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here we are ten o'clock and I'm happy because I'm
eating pasta and having a chocolate peanut butter shake right now.
Not a bad way to be. This is a This
is a twelve dollars shake, Mike car I mean it
is worth every penny.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's just milk and ice cream. Did you tell him
it was for a cop and peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'll tell you that's a good shake. Right there. There
you go, that's a good shake. I don't normally have
shakes ten o'clock at night, but I'll make an exception
tonight because Peter Alonzo in a three run over in
the Met's one. It was so exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Something tells me the fact that you're awake at ten
oh two would be enough of a reason to get
you to drink a shake.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Awake at ten o'clock every night. I'm here with you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's my point. If someone just suggested, hey, a shake
will show up in your hand, you're not gonna turn
it down.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, look if Pete Alonzo hit into a game ending
double playing the Mets lost, I would still have a shake,
and I would say, it's greg you're having a shake
even though the Met's lost.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Back it's either celebratory or it's medicinal. And my medicinal
I just mean just helping.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
By what word? What is that? Very nice? If you
look at Tyson, well it is ten o'clock. Always always
jump into that conclusion. Does it have to be ten o'clock?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I think just the way I laid it up there,
I mean, you'd be a dope if you didn't take
that into.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Is that your connection too with dope to that was that?
Yeah to me to do that, because sometimes I think
you do it and you don't realize you're doing it
a happy accent. I'm pretty good at. I think sometimes
you're bob ross happy little accent. I think that's what
it's not. It's a happy accident. I'd like to pat
like that. I should go back and practice. I think
nobody's called the dope since Dare was around you, dope you.
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That's every Harmon tells off there to to pull the
curtain back every time Harmon careful. Every time Harmon tells
a story off the air, right, that's colorful language. Whatever
it is, it always involves, it always involves at least
one or two dopes. Like that's so, these two dopes
come in and that's every ats the beginning of every story.
(02:53):
So this dope is in front of me in the line.
These two dopes are in here in front of me
as I'm out getting drunk with my brother. Yeah, that
happens all the time. This is every story is So
these two dopes come in and they say this. This
dope at my daughter's school said this, this dope said
this to me in a game. And there's these two dopes, right,
that's every story. Everybody's a dope, you dope, I do.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm kind of like Red in that seventies show where
everybody's a dumb huge dope.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What well, okay with the first segment of our show tonight,
what happened more at me saying the word forgezy or
me saying dope? More? What? What? What? What number is greater? Oh?
That's pretty good? You gotzy? I don't know. We forgot
it is If we get thirty seven, it's just a
gazy shut up. Uh So, Tonight, Game one of the
Eastern Conference Finals goes to the Heat one twenty three
(03:46):
to one sixteen. It was a big night for Jimmy Butler. Hell, Jimmy,
playoff Jimmy. All of this is true. Thirty five points
tonight for Jimmy Butler. He also pulls up with nine
I'm sorry, with six steals, seven assists, five repounds. It
is a big, big night for him. Playoff Jimmy's a
thing now. Coming off of this game, I'm telling you
(04:10):
watch watch them. I'm gonna give you a big preview.
What you're gonna see all day tomorrow because I always
like looking into the future. You are gonna get right,
because now it's gonna be what can we say, because
nobody rides the lightning between games more than sports personalities
when they have to break down the NBA playoffs, what
can I do that's something new and different after this game?
(04:31):
Because we just talked about this game. We talked about
a game one. We talked going into game one, we
talk coming off game one, we talk going into game two,
we talk coming off the game two. All right, Like
Joe Mizoula, he is depending on how the Celtics do,
he is either what a great head coach and look
at what he's been able to do, or this guy's
getting completely out coached by somebody else. Right, he was
(04:52):
getting completely out coached by Doc Rivers, and then it
turned out, Oh, Joe Mizula really knew what he was doing,
and look at what he's able to get out of
his team in game seven tonight. Now, oh he's out
coached by Eric Spolster. Right, No, like every single game,
every single game, every single game, that's what it is
with him. But watch tomorrow, what you're gonna see is
what could we possibly say, because everybody wants to go
(05:13):
crazy about Jimmy Butler. Right, what can I We've talked
about him being playoffs. You what can we say? What
can we say? What can we say? Well, tonight he
had a couple of big steals in the final five minutes,
hit free throws, hit a couple of shots. Look, Butler
was great. Trust me, Trust me when I tell you
tomorrow somewhere you are gonna see the topic discussed of
(05:33):
is Jimmy Butler or I think Jimmy Butler is the
most clutch or the best playoff performer in NBA history.
I just retweeted, So we have that, you know in
our timeline. Trust me, that is going to be a
topic and it's gonna and and the person whoever does
is gonna be well, this is fine because I'm gonna
get made fun of and everybody's gonna say I'm an idiot.
(05:53):
But doesn't matter. People are talking about me on then
they'll talk about me.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Trust me, that's your that's your. I do that. That'll
get me really sure. Yeah, yeah, I'll do that before
we leave. Yeah, And I'll help you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I hope you. I'll help you. Here. Here's a here's
what I would say, right, because just to tell you,
how boy, I'm really pulling the curtain bad now, But
I don't care. Just tell you. I'll give you the
argument you need. Right, here's the argument you need for
Jimmy Butler tomorrow. Jimmy Butler, his team is better. Is
nowhere near as good as the team's Michael Jordan had.
(06:26):
Michael Jordan one of the top fifty players of all time,
Scottie Pippen, he had other plays he had done.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Dennis Robbins a Hall of Famer. Right, Jimmy Butler's got
bam Adebayo.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You got Tyler. Hero is hurt and he's still able
to do what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
You talk about what he's able to do in his
situation with his team compared to Jordan. Jordan had all
the advantages. Of course, Jordan could do what he did.
He had He wasn't able to get doubled all the time.
He had a lot of guys to pass to. Who
Jimmy Butler gonna pass to?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Forget about that?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I mean Max Macs, Yeah, ye, I got Batman returns in.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
This is this is, this is how it's going to go.
I thought we're gonna get something there. This is just well,
your heart's not even in that one effort, But you're
gonna see that kind trust me. The only way it
doesn't happen is if now we've talked about it too
(07:18):
much that someone's gonna do it, and I go, oh yeah,
they talked about it last night, Chason the bike, someone's
gonna do. But watch the where's Jimmy Butler all time
playoff performers? Who does he rank ahead? Up? Watch? Watch, Watch, Watch?
Trust me what I tell you it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
My tagline to that, when has that stopped anybody before?
We'll watch what happens live. Oh wait, that's another show.
Never mind, trust me. There's your Jimmy Butler hot take
coming tomorrow. How is he better? Is he better than Lebron?
That's gonna be the first one. Oh much better than Lebron.
You saw Lebron pulled out from three instead of going
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to the rack where he'd been so successful all night
when it mattered, he went back beyond the arc and
was trying to hit three point shots, which, as you know,
he's hitting at about a twenty four and a half
percent rate in these playoffs.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Shouldn't have a stat that's good. I would go Westficit.
I would go with Lebron doesn't close like Jimmy Butler.
When's the last time Lebron made that many kinds of
plays to close the game. He doesn't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
By the way, coffee is for closer. He's big head
coffee twenty bucks a cup.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He passes out too many times, won't take the game
winning shot himself. Jimmy Butler's not.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Pass the twenty time passes out. I mean that's not
he passes out of the live pime. Pressure gets too hot.
It's like tight shirt like he sounded like he was
gonna drop instead of the batman.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I can't do this again. But there's gonna be your thing.
The better playoff performed more clutch than Lebron, most clutch
player in the playoffs, more most clutch NBA player of all.
Trust me, Trust me, there's your Jimmy Butler hot takes man.
I'm telling you I'm producing shows in the morning. They
should all pay us money. We're producing their show for them. Oh,
you're just a sour house ne fan man. Let's you know,
(09:01):
screw you Frostburg. Next year, let's hear from Jimmy Butler, Hey, Jimmy,
what kind of confidence do you have in this eight
seeded heat team of yours?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
If you go back all the way to that night
against Chicago and the playing, did you think then that
something like this would be possible?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Damn right I did.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Damn right we did.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
And the best part about it is we still don't
care what none of y'all think. Honestly speaking, we don't
care if you pick us to win. We never have,
we never will. We know the group of guys we
have in his locker room. We know that Coach Bo
puts so much confidence in belief in each and every
one of us. Coach Pat as well, and so our
circles small, but the circle got so much love for
(09:43):
one another. We pumped constant confidence in everybody and guard.
Then we played basketball the right way, knowing that we
always got a chance.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Jimmy, why are you so mad? Why are you so mad? Sad? Love?
Let's just be I would say, Jimmy, let's be honest here. Man,
come on, do you really think people are going to
pick an eight seed to go to the NBA Finals.
Just just be honest with me, man, No one is,
No one is what you you had him? You like
the heat? But do you? But do you really? Are
you really going to be mad that the the general
(10:15):
the general public and pundits are not picking an eight
seed to go? Really you're really that mad? Oh, it
wouldn't pick on it? Go You're an eighteen. You won
forty four games in.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The play where he started his NBA career, Chicago, Chicago.
What did the greatest player of all time do? Fabricated
demons at every turn?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh you're talking about Jordan? Are you talking about Butler?
Go ahead, keep going. Okay, sorry I was, I was
in the hot take.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm on the hot tryer greatest playoff of all time.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
In fact, I think they're going to re release air
replacing Michael Jordan with Jimmy Butler. Everything else is going
to be the same. Jordan's out, but he grows Jimmy Butler,
and they'll actually use Jimmy Butler unlike Jordan's. All you
saw him was from behind Because I'm sigh, Yeah, you
have no right to use my legal image, so you
have to just show me from behind? I said, who
(11:05):
are we going to cast to play Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan?
Oh can't do that. So it was like Larry David
and Seinfeld. You never saw his face. You never saw
his face, No, you never saw it was he was
only in a couple of scenes. And when you saw,
what do you mean a couple of scenes, Michael Jordan's
only in a couple of scenes, I thought you meant
Larry David and Seinfeld. Oh no, no, no, he was
only he always was at his back to the camera
(11:27):
and he didn't say anything. It's like Jordan's there, but
he's not right. And then.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, you know what sounds.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Its full fear.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Now it's on on streaming. It's it's worth the watch. Spoiler.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
He deided like Viola Davis doing the whole Ocean's eleven
speech too.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
At one point she was great, Oh, the acting was great.
You know. The best thing about Air, just really quick,
is that it's so hard to get past Matt Damon
and Ben Affleck just being like it's hard. Sometimes stars
are so big that you can't find yourself losing yourself
in the role. You just see it's this star on screen, right,
it's hard to do. And Ben Affleck and Matt Damon,
(12:11):
who have been, you know, done so many things hard.
There there's such big personality, and Matt Damon is a
terrific actor. Ben Affleck is an okay, Ben Affleck, So
I'm okay with Matt Damon because I could see that
he's lost himself in so many roles before. But maybe
it's because of their relationship, maybe because Ben Affleck knows
I can't do a movie and not try. But I
really they really did a great job of making me
forget that this was Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. I
(12:34):
did a good job in showing me this is film
Knight and Sunny Vacarro. Like I okay, I felt like
I was why. I didn't think for a second, here's
Ben Affleck trying to tell me that he's somebody else.
It was, it was it was pretty easy to lose himself.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And maybe one of the five people that actually likes
Affleck the actor, you.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Are one of You are one of five. You are
one of five. All the Batman know all Batman. Yeah,
but he's at the bottom. Though he's at the bottom
of here. He even says it. He killed the franchise
for twenty years. Come on, man, it's a long time. Hey,
no more Batman? Why no more Batman? Thing no more bad.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You know, they do those amc uh not AMC Charner
classic movie, the fan fest things, and then they do screenings,
but they do Q and a's And they got Clooney
to come in to do Oceans eleven a couple of
weeks ago. Uh, and he was being at like, we've
never and he had a couple of guys that they
they name checked of people that have come out and said, oh,
(13:32):
you know, I had the opportunity, I turned it down.
Mark Wahlberg Johnny Depp were two of them. I was like, oh,
they regret it now, isn't that great?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
They both gave us, you know, basically appetizers and then
told us to go blank off at the time.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But they regret it now all these years later. Hey,
Mark Wahlberg, can you do a non Boston accent? Okay? Great,
you can't? Okay, great, all right, let me let me
cross it off you okay, let's rit me cross it off.
You're just going all the way down to anybody else.
The dude's being for thirty years and he still has
a Boston accent. Come on, man, you gotta lose that
for a roll.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And some if they're gonna keep paying me without making
that ut.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
There's an actress that go painstakingly to try to win roles.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I can do this accent.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
British actors and actresses that get do American accents the
other way. And Mark robick Knob, I'm just gonna talk
like that just to gut from Boston the entire time.
Can you give me a little bit no matter what
the background of my character is.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I could be from France, I could be from Texas.
I could be from Banff. I could be from Mexico City.
I could be from Hawaii. I could be from Bulgaria. No,
we're still gonna give you the Boston accent. That's still me.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I really have one question though, for Walworg Yeah, or
the hell's Ted three?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Ah, We'll get Ted three. You think we're not gonna
get Ted three in maybe a few years, I mean,
come on, get Ted three. We'll get Ted three. Anything
that was a hit twenty years ago, we're gonna get again.
You just have to wait a little bit until, Hey,
nobody's knocking on my door for anything. What have I
done successfully twenty years ago? All right, we're gonna do
(15:04):
it now. Boot. That's how it's gonna go all but
trust me on the Jimmy Butler Hotte Jimmy, trust Me
on Them Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
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Speaker 1 (15:21):
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Speaker 2 (15:30):
Geez ma chick?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Fox Sports Radio, The Jason Smith Show with My best
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minutes live from the tirag dot com studios. Is it?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
People still playing that in the club? Mont? This is
which club are we talking about? I don't know exactly.
I don't know where Harmon goes after the show. That's
like saying where's Waldo? I mean, I have no idea
want to go out after the show. I don't go
find out Chowe. No. I don't know, mister Helper, I
don't know what's gonna happen. That's part of the beauty
(16:01):
of it. Mike. It's for gentlemen. He's the furthest thing
from this. This is true. I have a feeling like
going out with Harmon after the show is like adventures
and babysitting. I'm suddenly I'm gonna wind up downtown and
a chop shop, and there's gonna be a guy dressed
like thor And and I'm gonna lose kids and and
try to find a way to get involved with something nefarious.
That's that's that's hanging out with you after the show.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I think you'll be the guy yelling to Malley over
in the back.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Why is no what Syndergard gotta be there? Guy stinks
gotta give you something every fifth day. So wait, I
gotta tell you something, tell you something.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I gotta gonna have, like an intervention the wayunt hunched
over shake.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, we got we got a big NBA topic to
get to. But I want to get to something. I
want to tell you what my dad texted me. I
won't on my way into the studio tonight, Oh boy,
send me this text on the way in the studio tonight.
Does it start with Volpi? It starts starts with our
bullpen sucks. Now that's my That's most of my dad's text.
My dad texted me tonight and he texted me this.
He goes Hey, see if you can find out? And
(17:04):
right that's all I see, because right when the text
comes in sometimes you only see the first line. It says,
see if you can find out. And I said, I'm
gonna play a game here. What can he possibly be
asking me to find out? Right, see if you can
find out? And I'm going okay. If it was something
about Zoe or one of her games, he would ask,
he would ask me, or he would ask Pam. No,
if it's something about now, see if you can find out.
(17:24):
This is gonna be an off the wall thing. And
he says, see if you can find out if Charles
Barkley wears ankle socks with his suits. I'm watching the Yankee,
but the TV next to me shows the NBA pre game,
and I swear I saw a bear ankle. So he
wants me to find out if Charles Barkley wears ankle
socks with a suit. That's that's what Walt's doing with
(17:48):
his spare time. That's where that's what he asked me.
Hang on, Charles Barkley. So I'm gonna figure out Charles
Barkley ankle socks even if he does, who cares? Uh?
Charles Barkley does have Oh Charles do commando Charles Barkley
socks for saless he actually has his own sock line.
I did not know this well.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I know you can buy uh socks with the cartoon
image of okay, Charles Barkley.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What I met? Damon saying I have a small interest
in Charles Barkley. I don't know does Charles Barkley wear
ankle socks with a suit? Where ankle socks with his suit?
Really wasting time to google this? I'm just saying stuff
right here? Oh here, wait, wait he rocks wide leg
khaki shorts with his suit on TV. Oh it's missing
(18:31):
the phrase ankle socks, so that will be a mystery
for another day. This is what your dad's worried about.
How about depications on Aaron Judge? No, no, no, this is
what your dad. This is a deflection. This is a
hundred percent that's what this is.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
No, this is misdirecting you away from the scent that bad,
nefarious things are happening in that yankee dugout and other
Judge is.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Getting the needle.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yet he's gonna get the needle under the white hot spotlights.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
You'ns coming out of why you were looking down at
the first base coach like he's gonna give you some
kind of signal or sign. Don't you remember the astro scandal.
You guys were involved in it. Yeah, you tell me
right now what you were looking at Judge. You look
at me, You look at me. You don't go looking
at him, and he can't help you. Now you tell
(19:19):
me what you saw, why you were doing it, and
then you sign these ten Panini cards, and maybe I
can find my way to let you go.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
A lot of Aaron Judge signed stuff out there right now.
He signed a lot for tops and Panini.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So this is so, this is my dad because obviously
he's gonna stop by the house tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow,
and he's gonna want this to be so I don't
walk so my dad doesn't walk in, and I start
just looking to the side like I'm married Judge, Hey Dad,
and I just looked at this, Hey Dad, what's up?
Hey dad? Hey, we're gonna do some role playing. We'll
just walk away. What it's like, You're the first base
and I'm Aaron Judge. Ready, Okay, so I'm the ready ready, God,
(19:55):
Now give me a signal? That you know what pitch
is coming, that it's a breaking pitch or it's a
ass ball. Give me this segment. What do you think
it is? What do you think? You got it? You
got it? You got it, you got it, you got it,
you got it? Got it? Uh. But speaking of basketball,
we had the heat win tonight. We talked about Jimmy Butler,
the hot takes you're gonna get oh yeah, tomorrow over it. Yeah,
just put that up. Add Harmon rants on TikTok. Oh good, okay,
(20:18):
did my rant with with with my but okay a
minute and a half that we all right, we're up
on TikTok. Very good at Harmon rants. And we're not
on in Montana, are we? Because that's illegal. Now wait,
TikTok's illegal in Montana. It absolutely is. Wait wait, it's
all ten thousand dollars fine, it's illegal for the state
to have it, or it's legal for Joe Montana to
have TikTok. This has nothing to do with Joe Montana.
(20:39):
Or if he's living in Montana or he's in Montana
or visiting Montana and he's on TikTok, that's going to
cost him ten rounds. So Joe Montana in Montana.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Can't watch TikTok That meta thing, the inception has been
blown up.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What about Joe Montana in Montana? Can he watched it
not in Montana? What about if I'm watching in Montana? No?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, No.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
If I'm watching Scarface with Tony Montana, can I watch
that on TikTok? Yes, just not in Montana, but not
in Montana? All right, all right, I'm out of Montana's No, Okay,
I think that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, what if I had the Disney plus that on
watching Hannah Montana in Montana? Can I watch it on
TikTok on TikTok? No, But I can watch Hannah Montana.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But in general, you can watch it and get the
best of both worlds.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay, all right, very now, I'm out of Montana's. Yes,
that's pretty good. I mean there's no other Montana's, right,
Joe Montana, Joe Montana, Hannah, I mean Montana, Rolan, Montana, Roland.
All right, Montana, Montana, Montana.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I'm sure there's I mean, gotta be folks in the
entertainment industry. And you guys didn't hear this, Like literally
the first state to ban TikTok in the US.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I knew that TikTok was going to be bad. I
just didn't know that we are already had to We
have officially the first state in Montana.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I would not have expected Montana to lead the lead
the charge. Now I expect this happened today.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
If you're driving across the country now entering Montana, turn off, turn.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
That TikTok off, don't you dare start dancing in front
of any state mind TikTok?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
What are we doing? Like, what are we doing? Man Montana?
All right, hey, everybody, everybody, we're in Montana. Now shut
those phones off.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I'm really afraid that they're gonna get my tricks to
making the best mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Like fly fishing and grizzly bears to worry about. Yeah,
you have to worry about to look out for the bears.
I mean there's no jokes. Well no, well you shouldn't
be driving on TikTok. It's the people in the car
that are driving. You can't do it anywhere in the state.
Yeah right, But how do you get caught? Is there
like big cyber like CSI cyber cry that's going to
be there and go could be we have we have
someone watching TikTok right now in the bedroom political issue. Yes,
(22:52):
but do you really I mean, because you have the carrier,
if the carrier or the app people you downloaded in
that state, they're finding them to ten thousand dollars every time,
But do they have the the manpower or the technology
to find each individual person. I mean it's a state.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, it's kind of it is kind of like, well,
let's just sit here. In the Greater Los Angeles area,
there are a lot of traffic cams that were installed.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, they're there for show. Well, you know that a
lot of them are in constitutional you know, you know
the in certain cities you can put the pictures up.
You don't have to pay him. Yeah, Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
They also didn't have any money to actually go after.
But here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Now we know the guy running the red lights, let's
just stole the mail. Let's just say I'm watching it,
like valid point. Let's just say I'm watching TikTok in Montana.
All right, that's that's illegal. All right, Okay, let's just
you're gonna get the knee. I'm not in munch.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Well, Jason, you up till January first. It says, so
you're good.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh, so I can still watch TikTok plenty of three
months ago. It says January first, So it's it was
up until I can watch it the rest of this year. Yes,
and then I'm good, not no good Jeguary. We gonna
challenge it. If I want to watch the Sugar Bowl
on TikTok New Year's Day, I can't do it. No, well,
let me just let me just throw this pike. So
(24:11):
say I'm in Montana and I'm watching TikTok. I get
it right, and and i'd be okay. I get a
knock on the door and they have to identify themselves
and they say the police, please open the door. Now,
I don't need to do the whole movie thing where
I got a flush stuff down the toilet, right, But
if I just get off TikTok and they come in
(24:31):
and I go, wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
If you make the mistake of doing that dance from
missus Masel, Sir, I need you.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I'm gonna give you a some sodium pentathal. If you
can do the Wednesday dance, we are arresting you. We're
taking you in.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I don't know the Wednesday dance.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No, you're lying. You can do the line. I got
a guy and his name is but if. But really,
I mean, how can they catch me? If they show
up at the house and say, you say, no, it
wasn't me, somebody else's must have been doing it. Catch
me if you can p up off the plane in
Montana with the dream in my car Smith's running away
from tom As. How you getting mister Christopher walking? I
(25:12):
believe this fell off here? Yeah? Yeah, I mean how
you gonna catch me? Really? Can you catch really? You're
not very fast? I don't.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Yeah, but I don't think I'm fast enough to turn
my phone off or to uninstall your turtle fingers. I'm
on if I'm on TikTok and it's like eleven o'clock
at night, there's a knock and the jay Z song
was all, Oh, they're here for me. I know I
gotta get Oh, I know I gotta get going.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Hey, this is like super Day.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
No, I'm going to run myself under this stuck car
and I'm gonna get run over. But I'll be okay
because I have this extra special stomach brace in front of.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Me on the butterflies fly away and now I sounded
like Doc Rivers. Oh it's stunts. I'm fired. I don't
know what I can do. Now, I'll do stunts like
super Dave Osborne did I don't know, you know. I
actually saw him in a in a roacry store one
Super Dave Osbourne. He was and I swear I'm not
lying to you. He was dressed just like he was
in his videos. He was wearing like the white jumpsuit
nice and he had a hat and sunglasses. I'm staring
(26:10):
at him. I'm going, oh my god, he's in line
the pavilions. I'm going, oh my god, that's super Davi.
I go, Pam, that's super Dave Osborne. Where like like ten,
like like six or seven. Cashier rose down and go
look that's him. She goes, oh my god, that's him.
And he looked at me and he caught me staring
at him like I knew it was him, and I
felt bad. And then he looked at me and he
smiled and he gave me a thumbs up and I
was like, hey, you know who. I'm like, yeah, all right.
(26:33):
And a Britney song was on, and a Britney song
was on.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
You can literally talk about smoothies and apps on your
phone through Instagram or whatever pops up. You don't think
they'll be able to find using TikTok.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Come on, they can find me. But but are they're
gonna be that lightning fast right on my hand on
the app? I mean, come on, unless they break in
like styre repelling too my house, like it's mission impossible,
and they come on, they got me. I got the
phone in my end, I got to your house. I'm
just gonna say, no, I'm gonna send Ralph to your house.
I'm gonna I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
What you're gonna have to do is be Tom Brady
and lose your phone is what you're gonna have to do.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh yeah, I gotta break it in half. Let do
in the movies. That's what I do. I gotta break
it half and throw it away. That's what I got it.
All it's got is horrible Mets highlights on it. Dude,
were you really watching the Mets on TikTok? On TikTok,
Thatt's illegal on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
Show with Mike Harmon weekdays at ten pm Eastern, seven
pm Pacific.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Never gonna escape the song never ever, and ever and ever.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Jason, I'll make you another proposition. Okay, if you say
this song is the greatest outro song we've ever played
on this show, the name of the song, the title
of the artist, et cetera, et cetera, I will stop
playing it.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
But then you can't play what I say about the
song too.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
That's part of it, though. I can keep playing back
what you say, but you can never play the song. No,
I'll switch you to something else.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
We can go back to the old outro song was
really good. It was good. You just decided you're just
gonna bludge me with this until I don't know, until
as done. Only sue us. Yeah, I'm gonna play this
until Jason quits.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
It's time to talk again.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Uh wow, okay Roger Productors. Yeah no, no, it got yeah,
no it did. Would you found Captain?
Speaker 7 (28:28):
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talk Things of the night, put the lunches in the basket.
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(29:08):
on the shot puck he elevates for three clean Dad
stuck it in.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Jimmy Butler has lost his mind thirty four points two
of four from the Land.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Of Milk and Honey.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You think Jimmy's a tucker? Jason Jackson on the call
Heat Radio Network, Jimmy Butler, Jimmy, Jimmy the greatest Jimmy
playoff player of all. You're gonna get tomorrow? Is he
the greatest player in NBA playoff? Harmon rants you're gonna
get that, trust me. It's gonna happen in Montana. Yeah, well, no,
(29:44):
they can do that. We can do that until January.
Till January. Sure. Uh. Now, look, while that happened tonight,
one are the other big stories that went from hey,
this is likely gonna happen to almost being a FATA complete.
James Harden is going to become a free agent. Sure
at the end of this year, going to opt out
of the last year of his deal with the Sixers
thirty five million dollars in the hopes of getting a
four year deal with a contender. And I say four
(30:07):
words to you running up that hill, I say four
words to you. Good luck with that.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Good luck to say good contender or the great pretender
like he's doing the Freddie Mercury coach.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Good luck with that. Because you have seen what the
market is for aging NBA stars. There is no market
for Kevin Durant. The Sons wanted them. We heard this
like over almost a year ago. Who wound up getting him?
The Suns.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah, they still got a bunch of players and four
first round picks. Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty good market.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
But what was But what was the market? Were they
bidding against anybody who they bit against themselves? Been against themselves.
They were the only team that was in there. We
had a little bit maybe of the blaze. There's always
a mystery tea. Please are in for everybodycau Damian Lillard says, Hey,
why don't you come play with me? Here? Dude, no
one's coming. You want a sign that says helped me out.
Damian Loan's like, come play here. No, we're not coming.
(31:01):
No one's coming. You're thirty four years old. You gotta
go someplace else. You saw there's no market for KD.
Who's still on when when he can put it together,
is a top five caliber player in the league. James
Harden is not nearly the player he was a couple
of years ago, not even close. And there's no NBA contender,
big time contender where he wants to go to. That's
(31:22):
gonna think, Yes, we are James Harden away from winning
a championship. Nobody is certainly nobody's gonna give him four
years or a thirty five million dollar year contract not happening.
He's gonna eat a big reality sandwich when he finds
out that nobody wants him and no one's gonna give
them money, he thinks he's going to get and so
he's gonna wind up having to sign with a team
that is a desperate contender, a team like Portland. Boy Boy,
(31:45):
if we can get another star in here, maybe we
could do something. That's where he's gonna wind up going
and he's still not gonna get paid and it's gonna
be boy, what just happened? He gambled an he won
last year. He's gonna gamble again. But when you when
you come off a bad year, telling you it's very difficult.
Aaron Rodgers should have gambled a year ago. He would
have had so many people wanting a buddy gamble coming
off a bad year. The Jets were the only team interested.
(32:06):
This is what happens. Harden is coming off a bad year.
Watch the lack of teams that don't want him.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Well, I mean, here's the thing is that you don't
need a bevy of contenders. You just need one. You
need one team that says, hey, I'm on board, not
gonna finde it. Look at Phoenix, you're probably ready to
say goodbye to Chris Paul. Aren't you knocking the money?
The money not for James Hart. You're not going to
get James Harden. KDS wants James Harden again.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
He may not, he may may not know what man
stop I had to get away from him.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
You're not bringing Ben Simmons with him.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
They should bring both of them, just for that. So
he said, contender guys, he said contender. So the next
are out. You're so predictable, you're so well. I mean
you did kind of lay it up there, but I
mean you go through. It takes one. It takes one
team to decide, you know what.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
This guy, he may not be able to do it
every night, but every once in a while we get
those huge runs, we get those forty point performances, and
he can still help be a facilitator even if his
shot is off.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Good luck, good luck. Let's see, let's get what kind
of contract the money.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
But even if it's not four, let's see, say he
gets two for sixty five, doesn't he win two for
twenty ten?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It takes one dope two for nobody. No one's gonna
do it. There's no one's gonna do it. It's the NBA.
No one's gonna do Someone signed up for this and.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Doc Rivers don't have a job.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
In a week, so it's all good. Maybe it could
all work at the Bulls, they could all work. Everything
you stand for, Ben Mallins, it sucks.