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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sola main say the game don't get you are don't
next time for Donkeys to day. Donkey of the Day
does not discriminate. I might now have the song today,
but I got the Dante day coast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So we ever feel I need to be a doney man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes, it's a practice club, bitch. Please don't give the
day today.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well at Sharon Donkey Today for Monday, May nineteenth goes
to Donald Trump Junior. And now, if you haven't heard,
President Joe Biden was diagnosed with an aggressive form of
prostate cancer that has spread to his bones.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
For more on that, let's go to MSNBC for the report.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Please Former President Joan Biden announcing he has been diagnosed
with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. In a statement
his office announcing Biden was seen last week for a
new finding of a prostate nodule after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms.
On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has
spread to his bones. The cancer characterized with the Gleasing
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score of nine, which medical experts say indicate the cancer
cells are likely to grow and spread rapidly. His office
noting while this represents a more aggressive form of the disease.
The cancer appears to be hormone sensitive, which allows for
effective management. At eighty two, Biden was the oldest sitting
president when he left office in January, dropping out of
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the twenty twenty fourth race amid concerns over his age
and help.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh that wasn't MSNBC, that was Good Morning America. Listen.
I don't care what your politics are.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm no fan of Joe Biden, but I don't wish
cancer in any form on anyone. Okay, you either sin
healing energy or you don't. Anything else is pointless. Well,
Donald Trump Junior decided to be pointless.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He first reposted a message saying politics aside, we wish
a speedy recovery. He reposted that and put agree one
hundred percent. But that lasted about three hours. Okay, three
hours later he posted this message. What I want to
know is how did doctor Jill Biden miss stage five
metastatic cancer or is this yet another cover up? He
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wrote that as he reposted a message declaring from a doctor,
it's highly likely that Biden was diagnosed as president and
didn't tell the nation. Listen, full disclosure. I thought the
same thing, but I'm not a doctor. Okay, I thought
to myself, prostate exams are pretty common. I went to
get a sector me consultation back in twenty twenty three
and it ended up getting a proftet exam.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay. I had my annual.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Physical last week and they drew my blood for a
proftate exam. So my point is protet exams are pretty common.
So I was just thinking to myself, how does a
person who sees the doctor on the regular, mister, early
stages of prostate cancer? How is your first diagnosis aggressive
and spread to the bone. That's where my mind went.
But once again, I'm not a doctor. Okay, so I
don't know. And the best thing when you don't know
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is just to shut the f up, because when you
don't know, when you ask questions that aren't coming from
a good place or make statements that aren't coming from
a good place, you end up sounding like Donald Trump Junior.
First of all, doctor Jill Biden, Biden's wife has a
doctorate in education. Okay, she's not a medical doctor, so
I could easily see why she would miss it because
she's not a medical doctor checking for it. Okay, Doctor
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Jill Biden's educational doctorate is for those seeking leadership roles
in education. Okay, that's what educational doctor it is for
those seeking leadership roles in education. And MD is a
medical degree that prepares individuals to practice medicine and diagnose, treat,
and prevent diseases. That's the difference, Okay for anyone who,
like Donald Trump Junr.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Doesn't know any better.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, Donald Trump Junior thinks doctor Dre can do knee surgery,
all right, Donald Trump Jr. Thinks doctor Seuss was a
licensed pediatrician. He also said, how do you miss stage
five metastatic cancer? Metastatic means cancer that has spread. Well,
there is one problem with that statement. There is simply
no such thing as stage five cancer. It doesn't go
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higher than four. Gay, Okay, I know every on colleges
in America screamed in unison like it was a hard
movie when they heard that stage four is the highest
it goes. There is no stage five cancer. This is
not dragon ball Z. You don't just keep leveling up
past the final bass. Okay, that's not how oncology works.
Donald Trump Junior probably thinks stage six is when the
cancer starts voting Democrat.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, don Jr.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Probably thinks web MD is a liberal conspiracy and that
board certified just means someone is good at monopoly.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, four is the highest he goes.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Four is cancer that has spread through distant parts of
the body for the record. Three is cancer that has
spread through limp nodes in nearby tissue. Two is cancer
that has grown more deeply into nearby tissue. One is
a small tumor that hasn't spread. And zero is cancer
cells found in their earliest forms. Come on, Donald Trump Jr.
If you're gonna be nasty, at least be nasty in
a somewhat smart way. Okay, the question you was asking,
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it's a valid one. All you could have just reposted
is doctor. You reposted and left it at that. He
reposted doctor Stephen Quay, I think his last name is,
who said prostate cancer is the easiest cancer to diagnose
when it first starts and to watch it progress to
bone mottussis. I know I'm pronouncing that wrong. He said
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it would be mild practice for his patient to show
up and first be diagnosed with metastatic disease in May
twenty twenty five. Okay, it is highly likely he was
carrying a diagnosis of prostate cancer throughout his White House tenure,
and the American people were uninformed about it. It was
perfectly fine, Donald Trump Junior to repost that and leave
it at that, let everybody fuss and argue amongst themselves.
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But you decided to put some sauce on it and
ended up signing like a devil. Damn fool. Please give
Donald Trump Junior to bigg As Sea Hull. You're gonna shoot,
you gotta shoot smartly. At least at least.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I didn't even know that Donald Trump had a junior. Yeah,
I didn't know that. I know he had a son.
I just didn't know that Joe was a junior.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's crazy, all right, Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir, Yes, indeed,
now we're gonna open up the phone lines. Clear mind,
clear your mind, clear your mind. Eight hundred five five
one oh five to one. Have you ever lost to
friendship because of a new relationship?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That is the question.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Eight hundred I'm not Taylor happy belated born daytail Now Taylor,
one of our producers who is is pregnant right now.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She has the most pregnant you Tailor, salute the big p.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
They hating on you because you got a little boothday,
because you're not started the family.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So what happened, Taylor? What happened? Taylor blas them right
now the on Plath tailor. It's a long story short.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I had a friend, longtime friend who once I got
into this relationship, and especially because I got pregnant so fast,
you is not that supportive from the jump, and I
think more, but I think more so.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's basically.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So, y'all used to go out. Y'all used to do
things together.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Y'all used to go on vacation and trips and go
to brunches and the clubs and go see Kendrick Lamar
together And now you don't take her, you take your boat.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah you should, but I think she and I think
it was just more so she didn't like the change
of it, and from that she it all happened when
he wanted to throw me a surprise party and how she.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Usually she throws the party, but now he wants to
come in and jump on what she usually does, and
he wanted to pick the DJ and where the venue was,
and the colors are doing all that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We don't care about them. Single family list hefless.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Have you ever lost a friend because of your new relationship?
Now you got a new boot, and people don't know
how to act no more.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Because this happened to you. You damn right, you're gonna
tell your third when you come back. Yes, there's a
bunch of clowns over there.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Okay, all right, all right, we'll get to it next.
Breakfast Club, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
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Speaker 3 (07:58):
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