December 4, 2025 • 42 mins
Ben Maller talks about the odds of Deshaun Watson actually appearing in a game for the Browns after they opened his 21-day practice window, Broncos coach Sean Payton singing the praises of Bill Belichick and calling for his return to the NFL, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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in the NFL. And what are the chances that we
see DeShawn Watson, Yes, that Deshaun Watson in a game
for the Browns before the end of the twenty twenty
five regular season. Also, does Broncos coach Sean Payton singing
the praises of Bill Belichick and his return to the
NFL carry any kind of wait? And is the glass
half full or half empty on Darius Sligh joining the bills.
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We'll go there as well. All of it coming your
way right now.
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It's our number four, Brown Town and down. Wel come,
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hour from the Factory of Sadness. The Cleveland Browns suck
at football, but they're good at feeding the content machine,
and that's really what we're here for. So if he
saw the news, maybe not. The Browns have designated quarterback
Deshaun Watson. Yet that guy to return to practice, not
a game, not a guy we in here talking about
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practice from the physically unable to perform list, that is
the next step up the stairs, the stairway to hell
to return to the Browns. He was out last year,
suffered a pop goes the achilles and he was out.
So if you didn't see this, maybe not Watson, who
is thirty years old, but in dog years he's probably
(04:06):
like one hundred and twenty. Anyway, hasn't played since the
achilles went pop. That was last October. Missed the final
ten games of last season. He has missed the first
thirteen weeks of this season and had a second surgery
in January, and the Browns announced that they would be
missed a lot of time. Well, he's missed a lot
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of time and the designated I don't want to get into minutia.
Who cares about this, but it's a twenty one day
where son, it's three weeks, seven days a week, three
weeks for Watson the Browns to work him out. Kevin Stefanski,
who's bad at coaching, said the next step for Watson
would include working the scout team. Okay, that is a
(04:49):
good jumping off point. Let us discuss question, what are
the chances that we see Deshaun Watson in a real
game for the brown not a fake game, not a
fake game, a real game for the Browns in twenty
twenty five. So on this one, I've got display case, window, bumper, sticker,
(05:11):
and astronomers, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are gonna make pastrami sandwiches. Uh you
in the back. Uttila wants he wants the gabba gool.
We'll get him. We'll get him the gabba gooul. Hollering
James says, can I get some baba? Go noosh? We'll
get you some baba go noosh? Why not? We'll get everything.
So to lead off here, if we spin the wheel
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of desperation, including.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Round and round, round and round, right.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Stop, no whammy, all right, they always get Wammy's the
Mallard sports book odds on this. The Malard sports Book
odds on this. Deshaun Watson is at plus four hundred
to take a snap in a regular season game. That
is a twenty percent chance. Now why is that? Why
are the malarods saying twenty percent? This isn't about optimism,
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It's a out temptation. It's about temptation. Dylan Gabriel is bad.
Shootar Sanders sucks, all right, So their sucking blow or
whatever bad and sock or whatever. So it's a it's
a toxic wind tunnel and you don't have any kind
of protection from the elements. Uh. And it's quarterbacking incompetence
on a weekly display and they've turned the Browns quarterback room.
(06:22):
It's kind of like a busted h fact system where
it's it's hot garbage blowing in and then it's cold
garbage blowing out. Well, that's not how it's supposed to work,
but that's that's how they did. They put it in backwards.
So now Cleveland is on vacation. They're in Temptation Island.
That's not Epstein Island, Temptation Island. They've got the shirt unbuttoned,
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they got a margarita in one hand, and they're staring
at the forbidden fruit, the forbidden fruit? Do we dare
put to Sean back in? And you're like, well, we're
paying him anyway, check clears whether he's throwing touchdowns or
throwing nerf balls in rehab, why not put them in?
(07:08):
And so you're like, okay, let's put him in the
display case window amsterdamn style, Amsterdam style, just like the
red Light District. And we'll pull the curtains back and
we'll put a.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Sign and we'll put it in a neon right right
there above the window, and it'll say available for trade,
slightly used, bad reputation, needs a bunch of repairs.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And then you let some sucker who's looking at the
display case wins like, hey, I'm talking to you, Tom Brady.
You're bad at your job. You'd probably make a trade
for this guy. For the Raiders, maybe the Cardinals. They're like,
all right, we'll trade you alligator arms. Murray will take
Deshaun Watson. You can talk one of these teams in
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or just have them talk themselves into it. And it's
a reclamation project, and all this a little NFL skullduggery,
good words, skullduggery, little salesmanship, and boom goes to the dynamite.
You flipp Deshaun Watson for a couple of day three
picks a couple of lotto tickets down the line, and
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so will he play? That's a toss up. It's a
toss up. However, will the Browns want to show him
off like a pawn shop Rolex. Absolutely, I absolutely love
to do that. No debate. All right.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Furthermore to Denver we go, where Broncos coach Sean Payton
has come out swinging in endorsing his favorite political candidate.
Did you see a Sean Payton get very political, rocking
the boat there in Colorado? A lot of Bronco fans upset, like,
what are you doing? Why would you? Why would you
(08:50):
go to politics? Yes? Did you? You didn't? Okay, he
didn't see this. So Sean Payton shocking everyone getting political.
He is endorse the campaign for Bill Belichick to return
to the NFL sidelines. Yeah, if we have the audio
to prove I'm not making this up. Here's Sean Payton
(09:12):
discussing his love for Bill Belichick and wants to see
him back in the in the league.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Take a listen, you know, and I'll be honest with you.
I miss him not being in the league. I miss
him not being in the league. And I wouldn't be
surprised and I would be somewhat hopeful that he ends
up back in the league.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That we'd all be better for it. He's he's something.
It's like he's like Gandhi or something like that all right,
So let us discuss this one. The question does Broncos
coach Sean Peyton, as you heard there, singing the praises,
singing the praises of Bill Belichick, does it carry any
kind of weight? That's pretty deep. Well, we'd all be
(09:59):
better for it, all right, So let's not caireus. Sean
Payton's endorsement of Bill Belichick, which you just heard there,
has all of the impact of a yellow sticky note
being taped to the side of a freight train somewhere
out in Wyoming. Okay, it's adorable, it's polite. It's the
NFL's version of holding the door open for a stranger
(10:20):
when you go to Applebee's, and sometimes they'll say thank you,
sometimes they won't. Does it carry Does it carry any weight?
Let me thinks not so much. This carries about as
much juice as having a flashlight in case there's an emergency,
but having dead batteries in the flashlight. Well, it's good
that you have the flashlight, but you need the battery.
But I have the flashlight, but you need the batteries,
(10:41):
but I have the flash It doesn't matter. This is
quality lobbying, absolute, the kind where you slap the bumper
sticker on the car. We all know, people, I'm gonna
put the bumper sticker in the car, even though the
election was six months ago. But I like the bumper sticker,
you know, I like the bumpers. Sean Payton, he's a legend,
he's great. We miss him dance routine because this is
(11:07):
what coaches do. These are the niceties of NFL life.
The ceremonial dance. Whenever a coach starts with I'll be
honest with you, congratulations, you've just entered a town. Up ahead,
the signpost reads Fibbs City population every coach in pro sports,
(11:28):
and let's be real, no owner is going to read
this and then suddenly say, Okay, you know I wasn't
gonna hire Bill Belichick, but now that Sean Payton likes him, well,
fire up the private jet boys. Let's suddenly go get him.
Why not? Yeah, okay, that's the ticket. And maybe Belichick,
if you hire him, he'll bring back a reincarnated Tom
(11:50):
Brady and a reincarnated Rob Gronkowski as well. In the
in the carry on. Yeah no, they'll go full Jurassic
Park and bring some of the defensive players also Lawyer
Malloy is gonna come back there? No okay, ty Law No,
Ty Law Okay, I got you. I'm just checking. Bring
(12:11):
back Charlie Weiss is the No, not Charlie Weiss. Okay,
Sean Payton. Here's what Peyton's gonna get. Sean Payton's gonna
get a Christmas card signed by Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick.
Michael Lombardi, who's Bill Belichick's longtime conciliary. He might end
up even sending an edible arrangements to Sean Payton. So
there is that, but that's about the extent of the influence.
(12:34):
Like meanwhile, with the way that things have gone for
Belichick in North Carolina, his sabbatical in the land of
Spacoli there in Chapel Hill, Sean Payton, it would would love,
I'm sure he would love to see Bill Belichick landing
like in Vegas to coach the Raiders next year and
be able to play the Raiders. They beat the Raiders anyway,
(12:56):
but it insure domination and all that stuff, and that'd
be great Belichick in Vegas. The Silver and Black, the
hooded sith Lord there just great. Uh. And it carries
so again it carries the impact of like it's like
dryer lint. It's soft, it's fluffy, and you throw it away,
and because you don't want the dryer to catch on fire,
(13:18):
and you know that kind of thing, it might be
horn swoggled by the dryer. All right, last thing, high
speed sports wire. We go, Here we go Bufflow, Here
we go Bufflow. So roster move was roster move Western
New York, Western New York. The Bills are rummaging through
the NFL's bargain bin yet again, and it's like they're
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they're at a yard sale five minutes before clothing, closing
down the yard sail and get up. They have added
defensive back Darius Slay, the former Pittsburgh Steeler who was
holier than now when he played in Philadelphia. In fact,
the Eagles tried to get him back these Steelers, though,
who fired him. He was on waivers and Slay was
(14:04):
picked up by Buffalo. They had a better waiver claim.
So Darius Slay goes to Buffalo immediately and may even
be ready to play. A Mays a weasel word, but
maybe we'll be able to play this weekend next time
the Bills take the field here. So we'll see if
that is the case. Against the Cincinnati ben Gals. They
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say he will likely be limited but could play all right.
Mixed reviews on the impact of Slay what he will
provide to the Buffalo Bills. The question for the esteem
panel is the glass half full or is it half empty?
Is it glass half full or half empty? On Darius
Slay joining the Bills mafia. So at first glance you
(14:48):
look at it, You're like, well, this is clearly half full.
This is a big name. We love big names. They're
so good. Six time Pro Bowl player, was part of
a championship team in Philadelphia. And if you're a Bill's fanboy,
you're doing cartwheels like Felexus and Bill's Monster and all that.
(15:10):
You got your Josh Allen pajamas on. You're all excited.
Now if you're actually paying attention, the glass is not
half full, it's cracked. It's tripping like a broken snow
globe left out in the sun and all that. And
Darius is in the thirty sixth percentile. Darius Slay, he's
(15:31):
in the thirty six percent tile For defensive backs. There
are one hundred and ten qualified cornerbacks in the NFL
according to the nerds, and he is seventy first out
of one hundred and ten. Oh man, we picked up
a defensive Is he in the top ten? No, top twenty, No,
top thirty? No, how about top four, top fifty two?
I hear top sixty, how about sixty five? No? Is
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he in the top seventy? No, he's at seventy one.
The man's pro Yeah, sold to the highest bidder, the
woman in the back there, so the the numbers are
not great. His pro football focus great is fifty eight
point three. That was also my great point average. No,
but fifty eight point three, which is which is two
elite defensive backs. Kind of like if you've ever been
(16:13):
hungry and you're driving across the country and you stop
at a gas station because it's the only place to stop,
and you're like, I need a snack. And then they said,
we've sold out of the pizza. We don't have any pizza.
All right, Do you have hot dogs? I don't know,
we don't have hot dogs. About how about a corn
corn dogs? A hot dog we don't have. I said,
we don't have hot dogs, we don't have corn dog.
Gonna get a cheeseburg. We don't have that. How about nachos? No,
(16:34):
what do you have? Well, the only thing we have
left is this egg salad sandwich. Okay, I'll take that. No,
you don't want to eat that. It's it's been sitting
around for three days. I need something. The Pro Bowl
pedigree I always love that. I was like, I just
got the Pro Bowl pedigree. It's like a museum piece
at this point, thirty four year old defensive back who
hasn't played well and normally plays like his age. And
(16:57):
of course the Bills front off is like, they did
do it. They didn't do Diddley squat, as the great
Jim Moore would say, they didn't do Diddley squat at
the trade deadline. So the Bill's front office like, well,
we gotta do something. They're like, well, they're trying to
sell this as a savvy move. This is called double
d dumpster diving. Dumpster diving. This is the admission the
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Bills front office is admitting they should have made trades.
They could have made trades, they failed, and they're admitting
their roster is not good enough. The moves the Bills
have made is a tell. It's a dead giveaway. It's
a dead giveaway. They're not good enough. The Bill's front
office knows it. The coaching staff knows it. The Buffalo
Bills right now are officially astronomers. They're skywatchers, the Buffalo Bills.
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They are tracking falling objects like Darius Slay and Brandon Cooks,
the wide Receiver who they added, they're having an entire
meteor shower of declining stars. It's the Declining Stars Challenge.
And as the saying goes and buffet little better tattoo
this to the to their bodies. They're the executives. Don't
(18:03):
let a falling star fall on you, times two, don't
let a falling star fall on you, times too. Good
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We'll get the lawyer up coming up in a couple
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of minutes. Kind of a slow night tonight on the
X Machine. I mean, there's a lot of comments, but
they're not I haven't been that good. I don't know
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At least they are not poisonous. Ozzie was sending a photo.
You're talking about a clothing line, and it is the
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(21:57):
Massive Australian spider. Everything's bigger and scarier in Australia. Aren't
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He's doing that a lot. What else do we have?
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I his truck. There you get the ALF logo.
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They like bumper stickers.
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No, I like this one because it's about our show.
So listen to Ben MoU. Is that the one that's
the one Femi made? I think, alf right, that's the
Femi one in Minnesota. He made a bunch of bumper
stickers and at the mallor meet and greet that we did.
I like windows stickers.
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You do, congratulations, Yeah, like the ones that are kind
of cute, like what like we could put like Ben
Mahler's show, like at Ben Mahler like said they could
go and follow you online.
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But not on the bumper like on the window. Yea,
what if you were a bumper sticker on the window.
You don't like that?
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I think that would leave a mark, you know, like
a bad sticky residue.
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Yeah, okay. FSR fact check account says if you use iHeart,
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photo of Gremlins don't jinx anything. But they didn't really
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Eric writes in says zero too cold for you, Ben.
I'm listening here on k Fan and the Twin Cities. Yeah,
he sent that a little while ago, but yes, it
appears to be zero. There's that's what you call a
Chamber of commerce day though in Minnesota, right, When zero,
you're like, ah, it's nothing. You don't really brag about
it till it gets to like minus ten and you're like,
(23:57):
it's minus ten. I guess I'll complain about that. At
that's that's what I'll do. I just go to the phones.
It is a call in show plausibly, and we say
hello to Scott in the Commonwealth, Hello, Scott, welcome, Oh
hey Ben, how's it going Scott? If I was any better,
I'd be a twin, but not a Minnesota twin because
they suck.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's funny, you know. I listen to you guys every night.
I don't get a chance to call in a lot
because normally I'm in work. I'm a baker.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh you're a baker? What I love? I love you know.
I'm an amateur baker. I love baking. I do love baking.
I'm not as good. I'm not as good as you're
a professional. What what is the hardest thing to make
for you as a baker? What is the thing that's
the most annoying to make?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Ah? Here, that's a great question. When I train people,
the key to baking is babysitting, because you can take
a can of say, cookies, make wait one extra minute
and turn throom pian of bricks.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, the time, the time, yeah, the I mean, yeah,
that's that's true because a lot of people like when
they cook, they'll just like kind of throw certain amounts.
They don't measure everything. You got to measure it right
and the time.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, yeah, no, you make it up by scratch. But
here's the thing, like my boss Kelly, what she does
is it looks like it should cook for next minute, No,
take it out residual cooking.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Oh yeah, because it's still it's still. Yeah, it's still
cooking even it's out of the oven, right, it's still.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, because it doesn't it doesn't drop them three fifty
to room temperature. It goes from three fifty to three
forty nine, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Look at that we're giving out this is this is professional.
How long you've been a been a baker?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
There?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
How long you've been a baker? About eight years now,
eight years of baking experience, and we're giving this information
out for free right now. Amazing information. Look at that. Unbelievable.
That fun. That's cool, very cool. So what's I thank
you for listening while you're baking. Weiate that and you're
off tonight. You called in this morning, so yeah, what's
(26:04):
on the night. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So anyway, if I lived any now, I'm gonna camp.
If I live closer to you guys, I drop off
like Simon rolls to you guys.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But now, Scott, we are planning, uh you know, see
what happens. But next year doing a meet and greet
in Boston. So you'll have to you'll have to come back,
you really. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about with the Leprechaun
and Mike and New Hampshire and bring everyone there to
hang out and have some fun. So when the weather
gets better.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
All right. So anyways, the reason I call it two things.
One is I talked about your show to people at
work all the time. You get a listen, even if
you don't like sports, get listen to these three people.
You are the hosts, but Coop and Lorena absolutely, the
three of you make this great triangle.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, thank you. I appreciate you promoting that. That's more
advertising than the company gives us. So I do thank
you for what this help us out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So, so the one I talked about at work was
but your door Sanders always uses plastic silverware and I
told everybody this at work, and because he does it,
because why well, they don't clean the silverwear correctly. And
I was telling Coop when I when I called in,
I said, yeah, one time my mom and dad and
I went out and my mom looked at before and went,
(27:19):
excuse me, can I get some new ones? So he's
probably right, and everybody working, Yeah, you know what, we've
all gotten silver that didn't look quite clean.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Look got shdar Sanders giving great life advice and wisdom,
I do. We talked about that. Yeah, and I most
I guess when you work in the you're a bakery,
right and whatnot. But so I think you go out
there and we just assume everything's clean, right, We don't,
you know, unless you see dirt, physical dirt, you're like, oh,
it must be fine.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
You know it's going to be well to your point, No,
here's the thing. Always use gloves. We always use the
plastic gloves. You don't ever can someone's food because even
if you basically you always want to wear gloves when
customers are walking by, because nobody wants to see you
fisically touch their food with your hand. Always.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, that's that's that's true. You don't want to. Yeah,
it's it's it's more for the mental part also even
you know, I guess this a little bit everything. All right,
I gotta go. Thank you, Scott, Thank you for listening. Man,
I appreciate it the more. But wait, there's more.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Can I say one last thing?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Is it good? Is it good?
Speaker 11 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, it's a Christmas special?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's called All of the Other Reindeer. It was done
by Matt Groening around ninety nine.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
I remember this cartoon.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh yeah, I got it?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Where? Where is that? Is it on YouTube or something?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I had the DVD at one time, but you probably
can find it. But it's about this little dog named
all of and her goal is to get to Santa
Claus to help him be a reindeer. Yeah, it's really.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, I'm talking about I'll look for this weekend. I
have some time to kill. I thank you. I gotta go.
There's a baker. Watch it with Moxie and the Touchdown Maker,
the great Moxie who sleeps twenty hours a day, my dog,
laziest dog in the world. I love Moxie. William is
in Kansas City. Hello William, Welcome.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
William Wow merchant, what the fat end of the.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yes, the first thing we're gonna do is we're going
to fix your phone. There's a very there's a lot
of static. I know you've been on hold for a while.
There's a lot of static there. So the Chiefs are
bad right now. What's that.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I've worked at a jet engine shop. I think that
the appears was something.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm going to agree with you on that. I believe
I'm going to blame the jet engines that you're either
repairing or making or whatever. I'm going to blame them
for ruining the quality of the show because if only
the phone worked, we'd be able to solve all of
the Chiefs problems right here, all of the issues the
Chiefs are having right now. They're just a hair off
on special teams. They're just a little bit off on offense.
(30:13):
They're just a slight thing of a jig that's wrong
on defense. Other than that, they're fine. Okay, Okay, there
you go. I think something about penguins and there was
a lot of static. Hollering. James is in Minneapolis, minnesot Hello,
(30:36):
hollering James, welcome it Seesia wakers asleep let's find out.
Here we go, James, James, James, James, James, James, hollering,
James hollering, James, James, James. He's sleeping, but it's not. Oh,
here we go. He's sleeping. He's about to start He's
not breathing right now, He's about to start breathing, and
(30:56):
then I'll start snoring. Listen you listen to your live coverage.
This is hollowing, hollering. Okay, let's get him a respirator
right now. I knew it. I knew it. He was
faking us out, just like he did he do the dope.
(31:19):
I don't know again, you think this is a ropodope?
All right? Coop? You want to play a song? So
he'll shut up? You want to play Do you want
to play a song?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Coop?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Mhm.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
He hates that song with a passion.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
But I think it's a good song. Actually, I like it.
I think it's funny.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
Well, if you insist, I guess you can have it.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Oh headphones, there you go, good sing along.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
In the afternoon in the next year already, I mean time.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Show and then James, I'm gonna good sleep. Listen to
you sho hollerday James songs from Jay Scoop of Just Josh.
He once told me, James, you be sports coling man.
What a buffer. He turned into a Vikings fan. But
(32:31):
then one day you fell asleep, won the game show,
gave you cry. Now you can dream and you can.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
This has become one of.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
The great moments in show history. A man fast asleep
has won a radio game show. Happened? All right, we
played your song. You're happy, James? We played your song?
Are you happy?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
So that's.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay? All right, all may we all be as happy
as our friend hollering James Jamy, Okay, thank you, all right,
we're gonna move on. There the great hollering James. Check
it in and who's next? The legends are out? My god,
let's say a lot of mouthwash. Mike. There's mouthwash Mic
(33:31):
in Vegas. He's right now outside the bellagio. He's walking
down the.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
All right, okay, this is the part you talk. This
is the talk part. Here, this is the talk part
and dazzle us with amazing factoids?
Speaker 11 (33:54):
Is this the heart that I talk?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Okay? All right, what are we doing? Dude? Seriously? What
is going on?
Speaker 11 (34:05):
I'm sitting in front of the New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh, the New York, New York. The Statue of Liberties
right there.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
Yeah, I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I read something on the internet. I don't know if
it's true or not, but I'm going to repeat it
because I'm bad at my job. But years ago I
read on the internet and they were building New York,
New York. They did consider putting the twin Towers, which
obviously we're taking out on nine to eleven, but they
considered putting those in New York, New York, and they.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Did not not hear about that one.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I don't know. I read it all. I read it
years ago, and I don't I mean, obviously I don't
think about it every day. But you brought up New York,
New York. So I don't know if that's actually true
or not. But I remember reading it online. I read
a lot of things online, most of its bull crap.
You know.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Yeah, Well, you know, Coursey, don't believe everything that you read.
No gota, how's that songle don't believe of everything that
we get a something magnet.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Pretty sure it doesn't go like that. I'm pretty sure
like that. But here's the thing, now, what what flavor
mouthwash do we have right now?
Speaker 11 (35:14):
Well, it looks like snapple.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Snapple? Oh interesting, okay, a little snapple.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
Yeah yeah, because you know then most people won't view
it as mouthwash.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh that's okay, that's your trickeration. I see what you're
doing there, really little head fake. I'm just having what
is that? What is that? I'm just having some snapple. Okay,
it looks like what flavor is that? Yeah, it's a
little that's a little gadget play by you. That's your
(35:48):
gadget play. Is what you're doing there, little gadget ball. Yeah,
you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
It is pretty amazing to me.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
And you know, I started drinking this stuff in like
two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
You've been drinking it for sixteen years. You've been drinking mouthwash.
That's a lot of mouthwass. You must have the best
breath in the world.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Though.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Your breath must be really good.
Speaker 11 (36:22):
The well, you know what you considered, who is viewing you?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I'm not gonna find out. I want to get that
close to you to find out. I appreciate that. But
all right, I gotta go. But right the mouthwash Mike there,
he is our favorite guy homeless there in Vegas. He
drinks mouthwash. He's had so much mouthwash. The poor guy
can't stop drinking. The doctors tell him, if you stop drinking,
(36:53):
you're gonna die. He's that deep into it, like he's
all in. He's all in, and so Mike God, all right.
The lawyer story, if you didn't see this here is
as apparently on like, don't get gone, I said apparently.
Jordan Hudson, bill Belichick's lady friend, is indeed pursuing legal
action against podcaster Pablo Torre. Hudson has gone online basically
(37:20):
said she's doing this, which every lawyer tells you don't
announce this, and she said he's factually incorrect slanderers, defamatory
and targeted attack reporting, and she filed a public records
request at North Carolina related. That's Bill Belichick's lady friend
related to Pablo Torre. We've got fact or fiction. We'll
(37:40):
get to that and we will do it next.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
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Oh, come drink your your that will be your cure.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yes, drink up your yournces.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Doc my drink or your your.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
That will be your cure.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Oh drink, I love your your and oh keep.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Your yellow poor and oh yellow fans a door and
doctor mind.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I get it for twenty years. That's the doc. You
got that Doc. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
Bill Miller. It is the Ben Miller Show that was
back during the pandemic when Doc Mike booked a guest,
a person a doctor from I said that near quotes
from Colorado who was telling everyone to drink their Yeah,
(38:54):
I'm a doctor, well not a real well, not a
medical doctor, but a doctor doctor low in that case. Anyway,
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(39:38):
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Let's go to Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard in Fort Wayne. No,
we do not have an update unfortunately on Jack to
judge and Leslie. Hopefully we'll find something out, but I
(39:58):
have not heard from them in a couple of months.
What's going on? Daniel? Fort Wayne crossing guard with a
great voice? What's going on? I'm man, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
I'm here my first post in the vehicle, just waiting
for the kids to come. But I may not be
here tomorrow morning. They're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
They're supposed to be expecting win hills below ten below zero.
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Okay, so you're gonna be sleeping in tomorrow, duly noted,
duly noted. Yeah, okay, all right, uh right, hold on, Daniel,
we have who do we have? We have? Mitch and
man Cato, the Great Mitchen man Cato, Hello, Mitch, Hello, Ben,
how are you unbelieve? If I was any better, Mitch,
I'd be a Viking? But not a Minnesota Viking because
they can't even score touchdown. They can't even score field goal. Mitch,
(40:45):
are you playing quarterback for the Vikings? Is that true
or false? This weekend? All right? Send that out, coop
mitchen man Cato's denying that he will be playing quarterback.
That sounds like something you would say if you were
playing quarterback. You deny it, Mitch, you are going to
be the quarterback. All right, let's get to it quickly.
Story number one BYU coach Kilani Sataki started a to
(41:07):
get linked to the Penn State job. So these Crumble cookies.
CEO stepped in and spent the money and then delivered cookies.
They kept the coaching sent Crumble Cookies to Penn State.
Story number two, Klay Thompson megan the Stallion engagement all
that fun stuff, and they revealed Thompson has named his
(41:28):
boat the SS Stallion and that's for her obviously. In
story number three, Ford Field Security went viral on Thanksgiving
after they spotted a guard sneaking a quick bite of
a packer player's plate. Now, a go fund me has
been started for that employee. After that was discovered, they
were suspended, all right, quickly, What is it? One tour three,
Daniel one tour three, Daniel hell number two? All right,
(41:52):
what about you? Mitch and man Cato agreed, Mitch, you
are a winner. It's number three. That was no go
fundme for that per s.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
That was the fake story.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
There you go. Amazing job.
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in the NFL. And what are the chances that we
see DeShawn Watson, Yes, that Deshaun Watson in a game
for the Browns before the end of the twenty twenty
five regular season. Also, does Broncos coach Sean Payton singing
the praises of Bill Belichick and his return to the
NFL carry any kind of wait? And is the glass
half full or half empty on Darius Sligh joining the bills.
(01:07):
We'll go there as well. All of it coming your
way right now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
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hour from the Factory of Sadness. The Cleveland Browns suck
at football, but they're good at feeding the content machine,
and that's really what we're here for. So if he
saw the news, maybe not. The Browns have designated quarterback
Deshaun Watson. Yet that guy to return to practice, not
a game, not a guy we in here talking about
(03:43):
practice from the physically unable to perform list, that is
the next step up the stairs, the stairway to hell
to return to the Browns. He was out last year,
suffered a pop goes the achilles and he was out.
So if you didn't see this, maybe not Watson, who
is thirty years old, but in dog years he's probably
(04:06):
like one hundred and twenty. Anyway, hasn't played since the
achilles went pop. That was last October. Missed the final
ten games of last season. He has missed the first
thirteen weeks of this season and had a second surgery
in January, and the Browns announced that they would be
missed a lot of time. Well, he's missed a lot
(04:27):
of time and the designated I don't want to get into minutia.
Who cares about this, but it's a twenty one day
where son, it's three weeks, seven days a week, three
weeks for Watson the Browns to work him out. Kevin Stefanski,
who's bad at coaching, said the next step for Watson
would include working the scout team. Okay, that is a
(04:49):
good jumping off point. Let us discuss question, what are
the chances that we see Deshaun Watson in a real
game for the brown not a fake game, not a
fake game, a real game for the Browns in twenty
twenty five. So on this one, I've got display case, window, bumper, sticker,
(05:11):
and astronomers, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are gonna make pastrami sandwiches. Uh you
in the back. Uttila wants he wants the gabba gool.
We'll get him. We'll get him the gabba gooul. Hollering
James says, can I get some baba? Go noosh? We'll
get you some baba go noosh? Why not? We'll get everything.
So to lead off here, if we spin the wheel
(05:31):
of desperation, including.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Round and round, round and round, right.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Stop, no whammy, all right, they always get Wammy's the
Mallard sports book odds on this. The Malard sports Book
odds on this. Deshaun Watson is at plus four hundred
to take a snap in a regular season game. That
is a twenty percent chance. Now why is that? Why
are the malarods saying twenty percent? This isn't about optimism,
(05:59):
It's a out temptation. It's about temptation. Dylan Gabriel is bad.
Shootar Sanders sucks, all right, So their sucking blow or
whatever bad and sock or whatever. So it's a it's
a toxic wind tunnel and you don't have any kind
of protection from the elements. Uh. And it's quarterbacking incompetence
on a weekly display and they've turned the Browns quarterback room.
(06:22):
It's kind of like a busted h fact system where
it's it's hot garbage blowing in and then it's cold
garbage blowing out. Well, that's not how it's supposed to work,
but that's that's how they did. They put it in backwards.
So now Cleveland is on vacation. They're in Temptation Island.
That's not Epstein Island, Temptation Island. They've got the shirt unbuttoned,
(06:46):
they got a margarita in one hand, and they're staring
at the forbidden fruit, the forbidden fruit? Do we dare
put to Sean back in? And you're like, well, we're
paying him anyway, check clears whether he's throwing touchdowns or
throwing nerf balls in rehab, why not put them in?
(07:08):
And so you're like, okay, let's put him in the
display case window amsterdamn style, Amsterdam style, just like the
red Light District. And we'll pull the curtains back and
we'll put a.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Sign and we'll put it in a neon right right
there above the window, and it'll say available for trade,
slightly used, bad reputation, needs a bunch of repairs.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And then you let some sucker who's looking at the
display case wins like, hey, I'm talking to you, Tom Brady.
You're bad at your job. You'd probably make a trade
for this guy. For the Raiders, maybe the Cardinals. They're like,
all right, we'll trade you alligator arms. Murray will take
Deshaun Watson. You can talk one of these teams in
(07:54):
or just have them talk themselves into it. And it's
a reclamation project, and all this a little NFL skullduggery,
good words, skullduggery, little salesmanship, and boom goes to the dynamite.
You flipp Deshaun Watson for a couple of day three
picks a couple of lotto tickets down the line, and
(08:16):
so will he play? That's a toss up. It's a
toss up. However, will the Browns want to show him
off like a pawn shop Rolex. Absolutely, I absolutely love
to do that. No debate. All right.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Furthermore to Denver we go, where Broncos coach Sean Payton
has come out swinging in endorsing his favorite political candidate.
Did you see a Sean Payton get very political, rocking
the boat there in Colorado? A lot of Bronco fans upset, like,
what are you doing? Why would you? Why would you
(08:50):
go to politics? Yes? Did you? You didn't? Okay, he
didn't see this. So Sean Payton shocking everyone getting political.
He is endorse the campaign for Bill Belichick to return
to the NFL sidelines. Yeah, if we have the audio
to prove I'm not making this up. Here's Sean Payton
(09:12):
discussing his love for Bill Belichick and wants to see
him back in the in the league.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Take a listen, you know, and I'll be honest with you.
I miss him not being in the league. I miss
him not being in the league. And I wouldn't be
surprised and I would be somewhat hopeful that he ends
up back in the league.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That we'd all be better for it. He's he's something.
It's like he's like Gandhi or something like that all right,
So let us discuss this one. The question does Broncos
coach Sean Peyton, as you heard there, singing the praises,
singing the praises of Bill Belichick, does it carry any
kind of weight? That's pretty deep. Well, we'd all be
(09:59):
better for it, all right, So let's not caireus. Sean
Payton's endorsement of Bill Belichick, which you just heard there,
has all of the impact of a yellow sticky note
being taped to the side of a freight train somewhere
out in Wyoming. Okay, it's adorable, it's polite. It's the
NFL's version of holding the door open for a stranger
(10:20):
when you go to Applebee's, and sometimes they'll say thank you,
sometimes they won't. Does it carry Does it carry any weight?
Let me thinks not so much. This carries about as
much juice as having a flashlight in case there's an emergency,
but having dead batteries in the flashlight. Well, it's good
that you have the flashlight, but you need the battery.
But I have the flashlight, but you need the batteries,
(10:41):
but I have the flash It doesn't matter. This is
quality lobbying, absolute, the kind where you slap the bumper
sticker on the car. We all know, people, I'm gonna
put the bumper sticker in the car, even though the
election was six months ago. But I like the bumper sticker,
you know, I like the bumpers. Sean Payton, he's a legend,
he's great. We miss him dance routine because this is
(11:07):
what coaches do. These are the niceties of NFL life.
The ceremonial dance. Whenever a coach starts with I'll be
honest with you, congratulations, you've just entered a town. Up ahead,
the signpost reads Fibbs City population every coach in pro sports,
(11:28):
and let's be real, no owner is going to read
this and then suddenly say, Okay, you know I wasn't
gonna hire Bill Belichick, but now that Sean Payton likes him, well,
fire up the private jet boys. Let's suddenly go get him.
Why not? Yeah, okay, that's the ticket. And maybe Belichick,
if you hire him, he'll bring back a reincarnated Tom
(11:50):
Brady and a reincarnated Rob Gronkowski as well. In the
in the carry on. Yeah no, they'll go full Jurassic
Park and bring some of the defensive players also Lawyer
Malloy is gonna come back there? No okay, ty Law No,
Ty Law Okay, I got you. I'm just checking. Bring
(12:11):
back Charlie Weiss is the No, not Charlie Weiss. Okay,
Sean Payton. Here's what Peyton's gonna get. Sean Payton's gonna
get a Christmas card signed by Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick.
Michael Lombardi, who's Bill Belichick's longtime conciliary. He might end
up even sending an edible arrangements to Sean Payton. So
there is that, but that's about the extent of the influence.
(12:34):
Like meanwhile, with the way that things have gone for
Belichick in North Carolina, his sabbatical in the land of
Spacoli there in Chapel Hill, Sean Payton, it would would love,
I'm sure he would love to see Bill Belichick landing
like in Vegas to coach the Raiders next year and
be able to play the Raiders. They beat the Raiders anyway,
(12:56):
but it insure domination and all that stuff, and that'd
be great Belichick in Vegas. The Silver and Black, the
hooded sith Lord there just great. Uh. And it carries
so again it carries the impact of like it's like
dryer lint. It's soft, it's fluffy, and you throw it away,
and because you don't want the dryer to catch on fire,
(13:18):
and you know that kind of thing, it might be
horn swoggled by the dryer. All right, last thing, high
speed sports wire. We go, Here we go Bufflow, Here
we go Bufflow. So roster move was roster move Western
New York, Western New York. The Bills are rummaging through
the NFL's bargain bin yet again, and it's like they're
(13:40):
they're at a yard sale five minutes before clothing, closing
down the yard sail and get up. They have added
defensive back Darius Slay, the former Pittsburgh Steeler who was
holier than now when he played in Philadelphia. In fact,
the Eagles tried to get him back these Steelers, though,
who fired him. He was on waivers and Slay was
(14:04):
picked up by Buffalo. They had a better waiver claim.
So Darius Slay goes to Buffalo immediately and may even
be ready to play. A Mays a weasel word, but
maybe we'll be able to play this weekend next time
the Bills take the field here. So we'll see if
that is the case. Against the Cincinnati ben Gals. They
(14:25):
say he will likely be limited but could play all right.
Mixed reviews on the impact of Slay what he will
provide to the Buffalo Bills. The question for the esteem
panel is the glass half full or is it half empty?
Is it glass half full or half empty? On Darius
Slay joining the Bills mafia. So at first glance you
(14:48):
look at it, You're like, well, this is clearly half full.
This is a big name. We love big names. They're
so good. Six time Pro Bowl player, was part of
a championship team in Philadelphia. And if you're a Bill's fanboy,
you're doing cartwheels like Felexus and Bill's Monster and all that.
(15:10):
You got your Josh Allen pajamas on. You're all excited.
Now if you're actually paying attention, the glass is not
half full, it's cracked. It's tripping like a broken snow
globe left out in the sun and all that. And
Darius is in the thirty sixth percentile. Darius Slay, he's
(15:31):
in the thirty six percent tile For defensive backs. There
are one hundred and ten qualified cornerbacks in the NFL
according to the nerds, and he is seventy first out
of one hundred and ten. Oh man, we picked up
a defensive Is he in the top ten? No, top twenty, No,
top thirty? No, how about top four, top fifty two?
I hear top sixty, how about sixty five? No? Is
(15:52):
he in the top seventy? No, he's at seventy one.
The man's pro Yeah, sold to the highest bidder, the
woman in the back there, so the the numbers are
not great. His pro football focus great is fifty eight
point three. That was also my great point average. No,
but fifty eight point three, which is which is two
elite defensive backs. Kind of like if you've ever been
(16:13):
hungry and you're driving across the country and you stop
at a gas station because it's the only place to stop,
and you're like, I need a snack. And then they said,
we've sold out of the pizza. We don't have any pizza.
All right, Do you have hot dogs? I don't know,
we don't have hot dogs. About how about a corn
corn dogs? A hot dog we don't have. I said,
we don't have hot dogs, we don't have corn dog.
Gonna get a cheeseburg. We don't have that. How about nachos? No,
(16:34):
what do you have? Well, the only thing we have
left is this egg salad sandwich. Okay, I'll take that. No,
you don't want to eat that. It's it's been sitting
around for three days. I need something. The Pro Bowl
pedigree I always love that. I was like, I just
got the Pro Bowl pedigree. It's like a museum piece
at this point, thirty four year old defensive back who
hasn't played well and normally plays like his age. And
(16:57):
of course the Bills front off is like, they did
do it. They didn't do Diddley squat, as the great
Jim Moore would say, they didn't do Diddley squat at
the trade deadline. So the Bill's front office like, well,
we gotta do something. They're like, well, they're trying to
sell this as a savvy move. This is called double
d dumpster diving. Dumpster diving. This is the admission the
(17:18):
Bills front office is admitting they should have made trades.
They could have made trades, they failed, and they're admitting
their roster is not good enough. The moves the Bills
have made is a tell. It's a dead giveaway. It's
a dead giveaway. They're not good enough. The Bill's front
office knows it. The coaching staff knows it. The Buffalo
Bills right now are officially astronomers. They're skywatchers, the Buffalo Bills.
(17:43):
They are tracking falling objects like Darius Slay and Brandon Cooks,
the wide Receiver who they added, they're having an entire
meteor shower of declining stars. It's the Declining Stars Challenge.
And as the saying goes and buffet little better tattoo
this to the to their bodies. They're the executives. Don't
(18:03):
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We'll get the lawyer up coming up in a couple
(21:13):
of minutes. Kind of a slow night tonight on the
X Machine. I mean, there's a lot of comments, but
they're not I haven't been that good. I don't know
what's going on. They're dealing with that full moon situation
coming up with the astrology insider pointing that out. Ozzie
was says, I know how much you love spiders. But
(21:33):
the missus was taking washing on the line and brushed
over this one. It was only slightly bigger than your hand.
At least they are not poisonous. Ozzie was sending a photo.
You're talking about a clothing line, and it is the
kind of thing that you would see in a nightmare.
(21:57):
Massive Australian spider. Everything's bigger and scarier in Australia. Aren't
there more things that can kill you there than just
about anywhere else? I think so? I think? So? What
else do we have about Bill? Bill's checked in the Snowman.
He says he loves the show. Thank you, bo, Absolutely,
(22:18):
there you go. Gunner from the Walmart in northern Minnesota
is sending really non sequarders out, randomly, random non sequiturs.
He's doing that a lot. What else do we have?
Alf the Alien opiner says, who doesn't like a good
bumper sticker? Oh, yeah, there you go. I like that.
I his truck. There you get the ALF logo.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
They like bumper stickers.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, I like this one because it's about our show.
So listen to Ben MoU. Is that the one that's
the one Femi made? I think, alf right, that's the
Femi one in Minnesota. He made a bunch of bumper
stickers and at the mallor meet and greet that we did.
I like windows stickers.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
You do, congratulations, Yeah, like the ones that are kind
of cute, like what like we could put like Ben
Mahler's show, like at Ben Mahler like said they could
go and follow you online.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
But not on the bumper like on the window. Yea,
what if you were a bumper sticker on the window.
You don't like that?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I think that would leave a mark, you know, like
a bad sticky residue.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, okay. FSR fact check account says if you use iHeart,
he quoting me, if you use iHeart, We're always here
and you'll never miss us. And then he has a
photo of Gremlins don't jinx anything. But they didn't really
have a real Gremlins attack in a while, like a
full Gremlins attack, Right, I haven't really had that, Eric writes.
(23:37):
Eric writes in says zero too cold for you, Ben.
I'm listening here on k Fan and the Twin Cities. Yeah,
he sent that a little while ago, but yes, it
appears to be zero. There's that's what you call a
Chamber of commerce day though in Minnesota, right, When zero,
you're like, ah, it's nothing. You don't really brag about
it till it gets to like minus ten and you're like,
(23:57):
it's minus ten. I guess I'll complain about that. At
that's that's what I'll do. I just go to the phones.
It is a call in show plausibly, and we say
hello to Scott in the Commonwealth, Hello, Scott, welcome, Oh
hey Ben, how's it going Scott? If I was any better,
I'd be a twin, but not a Minnesota twin because
they suck.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's funny, you know. I listen to you guys every night.
I don't get a chance to call in a lot
because normally I'm in work. I'm a baker.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh you're a baker? What I love? I love you know.
I'm an amateur baker. I love baking. I do love baking.
I'm not as good. I'm not as good as you're
a professional. What what is the hardest thing to make
for you as a baker? What is the thing that's
the most annoying to make?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Ah? Here, that's a great question. When I train people,
the key to baking is babysitting, because you can take
a can of say, cookies, make wait one extra minute
and turn throom pian of bricks.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, the time, the time, yeah, the I mean, yeah,
that's that's true because a lot of people like when
they cook, they'll just like kind of throw certain amounts.
They don't measure everything. You got to measure it right
and the time.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, yeah, no, you make it up by scratch. But
here's the thing, like my boss Kelly, what she does
is it looks like it should cook for next minute, No,
take it out residual cooking.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Oh yeah, because it's still it's still. Yeah, it's still
cooking even it's out of the oven, right, it's still.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, because it doesn't it doesn't drop them three fifty
to room temperature. It goes from three fifty to three
forty nine, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Look at that we're giving out this is this is professional.
How long you've been a been a baker?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
There?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
How long you've been a baker? About eight years now,
eight years of baking experience, and we're giving this information
out for free right now. Amazing information. Look at that. Unbelievable.
That fun. That's cool, very cool. So what's I thank
you for listening while you're baking. Weiate that and you're
off tonight. You called in this morning, so yeah, what's
(26:04):
on the night. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So anyway, if I lived any now, I'm gonna camp.
If I live closer to you guys, I drop off
like Simon rolls to you guys.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But now, Scott, we are planning, uh you know, see
what happens. But next year doing a meet and greet
in Boston. So you'll have to you'll have to come back,
you really. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about with the Leprechaun
and Mike and New Hampshire and bring everyone there to
hang out and have some fun. So when the weather
gets better.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
All right. So anyways, the reason I call it two things.
One is I talked about your show to people at
work all the time. You get a listen, even if
you don't like sports, get listen to these three people.
You are the hosts, but Coop and Lorena absolutely, the
three of you make this great triangle.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, thank you. I appreciate you promoting that. That's more
advertising than the company gives us. So I do thank
you for what this help us out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So, so the one I talked about at work was
but your door Sanders always uses plastic silverware and I
told everybody this at work, and because he does it,
because why well, they don't clean the silverwear correctly. And
I was telling Coop when I when I called in,
I said, yeah, one time my mom and dad and
I went out and my mom looked at before and went,
(27:19):
excuse me, can I get some new ones? So he's
probably right, and everybody working, Yeah, you know what, we've
all gotten silver that didn't look quite clean.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Look got shdar Sanders giving great life advice and wisdom,
I do. We talked about that. Yeah, and I most
I guess when you work in the you're a bakery,
right and whatnot. But so I think you go out
there and we just assume everything's clean, right, We don't,
you know, unless you see dirt, physical dirt, you're like, oh,
it must be fine.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
You know it's going to be well to your point, No,
here's the thing. Always use gloves. We always use the
plastic gloves. You don't ever can someone's food because even
if you basically you always want to wear gloves when
customers are walking by, because nobody wants to see you
fisically touch their food with your hand. Always.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, that's that's that's true. You don't want to. Yeah,
it's it's it's more for the mental part also even
you know, I guess this a little bit everything. All right,
I gotta go. Thank you, Scott, Thank you for listening. Man,
I appreciate it the more. But wait, there's more.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Can I say one last thing?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Is it good? Is it good?
Speaker 11 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, it's a Christmas special?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's called All of the Other Reindeer. It was done
by Matt Groening around ninety nine.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
I remember this cartoon.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh yeah, I got it?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Where? Where is that? Is it on YouTube or something?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I had the DVD at one time, but you probably
can find it. But it's about this little dog named
all of and her goal is to get to Santa
Claus to help him be a reindeer. Yeah, it's really.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, I'm talking about I'll look for this weekend. I
have some time to kill. I thank you. I gotta go.
There's a baker. Watch it with Moxie and the Touchdown Maker,
the great Moxie who sleeps twenty hours a day, my dog,
laziest dog in the world. I love Moxie. William is
in Kansas City. Hello William, Welcome.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
William Wow merchant, what the fat end of the.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yes, the first thing we're gonna do is we're going
to fix your phone. There's a very there's a lot
of static. I know you've been on hold for a while.
There's a lot of static there. So the Chiefs are
bad right now. What's that.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I've worked at a jet engine shop. I think that
the appears was something.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm going to agree with you on that. I believe
I'm going to blame the jet engines that you're either
repairing or making or whatever. I'm going to blame them
for ruining the quality of the show because if only
the phone worked, we'd be able to solve all of
the Chiefs problems right here, all of the issues the
Chiefs are having right now. They're just a hair off
on special teams. They're just a little bit off on offense.
(30:13):
They're just a slight thing of a jig that's wrong
on defense. Other than that, they're fine. Okay, Okay, there
you go. I think something about penguins and there was
a lot of static. Hollering. James is in Minneapolis, minnesot Hello,
(30:36):
hollering James, welcome it Seesia wakers asleep let's find out.
Here we go, James, James, James, James, James, James, hollering,
James hollering, James, James, James. He's sleeping, but it's not. Oh,
here we go. He's sleeping. He's about to start He's
not breathing right now, He's about to start breathing, and
(30:56):
then I'll start snoring. Listen you listen to your live coverage.
This is hollowing, hollering. Okay, let's get him a respirator
right now. I knew it. I knew it. He was
faking us out, just like he did he do the dope.
(31:19):
I don't know again, you think this is a ropodope?
All right? Coop? You want to play a song? So
he'll shut up? You want to play Do you want
to play a song?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Coop?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Mhm.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
He hates that song with a passion.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
But I think it's a good song. Actually, I like it.
I think it's funny.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
Well, if you insist, I guess you can have it.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Oh headphones, there you go, good sing along.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
In the afternoon in the next year already, I mean time.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Show and then James, I'm gonna good sleep. Listen to
you sho hollerday James songs from Jay Scoop of Just Josh.
He once told me, James, you be sports coling man.
What a buffer. He turned into a Vikings fan. But
(32:31):
then one day you fell asleep, won the game show,
gave you cry. Now you can dream and you can.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
This has become one of.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
The great moments in show history. A man fast asleep
has won a radio game show. Happened? All right, we
played your song. You're happy, James? We played your song?
Are you happy?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
So that's.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay? All right, all may we all be as happy
as our friend hollering James Jamy, Okay, thank you, all right,
we're gonna move on. There the great hollering James. Check
it in and who's next? The legends are out? My god,
let's say a lot of mouthwash. Mike. There's mouthwash Mic
(33:31):
in Vegas. He's right now outside the bellagio. He's walking
down the.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
All right, okay, this is the part you talk. This
is the talk part. Here, this is the talk part
and dazzle us with amazing factoids?
Speaker 11 (33:54):
Is this the heart that I talk?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Okay? All right, what are we doing? Dude? Seriously? What
is going on?
Speaker 11 (34:05):
I'm sitting in front of the New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh, the New York, New York. The Statue of Liberties
right there.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
Yeah, I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I read something on the internet. I don't know if
it's true or not, but I'm going to repeat it
because I'm bad at my job. But years ago I
read on the internet and they were building New York,
New York. They did consider putting the twin Towers, which
obviously we're taking out on nine to eleven, but they
considered putting those in New York, New York, and they.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Did not not hear about that one.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I don't know. I read it all. I read it
years ago, and I don't I mean, obviously I don't
think about it every day. But you brought up New York,
New York. So I don't know if that's actually true
or not. But I remember reading it online. I read
a lot of things online, most of its bull crap.
You know.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Yeah, Well, you know, Coursey, don't believe everything that you read.
No gota, how's that songle don't believe of everything that
we get a something magnet.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Pretty sure it doesn't go like that. I'm pretty sure
like that. But here's the thing, now, what what flavor
mouthwash do we have right now?
Speaker 11 (35:14):
Well, it looks like snapple.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Snapple? Oh interesting, okay, a little snapple.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
Yeah yeah, because you know then most people won't view
it as mouthwash.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh that's okay, that's your trickeration. I see what you're
doing there, really little head fake. I'm just having what
is that? What is that? I'm just having some snapple. Okay,
it looks like what flavor is that? Yeah, it's a
little that's a little gadget play by you. That's your
(35:48):
gadget play. Is what you're doing there, little gadget ball. Yeah,
you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
It is pretty amazing to me.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
And you know, I started drinking this stuff in like
two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
You've been drinking it for sixteen years. You've been drinking mouthwash.
That's a lot of mouthwass. You must have the best
breath in the world.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Though.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Your breath must be really good.
Speaker 11 (36:22):
The well, you know what you considered, who is viewing you?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I'm not gonna find out. I want to get that
close to you to find out. I appreciate that. But
all right, I gotta go. But right the mouthwash Mike there,
he is our favorite guy homeless there in Vegas. He
drinks mouthwash. He's had so much mouthwash. The poor guy
can't stop drinking. The doctors tell him, if you stop drinking,
(36:53):
you're gonna die. He's that deep into it, like he's
all in. He's all in, and so Mike God, all right.
The lawyer story, if you didn't see this here is
as apparently on like, don't get gone, I said apparently.
Jordan Hudson, bill Belichick's lady friend, is indeed pursuing legal
action against podcaster Pablo Torre. Hudson has gone online basically
(37:20):
said she's doing this, which every lawyer tells you don't
announce this, and she said he's factually incorrect slanderers, defamatory
and targeted attack reporting, and she filed a public records
request at North Carolina related. That's Bill Belichick's lady friend
related to Pablo Torre. We've got fact or fiction. We'll
(37:40):
get to that and we will do it next.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to
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Speaker 3 (37:56):
Oh, come drink your your that will be your cure.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yes, drink up your yournces.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Doc my drink or your your.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
That will be your cure.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Oh drink, I love your your and oh keep.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Your yellow poor and oh yellow fans a door and
doctor mind.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I get it for twenty years. That's the doc. You
got that Doc. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
Bill Miller. It is the Ben Miller Show that was
back during the pandemic when Doc Mike booked a guest,
a person a doctor from I said that near quotes
from Colorado who was telling everyone to drink their Yeah,
(38:54):
I'm a doctor, well not a real well, not a
medical doctor, but a doctor doctor low in that case. Anyway,
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fis is it fact or fiction? Let's face some raw
(39:38):
facts on the Ben Mallor Show. Let's go to our
panel of judges. We have a lot of times, so
we'll just have a couple of judges we have time for.
Let's go to Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard in Fort Wayne. No,
we do not have an update unfortunately on Jack to
judge and Leslie. Hopefully we'll find something out, but I
(39:58):
have not heard from them in a couple of months.
What's going on? Daniel? Fort Wayne crossing guard with a
great voice? What's going on? I'm man, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
I'm here my first post in the vehicle, just waiting
for the kids to come. But I may not be
here tomorrow morning. They're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
They're supposed to be expecting win hills below ten below zero.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, so you're gonna be sleeping in tomorrow, duly noted,
duly noted. Yeah, okay, all right, uh right, hold on, Daniel,
we have who do we have? We have? Mitch and
man Cato, the Great Mitchen man Cato, Hello, Mitch, Hello, Ben,
how are you unbelieve? If I was any better, Mitch,
I'd be a Viking? But not a Minnesota Viking because
they can't even score touchdown. They can't even score field goal. Mitch,
(40:45):
are you playing quarterback for the Vikings? Is that true
or false? This weekend? All right? Send that out, coop
mitchen man Cato's denying that he will be playing quarterback.
That sounds like something you would say if you were
playing quarterback. You deny it, Mitch, you are going to
be the quarterback. All right, let's get to it quickly.
Story number one BYU coach Kilani Sataki started a to
(41:07):
get linked to the Penn State job. So these Crumble cookies.
CEO stepped in and spent the money and then delivered cookies.
They kept the coaching sent Crumble Cookies to Penn State.
Story number two, Klay Thompson megan the Stallion engagement all
that fun stuff, and they revealed Thompson has named his
(41:28):
boat the SS Stallion and that's for her obviously. In
story number three, Ford Field Security went viral on Thanksgiving
after they spotted a guard sneaking a quick bite of
a packer player's plate. Now, a go fund me has
been started for that employee. After that was discovered, they
were suspended, all right, quickly, What is it? One tour three,
Daniel one tour three, Daniel hell number two? All right,
(41:52):
what about you? Mitch and man Cato agreed, Mitch, you
are a winner. It's number three. That was no go
fundme for that per s.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
That was the fake story.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
There you go. Amazing job.
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