that? It's just it's a short drive away.
Like what are you bothering to?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I don't understand, Like, I know you the Buck guys
have this issue with they keep losing the Michigan But
my god, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Next I will totally fly to Palm Springs. Okay, Dodger
Stadium will be transformed into a golf course for a
few days in early December, Bend. Do you think this
is a good idea?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, yeah, the Dodgers is really hurting for money over there,
so anything they can do to make money.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I mean, the poor Dodger and ownership. They clearly don't
have any money over there now.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The question is if you if you pay to get
in there and golf at Dodger Stadium, do you have
to pay that off over fifty years like the Otani contractor?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Do they want that right up front? I don't know
how did we do breed plus? Do you pass enjoy
flying the palm springs? My god,
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