January 9, 2026 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Miami defeating Ole Miss to advance to the National Championship and if this counts as a "Cinderella story" for Carson Beck and the Hurricanes, if the future is bright for Pete Golding at Ole Miss, Lane Kiffin missing out on $250k, and more!
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it's all about college football. Yes, the last next to
last round of the college football playoffs in Arizona last
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night and we saw Miami on a late touchdown win
the game over Old Miss. Does this Carson Beck Championship
touchdown run for Miami as they get to the final
game now count as a Cinderella story? Also is the
future bride for coach Pete Golding at Old Miss after
the college football playoff run? And are you bummed out
(01:29):
that former Old Miss coach Lane Kiffin missed out on
a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars bonus because Old
Miss lost in their Fiesta bal game. Talk about all
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is from the game, and oh what a game it was?
Were you watching? Did you know? Maybe not? I don't know.
We'll start out Value of the Sun, Glennondale, Arizona. There
that was the stage for the big college football match up,
the Orphans of Ole Miss dumped by Lane Kiffen for
that sexier lady in Baton Rouge taking on the you
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from Miami. I'm old enough to remember when Michael Irvin
was a playmaker. Now he's like Spike Lee or something
like that. He's a cheer leader on the sideline. He's
going for it, going all in man, come on now,
all right, but it was a winner into the National
title game. Winner gets a date at hard Rock in
South Florida. There and they would take on the winner
(04:13):
of the Oregon Indiana game, the Canes. If you like
to gamble on such things, a three point favorite coming in.
You had Herbie Kirk, Kirkstreet and Chris Father there yapping
into microphones on the broadcast in Island game. Did you
watch again? I don't know if he did not, I
have no idea we watched still, that's all we care about.
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Carson Beck. Carson Beck, who, Yeah, he's been around forever.
He scrambled for a three yard touchdown with eighteen seconds left.
Is Miami matriculated the ball down the field all the
way you assumed that, oh, let's just get a field goal,
this game is gonna go over to No no, no, no,
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no no. Carson Beck not known as the most mobile quarterback,
but he got into the end zone, hit pay dirt,
and Miami punching their ticket back to their home base
and they have a shot at their first national championship
since way back in twenty one. I will not tell
(05:16):
you what I was doing after Miami won their championship
and yeah, I've been right here behind these microphones.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Nonetheless, the big win there for the Canes. They beat
Old Miss thirty one to twenty seven in an exhilaration
situation there the College Football Playoffs semi final at the
Fiesta Bowl. And then afterwards Carson Beck was a sports
cliche machine, was like nuke Lusha. There. We never flinched,
(05:48):
he said, in the face of adversity, we had to responded.
We respondent all the quotes, all the sports cliche quotes.
And Beck finished with two hundred sixty eight yards, had
a couple of touchdowns, have an interception. And so the Hurricanes.
Remember there's this great uproar, the hullabaloo before the college
football play Well, I don't understand why Miami is, let's
(06:09):
get another Big ten team, get other SEC team in there. Well,
all the whining and the bitching and the complaining from
Notre Dame and Alabama and all that, and it's Miami
that ends up not winning the ACC. They didn't play
in the ACC title game. Try to win the ACC
title game, we don't play in it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And they didn't play in that title game, and they
were the controversial pick and they have made their way through. Well,
let's hear before we move on, we must celebrate the cliche.
Here's Carson Beck, who just is like an empty vessel,
just spewing out sports cliches. Take a listen. I'm so
proud of this team. We never played Swede. I mean,
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thanks the university. When wesponded responded, we never gave up.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You know, I looked at the guys on the sideline
and you could just see it in their eye.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You can see it in their eye. Just we all
had a good feeling that what just happened was about
to happen. All the work that we put in, all
the preparation that goes into this is for moments like these.
You know, you play this game for moments like these.
You live for moments like these. You know. I'm so
proud of this team. I'm so proud of the way
that we fought. The great thing about that is he
didn't mention any of the schools, and he can't. He's,
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you know, because he's changed schools. So you just got
to keep it generic. He got to get we call
that in the business, we call that evergreen is what
we call it. All right, So the two lost Hurricanes
will face either Indiana or number five Oregon Nike you
in the national title game that'll be coming up on
January nineteenth. All right, very exciting, But that's good jumping
(07:45):
off points. So let us discuss the question, does this
Carson Beck championship run for Miami does it count as
a Cinderella story? Woo? Everyone loves their Cinderella story. So
I've got funions, Shake and Bake and Walmart Greeter, and
(08:06):
we will combine all of these things together and we
are going to have a pa rt why party. We're
gonna have a party, all right, So a to ask
the question, does this count is a Cinerella story? No,
of course no, what are you stupid? This is not
some rags to riches. It's rich person changing banks. That's
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what that's positifically what it's in. Carson Beck was already
making a lot of money on the n NIL. Good
for him. It's semi pro football. And so think of
this like a designer remake, if you will, for Carson Beck.
That's what this was. A designer remaking. You zoom out
wide angle lens on all of this, and it is
a sign of the times. It is a modern remix
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on a fairy tale where the pumpkin in this version
of Cinderella is leased and the carriage has a big
swoosh on it. There's a big sponsor logo. Carson Beck
obviously did not come from rags. He came from the
Georgia Bulldogs and sec powerhouse with room service and trophies
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and servants and all that. This was not a rescue mission.
This was another bank heist for the quarterback, Carson Beck.
Good for him in the nil era. This is what
it's all about. The glass slipper is a big fat
collective deal and Beck dancing straight to the ball and
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mo what the ball he had chasing? Suppose there were
four million dollars. That's a four million dollar quarterback. That's
a nice payday for the Hurricanes. There he grabbed a
bag of funions on his way out as well. Enjoined
those funions have a fun time. And that's not Cinderella.
That's more Oceans eleven wearing shoulder pads is what this is.
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And it's savvy capitalism, whatever way you want to frame it,
but it's what we have today. We have free agency
in college football and you don't really have to do
term papers. I don't think. I can't imagine. You think,
when's the last time Carson Beck went to class? Does it? Matt?
Who cares? We watched the semi pro football. We don't
care if these guys go to school. We don't care.
They're idiots. Who cares. Just catch the damn ball or
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throw the damn ball. Don't call it magic though, don't
call it back. No, don't do that. Carson Beck did
not stumble into into midnight. He set a bunch of alarms,
took a bunch of calls, He negotiated and went back
and forth, and to his credit, he actually has played
pretty well well enough in this college football playoff to
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justify the price tag, right, you pay if you're the
Boosters at Miami, you pay four million dollars to get
to the National Championship Game and to win it. They
haven't won it yet, but they're there now, one win away,
and the ledger at Miami reads money well spent. I
purchased the ring. They just might have to return it,
but at this point they have it, so we'll see
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what happens there now. Staying with the theme of the
hour on the Loose or side, this space Mountain ride
has come to a stop. It is ov R for
the Cindo rel. It's hard to call Old missus Cinderella
because they're the SEC. It's like like SEC Cinderella would
be Vanderbilt. That would be kind of that would be
(11:29):
kind of that. But looking at the long term weather
models here, let's break this down. Is the future bright
as the dust settles? Is the future bright? For coach
Pete Golding's Ole Miss team after the college football run
is now dun skies? Is the future bright? So you
(11:50):
pop onto the hood here and again you look at
the long term weather models, because not only do we
do sports here, we do weather. And if you look
at the forecast, you see some clouds, there's a little
bit of Z and maybe some stray thunderclaps out there.
So this is not a clear blue sky situation. It
is not. I don't think you'd say that either. Old
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Miss has been a college football wasteland for decades, a
place where dreams go and take a nice nap in
Oxford and forget the alarm clock and just snooze. And
then Lane Kiffin showed up like a red bull IV drip.
He would do the shaken bake and the buggie will
(12:35):
gee on the camera. And as they say in that
commercial that kept getting played during the game, he was
the hotty Toddy Lane Kiffin there at Old Miss and
he's sold hope like it was a late night infomercial.
But wait, there's more now. Golding I don't know much
about him. There's a couple of sound bites that I like.
The early read is though, that he's much more of
(12:57):
an instructional manual kind of a coach. It's necessary and
nobody's that excited about it. Though it's standard issues, solid, dependable.
Golding's not bad. It's it's not dad. He's conference room
oatmeal is what he is. That's what he's. Conference has
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bland and it's not that warm, and it's there for
if you want it. In today's college football, though the
economy it doesn't make it tingle. And this always comes
back to three letters nil, name, image, likeness. You got
to pay the man to be the man. To be
the man, you got to pay the man. And that's
the gas pedal. Without the bags of cash. You're riding
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on a tricycle and you're trying to win the Daytona
five hundred good luck on that good luck on trying
to win the Daytona five hundred on a tricycle. Now,
the thing is, the boosters are still there. There's obviously
a fair amount of money at All Miss and they
got nothing else to spend it on other than their
football team. But yet the future it's not it's it's
not dark. I'll say it's overcast. How about that, because
(14:03):
you're you're still in the SEC. Although that's it's not
quite as good right now, at this moment, right at
this moment, the SEC is not looking as good as
it did a year ago or two years ago, three
years ago, whatever. So might want to bring the umbrella
if you're a fan and the sun is not guarantee.
It is not guaranteed, all right, last word to the
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Lane train, true true, yeah, so Lane commenting at the end.
There was a controversial play, the final play for Old Miss,
where there was some serious wrestling going on. You make
the call, is that a pass interference penalty in the
end zone? And then you have one more play. It
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wouldn't you know, it's not the NFL, so it wouldn't
have been the one yard line, but they would have
picked up a trunk of yards and moved the ball
closer and had one last play or is it a
non call? So it's Lane was like, ah, that was
a penalty. And if I was Lane Kiffin, I would
have said the same thing because he had a quarter
of a million dollar wager, not on DraftKings. That was
(15:07):
at Old Miss, that was a university, Louisiana State University.
A quarter of a million dollars. Now an Old Miss
win would have earned Lane Kiffen another two hundred fifty
thousand dollars. Now. I watched it and I was like,
I really wanted to go passing deference passing inference, but
they were both grabbing each other. So it's like, you know,
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and they almost never call that at the end of
the game, right, They almost never call that because let
them decide the game on the field and all that.
And if it had been completely one sided where it
was just the Miami player grabbing the Old Miss player,
I said, okay, that you got to call that, but
it was they were grabbing each other, all right. Question,
are you bummed out? I want you to be honest,
Are you bummed out that former Old Miss coach Lane
(15:51):
Kiffen missed out on two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
in a bonus. Yeah, so I'll go for I gotta
tell you I am absolutely I'm for klemped here. I've
already lit a candle in the remote studio here. Lane
Kiffin is down to his last yacht payment. Think about that.
(16:13):
This is tragedy. It's absolutely tragic. This is like Grapes
of raft stuff. If you know that movie back in there,
Lane's gone, He's gone from Old Miss He's now in
Baton Rouge. And I'm thinking he probably went out after
the game and started rattling a tin cump and said,
you know, send me money like our friend weed man hippie.
(16:35):
You know, got some spare nil money. I need some
help here. Of course it's stand. It's all fake hardship, right,
this is Instagram influencer, poor hard scrabble streets unless it's not.
And Lane didn't lose any money. He just got extra
bonus on top of bonus on top of bonus. Because
the people at Louisiana State, have they got some have
(16:58):
you got some issues? It's like it's kind of like
when you back in the day, people used to have
this thing called change and every once in a while.
In the old days, people would drop some change into
the sofa, into the couch cushions, and you decide, is
it worth my trouble to dig around and find it?
And oftentimes no, And then like once every couple of years,
(17:19):
you dig through the sofa and so oh man, I
got like I got two dollars and thirty five cents.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Now. My favorite part
is that he's you don't get the money, but I
guess he gets his staff back, right, that's the thing.
They all head to botor Rous now and they'll have
a big meeting, big pow wow where and that's how
it goes. So it's not really a loss. It was
(17:40):
like a coupon, buy one coordinator, get the rest for free.
And so Lane Kiffin, who always has fallen up, he
always falls up. The guy's the deluxe snake oil salesman,
Lane Kiffin. In a business filled with people who are
all cut out of the same cloth. Lane just as
a little more or sleazy, and that drives the other
(18:02):
snake oil salesman, Battie, drives a battie and he's the
kind of guy Lane that would have no problem selling
flood insurance in the middle of a drought in the desert,
and he'd be fine with that. And so the two
hundred and fifty thousand, he's likely going to make that
back by the end of the day on Friday before
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actually not even the ind it before lunch by flirting
with some LSU boosters and subtweeting some recruits in the
lane as a snake charmer. He's a Walmart greeter, big smile,
kind of dead eyes, kind of dead eyes there, welcome in. Also, Hey,
what's your forty time and your GPA? And how much
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would it cost for you to come to school here?
How would you feel about transferring? Ye? Boutton Rouge is
really nice in the winter, It's really nice. So he'll
get back and Lane will be poaching talent. How many
of these old MISS players? How many of these guys
are going to transfer to follow Wayne Kiffin to LSU.
What's the number is? Do we have an over under
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on that? Is it four? If I said over under
four players that played in the championship game for ole
Miss end up playing for LSU in the in the portal,
I'll sit the over on earth. It's not zero, right?
Can we agree, it's not zero. That is, at least
a couple of players will go and Lane will be
out there poaching talent like a raccoon in a dumpster
(19:30):
behind whole foods, just going for it, just having a
grand old time. And why not? Why the bleepity bleep nod?
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As we slide into a Friday, which will be the
ninth day of January, when everyone's there, we're still stuck
back on the West Coast and our friends in Hawaii
and Alaska stuck back on the eighth day of January.
But the college football playoff the next to last round.
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Oh so exciting, Oh so excited. I'll tell you about
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back to it all, right, well back to it Mentioned
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it doesn't. Matter having a great, time just pure, jubilation
pure joy and performing it was really performance art for
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the Old Miami wide receiver from back in the day
and ANOTHER. Bta, right what is thinking a belt to?
Ass is that? Right that's what that's his. Deal that's his,
deal not standing simply great. Here so we're talking about
that to begin as we are one game away another
game coming up here On friday, night As oregon And.
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Indiana the winner will take on The hurricanes in their home.
Stadium this is not the first time that this has.
Happened people made a big deal, about oh my, God
miami's going to play The national championship game in their home.
Stadium it's the first time since nineteen ninety. Five it's
been a. Minute it's been a. Minute and that was
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at The Old Orange bowl and they had The National championship.
Game that was The Bowl, coalition The Great. Coalition now
remember that that Was Good Talk radio nineteen ninety. Five,
anyway Featured. Nebraska, yeah that's, Right. Nebraska that's how long
ago Is nebraska was the number one team in the.
Country they Played miami and The Old Orange bowl And
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miami was playing there at the, time and the Corn
huskers they won a thriller and a game that was
aside in the final couple of minutes of that. Game
and so there you. Go and that was the. Year
in ninety, Five Penn state was number. Two they didn't
play in the championship game because they were forced to
(24:27):
play in The Rose bowl because they won The Big.
Ten so back in those, days still many years, ago
over thirty years, ago you had to go to The
you had to go to the rosebu if you won
The big. Ten now they encourage you not to do.
That they encourage you to bounce around and have a grand.
TIME i have a grand, time but don't do. Anyway
who else do we?
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This see on THE x machine Here eenie meenie miney
mo Ferg dog, says my Favorite cinderella story is the
one about a girl with an evil step. Mother her
inner beauty was only surpassed by her outer. BEAUTY i
think her name Was, cinderella he. SAID i think that's.
It it's a great. Movie uh, huh all, Right? Uh
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meet And, greet which we're gonna do at some point,
here is to have Like dick From dayton on a
throne with a king's cap and a robe and the
whole thing, there and it's really just about. Him jason
In Cansas city is up late and he writes and
he says ten out of. Ten on the Opening mallard,
Monologue ben it seemed like the you would win easily
(25:52):
if it wasn't for all the penalties they, had and he,
said it is ironic that they didn't get a penalty
for pass interference on the final. Play, well in terms
of just like the way the game, played it did
seem Like miami should have been up at. HALFTIME i was,
like how is this still the? THING i don't understand
why this is a. Thing it Doesn't how did that?
(26:15):
Happen miami RAN i think it was like twenty four
more plays or something like. That THEN i have to
go back and look at the box, score but it
was a lot they at, halftime they'd run nineteen more
plays Than Old, miss and usually possession is nine tenths of,
victory and so there was, that but on this day
it was. Not on this day it. DIDN'T i, mean
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The Old miss was able to still have a chance
to come back in the second, half and it came
down to the very. End it wasn't a. Blowout, usually
if you dominate that stat you dominate the. Game Late
Night Drug tester, Says i've got to disagree with the Monologue.
Maller instead of, Funions i'm Sure Carson beck would have
grabbed some brisket or beaver nuggets From. BUCkies since it
(27:00):
it's on the way To. Miami are they traveling by?
Bus are they taking a fleet of buses greyhound buses
back To miami From? Arizona are they flying nice?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Beaver?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah they should have an airline that offers the. Brisket
BUCkies brisket sandwich is The Texas. BRISKET i think they
should do a beaver, bowl a beaver. Bowl, Yeah, well
there's The Oregon State. Beavers they could play in, that,
right they're already called The. Beavers, yeah and then you
serve boosey beaver. Brisket, yes you have the boozy. Mascot
(27:32):
wait till you go to a you've not been to A.
BUCkies we've enjoyed the last. Year we had people that
sent us a lot of fans of the show that
sent us a lot Of bucky stuff that's kind of dried.
Up we haven't had that in a, while but It's,
uh it was, great but you got to go to The.
Mecca josh, writes and he, SAYS i never THOUGHT i
would hear you have an opening monologue about college, football
(27:53):
And josh, says please blink once if you're in. Distress all,
Right i'm not gonna. Blink but If i'm in the,
Stress i'll tap the. Microphone But i'm not going to
do that Because i'm not in this. Draft i'm not
going to tap the. Microphone i'm not at all in.
Distress this is NOT i don't it sounds. WEIRD i
don't know what. That it must be The guverments super.
Markets steve writs and, SAYS i agree with, You, Ben
i'm not sure how much of A cinderella story you could.
(28:14):
Be they're talking About miami when you were the preseason
ranked tenth team in the. Country, Now john a Longtime
minion and member of The Malor militia who was a
public address announcer of a minor league baseball team that
was very popular until that clown Rob manfraud stepped in
(28:34):
and the team went out of. Business Because Rob manford hates,
people at least minor league baseball, People john, says out
of all the Monologues i've ever, heard this was one of. Them,
well it's a tremendous. ENDORSEMENT i appreciate. That and what
else do you see page DON i don't know if
we want to read. That let's go to the. Phones
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it is a call in, show so we'll take some.
Calls and where do we start? Here meany miney? Mo
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it's all about college football. Yes, the last next to
last round of the college football playoffs in Arizona last
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night and we saw Miami on a late touchdown win
the game over Old Miss. Does this Carson Beck Championship
touchdown run for Miami as they get to the final
game now count as a Cinderella story? Also is the
future bride for coach Pete Golding at Old Miss after
the college football playoff run? And are you bummed out
(01:29):
that former Old Miss coach Lane Kiffin missed out on
a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars bonus because Old
Miss lost in their Fiesta bal game. Talk about all
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is from the game, and oh what a game it was?
Were you watching? Did you know? Maybe not? I don't know.
We'll start out Value of the Sun, Glennondale, Arizona. There
that was the stage for the big college football match up,
the Orphans of Ole Miss dumped by Lane Kiffen for
that sexier lady in Baton Rouge taking on the you
(03:52):
from Miami. I'm old enough to remember when Michael Irvin
was a playmaker. Now he's like Spike Lee or something
like that. He's a cheer leader on the sideline. He's
going for it, going all in man, come on now,
all right, but it was a winner into the National
title game. Winner gets a date at hard Rock in
South Florida. There and they would take on the winner
(04:13):
of the Oregon Indiana game, the Canes. If you like
to gamble on such things, a three point favorite coming in.
You had Herbie Kirk, Kirkstreet and Chris Father there yapping
into microphones on the broadcast in Island game. Did you
watch again? I don't know if he did not, I
have no idea we watched still, that's all we care about.
(04:35):
Carson Beck. Carson Beck, who, Yeah, he's been around forever.
He scrambled for a three yard touchdown with eighteen seconds left.
Is Miami matriculated the ball down the field all the
way you assumed that, oh, let's just get a field goal,
this game is gonna go over to No no, no, no,
(04:55):
no no. Carson Beck not known as the most mobile quarterback,
but he got into the end zone, hit pay dirt,
and Miami punching their ticket back to their home base
and they have a shot at their first national championship
since way back in twenty one. I will not tell
(05:16):
you what I was doing after Miami won their championship
and yeah, I've been right here behind these microphones.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Nonetheless, the big win there for the Canes. They beat
Old Miss thirty one to twenty seven in an exhilaration
situation there the College Football Playoffs semi final at the
Fiesta Bowl. And then afterwards Carson Beck was a sports
cliche machine, was like nuke Lusha. There. We never flinched,
(05:48):
he said, in the face of adversity, we had to responded.
We respondent all the quotes, all the sports cliche quotes.
And Beck finished with two hundred sixty eight yards, had
a couple of touchdowns, have an interception. And so the Hurricanes.
Remember there's this great uproar, the hullabaloo before the college
football play Well, I don't understand why Miami is, let's
(06:09):
get another Big ten team, get other SEC team in there. Well,
all the whining and the bitching and the complaining from
Notre Dame and Alabama and all that, and it's Miami
that ends up not winning the ACC. They didn't play
in the ACC title game. Try to win the ACC
title game, we don't play in it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And they didn't play in that title game, and they
were the controversial pick and they have made their way through. Well,
let's hear before we move on, we must celebrate the cliche.
Here's Carson Beck, who just is like an empty vessel,
just spewing out sports cliches. Take a listen. I'm so
proud of this team. We never played Swede. I mean,
(06:51):
thanks the university. When wesponded responded, we never gave up.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You know, I looked at the guys on the sideline
and you could just see it in their eye.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You can see it in their eye. Just we all
had a good feeling that what just happened was about
to happen. All the work that we put in, all
the preparation that goes into this is for moments like these.
You know, you play this game for moments like these.
You live for moments like these. You know. I'm so
proud of this team. I'm so proud of the way
that we fought. The great thing about that is he
didn't mention any of the schools, and he can't. He's,
(07:23):
you know, because he's changed schools. So you just got
to keep it generic. He got to get we call
that in the business, we call that evergreen is what
we call it. All right, So the two lost Hurricanes
will face either Indiana or number five Oregon Nike you
in the national title game that'll be coming up on
January nineteenth. All right, very exciting, But that's good jumping
(07:45):
off points. So let us discuss the question, does this
Carson Beck championship run for Miami does it count as
a Cinderella story? Woo? Everyone loves their Cinderella story. So
I've got funions, Shake and Bake and Walmart Greeter, and
(08:06):
we will combine all of these things together and we
are going to have a pa rt why party. We're
gonna have a party, all right, So a to ask
the question, does this count is a Cinerella story? No,
of course no, what are you stupid? This is not
some rags to riches. It's rich person changing banks. That's
(08:29):
what that's positifically what it's in. Carson Beck was already
making a lot of money on the n NIL. Good
for him. It's semi pro football. And so think of
this like a designer remake, if you will, for Carson Beck.
That's what this was. A designer remaking. You zoom out
wide angle lens on all of this, and it is
a sign of the times. It is a modern remix
(08:54):
on a fairy tale where the pumpkin in this version
of Cinderella is leased and the carriage has a big
swoosh on it. There's a big sponsor logo. Carson Beck
obviously did not come from rags. He came from the
Georgia Bulldogs and sec powerhouse with room service and trophies
(09:18):
and servants and all that. This was not a rescue mission.
This was another bank heist for the quarterback, Carson Beck.
Good for him in the nil era. This is what
it's all about. The glass slipper is a big fat
collective deal and Beck dancing straight to the ball and
(09:40):
mo what the ball he had chasing? Suppose there were
four million dollars. That's a four million dollar quarterback. That's
a nice payday for the Hurricanes. There he grabbed a
bag of funions on his way out as well. Enjoined
those funions have a fun time. And that's not Cinderella.
That's more Oceans eleven wearing shoulder pads is what this is.
(10:01):
And it's savvy capitalism, whatever way you want to frame it,
but it's what we have today. We have free agency
in college football and you don't really have to do
term papers. I don't think. I can't imagine. You think,
when's the last time Carson Beck went to class? Does it? Matt?
Who cares? We watched the semi pro football. We don't
care if these guys go to school. We don't care.
They're idiots. Who cares. Just catch the damn ball or
(10:23):
throw the damn ball. Don't call it magic though, don't
call it back. No, don't do that. Carson Beck did
not stumble into into midnight. He set a bunch of alarms,
took a bunch of calls, He negotiated and went back
and forth, and to his credit, he actually has played
pretty well well enough in this college football playoff to
(10:45):
justify the price tag, right, you pay if you're the
Boosters at Miami, you pay four million dollars to get
to the National Championship Game and to win it. They
haven't won it yet, but they're there now, one win away,
and the ledger at Miami reads money well spent. I
purchased the ring. They just might have to return it,
but at this point they have it, so we'll see
(11:07):
what happens there now. Staying with the theme of the
hour on the Loose or side, this space Mountain ride
has come to a stop. It is ov R for
the Cindo rel. It's hard to call Old missus Cinderella
because they're the SEC. It's like like SEC Cinderella would
be Vanderbilt. That would be kind of that would be
(11:29):
kind of that. But looking at the long term weather
models here, let's break this down. Is the future bright
as the dust settles? Is the future bright? For coach
Pete Golding's Ole Miss team after the college football run
is now dun skies? Is the future bright? So you
(11:50):
pop onto the hood here and again you look at
the long term weather models, because not only do we
do sports here, we do weather. And if you look
at the forecast, you see some clouds, there's a little
bit of Z and maybe some stray thunderclaps out there.
So this is not a clear blue sky situation. It
is not. I don't think you'd say that either. Old
(12:12):
Miss has been a college football wasteland for decades, a
place where dreams go and take a nice nap in
Oxford and forget the alarm clock and just snooze. And
then Lane Kiffin showed up like a red bull IV drip.
He would do the shaken bake and the buggie will
(12:35):
gee on the camera. And as they say in that
commercial that kept getting played during the game, he was
the hotty Toddy Lane Kiffin there at Old Miss and
he's sold hope like it was a late night infomercial.
But wait, there's more now. Golding I don't know much
about him. There's a couple of sound bites that I like.
The early read is though, that he's much more of
(12:57):
an instructional manual kind of a coach. It's necessary and
nobody's that excited about it. Though it's standard issues, solid, dependable.
Golding's not bad. It's it's not dad. He's conference room
oatmeal is what he is. That's what he's. Conference has
(13:19):
bland and it's not that warm, and it's there for
if you want it. In today's college football, though the
economy it doesn't make it tingle. And this always comes
back to three letters nil, name, image, likeness. You got
to pay the man to be the man. To be
the man, you got to pay the man. And that's
the gas pedal. Without the bags of cash. You're riding
(13:40):
on a tricycle and you're trying to win the Daytona
five hundred good luck on that good luck on trying
to win the Daytona five hundred on a tricycle. Now,
the thing is, the boosters are still there. There's obviously
a fair amount of money at All Miss and they
got nothing else to spend it on other than their
football team. But yet the future it's not it's it's
not dark. I'll say it's overcast. How about that, because
(14:03):
you're you're still in the SEC. Although that's it's not
quite as good right now, at this moment, right at
this moment, the SEC is not looking as good as
it did a year ago or two years ago, three
years ago, whatever. So might want to bring the umbrella
if you're a fan and the sun is not guarantee.
It is not guaranteed, all right, last word to the
(14:24):
Lane train, true true, yeah, so Lane commenting at the end.
There was a controversial play, the final play for Old Miss,
where there was some serious wrestling going on. You make
the call, is that a pass interference penalty in the
end zone? And then you have one more play. It
(14:46):
wouldn't you know, it's not the NFL, so it wouldn't
have been the one yard line, but they would have
picked up a trunk of yards and moved the ball
closer and had one last play or is it a
non call? So it's Lane was like, ah, that was
a penalty. And if I was Lane Kiffin, I would
have said the same thing because he had a quarter
of a million dollar wager, not on DraftKings. That was
(15:07):
at Old Miss, that was a university, Louisiana State University.
A quarter of a million dollars. Now an Old Miss
win would have earned Lane Kiffen another two hundred fifty
thousand dollars. Now. I watched it and I was like,
I really wanted to go passing deference passing inference, but
they were both grabbing each other. So it's like, you know,
(15:28):
and they almost never call that at the end of
the game, right, They almost never call that because let
them decide the game on the field and all that.
And if it had been completely one sided where it
was just the Miami player grabbing the Old Miss player,
I said, okay, that you got to call that, but
it was they were grabbing each other, all right. Question,
are you bummed out? I want you to be honest,
Are you bummed out that former Old Miss coach Lane
(15:51):
Kiffen missed out on two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
in a bonus. Yeah, so I'll go for I gotta
tell you I am absolutely I'm for klemped here. I've
already lit a candle in the remote studio here. Lane
Kiffin is down to his last yacht payment. Think about that.
(16:13):
This is tragedy. It's absolutely tragic. This is like Grapes
of raft stuff. If you know that movie back in there,
Lane's gone, He's gone from Old Miss He's now in
Baton Rouge. And I'm thinking he probably went out after
the game and started rattling a tin cump and said,
you know, send me money like our friend weed man hippie.
(16:35):
You know, got some spare nil money. I need some
help here. Of course it's stand. It's all fake hardship, right,
this is Instagram influencer, poor hard scrabble streets unless it's not.
And Lane didn't lose any money. He just got extra
bonus on top of bonus on top of bonus. Because
the people at Louisiana State, have they got some have
(16:58):
you got some issues? It's like it's kind of like
when you back in the day, people used to have
this thing called change and every once in a while.
In the old days, people would drop some change into
the sofa, into the couch cushions, and you decide, is
it worth my trouble to dig around and find it?
And oftentimes no, And then like once every couple of years,
(17:19):
you dig through the sofa and so oh man, I
got like I got two dollars and thirty five cents.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Now. My favorite part
is that he's you don't get the money, but I
guess he gets his staff back, right, that's the thing.
They all head to botor Rous now and they'll have
a big meeting, big pow wow where and that's how
it goes. So it's not really a loss. It was
(17:40):
like a coupon, buy one coordinator, get the rest for free.
And so Lane Kiffin, who always has fallen up, he
always falls up. The guy's the deluxe snake oil salesman,
Lane Kiffin. In a business filled with people who are
all cut out of the same cloth. Lane just as
a little more or sleazy, and that drives the other
(18:02):
snake oil salesman, Battie, drives a battie and he's the
kind of guy Lane that would have no problem selling
flood insurance in the middle of a drought in the desert,
and he'd be fine with that. And so the two
hundred and fifty thousand, he's likely going to make that
back by the end of the day on Friday before
(18:22):
actually not even the ind it before lunch by flirting
with some LSU boosters and subtweeting some recruits in the
lane as a snake charmer. He's a Walmart greeter, big smile,
kind of dead eyes, kind of dead eyes there, welcome in. Also, Hey,
what's your forty time and your GPA? And how much
(18:45):
would it cost for you to come to school here?
How would you feel about transferring? Ye? Boutton Rouge is
really nice in the winter, It's really nice. So he'll
get back and Lane will be poaching talent. How many
of these old MISS players? How many of these guys
are going to transfer to follow Wayne Kiffin to LSU.
What's the number is? Do we have an over under
(19:07):
on that? Is it four? If I said over under
four players that played in the championship game for ole
Miss end up playing for LSU in the in the portal,
I'll sit the over on earth. It's not zero, right?
Can we agree, it's not zero. That is, at least
a couple of players will go and Lane will be
out there poaching talent like a raccoon in a dumpster
(19:30):
behind whole foods, just going for it, just having a
grand old time. And why not? Why the bleepity bleep nod?
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among college football And now, why would there be shodenfreude
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We'll get to it. We'll take your calls, the whole thing.
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Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show.
As we slide into a Friday, which will be the
ninth day of January, when everyone's there, we're still stuck
back on the West Coast and our friends in Hawaii
and Alaska stuck back on the eighth day of January.
But the college football playoff the next to last round.
(21:40):
Oh so exciting, Oh so excited. I'll tell you about
that right now on the Ben Mallor Show. You can
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(22:28):
back to it all, right, well back to it Mentioned
Michael irvin going bonkers there going bonk just did living
his greatest? Life did? HE i thought he lived In
does he live in FOR i thought he lived In.
DALLAS i don't. Know maybe it doesn't. MATTER i guess
it doesn't. Matter having a great, time just pure, jubilation
pure joy and performing it was really performance art for
(22:54):
the Old Miami wide receiver from back in the day
and ANOTHER. Bta, right what is thinking a belt to?
Ass is that? Right that's what that's his. Deal that's his,
deal not standing simply great. Here so we're talking about
that to begin as we are one game away another
game coming up here On friday, night As oregon And.
(23:17):
Indiana the winner will take on The hurricanes in their home.
Stadium this is not the first time that this has.
Happened people made a big deal, about oh my, God
miami's going to play The national championship game in their home.
Stadium it's the first time since nineteen ninety. Five it's
been a. Minute it's been a. Minute and that was
(23:40):
at The Old Orange bowl and they had The National championship.
Game that was The Bowl, coalition The Great. Coalition now
remember that that Was Good Talk radio nineteen ninety. Five,
anyway Featured. Nebraska, yeah that's, Right. Nebraska that's how long
ago Is nebraska was the number one team in the.
Country they Played miami and The Old Orange bowl And
(24:06):
miami was playing there at the, time and the Corn
huskers they won a thriller and a game that was
aside in the final couple of minutes of that. Game
and so there you. Go and that was the. Year
in ninety, Five Penn state was number. Two they didn't
play in the championship game because they were forced to
(24:27):
play in The Rose bowl because they won The Big.
Ten so back in those, days still many years, ago
over thirty years, ago you had to go to The
you had to go to the rosebu if you won
The big. Ten now they encourage you not to do.
That they encourage you to bounce around and have a grand.
TIME i have a grand, time but don't do. Anyway
who else do we?
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Have?
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This see on THE x machine Here eenie meenie miney
mo Ferg dog, says my Favorite cinderella story is the
one about a girl with an evil step. Mother her
inner beauty was only surpassed by her outer. BEAUTY i
think her name Was, cinderella he. SAID i think that's.
It it's a great. Movie uh, huh all, Right? Uh
(25:11):
what else do you have to? See page? Down the
Official Ben maler show. Shirt this is From not A
burner for The Ohio meet And, greet is primed and
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i think you gotta put The mallard branding on. That
not A. Burner we gotta put That mallard brand that's
gonna be off the. Like my vision for The Ohio
(25:31):
meet And, greet which we're gonna do at some point,
here is to have Like dick From dayton on a
throne with a king's cap and a robe and the
whole thing, there and it's really just about. Him jason
In Cansas city is up late and he writes and
he says ten out of. Ten on the Opening mallard,
Monologue ben it seemed like the you would win easily
(25:52):
if it wasn't for all the penalties they, had and he,
said it is ironic that they didn't get a penalty
for pass interference on the final. Play, well in terms
of just like the way the game, played it did
seem Like miami should have been up at. HALFTIME i was,
like how is this still the? THING i don't understand
why this is a. Thing it Doesn't how did that?
(26:15):
Happen miami RAN i think it was like twenty four
more plays or something like. That THEN i have to
go back and look at the box, score but it
was a lot they at, halftime they'd run nineteen more
plays Than Old, miss and usually possession is nine tenths of,
victory and so there was, that but on this day
it was. Not on this day it. DIDN'T i, mean
(26:38):
The Old miss was able to still have a chance
to come back in the second, half and it came
down to the very. End it wasn't a. Blowout, usually
if you dominate that stat you dominate the. Game Late
Night Drug tester, Says i've got to disagree with the Monologue.
Maller instead of, Funions i'm Sure Carson beck would have
grabbed some brisket or beaver nuggets From. BUCkies since it
(27:00):
it's on the way To. Miami are they traveling by?
Bus are they taking a fleet of buses greyhound buses
back To miami From? Arizona are they flying nice?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Beaver?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah they should have an airline that offers the. Brisket
BUCkies brisket sandwich is The Texas. BRISKET i think they
should do a beaver, bowl a beaver. Bowl, Yeah, well
there's The Oregon State. Beavers they could play in, that,
right they're already called The. Beavers, yeah and then you
serve boosey beaver. Brisket, yes you have the boozy. Mascot
(27:32):
wait till you go to a you've not been to A.
BUCkies we've enjoyed the last. Year we had people that
sent us a lot of fans of the show that
sent us a lot Of bucky stuff that's kind of dried.
Up we haven't had that in a, while but It's,
uh it was, great but you got to go to The.
Mecca josh, writes and he, SAYS i never THOUGHT i
would hear you have an opening monologue about college, football
(27:53):
And josh, says please blink once if you're in. Distress all,
Right i'm not gonna. Blink but If i'm in the,
Stress i'll tap the. Microphone But i'm not going to
do that Because i'm not in this. Draft i'm not
going to tap the. Microphone i'm not at all in.
Distress this is NOT i don't it sounds. WEIRD i
don't know what. That it must be The guverments super.
Markets steve writs and, SAYS i agree with, You, Ben
i'm not sure how much of A cinderella story you could.
(28:14):
Be they're talking About miami when you were the preseason
ranked tenth team in the. Country, Now john a Longtime
minion and member of The Malor militia who was a
public address announcer of a minor league baseball team that
was very popular until that clown Rob manfraud stepped in
(28:34):
and the team went out of. Business Because Rob manford hates,
people at least minor league baseball, People john, says out
of all the Monologues i've ever, heard this was one of. Them,
well it's a tremendous. ENDORSEMENT i appreciate. That and what
else do you see page DON i don't know if
we want to read. That let's go to the. Phones
(28:55):
it is a call in, show so we'll take some.
Calls and where do we start? Here meany miney? Mo
pick a caller by their. Name, well for the first
time in twenty twenty, six let's say hello To Eed. Dog,
Hello Eat, Dog welcome On Long. Island welcome me, Dog.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Hey, ben how you doing?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Tonight everything, okay you're a little.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Slow, YEAH i just got over the flu for a little.
While supposed to go out to my friends and you
know next in a couple of, DAYS i had to
cancel BECAUSE i had the.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Flu you've already canceled two days in.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Advance, yeah BECAUSE i don't want to get anybody, sick you.
Know but listen to. This The knicks gotta gotta gotta
get To Mike. Brown you gotta get a technical or
something to wive it up the. TEAM i wouldn't mind
to seeing the bench coning brawl if IF i have.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
TO.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
I just want to say late, night with what's his
name in drug test late.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Night you don't even. Know you're just making this up
as we. Go you're making this up as we do
and eat. Dog how many times have you told me
despite living On Long, island you're not A knicks. Fan
you told me that you like The Indiana pacers or
The Orlando magic.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Or whoever likes mind, YOU i, SAID i like the,
attire but you like the.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Logos what are you twelve years? Old what's going on with? You?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No definitely not. ANYWAY i Got orlando hat And dana
thinks the hat AND i root for The bulls and The.
Knicks that's WHAT i ask.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You, quite let me ask a. Questions so when you go,
out do you ever leave your? House or are you a? Hermit?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
No i'm an. EXTROVERT i want a program every.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
DAY. A, Yeah do you go to program because you
need it or you're just trying to? Socialize? Yeah, yeah
just to.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Socialize moliss broke up with a.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Boyfriend oh, yeah you're gonna get together with.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Her i'm thinking about. That but there's another girl Named
ireen that my Friend chris sent me up.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
WITH i don't know what about the what about the
last time we talked was at the before the, holidays
and there you. Were you had a, Girlfriend remember you
had a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
That was Not, yeah, heyka she's pretty. Good choose to
say to?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Me you?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Know, okay you know real, men you know What i'm.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Saying, well that's just that's, love is what that. Is
did you did you eat spaghetti together Like lady in the?
Tramp that's for.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You that's WHAT i had to do.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Tonight oh you? Did yeh spaghetti. Mepos that's, great that's one.
Kick yeah, yeah, well well nice good homemade Maren aara
sauce or was it store bought?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Homemade?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Homemade you're making? That you didn't make it at? Home
your mom made it for.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Yourself also on the fifteenth that my my program now
having a dance A dj And melissa, goes you better
dance with?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Me.
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Egog oh, wow you put me in my, place you? Know? Yeah,
Yeah i'm guessing you burn up the dance for. Man
you know how to you know how to shake it out?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
There?
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Right come? On you know what my favorite.
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My favorite song to say to dance film take a?
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Guess mm, alright, man see? Me what are you the?
Dogs let's go around the room we do. Around robin
favorite song FOR E. Dog i'm gonna go For he's
a jolly good. Fellow wish nobody Can Tony, Loraina i'm
gonna go With i'm too, Sexy Oh.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Lorena Almost oh?
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Cool the y m C a reveal Answers come?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
On SHALL i tell? You?
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Yes? No the electric, Slide, oh the electric? Slide there you.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Go, Anyway i'm just, go you, know hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
NOW i feel like we've talked a long. Time AM
i allowed to hang up on?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
You lunchon In Towns co Mdp's Davy comb.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Ps that tells me you have not watched The. Knicks
if you think That Karl Anthony towns is AN, mvp
that's a bad.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Job good.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Money he gives you a double you, know a double
double every you, know every week he.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Goes every time he goes To in And Out, burger
he gets a double. Double he does absolutely all, Right,
well thank, You i'm hanging up on. You go away
as our FRIEND E dog from long. On so the
shot In, Freuda oh what fun it? Is the shot
In freude the dog pile on college Football Southeastern conference
(33:40):
as if you look at the ball records here the
conference bowl. Records, now we only have one game left
in college. Football THE sec will not be playing in
that and THE acc is nine and. Four they have
a chance to go to ten to four If miami
wins the. Championship The Big ten is nine and. Four
they will be ten and five After friday Because big
(34:06):
ten Versus big, ten and then they'll they're guaranteed to
get a team in the championship. Game, now THE, sec
if you break down the numbers on this The Southeastern conference,
overall you, say, well they've got four wins and ten. Losses,
however if you take AWAY sec ON sec bowl, games
(34:26):
they are just two and eight when they play other.
Conferences so there's a lot of people celebrating. Here oh my,
god this is the downfall of THE. Sec The Roman
empire has fallen and they're not gonna get. Up they
need the, clapper clap, on clap off the, clapper and
they need The i've fallen AND i can't get. Up
that little button, thing the necklace thing that you, wear
(34:48):
they need that as. Well right is The Ben Malord
show time now for the who M I? Game this
is where we dazzle. You we amaze you who with the? Who,
WELL i haven't given it. YET i haven't given it,
yet But i'm gonna give it to you right.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Now all.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Right so IN nfl we got the playoffs kicking off On.
Saturday in THE. Nfl so IN nfl, HISTORY i am
the quarterback with the most passing yards in their first
career playoff start, again in the history of THE, nfl
going back, many, many many many years history of THE,
(35:24):
NFL i am the quarterback that has the most passing
yards in their first career playoffs. Start if you know the,
answer hit me up on next At Ben. Mallor that's
At Ben Malor and that's the who AM i game the?
Answer we will get to it and we will do it.
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Next be sure to catch live editions Of The Ben
Mallor show weekdays at two Am eastern eleven Pm, Pacific
Bell miller and.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
You it is The Ben Maler. Show we're up all,
night every single. Night reminder that you can follow this
show on. YouTube there are mal monologues available right. Now
check them out At Ben Malard. Show and some other
big things coming down the pike here in twenty twenty,
(36:12):
six you want to Watch benny versus The. Penny the
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Glitches Tom looney wanted to put more makeup on and
do some post production on. That so the first episode is.
Up you want to get These saturday picks for a
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vspenny handicapping on both The saturday. Games the worst team
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The Carolina, panthers biggest underdog in the history of THE
nfl playoffs at. Home there's never been a team this
bad As carolina had to qualify for the. Playoffs so
that something we talk about on that. Episode and now
(36:57):
back to it. All right back to it we go
and the the who AM? I? Game this is WHERE
i pretend to be somebody? Else as we call, it
the Who WHO? I? Game? Who that's the bit in
the history of THE. NFL i am the quarterback with
the most all time passing yards in their first career playoff.
Start who AM? I that is the? Question what is the?
(37:21):
Answer is anyone in The Malleam milichia know as we
got We Drake, May Caleb, Williams Bryce young among those
that are making their first playoffs start this weekend in THE,
nfl and we go to the. Answers eloy From compton
says It's Bill miller's, Favorite Kyler, Murray steve The, Hare
(37:46):
harrington From scrooge and The Younger demo in The Bay.
Area Brad johnson from alf The Alien opiner late night
drug tester whose name was mispronounced BY E dogg in
A Mortal, blows Says Sergio, garcia who is forty six.
Today who do we? Have Ferg? Dog SAYS E dog's Girlfriend.
(38:07):
MELISSA i bet she's, HOT i thought you said WHEN
i first read This Ferg. DOG i thought you, SAID
i bet she's a, Bot but instead you said she's Mister, luciano, right,
San he, Says who Is rose From? Titanic who Is
rose From? Titanic all? Right very? Good who else do we?
(38:29):
Have The? Savior Tim tebow Versus pittsburgh From, Milkman mike
The Rams, Legend, Martin you Said Martin. OLSEN i thought
you Meant Merlin, olson but you Said. MARTIN i don't
know maybe that's his. Cousin malaprop guy says IT'S e.
Dog who else do we? Have? Andy And Lionel lake,
Says i'm gonna go with P, dog NOT e, dog
(38:50):
but pete. Dog luther Van dam From King. Rory who?
Else let's see Page. Dan we'll skip over that. ONE
A rogers guests By Alex Terry, pendleton random baseball player
from the nineteen eighties guest by Far Out. Dave who
else do we? Have? A? Aige? Dan AND i will
skip over that all? Right mark From queen Says kurt
(39:13):
the Underdog warner is the? Answer Nature boy says the
answer is high school Yearbook. Benny Charlie brown gets By
gunner from The walmart In. Minnesota, lorraine it is Not
deuce mccalliser guests By Big. Lou he's on number. Two
do you have an? Answer i'm gonna go With Cinderella's evil.
Stepmother Cinderella's Evil stepmother is not the correct. Answer it's Raw,
(39:37):
no that, is it is. Incorrect the correct answer would
Be Kelly hulcom hold the back of The Cleveland. Browns
let's get to the play of the. Day we go
back to The National championship game And Carson beck working his.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Magic beck holds his hands, out takes drops the right
to the.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Right, look.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Think you got he sent back to the as he
retied over the left, side car sent back takes it
in For miami. Touchdown miami touchdown For Carson.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Back is that the winning? Moment, yeah that's The hurricanes.
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