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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Happy Halloween, ooh spooky. Let me start to show with
this real quick.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, Mikey, it's Doug formerly in DC. Yeah, don't let
Bob hear this.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
But okay, Bob, I need you to leave the room
really quick. Okay, just just walk outside in the halloway
real quick, because I got to get the rest of
Doug's message. Oh no, it's between me and Doug and listeners.
You need to get out of here real quick. Okay,
all right, just yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's Halloween, it's spooky, and it's time to weaponize Halloween.
Kids Bop, o Boy Monster Mash.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
All right, So every Halloween I take kids Bop Halloween songs.
Everybody knows the kids Bop albums. They make the kids sing,
you know, popular songs. They made him sing Halloween songs
before and every Halloween, I weaponize the kids Bop against Bob. So, hey, Bob,
come on back in, Come on back in, Bob. It's okay. Yeah,
it's just just Doug formerly in DC. Just this is

(00:58):
just wish wishing us a Halloween. What I had to
leave for. Definitely want to put your headphones on. I
had to leave for that. Yeah yeah, okay, all right,
that's how are you doing today? Everything good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wow? Kids, my baby, oh my god, that's right, each
of the monster. Alright, man, listen, we don't need to
do that. I'm not going to do the thing that
I do every Halloween and weaponized kids Bob Halloween songs.

(01:35):
We forgot all about it. We do it every year.
I just we don't need to do this. Run its
course now all right, now I'm done, God, I'm done.
I'm not just say love. Yeah. Man, we don't need

(02:01):
to do this. We don't need a weaponize kids. Don't
spooky Halloween. What's spookier than kids? Bomb? Nothing, nothing, It's
its own haunted house. I know it's spookier and kids,
Bob Rashy the Clown many time, it's Rashy Day, baby,
its Halloween Halloween stuff comes out. It's day. What a

(02:22):
stupid thing.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't even know why Rashy the Clown ever happened
on our show, but it feels like it's that one thing. Dude,
Why does anything happen on our show? That's a good
point too, Uh, Rashy the Clown our Halloween story coming
up for today in Freak Show history. This morning around
seven am, I'm done with the kids bop though. Man,
I'm not going over. It's not over all right, Oh god,

(02:51):
I'm done nothing. Spoo care. Then start your morning with kids.
Bob polloween songs n Kiss Mike, Gim Bob. It's the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's a
big game on Sunday, Man Sunday afternoon, one pm. Ackersuer

(03:15):
Steelers taking on probably the best team in football, the
Indianapolis Colts that have an unstoppable offense and our defense
is leaky right now. I hope it's not ugly. Man.
You see Lamar came back for the Ravens too. Here
come to the Ravens. Yeah, Lamar Jackson's back at quarterback,
their MVP for the Ravens. He threw like four touchdowns

(03:36):
against the crappy Dolphins last it's the Dolphins. But still, oh,
you gotta starting, Ravens might be bast Steeler's gotta start.
What in the games gotta start? You have until ten
am this morning to get on our free iHeartRadio app
and send us a talkback message. Just give us a
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Speaker 5 (03:58):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Stealers.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, let's go Sailer.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's hype. That's the hype we need, like on a
Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Here.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
All right, let's get to another one. Here we go, Steelers.
Here we go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
My husband and I didn't grow up here, but when
we moved here, we learned what it meant to live
in Steelers Country. Right, we would love to go to
a game. We've never been to one. The Steelers are
the first and only NFL team we have ever rooted for,
and we would be so excited to go Steelers.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
All right, that's good, you're you're qualified. You got until
ten am to enter. Oh, let's get to another one.
Gave some Greensburg. How about a little. Here we go Steelers.
Tap tip Here we go, tap tap tap. If you
do the taps, if you do the taps, if you

(04:58):
do the taps, go Steelers. Lady will up here. Oh right,
let's go.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Here we go, Steelers. Here we go, tap tap tap,
here we go, Steelers. Here we go, cap tap tap
all the way all the way. Here we go Stealers.
Here go tap tap, Here we go, Stealers. Here we go,
Tap tap tap super Bowl, the super Bowl super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You have until ten. I'm to send us a Steelers
talk back message if you want to be qualified to
win Steelers tickets against the Colts. On Sunday, Mikey and
Bob Podcast, Mikey and Bob, It's the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Joe Happy. Uh. We might dodge
some of the rain, right maybe, Yeah, it looks like

(05:50):
it's gonna be cloudy today. Highs near fifty. We might
we might see some rain a little like later maybe
after trigger treating. It's not gonna be pretty like. It's
gonna be dark and nasty. Yeah, and it's jolly out
so you know, it feels like Halloween. This is Halloween
weather right here, Bob. I love the listener friends that
we have, you know, the people that listen to the

(06:11):
show all the time, the people that we've met, like
in person before. And I feel like we all sort
of you know, just I feel like people have just
listened to us for so long that we're friends, yeah,
in their life, whether we met or not. We're those
kind of people that you guys could walk up to
us at wherever, stuff of us, you know, wherever you
see us, and we could just carry on a regular

(06:32):
conversation because we've known each other for so long. Yeah.
One of our great listeners, she calls herself best friend Nicole.
She's got her daughter Minie Dot. She sent us a
message yesterday. That was It was after we played Bob's
laugh track and she was, you know, having a bad day,
and it brought her back. This was yesterday's show. Here.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Everything is just hard, hard at work in life right now.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And I just heard Bob's laugh track.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
And I am smiling and like all of the stress
melts away.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, and I'm so grateful for both for that. Didn't
expect to get emotional and not be able to talk, right.
So that was yesterday's show, right, And then out of nowhere, man,
here comes our guy George. You know, George sends us
messages all the time. Ends it with y'all take it easy, Yeah, George,
send a message here talk back messages on the show
brought to us by One Team Media. But here here's George.

Speaker 9 (07:24):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (07:25):
Fellas George here catching up phone Thursday Morning's podcast, Best
Friend Nicole.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (07:30):
Whatever you're going through, I know everybody goes through the stuff.
This goes down to all y'all. Yeah, you're not just
Mike and Bob best bring y'all are best friends. Hi,
we love you, We love many doubt, we love everybody.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Man, y'all take it easy. Hey, that's what it's talking about,
right there. Man, our dumb show bring people together and
like get you through a tough time. It's it's very
rewarding for me and Bob. Do you know have have
built whatever this is here like that to where you
all feel comfortable and right hear each other and everything.

(08:01):
But then hold on though. We got this message too.
It's kids, Bob, Halloween songs at you? Ring your knife moment? Man?
Or did I enhance it? Candy? All right, I'm sorry
I weaponize the kids. Bop. I'm done. You're not done.

(08:23):
You're never done with it. You always say you're done.
You're not done. I'm done. You're gonna hit the button?
I know how what are you gonna call? Damn?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Right, you're calling the Ghostbusters kids? Bope, Cat, I'm mikey here, mom, Cash,
please stick around and listen to the remainder of our
show today. My pants could come off at any time.

Speaker 11 (08:49):
Screams and Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Get your podcasts. Mike and Mom, It's the ninety six
one Kiss Morning Freak Show Today in Freak Show History.
Coming up, It's Halloween. It's our Rashi the Clown story.
Everybody expects that from us on Halloween. We'll deliver it. Yep. Hey,
you know what, how about just a little bit, man,
how about a little bit let's go pans Huh, Dude, Dubes,

(09:14):
Dubes and mws like I you know, Dubes is the
guy who's signed all these guys that we don't know
their name, Kyle Dubis, the Penguins GM right, and our
new head coach Dan Muse. Yeah, but throwing new coaches
in crazy right, it's work. Things are working right now. Yeah,
everything's flipped. I wanted to last forever. Yeah, I hope
it does. But Dubes and news Man and who knew

(09:35):
Dubes and Mws might have some cooking. We got like
eighteen year olds out here scoring goals. You know, I know,
I know. Penguins beat the Wild last night in Minnesota. Uh,
four to one. Hey, how about Tristan Jarry too, man,
he's five and one of the year. Watch out like
kell Yeah, watch out hell h out uh. Also Game
six of the World Series tonight in Toronto. The Blue

(09:56):
Jays have the chance to win the World Series tonight.
You you rooting Blue Jays. I'm pulling for the Blue Jays, man.
I want to. I always like to see when like
an evil empire loses. Yeah, and not that the Dodgers
are evil, but they spend, you know, way more than everybody,
a ton of money. So I like to see a
team like Blue Jays spend too. But you know, you know,

(10:16):
just a team winning at home too. Yeah, let them
win at home. Good for you too. Canada tastes all right, Bob,
real quick, let's get to a couple of things that
are trending this morning. Here, learn something together right now,
It's time to find that he treating with Mikey and
bad Happy Halloween is trending because guess what it's Halloween. Ah. Also,

(10:40):
Snap is still trending again because Snap benefits run out tomorrow.
That spookiest thing that can't that is that is the
spookiest thing This Halloween YouTube TV is trending, and I
saw like statements from ESPN what happened with YouTube TV.
They didn't come to an agreement with like Disney, ABC,
so uh, they just dropped all the stuff. So YouTube

(11:03):
TV doesn't have ABC, Disney, ESPN or anything like that anymore. Yeah. Yeah,
And I think YouTube TV is like raise their price too,
I mean like eighty bucks or something. It's crazy. This
is the problem we're going to get into with all
these streaming service, especially the ones that are like YouTube TV,
we give you everything about TV. They like Subo or
something like that, you know, right, all these other apps

(11:24):
everybody's created an app. Now they're all gonna look around
and go, why are we going why are we paying YouTube? Like?
What the hell? Why why are we we have our
own thing, Like, we have our own app where people
can get all our stuff. Why would we send any
of it to any other apps so they can make money? Right? So, now,
if you're it's a MASS, if it's a BC and Disney,
you're like, okay, now let's try to get people to
cancel their YouTube TV so then they sign up for

(11:46):
ESPN Plus and all that. So it's only gonna get
worse too. Yeah, if you have YouTube TV and your
uh you're a fan of like ESPN or Disney or ABC,
you're probably not too happy. Also, Kim Kardashian's trending. I
don't even want to tell you why, but I feel
like I have to because there has to be somebody
else on the other side of this stupidity. She didn't

(12:08):
make any more for the underwear, did she. Kim Kardashian
has done two things recently that have made sort of
I guess, internet waves, right. I feel like we've got
to the point with the Kardashians or Kim Kardashian where
they're not I mean, they're still powerful, not as hot
as it was, They're not in your mind or in
your face every day anymore. Right, yes, yes, exactly. But

(12:29):
then Kim can do dumb stuff like make furry underpants
and just like here she is again, right because she
runs skims and everything like that. So you know, a
couple of weeks ago, she made these thongs that had
like hair on them, so it was like a hairy thong,
so you could basically like wear it and just have
nothing else on it. It looked like you just have genius

(12:52):
marketing like it is because she only has to make
like five of them and then they're like, oh my god,
they're sold out to what.

Speaker 12 (12:58):
Well.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Latest episode last night of Keeping Up with the Kardashian
she was talking with the actress Sarah Paulson.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
I'm sending you, like so far a million articles interviews
with both buzz Aldrin and yes, the other one.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, buzz Aldron of course, famous astronaut, right, of course. Yeah,
Kim Kardashian's about to tell you we never landed on
the moon. This girl, what was the scariest moment?

Speaker 8 (13:20):
And he goes, there was no scary moment because it
didn't happen. It could have been scary, but it wasn't
because it didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, So this is Kim Kardashian telling actress Sarah Paulson
that buzz Aldron said the moon landing never happened.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
He's gotten old and now he like slurs on and everything.
So I think it didn't happen. I sent her conspiracies
all the time.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I send your conspiracy. So, like the last two things
Kim Kardashian made headlines for was pube thongs in the
moon landing didn't happen, I'm a nasty scientist. Now she's
staring for attentions and we're giving it to it, so
you can get on evergy. It takes two seconds to
debunk this. It takes two seconds to debunk it because

(14:07):
there are clips that make it seem like buzz Aldrin
said this, but it's like heavily edited videos, taken out
of context videos, fake news stories and stuff like that.
Buzz Aldrin has consistently confirmed that the Apollo eleven mission
landed on the Moon, and it's whole thing. So wait
to go, Kim Kardashian. Damn it, we're talking about you
again because you are just that. Just why why just

(14:31):
full bush funks and buzz Aldrin's base bush. Yeah, this
is sort of when you can tell that the Kardashian
Empire is not quite as hot as it is when
the headline is Kim Kardashian now thinks the moon landing
didn't happen.

Speaker 11 (14:47):
Raa Ramarrama, Maga La La Mikey.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Bob, it's the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
We announced it yesterday on the show. But but Morgan Walling,
if you haven't heard, he is doing two shows at
Akroscher June fifth and June six tickets go on sale.
What was that next Friday? Yeah right, yeah at ten am.
You can pre register for Morgan Walling tickets at still
the Problem dot com. But that's some juice, man, if

(15:19):
you can play back to back at Akrosher, Like Kenny
Chesney doesn't even pull that off. Now, he does one
show and he's out like, hey, that's Taylor stuff. That
is that's Taylor Swift type things. If you're confident enough
that you're that big that you can do back to
back shows at a stadium and probably sell them out,
and you know he's probably going to, oh, yeah, have
people coming from Ohio, West Virginians. Yeah, those are gonna

(15:41):
be big shows. Morgan wall and two shows at Akroscher
June fifth and June sixth. Those tickets go on sale
next Friday at ten am. Let's get to a quick
talkback message here before we get to today in freak
show history. Talkback messages brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Hey day, Jellison and told you aff these guys are
the best podcasters.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Every love you eyes.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
We finally did it. We finally did it. We've done
this damp for like twenty years, and we finally did it.
We are the best podcasters ever. Like those nicknames for
us too.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Hey ye and told Rafe.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
You just got this kid calling you big elephant, and
me told giraffe. But you know that's great.

Speaker 13 (16:21):
That you guys are the best podcasters ever.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yep, my love you guys. Yep, there it is. I
should be worrisome for maybe our bosses or something. The
kid doesn't even know we're on the radio. We're just
the best podcasters ever where listening. We appreciate it absolutely. Hey, congratulations, Bob.
Though we finally did it. Man, we finally did it

(16:46):
best ever tried for a long time and we finally
did it. Appreciate that message. Now it's time for Rashie
the Clown. I don't even know how to explain this.
We didn't even this wasn't like a pre planned thing
or any thing like this. It just happened one Halloween.
I just started randomly telling a story about kids going

(17:08):
trick or treating, a spooky story and trick or treating
at the house of a certain clown named Rashy the Clown.
Let's get to it for today. In freak show history,
it's spooky time. Kids today, history today story. Close your

(17:34):
eyes real quick and take a journey with me. Okay,
we're going on. We're going on a spooky Halloween journey.
Oh my goodness. Go okay, you're trick or treating, all right,
trick or treat. Okay, it's a little spooky. You're out
by yourself. Everybody else has gone inside, and there's only
one house left. Okay, one house left, and you got

(17:58):
all the candy. But you heard this house has all
the big candy bars, king size size. Oh my goodness,
got rinking size. No pennies, no cough drops, no apples
at this house, king size candy bars. But you're by yourself,
and you heard that. This isn't the house to be
trick or treating at. Nobody's trick or treated at all night.

(18:19):
But if they have king sized candy bars, give you
a whole box, because you're the last trigger treat of
the night. My goodness, trick or treat. You go up
to the door, trick or treat. You look around the window.
A face pops out at you. It's a grown man,
a grown man trigar treat dressed like a clown. Goodness, Oh,
there's tricks at this house, and there's also treats at

(18:42):
this house. And you can hear the doorknob turn. You're
about to get candy, all the full sized candy bars,
because nobody went to the clowns house. King size. He
pulls the door open. Oh my goodness, is that a
milky way. He's got a big bow, he's got a
funny wig. His whole face is painted like a clown,

(19:03):
and he's peeking out from the side of his door.
You see the big He's not that scary, this Cloud.
There's nothing wrong with this clown. And then hull size
candy by she opens the door the full way and
he is not wearing any pants or underwear at all,
none at all. He is a naked clown, naked from

(19:24):
the waist down. But you and your friend Bob, two
grown men who are the last two trigger treaters of
the night, are completely okay with it. We're not leaving
without candy. Tell him where'd your pants go? Cloud? And
he said, clowns don't wear pants on Halloween. Trick or treat.

(19:47):
Don't be afraid, don't be scared. Trick or treat. It's
just a clown who physically can't wear pants. They chafe
his groin and it's medical. Nobody wants a rashy clown
on Halloween. Before we left the clown with a rash
asked him what his name was and he said, Rashy

(20:08):
the clown. All right, what the clown? Guys. I don't
know what's happening right now. This is our job, this
is our career, and I have no idea what's happening
on the show right now.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
We have lost.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Control these beautiful things. Mikey and Bob, you're spooky buddies,
spooky dudes on Halloween. It is the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Of course, Halloween is today.
Also WHOOPI a football playoffs today, Football games today? In

(20:50):
a football it's not great out there, you know, it's
just wats cloudy. It's gonna be cold football weather. Yeah.
And there's a bunch of cities obviously that have change
trick or treating, you know they've already had it, or
trunk or treats are happening and moving it to Saturday.
There's a lot of stuff going on. You ever think
Halloween's just gonna get phased out now? You don't think

(21:12):
you think it will always be around. No, well, yeah,
big candy won't let it fail. It's just a weird
thing when you think about Halloween, like we tell kids
to go to strangers houses and ask for candy. It's

(21:32):
the worst possible holiday ever. If we came up with
this holiday now, people would say absolutely, no way, no
way are we doing this? Eh? But whatever, I feel
like it's one of a few times you were actually
see my neighbors. So well, yeah, that is actually a
good point. It's not a bad thing. It's yeah, that

(21:52):
is a good point as an adult that hands out candy.
You're right, that's you see all your neighbors in the neighborhood.
And yeah, that's a good point. All right, let's get
this talk back messager brought to us by One Team Media.
All right, spooky MUDs, spooky MUDs. All right, yeah, well

(22:13):
we'll play our spooky nudes song later in the show, obviously,
because it's Halloween. Let's get to a call real quick here.
Good morning, Amy, Good morning guys. How are you pretty good?
You have an office Halloween party you tell us about?

Speaker 12 (22:28):
Oh, my office is so lame. I work in PR marketing,
so I'm only in the office like one or two
days a week, and I just noticed the flyer for
the Frightening Monster Bass that's happening since Friday.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hold on, in your office, there's an actual flyer for
a frightening Monster bash. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
I'm in the bathroom right now, so nobody hears because
I know about it because I'm not in the office.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
That office.

Speaker 12 (22:53):
But it says that everyone is encouraged to bring a
spooky side dish or dessert. Wait to get so much better,
and there's special prizes or whoever decorates their door the scariest.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh my god, don't dream.

Speaker 12 (23:14):
My boss actually said something to me this morning because
I didn't decorate my door, and I said, I'm sorry,
I'm too busy. I don't have time to decorate the doors.
But we're not allowed to wear costumes, you know, because
we have clients to come in all day and I
guess they so want us to look professional with, you know,
scary decorated doors like that professional.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Only wacky decorations are professional. Spooky side dishes, spooky washing
so hard.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
I just happened to see it and I had to
call you.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I'll tell you what the hell is it? Called again?

Speaker 12 (23:44):
The Frightening Monster Bash.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
For the Frightening Monster Bash this year, we're going to
bring in spooky side dishes and decorate the door contest boy,
but remember, don't wear costumes very unprofessional, and don't forget.

Speaker 12 (24:01):
Your spooky side is or is.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Not a day line Kiss. I'm Mark Young Bums Podcast. Hey,
thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you. Yep.
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You can send us a message about previous shows, the

(24:26):
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that little talkback microphone and you can send us a
message and maybe you'll make the show. Oh it's Taylor
Swift the fata Ophelia, It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety

(24:48):
six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. It's gonna be
cloudy today. Hi's near fifty degrees. I don't think we're
getting any like sprinkles or showers till maybe later tonight
in some areas might escape it. So it's not gonna
be a like a washout or anything for Halloween, just
you know, cold and cloudy like it is, a little blustery,
like it is just about every Halloween. All right. We

(25:09):
got this talkback message here, Bob, and it's a little longer,
but I gotta get to this guy because I think
his story is UH is sort of you know, worth
sharing on the UH on the show today. Talkback messages
brought to us by One Team Media. Oh jeez, it's kids, Bob, Kids, Bob,

(25:34):
Halloween night, all right. I love that. You just got
a button over there, and you're like, all right, yeah,
time to torture everybody. Go every Halloween, I weaponize kids,
Bob Halloween. I forget you have them too, I know.
And then during the Halloween Show, I wait and then
I wait for you to forget it, and then I

(25:56):
act like I'm doing something euth Here, Hey, kids, Bob,
all right, for real, here's his message.

Speaker 14 (26:02):
Here, you guys. That's news I wanted to share. So
today we welcomed our third kiddo into the world.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Wow, look at that. We got new baby. You got
a new baby in the world.

Speaker 14 (26:13):
Her and her mom are doing fantastic, thank goodness. For
some medical reasons, this one had to be a sea section,
so things went a little different than what I'm what
I'm used to. I'm not sure if you guys have
ever experienced that.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
No, Beckett, never had to have a sea section with
either of your two kids, right, No?

Speaker 9 (26:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
No, no too regular birth nothing over here but vaginal birds.
I'm sure a lot of people out there have.

Speaker 14 (26:48):
But at one point, I'm behind this curtain with the
wife holding hands, and at some point you can hear
the baby start to cry, so I'm getting excited. I
look over at the wife to see her reaction, and
now I'm realizing she's on a different planet.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, with the drugs that she's on. Yeah, getting a
sea section. They're cutting you, you open to remove a
tiny human from you. I'd want to be on a
different planet as well. Yeah, you're getting the best drugs
they got.

Speaker 14 (27:15):
And with that warning, the uh, that curtain comes down partially. Yeah,
and I'm face to face with our brand new baby again.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
This is their third child, the first sea section, though
he's coming face to face with their new humans.

Speaker 14 (27:32):
Still attached and being held at arm's length by the
doctors for a few seconds. Huh, and I, for the
life of me, could not think how to react or
what to say. I just kind of said, uh, hi baby.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Ah, so old on. His wife is cut open, everything's out.
They called the baby out. The curry's attached, The curtain
comes down in the doctor that delivered the baby presents
him with the baby. Maybe cut the corn, and he
does not know what to say.

Speaker 14 (28:11):
Hi baby, Hi baby. The baby's just hanging.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
They're like nah.

Speaker 14 (28:18):
In my head, I'm thinking this is like being shown
a bottle of fine wine at a fancy dinner or something,
and they're just waiting for my approval.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yes, hi baby, baby.

Speaker 14 (28:33):
Vintage thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Ago, thirty seconds ago, and it pairs well with Sleepless Night.
All right, I'll take it. Yeah, all right. So the
wife had a sea section. It's their third child.

Speaker 14 (28:46):
But overall things went great. There was one point that
the little one's temperature was a degree or too low,
I guess, and they said they need to warm her up.
I'm just thinking, okay, yeah, wrap her up in a
thicker blanket or something. And he's a little surprised when
they wheeled in this machine that basically appride direct heat

(29:06):
to the kid like it's some kind of a tanning
bed slash, keep the ham warm it and all you
can eat buffet combo.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
But it works, all right. This guy is just he's
doing a great job of describing childbirth. What happened. This
man was not ready for his wife to be high
out of her mind and out of it, like out
of the moment. He had to be in control what
was happened, and he was like, they brought in something
that looks like it warms up them to warm my
brand new baby up.

Speaker 14 (29:34):
So all jokes aside though things things really went great. Yeah,
I did want to give a big thank you to
all the all the staff of course, yeah, nurses, doctors,
just everybody at McGee hospital. Yeah McGhee for what you
guys did shut not only today but what you guys
do every day. Everything super easy and really appreciate all

(29:56):
the compassion and love. Just can't thank you guys enough,
and thank you everybody in that field as well.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
So thank you brand new baby ham, beautiful things baby Ham. Heay. Congratulations.
Hope you and the wife and all the kids are
doing great. That is a it's a wonderful story there.
And yeah, you know, we always say we have a
lot of nurses. I feel like that listen to our show.
But yeah, if you work in the medical field, you
don't get enough credit. And we appreciate everything you do

(30:23):
every day. All right, we got a chance for you
to win one thousand dollars. Coming up this morning around
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to say before the Steelers take on the Colt Sunday.
Cam Hayward next on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's
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(30:44):
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Speaker 6 (31:21):
Hey, my can't Big Bob Samon Diehard Steelers stands through
and through, but my TikTok keeps showing me the Colts
mascot Blue. Yeah, if you hadn't watched his videos, I
need you to go watch his videos because he is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's good. Have a good day, guys, Go Steeler. Yeah,
Steely mcbeam really is an awful mascot. The Colts maybe
have the best mascot in the NFL. Blue. It's yeah,
it's a good mascot. Unhinged, it's like it's it's it's
sort of gritty ish where the mascot can get away
with things. Yeah, you know, nothing's like the Flyers mascot gritty,

(32:00):
And I know that's bad in Pittsburgh to be like, hey,
Philly's got it. But there's no questions, got great. He's
the best mascot in all sports. It's not even close
because it's unhinged and can do whatever it wants. But
Blue is a pretty solid mascot for the for the Colts. There.
So let's get to Cam Hayward here. Of course, the
Steelers taking on the probably the best team in football,

(32:20):
the Colts. So when we hear Cam Hayward talk and
he's doing his you know, interviews and stuff like that,
we always say that he comes across as sort of,
you know, he's a great dad. He comes across to sort
of a sitcom dad. Yeah, wants to sit you down
and teach you a lesson. So here was Cam Hayward
just talking about how it's a new week for the Steelers.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
It's a new week, new challenge. I play better ball,
you know. I know these last two games haven't been
what we want, but you know, you gotta be playing
your best ball late in the season. And I like
to think we're just we're climbing too that we just
have to be ready to keep trying to get better.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It's like you failed two tests. It just got to
study a little bit more. You woke up though, and
you're here. It's a new week. Yeah, new week for
the team. Here's Cam Hayward on how he responds to
some Steelers haters that have you know, shown up after
two straight losses. I don't really worry about it.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I'm worried about the guys in the room.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, family first, worried about the guys in the room,
not the haters. How you do it, Kim, worry about
attacking it, trying to get better.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
If I paid attention to all that, I think I
think I would have too much on my plate. So
the goal is to win. I don't care how it's done.
I take a lot of pride in what I do,
and I hopefully everybody else does too.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
The goal is to win. Don't care how it's done.
Cam can't even see you haters. Nope, It's like John Sina,
you can't see him. I just did the John Cena
hand thing. If I feel I felt like I needed
to make a noise. You can't see me, proper noise.
I think if I didn't, you can't see me right,

(34:01):
nobody would know it's a good noise. So I had
to go. You know, uh, here is Cam hay motor
boat in your hand. How about this though, Here is
Cam Hayward talking about Halloween at Cam's house. That's kids Bob. Yeah,

(34:23):
that's kids Bob. I'm sorry, I should probably stop weaponizing
kids bob Halloween songs on the show. But did he
really talk about Halloween or did you just do that? Now?
I just play that to you. I'm Mary Young Bob.
They said they heard a twenty year old man yelling exploitatives, exploitatives,

(34:44):
exploitives at the staff man. Reading is bad today for
me when I got to read stuff. I am Crumbling Creams.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
A Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeart Radio or wherever you.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Get your podcasts. Mikey and Bob. It's the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Tomorrow, Playboy Cardi at
the arena. Huh Yeah, Pitt's playing at Stanford, so a
for sure's field will be safe for another week. That's
three pm on Saturday. Pens are at Winnipeg taking on

(35:14):
the Jets. That's a three pm start too. That's weird
you throw all three pm Pens into my college football Saturday.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Me.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You know, I got two TV's in the garage, now
do you? You've gone to two TVs? Yeah? I hang
out in my garage a lot, you know, way I
think we all know. I think, Well, yeah, my dad
used to hang out in the garage a lot too.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Joe used to be out in the garage. Yeah, he did.
He would tinker though I'm not a tinkerer, he would,
you know. He had like a work bench and everything,
and he would tinker. I think our dad's generation are tinkers, man. Yeah,
he didn't pass down the tinkering to me. I'm not
a tinkerer like guy. You right through the work bench
like real tools and yeah, I'm out there working on something.

(36:02):
I remember my dad had like one of the vice
things that you know, you put something in, yeah, man,
and I always remember I like to just like spin
it around and like, oh, I got my finger stuck
in it. Let's see how much pain I can take. Bro,
did you do that? Yeah? Yeah, stick a finger and
don't do that, by the way, kids, But you know,
our dads were tinkerers. So what am I talking about?

Speaker 11 (36:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, I have two TVs in the garage now. They're
both really small though, So don't think this is like
some crazy thing where I got flat screens and stuff
like that, like hanging in my garage the awesome wall
with TVs. I know, I know it would be all
thre garage time. I really got to improve my garage
set up.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Maybe I just need to move to a new house
that has like one of those like like porches outside,
like a covered porch with a TV. That's what I need,
you know, Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. Someplaces smoke can go. Also,
Riverhounds playoff game Saturday six thirty, The hans Man a
lot of their home, right yeah yeah, playoff home six

(37:04):
point thirty. So you got pitt, you got Pens, you
got hans All on Saturday, you got Whippy Old playoffs tonight,
and of course Steelers Colts at akrosure on UH. On Sunday,
you may have seen that dictionary dot Com has come
out with their word of the year, and it's six seven, right,

(37:26):
you know, all the kids for months and months of
Italy six seven right. It's not really a word, it's just,
you know, it is what it is. The uh the
site dictionary dot com posted don't worry because we're all
still trying to figure out exactly what it means. Doesn't
really mean anything. You don't have to worry, you don't
have to figure it out. Don't overthink it happened, but dictionary,

(37:48):
and by the way, dictionary dot com, we don't even
trust you. Merriam Webster decides what the word of the
year is. It's not dictionary dot com. Webster tells me
words either way, though, six seven the word of the
year for dictionary dot com, and then we read the
Facebook comments section about it. Beware, oh, a very deep

(38:09):
dark place on the internet. Time for kiss Facebook comments. Uh.
These are some of the Facebook comments section after dictionary
dot com says six said is the word of the year,
even though it's not really a word. Marty, wait until
these kids find out about sixty nine. All right, Marty, alright,

(38:31):
hell yeah, Marty, take it easy, Marty, Yeah, Marty. Let
him know, Marty, Linda. At least they're not saying I
did a sixty nine all right, Linda, Okay. Marty and
Linda are live on of your block and they're telling
the kids sixty nine Marty and Linda. Oh my god,

(38:56):
a couple of names. Those are a couple of names
that I want to see together. Oh my god, Marty
and Linda in a love lock. I gotta settle down, man,
Jamie m This is the results of all those kids
eating tide pods in twenty nineteen. Here we are today.
I don't know if that's I don't know if that's
what happened. I don't know that if that's where six
seven came, is that where society turned? Uh? Don w here.

(39:21):
Six seven? How about two eight one three, three oh
eight zero zero four? If you know those numbers, you're
my people. Mike Jones explain Tricia as here in the
Facebook comments, as dictionary dot com says, six seven is
the word of the year. Tricia s, I drive bus

(39:44):
for our school district and I'm bus sixty seven. This
thing cannot end soon enough for me, poor Tricia. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mary s. I'm a fourth grade teacher and
my advice is to embrace it. Kids. Caring about numbers
is not a bad thing, no matter what stupid reason.
The teacher across the hall and I, Mary, are gonna

(40:06):
be a six and a seven for Halloween and the
school is gonna go nuts. And I like it, Mary,
I like it. One more here, Jefsey six seven isn't
even a word. It's two numbers put together. And this
is coming from dictionary dot com. We live in a
world of morons. Happy Halloween. It's Mikey, It's Bob the

(40:34):
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Were setting
the clocks back on Sunday. Yeah, yeah, daylight savings time,
get an extra hour sleep, but also then it gets
dark at like four o'clock, four thirty whatever. It throws
everybody's body clock off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing's normal.
The deer are gonna be horny earlier. I feel like,

(40:56):
you know that snow. It just means snows. I what
it means. Let's get rid of this damn thing. Every
year somebody like introduces a bill. It's like, stop doing this.
You know, it's suppose that recreational we get introduced like
every year and it never happened. Yeah, I feel like
you're right. It was supposed to happen by now. Yeah,
we're supposed to be done with this and we'll figure

(41:18):
it out. I think there's a couple of stakes that
don't have it, like Arizona or something like that. Yeah, no,
I doubt we will. But we probably have a bigger
things to worry about than daylight savings time at this point.
I remember a time where daylight savings time was a
big deal, simpler time. Now we're just sort of sort
of worried about people's snap benefits running out tomorrow. All right.

(41:39):
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They've been a great sponsor and friends of the show
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we started doing this thing around Thanksgiving called friends Giving,
where we take some listeners to the Get Go Test kitchen,
where Chef Tom cooks up a bunch of stuff, including
their Thanksgiving sub, the Pilgrim Sub. We all kind of
hang out for a couple hours. Yeah, it's pretty cool

(42:00):
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Speaker 15 (42:11):
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Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh jesus two thousand and five.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Come on, I was in middle school and now I'm
thirty one.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Middle school, Now I'm thirty one. I love you guys,
and I would love to go to Friendsgiving. Thank you nice. Well,
you're uh, you're qualified. Thanks for uh, you know, thanks
for making us feel old, Berrey, Let's get to it.
I was in middle school and now I'm thirty one. Dude,
that's wild. Like we started, we were like twenty one

(42:46):
when we got this job. We had no right ever
having this job that young. Yeah, like that's the thing.
There's a whole generation of people have just grown up
with us, even though we haven't really grown up that much.
That's little thing, a little bit. We've grown up a
little bit. We've matured a lot, a little bit, a
little bit. Well, you know, we don't send you like
outside to do things to try to get arrested anymore.

(43:09):
Like a little bit grown up a little bit. We
keep Bob inside when we out there. We used to
let Bob out on the streets during the show to
just caused may But yeah, we've grown up because we
almost got fired in our first couple months because we
uh well there's multiple reasons I would have been in
prison by now if we were to continue down that

(43:31):
same path. Yeah, we had to grow up real fast.
And uh yeah, we haven't chained saw it any office
furniture lately like we did our first year. So yeah,
I was in middleature now I'm thirty one. Yeah, it's
a lot, it's lots taken there. All right, let's get
to another friends giving talkback here.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Hi, Mikey Bob. My name is Shannon.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I'm a longtime listener. Thank you, but I've actually never
had a pilgrim sub. I know this is probably like
a sin. What how dare you good? You'll try one
you like it? But I would love for me and
my husband to go to the test Kitchen with you guys.
So here's my answering. Thanks guys, love you. You're qualified

(44:09):
to go to friends giving with us. Let's get to
another one.

Speaker 13 (44:13):
Here, favor Town. I just want to enter my name
into the get go Test Kitchen friends Giving event. It
would be a great time to enjoy some exotic meats
and cheeses. Oh yeah, maybe deep price and twizzlers and
just have a speaking good time. Get some Tassel time too,
maybe whoa.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I can't say reckless things around chef Town like deep
frying twizzlers. He'll do it, He'll he'll do it. Chef
Tom listens to the show he does, and especially when
we do the friends giving stuff, he'll listen to it
and be like, hey, who wanted deep fried twizzlers? Because
I got the you know, I'm just gonna show up
with them right. Also, though, do you hear the end
of his message, Tassel time might be some tassel time,

(44:54):
Old Tassel time. I still have some spooky nipple tassels
that were mailed to us. Again. You know, earlier this
week we got some nipple tassels mailed to us. Bob
put them on during the show, and this happened. We've
been told its tasle time. By the way, you can
still watch Bob dancing around with nipple tassels on if you, uh,

(45:16):
by the way, man the city right now, I'll be
completely honest. Uh huh. We're the city of nipples right now.
We are, yeah, yeah, because you're you with nipples on
the internet. And then Andrew Philipponi from from the Fan
got his nipples pierce because the Steelers lost to the Bengal.
We're having a nipple moment in our city. I'm telling you, man,

(45:37):
city of champions and right now, twenty twenty five, I
think city of nipples. Cat. I'm Mikey Bums. We don't
take ourselves too seriously here at at the station with
our show. I think you all know that.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Right stream the Micy and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
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(46:17):
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Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey, at FS Big
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(46:37):
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's gonna
be cloudy out there today. Hi's near fifty degrees. I
think we'll escape most of the rain. We might see
something like later, like maybe after trigger trading is done,
but should be somewhat dry. I think it's just you know,
clods and grain and a little chilly. Yeah, it just
feels like Halloween. Halloween right, all right, we're continuing to

(47:00):
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Actressure one pm on Sunday. All you gotta do is
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Speaker 9 (47:10):
We'll get you qualified, should mach And, I'm from Pittsburgh
and I want to say, here we go, stealers, here
we go, Here we.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Go, stealers, here we go. Yeah, here we go, stealers.
Here we go, Here we go, stealers, here we go.
Yeah yeah, damn okay, right, okay, so smooth, all right,
let's get to another one.

Speaker 10 (47:34):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
My name's Tiffany Zyler.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I'm calling to qualify for the Steelers tickets on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
It's my husband and I is one your anniversary. Hey,
here we go, stealer. Hey, all right, right, I like
that guy better?

Speaker 9 (47:47):
Should mach And I'm from Pittsburgh and I want to say,
here we go, stealers.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Here we go, here we go, steal this, here we go,
here we go, steal this. Here we go. Ghosts you nice? Right,
all right, it's time to get to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
We got a couple of things here that we have
to cover. Of course, if you've been listening to the

(48:12):
show long enough, you know that there's a there's a
few people that will just listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
They post about it on social media the things that
they hear, and this is the stuff that might not
make the news. They might not make you know, the
local news websites and stuff like that, stuff that kind
of flies under the radar because a lot of it's
not that big of a deal. But right still things

(48:34):
that are happening in and around our city. They have
a website to pghdash scanner dot com. It's time to
find out what is happening in and around our city.
Downtown tenth Street bridge caller sat a person was wearing
a gas mask riding a bicycle, swerving across all lanes
of traffic, and callers said, it's suspicious a gas mask.

(48:56):
Is that like a Halloween costume? I don't know. Riding
a bike with a gas mask on does not seem
like that is a very safe thing to do. And
I know we have multiple areas in this city that
stink all the time. You know, we have a stink
bridge in the city. You know, there's there's some areas
you drive by it's stinky all the time. I don't

(49:19):
know if you need to go as far as wearing
a gas mask on your bicycle. Sure wasn't like a
Bain mask like the the villain Bane. And that was
just North side bane on his bike, north side main
right into the city on a mountain bike. Also happening, well,

(49:42):
you know, you know what else you can use a
gas pain is far left menacing on a mountain bike.
You can use a gas mask for though, I don't
worry about it. Also happening in and around our city,
Sheridan caller said. Caller said that he hit the blunt

(50:04):
so hard that he passed out and woke up a
few minutes later. Said to believe, caller said he was
not expecting that. She dude, what are you calling nine
one one day? Brag? No, I don't think. I don't
think that's He's gotta be scary, though, if you hit
the blunt so hard you pass out and then wake up,

(50:25):
send him to come take this weed for me. I can't.
I can't be trusted with it anymore. I can't roll
another blunt. The first one got me. First one traveled.
You know what, Sheridan guy needs to hook up with
gas mask bite guy and they need to figure out
because there's definitely a way where you can smoke through
a gas mask. I think I don't know if that,

(50:47):
I don't know. Blunt Guy's ready for bicycle gas mask
guy though, but if they combined, power doesn't sound like
he's ready. It doesn't sound like he's ready. How do
you call the cops? Where I hit the blunt so
hard I passed out. That's what's happening in and around
our city. All right, your chance to win one thousand dollars.

(51:07):
We'll try to pay your bills. Coming up around nine ten.
It's Mikey and Bob, Mike and Bob. It is the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, I
got to uh, I gotta play this for you real
quick here, man. This is uh, it's pretty good Pittsburgh Dad.
You know, I know people feel some way about Pittsburgh Dad,

(51:29):
but it's it's a thing here in the city obviously
and has been for years. Of course, huge on social
media and everything. Pittsburgh Dad put out a little Halloween video, right,
I gotta get to just the parts that we're making
me and Bob laugh here, so real quick, here's the
Pittsburgh Dad Halloween video. No, that's kids Bob singing thriller,

(51:58):
He's wrong with You. Every Halloween, I have to weaponize
kids Bob Halloween songs against Bob I'm sorry, though. Let
me get to Pittsburgh Dad real quick here though, because
don't do it again. You're gonna do it again. No,
I'm not gonna do it again. I'm really gonna play
Pittsburgh Dad. I am. You don't think I am?

Speaker 16 (52:18):
Now, Mom, you don't got to call father Tim, because
just get dressed up like a K pop demon, hunts
a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Put the rosary back. Hey, Jeffy, where are you? Six seven?
What is that?

Speaker 16 (52:27):
How many yards ex stewers give up for dad? How
many times y has been your house in the last month.
Day you're handing out Sarah's candy bars. Will you give
it out next year? Bitcoin? You're making a whole street
look bad. We're handing out fun sized kit cats. You're
over there with d you buy chocolate. He's so right Pittsburgh.
Dad's so right on that you're over there.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
If you're like ranking Pittsburgh candies like Sarah, I don't
know if I've ever seen a house handout Sarah's products
like I'm offensive to full five house. I've always been
full sized. Oh yeah, because you don't get any treats
at the most, Dude, I get like two hundred I'm

(53:06):
a fun size house all the way, because I would
go broke if I did full sized candy bars. But
Pittsburgh Dad's right, that's due buy chocolate. That is that's
the highest of high that is of trigger treating candy
in Pittsburgh. You get some Sarah's candies. That is due
by chocolate. Again, this is the new Halloween Pittsburgh Dad. Here, Hey,

(53:27):
deb we're out of candy.

Speaker 16 (53:29):
We had about fifty inflatable dinosaurs, hundreds Sabrina the Carpenters,
and enough K Pop Demon Hunters to defeat the Ninth
Circle of Hell or Baltimore or Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, ninth Circle of Hell or Baltimore. Yeah. Ca Pop
Demon Hunter is obviously gonna be the most popular Halloween costumes,
like all the characters and stuff like that. But this
was the one that got me and Bob. This Pittsburgh
dadline in the New Halloween video a sexy minion.

Speaker 16 (53:52):
I'm gonna tell you right now, if I want to
see a half naked girl with one eye, I'll get
on the strip club down with walks.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Sexy just stand at the port. Wasn't full of candy?
Oh sexy sexy media. Let me tell you right now.

Speaker 16 (54:10):
If I want to see a half naked girl with
one eye, I'll get on the strip club down Keith.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Walks, alright, Oh that's good. Mikey and Bob and Tonightty
six to one, Kiss Morning Freak Show. Chance you have
one one thousand dollars, we'll try to pay your bills.
Coming up next. Also coming up next on the show,
we do it every Halloween since we somehow came up
with this weird song, the Spooky Nudes song. Spooky Nudes

(54:38):
is coming up next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Of course, it's Halloween today, a lot of trigger treating tonight,
whippy old football playoffs tonight, but also this weekend like
after today. Oh man, that's when the Halloween candy goes
on sale and where people really stuck up. Ye dude,

(54:58):
do you remember t Bone? It's it's t Bone candy
corn time. Man, This got t Bone leave us a
message earlier just about how he loves t uh loves teats.
He loves candy corn.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
That candy corn tastes so good.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I did not know he loves too. He's so good.
Hooting all up candy corn teats. T Bone just sent
another message here.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
Hey guys, you t Bone checking back in today. I
like to wait, told you know today after Halloween to
get stalk up on the candy corn when it's like
fifty percent off.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I mean, that's the move we all pro moved.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
Everybody's going for the Snickers and the Skittles everything else. Yeah,
but you know that candy corn is always there, you.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Know, t Bones letting you know always there, that candy
corn is always there.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
My wife gets mad at me, called about ten to
fifteen bags, and I was strolling destroy them all before
it ending their.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Number candy corn.

Speaker 17 (56:11):
T boat settled out bag, destroy him too, destroy.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Not even enjoy it, just destroy it. Just rip them
open and just a deep boat, deep boat.

Speaker 14 (56:23):
Deep bout that candy corn tastes so good.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
It's beautiful things. Mike, you Bob. It's the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We have a chance
to try to pay your bills. Coming up next, we
will give you the nationwide keyword to enter up on
our website nine to six to one Kiss dot com
in just a few minutes. But first, let's take you
back to one of our favorite things about Halloween a
few years ago. This was not planned. We did not
like write this out or anything. Me and Bob just started.

(56:49):
We were just feeling it, and all of a sudden,
this random uh huh spooky nude song was created. Hey,
the above them and spooky mood. Wow, don't you dmy
your nudes spooky nudes. I'm in spooky mood and I
need you DM me spooky nudes. Okay, doesn't have to

(57:15):
be fully naked, just make sure it's spooky. DM me
some spooky spooky nudes. Now, DM and spooky nudes. Hey,
we lied to you, guys earlier we said we don't
do drugs. We're both high. It's serious, extremely high right now.
We don't even know what's happening. Not we don't do

(57:36):
don't do drugs, kids, we don't. We don't do drugs.
Just friendship. We're running our friendship and coffee and skooky MUDs.
A couple of best friends known each other since Little
League baseball. Mike and Bob never ever seen each other naked,

(57:57):
not even in a locker room setting. But now the time. Hey, there, Bobe,
I follow you. Why don't you DM me spooky nudes
every Halloween? I don't want to see it. I just
want you naked holding a tiny, tiny pumpkin, doesn't even

(58:22):
need to be full sized. I want to see lots
of skin and a little bit of orange. Spooky nudes
because you're my favorite dude. Why don't you dudes, spooky
dudes taking spooky nudes, Mokey and Bob by spooky dudes
and that Halloween times spooky nudes. It's a weird one today.

(58:50):
Spooky nudes, I mean, spooky dudes. Why don't you DM
me spooky nudes? A feeling spook over here and I
want to see you over there and nothing but your
birthday suit. Send me spooky nudes. What's you gonna, dude,

(59:12):
What you're gonna do? When I sat in your d
and in resta spooky dude? Tell you this, spooky dude,
Happy Halloween. It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. The Penguins yesterday, I guess

(59:35):
sort of put out a statement about the the guy
that fell over from the upper level down to the
lower level at the Penn's game the other day. I mean,
there hasn't been many details about maybe what happened or
you know, any of the situation the team in Oakview Group,
which is the arena's managing partner, posted that they can

(59:57):
confirm the patron was not using the designated staircase at
the time of the incident and the safety barrier remained intact.
So like allegedly seat hoppin' I sounds like something yeah that,
I don't know, something like that. Maybe and his foot
got caught and just tumbled over. I don't know. You

(01:00:17):
would have to think there's video of this somewhere in
the arena though, right, like they would be able to, uh, yeah,
they have cameras like everywhere. Yeah, I mean it's a
crazy amount of cameras. I said the other day when
I went to the game, I walked in. I was
in a suite for the game, and I walked into
the suite and within like two minutes I was on
the jumbo trunds. Just like how they find me? Are
how'd they find me? Like, there's got to be video

(01:00:39):
of this somewhere, probably not something that the Penguins want public,
But they're also saying, you know, wasn't using the designated
staircase at the time of the incident. That sounds like
some stuff that's probably trying to legally get them out
of of anything like a horrible situation, which the as

(01:01:00):
for the person who took that tumble out of awful. Absolutely.
See the local kid, the kid from West Mifflin. Oh,
Logan Cooley, Yeah, yeah, you see, he plays for Utah.
He's on the Utah. You see the new Deally sign.
It's on real man. Awesome. Good for him. Eight years,
like eighty million dollars ten a mill a year. It's crazy.
There you go, there you go, Logan cool. Logan Cooley,

(01:01:20):
local kid from West Mifflin makes more per year than
Sidney Crosby does for salary. Yeah, yeah, it's true. Sid's been.
Sid's been recession proof at eight point seven million for
just ever, right, dude, did you see his introduction to
hockey too, was through the kids, like the Sidney Crosby
learned to play hockey. Yeah, it's nuts, it's nuts. The

(01:01:41):
whole new generation. It really is, like when they were
making those Cup runs like two thousand and eight, two
thousand and nine, Like those kids that grew up during
you know, those early years of sid Geno Flurry and Watang.
It's like, oh right, Logan Cooley just got like ten
million year eight years out in Utah with Utah pH one.
Last night they beat the Wild four to one. They're good.

(01:02:04):
I don't know, like I know, it's too early. Wait
for the other shoot of ball. Get real excited. But yeah,
I think new coaches, new coaches. Yeah, and Kyle Dubis.
Kyle Dubis kind of GM pulled something together here, new coaches.
It's working.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
There was a really cool moment after the Penguins game.
They have like a helmet of course in the locker room.
They've been doing this for years and years, so somebody
gets the helmet after every win and stuff like that.
And there was a the Wild had a ten year
old kid that was there part of Make a Wish
who you know, signed a one day contract with the

(01:02:40):
Minnesota Wild. And after the Penguins won, they invited the
kid into the locker room and I'll just real quick,
here was the uh, here was the moment from uh
from that, Oh no, that's kids Bob Halloween. Hey, I
played What's wrong with you? What's I gotta do it

(01:03:02):
when you least expect it. Man, if you were not
ready for kids Bob Halloween songs there every Halloween, I
weaponized the kids, Bob Halloween songs. All right, are you done?
Are you done? Yeah? You got one more over there?
You want to play before we're gonna do it. The

(01:03:22):
ten year old kid's name was Weston. Uh. I think
battling cancer or something. Uh and uh, you know, make
wish kids signed a one day contract. So after the game,
he's in the Penguin's locker room and they give him
the helmet. Got you got a guest here, Weston Wes.
There's a lot of really good games here. Jars was
great and Chizo was great. But that's that's Brian Russ

(01:03:47):
giving Weston the team helmet, you know. So he puts
it on and then his dad's gonna talk in front
of the team here.

Speaker 10 (01:03:55):
I just want to say thank you for just taking
a minute to make him feel special to included and
the hockey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Community is amazing. It's incredible. It's also thank you so much. Yeah,
that's awesome, man. I love when things like that just
transcend sports, you know, where it's like it doesn't matter
what team you play for, it doesn't matter, nothing matters
except making this kid have a day and uh, ten
year old Weston giving him the helmet and just seeing

(01:04:22):
him in the Penguin's locker room. You know he's wearing
this Minnesota wild hat and everything. But you know, for
inviting him on into a great video, that's a pretty
cool moment. Here's what Sidney Crosby had to say after it, kids, Bobby,
all right, put me in jail, Like I shouldn't be

(01:04:44):
allowed to be on the air of Halloween. I weaponized kids,
Bob too much. We could we could do on that
Happy Halloween everybody from your Abbie shape Bud. He's making
a Bob yeah, camps down. It is the ninety six
one Kiss Morning for show. Happy birthday to your wife
Becca to Boby. Big Day, Big Day, Big Goose Day. Yeah.

(01:05:09):
So for people who weren't listening earlier this week, Bob's
wife Becca wanted one of those cement like porch geese
and uh struggle to find one. You found one in Penhills,
brought it to the show yesterday. Do you have any
outfits for it, by the way, or is that something
you're just gonna let her hand by day? The outfits?

(01:05:30):
Oh wow, but she's gonna go not to it. Yeah,
Like I know how this goes that that goose will
have an outfit for every holiday? Did you give it
to her yet? No, when you get home and hiding
it when you get home. Yeah, yeah, you can give
her the goose. Give her the goose for a birthday. Yeah,
happy birthday, Happy birthday. Your husband's here to give you

(01:05:54):
the goose. Happy hallowekend. All the college kids, by the way,
just called my all FaceTime my daughter when we were
off there here. Yeah, she's riding the struggle boff the
class this morning. I just got a text from my
daughter Addison and uh, she had a nine am class

(01:06:16):
and uh and she said, I've never seen more hungover
people than in my nine am class. There's barely anyone here,
and the ones that are here look rough. Yeah. Oh yeah,
hell yeah. Our daughters are experiencing that first Hallow weekend
rally and get the class. Yeah that's right, all right,

(01:06:37):
let's get to some more of your talkback messages here now.
Earlier in the show, we were playing the Pittsburgh Dad
Halloween video where he was describing, you know, somebody handing
out Sarah's Sarah's Chocolate on the block, which is at
some fancy stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:06:50):
Hey, you're handing out Sarah's candy bars will you give
it out next year? Bitcoin, You're making a whole street
look bad. We're handing out fun sized kitcats.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Here there with do you buy chocolate? It is It's
the highest form of chocolate in Pittsburgh. The Sarah's candy
right in the Dubai chocolate is Get to this talkback
message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
I'm miking Big Bob listening to your podcast, and you
said you don't know people that hand out Sarah's candy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
My aunt lives in Mount Lebanon and her neighbor.

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
Passes out Sarah's chocolate covered pretzels, the full size ones
every year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
That's where we go tri treating. Happy Halloween Geese. We
got a Mount Libo Big Shot over, Yeah, big shot
out the Big Shot over in Libo handing out Sarah.
Of course, let's get to another talk back message here.

Speaker 15 (01:07:38):
Him making Bob no hate with the candy corn, because
once you find out you can make homemade butter fingers with.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
It, it's a game changer.

Speaker 15 (01:07:48):
It's just candy corn, peanut butter and corn flakes to
get like the crunch of a butter finger, and then
you just make that into a bar and cover it
in chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Definitely recommend like meltdown. You melt down the candy corn,
throw some peanut butter in, and then I'm guessing you
finished it with like crushed up corn flakes. I don't know. Okay,
he makes butter fingers. Maybe, I don't know. I'm I'm
too lazy to do that though. That's a lot of work.
You can just go buy a butter finger, you could,

(01:08:19):
if you want one. They'll also be fifty you will tomorrow. Yeah,
let's get to another talkback message. It's our buddy, Bobo
the Mailman. Trick or treat boys. Yeah, Bobo the Mailman here, Mikey.

Speaker 13 (01:08:31):
Yeah, I give out full size Sarah's candy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Geez. I did not know we had so many rich
listeners to this program. Oh yeah, Daddy, O Sarah's candy,
full size Bobo the Mailman. Geez. No tricks, all treats
at the Bobo out.

Speaker 12 (01:08:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I'm off tomorrow to spread the cheer on the Mikey
and Bob Show. Wow. Stay tuned to see where I'm at.
Have a good Halloween boys. Wow, Bobo the Mailman conter adventure. Yeah,
he's uh. Bubbo the Mailman has sent us messages from
a couple of different countries before. He was in Jamaica before,
and Bobo takes the specifications. Ever he does, he goes someplace tropical,

(01:09:12):
like every other month. I gotta be honest man, and
he's giving away full size We might need to be
like Mailman or something we should have been mail. He's
got full size Sarahs candy bar money. And it feels
like every month he's on vacation, you know, living a life.
All right. By the way, we're getting close to ten
o'clock here at the end of the show. You have
until ten a m. This morning if you want to

(01:09:33):
send us a talkback message to try to win tickets
for Sunday one pm Steelers taking on the Colts at Acras. Sure,
let's get to a couple of your final Here we
go messages.

Speaker 18 (01:09:45):
Here, Here we go. Here, what is that we want
to go to the Colts game?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You're whistling in the phone. All right, let's get to
another one. Here, here we go Stealers. Yeah, I would
love to go to the game. I want to see
us kill the cult. Yeah, so that cam doesn't have
to be called Sparkle Cam. Yeah, we learned this week
that Cam Hayward's a big fan of Love is Blind.
There was a character named Sparkle Meghan this year. By

(01:10:21):
the way, I went home yesterday and watched the Love
is Blind Season nine reunion. What do you think it was?
I will just say they had NBA superhero Chris Paul there.
They were shooting foul shots for an engagement ring. It
was one of the dumbest moments in Love is Blind history.
This season was so forgettable. And guess what, Wow, I
will be right here when the next season starts. I'm

(01:10:45):
not acting like I don't like it. It's a live
damn Facebook coming right in front of me. Yeah, I
know I'll be there. All right, let's get to another
another talkback message here again. You have until ten am
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You know what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Everything I do.

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I do with beey blacking yellow, black and yellow, black
and yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
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It's my best friend Bob. Hello, Good morning Bob Pie.

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Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Mike and Bob. It is the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Everybody, Uh, you know, just be safe,
be smart out there tonight, trick or treating if if
your areas trick or treating tonight for Halloween, and yeah,
happy Halloween. Everybody, get at that candy. You deserve it.
You deserve it. Some Whippio football playoffs, of course, that's
a huge deal tonight. A lot of playoff games happening tonight,

(01:12:14):
so bundle up a little bit for it, because again,
it's gonna be cloudy today. High's near just fifty degrees,
so tonight it's gonna be pretty damn cold for those. Yeah,
those playoff games. Uh tomorrow, Playboy CARDI at the arena.
That's happening. Pitt Football is at Stanford that's three pm.
Uh huh. The Pens are in Winnipeg. That's three PM,

(01:12:37):
and the River Hans are playing at home six point
thirty playoff game against Hartford. And then, of course Sunday
it's Steelers taking on probably the best team in football,
the Indianapolis Colts. Well, let's go playoff Hans. This goes
one of two ways for the Steelers here. If they lose,
that's a three game losing streak. Most of the fan

(01:12:58):
base will write off the entire season and fire Tomlin
the whole thing. If they win Stairway to seven, we're back.
I mean, even if they lose, we still sit first
place at this point. Yeah, I know, but that's not
good enough for most Steeler fans. You gotta beat the Colts.
People are gonna turn. But they already started to turn

(01:13:19):
one more three in a row. Yeah. Man, But if
they beat the Colts, Dude, if they beat the Colts,
the talk of the NFL Monday morning might be Steelers
might be if they beat the Colts. Especially if they can,
these Steelers might be for real. Yeah. But again, if

(01:13:39):
they lose to the Colts. Hey, either way Monday morning, yeah,
we'll get some Steelers Facebook comments. Other way, either way,
we got it Monday. Either they could beat the Colts
by twenty one points. It don't matter. Somebody's fire and
Tom win on Monday morning and the Steelers Facebook comments.
All right, so let's see what else do we gotta
do here? Keep entering if you want to go get

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few weeks at the go test kitchen. Keep entering through
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do you want to name the podcast.

Speaker 17 (01:14:11):
Before we get out of here, Bob, full Size Space Bush.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I might take away you naming the podcast, and I
might start naming them myself. I'm not sure there will
ever be another time in our show where full Size
Space Bush is true? Is the name I can use
for the podcast, So I figure it's true. It might
as well cash that one in here. Yeah, it's it's
a good point. There's only one show in the history

(01:14:43):
of our show, and even the shows we haven't done
yet that we will be naming it full Size Space Bush.
Today's that day. That's a good Halloween name, too, right?
It is? Like the podcast is it named Boo Spooky Time?
Happy Halloween? It's full Sized Space Buch. What a show? Hey,

(01:15:05):
everybody be safe out there. Yeah, Happy Halloween. Everybody. Guess
who's up next? Oh, mister full size himself man, the
hot Shot dude. You know, hot Shot, the hands out,
full sized candy bars. Yeah, oh yeah. The Ryan SEACRESTT
Show is up next. Everybody, have a good week. I'll
tell you on my abbit. Life is good.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
Though.

Speaker 19 (01:15:27):
I want you to see that life is great. Your
life is great. To have a good time, man, have
some fun. Having fun is okay. Get some love in
your life, whether that be another person or just loving yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Man, love is good.

Speaker 19 (01:15:42):
Spread love.

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