09/25/2025 - Crescent

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kid Chris Show, and it's that time we talked to
our buddy John Mataie to give us heads up on
the stuff that's happening out there as far as saving
our cash.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now, you guys doing doing good.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I feel bad for every dude over the next year
who has to buy a girl a ring. I feel bad.
It used to be you know, you went to them
all you got yourself a ring with a little diamond
in there. In the past few years, people have been
getting the lab grown. But now Tat just mucked everything up.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh good, everything up.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because she has started a whole new trend and engagement
rings there. Have you seen her ring?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
John?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
What kind of question is that I have zoom doing
on it? I've saved photos of knockoff rings.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Why why counted the stones? Right? It costs what five
hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I think easily easily easily so even jewelers that have
weighed in on how much that they think it is
just by looking at photos of it.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I would think she would get a bigger one
than that.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I think it might be worth over a million. Well,
I mean I've seen different take on it, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
So it's it's but it's done. If it's set a
whole new trend because it has a large stone in
the center, it's got diamonds all around it. And the
trend now, and this has really cemented it, are the
long kind of rectangular rings.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know, for all the guys who bought their lady
a little round princess cut diamond. Oh no, you gotta
get rid of that.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
You've got to get her one that's elongated and kind
of like a either an oval or a rectangle and
looks like it's, oh, you know, five carrots or something.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Because you know, ladies, remember not all of the guys
are playing in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, no, no, no, it's not true, Sarah. You know,
love is how much you spend. It cannot I can
absolutely love is how much you spend. That's what we've learned.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The good news is here. It doesn't have to be
that center stone doesn't have to be a diamond anymore.
The center stone can be a staff fire, could be
a toepaz.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
How about a headstone. How you're going to end up
if you have too many demands, If you.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Get your lady a ring that doesn't have a diamond
in the in the middle. And let's say it's like,
you know, a green stone in the middle. You know,
guys are not going to think that she's engaged, and
they're all going to hit up on her.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
If I see a green diamond, that means go okay,
so get the diamond color, right, guys, Chris is.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Free to hit up on them. So the other thing
that's getting expensive these days, and I want to tell
you about vegetables getting priceier because the food from South
America in Mexico has that terraft thing on it. And
we would talk to a guy at Finley Market, one
of the big vendors of Finley Market. He's like, I'm
not selling asparagus anymore because I would have to charge
like ten dollars a pound for asparagus. Wow, he says,

(02:54):
nobody's gonna buy that. I don't know, do you guys
like asparagus? Like I really like the mood, get you
in the mood, a little romance.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It doesn't do that turned me on.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I just think it's gonna smell. I'm gonna smell it
later when I teach you. That's about it.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, the thing with the you're gonna smell it all night. Yeah,
I don't know that that's a turned on. Some people
say sprigs is, but I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, John Matterie is always the guy to give us
that hookup. And of course on John Maturice's money on Facebook.
It's the only Facebook page I actually follow on my
personal Facebook, and of course on Channel nine, John made Reice.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
We will do it again next week. Thank you, my man,
Thank you buddy.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
All right, great you guys, thank you, thank you too.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What's up? What's going on out there?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'm a little rough out there this morning with the
weather and I'm.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Supposed to get nice again.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Though our Reds.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Couldn't get it done again last night and extra inning.
Oh well, oh they're back at it today.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Maybe it's not over. It's not over, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Aside from baseball, our friends at Spirit Halloween.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, they've been there since August.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I love me some Spirit alloyed.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
My husband and I went a couple of weeks ago
and they have gone above and beyond.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
This thing looks like a haunted house now.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
But they're talking about the trends for twenty twenty five.
What's everyone wearing for the holidays? So if you're trying
to figure it out. Maybe this will give you some ideas.
We've got the.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Top eight here. Uh K pop groups.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
The problem is, though you know.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
What that is. I had to look it up. I'm
sure you do because you have daughters.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yes, that's the thing is. I'm an adult, so I
don't dress up.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm an adult and I do dress up. I love
me some Halloween.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Are you sure you're an adult.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
According to my driver's license.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yes, and I feel old, but I'm still a kid
when it comes to Halloween.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
But the K pop group thing, I guess it's Asian musicians.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Guess it is, Yes, yeah, yeah, they're like they're they're
like Asian boy bands.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
So if you're looking for a group costume, I guess
that one is really trendy. With Wicked being so big
right now, new movie coming out in a couple of months,
Witches are very in.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
And if you're a look Halloween every year.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
But this year they're saying, grab your pink and your green,
go with your bestie as either Glinda, Alphaba, whatever. Animation
coming to life is really big this year. I saw
a lot of like SpongeBob costumes. Yeah, those were kind
of all over spirit Halloween heroes as symbol.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
None of us is really new.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I mean, this is what they say are the top ones.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
They say with the reboot of the Fantastic Four, Superman out,
Spider Man, the stretchy suits for everyone.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Pregnant man. That's not a good Halloween costume.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I bet you could make that really good.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Chris, I dressed up as a nun one year, and
was that the last time you dressed up?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, that was what we had our Halloween thing at Bogart's.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
That was years ago. When we would you dress.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Up for your kids, like, if they wanted to do
some sort of family costume.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Well, I guess. I mean I still have that outfit.
I think I gave it to my daughter. I don't Yeah,
if they wanted me to, I guess.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
But yeah, family costumes are always in, especially when it
comes to doing like a movie theme popular this year
Jurassic Park, Happy Gilmour, and Star Wars. I love a
good family costume. I mean, this is all, this is
what's in. These are the top eye according to.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
This article that came out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Either came out yesterday, or it came out in nineteen
ninety five, or came out nineteen.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Eighty five, but you know that the nineties or so
back restaurant styles and movies. Yeah, pop artists, they say
pink owen is in wear pink, but make it scary
like they've got a lot of pink, glittery ghost face
masks and things like that.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
If you're having a Galloween party.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh, because I figured you would be Chris with all
of the girls in your life.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know what, I I this would be my well,
it won't be my first time living in an apartment complex,
but the apartment I live in, there's a lot of
kids in the area.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I wonder if they do Halloween.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I feel like apartment complexes don't usually have trick or treat.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I hope not.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Anytime I've lived in an apartment or a condo, I
never get trick or tread.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Because I have two doors, and I hope they don't
walk around and come to both.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't see that happening for you.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
We're better off just going to your house and hanging
out in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, if you want to see trick or treat, I'll
just go to Starbucks and wait till it's over.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Cranky, because I don't want to spend the whole night
before putting razor blades and all the camera.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, that's always and.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm cutting my fingers, you know, it's hard.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
It's a whole bit.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Did I remember my parents always going through all my
candy feeling it up. I'm like, why'd you pocket those
recy cups? My Mom's like, I think these have something
going on in them. Yeah, I think that was you
one of them.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
That was the first scary viral thing that came out
when I was a kid was the razor blades and
the candies And I think that was made up at
some parent thing just so they can go through your
candy and eat it.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I think it was. It was fake, absolutely, yeah, it
never was real.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
The last two on this list, we've got Wednesday Atoms
with the new season of that, and Squid Games Okay,
super easy and comfy.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
We're a matching tracks who.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Put a number on it, and those are the top
eight trending for Halloween this year.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
And nothing in that list is new other than what
you just said there.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Squid Games and.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Games has been popular for a couple of years. Wednesday
Adams still popular for a couple.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I know, but Wednesday Adams is like that's it's a
re re tread. You know that's a remake, right and
and K pop is new. So only two things in
there are original ideas as far as a new pop
culture things. Everything else is.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, that's new.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
When I was at Spirit Halloween, I saw a lot
of like the glam scary masks.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's a new thing.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
So there you go, like everything else is being a retread,
like It is coming out again, but it's on HBO Max.
But now they're doing Welcome to Dairy and it's like
a new series. It's coming out for Halloween where it's
a prequel to how the IT character came about.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh, I'm all in on that, me too. I'm excited
for it.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
And I love a good IT costume. I like when
the girlies make the IT costumes sexy too, clouds.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's a season of just throw sexy in front of it.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
You can make anything sexy.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Serial killer, sexy girl taking a you know, produce didn't
be taking a cute.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
We got to get out of those.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
This is me with leprosy, sexy leprosy sports.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
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Speaker 1 (10:21):
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Speaker 2 (10:24):
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Speaker 7 (10:31):
Let's see Spencer Horwitz with a run scoring double in
the eleventh. The Pirates beat the Reds last night four
to three, preventing Sincy from gaining ground in that National
League wild card race.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
No.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
The Reds rallied a two run deficit heading into the eighth,
using a pair of home runs to force extra innings,
and the eighth Novelli Marte stepped up with an inside
the park home run, and in the night Tyler Stevenson
clubbed one out to tie it. Then they trailed in
a tenth again to come back again at three three
on a Gavin Lucksack fly since he three and twelve

(11:03):
this season in extra inning games. A long time before that,
it was Hunter Green and Paul Skeens. They both matched
each other. Green allowed two runs, five hits, seven strikeouts
over six innings and the Reds are one in eight
a career. Wise, when against Pittsburgh when Green's on the mound,
Skins allowed four hits, seven strikeouts and six innings.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Dude Skeens is one big dude gets a done match.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh yeah, he is tough.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
They look for a to avoid a series sweep. Today
twelve forty game time Wild Card Chase Cubs ripped the
Mets ten to three. Dodgers beat Arizona in eleven, five
to four, so the Reds and d Backs remain a
game back in the Mets for that final playoff spot
now with four to go.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Bengals update.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Bengals back on the practice squad today, get ready for
Monday Night's contest up against the Broncos in Denver. Nine
former Bengals are listed as nominees for the Pro Football
Hall of Fame class of twenty twenty six. Willie Anderson,
Gino Ginoo Atkins, also Corey Dyllon, Chad Ocho, Cinco Johnson,
Lorenzo O'Neil, Justin Smith, a j Hawk, to Keyo Spikes

(12:08):
and James Harrison. Also on that list of Shawn Alexander
and Luke Keighley. And Thursday Night Football has Seattle and Arizona.
What about Eddie van Halen, He's not on a Bengal
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Speaker 2 (12:45):
It's never a joke, is it? It ain't no remember
yeah one O two seven W.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
E b N.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I'm so excited for this.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Sarah Lisa on the phone.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I've been excited for this because I love bigfoot stuff,
alien stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh, it's so good. David Huggins is on the phone.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
David Huggins lost his innocence to a alien.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Stop it right now by the name of Crescent.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Now did he name her Crescent or did she tell him?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't know. We'll find out.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
David is on the phone right now, and he was
a youngster when he met.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
We'll get the story.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Are you there, David, David, are you there? Yes, Good
morning and welcome to the Kid Chris Show. Take us
through the incident with you and Crescent.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Well that was kind of strange. I was having all
these weird fear experiences as a child on a farm
in Polden County, Georgia, and I would run to my mother,
my father and I would say, hey, there's something else
the born or there's something in the field, and they
was say quit making things up. Then one day I
come roaming running home and I remember saying, hey, there's

(14:07):
something else at the barn again. And my mother gets
very upset about it, and she says, boy, quit making
up things. And she gave me a whipping like you
would not believe.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
Later that day, that afternoon, I was out walking around
in the forest. I get you, any shady area in
the woods, and there is this woman sitting under a tree.
She gets up and she comes over to me, and
I'm looking at her and I find her the very
very strange looking and she says, lay down. I lay

(14:41):
down on the ground. I get my pants down and
she gets on top of me, and then she starts
moving her body and I reached my climax and that
was it. And I'm looking at her. I'm looking at everything,
and I don't know what to think. Then I passed out.

(15:02):
When I wake up, I don't know. It could have
bet five to ten minutes later. I don't remember a thing.
All I know is that or death.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, if you don't remember a thing, how did how
did you just tell.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Us, Oh that happened years later.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh, it came to you later on? Oh yeah, Now,
did you have leaves stuck in your butt?

Speaker 6 (15:23):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Did you have leaves stuck in your butt?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
I didn't know. I wasn't interested in that, I am
I was.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Did you don't don't don't go yet. How many of
these aliens did you end up puking up with?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Well, there were times where they just collected my seamen,
But I do know there were maybe three or four
of the women which I had sex with.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Did you ever go to like the alien crescents, like
alien apartment or anything, to their ship?

Speaker 6 (15:55):
I have been on a type of ship, but also
I have been underground something.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh like in caves something like that. Yes, my goodness.
Did Crescent ever get jealous of the other alien brods?

Speaker 8 (16:09):
No?

Speaker 6 (16:10):
They never did. She never did.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
These women, these alien women you had sex men, David,
did they ever compliment your your your love stick?

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did Crescent, the alien that you made love to, did
she ever compliment your pork whistle, your womb broom?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
No?

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I'm really a drill. I really don't want to fool the.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Round your lap lizard David, this is not a jar.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Nothing is going to be a nice conversation.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's drawing the line.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Bye bye.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yes, tell them that upset to you is uh those things,
but saying that you.

Speaker 10 (17:01):
Got it on with a an alien kill set that
I had to hear about the steps with an alien,
getting the pants down, getting on tall guys out of
his mind.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Pork Whistle was find these people, Criz, Well.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
It's on the it's on the internet thing. Pork whistles
where he draws draws the line. But you know, pulling
down your pants and getting on on top of Crescent,
is it that that?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's fine?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Crescent is crazy?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
You know what I picture is like you know when
you go to King's Island and you play the game
to win, like one of those blow up.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Aliens Green, That's probably what it was.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
I just picture this guy like making out.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
With a blow up with a blow up alien and
you hear it in the woods pops Yeah what a psycho.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
And the guy's in his like he sounds one hundred
years old. I think he's got his damn mind.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
This is where I draw the line, really, because you're
having sex of blow up aliens.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Saying you've been on ships and below ground.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Our phone number is five one three seven seven. It's
how you get on the air with us here call her?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Who are you my Rob? What up? Rob? Welcome to
it many.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I was just calling because of this guy with the alien. Uh.

Speaker 9 (18:29):
I've seen some.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Like homeless mesas and they kind of look like aliens.
I think one of them might have said the advantage
of his mother.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh yeah, the last guy we talked to, h he
had hooked up with an alien named Crescent, which is
probably one of the greatest names ever. Uh for an alien,
I guess. But yeah, you're making a good point.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Maybe it was a honestly, that makes way more sense.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, so you're saying this guy, when he was like
a teenager or whatever, he stumbled upon a homeless encampment
and maybe it was a methad that took advantage of.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Them, and then they started passing them around.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
You know, maybe didn't he say blacked out after?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, so maybe he was on it as well.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah he hadn't been.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
On something to tell this ridiculous story, who knows.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, it was a great acting like a zombie.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
It was a great story though, and I feel upset
that I h that he had to leave us.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Away. Yeah, well, but he.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Can handle alien sex, he just can't handle the wrath
of kid.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Chris, that's right, Yeah, the wrath of trying to have
some fun with the guy. He wanted to be serious
about his alien sex exactly.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
It's all business with him.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's funny about those guys.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
They want to come on and tell their stories and uh,
they don't expect to be criticized. The same with the
guys that they are. They're big around here in the
Midwest and stuff. The guys like alien guys and uh,
guys that like will go in empty houses and uh,
they'll sit there all night long with those cameras.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Trying to find a ghost.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, and then then they'll hear like a noise. I
just go like, HiT's a ghost. Yeah, they'll go, do
you hear that? It just got cold in here?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
It got cold. I'm shivering. That is some that's a ghost. Like, dude,
it's two in the morning.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
It is going to be a little bit colder than
when you started this venture at eight o'clock at night.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
And then for any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
But the bigfoot guys are big too around here. Oh yeah,
and they get money.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
We blame all that on home. They get to blame
for everything, because who else you're gonna blame? I mean, sad.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Thanks for the call, brother, Yeah, thanks.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I was reading this article about our alien sex friend.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yes, I guess there have been over a One of
his buddies is calling him out over a thousand vh
VHS tapes in his house on sci fi alien stuff,
fantasy horror films, vh S tape stacked of alien stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh oh, oh, well, maybe he's doing research. He's trying
to find Crescent. I think he's just getting ideas of
what to dell the media. Oh I see, but who knows.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Yeah, his buddy, he's got this article out about him.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh so now his friends are turning on him. He
probably got paid. Gosh, I hope we weren't duped.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
You know, like three hours into our morning and I
just realized we are wearing the same hat.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, we're twinning. Yeah, but mine's all beat up. Mine
looks like I got run over by a truck. But
I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Look, that's why I love this hat, my Red's hat.
It's all beat up. This is the best head they
ever gave me.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
You know what this is?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
You know the Reds are beat up too.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
And I bought that one for you.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
No, this is my old one.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, i don't have the newest one on, so I've
had this one for like twenty years.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, because mine is all beat up and I bought
it I could wear it, you know, because Ryan was
all beat up. And then when I got it, I
was like, you know, I'm going to give this to Sarah.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I did because I like mine and I'm like, you know,
and she wanted one.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
I'll always take a new Red's hat, That's right. I
just wish this team could actually win.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, but aside from our Reds, I feel like we
haven't talked about.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
The Pope in a while.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
He's due.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Here's a really good dude, our White Sox fan from Chicago.
So Pope Leo was making the headlines. In a recent interview,
he was asked about all the AI stuff and he
said he would support and he said asking if he
would support someone making an AI version of him because

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people were like, I want to chat with the Pope.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I want to get a chance to have a conversation
with him.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Pray with them, get advice whatever, and the poet said
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Basically responded with as close to a hell no as
a pope can.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
But he can't blame them, ag double hockey sticks.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
I'm sure that's exactly what he said.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
So, yeah, the Pope said, if there's anybody who should
not be represented by an avatar, I would say the
Pope is pretty high on that list.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, no AI stuff of Leo. I don't think that's
going to go over well.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, you know, uh, there was a year years ago.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Remember the old pictures of the other Pope, the Pope
before him, and he was walking around with that big.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Puffy coat and all that stuff. Yeah, those were hilarious.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
I mean there's a lot of AI images of Pope
Leo out there.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah. Well, now that he said that, now it's going
to ramp up. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
But it's a good question.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
I mean, there's millions of people that will never have
a chance to have a conversation with them, So why
not shoot your shot and say, hey, would you be
willing to do an AI thing.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
The only person that seems to have.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
The stroke to have any AI stuff pulled down was
Taylor Swift when those those naughty AI pictures came out.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh yes, down quick.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, but they were kind of I mean they looked
she she had some stroke to pull them.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
But they looks faked. They look so fake, but they
were they were kind of cool. You need to get laid.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
So the book, the Pope is also saying that this
whole tech evolution should happen alongside humanity, not at its expense.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, well he do not agree with that more.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
He needs to wipe his eyes. And I remember who
he's talking to, normal people.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, this is not going to be used in a
good way.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I mean, it is a good question though, and it's
it's good that he's talking about the whole AI thing
and but yeah, we're not going to be seeing that
anytime soon.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
No conversations with AI Leo.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Our company was funny when it started ramping up there,
like listen and they said out Remember they said out
an email.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
No, and don't use this AI stuff. Okay, like Chris
has been doing this.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah before it was AI.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
They're like, don't use this AI stuff. They set up
the email because they're like, don't use it. Before us
we got to figure out a way to get rid
of you first, don't try to figure out how to
get rid of us with it.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, we got to do like the reverse psychology. Give
us to give us a chance to learn.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Let us figure out how to get rid of you.
Don't use it on us works or not. Let's listen
to a disc jockey losing still live on the air.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
So you know, I'm just breaking down here because I
don't know if you know my story, but like in
the last year, I've.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
I lost the love of my life to a divorce
that's in progress right now. I went through a Chapter
seven bankruptcy and I hit rock bottom in every part
of my life this year and just in a month.
Just how special you guys who made me feel? It's
just less and I'm living proof that if you you know,

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Carrie Underwood says it, Jesus take the wheel and.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Sorry, I gotta find a winner.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
I'll be back in five minutes with a winner on
someone going to Brad plays.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm crying like a little baby.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
Gosh darted The Kate Chris Show on one O two
seven EBN, EBN.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's the Kid Chris Show. It's the twenty fifth of September.
It's Brian Dunkleman's birthday today. Are you excited about that?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Brian Dunkleman, Go ahead, please explain.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
He was the other host. There were two hosts for
American Idol. It was Ryan Seacrest and Brian Duncle.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
A guy that looked like a Kendle. Yes, I forgot
all about that dude.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yes, he quit after the first season because he thought
the show was stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh my gosh, he's probably looking back like you idiots.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
You mentioned Sarah that you and your family like grew
up watching Happy Days. Oh yeah, Patsy's birthday is today?
Oh nice, answered Williams.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yep. Mark Hamill's birthday is today. It is Luke Skywalker.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
It would have been Christopher Reeves's birthdays today, but he's dead.
Isn't it crazy that that guy survived what he survived,
which was that horrible accident on a horse.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
And all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
I can't even imagine.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I would be like, and it was so I mean,
it's great that he would go around and talk to
people about stem cell research and all that stuff. And
here's a guy that he couldn't even he had to
move his chair and stuff with his mouth. I would
be like, just kill me.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, that's not living like you're alive. But you're not
out there living life. You're a lump. Yeah, you got
to take me on at that point.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
There's two theories that I live by, which is leave
me alone, leave me out of it, and the one
we talked about the other day is you know, if
either I'm getting paid or laid and I'm not going
to get either one.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
If I'm just a lump in a chair, so're it,
it's goodbye.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
You can't do anything right, that's just life as a husband,
because honestly, no guy can do anything right.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
If my husband does so many right things. But as
soon as.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Something isn't, that's the big thing. It's hell, you gotta
pay Today. It's National one Hit wonder Day. All right,
tell me if you know these Okay, these are like
the top five?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Uh you know this one.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's a that's one that you and your mom would
dance you had a wedding.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
The catwalks.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, while it's right, said Fred, I'm too sexy. I
think these guys are gay. I get that feeling. Play
the hook, that's it.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Sexy fo Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Well, I am too sexy. That's the beginning of the song.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's a regular verse, but all this one here, this
is the song I hear right when I get in
the elevator here at the radio station. It opens up
and I slowly come walking out all the smoke, the
fog machine right in.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Your track suit.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
This reminds me of.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Shopping at mcgallpins if you know, you know, I don't mcallpins.

Speaker 10 (29:05):
Is what.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Dillard's used to be, Okay, not pac Son. Pac Son
is still a thing.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
They're kind of coming back. They're kind of making a comeback.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Pac Son used to pick piss me off because I
would go there and I would go and I would
buy like an extra large shirt and I go home
and put it on and beat my belly be sticking
out of too large.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Like I guess I'm not a surfer boy. Here's like
this is uh.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All right here, Oh, I'm doing the He's out of order,
but like, okay, here's this is number three as far
as national one hit.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Wondered you know this?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
This is Spirit in the Sky by Norman green bamb
in nineteen sixty nine. That sucks for this guy, Norman
green Bomb, because but he was growing up in high
school No girl was walking up and down the hallways
of his high school, going.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Oh, I'm dating Norman green Bomb.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
I do know.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Oh, come on with that name.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
There's a lot of hot dudes out there with ugly names.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
He sat in his basement learning to play guitar and
write songs, and then all he came up with was
one hit.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
That's probably all that's all he needed. And then there's
uh this Joe goes to the right here.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I am.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, I didn't know whoever.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I knew this.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I know the song, but I didn't know the name
of the band, Steeler's Wheel. Yeah, I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I looked up Norman green Bomb.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, go ahead, nothing, Yeah exactly, I didn't. I don't
even know what the guy looks like.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And I could have told you that, No girl, let
me see him, No girl, he's like a hippie Jesus exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
No girl was saying, oh, I.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Don't know what he looked like in high school.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hey, Nancy, exactly, Hey, Nancy, who you going to the
problem with Norman green Bomb?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
No you're not. Hey, I look back at my roster.
It ain't too cute. Yeah, but none of them look
like Norman green bomb. You don't know that? Please the
spirited guy. He was in his baceycleing, scoot these pitches.
I'm gonna write a song that's the spirit on the radio.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Uh, here's the last one, you know, this one when
I was at the radio and that s on was baked,
people call him?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Can you please? That song? You know, sugar but sugar
thing would be there stuck there going what's song?

Speaker 8 (32:01):
You know?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Should I keep going?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Sugar Baby? That one? She was the one that sings it. Well,
it's oh it's crazy town. It was yeah, exactly. Wait,
didn't that guy just he died your deed? But you know,
you know, sugar Baby, who's ex a one? What's a flash?
Sugar Baby? Sugar Baby still slaps. I still like, oh god,

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sugar Baby,