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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Holy Cow, it's our number for our number four, and
we go back to the heartland. A lot of chatter
that the Chiefs are going to lose Travis Kelcey to retirement.
Now a new report in the Tabloid says that's not
the case. So what are the chances that Travis Kelcey
is back in the saddle again with the Chiefs in
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twenty twenty six? Also, how are things looking for Matt
Eberflus as the defensive coordinator in Dallas? And how do
you juxtapose the Commanders being celebrated being praised for putting
Jaden Daniels on ice, shutting him down for the year,
while the Bengals are being cooked for playing Joe Burrow
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even though both teams have been exterminated from the playoff race.
We'll talk about all that and more. Have a wonderful Tuesday,
the sixteenth day of December. Here it is our number four.
To play or not to play again? Welme In the
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The Crown is yours and we're back at it. We
had a Monday night game, not much of a game,
blowout city. One of the great stat stuff in games
ever for two a tongue of Biloa as he had
no touchdowns and sixty five yards passing going to the
fourth quarter that game for the Dolphins got smoked and
then proceeded to have two touchestn passes in one hundred
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and eighty eight yards passing in garbage time as the
Steelers win that game and now just one more win
against the Ravens and the Steelers will be in to
the postseason, hosting a playoff game on wild Card weekend
as they win big over the Dolphins. More on that later.
Our lead this hour though from Cansall Sooty, why are
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you talking about the Chiefs. They're not in the playoffs.
I know that there's still some drama o rama in
Kansas City. The Chiefs have been uninvited, they have been
dismissed from consideration for the playoffs. Now we know that
Patrick Mahomes is out for the year. He had an
operation on Monday. They said it was successful because he
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didn't die during the operation. The way that you find
out it is successful is when he comes back in
plays sometime in October or November of next year, something
along those lines. So that's one storyline. You also have
the focus shifting to Travis Kelcey. Is Taylor Swift's future
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husband going to retire at the end of the regular
season or three more weeks of Travis Kelcey and then
that's it. Have you heard the latest on this? You
have not?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
All?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Right, well, we are now hearing that the declining performance
of Travis kelce is not going to be enough to
keep him away. Apparently not. Travis Kelcey does not, according
to the report, does not want to go out this
way on a suckbag Chiefs team and not even making
the playoffs. The thirty six year old tight end wants
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to return for at least one more year. That according
to the London tabloid, the Daily Mail. That's what they're reporting.
Good jumping off points. So let us discuss the question
what are the chances? What are the chances that Travis
Kelcey is back with the Chiefs in twenty twenty six.
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So I've got my ticket this, I've got Whole Foods,
Google Maps and Babushka and we will combine all of
these things together, and we're gonna make the Baba Ganooche
with the side of gobagool a side of gobbagool, all right.
So to lead off here, though, the Malar Sportsbook odds
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on Travis Kelce the odds that he will be back
in the saddle again in Kansas City. So the odds
are I have it at plus three hundred on my
scorecard plus three hundred. Now that implies for those of
you that could have Matten, that is a twenty five
percent flas a two fifty hitter in baseball. That's Miguel
Rojas hitting a home run against Toronto in the World
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Series to tie the game. That's it. It's kind of
like getting a lottery ticket. You find a lottery ticket
somewhere out in the street there and and you scratch
it off and you wont a couple of bucks. You know,
that's about it. Five percent. That's it. Because the reason
Travis Kelsey has an addiction problem. He's not addicted to
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fent and hall. He's not addicted cocaine as far as
I know. He loves attention. He's an attention whoror. He
loves the spotlight and guys like that don't usually just retire.
They don't. He said, well, you can go do Hollywood crap.
I could do some cheeseball game show. He's done that before,
and do some bad television. He's done that as well.
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That's certainly possibility. It's just not the same. It doesn't
hit the same way, and once you fade to black,
and that's it. Every day that goes by, I remember
had a conversation I'm gonna name drop here. Now. I'm
not gonna I'm gonna leave a person's name out. But
I worked with a very famous Hall of Fame athlete
years ago who told me that every day that went
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by that he had not played, he lost some of
his mojo. Every day that goes back, because the longer
you get removed, time moves very fast, and people forget
about you. Even when you're a good player, they forget
about you and then move on. So once he's done
Travis Kelcey and cansa City, the podcast becomes elevator music.
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Who the hell cares? I can't believe people actually listening now,
I'm skeptical of that. The cameras vanished, right suddenly he's
not Travis kelce The big burley tight end from Kansas City.
He's Taylor Swift's plus one when they go on a
lunch date to the Whole Foods. That's who Travis Kelsey is,
right and just keeping it real, just keeping it real.
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And he goes from the headline act to the washed
up ex jock arm Candy with you know that, I
who want that?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Come on? And the other issue is the Matta Gascar
hissing cockroach in the room. Is mahomes injury. And everyone's
been very positive, very optimistic that Mahomes is gonna come
back and he'll be okay and he'll only miss a
little bit of time. You don't know what you don't know,
and you don't know whether that's true or not. Everyone
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recovers at different speeds. You have basketball players, a few
of them that actually want to play, and then you
have guys like Kawhi Leonard and Anthony Davis who would
rather sit on the bench and get hamorrhoids. So everyone
recovers at different speeds and that's just the way it is.
And so we assume Mahomes gon to miss at least
part of the games next year, and so that puts
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the Chiefs behind the eight ball? Are they going to
continue to go with Gardner Minshoot or they bring somebody
else in as the temporary quarterback in Kansas City. And
so you're behind the eight ball without Mahomes, you're gonna
have to push the boulder uphill and you're wearing flip flops.
Other than that, things are fine. Now the counterpoint to
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that argument, The counterpoint is that Kansas City's gonna be
motivated that they the franchise is embarrassed and the Hunt family,
that old family money. They're gonna have to go out
there and they're gonna have to break the bank and
finagle with the salary cap and move some numbers around
and cook the books, and they're gonna have to get
some better players in here. Oh, this is gonna get
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really bad, really fast. And so Kansas City will get
some fresh parts. They'll refurbish everything, and then Kelsey, he
don't want to end his career just falling off to
the side of the road in a ditch somewhere and
no one notices, no spark, no noise, none of that.
So that's the counter argument. The big part of this
is Mahomes going to play and we could also see.
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The other possibility is Kelsey says, I'm not gonna play.
I'm not retiring, but I'm not gonna play. And then
he just kind of waits around and sees if the
Chiefs are any good and then he joins the Chiefs
mid season or late in the year as the Night
in Shining Armor, writing in to help the Chiefs complete
the journey back to the super Bowl. Now furthermore to
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Dallas we go. We're Jerry Jones keeping up, but the Joneses,
good old Jerry Jones. Now Jerry Jones was asked on
his weekly radio show, he has like two of them.
Jerry Jones was asked if he still thinks the Cowboys
defensive coordinator Matt Iberflus is the right coach for the job.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Iberflus was a former head coach in the NFL and
a beloved the defensive coordinator, and so the Cowboys hired
him sight unseen. And it's been an absolute poop fest
in Dallas, just horrific. And so Jerry Jones' response when
asked about Matt Eberflus being the coach next year for
the defense, he said he indicated that he hasn't made
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his mind up, Jerry said, which is a dead boy.
He said, the adjustments that we should be making defensively
should be with these three next games in mind, Jones said.
He highlighted the three games like they matter. The Cowboys
are done, that's it. These are exhibition games. And so
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he kept going back to the last three games the
Cowboys have like this is going to decide that the
decision hasn't been made yet, and as long as the
Cowboys play well the last three games, everything's gonna be golden.
Cowboys play the Chargers this weekend in in Texas. They
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got the Commanders, a suckbag team and the Giants who
are terrible. So that's what's left for the Dallas Cowboys.
So the question how are things looking? How are things
looking for Matt Eberflus, the defensive courter of there in Dallas.
So Jerry Jones obviously did not fire Eberflus. He didn't.
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He made a comment on the spot on a radio show. However,
the vibe that he gave is one where it's like, listen,
I'm gonna I'm gonna hand him a nice severance package.
I'm gonna give him a cardboard box and a Google
Map to the near U haul Eberflus. That's it. When
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Jerry says the next three games will determine the adjustments
that the Cowboys make, that is billionaire code. That's the
billionaire bro code. Is what it is. That you're on
the plank, buddy, you're walking and you're getting very close
to the edge of that plank. Clank, any clank on
the plank. Good luck on that Good luck. So this
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is dysfunction junction and Jerry Jones driving the train drew
no brakes in a megaphone and that's it. That's what
he's got here. And so if Eberflus is whacked my
notes are correct, and I think I'm right on this,
that would mean the Cowboys will have gone through three
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defensive coordinators in three years, which I don't think is ideal.
I didn't play in the f I don't think that's ideal.
It's not exactly leadership at that point. That's speed dating
and slips. So the argument is you hire good people,
you leave them there. Jerry has been very loyal to
head coaches, even though many of them like the clapper
clap on, clap off, the clapper there. It is right
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Jason Garrett, who was terrible as a coach and sucks
even more as a broadcaster. We hope somebody hires Jason
Garrett as a coach so we don't have to watch
him on Sunday Night Football anymore, because, my god, does
he suck as a broadcaster. Holy crap. Anyway, so Eberflus
was hired to run plausibly his scheme, and the Cowboys
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roster doesn't speak that language. It just not. It's kind
of like if you keep changing the chef at the restaurant,
don't be shocked when the soup tastes like dishwasher water.
That's the way it is, right, and so that's kind
kind of way it goes. It's like installing software that's
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in a different language, like you're in France and you
put it in there, and then the language that your
phone has is different. It's not gonna it's not gonna work.
And so good luck on that. Dallas, by the way,
twenty ninth in the NFL, the Cowboys twenty ninth in
the NFL un total defense. They are rubbing elbows with
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the Giants, the Commanders, and the Bengals. That is on
the Lost Luggage carousel at the airport. That's the Dallas
cow Is. That's not elite company. That is the Again,
the baggage claim, that's the baggage claim is what that is.
And so Jerry wants instant results. He wants just add water,
hamburger helper is what he wants. And the defense does
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not microwave. You can't just add water to it. It's
not a pattery mix the crock pot. Gotta put it
in the crockpot and you just kinda hold off for
a little bit. But instead it's like it's like they're
playing wackable. Jerry's playing whackable with these quarter He's always
been more likely to get rid of coordinators than head coaches.
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He's okay getting rid of those guys. They're the ones
that do most of the actual coaching, like the hands
on defensive corner, hands on offensive corner. They do most
of the work. So eber Flus is on thin ice,
ice ice baby, and Jerry's already warming up the zamboni.
He's like, I'm gonna take a spin on the zamboni. Who, Jared,
we know you don't need to drive the zamboni. I
mightn't want to drive the zamboni. But you shouldn't drive
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the zamboni. Okay. Our last thing to the high speed
sports wire we go some transactions of note Rick and
Maryland morning time. His team, the Washington Commanders, who used
to be called the Redskins. The Commanders have said turn
at the last, the parties over. We are shutting down.
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Jaden Daniels. Oh my aching elbow, he's done. He will
not play the final three games of the regular season. Meanwhile,
in Cincinnati, Zach Taylor said that he fully expects Joe Burrow,
the man not having any fun, to remain the ben
Gals quarterback for the final three games of the schedule. Now,
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when reporters were shocked, oh my god, he could get killed,
Zach Taylor responded by saying, we want to win though,
that's why we're playing, and we want to win. So
reaction has been mixed on this. That is a good
jumping off point. So let's discuss the reaction. The question
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how do you juxtapose the Commander is being universally praised
for putting Jaden Daniels on the shelf, and then the
Bengals are getting absolutely cooked by playing Joe Burrow. So
two starting quarterbacks of the NFL. Two guys have had
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some success, and one team is being celebrated for not
playing the player and the other team's being ripped for
playing the player. So Daniels, it's like, it's kind of
like a leftover meat loaf. Nice on leftover meat loaf
and all that. Everyone applauds that. Well, nobody really wants
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the leftover meat loaf, but they but people pray, maybe
you'll eat it. You'll be hungry, you'll be porridging through
the fridge and you'll grab it and all this. So
Washington gets a standing ovation. They're the adults. They're very responsible. Meanwhile,
Burrow is playing because, as Zach Taylor said, we want
to win, and some people are losing their minds. Oh
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this is not right. This is such a bango thing
to do. Even cardiac Stanley almost had another heart attack
thing about it. And the reason why this is going on,
when you put side by side, you've got two starting
quarterbacks both being involved in the headlines. Here Jayden Daniels
out for the year, Joe Burrow gonna play. Everyone is
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a psychologist and this is my diagnosis. Okay, this is
full blown sporty mind virus is what this is. There's
no vaccine for it. It's brain rot. It's generations of
fans being programmed to believe that this is what you're
supposed to do. We have now reached the point in
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sport them. We reached the point where doing your job
is seen as blasphemy. That playing football when your team
is not eligible for the playoffs, how dare you? How
dare And out of an abundance of caution, out of
an abundance of that, culture has continued. Bubble wrapped the quarterback,
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Bubble wrapped the quarterback?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Do it? Riser was a little kid. I used to
go to my grandparents' house. My grandma, one of my grandmothers.
She had a really nice sofa I remember as a
little kid, and the freaking thing was covered in plastic
might babusha?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
And I always thought, why not enjoy the sofa? But
she was so worried, this woman, God rest herself, she
was so paranoid about that so for getting dirty. She
didn't want us fat grandkids to mess up the sulf
So she had this thing wrapped in play. So it's like,
what's the point that And that's essentially the mindset. It's
wrapping your sofa in plastic. We're gonna shut Jayden Daniels down.
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We don't know, even though last week they were like
he's medically cleared and all that, but to shut him down.
So where this is headed. If you want to do
the doomsday prophecies, that mindset, that brain rot, why play
quarterbacks in September? Those games aren't that important. Why not
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just play your backup in September and then maybe eight
games into the year just kind of see where you
are and if your team's good, that's great. You don't
want to play a quarterback in worthless games in September
and nothing's decided in the month of September, and you
must preserve your asset. I'm telling you these dingle bars,
these jackwagons. That is where this is headed. Preserve the
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star quarterback at all costs. And by the way, Jayden Daniels,
he's living up to the scouting rover. I went back,
I went through my notes from the NFL draft when
he came out of LSU and Arizona State, and they're like,
this guy is built like he's built a lot of toothpicks.
And the concern was he's gonna get hurt a lot.
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So this year he's had a knee injury, a hamstring injury,
and elbow. He's missed seven games, and when he played,
he wasn't all that good. He went all that good.
So that's not caution. That's the fragility. Cabaret is what
it is in Washington. They've been through this before with
RG three, and to me, the Bengals get it and
Joe Burrow could go out there and get hurt in
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one of these games. I'm fine with it played. They
gave people spend money on these days. They watch the
games at your job to show up. I'm not gonna
kill someone for doing their job. I'm not. It is
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one of the younger quarterbacks in the NFL. We'll get
to that and we will do it next.
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of sports radio later on Hall of Famer. Not really
excited about one of the young quarterbacks in the NFL.
Will We'll get to that. So man, So I'm currently
my timeline. I'm trying to read some comments here, but
I'm getting I'm getting Twitter bombed, carpet bombed by something
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blind Scott is doing and I got tagged in it.
What's he doing? I don't know, and I want to
say it on there, but it's a little it's on
the shady side, and somehow I got dragged into it,
and I don't want I don't have nothing to do
with it, and uh, how do I get my getting
my name off that? I'm I try to untag him.
I want to untag myself on that.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
All.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Let's go to the phones. Dave is in Viva Las Vegas. Hello, Dave, Welcome.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
How you doing, Ben Dave?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If I was any better, I would be a Green
Bay packer, but I would not be Micah Parsons because
he's out for he's out for the year.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Just put it on the lift, I.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Snap, crackle pop. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Yeah, So no, I was. I wanted to piggyback on
what you were saying about j Daniels and the Joe
Burrow situation. They're also doing the same thing in New
York with Dart. I mean, Dart wants to play, they're
trying to coddle him. I mean it's kind of the
same thing they did with Carson Wentz Back in the day.
I mean, I think they're kind of just throwing coffs
from the way, but I think it's stupid. I think
any any playing time that you get period is invaluable.
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So I don't know why they would want anybody to
say if they had a choice.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, I agree, I agree, but you get universally praised
the reaction for Jane naisar Well, that's the way to go.
That's what good franchises do. So don't even play like
what somebody you might get hurt.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You're paying them how many millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
To play, and as you know, the lifespan of these guys,
even when they're healthy, they only play until their early
thirties and then that's it. Usually most of them.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
There's exceptions for them don't get that second contract or
some get a backup quarterback contract. I mean, I get it, That's.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What I'm saying. You know, listen, I guess we're I
guess you're old.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Dave.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I'm old too, man, you're right, but you're a bunch
of boomers. What's wrong with you? What about Jay and Daniels.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
I'm early forties, so I'm not that old.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
But I didn't think but I guess not.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, these kids today, these kids today day.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
But no, I got you just had to grow up
without internet, sir.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's right. Clearly, that's our problem. We lived in the
stone age back in the day. Al, thank you, Dave.
I agree, we agree. Let's say a lot of hollering
James in Minneapolis, minnesot Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Hey dad, Yes what you know what?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
James, Ben you're awake? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (26:36):
You know what was Larada is Draacob?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Is that making bootleg?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Huh? What did you see that?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Making bootleg?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah? Did you? Did you do the gritty? Did you
just like McCarthy, you knew the gritty when you went
in the end zone.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
He couldn't do the gritty.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
He did the nitty gritty. Hey, speaking of that, Chris
Carter Hall of Fame, Viking Hall of Fame, Wide Receiver,
Chris Carter taking a shot at JJ McCarthy and his
this is so I love the Hootz book. The words. Well, no,
he did. He took a shot out of me. He
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questioned his maturity, say was immature? He said, quote, we're
stuck with a kid.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There you go back to the kid's intuition again. I'm
in my early sixties.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
No, no, remember James, you're in your thirties. You're in
the demo. You're in the demo, James, remember that sixties,
the New thirty. You're in the Target demo. Yeah? Five, yes,
you did. You hung out? Your best friend is Ponce Devion.
That's your best friend. See. There was this misbelief that
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the Fountain of Youth was in Florida, but it was
actually in Minnesota because there's so many lakes there.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Exactly, you got the lakes ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
No, no, but let me let me match you can
I finish? Let me just say, James, why that the
Chris Carter thing is extra hoodzbot? Because this is the
same guy, is it not? Who lectured NFL players. He
was the one that gave us the ted talk about
you gotta have a fall guy. You know, when you
go out you hook up with hookers or you know,
the guys get you know, playing around with the things
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you shouldn't be playing around with. You gotta have a
fall guy. Who's your fall guy? James? You have a
fall guy?
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I have a fun Guyam that's random?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh that's very random, now, James, we had a call
from Dick and Dayton who takes nine pills a day?
Do you have any advice as somebody takes thirty six
pills in the morning and thirty six pills at night.
Do you have any advice? Yeah, my son, that's that's
your advice.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
James.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
All right, here it is. This is the original song
from Jay Scoop and just yots in pneumoning.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
In Theue.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It makes me.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Feel all right.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I bought these bills in time of sleep, I pop
in time of sports. I bought some just before the
Melas Show, and then I bought some more. James, I
don't want to listen. You're not singing, James, all right?
(29:40):
Times you are vikings Man. One of the games gave
you cray dream and you can rhyme out.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
He takes care of head.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Is this the highlight of your life? James show?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I wonder the job?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, all right, thank you, James. Let's go to you
got the doc. The legend is back, baby, Doc Mike.
He's now raising Arizona. You got the doc locked and loaded.
Don't you get it, pal? Don't you get it? Pal?
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Yeah? How about you do the ask Doc? And I
want to see a little too, Lorena here.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I don't know what well you gotta your you're on speakerphone, Doc,
I can't do ask a doc if you're on speakerphone,
that's not gonna work.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
But Hi, Doc, good morning, Lorena.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (30:37):
You had to help end that. Your contract lets you talk, you.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Know, actually I think it technically tells me to shut up
behind it. But if she talks too much, they might
have to pay her any more. So they already do that.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
I'm gonna fish slap him if he doesn't put you
on the air more.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You're gonna fish. What are you threatening by islands? Doc Mike,
we're friends. You're threatening violence?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Well you got my license plate?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I know I got you bloody goat beer, the beer
for losers I have. I think how many presidential elections
have we been in? I think six presidential elections? Four? Okay?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Four? Well, let's do a.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Okay, you wanted to ask a doc? All right, We'll
do a couple of rounds of ask a doc. Let's
see who do we have an ask a doc. Let's
go to James. You're on with Doc Mike. It's ask
a doc, James, Doc, what's up?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Doc?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Like the rabbitbit?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
I can't understand these guys.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right, all right, we'll hang up on it. Let's try.
Let's try Steve. Steve, you're on with Doc Mike gets
ask a doc.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Hello, Steve, Hey, Doc, do you think when when Travis
Kelsey Mary's Taylor Swift on June the thirteenth, before he
plays again to the chiefs, do you think he should
drink some urine for his honeymoon night just to get prepared.
I would drink her urine?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right, Doc, alright, alright, I don't think that was
the question. Doc, Yeah, yeah, all right, next, all right,
although he's already saying next, he's done. He's done with
keg drinking. Steve, this is not this is where Doc.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
This is.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
This is a hostile takeover of the airways by Doc Mike.
Let's go to Scott Scott in Boston. You're on with
Doc Mike. Hello, blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Up from the radio. So, Doc, would you drink from
a woman from the Thailand persuasions fountain?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay? All right, all right, all right, all right, come on,
please you guys, what are you what are you doing here?
It's a family radio show, all the kids. No, it's not,
it's not let's try Mike the Leprechaun. Mike, you're on
with the doc. Hello Mike, my kids are.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
About to wake up in a minute. Doc. Have you
ever been sued for malpractice? Have I ever been what
sued for malpractice? With your wacky ideas? No, I was
in court for practicing medicine without a license. I'm a
life coach, I hope.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah. Yeah, you can't be sued for malpractice when that
is a good one. It's very hard to be sued for. Yeah,
that was It was at least a Maddigan, the old
you used to scream about her, right, that was the
one that upset you.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Well, she's she's got something, job doing something.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
She was the he got That's how you got my number, doc,
Remember that you went you were going to two years,
You went to jail, and that was the that was
the I gave you my number and so oh yeah,
that's the legendary thing. Are all right? Well, all right,
another amazing ask a doc right there? How great is that?
My God? Tyler is in Maine, our buddy from the
(34:12):
North end hung up. So let's say a little Tyler.
What's going on? Tyler?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Welcome, good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Good morning, If I was any better, I'd be a doc,
but not doc Mike.
Speaker 9 (34:22):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Hey, uh, you know, I'm getting a little bit of
a RG three vibe, you know over there in Washington
with Daydon Daniels A little bit.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, it's uh is a patternicity? Is that the word?
It's it's following a similar path, the garden path. It
does seem I know it's been a few years. It
must have been twelve thirteen years or something like that,
but it does seem similar. Yeah, I agree, but uh
no quick quick, oh you're yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Seen a lot of success in Boston. I can't complain
about that. Between the fact the Red Sox, I think
the most frustrating thing for me is a Red Sox
fan is just the fact that they will say and
tell you whatever, but when it comes down to it,
they just they don't they don't follow through with it.
And I think that's what the frustrating part is. It's
(35:20):
not that they're not signing anyone. They're not going for it,
but they'll sit there and they'll tell you to your face,
hey we're going all in, we're bull Donald, We're signing
this guy.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Where yeah yeah, Well, because they want to, you know, Tyler,
they want the headline. They're like people that run for Congress.
They'll tell you whatever they want to get elected, and
then once they get elected, they're just gonna sit there
and do nothing.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah. I just I got a question. How how blind
is blind Scott? I mean, honestly, I feel like blind
Scott is really not that blind.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Oh No, he's definitely, he's definitely. He's definitely my heat.
But blind Scott used to be. Yeah, well he had vision.
He has an illness that he lost his vision. But
he's so he kind of knows the world because he
had vision but he lost it unfortunately. So he's a.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Personal it's not like one of the twelve personalities that
blind here.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No, we've we've met him. No, We've I've met him
several times over the years, pet it or not. I
In fact, I was at a I was at a
pizza place somewhere in Boston, I forget the name of it,
and we were having a meal and his guide dog, Kramer,
attacked the waitress while I was eating, Yeah, while I
was eating pizza. And of course blind Scott didn't see
it because he's blind, and this poor waitress, this dog's attacking,
(36:39):
and I was like, oh my god, what a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
That was.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Good.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh the pizza was great. Yeah, it was wonderful. All right,
thank you Tyler. All right, man, I gotta go play
go this' is a Tyler he made straight ahead. We
are moments away from sight the bite, the great sports
radio mystery. We'll get to that. We will do it.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
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Speaker 5 (37:12):
Oh come, drink your yours. That will be your cure. Yes,
drink up your yourncess dot Mike, drink your your that
will be your cure. Oh drink I love your your range,
(37:38):
keep your yellow Pool tribute friends do and dog.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah. There it is another classic Mallard Militia holiday song.
As we spread holidays joy Here it is I Bill Miller.
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Speaker 10 (38:50):
It's time now to site sightup Bite, where we play
random generic sound bites, you know in a sports and
entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
You trying to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Let's see your detective skills. Site the bite. The great
sports radio mystery. Somebody from the world of sports the
last seven to ten days. It could be an athlete,
a coach, or prominent media figure, and you have to
figure out just by using your hearing and your imagination,
who this person could be? After every two win correct answers,
(39:28):
We'll give a clue. Let's go to the audio tape.
Here we go. You see your peers?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Do you recognize that voice? You see your peers eight
seven seven ninety nine on Fox. If you want to
play rapid fire on and off the air, quickly play again,
play again, you see your peers. I'm gonna go call
her five color three Google little color five number one?
Speaker 9 (39:54):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Who said? Was it? Roberto said? Lebron James? Yeah, that
was that was Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
That was.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
All right. Oh that's Maggie. She's all grown up now.
I think she's got kids. Oh I'm getting old. Let's
say Lebron's getting old. Hello. Let's go to Chris in Boston.
Who's in the lead off spot? Chris, you are my
caller number one. It's Cite the Bite, the Great Sports
Radio Mystery. Chris.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Happy holidays, Ben and Crew, you too.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
That's a former Red Sox outfielder Bob subsick.
Speaker 9 (40:29):
Raw.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I love the old names. I might be the only one, Chris,
but I keep doing that. That's that's pretty funny. That
is incorrect. Let's see here. Let's see call her number two.
Let's go to Steve O. Hello Steve Oh, you might
call it to eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Hello Steve oh, Man, I'm so depressed that the newly
hot Amy Schumer.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Is getting a divorce.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Man, I do she's available for you? What's the answer?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
All right, I'll take you.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
I take a shot. I'm gonna say then, major league
reliever Richard Lovelady.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Is it Dick Lovelady?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
That is incorrect. Alright, thank you for that good name though.
Time for our first closet person was born in Omaha, Nebraska,
but grew up in Wichita, Kansas. Let's go to Mark
on the north end, who called back? All right, Mark,
you are my caller number three.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
Mark, I'm gonna give you a legitimate answer. I want
to go with Philip Rivers.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Is that Philip Rivers? No? But thanks for the legitimate
I appreciate that you actually tried to win the game.
Let's get your peers, all right, let's see call her
number four. Let's go to Mike. What is it, Mike
the Leprechaun? Quickly, I'm not your fall guys. Is that
Mike Tyson?
Speaker 6 (41:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
His third cousin is running back Roger Craig. All right,
last one Mike in New Hampshire. Who is it? Mike
quickly no, it's Breece Hall. Breece Hall is the answer,
Breece Saw. Thank you, Mike Brisol