August 24, 2024 • 42 mins
Jason Smith and Mike Harmon talk Kirk Cousins and Michael Penix having some QB starting controversy and Jason hatches a new idea for a horror movie scenario starring himself, Harmon, Board Op Mary Mac, and Producer Patrick, chaos and hilarity ensues.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
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Speaker 3 (00:49):
Glorious Friday Yet, No.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, dude, the Mets are getting shut out in the
eighth inning.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But did you have a nice sandwich?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I did have? We know we actually had a little
bit of sushi tonight. Oh, nice sushi was wonderful. I
would have traded to get a little.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Sack to go with it, a little no. No, come,
what do you think this is a Pat McAfee show.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Come on, man, come on, I got, I got, I
got diet Cherry coke man, I got Coch.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You might have gotten someone to give you a perfect
poor too much, I mean, Shamus might have been there
for you, But I got a perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah No, but I had really you know, I had
good sushi, which I was happy about. But I would
easily have traded bad sushi for the Diamondbacks and the
Braves to have lost and the Mets to beat. The
Padres didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Give you any help.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
No, that was over Rationals or the Nationals, ye red Socks.
Every once in a while they give you a glimmer
of hope, and today they just mocked you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, no, no, We're going to be three games out
now with the wild Card, and the Mets are slowly
the Mets playing five hundred. At some point, you gotta
stop playing five hundred. You can play five hundred for
a long time, you can do it for a real
long time in Major League Baseball, but it's some point
you have to start winning a couple more games. You
can't keep going two out of three, one out of three,
(02:06):
and you gotta beat the bad teams. You gotta beat
the Marlins, you gotta beat the Rockies. You gotta beat
the age. You gotta beat these teams.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
The thing of your season that needs to be triple underscored.
It's like the playing down to your opposition. You know,
you can coach softball and soccer forever, and you know
general coaching. You know your daughter up into you know
her coursework or whatever, and you know the dog to
be house trained, whatever the case may be. You're coaching
(02:34):
them up. Same thing here, Hey, come on, we gotta
play every game like it's you know, a championship kind.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Of metal here. No, can't do it. Can't do it.
And that's the thing, is that a series like this,
the Mets and the Padres Padres are good. If the
Mets split this series, yeah, okay, that's what they should do.
They should the good teams you should split. Do you
lose two out of three? Yeah? Sure, But when you
play the bad teams, man, it's gotta be two out
of three in a sweep like that. That's how you
do it. When they go back and look at hey,
(03:01):
why are the Mets falling out of the ray? Why
is it? Why is it slowly becoming the Braves walking
away with it? After they they had their side because
eventually they had their bad time and they're beating bad teams.
When the Mets look at their record against the Marlins
and the Angels and these other teams, it's like, come on, man,
you got these teams that have given up, that are
playing triple A lineups. You have to win these games.
(03:23):
And it's it's like, I don't know if it's a
sense of urgency or that we're just gonna win this game,
but it really because you obviously you rise up and
you play great against great competition. But this is where
you have to understand. When you play the bad that's
where you gotta make Hey, man, you know you don't
make a going into La and sweeping the Dodgers three games.
You make a saying, hey, we lose. We win one
(03:44):
out of three against the Dodgers, but we swept the Rockies. Okay.
That that that's that's that's successful road trip. That's how
it has to go. You can't go one out of
three against the Dodgers, one out of three against the Rockies,
one out of three against the Marlins, two out of
three against the Cardinals. They just can't do it.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
You can't fact that the Mets are in the National League,
because otherwise you would have said White Sox ninety four
times at last two minutes, we've had to play Joels
on the Marlins and the Rockies or whatever else. No, no, no,
if you were in the American League, look, when the
White Sox come calling, that can't be a lose two
out of three yeries.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I mean, that's gotta be a sweep.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Man, that's just gotta be a sweep.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They're winning twenty five percent of they're bleeping games.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We gotta go in there.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We gotta kick some masks. We gotta bet the over,
the over, the over. Oh wait, that's the other story.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You said that, Like Tim Robbins from Anchorman, we're taking
time away from our pledge drive to kick some masks.
He just takes the pipe out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hey, you know what television.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
While we don't rehearse this and it is not scripted,
we are a methodical bunch here at Fox Sports Radio,
and we hope you enter you're entertained and informed on
your Friday night early Saturday morning wherever you may be.
We appreciate you being part of the family.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Speaking of the White Sox lost number ninety eight, let's go, right,
They need ten wins. They need ten wins to avoid
being the worst team of all time in the history
of Major League Baseball. They need one of those Major
League owner things where every time they win a game,
they take a piece off of her and you see
what she's wearing under it. Like, they need something like
(05:23):
that in the locker room. Man, maybe if I don't know,
a cutout of Carlton Fisk or Ken Harrelson or something
where we take, Hey, we won a game, we gotta
make sure we gotta win ten more games, right, we
got five more weeks to win ten more games. That's
what we got, five weeks or ten games.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You can do a story we did earlier this week.
What do we do this Wednesday night?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where John Sterling wanted to come back and call some
playoff baseball, right because he was in the booth the
other day he was feeling about it, right, recently retired,
But hey, maybe, just maybe I'd love to go and
call another couple judge and blasts or Stantonian bohemoth kind
kind of things. Whatever, how about we get Ken Harrison
(06:01):
for the final stretch run, pay him a blankload of
money and just let him go to work.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, Okay, why not? Because if you want anybody to
call what could be the worst season in baseball history, you.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Want him southside.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You want him like that, Like I can I remember
just thinking, like how just when when somebody else on
the other team would do something, it didn't matter, he
would just like shut down that bases loaded air top
of the eighth inning. Oh that white socks out airs
base in the corner. That's three runs.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
But you know what he does.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I mean, that's all he would say.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But he was very much putting into practice the stuff
you learn in counseling. You know, you're you're getting through
anger management or whatever else. What did I always say,
you gotta count to ten. He's literally counting to ten
with silence on air to make sure he didn't say
the absolute first.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Thing that came to his mind.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
In hindsight, we all wish we could have gotten the
device that would allow us to read his mind and
still be able to chuckle about it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
How many you have got to be kidding Me's? Did
he drag out in fear of? You know? Maybe some
other words being used to describe the action.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
End The Jason Smith Show with Mike Carmon Live from
the tirec dot Com studios. All right, now let's get
to something from tonight where this is kind of like
an open letter. The Jaguars just ran roughshot over the
Falcons tonight, right thirty one nothing, Trevor Lawrence had a cameo,
He threw a couple of touchdowns. Everything is fine. The
Falcons are sitting everyone, including Michael Pennock Junior. This was
(07:44):
a story all week the Falcons were not playing Michael
Pennix Junior. And you know, my my Friday night wish
list here is for pundits who report on football and
talk about it to actually know the reality of what
we're going to be seeing soon in the NFL. Because
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this
week heard said read on the internet somewhere where, and
(08:08):
next thing, you know, someone I respect, someone I appreciate saying, hey, yeah,
Michael Pennix Junior is not gonna play Friday night. But
it doesn't matter. Look, he's gonna sit. This is Kirk
cousins job this year, and whatever else is going to
happen that this is, this is where Kirk Cousins is
going to play. And you know, I see and I
hear this, and I go, why would I ever listen
to anything you ever say again, because clearly you don't
(08:29):
understand the reality of what has been going on. That
was something to say in April when Michael Pennix Junior
was drafted, Hey, what's the plan? Okay, clearly we can't
sit here and tell you Kirk Cousins is going to
make it all the way to the end of his
four year deal and all the money. But this year
is Kirk's here. Michael Pennick Junior is gonna sit Okay,
you say that in April, and that's fine because you
(08:50):
know what. It made sense at the time, but you knew, hey,
Kirk Cousins is on borrowed time. But then you add
all of the different variables that have come into play
in the last few months. And we mentioned a couple
of weeks ago, and I'll tell you now, Michael Pennick
Junior's time is coming sooner than you think. It doesn't
matter how much money Kirk Cousins is getting paid. He
(09:12):
is a bridge quarterback. If you're talking about him playing
this year, And then Michael Pennix Junior is sending they
already know we'll trade Kirk Cousins away somewhere, right, they know,
we'll trade Kirk Cousins somewhere. Someone will take him. We'll
take his contract for three years. They'll still think he's
a great quarterback. If something happens this year, it could
be well, things weren't great. It wasn't a great situation.
(09:32):
Someone will take him and we don't even need to
get anything for it. These people, you know, accept his contract,
which someone will because Cousins has been a really good
quarterback for the better part of the last decade, but
the variables have come into play. Cousins is still not
happy that Pennick Junior was drafted behind him. What's that
going to mean for his frame of mind as he
goes into play. What's that going to mean? Is he
(09:53):
comes back to play after missing almost all of last
year with a really serious injury. When you add an
the fact that Pennix has looked great this summer, that
he has impressed his teammates, he's impressed his coaching staff.
You've seen some of the throws he can make. The
NFL is not too much for him. The clamor to
see him play. If Kirk Cousins starts out slow, is
(10:15):
going to be immense, not from fans, not from just
the media, but from the players and the coaching staff.
They have no loyalty to Kirk Cousins. They want the
guy who's playing really well. And really, it doesn't matter
what cousins salary is. Cousins is the quarterback until Pennick
Junior is ready. Kirk Cousins is a bridge quarterback, right,
everything else is irrelevant. He is a bridge and bridge
(10:37):
quarterbacks lose their job they don't play well. So if
Cousins starts slow at the first three four weeks, how
long you think it's gonna be till they play Michael
Pennick Junior. Do you really think it's gonna be Hey,
Kirk is gonna slog his way through a season and
Pennick's gonna sit there on the sideline with a backwards
hat and the clipboard just shrugging his shoulders and every
not wondering when he's gonna play. Well, maybe next year.
That's not happening, man. This is a guy that was
(10:59):
taken in the top half of the first round, in
the top ten. These quarterbacks don't sit. They don't sit
for a while and don't play. They come in and
they play right away by signing Kirk Cousins give them
one hundred and sixty million dollars. Yeah, maybe you bought
a few weeks. But the era of Michael Pennix Junior
is closer than anybody thinks. And I really would think
that many pundits would accept it and understand that. Okay, yeah,
(11:22):
this is kind of where it is. Hey, if the
Falcons are telling you that it's your fault for believing him,
because what else are they gonna say.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Are the Falcons really gonna say, Hey, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Between you and me, boy, Mike's gonna take this job
at some point soon, because boy, he looks really good.
We don't know about Kirk. Don't print it, don't print it.
But suddenly that gets out. They don't want to deal
with that. Of course they're gonna say, Kirk is our guy.
Michael is gonna wait. But the footballs fly for real,
and that changes everything. We've already seen footballs fly somewhat
for real this summer, and you see where the wind
(11:52):
is blowing and the way the world is going. The
Pennix era is much closer than anybody thinks to starting happening.
And if Cousins plays slow out of the gate. By October,
Pennix is the quarterback.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
But that's the thing, right, They've got, as Van Hagar
taught us in the musical world, the best of both worlds.
You've got a veteran quarterback who's performed well, with a
good compliment of skill position guys and arguably the best
offensive line in the game. Now he is coming off
the injury, so we don't know how he responds to that.
But it's not exactly like he was. Captain Mobility anyway,
(12:27):
right slide left, slide right, fine, but he's not a
guy running for seven hundred yards and six touchdowns and
electrifying you with Chris Berman making his excited utterances of
whoops and wows and.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Whoa, you know kind of things. We don't have any
of that. He's gonna throw the ball downfield and make plays.
I like this offense. I think there's opportunity here for
Captain Kirk. And yeah, it's the bridge.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's just a.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Question of is it a long bridge or is it
a short one. That's truly all it is. Right, if
it's a long one, we get to the end of
the year. Kurt's still performing at high level and they
say congratulations on a job done. Where are suitors that
still need a quarterback? Because many of you out there
do Maan, I ran through the numbers. You'll find it
(13:11):
in the eye Watch Flex podcast that's going up, Jason,
that sat and did with Dan. But all sorts of
stuff about how many games guys played the efficiency right,
we had sixty six different starters a year ago.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
That ain't stopping. Okay, suddenly these guys aren't.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Wearing RoboCop uniforms to where they're indestructible. There are gonna
be injuries to be had and a huge market for
Captain Kirk. So if it's a year, it's a year
the long bridge, the one with the trolls under it,
or it's a nice short one just to get you
past a little stream because Captain Kirk is either terrible
or he gets hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Now just sinking to the door of the Explorer where
exactly right that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The bridge.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
One of the greatest characters that could have been if
they just let those guys cook a little bit, both
Troll and Schwiper, if they just let them do their thing,
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(14:18):
The Michael Pennix Junior era is much closer than it appears.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You just compared them to a Torontosaurus Rex.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, whoa go because of the whole Well, I didn't
put out a glass and watch the water shake. Go
look at that. Look at that, look at that, Life
finds a way. Look at that. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
The grand Master will be with you soon.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Chasing and Mike
Live from the tirec dot com studios.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
We have more.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We have more big stuff from the NFL coming up.
But straight ahead, do we have some big breaking college
news that's coming our way the last hour or two.
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Speaker 2 (15:52):
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Speaker 5 (16:03):
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Speaker 1 (16:33):
Fox Sports Radio, The Chas and Smith Show with my
best friend Mike Harmon.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Jason, Yes, Mary, Matt. Do you know the who like
sings the song?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Do you know who sings this song? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
This song?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
This is guns n' Roses? Oh my god, uh No,
I don't know who sings a song domination. There hasn't
been any words yet.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
It was instrumental because I can't play the actual like song.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh wee the song from the beat.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
The beat is pretty like famous.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Let me let me think topped up playing bead or
one that they copped from somebody.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
No, no, no, it's their actual beat.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Wait wait a minute, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Mike, dude, I'm surprised you don't know who this is?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, I got I got it. Hang on read ready,
here we go. Ready, oh god, welcome to the land
of fame excess.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
No, that came. That came a couple of years later.
This is low Wayne. Oh okay, Low Wayne and Bobby Valentino.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Wait Wayne, wait wait, Lil Wayne and Bobby Valentine did
a song together. I did not know that.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
You just said, Bobby Valentine Valentino.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Did he have a big fake mustache? No, he didn't know. Okay,
he had a go te Okay, all right, all right,
very good, yeah, very good.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Thank you, a little black history for.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You right now. Marriageurn off the mic front and turned
to Patrick Patrick. Who's Bobby Valentine?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Who was like, yeah, I was gonna ask you who,
but I was like, you know what, you don't know who.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Who Valentine is?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's fine, google Bobby Valentine, fake mustache, and that's who
it is.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Fake money. Got why is he rocking a fake mustache?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's part of the that's part of the story, man,
that's part of the startory. That's an abomination. You don't
know who Bobby Valentine.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
He's a former baseball player and manager.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yes, he is very good.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Ew he looks like Rudolph the red nose reindeer without
the like mustache, and then with the mustache, he just
looks like nasty.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Okay, well there we go. Wow, Okay, you should be
on e Sorry Bobby me, I love you man or not?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
With Bobby Valance.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
We need a side by side comparison with Bobby Valentine.
Bobby Valentine, Bobby Valentino.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, we need to There you go with the pole
questioned up there, Patrick, Hey, there also go way and
I want to say this I'm gonna borrow from Mike Harmon. Hey,
Bobby Valentine is a strong and powerful attractive man, and
you are not going to convince me otherwise, right there. Okay,
there we go.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
He's a powerful and attractive man.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So because because that's what Harmon likes to say all
the time. So listen, just to let you know, it's
always something to understand when we are on the cusp
of something historical. And this is not, hey, something we've
never seen before, but anytime we're in the we're in
the midst of once every twenty years we get this.
(19:31):
You really have to understand how special this is. Tonight
the cicadas right like, yeah, yeah, yeah, what what the
cicadas are like twelve years, right, every twelve years or
something like that. Seventeen that much is seventeen? Hang on,
I'm a patent this idea right now? How come there's
never been a horror movie about cicadas? Or has there been?
(19:52):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
It's a good point, you know, like something where some
kind of new team up and they can form like
voltron on you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh, I like that idea, yeah, but like it's pretty easy,
like super Cicada. Like the opening scene is some sort
of hey, here's a toxic waste dump nobody. Hey, we'll
just dump it out here in the middle of nowhere
nobody knows. But meanwhile, you see, hey, it's where the
cicadas are.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
There actually is a movie abouts, and it's called There
is the Sound of Summer.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh the sound it's the sound of music. Yeah, like that.
That would be the open of the movie The Hills.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
With the sound of the cicadas.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And here's your movie open, right, here's here's a guy
with a mustache and a trucker hat, cigarette dangling out
of his mouth, driving some kind of forklift at night
where nobody sees him, and they're playing like flowers on
the Wall or something like that. He's driving and he
dumps this one this this this oil full of some
(20:54):
kind of sludge into a big hole. He looks down,
sees it's gone, but you see what it hits the
ball him. It kind of opens and starts to leak
a little bit. All right. They finished playing Flowers on
the Wall. They smashed cut to the title of the movie,
and then white over black. It just says seventeen years
later and then boom, we have a movie and it's
the Crazy Toxic or taking over. Oh I I dude,
(21:19):
he just won for Oppenheimer. Man, I don't think Hilly
Murphy's doing that movie anymore. You're not getting that. Man,
it'd be great if he did, though, you might be
getting like, you know, the cast of Big Bang Theory,
like that's over and like what are we gonna do now?
And young Sheldon you might get some of them to
do it? Sure?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Why not, young Sheldon?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah? No, you know who you get, and you know
who you get. You know who would do it. Matt LeBlanc,
who's that? Boom?
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Ye, who's Matt lebl I know that you didn't know
Harmon what has Like what the heck?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Who's this might not be Harmon?
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Who?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, you did? And you said I didn't know? I
did not? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You said?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
No? I know? They said, you know what I was completing? Hey,
that would be a nice one. Let's be fair to Harmon.
Mary racked that back. Let me know when you have
it and we'll play it.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Back to right now.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
All right, Patrick, let me know when you have.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Now we have the capability to do these things.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Sorry, I had to throw the flag. I have to
challenge this.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
You on you for cursing yesterday. So there you got it.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
We gotta we gotta, we gotta hold around.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But put up. You're just upset that matt LeBlanc didn't
go to Norm matt LeBlanc, who's that? Boom? Mattlock? You said,
who's that boom? Right there? You said, who's that that?
You didn't know who? You said? Who's that? Patrick? Matt LeBlanc?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Who's that? We got him? Maybe I did?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe the brain prosted processed it very differently. Okay,
who are you and what have you done with Michael Harmon?
Who are you really?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Maybe maybe we watched man with a play for crying out?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
How big of a man.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Are you then? No, no, no, it's not. Here's what happened.
I'll tell him you because we do all this movie stuff.
Someone some sort of pod people have taken over Harmon's body,
and the real Harmon is like mad Eye Moody. He's
stuck in some trunk somewhere at the end of Harry
Potter for sorry spoiler, and Barti Crouch Junior is taking
your place and you just didn't know. Oh I don't
know who matt LeBlanc is, or it's an AI thing
(23:23):
taking over. No, I know. Now my best friend is
now no longer alive and you killed him. How did
you do it? Arrest him? Patrick, go in the studio,
arrest him.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I will do it.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
It was the intelligence cicadas.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Jason, Yes, I think it's I.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Think listen, get the get get the handcuffs out of
Rob Parker's drawer. Go grab those handcuffs and go just
but put them on Harmon and whatever this being Rob
Parker Cuz, Oh sorry, was that supposed to say that?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Though?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Oh wow, Friday, that's a Monday kind of thing, you
that that's a Monday.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I'm gonna be sleeping on this all weekend until Monday,
and I'm going to ask him about it.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
I'm gonna do on air.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
But like you said, LeBlanc, and now I'm trying to
think of who the hell's name did went through my head?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, I don't know man like Harmon.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Usually I know who.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Matt LeBlanc is going on some thirty five years back
to when he was on showing up on married with children?
Speaker 6 (24:27):
Are married with children?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Now hang on hanging before we go any further with this, Patrick,
let me tell you what's gonna happen. You're gonna go
in there. Harmon's gonna try to convince you that it's
him right up until the end when you try to
put the handcuffs on him. That's when he's gonna turn
into whatever being has taken over Harmon's body. So make
sure you get the cuffs on him quickly and don't
listen to him. Don't let him try to But Patrick,
(24:52):
I thought we were friends. That's what they all do,
all the pod people. They prey on your hot manage.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
That's what they happen. Who is they are?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
The podounter them?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
So you've encountered them, Mary, pod.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
People are taking over. They're taking over Mary. You're in
positions everywhere in this world. We live in the matrix.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
If you've not been watching the television, Hey, Jason, you
know how I'd get Patrick on my side.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
As a pod person.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Though it's okay to be a fan of both the
Seahawks and the viking'sult.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
I'm sulv oh no, I might be converted to a
pod person.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
But here's what's gonna happen. Is you're gonna say, oh, Mike,
you're such a nice guy. He's gonna put out your
arms for a hug. You're gonna go in to hug him,
and then we're gonna see the shot of Harmon's face
get real steely. He's gonna take your head and just
spin it and break your neck and your whole body
just falls to the ground and that's it. And then
they cut to Mary, who just goes and she goes,
oh blank, and she just runs out of the studio
and runs away.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Frst Off, I actually want to say, oh blank, I
just look and then leave.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, but you're gonna run. But what's gonna happen is
then you have the person off music. Before you ran
the pod person Harmon would walk out of the now.
The pod person's rest's arm would walk out of the studio,
not very quickly, very very under control, would stop. You'd
be like thirty feet away about to go out the door,
and then like his arm would get incredibly long like
(26:13):
a snake and would just grab you by the ankle
and pull you back in, and that would be the
end of you. Like you would the door open, and
then the shot would be from the outside and we
would hear you going hell that light Like in Texas
Chainsaw Massacre. When the door opens, he hits guy in
the head and just pulls him in like you hear
you going help help, And then Harmon's big snake like
arm would pull you back and the door would shut
and nobody would know and that would be it.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
You know, my mom would have a great time praying
for you.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Ever heard you should pray for you?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Man, Hey, I'm gonna be ready for I'm gonna be
ready for the zombie apocalypse. Man, you think I'm not,
I'm ready. Man.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
By the time that Mike is doing that in the past,
I've already left.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Jason.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
I'm not gonna sit there and just watch the kill.
Pat I'm I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because his arm would just
snake out and grab you and pull you back. It
doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
And to Beyonce Jason, that's going for as you know,
Harmon's snake arms are going for Mary. There's a very ominous,
like creepy rendition of Mary, Mary, why you buging? Okay,
it'd be why you bugging? Since Carmon's a Cicada pod person.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And here's how I don't know Patrick, I know. Here's
how I know Mary would get caught knowing Mary for
the last few months. As I do tell me that
I'm wrong, Mary would immediately run and she would get
to the door and she would go, oh, I forgot
my phone, and she would run back for her phone.
You know, I can'tnot have my phone. And that's what
(27:49):
Harmon would.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Actually would not run back for my phone. On my headphones.
I'd run back for my headphones. Yeah, forget the phone,
I give it the bad phone. I'll probably run back
for it. But I could always get another one, so
I probably would run.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I don't know, do I go back for it?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You would so go back for your phone. It depends
in your head. It would go oh man, Harmon is
a pod person and he's turning into something and he
could kill me. Oh but my best friend texts about
hanging out tonight and she's not gonna know them because
I'm not going to text your back. She be mad
at me. I gotta go back and get I.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Think the scariest part of this all as you think
that I have friends telling me to come out.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I'm I'm here all the time. Man, Oh, don't get savvy.
You guys love me, you guys are my friends.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Well, then if the then if here's the thing, if
if Harmon pod person got you, nobody would miss you,
then you gotta.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Except for it, except for her mom for you.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
All right, So when I put in my two weeks, I'm.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Not gonna quit two weeks. Don't even bother. Thank you
for letting me know that.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Happy Friday Night, America.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Mary, Welcome to the show. Mary.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
That was so rude.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Like all these months I've put in for what you
and know that no one's gonna miss me.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
That would suck. No, that would suck.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
No, that was a lie too far, because family would
miss you. I'd miss you, But would you're trying to
kill me? No, No, odd person are, but you know
what somewhere remember, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But here's where the best part would be, well that
would say best part. But here's where at least you
get a little bit you know, you get a little
bit of a of a of a uh in in
in passing. When Harmon grabs you right and pulls you
back in. Steve de Sager would see all of.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Them, I knew it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
He would put a chair under the door, and he
would lead his update by saying, Mary Mack has just
been grabbed by Harmon, slithering like technacle and poor Mary,
she's no longer with us, much like the Mets who
lost to the Podras. And I'd send it up so
you would be at least in the open of the update.
At least you would have that.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
Now, yeah, well, after this segment, you guys need to
have an invasion of the Body Snatcher's podcast, if you
know what I mean, because this one just didn't.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Then if you want to talk about replacements, who are
those guys in the Kansas City Royals uniforms this year?
Because this team lost one hundred and six games last year.
This year's Royals a game out of first in the
AL Central. Cleveland lost at home tonight five three to Texas.
Minnesota lost at home tonight six to one to Saint Louis,
(30:39):
but Kansas City was a seven to four winner over Philadelphia.
One game out in the Division. Minnesota is still two
back of the Guardians. And then there's yes, the New
York Mets. They lost seven nothing at San Diego. The
Mets offense went two for twenty nine with fourteen strikeouts.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Is that good?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Not good?
Speaker 11 (30:58):
Absolutely not good. The Padres had sixteen hits in this one.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So you might.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Recall a little playoff series the Padres had a couple
of years ago against the Mets. Joe Muskrove, san Diego native,
pitched in that one and against the Mets that night
to clinch. He had seven scoreless innings, one hit aloud.
Last summer against the Mets, six scoreless innings, just three
hits allowed. Tonight, seven scoreless innings, just one hit aloud,
(31:25):
nine strikeouts.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
No walks.
Speaker 11 (31:28):
Show Hey, Otani has just hit the game winning homer
in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Of the ninth inning.
Speaker 11 (31:35):
The Dodgers have beaten Tampa Bay seven to three. It's
a game winning Grand Slam. It's also his fortieth home
run of the season. Earlier. In this game, he picked
up his fortieth stolen base of the season. The Dodgers
have won five in a row, their first place in
the NL West. There's still four games over the Arizona Diamondbacks,
(31:57):
who won four straight. They won twelve to two at Boston.
The Padres are still four and a half back. The
late game in Seattle has the Mariners now tied with
the San Francisco Giants with a four run bottom of
the eighth. It's five to five with the Giants still
bottom of the eighth inning. That's the last game going.
Milwaukee wanted Oakland eleven to three. We mentioned on Monday
(32:20):
Night Show the A's had a home game with about
four thousand fans. Attendance was fourteen thousand in Oakland tonight.
One A's fan caught a foul ball three different times
this Lakeland was it?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Zach Hampbell, tell me what, Zach Hampbell.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
I'm just saying, bring your gloves because you'll be getting
something even fourteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
If you catch three foul balls, eventually they have to
ask you to go play. Right, Hey, you're pretty good.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
If this was in Savannah, Bananas, it would have ended
three different innings. The New York Yankees got a home
home run from Aaron Judge is forty ninth and beat
Colorado three nothing. So Aaron Judge after the slow start
to the season since late April, he's played one hundred games.
In those one hundred games, Judge has one hundred and
(33:08):
six RBIs and forty five homers and is batting three
seventy eight since late April. Both he and gen Carlos
Stanton homered in this game, so the Yankees win. Those
two homer are in the same game forty two to four.
The Orioles are still a game and a half back
in the Al East. Baltimore came back to beat Houston
seven to five, Anthony Santander with the go ahead grand
(33:31):
slam in the bottom of the eighth. The late game
among the three NFL exhibitions is in Las Vegas, about
eight minutes to go San Francisco leading the Raiders twenty
four to twenty one. Brock Perty did start, had ninety
six yards passing one interception. Tampa Bay over Miami twenty
four to fourteen were Shad White a TD run and
Jacksonville dominated at Atlanta thirty one nothing. Trevor Lawrence two
(33:54):
touchdown passes to tighten Evan Ingram in the late w
NBA game Minnesota over Las Vegas eighty seven seventy four
and the FISA Collier twenty seven points eighteen rebounds back
to you.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Thank you, Steve. The Jason Smith Show with my best
friend Mike Carmon Live the Tirech dot Com Studios. Okay,
so we got a little weird there, but that's okay.
It's a Friday, It's okay.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
A little Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Well, well, who would have thought that Mike Harmon not
knowing who Matt LeBlanc was, was gonna be the least
weird part of the last few minutes.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I heard.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I don't know. Again, you're not le Blanc, You're a
pop person.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
By the way, I just saw the replay of Otani's
home run. Talk about really screwing up the opportunity to
maybe go shake him down for an autograph ball or
have the security accost him like they did that woman
all those times.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Oh sure, sure, See like he hits it to right
center field, right off the guy's glove, oh right.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Back into the field to play. So Otani gets it
without having to give up anything.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Exit out about a Fresca exit swollen dome. The Jason
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Speaker 1 (35:57):
Fox Sports Radio, The Jason Smith Show with my best
friend Mike Harmon, I Love You All, a live from
the tirerac dot Com Studios Hell Look Show. Hey Otani
with a grand slam to win the game for the
Dodgers in the bottom of the ninth inning. We talked
about them last night a lot. Dodgers don't have a
lot of problems right now. They've gotten back, they've gotten healthy,
(36:19):
they figured out their starting pitching Flaherty as a leader,
and I got a lot of toughness. Otani may be
starting to get out of the funk he was in.
They're lining up as deep. They got no problems. Everything
is great. Otani's now forty home runs forty forty. Is
he gonna be fifty to fifty? That's the only thing now.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Is Otani gonna.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Be fifty to fifty? And all that's great and all.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
That that's a fantastic stuff. Final six weeks are gonna
be fun. Let's go but just for.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
A second, because as great as season as Otani has had,
he had a season similar to it last year. We've
seen that. We've seen Otani's great and this, and of
course pitching goes along with that. But tonight Aaron Judge
at his forty nine home run of the year for
the Yankees. Okay, and this is how great a season
he is having. All the Bobby wit Junior yet no stop.
(37:10):
If Aaron Judge stopped playing right now, if this was
it right, we're talking, this is August twenty third, Okay.
If he stopped playing right now, three thirty three batting average,
forty nine home runs, one hundred and nineteen RBI, his
war is over nine. If he stopped playing right now,
(37:32):
he would have finished with as good or a better
season than every American and National League MVP since a
Rod in two thousand and seven. Okay, he's already having it.
If he stopped playing right now, it's a better year
than the vast majority of players. The only few years
(37:53):
that's kind of close, like pool Hools in two thousand
and nine was forty seven, one thirty five. Okay, that
hit three twenty seven, Okay, but Judge already has more
home runs. He's almost there in RBI. That's that's really close.
There's other seasons that he's close to. Right. Cabrera in
twenty thirteen when he won the Triple Crown Stanton in
twenty seventeen. But those are close. Those are like, hey,
(38:16):
you know, you could kind of flip a coin the rest.
He's already has better numbers and a better war, better
home run batting average than everybody. You have to go
back to a rod In seven who was fifty four
one fifty six and at three fourteen, all right, his
war was just over nine. Okay, you have to go
(38:36):
all the way back to two that almost almost twenty
years to find a guy having an offensive season like this,
and judge, this is gonna be an even better season.
When he hit sixty two home runs two years ago,
he's gonna have better numbers than he did than he
did in that year. That's that's the kind of year
he is having. This is for all this I get
Bobby wit Junior is a great story. And he's a
(38:56):
phenomenal player, right, He's fantastic. He's so unbelieveably talented, and
the Royals are where they are and that's a great story.
But that's every Yeah, but that's it. Every You know,
Bobby with Junior can win another year. I mean, you're
talking about a guy that hasn't done this in nearly
twenty years. I mean, you got to give Aaron Judge credit.
And you're talking about a guy now who's like, Wow,
is Aaron Judge a first ballot Hall of Famer? Like
(39:18):
you look at what he's done, even though his career
hasn't been that long. Is he right now? Is he
a first ballot Hall?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
He is. Like if he stopped playing after this year,
I think Aaron Judge is a Hall of Famer. I
think he'd have to be. That's the kind of year
he has had so far this year, better than anybody
in baseball in either league in almost twenty years.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Just ridiculous to watch on a given day. It's you know,
the websites, did Aaron Judge homer today? Not often you
get to say that, yes, yes, And the only one
that's better is did the White Sox lose today?
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah? That's that's the only one that comes close.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
So you know, those are those are sure things, but
it's the just the the idea of what he started
the year at right. First, one hundred at bats, he
hit two twenty with eleven extra base hits, seventeen RBI,
six home runs, struck out thirty two times out of
that those one hundred at bats and now three sixty one,
(40:17):
four oh nine, three eighteen. Thus far in August he's
hitting four forty four. He's already got fourteen extra base
hits and nineteen RBI this month. The Bobby wit Junior
thing is interesting for the fact that, all right, so
I jumped on board, you know, and thought they'd be better,
I mean, coming off one hundred and six loss season,
(40:38):
not expecting greatness. But then they're hanging around. So like
when we did the All Star break and we started
looking towards the second.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Half, I'm like, they could win this division.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Now if they do, you start looking at him twenty
five twenty six bat in three forty eight with almost
one hundred RBI. The Royals haven't been relevant and since well, sorry, buddy, that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
World's twenty fifteen. No, and I get that, but just
because they haven't been relevant. Look, look, it's not like
Aaron Judge doesn't have the Yankees at the top of
the al I get it.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
But also the expectations for the Yankees are there for
the Royals. That's why I keep bringing up George Brett
to remember that they've had greatness in the past.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
But I needn't get you guys out of hit again.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I can't give it to Bobby Wit Junior just because
it's a heartwarming story. Oh he's an MVP. Why his
story is more heartwarming than Aaron Judge. It's an unbelievable season.
Aaron Judge is having an even more unbelievable season. How
about they just fight? Who would you take in that?
Aaron Judges like six ' nine.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Well, if Bobby Witt could get inside.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Like Tyson, he would get in, Like yeah, you can
take away the reach advantage to a.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
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Speaker 3 (00:49):
Glorious Friday Yet, No.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, dude, the Mets are getting shut out in the
eighth inning.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But did you have a nice sandwich?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I did have? We know we actually had a little
bit of sushi tonight. Oh, nice sushi was wonderful. I
would have traded to get a little.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Sack to go with it, a little no. No, come,
what do you think this is a Pat McAfee show.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Come on, man, come on, I got, I got, I
got diet Cherry coke man, I got Coch.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You might have gotten someone to give you a perfect
poor too much, I mean, Shamus might have been there
for you, But I got a perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah No, but I had really you know, I had
good sushi, which I was happy about. But I would
easily have traded bad sushi for the Diamondbacks and the
Braves to have lost and the Mets to beat. The
Padres didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Give you any help.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
No, that was over Rationals or the Nationals, ye red Socks.
Every once in a while they give you a glimmer
of hope, and today they just mocked you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, no, no, We're going to be three games out
now with the wild Card, and the Mets are slowly
the Mets playing five hundred. At some point, you gotta
stop playing five hundred. You can play five hundred for
a long time, you can do it for a real
long time in Major League Baseball, but it's some point
you have to start winning a couple more games. You
can't keep going two out of three, one out of three,
(02:06):
and you gotta beat the bad teams. You gotta beat
the Marlins, you gotta beat the Rockies. You gotta beat
the age. You gotta beat these teams.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
The thing of your season that needs to be triple underscored.
It's like the playing down to your opposition. You know,
you can coach softball and soccer forever, and you know
general coaching. You know your daughter up into you know
her coursework or whatever, and you know the dog to
be house trained, whatever the case may be. You're coaching
(02:34):
them up. Same thing here, Hey, come on, we gotta
play every game like it's you know, a championship kind.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Of metal here. No, can't do it. Can't do it.
And that's the thing, is that a series like this,
the Mets and the Padres Padres are good. If the
Mets split this series, yeah, okay, that's what they should do.
They should the good teams you should split. Do you
lose two out of three? Yeah? Sure, But when you
play the bad teams, man, it's gotta be two out
of three in a sweep like that. That's how you
do it. When they go back and look at hey,
(03:01):
why are the Mets falling out of the ray? Why
is it? Why is it slowly becoming the Braves walking
away with it? After they they had their side because
eventually they had their bad time and they're beating bad teams.
When the Mets look at their record against the Marlins
and the Angels and these other teams, it's like, come on, man,
you got these teams that have given up, that are
playing triple A lineups. You have to win these games.
(03:23):
And it's it's like, I don't know if it's a
sense of urgency or that we're just gonna win this game,
but it really because you obviously you rise up and
you play great against great competition. But this is where
you have to understand. When you play the bad that's
where you gotta make Hey, man, you know you don't
make a going into La and sweeping the Dodgers three games.
You make a saying, hey, we lose. We win one
(03:44):
out of three against the Dodgers, but we swept the Rockies. Okay.
That that that's that's that's successful road trip. That's how
it has to go. You can't go one out of
three against the Dodgers, one out of three against the Rockies,
one out of three against the Marlins, two out of
three against the Cardinals. They just can't do it.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
You can't fact that the Mets are in the National League,
because otherwise you would have said White Sox ninety four
times at last two minutes, we've had to play Joels
on the Marlins and the Rockies or whatever else. No, no, no,
if you were in the American League, look, when the
White Sox come calling, that can't be a lose two
out of three yeries.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I mean, that's gotta be a sweep.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Man, that's just gotta be a sweep.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They're winning twenty five percent of they're bleeping games.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We gotta go in there.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We gotta kick some masks. We gotta bet the over,
the over, the over. Oh wait, that's the other story.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You said that, Like Tim Robbins from Anchorman, we're taking
time away from our pledge drive to kick some masks.
He just takes the pipe out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
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Speaker 4 (04:45):
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Speaker 1 (05:01):
Speaking of the White Sox lost number ninety eight, let's go, right,
They need ten wins. They need ten wins to avoid
being the worst team of all time in the history
of Major League Baseball. They need one of those Major
League owner things where every time they win a game,
they take a piece off of her and you see
what she's wearing under it. Like, they need something like
(05:23):
that in the locker room. Man, maybe if I don't know,
a cutout of Carlton Fisk or Ken Harrelson or something
where we take, Hey, we won a game, we gotta
make sure we gotta win ten more games, right, we
got five more weeks to win ten more games. That's
what we got, five weeks or ten games.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You can do a story we did earlier this week.
What do we do this Wednesday night?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where John Sterling wanted to come back and call some
playoff baseball, right because he was in the booth the
other day he was feeling about it, right, recently retired,
But hey, maybe, just maybe I'd love to go and
call another couple judge and blasts or Stantonian bohemoth kind
kind of things. Whatever, how about we get Ken Harrison
(06:01):
for the final stretch run, pay him a blankload of
money and just let him go to work.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, Okay, why not? Because if you want anybody to
call what could be the worst season in baseball history, you.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Want him southside.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You want him like that, Like I can I remember
just thinking, like how just when when somebody else on
the other team would do something, it didn't matter, he
would just like shut down that bases loaded air top
of the eighth inning. Oh that white socks out airs
base in the corner. That's three runs.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
But you know what he does.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I mean, that's all he would say.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But he was very much putting into practice the stuff
you learn in counseling. You know, you're you're getting through
anger management or whatever else. What did I always say,
you gotta count to ten. He's literally counting to ten
with silence on air to make sure he didn't say
the absolute first.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Thing that came to his mind.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
In hindsight, we all wish we could have gotten the
device that would allow us to read his mind and
still be able to chuckle about it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
How many you have got to be kidding Me's? Did
he drag out in fear of? You know? Maybe some
other words being used to describe the action.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
End The Jason Smith Show with Mike Carmon Live from
the tirec dot Com studios. All right, now let's get
to something from tonight where this is kind of like
an open letter. The Jaguars just ran roughshot over the
Falcons tonight, right thirty one nothing, Trevor Lawrence had a cameo,
He threw a couple of touchdowns. Everything is fine. The
Falcons are sitting everyone, including Michael Pennock Junior. This was
(07:44):
a story all week the Falcons were not playing Michael
Pennix Junior. And you know, my my Friday night wish
list here is for pundits who report on football and
talk about it to actually know the reality of what
we're going to be seeing soon in the NFL. Because
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this
week heard said read on the internet somewhere where, and
(08:08):
next thing, you know, someone I respect, someone I appreciate saying, hey, yeah,
Michael Pennix Junior is not gonna play Friday night. But
it doesn't matter. Look, he's gonna sit. This is Kirk
cousins job this year, and whatever else is going to
happen that this is, this is where Kirk Cousins is
going to play. And you know, I see and I
hear this, and I go, why would I ever listen
to anything you ever say again, because clearly you don't
(08:29):
understand the reality of what has been going on. That
was something to say in April when Michael Pennix Junior
was drafted, Hey, what's the plan? Okay, clearly we can't
sit here and tell you Kirk Cousins is going to
make it all the way to the end of his
four year deal and all the money. But this year
is Kirk's here. Michael Pennick Junior is gonna sit Okay,
you say that in April, and that's fine because you
(08:50):
know what. It made sense at the time, but you knew, hey,
Kirk Cousins is on borrowed time. But then you add
all of the different variables that have come into play
in the last few months. And we mentioned a couple
of weeks ago, and I'll tell you now, Michael Pennick
Junior's time is coming sooner than you think. It doesn't
matter how much money Kirk Cousins is getting paid. He
(09:12):
is a bridge quarterback. If you're talking about him playing
this year, And then Michael Pennix Junior is sending they
already know we'll trade Kirk Cousins away somewhere, right, they know,
we'll trade Kirk Cousins somewhere. Someone will take him. We'll
take his contract for three years. They'll still think he's
a great quarterback. If something happens this year, it could
be well, things weren't great. It wasn't a great situation.
(09:32):
Someone will take him and we don't even need to
get anything for it. These people, you know, accept his contract,
which someone will because Cousins has been a really good
quarterback for the better part of the last decade, but
the variables have come into play. Cousins is still not
happy that Pennick Junior was drafted behind him. What's that
going to mean for his frame of mind as he
goes into play. What's that going to mean? Is he
(09:53):
comes back to play after missing almost all of last
year with a really serious injury. When you add an
the fact that Pennix has looked great this summer, that
he has impressed his teammates, he's impressed his coaching staff.
You've seen some of the throws he can make. The
NFL is not too much for him. The clamor to
see him play. If Kirk Cousins starts out slow, is
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going to be immense, not from fans, not from just
the media, but from the players and the coaching staff.
They have no loyalty to Kirk Cousins. They want the
guy who's playing really well. And really, it doesn't matter
what cousins salary is. Cousins is the quarterback until Pennick
Junior is ready. Kirk Cousins is a bridge quarterback, right,
everything else is irrelevant. He is a bridge and bridge
(10:37):
quarterbacks lose their job they don't play well. So if
Cousins starts slow at the first three four weeks, how
long you think it's gonna be till they play Michael
Pennick Junior. Do you really think it's gonna be Hey,
Kirk is gonna slog his way through a season and
Pennick's gonna sit there on the sideline with a backwards
hat and the clipboard just shrugging his shoulders and every
not wondering when he's gonna play. Well, maybe next year.
That's not happening, man. This is a guy that was
(10:59):
taken in the top half of the first round, in
the top ten. These quarterbacks don't sit. They don't sit
for a while and don't play. They come in and
they play right away by signing Kirk Cousins give them
one hundred and sixty million dollars. Yeah, maybe you bought
a few weeks. But the era of Michael Pennix Junior
is closer than anybody thinks. And I really would think
that many pundits would accept it and understand that. Okay, yeah,
(11:22):
this is kind of where it is. Hey, if the
Falcons are telling you that it's your fault for believing him,
because what else are they gonna say.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Are the Falcons really gonna say, Hey, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Between you and me, boy, Mike's gonna take this job
at some point soon, because boy, he looks really good.
We don't know about Kirk. Don't print it, don't print it.
But suddenly that gets out. They don't want to deal
with that. Of course they're gonna say, Kirk is our guy.
Michael is gonna wait. But the footballs fly for real,
and that changes everything. We've already seen footballs fly somewhat
for real this summer, and you see where the wind
(11:52):
is blowing and the way the world is going. The
Pennix era is much closer than anybody thinks to starting happening.
And if Cousins plays slow out of the gate. By October,
Pennix is the quarterback.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
But that's the thing, right, They've got, as Van Hagar
taught us in the musical world, the best of both worlds.
You've got a veteran quarterback who's performed well, with a
good compliment of skill position guys and arguably the best
offensive line in the game. Now he is coming off
the injury, so we don't know how he responds to that.
But it's not exactly like he was. Captain Mobility anyway,
(12:27):
right slide left, slide right, fine, but he's not a
guy running for seven hundred yards and six touchdowns and
electrifying you with Chris Berman making his excited utterances of
whoops and wows and.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Whoa, you know kind of things. We don't have any
of that. He's gonna throw the ball downfield and make plays.
I like this offense. I think there's opportunity here for
Captain Kirk. And yeah, it's the bridge.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's just a.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Question of is it a long bridge or is it
a short one. That's truly all it is. Right, if
it's a long one, we get to the end of
the year. Kurt's still performing at high level and they
say congratulations on a job done. Where are suitors that
still need a quarterback? Because many of you out there
do Maan, I ran through the numbers. You'll find it
(13:11):
in the eye Watch Flex podcast that's going up, Jason,
that sat and did with Dan. But all sorts of
stuff about how many games guys played the efficiency right,
we had sixty six different starters a year ago.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
That ain't stopping. Okay, suddenly these guys aren't.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Wearing RoboCop uniforms to where they're indestructible. There are gonna
be injuries to be had and a huge market for
Captain Kirk. So if it's a year, it's a year
the long bridge, the one with the trolls under it,
or it's a nice short one just to get you
past a little stream because Captain Kirk is either terrible
or he gets hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Now just sinking to the door of the Explorer where
exactly right that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The bridge.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
One of the greatest characters that could have been if
they just let those guys cook a little bit, both
Troll and Schwiper, if they just let them do their thing,
could have been greater villains than they were. The Jason
Smith Show with Mike Harmon live from the Tirac dot
com studios. Understand, objects and mirror are closer than they appear.
(14:18):
The Michael Pennix Junior era is much closer than it appears.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You just compared them to a Torontosaurus Rex.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, whoa go because of the whole Well, I didn't
put out a glass and watch the water shake. Go
look at that. Look at that, look at that, Life
finds a way. Look at that. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
The grand Master will be with you soon.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Chasing and Mike
Live from the tirec dot com studios.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
We have more.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We have more big stuff from the NFL coming up.
But straight ahead, do we have some big breaking college
news that's coming our way the last hour or two.
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Speaker 2 (15:52):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
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pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
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Speaker 1 (16:33):
Fox Sports Radio, The Chas and Smith Show with my
best friend Mike Harmon.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Jason, Yes, Mary, Matt. Do you know the who like
sings the song?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Do you know who sings this song? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
This song?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
This is guns n' Roses? Oh my god, uh No,
I don't know who sings a song domination. There hasn't
been any words yet.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
It was instrumental because I can't play the actual like song.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh wee the song from the beat.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
The beat is pretty like famous.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Let me let me think topped up playing bead or
one that they copped from somebody.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
No, no, no, it's their actual beat.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Wait wait a minute, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Mike, dude, I'm surprised you don't know who this is?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, I got I got it. Hang on read ready,
here we go. Ready, oh god, welcome to the land
of fame excess.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
No, that came. That came a couple of years later.
This is low Wayne. Oh okay, Low Wayne and Bobby Valentino.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Wait Wayne, wait wait, Lil Wayne and Bobby Valentine did
a song together. I did not know that.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
You just said, Bobby Valentine Valentino.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Did he have a big fake mustache? No, he didn't know. Okay,
he had a go te Okay, all right, all right,
very good, yeah, very good.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Thank you, a little black history for.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You right now. Marriageurn off the mic front and turned
to Patrick Patrick. Who's Bobby Valentine?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Who was like, yeah, I was gonna ask you who,
but I was like, you know what, you don't know who.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Who Valentine is?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's fine, google Bobby Valentine, fake mustache, and that's who
it is.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Fake money. Got why is he rocking a fake mustache?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's part of the that's part of the story, man,
that's part of the startory. That's an abomination. You don't
know who Bobby Valentine.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
He's a former baseball player and manager.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yes, he is very good.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Ew he looks like Rudolph the red nose reindeer without
the like mustache, and then with the mustache, he just
looks like nasty.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Okay, well there we go. Wow, Okay, you should be
on e Sorry Bobby me, I love you man or not?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
With Bobby Valance.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
We need a side by side comparison with Bobby Valentine.
Bobby Valentine, Bobby Valentino.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, we need to There you go with the pole
questioned up there, Patrick, Hey, there also go way and
I want to say this I'm gonna borrow from Mike Harmon. Hey,
Bobby Valentine is a strong and powerful attractive man, and
you are not going to convince me otherwise, right there. Okay,
there we go.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
He's a powerful and attractive man.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So because because that's what Harmon likes to say all
the time. So listen, just to let you know, it's
always something to understand when we are on the cusp
of something historical. And this is not, hey, something we've
never seen before, but anytime we're in the we're in
the midst of once every twenty years we get this.
(19:31):
You really have to understand how special this is. Tonight
the cicadas right like, yeah, yeah, yeah, what what the
cicadas are like twelve years, right, every twelve years or
something like that. Seventeen that much is seventeen? Hang on,
I'm a patent this idea right now? How come there's
never been a horror movie about cicadas? Or has there been?
(19:52):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
It's a good point, you know, like something where some
kind of new team up and they can form like
voltron on you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh, I like that idea, yeah, but like it's pretty easy,
like super Cicada. Like the opening scene is some sort
of hey, here's a toxic waste dump nobody. Hey, we'll
just dump it out here in the middle of nowhere
nobody knows. But meanwhile, you see, hey, it's where the
cicadas are.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
There actually is a movie abouts, and it's called There
is the Sound of Summer.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh the sound it's the sound of music. Yeah, like that.
That would be the open of the movie The Hills.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
With the sound of the cicadas.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And here's your movie open, right, here's here's a guy
with a mustache and a trucker hat, cigarette dangling out
of his mouth, driving some kind of forklift at night
where nobody sees him, and they're playing like flowers on
the Wall or something like that. He's driving and he
dumps this one this this this oil full of some
(20:54):
kind of sludge into a big hole. He looks down,
sees it's gone, but you see what it hits the
ball him. It kind of opens and starts to leak
a little bit. All right. They finished playing Flowers on
the Wall. They smashed cut to the title of the movie,
and then white over black. It just says seventeen years
later and then boom, we have a movie and it's
the Crazy Toxic or taking over. Oh I I dude,
(21:19):
he just won for Oppenheimer. Man, I don't think Hilly
Murphy's doing that movie anymore. You're not getting that. Man,
it'd be great if he did, though, you might be
getting like, you know, the cast of Big Bang Theory,
like that's over and like what are we gonna do now?
And young Sheldon you might get some of them to
do it? Sure?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Why not, young Sheldon?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah? No, you know who you get, and you know
who you get. You know who would do it. Matt LeBlanc,
who's that? Boom?
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Ye, who's Matt lebl I know that you didn't know
Harmon what has Like what the heck?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Who's this might not be Harmon?
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Who?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, you did? And you said I didn't know? I
did not? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You said?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
No? I know? They said, you know what I was completing? Hey,
that would be a nice one. Let's be fair to Harmon.
Mary racked that back. Let me know when you have
it and we'll play it.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Back to right now.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
All right, Patrick, let me know when you have.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Now we have the capability to do these things.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Sorry, I had to throw the flag. I have to
challenge this.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
You on you for cursing yesterday. So there you got it.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
We gotta we gotta, we gotta hold around.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But put up. You're just upset that matt LeBlanc didn't
go to Norm matt LeBlanc, who's that? Boom? Mattlock? You said,
who's that boom? Right there? You said, who's that that?
You didn't know who? You said? Who's that? Patrick? Matt LeBlanc?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Who's that? We got him? Maybe I did?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe the brain prosted processed it very differently. Okay,
who are you and what have you done with Michael Harmon?
Who are you really?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Maybe maybe we watched man with a play for crying out?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
How big of a man.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Are you then? No, no, no, it's not. Here's what happened.
I'll tell him you because we do all this movie stuff.
Someone some sort of pod people have taken over Harmon's body,
and the real Harmon is like mad Eye Moody. He's
stuck in some trunk somewhere at the end of Harry
Potter for sorry spoiler, and Barti Crouch Junior is taking
your place and you just didn't know. Oh I don't
know who matt LeBlanc is, or it's an AI thing
(23:23):
taking over. No, I know. Now my best friend is
now no longer alive and you killed him. How did
you do it? Arrest him? Patrick, go in the studio,
arrest him.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I will do it.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
It was the intelligence cicadas.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Jason, Yes, I think it's I.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Think listen, get the get get the handcuffs out of
Rob Parker's drawer. Go grab those handcuffs and go just
but put them on Harmon and whatever this being Rob
Parker Cuz, Oh sorry, was that supposed to say that?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Though?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Oh wow, Friday, that's a Monday kind of thing, you
that that's a Monday.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I'm gonna be sleeping on this all weekend until Monday,
and I'm going to ask him about it.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
I'm gonna do on air.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
But like you said, LeBlanc, and now I'm trying to
think of who the hell's name did went through my head?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, I don't know man like Harmon.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Usually I know who.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Matt LeBlanc is going on some thirty five years back
to when he was on showing up on married with children?
Speaker 6 (24:27):
Are married with children?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Now hang on hanging before we go any further with this, Patrick,
let me tell you what's gonna happen. You're gonna go
in there. Harmon's gonna try to convince you that it's
him right up until the end when you try to
put the handcuffs on him. That's when he's gonna turn
into whatever being has taken over Harmon's body. So make
sure you get the cuffs on him quickly and don't
listen to him. Don't let him try to But Patrick,
(24:52):
I thought we were friends. That's what they all do,
all the pod people. They prey on your hot manage.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
That's what they happen. Who is they are?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
The podounter them?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
So you've encountered them, Mary, pod.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
People are taking over. They're taking over Mary. You're in
positions everywhere in this world. We live in the matrix.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
If you've not been watching the television, Hey, Jason, you
know how I'd get Patrick on my side.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
As a pod person.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Though it's okay to be a fan of both the
Seahawks and the viking'sult.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
I'm sulv oh no, I might be converted to a
pod person.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
But here's what's gonna happen. Is you're gonna say, oh, Mike,
you're such a nice guy. He's gonna put out your
arms for a hug. You're gonna go in to hug him,
and then we're gonna see the shot of Harmon's face
get real steely. He's gonna take your head and just
spin it and break your neck and your whole body
just falls to the ground and that's it. And then
they cut to Mary, who just goes and she goes,
oh blank, and she just runs out of the studio
and runs away.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Frst Off, I actually want to say, oh blank, I
just look and then leave.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, but you're gonna run. But what's gonna happen is
then you have the person off music. Before you ran
the pod person Harmon would walk out of the now.
The pod person's rest's arm would walk out of the studio,
not very quickly, very very under control, would stop. You'd
be like thirty feet away about to go out the door,
and then like his arm would get incredibly long like
(26:13):
a snake and would just grab you by the ankle
and pull you back in, and that would be the
end of you. Like you would the door open, and
then the shot would be from the outside and we
would hear you going hell that light Like in Texas
Chainsaw Massacre. When the door opens, he hits guy in
the head and just pulls him in like you hear
you going help help, And then Harmon's big snake like
arm would pull you back and the door would shut
and nobody would know and that would be it.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
You know, my mom would have a great time praying
for you.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Ever heard you should pray for you?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Man, Hey, I'm gonna be ready for I'm gonna be
ready for the zombie apocalypse. Man, you think I'm not,
I'm ready. Man.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
By the time that Mike is doing that in the past,
I've already left.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Jason.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
I'm not gonna sit there and just watch the kill.
Pat I'm I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because his arm would just
snake out and grab you and pull you back. It
doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
And to Beyonce Jason, that's going for as you know,
Harmon's snake arms are going for Mary. There's a very ominous,
like creepy rendition of Mary, Mary, why you buging? Okay,
it'd be why you bugging? Since Carmon's a Cicada pod person.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And here's how I don't know Patrick, I know. Here's
how I know Mary would get caught knowing Mary for
the last few months. As I do tell me that
I'm wrong, Mary would immediately run and she would get
to the door and she would go, oh, I forgot
my phone, and she would run back for her phone.
You know, I can'tnot have my phone. And that's what
(27:49):
Harmon would.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Actually would not run back for my phone. On my headphones.
I'd run back for my headphones. Yeah, forget the phone,
I give it the bad phone. I'll probably run back
for it. But I could always get another one, so
I probably would run.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I don't know, do I go back for it?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You would so go back for your phone. It depends
in your head. It would go oh man, Harmon is
a pod person and he's turning into something and he
could kill me. Oh but my best friend texts about
hanging out tonight and she's not gonna know them because
I'm not going to text your back. She be mad
at me. I gotta go back and get I.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Think the scariest part of this all as you think
that I have friends telling me to come out.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I'm I'm here all the time. Man, Oh, don't get savvy.
You guys love me, you guys are my friends.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Well, then if the then if here's the thing, if
if Harmon pod person got you, nobody would miss you,
then you gotta.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Except for it, except for her mom for you.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
All right, So when I put in my two weeks, I'm.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Not gonna quit two weeks. Don't even bother. Thank you
for letting me know that.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Happy Friday Night, America.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Mary, Welcome to the show. Mary.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
That was so rude.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Like all these months I've put in for what you
and know that no one's gonna miss me.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
That would suck. No, that would suck.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
No, that was a lie too far, because family would
miss you. I'd miss you, But would you're trying to
kill me? No, No, odd person are, but you know
what somewhere remember, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But here's where the best part would be, well that
would say best part. But here's where at least you
get a little bit you know, you get a little
bit of a of a of a uh in in
in passing. When Harmon grabs you right and pulls you
back in. Steve de Sager would see all of.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Them, I knew it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
He would put a chair under the door, and he
would lead his update by saying, Mary Mack has just
been grabbed by Harmon, slithering like technacle and poor Mary,
she's no longer with us, much like the Mets who
lost to the Podras. And I'd send it up so
you would be at least in the open of the update.
At least you would have that.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
Now, yeah, well, after this segment, you guys need to
have an invasion of the Body Snatcher's podcast, if you
know what I mean, because this one just didn't.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Then if you want to talk about replacements, who are
those guys in the Kansas City Royals uniforms this year?
Because this team lost one hundred and six games last year.
This year's Royals a game out of first in the
AL Central. Cleveland lost at home tonight five three to Texas.
Minnesota lost at home tonight six to one to Saint Louis,
(30:39):
but Kansas City was a seven to four winner over Philadelphia.
One game out in the Division. Minnesota is still two
back of the Guardians. And then there's yes, the New
York Mets. They lost seven nothing at San Diego. The
Mets offense went two for twenty nine with fourteen strikeouts.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Is that good?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Not good?
Speaker 11 (30:58):
Absolutely not good. The Padres had sixteen hits in this one.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So you might.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Recall a little playoff series the Padres had a couple
of years ago against the Mets. Joe Muskrove, san Diego native,
pitched in that one and against the Mets that night
to clinch. He had seven scoreless innings, one hit aloud.
Last summer against the Mets, six scoreless innings, just three
hits allowed. Tonight, seven scoreless innings, just one hit aloud,
(31:25):
nine strikeouts.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
No walks.
Speaker 11 (31:28):
Show Hey, Otani has just hit the game winning homer
in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Of the ninth inning.
Speaker 11 (31:35):
The Dodgers have beaten Tampa Bay seven to three. It's
a game winning Grand Slam. It's also his fortieth home
run of the season. Earlier. In this game, he picked
up his fortieth stolen base of the season. The Dodgers
have won five in a row, their first place in
the NL West. There's still four games over the Arizona Diamondbacks,
(31:57):
who won four straight. They won twelve to two at Boston.
The Padres are still four and a half back. The
late game in Seattle has the Mariners now tied with
the San Francisco Giants with a four run bottom of
the eighth. It's five to five with the Giants still
bottom of the eighth inning. That's the last game going.
Milwaukee wanted Oakland eleven to three. We mentioned on Monday
(32:20):
Night Show the A's had a home game with about
four thousand fans. Attendance was fourteen thousand in Oakland tonight.
One A's fan caught a foul ball three different times
this Lakeland was it?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Zach Hampbell, tell me what, Zach Hampbell.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
I'm just saying, bring your gloves because you'll be getting
something even fourteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
If you catch three foul balls, eventually they have to
ask you to go play. Right, Hey, you're pretty good.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
If this was in Savannah, Bananas, it would have ended
three different innings. The New York Yankees got a home
home run from Aaron Judge is forty ninth and beat
Colorado three nothing. So Aaron Judge after the slow start
to the season since late April, he's played one hundred games.
In those one hundred games, Judge has one hundred and
(33:08):
six RBIs and forty five homers and is batting three
seventy eight since late April. Both he and gen Carlos
Stanton homered in this game, so the Yankees win. Those
two homer are in the same game forty two to four.
The Orioles are still a game and a half back
in the Al East. Baltimore came back to beat Houston
seven to five, Anthony Santander with the go ahead grand
(33:31):
slam in the bottom of the eighth. The late game
among the three NFL exhibitions is in Las Vegas, about
eight minutes to go San Francisco leading the Raiders twenty
four to twenty one. Brock Perty did start, had ninety
six yards passing one interception. Tampa Bay over Miami twenty
four to fourteen were Shad White a TD run and
Jacksonville dominated at Atlanta thirty one nothing. Trevor Lawrence two
(33:54):
touchdown passes to tighten Evan Ingram in the late w
NBA game Minnesota over Las Vegas eighty seven seventy four
and the FISA Collier twenty seven points eighteen rebounds back
to you.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Thank you, Steve. The Jason Smith Show with my best
friend Mike Carmon Live the Tirech dot Com Studios. Okay,
so we got a little weird there, but that's okay.
It's a Friday, It's okay.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
A little Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Well, well, who would have thought that Mike Harmon not
knowing who Matt LeBlanc was, was gonna be the least
weird part of the last few minutes.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I heard.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I don't know. Again, you're not le Blanc, You're a
pop person.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
By the way, I just saw the replay of Otani's
home run. Talk about really screwing up the opportunity to
maybe go shake him down for an autograph ball or
have the security accost him like they did that woman
all those times.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Oh sure, sure, See like he hits it to right
center field, right off the guy's glove, oh right.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Back into the field to play. So Otani gets it
without having to give up anything.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Exit out about a Fresca exit swollen dome. The Jason
Smith Show with Mike Carbon live from the tirec dot Studios.
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Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
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Speaker 1 (35:57):
Fox Sports Radio, The Jason Smith Show with my best
friend Mike Harmon, I Love You All, a live from
the tirerac dot Com Studios Hell Look Show. Hey Otani
with a grand slam to win the game for the
Dodgers in the bottom of the ninth inning. We talked
about them last night a lot. Dodgers don't have a
lot of problems right now. They've gotten back, they've gotten healthy,
(36:19):
they figured out their starting pitching Flaherty as a leader,
and I got a lot of toughness. Otani may be
starting to get out of the funk he was in.
They're lining up as deep. They got no problems. Everything
is great. Otani's now forty home runs forty forty. Is
he gonna be fifty to fifty? That's the only thing now.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Is Otani gonna.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Be fifty to fifty? And all that's great and all.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
That that's a fantastic stuff. Final six weeks are gonna
be fun. Let's go but just for.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
A second, because as great as season as Otani has had,
he had a season similar to it last year. We've
seen that. We've seen Otani's great and this, and of
course pitching goes along with that. But tonight Aaron Judge
at his forty nine home run of the year for
the Yankees. Okay, and this is how great a season
he is having. All the Bobby wit Junior yet no stop.
(37:10):
If Aaron Judge stopped playing right now, if this was
it right, we're talking, this is August twenty third, Okay.
If he stopped playing right now, three thirty three batting average,
forty nine home runs, one hundred and nineteen RBI, his
war is over nine. If he stopped playing right now,
(37:32):
he would have finished with as good or a better
season than every American and National League MVP since a
Rod in two thousand and seven. Okay, he's already having it.
If he stopped playing right now, it's a better year
than the vast majority of players. The only few years
(37:53):
that's kind of close, like pool Hools in two thousand
and nine was forty seven, one thirty five. Okay, that
hit three twenty seven, Okay, but Judge already has more
home runs. He's almost there in RBI. That's that's really close.
There's other seasons that he's close to. Right. Cabrera in
twenty thirteen when he won the Triple Crown Stanton in
twenty seventeen. But those are close. Those are like, hey,
(38:16):
you know, you could kind of flip a coin the rest.
He's already has better numbers and a better war, better
home run batting average than everybody. You have to go
back to a rod In seven who was fifty four
one fifty six and at three fourteen, all right, his
war was just over nine. Okay, you have to go
(38:36):
all the way back to two that almost almost twenty
years to find a guy having an offensive season like this,
and judge, this is gonna be an even better season.
When he hit sixty two home runs two years ago,
he's gonna have better numbers than he did than he
did in that year. That's that's the kind of year
he is having. This is for all this I get
Bobby wit Junior is a great story. And he's a
(38:56):
phenomenal player, right, He's fantastic. He's so unbelieveably talented, and
the Royals are where they are and that's a great story.
But that's every Yeah, but that's it. Every You know,
Bobby with Junior can win another year. I mean, you're
talking about a guy that hasn't done this in nearly
twenty years. I mean, you got to give Aaron Judge credit.
And you're talking about a guy now who's like, Wow,
is Aaron Judge a first ballot Hall of Famer? Like
(39:18):
you look at what he's done, even though his career
hasn't been that long. Is he right now? Is he
a first ballot Hall?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
He is. Like if he stopped playing after this year,
I think Aaron Judge is a Hall of Famer. I
think he'd have to be. That's the kind of year
he has had so far this year, better than anybody
in baseball in either league in almost twenty years.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Just ridiculous to watch on a given day. It's you know,
the websites, did Aaron Judge homer today? Not often you
get to say that, yes, yes, And the only one
that's better is did the White Sox lose today?
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah? That's that's the only one that comes close.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
So you know, those are those are sure things, but
it's the just the the idea of what he started
the year at right. First, one hundred at bats, he
hit two twenty with eleven extra base hits, seventeen RBI,
six home runs, struck out thirty two times out of
that those one hundred at bats and now three sixty one,
(40:17):
four oh nine, three eighteen. Thus far in August he's
hitting four forty four. He's already got fourteen extra base
hits and nineteen RBI this month. The Bobby wit Junior
thing is interesting for the fact that, all right, so
I jumped on board, you know, and thought they'd be better,
I mean, coming off one hundred and six loss season,
(40:38):
not expecting greatness. But then they're hanging around. So like
when we did the All Star break and we started
looking towards the second.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Half, I'm like, they could win this division.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Now if they do, you start looking at him twenty
five twenty six bat in three forty eight with almost
one hundred RBI. The Royals haven't been relevant and since well, sorry, buddy, that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
World's twenty fifteen. No, and I get that, but just
because they haven't been relevant. Look, look, it's not like
Aaron Judge doesn't have the Yankees at the top of
the al I get it.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
But also the expectations for the Yankees are there for
the Royals. That's why I keep bringing up George Brett
to remember that they've had greatness in the past.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
But I needn't get you guys out of hit again.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I can't give it to Bobby Wit Junior just because
it's a heartwarming story. Oh he's an MVP. Why his
story is more heartwarming than Aaron Judge. It's an unbelievable season.
Aaron Judge is having an even more unbelievable season. How
about they just fight? Who would you take in that?
Aaron Judges like six ' nine.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Well, if Bobby Witt could get inside.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Like Tyson, he would get in, Like yeah, you can
take away the reach advantage to a.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Degree exit out out of Fresca exit swalling down. The
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