September 29, 2025 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Obviously, the big thing is the Cincinnati I want the
I gotta pull up the clips. We got to get
them from the segment of everybody flipping out in the
in the locker room. I saw pictures of the locker
room after the Red celebration, and how rude is that
to be in up in Milwaukee in trash or locker
room and not even clean up after.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know what, Someone's got to do it. I don't
know who had to get it done, maybe the.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Mets, but clean up the Brewers locker room.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, why not.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I have a friends that I grew up with that
are Mets fans that are watch.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Your coalk you should and I feel like air right now.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I feel like every Reds fan should be sending the
Marlins some sort of fank you gift because they are
a big reason while we are going into the postseason.
Of course, we got it done with one hundred and
sixty one other games, but yeah, wow, it came down
to the final one and the Mets couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's the same way the Bengals got into the Super
Bowl that one year. It's other people's best.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We don't need to bring that up. We don't need
to bring that up.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think we need to focus on how exciting this
is for our city, the Cincinnati Reds and Tito's first year.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sarah.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If you go back to the beginning of the season,
I said, I love that Tito guy. I love his
chi around him, his aura.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
He's a guaranteed winning season.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But here is the thing, Sarah, last, if I were
to present this to I am going to present this
to you if it had to be one or.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The other Reds World Series, Baby Reds or Bengals Reds
World Series, and I stand by that this is a
baseball town.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
It always has been. Yeah, we had our run with
Joe Burrow, but.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I think this is so much more meaningful.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Joe, in my heart, it's yeah, he can't do much
with that broken toe right now, but but in my heart,
I just feel like there is a little bit more
special of a place for for the Reds.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So this is really cool. I was crying all sorts
happy to yours. I'm right, I'm on.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This high right now growing up here, and this is
this is our this is the only team I've ever
cheered for.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So that means later in the week you're going to
be up late all night and then you're gonna come.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh yeah, Tuesday night nine oh eight, first pitch in
l A. Wednesday night nine oh eight first.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But don't forget, you do have a job.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh could I forget?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But I can't talk about the Reds unless I stay
up and watch the Ruds play.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You know that highlights an't going to do a justice,
you know?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah? You know that you could get everything the next morning,
including the the actual live the score. You can get everything.
I will know just as much as you, and I
will be in bed at eight thirty and good for you. Yep,
and I will and I'll know.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's a better person than me.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't find somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I will stay up with the fans. I'm so excited
for take a lot of naps.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
This is a sleep on my Cincinnati Ruds. It's only
two games out of an entire year. It's worth losing
out on some sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, we'll see. It's a kid Chris show. Our phone
number is five one three seven four nine one o
two seven. That gets you on the radio with us.
I have nothing to give away, so I'm not expecting
to hear from anybody today. Let's put the party one in.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Enough of that's you doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You keep saying it's Ai. It's not. No, it's not
that's you. I can tell you where that clips from.
You were talking talking about food. You were talking about
fast food, and he went, I'm not grabbing it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay. I do get kind of romantic about fast food.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But when it works together, when you go, hey, Sarah, Christopher.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Don't make it weird, something you can get excited about.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, you're a dork. The's Cincinnati Reds.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I thought that at the end of September we would
be talking about the Reds instead of the Bengals.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
The Bengals do plate and I am. By the way, yeah,
I heard that they're in Denver.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Anyways, anyways, Yeah, so you can watch it on who
Cares dot com eight fifteen kick.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Offs, Go Jake Browning.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Anyways, what's funny is ESPN tweeted out watch Joe Burrow
and the cinema. Yeah. Yeah, well, because again they probably
they just set up they schedule. Tweeted it over.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
The they don't do it, Evie. We're always love, always
going to bring you the latest bunch of idiots. So
after the Reds lost in Game one sixty two. It
didn't even matter.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Hey, but they won the first that first game. They
smelled it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Got the first two.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yep, they so they took this series from the Brewers.
And we all know by now they were in Milwaukee
when they got this done, and they were all scoreboard watching.
So when they knew that the Mets had lost, they
knew they had clinched right away. Were you watching the
broadcast When Jim Day was like, oh, we are live
and we just got the news that the Mets lost.
The Marlins won, and he put on his goggles to
(05:40):
go get ready in the clubhouse to go celebrate with
the team and the champagne.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, that's cool. I love Jim. It's cool, you know.
I don't. I honestly prefer watching or listening to the
Reds on the radio. I am a Cowboy fan.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Cowboys awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, And also I am a fan of you know,
and there's change. I don't like change, and I'm like
a lot of people and I'm I'm setting my ways
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But also the city with Marty Brenneman, it's hard to
it's hard to, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And but Tommy Thrall, I think does a good job
now that he's settled in or I have changed, I
don't know, but anyway, so it's been five years now. Yeah,
so I've I prefer listening to to UH to sports
on the radio. I enjoy it. I like hearing the
you know and UH, I do UH football, though I
do a love on television they do a great job.
(06:32):
But anyway, so I I enjoyed listening to it on
the radio baseball, so I don't watch it on television. Sorry,
long long answer there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So I guess in Milwaukee it was kids Run the
Bass day after that game, so the Reds had to
wait to celebrate, you know, to pile on to the
field and go see their families and the fans that
were in the stands for them.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Hell with that, go tumble the kids, so move out
the way. Yeah, beat it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So I guess after the field had cleared, the Reds
were able to celebrate on the field, and the Brewers
put up a nice little surprise for them on the
video board.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh that's cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So on the video board it was, you know, a
picture of the Cincinnati Reds like a team pic, and
across it said clinched.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So I thought that was a classy gesture done by
the Brewers. They didn't have to do anything like that,
and that was nice that way the families could come
on the field and take the photos and and just
bring the mess out there onto the field. But who
cleans all this stuff up in the locker room and
on the field with the champagne and the beers and
the cigars. I got no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Didn't you say that should like?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I think it should be the Mets. Yeah, misery loves company.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, the Mets. It's funny about the Mets is.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
A hard time yesterday, Yeah, whole weekends.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I know a lot of people in where I grew
up in Upstate New York and stuff that are either
it's up for baseball. You're either a a Yankees fan
or a Mets fan. And I know a lot of
Mets fans and this is always the case. It's always
a huge kick in the balls and.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Just kind of spiraled towards the end of this season.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, this was a I mean, this was like pulling
the football away from Charlie Brown. Oh, well, sucks to suck,
I know this. I mean for Cincinnati, this has been
it's always been that. So for Cincinnati. This is huge.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cincinnati fans deserve this so much. Just enjoy every second
of this.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And I guess in Miami when the Mets were playing
the Marlins, the Mets were down four to nothing in
the eighth and they started playing the theme from w
KRP in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Which I mean, I get that as far as taunting,
but as far as living in Cincinnati, I hate that
because every time I tell somebody I'm from Cincinnati or
I live in Cincinnati, they go, oh for dark.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, but it's just like the most familiar I know,
but most people recognize.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That just because I work in radio in Cincinnati. It's
not where h.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Some fun fat Cutting into the postseason, the Reds became
the first team in MLB history to reach the postseason
in a full one hundred and sixty two game season
without a single qualifying batter hitting I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Seventy, which is yeah, but that's our cool stats.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No, this is just crazy, Like it just goes to
show you like sometimes these things don't matter. I know, yeah,
math doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
We're not welcome into this.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's a fresh start. It's like everybody's starting. I know
it's from spring training.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now, you really have to go in and win the
whole goddamn thing.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Absolutely, you're thirteen wins away.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, you gotta go in and just smash it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Without a picture, winning fifteen games and without a picture,
recording two hundred strikeouts.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yep. So now the.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Teamwork makes the dream work. They all came together, they
made it happen.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
So now all the dirtbags on TV are going to
be like, well, the Cincinnati Reds, I mean, this is
just math got him into this. So this is the
you know, these guys really don't matter. It's going to
be all that kind of stuff. So now it's like,
now you got to go in there and just really
rub it in everybody's face.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is the underdog. We are the underdog in this
entire thing. Yeah, three teams made it in for each
wildcard at the al NL, and we are one of them.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Now, being one of those guys that barely got out
of high school and being with this, having this face
and getting into radio and all that stuff, I will
definitely be cheering for that. As far as an underdog
in my entire life, the genetic gene pool that I'm
from and all that stuff, I will watch these Reds
and hopefully watch them go all the way.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I just wish we didn't have to watch them so
late at night. Yeah, well you got the Guardians playing
at like one in the afternoon. I'm like, well, damn,
why couldn't we get that?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah wow, but that's Cleveland. Yeah, yeah, we don't care
about them.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But they still have a cool story though, getting into
the playoffs. But anyways, yeah, go Reds.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's really fun driving in this morning on you know,
already seeing the billboards clinched and everything in red and
it's you know, just an excited time.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, you know, honestly, this is where that I'm not
a fan of the whole going back in time and
grabbing people's old tweets and all that stuff. But I
think people who were always counting these guys out now
that are all tweeting them about them and stuff, huh,
they should go back and just eliminate those people, because
there are those people that are tweeting now are going
oh yeah, hell yeah after that.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You know what a lot of guys that work arounds
here thought that they were done.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, well those are which ones the zillions of talk
show fans that we have around here. The sports guys,
there's a thousand of them that just read the same
twitter over and over and over again and they get paid.
Don't even get me going on that anyways, Wait till
I introduce an AI that can do what exactly what
they do?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
All right, Well, we're not going to do that because
we can talk about our Cincinnati.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
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Speaker 2 (12:05):
Not in Bengals stripes, but and in Red and Wies today.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hit it. Yeah, what's up, seg Man? You okay over there?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I know you're not very exciting.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
The Reds lost that regular season finale four to two
to the brew Crew yesterday, but still reach says playoffs
because the Mets just fell apart yes in the fall
of the Marlins four nothing, So Cincinnati's in the postseason
now for the first time since twenty twenty. Let's go
and the Reds open that wild card playoff tomorrow night,
game one of the best of three against those Dodgers
(12:50):
in Los Angeles. The pitching matchup looks like it's going
to be Blake Snell against Hunter Green and so the
game time is at nine o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Will you stay up for that one?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't know. We'll see why. I only take a
day to day around here. That's about it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
One game at a time.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Write that down.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Never heard that one in a while? Went the Reds went?
The Reds went one in five versus LA this season.
They lost two or three at home again and GABP
in July and and swept in three games in LA
in August. That doesn't matter, but you know it's postseason. Yeah,
let's see Bengals up against the Broncos today Monday night
football action at Mile High Stadium in Denver.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't know what it's called now.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
The action at eight fifteen right here on the home
and it hits one O two seven.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We b n Can we just play a Pink Floyd album?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Can we just action?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
AFC North?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yesterday, Steelers go to three and one, beating those Vikings
at the Bengals couldn't do twenty four to twenty one.
Detroit routes Cleveland thirty four to ten. The Browns are
one and three. Kansas City whipped up on Baltimore thirty
seven to twenty. The Ravens are one and three. They
can't stop even me.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Ravens are not good.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
This year's unbelievable. Andy Mack Soccer FC Cincinnati and Orlando
City battle in a one to one draw last night,
Orlando scoring the equalizer in the second half stoppage time.
FC remained still second in the East, four points behind Philadelphia,
looking for that supporter shield.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We got FCC doing great things the Reds. This is
so much fun.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
And golf, the US team couldn't win it Hillbilly Golf
in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee over the weekend, and they tried
to come back, but they lose the Wrter Cup to
Europe fifteen to thirteen.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Dude, that was like some happy Gilmore stuff. That was
fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
A lot of f bombs on TV all over the place.
It was great.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, there was such a great crowd there at Bethpage Park.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
They'll probably never come back there again.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Unbelievable And.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
So yes, you know, don't celebrate.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, so you don't celebrate a Reds postseason going into
the postseason.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Hello my baby, Hello, my honey. Hell all my racks
on ja on fire.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
If you refuse me, Honey, you lose me, then you'll
be left.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You lo baby, telephone and tell me I'm your on.
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Speaker 7 (15:15):
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Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh yeah, and then yeah, we got drink.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
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Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cincinnati's got a winner.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Let's get it on on one O two seven, Sarah, Elise. I, Yes, we.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Got cameras on to make sure I got a cool
shirt on and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Wait what are you wearing today? Hold on, I haven't
even looked at you.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, I got it's my body count T shirt, So
I'm okay. I'm good today. If it's a dorky shirt,
I don't like having a cameras on.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I look like I'm ready to go to the ballpark
ripping in red stuff today?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Is uh? Well? This this weekend? Well, first of all,
this weekend, I saw the story that the West West
Nile virus is here in Cincinnati. So that's great news.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Do you think I have that I can't stop coughing?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, I have whatever you had or have, but you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Know, it's lingering around in this room.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah. And then this weekend I was, you know, hanging
out with the kid. They're okay, but they always have.
At the beginning of the year, my daughters were already
well one of them was already sick and missed school
and stuff. So they get they get whatever goes around school,
whatever happens so many coughs, they get it.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh immediately.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I was at the doctors on a Thursday morning, and
that's the first thing she said. She goes, well, the
kids are back at school and everything's spread and like COVID,
the flu, everything else.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
My daughter goes to Loveland and they had their homecoming
and they had it outdoors on the football field.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh really, yeah, it was I've never seen that before.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah. Yeah, they're and of course they're all on those
little extensive dresses and stuff and dancing and stuff out
there outdoors.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Why did do it outside?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. They have fun though, yes, And it's weird because
my daughter she got asked out by some dude to
go to that and you remember I showed you the pictures.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, and they all do it like a really cute
creative way.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah. Yeah, and then she ended up telling them no
so she could go with all her friends.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I know, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was like, whoh, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Oh I wonder what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't know, but I can't I can't connect to
that because I didn't go to any of these like.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Before, bros.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I guess so I spent my like homecoming and all
that stuff, sitting home, munch in three Stooges marathons and
all that. I didn't do any of.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
That speaks volumes.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, I never had a guy ask me in
a creative way. We were kind of just in agreeance,
like yeah, we're gonna go. But now they make posters
and show up with flowers and might put on a
whole parade.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
My daughter's intore like anime and stuff, and he made
this whole anime thing and all that and then presented
it to her. And I saw the picture of her
of this, and I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And then I made it special to her.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Wow, I always going to think about this forever. He'll
be fifty one, like you talking about.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It on a radio show. Yeah, angry, hanging up on
girls and stuff on the show, and I'd be like, damn,
my daughter created that when forever? And then also over
the weekend with my other daughter, we went and saw
that movie Strangers too. Oh, because look, I don't get
(18:34):
I never was into horror movies and all that stuff,
like Freddy Krueger and Halloween and all that until my
kids came along. And now that's all we do is
to go see these horror movies. And I saw The
Strangers the first one, So this is the second one,
and these are creepy. You got to check these ones out, Sarah,
because now you're checking them.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Out, I am.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
The Strangers movie, yeah, is really eery.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You're looking at it now, huh. Yeah. And this, yeah,
the second one is really it's a good sequel to
the first one, Okay. And then at the end, I mean,
because that's the thing. The ones when I was growing
up there were just kind of just gore, I guess.
And now there's these creepy storylines with these and they
keep going on and on, and then at the end
of the uh, at the end of the credits, there's
(19:21):
a good teaser to the third and I love when
they do that.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, that's actually really good to know. Yeah, this is
something that I do want to see in theaters. I
think scary movies are so much more fun when you
actually go out and see in the theater.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And I got you onto that movie weapons and now
you're like you deep dive into it.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Oh, I can't stop thinking of it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, it has been ruling my life for the past week.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm like, I need something else to keep me occupied.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I know. And what sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It'll stick with you for a bit, I really will.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And what's interesting about the world that we're in now,
where like on these streaming platforms is everything drops at once,
uh huh. And then when they make these great movies
like and then they green light to do like a
prequel or something and they release it, you're like, well,
where is it? What about now? And it's like, well, no,
we gotta make it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I know, like I need it now.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I need to find out while I care about this
so much, don't make me wait, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And it sucks waiting. And it's like you want them
to kind of hold it in or or you know,
get the green light before uh you know, they put
the first one out or whatever. But you know, they
don't know until it makes money obviously.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Right, Like with all of us waiting for Wicked Part two,
we staw have two months to go, and the movie
is already made.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's been ready for over a year, and we're like,
just release the damn thing already. You're just sitting on it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, but nobody's weren't nobody's slaughtering people in that and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I don't you don't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, Well, I'm not gonna gets a little wild. It's
crazy because my kids now, they don't want to see
anything but people getting slaughtered.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I don't know if that's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, it is. I'm fine with it. But my daughter's
like she I went with my youngest and we saw
this and then we're watching it and I look over
and she's curled up with her hoodie up over her
head watching it. And then as the music gets creepy
and stuff, she starts to put her hand it's up
over her ears, and she loves the jump scare stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah that's always fun.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah. Yeah, But they do such a good job and
the story is pretty awesome. It takes you all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Man, it's worth and it's kind of realistic too.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's really good those movies where those situations could actually happen. Yeah,
which makes it even more terrifying. It doesn't involve ghosts
or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
No, it's creepy people.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah yeah, showing up in the middle of the night.
Yeah yeah. And it's always raining and there's always.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Woods every single time.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it's always the woods.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Over the weekend, we've found out who is going to
be the halftime performer in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
This does nothing for me.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
See, you know what, I know him because of wrestling,
really Bad Bunny. He's always involved with wrestling.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
And as I heard that it was going to be
Bad Bunny, they announced it last night during the Packers game.
I was disappointed. I thought it was going to be
I thought it was going to be a pop girly.
It was kind of direction.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I did your aged. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I had to google Bad Bunny songs and I don't
know any of these songs.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And what's funny about this, Sarah, is you and you
don't believe me. And when I say you don't believe me,
you don't believe me, You're like, why would they turn
It's got to be huge money to do it. I'm like,
they don't get paid to do the super Bowl and
they don't. And they presented it to Taylor Swift and
you know why she turned it down.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
She said, no money, there's no money, no show. Yes,
And I told you they do that as a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
There's no money to super Bowl. Yeah, you don't get
paid to do the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Now, will I watch the halftime performance? Of course, I
rarely miss. I always am entertained by it. I was
entertained by Kendrick last year.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, you got to watch it so we could yell
about it and and tell everybody it socks on exactly.
That's what we do. It's human nature, all.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Right, Rocket Lars Snutty Ruds are going into the postseason.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
What a time.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Aside from our reds, we have a Wiener recall.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Time to check your freezers.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Everybody listen to Jeffrey dominated that's where he kept all
his That's disgusting. There was a thing on I think
it was on. It wasn't the Bio network, it was
it was something this weekend that was about him. Man,
I was watching the victims of his of the kids
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he killed. Uh just talked to him in court.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Wait, the victims that he killed.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
What do you mean the family talked to him. Man,
they were flipping out as they Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
My husband was like, you could not handle that documentary.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh man, that was you.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Said, you'll have nightmares forever.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
So I stayed away from that one. A little too
much for me. But aside from his ish over over.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Over fifty eight million pounds of corn dogs and quote
other sausage on a stick products. Yeah, these are right
up my alley too. You know, I love me some
corners on sticks.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Hell yeah, they're being recalled across the US. According to reports,
pieces of wood may be embedded in the batter.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh yeah, that's bad news.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah. You don't want to bite down on a corn
dog and feel that.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Stick or swallow. It's a little kid swallowing it.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Huh. I guess a lot of them were Yeah, I
guess a lot of them were sold to schools. I mean,
fifty eight million pounds. We got to keep an eye out.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So they said, what you're looking for are the state
fair corn dogs on a stick?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh god, it sounds good.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh my favorite, drizzled with some hot honey. Nothing gets
more excited than talking about chunk food.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Also you're looking for the Jimmy Dean pancakes and sausage
on a stick. It's the Hillshire brand products. So just
check your freezers.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
They say throw them out, or you can bring them
back to your grocery store and get your refund on that.
Apparently there have been injuries though with stick pieces. A
lot of consumer complaints is what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Every time I hear Jimmy Dean's. I worked at this
grocery store called Wegman's, and I would sit in the
breakroom and you know when you're on break and you
work at a grocery store, a big one like that.
I was on break at the same time every day,
and so is this other dude. I think his name
was Lewis. I can't remember, but this is years ago. Yeah,
and I would come I'd be sitting in the break
room and he would come into the same time. This
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guy was seventy something years old, old black guy, and
he would come in and he wouldn't say anything, and
he would sit down and his wife worked there too,
uh huh. And the only time he would talk is
when a Jimmy Dean's commercial would come on TV and
he would just go, Jimmy d.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That's so rare it was, and.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I would just start dying. And every time it comes
up with you forever forever. This has been over thirty years.
And then now every time I see the commercial or
somebody says it, I hear his voice go, Jimmy d
Jimmy Dude. That's it.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Well, I hope he's not eating the Jimmy Dude stuff
right now.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There's no way he's alive still.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Hey, you never know.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
He could be deep in the one hundred right now.
Jimmy d not Jimmy dudon stuff. Oh yeah, so check
your freezer.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Sorry, it's a random story, but I can't get it
out of my head. Today is the twenty ninth. We're
almost at the end of September, and then we're going
into you know, my kids like favorite time other than Christmas,
I guess, but they love Halloween. So that's on its way,
and that means you know what that means to it.
I just realized next week coming up or next yeah,
probably next weekend, I'm going to open up the hot
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top get that bitch going again. Today is also Andrew
dice Clay's birthday. Now you're a little younger than me, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Just a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But Andrew dice Clay when I was growing up in
the early nineties was gigantic. First guy to sell out
I think two days in a row of Madison Square
Garden when he was on top of the world. Him
and Rick Rubin, Yep, they got together, and Rick Rubin's
idea was, you're the biggest comic of all time right now,
let's have you go into a club and no one
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knows you're coming, and you just go up on stage
where no material will just make it up. It was
a double album. It's called The Day the Laughter Died.
People are leaving the Comedy Club. It is one of
the greatest comedy albums of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's a comedy bible, That's what I call it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I love that kind of stuff too, where everyone just
left him there in the dark and just like, you
know what, I'm still gonna go be awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, he goes in there. You've never heard so much
silence in a comedy album my entire life.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Just crickets.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Show him what's up, what they missed? Out on.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And what's great about that is through the years I
ended up becoming friends with Andrew dice Clay, one of
the funniest dudes. And what's funny about him too, is
he'll call. He used to call me all the time.
I don't have the voicemail anymore. Oh I do? I do?
He used to call me all the time and get
me to reenact movie scenes with him just on the phone. Yeah,
like Donnie Brosco was one of his go tos, to
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see if.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You can find some of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I have, he'll be good. The last voicemail he left me,
which let me see it's nice.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
I mean, one time you and you don't pick up
the phone. You wonder why you get canceled?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Becurse the load.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
I don't understanding. This goes a whole the way back
to Brooklyn. I got no choice in the matter, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Now he's going into a mode.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Now everybody thinks, sure, you're a stand up guy. I
talk to Vince and he says, I blow.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
A call into the phone.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Yeah, you don't pick up any mud and I go
out in Vegas. Personally, we haven't dealt with in the
last fifty years but for some reason they think they're
entitled to them, and I get.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
So, dude, how do you not pick up for Andrew
dice Clay. I know you put everyone to voicemail, but
you put him to voicemail.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He would always do that. He leaves movie scenes and
stuff on my voicemail. I love it, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I would never delete it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Then show Andrew dice Clay here in the studio with us,
and my grandmother's on the phone.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
I mean, I know you're a grandmother and everything, but
you've lived a lot of.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Life, you know what I mean. You got you gotta
know how to kiss a chick. That's right. Yeah, I'm
the best.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
You are intriguing me.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I am.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
I don't worry about me, worry about you.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Going on there?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
We'll have a couple of drinks. We'll throw a few back.
Everything loosens up. Age will not be a barrier between
me and your.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Real because I don't drink. No, I don't need that.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
That's what I'm not talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Alcohol.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Baby Oh oh, I see.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
You know?
Speaker 9 (30:28):
We get a couple of rock glasses, throwing some ice,
some eavy on who knows, get nuts, put on a
clown out for whatever you want me to do.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
See, I want you to be who you want to
be when you're with me. That's as simple as it is.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
My goodness, I tell you, that's what you'll be saying,
and it won't be about your goodness.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It'll be about your badness.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Chrisha Morning's on DOUBLEB in Sarah Lisa.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Someone on the phone, and I want you to meet
who is going to be coming to town.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
This has been in the works for a while. Uh,
and finally it's a done deal and it's happening around
the anniversary, my thirteenth anniversary here in Cincinnati and on WEBN. Now.
For some people it's like, well who cares? But for me,
working at a radio station longer than two years is
(31:25):
a big deal because I've been asked. I've been showing
the door to put it to you this way. I've
made more money before I came here to Cincinnati off
of my contract being told to leave.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You know, glad that you're here now, Glad that we
can celebrate your anniversary soon.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Now, tell us who's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I think it's a guy named Craig Gas. Is that you. Craig.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Bye, guys, this is Gene Simmons.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Which is funny because yeah, I was going to get
into it my notes here. Craig Gas has been on
this show a ton. You just may not know it
because he's come on as different people, Okay, yes, and
one of them being Gene Simmons. You remember the skit.
I still play it all the time when he was
on his Gene Simmons selling the every time they would
(32:17):
announce their tour being a tour where they're going to retire,
I would play the bit where he would come on
as Jean Simmons selling to Kiss my Laughs tour where
he was selling the booklet of all the jokes, the
knock Knock jokes and stuff. That was him doing that.
And there's been times where Craig Gass would come on
our show and do bits where it would get us
(32:39):
in trouble, get us in the newspaper and stuff. It
was always a great having Craig come on, and through
the years we ended up being good friends. And Craig's
coming to town, which is a big, a big deal.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Tell us about that.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Well, I'm coming with a friend of mine who was
from that area. Chris from Five Finger Death Punch has
been doing stand up comedy and we started a show
about six months ago that already has over nine million
views on Instagram. He's the bass player for a famous
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rock band, and like an a hole, that's not enough
for him. He's trying to take my job too. So
we're doing a comedy show at the Madison Theater October seventeenth,
three weeks from now. And yeah, and it's weird because
since last time I saw you, I've gotten a lot
of gigs opening for bands like Metallica, System of a Down, Pantera.
(33:41):
I mean, we'll get into all that when I get
into town, but mostly I'm a comedian who's known for
doing voices. I do voices on Family Guy, American Dad,
The Howard Stern Show. I've always been able to do
any voice that I hear because of how he grew up.
And this is not a joke. It's your story that
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everyone in my family is deaf. My mom, my dad,
and my sister are all completely deaf.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Wait was no way, no us, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
One hundred percent true. My whole family is dead. I
couldn't learn how to talk from my family. I learned
how to talk by watching TV uh and and copying
all the voices I heard untu.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Which, by the way, that's incredible, one of the most
and my whole family's death, or as Lars Ulridge put it,
who didn't quite understand what someone was telling.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Him about my family. Lars Olbridge, when I opened from Ittallica,
introduced me to his whole band by saying, hey, man,
this is Craig. This is the guy who does all
the voices, and check it out. His whole family is retarded.
Every yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
On stage, and I used to lose it every time
because the whole audience would be stunned and I would
be the only one in the back just losing it.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, which is a true sin of good comedian by
the way, Yeah, but it's true. Yeah yeah. My mom,
my dad, and my sister are all completely death. So
growing up in a deaf family, I couldn't learn how
to talk from my family. I learned how to talk
about watching TV. I never got an accent from the Bronx,
which is where I'm from, and everybody in the Bronx
(35:28):
sounds like Tracy Morgan. Everybody in the Bronx talk like this,
whether whether you breck or white, male a little female.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Hey, Craig, you know what, God, this is incredible, Sarah.
There are so many stories with this because Craig. I've
known Craig forever, like since well around two thousand and two,
because it was like around nine to eleven and in
early two thousands. So and Craig used to do my
show all the time. You've come out to Sacramento, and
then I would go to New York all the time,
time and stuff. And then when I went to Philadelphia,
(36:02):
there was a time he came in and we're like
what what what what?
Speaker 8 (36:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
What can we do? So he decided, well, let's have
it where I come in as both Tracy Morgan and
Adam Sandler on your show. We're like okay, and everybody
believed it, and all these girls started calling in and
it was like okay, and these girls were like, I
want to meet Tracy Morgan Adam Sandler. So it was
like okay, but you got to come in and get
naked to meet him. And these girls start showing up
(36:28):
and then so that we said okay, So Tracy Morgan
and Adam Sander leave the studio and they're not coming
in until these girls are naked. So these girls come
in the studio and they get completely naked, and then
here comes in the studio Tracy Margin Adam Sandler, and
it's just also aid.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I would when I would do impressions of Gene Simmons
from Kiss. I didn't know it at the time, but
the real Gene Simmons started getting hate mail because of
the stuff that I was saying. Yeah, and it led
to it's actually really crazy. I ended up one day
in the studio with the Howard Certain show. Our producer
(37:12):
came in Gary he said, we got a problem. So
Gene Simmons from Kiss just walk in the building. He
wants to beat the crap out of Craig right now.
He showed up by the building and we had this which,
by the way, you can see the confrontation on YouTube.
But Gene Simmons actually flew to New York to confront
(37:32):
me live on the air. The next day, I got
a phone call from McGee Entertainment. They are the management
company that represents Kiss, Hey Doc McGee, and they reached
out and said, Hey, we just wanted to reach out
to tell you that we represent Kiss and we wanted
to let you know that our singer Paul Stanley is
(37:52):
your biggest fan. And I mean to get out of here.
And they don't tell anybody, but Paul Stanley loves when
anybody makes on a Gene sentence. And I said, come
out of here, and I said, he's gonna call you,
and he called me up and he offered me a
gig to perform with kiss Oh. And when I asked him, like,
do you want me to introduce the band or you
want me to do stand up? And he said, well,
(38:14):
let me ask you a question. How many jokes? How
many jokes do you have about Gens? And I said
literally hours? And he said you got the gig and
I was like, wow, that's it, just make fun of Gene. Yeah.
So I'm coming to town in a couple of weeks
and Chris Kale from five hundred Dust Punch is hilarious.
(38:37):
He's been doing stand up for four years now and
we're doing the show together at the Madison Theater on Friday,
October seventeenth. But when I come in, Oh my god,
what you taught me? It's basically what Chris taught me
was like being in prison with another criminal to learn
how you can take all of your skills to do
diabolical stuff. And I just became more sinister person with
(39:05):
what I learned from Chris on how to mess with people.
And when I get into town, I'll come in the
studio and I'll share those stories with you guys. And
I can't wait to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Oh yeah, that'll be fun. I haven't seen Craig in
ages and no Craig. And then you know, if it's
gonna if you don't mind, I'm gonna adopt this as
my unofficial Lucky thirteenth birthday party at the Madison as well,
if that's okay.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
I love it, Okay, absolutely, I love it.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Well and I love the Madison Theater. I wish we
would do more stuff with them. But this is gonna
be a good deal. And that's on the seventeenth, and
I'm pretty psyched for it. And that's a Friday night.
And i've never met Chris. I've had opportunities to go,
but I don't leave the house, So this is gonna
be a it's gonna be a good time. I don't
leave the house and as you know, Craig, I don't
answer the phone. I don't do anything.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, so this is big that he's leaving for you.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, and we're gonna hang when you can.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Yeah, it's it's gonna be an amazing time. I can
see you. I'll be there in two weeks. But Chris
Kale and I are going to end the comedy show
by taping a live version of our show Beardo and
Weirdo that we started six months ago, which we've already
had a lot of amazing experiences on we have. We've
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gone through really emotional stuff, but we've had the guys
from just moved down in corn and Carrie King from
Slayers showed up to surprise us. And then there's funny
moments that you don't expect to happen. Chris Kal from
Five Finger Death Punch got his feelings hurt by another
rock star. If I say to you, Chris Kale from
five Finger Death Punch got his feelings hurt by another
(40:38):
rock star? Which rock star which you guess hurt his feelings?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Oh, I don't know about that. I know, didn't he
have like a breakup and he was like very emotional
over that too.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
He was, But.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Which I mean, off the top of your head, who
do you think would be the kind of person that
could hurt his feelings a guy from five Finger Dead Punch.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
A guy in his band or another band.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
In another band.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Oh boy, I know, I can't even guess.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I would think somebody that it's going to be a shocker,
So I would think, I don't know, like the singer
from Creed.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Good Guests, Really, Chris Kale from Five Finger Death Punch
got his feelings hurt by weird Al Yankovic. It's an
amazing story. It's an amazing story. But yeah, I can't
wait to see you and explain that story. I'll see
you guys soon Madison Theater dot com. Also you can
go to my website, get gas dot com. It's get
(41:44):
gas dot com with two Wes's yes and myself. If
you're a fan of any of the shows I've been on,
King of Queen's Family, Guy, American Dad, Section the City,
you'll love the show. And if you're a fan of
five Finger Death Punch, obviously you'll love seeing Chris doing
stand up.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yes. And also when you get in here, just a teaser,
we got to talk about when you lived with Eddie
van Halen, and we got to talk talk about the
time which I don't know you say it didn't happen.
But the time that you and I both were had
had relations with the same girl, and not at the
same time, but we both I think caught something from her.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Oh which girl? Which girl was there?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well, let me shut the mics off real quick. Call
it in Sacramento.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah, I still don't remember.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Well you called.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
You called me and said, hey, man, remember when you
said you caught something from from so and so? What
was that? Give me a call back? And then I
had to call you.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
All right, So we're not selling tickets to any women.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
All the ladies just jumped out.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Oh that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
But that was a long time Alario. We've changed, Craig, absolutely,
you have to. You have to, all right, dude. Well,
it's good talking and we will obviously talk to you
more as we get closer to the show on the
seventeenth of the Madison Theater. It will be a good time.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Looking forward to it. Thanks for having me on. We'll
see you guys October seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Thankseloing.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Chris til from Five Finger Death Uns doing stand up
comedy the Madison Theater. I'll see you guys, all right, dude.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Thanks man. See it's a kid Chris Show its EBN
Obviously, the big thing is the Cincinnati I want the
I gotta pull up the clips. We got to get
them from the segment of everybody flipping out in the
in the locker room. I saw pictures of the locker
room after the Red celebration, and how rude is that
to be in up in Milwaukee in trash or locker
room and not even clean up after.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know what, Someone's got to do it. I don't
know who had to get it done, maybe the.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Mets, but clean up the Brewers locker room.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, why not.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I have a friends that I grew up with that
are Mets fans that are watch.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Your coalk you should and I feel like air right now.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I feel like every Reds fan should be sending the
Marlins some sort of fank you gift because they are
a big reason while we are going into the postseason.
Of course, we got it done with one hundred and
sixty one other games, but yeah, wow, it came down
to the final one and the Mets couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's the same way the Bengals got into the Super
Bowl that one year. It's other people's best.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We don't need to bring that up. We don't need
to bring that up.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think we need to focus on how exciting this
is for our city, the Cincinnati Reds and Tito's first year.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sarah.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If you go back to the beginning of the season,
I said, I love that Tito guy. I love his
chi around him, his aura.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
He's a guaranteed winning season.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But here is the thing, Sarah, last, if I were
to present this to I am going to present this
to you if it had to be one or.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The other Reds World Series, Baby Reds or Bengals Reds
World Series, and I stand by that this is a
baseball town.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
It always has been. Yeah, we had our run with
Joe Burrow, but.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I think this is so much more meaningful.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Joe, in my heart, it's yeah, he can't do much
with that broken toe right now, but but in my heart,
I just feel like there is a little bit more
special of a place for for the Reds.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So this is really cool. I was crying all sorts
happy to yours. I'm right, I'm on.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This high right now growing up here, and this is
this is our this is the only team I've ever
cheered for.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So that means later in the week you're going to
be up late all night and then you're gonna come.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh yeah, Tuesday night nine oh eight, first pitch in
l A. Wednesday night nine oh eight first.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But don't forget, you do have a job.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh could I forget?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But I can't talk about the Reds unless I stay
up and watch the Ruds play.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You know that highlights an't going to do a justice,
you know?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah? You know that you could get everything the next morning,
including the the actual live the score. You can get everything.
I will know just as much as you, and I
will be in bed at eight thirty and good for you. Yep,
and I will and I'll know.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's a better person than me.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't find somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I will stay up with the fans. I'm so excited
for take a lot of naps.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
This is a sleep on my Cincinnati Ruds. It's only
two games out of an entire year. It's worth losing
out on some sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, we'll see. It's a kid Chris show. Our phone
number is five one three seven four nine one o
two seven. That gets you on the radio with us.
I have nothing to give away, so I'm not expecting
to hear from anybody today. Let's put the party one in.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Enough of that's you doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You keep saying it's Ai. It's not. No, it's not
that's you. I can tell you where that clips from.
You were talking talking about food. You were talking about
fast food, and he went, I'm not grabbing it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay. I do get kind of romantic about fast food.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But when it works together, when you go, hey, Sarah, Christopher.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Don't make it weird, something you can get excited about.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, you're a dork. The's Cincinnati Reds.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I thought that at the end of September we would
be talking about the Reds instead of the Bengals.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
The Bengals do plate and I am. By the way, yeah,
I heard that they're in Denver.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Anyways, anyways, Yeah, so you can watch it on who
Cares dot com eight fifteen kick.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Offs, Go Jake Browning.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Anyways, what's funny is ESPN tweeted out watch Joe Burrow
and the cinema. Yeah. Yeah, well, because again they probably
they just set up they schedule. Tweeted it over.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
The they don't do it, Evie. We're always love, always
going to bring you the latest bunch of idiots. So
after the Reds lost in Game one sixty two. It
didn't even matter.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Hey, but they won the first that first game. They
smelled it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Got the first two.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yep, they so they took this series from the Brewers.
And we all know by now they were in Milwaukee
when they got this done, and they were all scoreboard watching.
So when they knew that the Mets had lost, they
knew they had clinched right away. Were you watching the
broadcast When Jim Day was like, oh, we are live
and we just got the news that the Mets lost.
The Marlins won, and he put on his goggles to
(05:40):
go get ready in the clubhouse to go celebrate with
the team and the champagne.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, that's cool. I love Jim. It's cool, you know.
I don't. I honestly prefer watching or listening to the
Reds on the radio. I am a Cowboy fan.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Cowboys awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, And also I am a fan of you know,
and there's change. I don't like change, and I'm like
a lot of people and I'm I'm setting my ways
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But also the city with Marty Brenneman, it's hard to
it's hard to, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And but Tommy Thrall, I think does a good job
now that he's settled in or I have changed, I
don't know, but anyway, so it's been five years now. Yeah,
so I've I prefer listening to to UH to sports
on the radio. I enjoy it. I like hearing the
you know and UH, I do UH football, though I
do a love on television they do a great job.
(06:32):
But anyway, so I I enjoyed listening to it on
the radio baseball, so I don't watch it on television. Sorry,
long long answer there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So I guess in Milwaukee it was kids Run the
Bass day after that game, so the Reds had to
wait to celebrate, you know, to pile on to the
field and go see their families and the fans that
were in the stands for them.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Hell with that, go tumble the kids, so move out
the way. Yeah, beat it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So I guess after the field had cleared, the Reds
were able to celebrate on the field, and the Brewers
put up a nice little surprise for them on the
video board.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh that's cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So on the video board it was, you know, a
picture of the Cincinnati Reds like a team pic, and
across it said clinched.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So I thought that was a classy gesture done by
the Brewers. They didn't have to do anything like that,
and that was nice that way the families could come
on the field and take the photos and and just
bring the mess out there onto the field. But who
cleans all this stuff up in the locker room and
on the field with the champagne and the beers and
the cigars. I got no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Didn't you say that should like?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I think it should be the Mets. Yeah, misery loves company.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, the Mets. It's funny about the Mets is.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
A hard time yesterday, Yeah, whole weekends.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I know a lot of people in where I grew
up in Upstate New York and stuff that are either
it's up for baseball. You're either a a Yankees fan
or a Mets fan. And I know a lot of
Mets fans and this is always the case. It's always
a huge kick in the balls and.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Just kind of spiraled towards the end of this season.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, this was a I mean, this was like pulling
the football away from Charlie Brown. Oh, well, sucks to suck,
I know this. I mean for Cincinnati, this has been
it's always been that. So for Cincinnati. This is huge.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cincinnati fans deserve this so much. Just enjoy every second
of this.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And I guess in Miami when the Mets were playing
the Marlins, the Mets were down four to nothing in
the eighth and they started playing the theme from w
KRP in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Which I mean, I get that as far as taunting,
but as far as living in Cincinnati, I hate that
because every time I tell somebody I'm from Cincinnati or
I live in Cincinnati, they go, oh for dark.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, but it's just like the most familiar I know,
but most people recognize.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That just because I work in radio in Cincinnati. It's
not where h.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Some fun fat Cutting into the postseason, the Reds became
the first team in MLB history to reach the postseason
in a full one hundred and sixty two game season
without a single qualifying batter hitting I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Seventy, which is yeah, but that's our cool stats.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No, this is just crazy, Like it just goes to
show you like sometimes these things don't matter. I know, yeah,
math doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
We're not welcome into this.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's a fresh start. It's like everybody's starting. I know
it's from spring training.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now, you really have to go in and win the
whole goddamn thing.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Absolutely, you're thirteen wins away.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, you gotta go in and just smash it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Without a picture, winning fifteen games and without a picture,
recording two hundred strikeouts.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yep. So now the.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Teamwork makes the dream work. They all came together, they
made it happen.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
So now all the dirtbags on TV are going to
be like, well, the Cincinnati Reds, I mean, this is
just math got him into this. So this is the
you know, these guys really don't matter. It's going to
be all that kind of stuff. So now it's like,
now you got to go in there and just really
rub it in everybody's face.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is the underdog. We are the underdog in this
entire thing. Yeah, three teams made it in for each
wildcard at the al NL, and we are one of them.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Now, being one of those guys that barely got out
of high school and being with this, having this face
and getting into radio and all that stuff, I will
definitely be cheering for that. As far as an underdog
in my entire life, the genetic gene pool that I'm
from and all that stuff, I will watch these Reds
and hopefully watch them go all the way.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I just wish we didn't have to watch them so
late at night. Yeah, well you got the Guardians playing
at like one in the afternoon. I'm like, well, damn,
why couldn't we get that?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah wow, but that's Cleveland. Yeah, yeah, we don't care
about them.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But they still have a cool story though, getting into
the playoffs. But anyways, yeah, go Reds.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's really fun driving in this morning on you know,
already seeing the billboards clinched and everything in red and
it's you know, just an excited time.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, you know, honestly, this is where that I'm not
a fan of the whole going back in time and
grabbing people's old tweets and all that stuff. But I
think people who were always counting these guys out now
that are all tweeting them about them and stuff, huh,
they should go back and just eliminate those people, because
there are those people that are tweeting now are going
oh yeah, hell yeah after that.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You know what a lot of guys that work arounds
here thought that they were done.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, well those are which ones the zillions of talk
show fans that we have around here. The sports guys,
there's a thousand of them that just read the same
twitter over and over and over again and they get paid.
Don't even get me going on that anyways, Wait till
I introduce an AI that can do what exactly what
they do?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
All right, Well, we're not going to do that because
we can talk about our Cincinnati.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
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Speaker 2 (12:05):
Not in Bengals stripes, but and in Red and Wies today.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hit it. Yeah, what's up, seg Man? You okay over there?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I know you're not very exciting.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
The Reds lost that regular season finale four to two
to the brew Crew yesterday, but still reach says playoffs
because the Mets just fell apart yes in the fall
of the Marlins four nothing, So Cincinnati's in the postseason
now for the first time since twenty twenty. Let's go
and the Reds open that wild card playoff tomorrow night,
game one of the best of three against those Dodgers
(12:50):
in Los Angeles. The pitching matchup looks like it's going
to be Blake Snell against Hunter Green and so the
game time is at nine o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Will you stay up for that one?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't know. We'll see why. I only take a
day to day around here. That's about it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
One game at a time.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Write that down.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Never heard that one in a while? Went the Reds went?
The Reds went one in five versus LA this season.
They lost two or three at home again and GABP
in July and and swept in three games in LA
in August. That doesn't matter, but you know it's postseason. Yeah,
let's see Bengals up against the Broncos today Monday night
football action at Mile High Stadium in Denver.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't know what it's called now.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
The action at eight fifteen right here on the home
and it hits one O two seven.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We b n Can we just play a Pink Floyd album?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Can we just action?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
AFC North?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yesterday, Steelers go to three and one, beating those Vikings
at the Bengals couldn't do twenty four to twenty one.
Detroit routes Cleveland thirty four to ten. The Browns are
one and three. Kansas City whipped up on Baltimore thirty
seven to twenty. The Ravens are one and three. They
can't stop even me.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Ravens are not good.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
This year's unbelievable. Andy Mack Soccer FC Cincinnati and Orlando
City battle in a one to one draw last night,
Orlando scoring the equalizer in the second half stoppage time.
FC remained still second in the East, four points behind Philadelphia,
looking for that supporter shield.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We got FCC doing great things the Reds. This is
so much fun.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
And golf, the US team couldn't win it Hillbilly Golf
in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee over the weekend, and they tried
to come back, but they lose the Wrter Cup to
Europe fifteen to thirteen.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Dude, that was like some happy Gilmore stuff. That was
fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
A lot of f bombs on TV all over the place.
It was great.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, there was such a great crowd there at Bethpage Park.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
They'll probably never come back there again.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Unbelievable And.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
So yes, you know, don't celebrate.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, so you don't celebrate a Reds postseason going into
the postseason.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Hello my baby, Hello, my honey. Hell all my racks
on ja on fire.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
If you refuse me, Honey, you lose me, then you'll
be left.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You lo baby, telephone and tell me I'm your on.
That's right.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
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Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh yeah, and then yeah, we got drink.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
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Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cincinnati's got a winner.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Let's get it on on one O two seven, Sarah, Elise. I, Yes, we.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Got cameras on to make sure I got a cool
shirt on and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Wait what are you wearing today? Hold on, I haven't
even looked at you.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, I got it's my body count T shirt, So
I'm okay. I'm good today. If it's a dorky shirt,
I don't like having a cameras on.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I look like I'm ready to go to the ballpark
ripping in red stuff today?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Is uh? Well? This this weekend? Well, first of all,
this weekend, I saw the story that the West West
Nile virus is here in Cincinnati. So that's great news.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Do you think I have that I can't stop coughing?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, I have whatever you had or have, but you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Know, it's lingering around in this room.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah. And then this weekend I was, you know, hanging
out with the kid. They're okay, but they always have.
At the beginning of the year, my daughters were already
well one of them was already sick and missed school
and stuff. So they get they get whatever goes around school,
whatever happens so many coughs, they get it.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh immediately.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I was at the doctors on a Thursday morning, and
that's the first thing she said. She goes, well, the
kids are back at school and everything's spread and like COVID,
the flu, everything else.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
My daughter goes to Loveland and they had their homecoming
and they had it outdoors on the football field.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh really, yeah, it was I've never seen that before.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah. Yeah, they're and of course they're all on those
little extensive dresses and stuff and dancing and stuff out
there outdoors.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Why did do it outside?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. They have fun though, yes, And it's weird because
my daughter she got asked out by some dude to
go to that and you remember I showed you the pictures.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, and they all do it like a really cute
creative way.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah. Yeah, and then she ended up telling them no
so she could go with all her friends.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I know, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was like, whoh, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Oh I wonder what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't know, but I can't I can't connect to
that because I didn't go to any of these like.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Before, bros.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I guess so I spent my like homecoming and all
that stuff, sitting home, munch in three Stooges marathons and
all that. I didn't do any of.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
That speaks volumes.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, I never had a guy ask me in
a creative way. We were kind of just in agreeance,
like yeah, we're gonna go. But now they make posters
and show up with flowers and might put on a
whole parade.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
My daughter's intore like anime and stuff, and he made
this whole anime thing and all that and then presented
it to her. And I saw the picture of her
of this, and I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And then I made it special to her.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Wow, I always going to think about this forever. He'll
be fifty one, like you talking about.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It on a radio show. Yeah, angry, hanging up on
girls and stuff on the show, and I'd be like, damn,
my daughter created that when forever? And then also over
the weekend with my other daughter, we went and saw
that movie Strangers too. Oh, because look, I don't get
(18:34):
I never was into horror movies and all that stuff,
like Freddy Krueger and Halloween and all that until my
kids came along. And now that's all we do is
to go see these horror movies. And I saw The
Strangers the first one, So this is the second one,
and these are creepy. You got to check these ones out, Sarah,
because now you're checking them.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Out, I am.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
The Strangers movie, yeah, is really eery.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You're looking at it now, huh. Yeah. And this, yeah,
the second one is really it's a good sequel to
the first one, Okay. And then at the end, I mean,
because that's the thing. The ones when I was growing
up there were just kind of just gore, I guess.
And now there's these creepy storylines with these and they
keep going on and on, and then at the end
of the uh, at the end of the credits, there's
(19:21):
a good teaser to the third and I love when
they do that.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, that's actually really good to know. Yeah, this is
something that I do want to see in theaters. I
think scary movies are so much more fun when you
actually go out and see in the theater.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And I got you onto that movie weapons and now
you're like you deep dive into it.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Oh, I can't stop thinking of it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, it has been ruling my life for the past week.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm like, I need something else to keep me occupied.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I know. And what sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It'll stick with you for a bit, I really will.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And what's interesting about the world that we're in now,
where like on these streaming platforms is everything drops at once,
uh huh. And then when they make these great movies
like and then they green light to do like a
prequel or something and they release it, you're like, well,
where is it? What about now? And it's like, well, no,
we gotta make it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I know, like I need it now.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I need to find out while I care about this
so much, don't make me wait, I know.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And it sucks waiting. And it's like you want them
to kind of hold it in or or you know,
get the green light before uh you know, they put
the first one out or whatever. But you know, they
don't know until it makes money obviously.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Right, Like with all of us waiting for Wicked Part two,
we staw have two months to go, and the movie
is already made.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's been ready for over a year, and we're like,
just release the damn thing already. You're just sitting on it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, but nobody's weren't nobody's slaughtering people in that and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I don't you don't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, Well, I'm not gonna gets a little wild. It's
crazy because my kids now, they don't want to see
anything but people getting slaughtered.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I don't know if that's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, it is. I'm fine with it. But my daughter's
like she I went with my youngest and we saw
this and then we're watching it and I look over
and she's curled up with her hoodie up over her
head watching it. And then as the music gets creepy
and stuff, she starts to put her hand it's up
over her ears, and she loves the jump scare stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah that's always fun.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah. Yeah, But they do such a good job and
the story is pretty awesome. It takes you all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Man, it's worth and it's kind of realistic too.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's really good those movies where those situations could actually happen. Yeah,
which makes it even more terrifying. It doesn't involve ghosts
or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
No, it's creepy people.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah yeah, showing up in the middle of the night.
Yeah yeah. And it's always raining and there's always.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Woods every single time.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it's always the woods.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Over the weekend, we've found out who is going to
be the halftime performer in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
This does nothing for me.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
See, you know what, I know him because of wrestling,
really Bad Bunny. He's always involved with wrestling.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
And as I heard that it was going to be
Bad Bunny, they announced it last night during the Packers game.
I was disappointed. I thought it was going to be
I thought it was going to be a pop girly.
It was kind of direction.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I did your aged. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I had to google Bad Bunny songs and I don't
know any of these songs.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And what's funny about this, Sarah, is you and you
don't believe me. And when I say you don't believe me,
you don't believe me, You're like, why would they turn
It's got to be huge money to do it. I'm like,
they don't get paid to do the super Bowl and
they don't. And they presented it to Taylor Swift and
you know why she turned it down.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
She said, no money, there's no money, no show. Yes,
And I told you they do that as a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
There's no money to super Bowl. Yeah, you don't get
paid to do the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Now, will I watch the halftime performance? Of course, I
rarely miss. I always am entertained by it. I was
entertained by Kendrick last year.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, you got to watch it so we could yell
about it and and tell everybody it socks on exactly.
That's what we do. It's human nature, all.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Right, Rocket Lars Snutty Ruds are going into the postseason.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
What a time.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Aside from our reds, we have a Wiener recall.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Time to check your freezers.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Everybody listen to Jeffrey dominated that's where he kept all
his That's disgusting. There was a thing on I think
it was on. It wasn't the Bio network, it was
it was something this weekend that was about him. Man,
I was watching the victims of his of the kids
(23:49):
he killed. Uh just talked to him in court.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Wait, the victims that he killed.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
What do you mean the family talked to him. Man,
they were flipping out as they Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
My husband was like, you could not handle that documentary.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh man, that was you.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Said, you'll have nightmares forever.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
So I stayed away from that one. A little too
much for me. But aside from his ish over over.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Over fifty eight million pounds of corn dogs and quote
other sausage on a stick products. Yeah, these are right
up my alley too. You know, I love me some
corners on sticks.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Hell yeah, they're being recalled across the US. According to reports,
pieces of wood may be embedded in the batter.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh yeah, that's bad news.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah. You don't want to bite down on a corn
dog and feel that.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Stick or swallow. It's a little kid swallowing it.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Huh. I guess a lot of them were Yeah, I
guess a lot of them were sold to schools. I mean,
fifty eight million pounds. We got to keep an eye out.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So they said, what you're looking for are the state
fair corn dogs on a stick?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh god, it sounds good.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh my favorite, drizzled with some hot honey. Nothing gets
more excited than talking about chunk food.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Also you're looking for the Jimmy Dean pancakes and sausage
on a stick. It's the Hillshire brand products. So just
check your freezers.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
They say throw them out, or you can bring them
back to your grocery store and get your refund on that.
Apparently there have been injuries though with stick pieces. A
lot of consumer complaints is what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Every time I hear Jimmy Dean's. I worked at this
grocery store called Wegman's, and I would sit in the
breakroom and you know when you're on break and you
work at a grocery store, a big one like that.
I was on break at the same time every day,
and so is this other dude. I think his name
was Lewis. I can't remember, but this is years ago. Yeah,
and I would come I'd be sitting in the break
room and he would come into the same time. This
(26:05):
guy was seventy something years old, old black guy, and
he would come in and he wouldn't say anything, and
he would sit down and his wife worked there too,
uh huh. And the only time he would talk is
when a Jimmy Dean's commercial would come on TV and
he would just go, Jimmy d.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That's so rare it was, and.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I would just start dying. And every time it comes
up with you forever forever. This has been over thirty years.
And then now every time I see the commercial or
somebody says it, I hear his voice go, Jimmy d
Jimmy Dude. That's it.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Well, I hope he's not eating the Jimmy Dude stuff
right now.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There's no way he's alive still.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Hey, you never know.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
He could be deep in the one hundred right now.
Jimmy d not Jimmy dudon stuff. Oh yeah, so check
your freezer.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Sorry, it's a random story, but I can't get it
out of my head. Today is the twenty ninth. We're
almost at the end of September, and then we're going
into you know, my kids like favorite time other than Christmas,
I guess, but they love Halloween. So that's on its way,
and that means you know what that means to it.
I just realized next week coming up or next yeah,
probably next weekend, I'm going to open up the hot
(27:21):
top get that bitch going again. Today is also Andrew
dice Clay's birthday. Now you're a little younger than me, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Just a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But Andrew dice Clay when I was growing up in
the early nineties was gigantic. First guy to sell out
I think two days in a row of Madison Square
Garden when he was on top of the world. Him
and Rick Rubin, Yep, they got together, and Rick Rubin's
idea was, you're the biggest comic of all time right now,
let's have you go into a club and no one
(27:51):
knows you're coming, and you just go up on stage
where no material will just make it up. It was
a double album. It's called The Day the Laughter Died.
People are leaving the Comedy Club. It is one of
the greatest comedy albums of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's a comedy bible, That's what I call it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I love that kind of stuff too, where everyone just
left him there in the dark and just like, you
know what, I'm still gonna go be awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, he goes in there. You've never heard so much
silence in a comedy album my entire life.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Just crickets.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Show him what's up, what they missed? Out on.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And what's great about that is through the years I
ended up becoming friends with Andrew dice Clay, one of
the funniest dudes. And what's funny about him too, is
he'll call. He used to call me all the time.
I don't have the voicemail anymore. Oh I do? I do?
He used to call me all the time and get
me to reenact movie scenes with him just on the phone. Yeah,
like Donnie Brosco was one of his go tos, to
(28:46):
see if.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You can find some of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I have, he'll be good. The last voicemail he left me,
which let me see it's nice.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
I mean, one time you and you don't pick up
the phone. You wonder why you get canceled?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Becurse the load.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
I don't understanding. This goes a whole the way back
to Brooklyn. I got no choice in the matter, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Now he's going into a mode.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Now everybody thinks, sure, you're a stand up guy. I
talk to Vince and he says, I blow.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
A call into the phone.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Yeah, you don't pick up any mud and I go
out in Vegas. Personally, we haven't dealt with in the
last fifty years but for some reason they think they're
entitled to them, and I get.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
So, dude, how do you not pick up for Andrew
dice Clay. I know you put everyone to voicemail, but
you put him to voicemail.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He would always do that. He leaves movie scenes and
stuff on my voicemail. I love it, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I would never delete it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Then show Andrew dice Clay here in the studio with us,
and my grandmother's on the phone.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
I mean, I know you're a grandmother and everything, but
you've lived a lot of.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Life, you know what I mean. You got you gotta
know how to kiss a chick. That's right. Yeah, I'm
the best.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
You are intriguing me.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I am.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
I don't worry about me, worry about you.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Going on there?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
We'll have a couple of drinks. We'll throw a few back.
Everything loosens up. Age will not be a barrier between
me and your.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Real because I don't drink. No, I don't need that.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
That's what I'm not talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Alcohol.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Baby Oh oh, I see.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
You know?
Speaker 9 (30:28):
We get a couple of rock glasses, throwing some ice,
some eavy on who knows, get nuts, put on a
clown out for whatever you want me to do.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
See, I want you to be who you want to
be when you're with me. That's as simple as it is.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
My goodness, I tell you, that's what you'll be saying,
and it won't be about your goodness.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It'll be about your badness.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Chrisha Morning's on DOUBLEB in Sarah Lisa.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Someone on the phone, and I want you to meet
who is going to be coming to town.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
This has been in the works for a while. Uh,
and finally it's a done deal and it's happening around
the anniversary, my thirteenth anniversary here in Cincinnati and on WEBN. Now.
For some people it's like, well who cares? But for me,
working at a radio station longer than two years is
(31:25):
a big deal because I've been asked. I've been showing
the door to put it to you this way. I've
made more money before I came here to Cincinnati off
of my contract being told to leave.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You know, glad that you're here now, Glad that we
can celebrate your anniversary soon.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Now, tell us who's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I think it's a guy named Craig Gas. Is that you. Craig.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Bye, guys, this is Gene Simmons.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Which is funny because yeah, I was going to get
into it my notes here. Craig Gas has been on
this show a ton. You just may not know it
because he's come on as different people, Okay, yes, and
one of them being Gene Simmons. You remember the skit.
I still play it all the time when he was
on his Gene Simmons selling the every time they would
(32:17):
announce their tour being a tour where they're going to retire,
I would play the bit where he would come on
as Jean Simmons selling to Kiss my Laughs tour where
he was selling the booklet of all the jokes, the
knock Knock jokes and stuff. That was him doing that.
And there's been times where Craig Gass would come on
our show and do bits where it would get us
(32:39):
in trouble, get us in the newspaper and stuff. It
was always a great having Craig come on, and through
the years we ended up being good friends. And Craig's
coming to town, which is a big, a big deal.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Tell us about that.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Well, I'm coming with a friend of mine who was
from that area. Chris from Five Finger Death Punch has
been doing stand up comedy and we started a show
about six months ago that already has over nine million
views on Instagram. He's the bass player for a famous
(33:16):
rock band, and like an a hole, that's not enough
for him. He's trying to take my job too. So
we're doing a comedy show at the Madison Theater October seventeenth,
three weeks from now. And yeah, and it's weird because
since last time I saw you, I've gotten a lot
of gigs opening for bands like Metallica, System of a Down, Pantera.
(33:41):
I mean, we'll get into all that when I get
into town, but mostly I'm a comedian who's known for
doing voices. I do voices on Family Guy, American Dad,
The Howard Stern Show. I've always been able to do
any voice that I hear because of how he grew up.
And this is not a joke. It's your story that
(34:01):
everyone in my family is deaf. My mom, my dad,
and my sister are all completely deaf.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Wait was no way, no us, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
One hundred percent true. My whole family is dead. I
couldn't learn how to talk from my family. I learned
how to talk by watching TV uh and and copying
all the voices I heard untu.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Which, by the way, that's incredible, one of the most
and my whole family's death, or as Lars Ulridge put it,
who didn't quite understand what someone was telling.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Him about my family. Lars Olbridge, when I opened from Ittallica,
introduced me to his whole band by saying, hey, man,
this is Craig. This is the guy who does all
the voices, and check it out. His whole family is retarded.
Every yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
On stage, and I used to lose it every time
because the whole audience would be stunned and I would
be the only one in the back just losing it.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, which is a true sin of good comedian by
the way, Yeah, but it's true. Yeah yeah. My mom,
my dad, and my sister are all completely death. So
growing up in a deaf family, I couldn't learn how
to talk from my family. I learned how to talk
about watching TV. I never got an accent from the Bronx,
which is where I'm from, and everybody in the Bronx
(35:28):
sounds like Tracy Morgan. Everybody in the Bronx talk like this,
whether whether you breck or white, male a little female.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Hey, Craig, you know what, God, this is incredible, Sarah.
There are so many stories with this because Craig. I've
known Craig forever, like since well around two thousand and two,
because it was like around nine to eleven and in
early two thousands. So and Craig used to do my
show all the time. You've come out to Sacramento, and
then I would go to New York all the time,
time and stuff. And then when I went to Philadelphia,
(36:02):
there was a time he came in and we're like
what what what what?
Speaker 8 (36:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
What can we do? So he decided, well, let's have
it where I come in as both Tracy Morgan and
Adam Sandler on your show. We're like okay, and everybody
believed it, and all these girls started calling in and
it was like okay, and these girls were like, I
want to meet Tracy Morgan Adam Sandler. So it was
like okay, but you got to come in and get
naked to meet him. And these girls start showing up
(36:28):
and then so that we said okay, So Tracy Morgan
and Adam Sander leave the studio and they're not coming
in until these girls are naked. So these girls come
in the studio and they get completely naked, and then
here comes in the studio Tracy Margin Adam Sandler, and
it's just also aid.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I would when I would do impressions of Gene Simmons
from Kiss. I didn't know it at the time, but
the real Gene Simmons started getting hate mail because of
the stuff that I was saying. Yeah, and it led
to it's actually really crazy. I ended up one day
in the studio with the Howard Certain show. Our producer
(37:12):
came in Gary he said, we got a problem. So
Gene Simmons from Kiss just walk in the building. He
wants to beat the crap out of Craig right now.
He showed up by the building and we had this which,
by the way, you can see the confrontation on YouTube.
But Gene Simmons actually flew to New York to confront
(37:32):
me live on the air. The next day, I got
a phone call from McGee Entertainment. They are the management
company that represents Kiss, Hey Doc McGee, and they reached
out and said, Hey, we just wanted to reach out
to tell you that we represent Kiss and we wanted
to let you know that our singer Paul Stanley is
(37:52):
your biggest fan. And I mean to get out of here.
And they don't tell anybody, but Paul Stanley loves when
anybody makes on a Gene sentence. And I said, come
out of here, and I said, he's gonna call you,
and he called me up and he offered me a
gig to perform with kiss Oh. And when I asked him, like,
do you want me to introduce the band or you
want me to do stand up? And he said, well,
(38:14):
let me ask you a question. How many jokes? How
many jokes do you have about Gens? And I said
literally hours? And he said you got the gig and
I was like, wow, that's it, just make fun of Gene. Yeah.
So I'm coming to town in a couple of weeks
and Chris Kale from five hundred Dust Punch is hilarious.
(38:37):
He's been doing stand up for four years now and
we're doing the show together at the Madison Theater on Friday,
October seventeenth. But when I come in, Oh my god,
what you taught me? It's basically what Chris taught me
was like being in prison with another criminal to learn
how you can take all of your skills to do
diabolical stuff. And I just became more sinister person with
(39:05):
what I learned from Chris on how to mess with people.
And when I get into town, I'll come in the
studio and I'll share those stories with you guys. And
I can't wait to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Oh yeah, that'll be fun. I haven't seen Craig in
ages and no Craig. And then you know, if it's
gonna if you don't mind, I'm gonna adopt this as
my unofficial Lucky thirteenth birthday party at the Madison as well,
if that's okay.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
I love it, Okay, absolutely, I love it.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Well and I love the Madison Theater. I wish we
would do more stuff with them. But this is gonna
be a good deal. And that's on the seventeenth, and
I'm pretty psyched for it. And that's a Friday night.
And i've never met Chris. I've had opportunities to go,
but I don't leave the house, So this is gonna
be a it's gonna be a good time. I don't
leave the house and as you know, Craig, I don't
answer the phone. I don't do anything.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, so this is big that he's leaving for you.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, and we're gonna hang when you can.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Yeah, it's it's gonna be an amazing time. I can
see you. I'll be there in two weeks. But Chris
Kale and I are going to end the comedy show
by taping a live version of our show Beardo and
Weirdo that we started six months ago, which we've already
had a lot of amazing experiences on we have. We've
(40:17):
gone through really emotional stuff, but we've had the guys
from just moved down in corn and Carrie King from
Slayers showed up to surprise us. And then there's funny
moments that you don't expect to happen. Chris Kal from
Five Finger Death Punch got his feelings hurt by another
rock star. If I say to you, Chris Kale from
five Finger Death Punch got his feelings hurt by another
(40:38):
rock star? Which rock star which you guess hurt his feelings?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Oh, I don't know about that. I know, didn't he
have like a breakup and he was like very emotional
over that too.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
He was, But.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Which I mean, off the top of your head, who
do you think would be the kind of person that
could hurt his feelings a guy from five Finger Dead Punch.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
A guy in his band or another band.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
In another band.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Oh boy, I know, I can't even guess.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I would think somebody that it's going to be a shocker,
So I would think, I don't know, like the singer
from Creed.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Good Guests, Really, Chris Kale from Five Finger Death Punch
got his feelings hurt by weird Al Yankovic. It's an
amazing story. It's an amazing story. But yeah, I can't
wait to see you and explain that story. I'll see
you guys soon Madison Theater dot com. Also you can
go to my website, get gas dot com. It's get
(41:44):
gas dot com with two Wes's yes and myself. If
you're a fan of any of the shows I've been on,
King of Queen's Family, Guy, American Dad, Section the City,
you'll love the show. And if you're a fan of
five Finger Death Punch, obviously you'll love seeing Chris doing
stand up.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yes. And also when you get in here, just a teaser,
we got to talk about when you lived with Eddie
van Halen, and we got to talk talk about the
time which I don't know you say it didn't happen.
But the time that you and I both were had
had relations with the same girl, and not at the
same time, but we both I think caught something from her.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Oh which girl? Which girl was there?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well, let me shut the mics off real quick. Call
it in Sacramento.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah, I still don't remember.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Well you called.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
You called me and said, hey, man, remember when you
said you caught something from from so and so? What
was that? Give me a call back? And then I
had to call you.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
All right, So we're not selling tickets to any women.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
All the ladies just jumped out.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Oh that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
But that was a long time Alario. We've changed, Craig, absolutely,
you have to. You have to, all right, dude. Well,
it's good talking and we will obviously talk to you
more as we get closer to the show on the
seventeenth of the Madison Theater. It will be a good time.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Looking forward to it. Thanks for having me on. We'll
see you guys October seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Thankseloing.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Chris til from Five Finger Death Uns doing stand up
comedy the Madison Theater. I'll see you guys, all right, dude.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Thanks man. See it's a kid Chris Show its EBN
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