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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, kiss morning, freak ship. I think we've hit the
peak here, Bob. I think we finally did it. After
years and years of both of us getting coffee every morning.
Yeah yeah, you know, like we switch off days. One
day Bob will buy the coffee, next day, I buy
the coffee. And that's how we work, right, I think
we finally done it. Now every now and then we

(00:21):
will we will give our iced coffee a score. Right,
I'm telling you right now, I'm not even joking. At
some point, you have to have a perfect coffee. I
think we're at the top of the mountain today. I'm
telling you right now, it might be the perfect start
to the day.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm giving it a tent out of ten. Oh my god.
And I know that is so.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You can't give something a perfect score. I can't have
a better cup of coffee than I have made here
this morning at the top of the mountain.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Man, I didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I just order he pressed the right button. I mean,
it's a cold brew. It's got the carmel swirls in it,
the vanilla shot, liquid cane, sugar, oat milk, and the
cold foam on top. Oh, it's a yeah, dude, I'm
telling you that's it right there. We've been doing this
for a couple of years now, doing this ice coffee thing,

(01:13):
and you know, so you know, the lowest we get
is like in the sevens. That's a bad score. It's like, okay,
it's nice, but it's what I'm telling you. We've peeked.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's ten.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm gonna be thinking about today's ice coffee forever at
the perfect start. I'm gonna compare every other cup of
coffee I have to today's cup of coffee. We've hit
the iced coffee mountain top of it. Can get no
better than that of the day. It's great. It's a

(01:45):
good start of the day. It can only go downhill
from here. When you're at six am and you're starting
with a ten out of ten perfect cup of coffee,
it can only get Actually it didn't because I got
I got another thing in the main yesterday, you know,
yesterday on the show is saying that somebody mailed me
a Keated Rivalries T shirt. Yeah, yeah, you know a

(02:08):
Scott Hunter, one of the hockey players on it.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
We never found out who, right, like it? Yeah, I
know who it was, now, how do you? Yeah, I
know who it was.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now because I got something else mailed to me yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I will tell you what that.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Is coming up next on the Kiss Morning free Chow.
Good morning, we got perfect coffee. It's Mikey Bob Kiss. Hey,
are our BOYSZ just left a talk back message here.
Let me get to this real quick. Hey, Mikey, it's
your boys Z. I see why your wife's buying on
all them flannels. Huh on his two now? Oh boy,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Hey Flannel Gang, Flannel Gang. Hey Coles, my guy.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm not wearing one today, but yeah I have since
the winter started, I've become a flannel guy.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
My guys, the Coles influencer.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I have no idea what I'm gonna do in the summertime.
Are there summer flannels? Probably right? I mean just not
with the short sleeves. It's almost like just the plaid
pattern might go to that. I might that might be
my move for the summertime, you know, yeah, yeah, it
might be. It's Mikey Abob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Previously, on yesterday's show, we were explaining that a listener
mailed me a heated Rivalries T shirt with Scott Hunter
one of the hockey players in the in the hugely
popular show on it. You know, I was very excited
about that. Cool got a Scott Hunter shirt and then

(03:30):
I found out who sent it. Wonderful listener Kylie S
sent me the shirt and then walk in today.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
What's waiting? Another bag?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What is it? Open it up? It's got a hat
in it. You got a new hat. Got a new
hat too. It's from Kylie S.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Two.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's a heated rivalry hat. Dude, Kylie bought the whole kid.
That just says I'm coming to the cottage. That's it.
It's like a green hat with white letters. It's definitely
like an atsy sort of thing. I'm coming to the cottage.
It's just a hat that says I'm coming to the cottage.
That's great.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
This is my new hat. Now go to hat there.
I don't know if it's gonna be my go to hat.
I mean, you.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Gotta you gotta combo with the shirt.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's a that's a combination right there, that full fit
that is screaming. I am an ally. You can talk
to me about the gay Hockey show. You know, if
I'm walking around just wearing an I'm coming to the
cottage hat.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
So thank I.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Love I absolutely love well when people send us I
love it so much.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
And there's a lot of people that are just like,
oh I send you this.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Let's say, is what size are you?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
We absolutely love when random things show up that we
don't know is gonna show up.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And just boom heated rivalry shirt.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
And now I have an I'm coming to the cottage
heated rivalry hat. All right, the nice vibes have really
started on the show today. Ten out of ten, perfect
cup of coffee. I got a new I'm coming to
the cottage Heated rivalry had rolling here. If you have
something nice to say to someone or something just you know,
some mad's bringing your joy in your life, we will
do a round of say something nice. Coming up around

(05:13):
seven to twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob, the Mikey
and Bob Podcast, the Colt Stop It just it's not
letting up at all hies again today just in the
mid twenties, but tomorrow though highs again in the mid twenties.
It's not melting Friday snow. Hey, did you see we're

(05:36):
officially halfway through winter? Oh dear god, We're only halfway through. Yeah,
I saw Ray Hetlin over at Katie K made a
post that like late last night it's a halfway point
of winter, So we've we've reached the halfway.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Point of winter. Who you know what? Only half left.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Though. I've never ran a marathon, but I bet this
is what it feels like when you're around whatever mile
thirteen and you're just like, oh, wow, I've ran this far. Yeah,
you're just like, I'm only halfway there. That's how I feel.
I feel like this is a marathon right now, and
I do not know if I'm gonna make the finish.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
The good news is we're gaining two minutes.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
The daily every day they're getting longer.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
But yeah, we're only halfway there.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And I did see next week High's in the thirties
on show Watch a Little Tropical. It's mikey Abob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We were
talking yesterday on the show about driving test trauma because
you know, Bob, you were saying how you've been driving
before you could even get your license, because your parents

(06:45):
had a place where you could, you know, sort of
out in the Woodsy Lake area where we go those
country roads yeah, country roads. You can just whip around
a lot of people out in the country learn how
to drive before cityfolk do. Right. I failed my first
driving tests. I turned left on a red light. Can't
do that. And then I failed again because I did

(07:07):
something else illegal. But they ended up just passing me,
I think because they felt bad. So let's get to
this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Hello, this is just the one who's been listening since
middle school. Twenty years ago. You were talking about driving
test trauma. I have a story about that. I was
pulling into the parking lot of the DMV and a
car pulled out and crashed into me.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
And we got out of the car and found out
it was someone taking their driver's test who.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hit the gas instead of a brake.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh my yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
But I had to go in the DMV and exchange
the info my learns permit. But the good news is
I did pass my test.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's hey, right, you did pass your test, so I congratulations,
she's she's she's out here driving on the streets now.
That is a that is one of those stories where
no one believes you. Oh did you get your license? Well, first,
I got into a car accident. I crashed my way in. Uh,
somebody taking their test hit me too. It sounds like
a story that nobody would believe at all. And then

(08:06):
you have your permit, but your car's messed up. All right,
Maybe turning the left on the red light wasn't so bad.
At least I didn't get to an accident like just there. Hey,
I'm sure a lot of you saw. But the NFL
and visit Pittsburgh and mat and the Steelers officially put
out well like a mock up of what the NFL
draft set up. Yeah, he's gonna look like and it's

(08:29):
gonna look awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
We will get to NFL Draft setup.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Facebook comments and see how some Steeler fans are are
taking the setup. Coming up around seven to ten, and
we'll do around to say something nice.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Around seven to twenty five. It's Mikey and Bobb, the
Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, hold on, everyone went to school with the kid
like that.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
You're right, every one of us.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Do up dreams of Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio
or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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Speaker 6 (09:27):
Two.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people in random places.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Starting
to get hype for everything that's coming here, the opening
ceremonies on Friday. I was listening to Babylony on my
way in just getting hype for the Super Bowl halftime show.
By the way, twenty four to seven play by play

(09:51):
audio channels of NBC's coverage of the Olympic Games in Milan.
You can get it on our iHeartRadio app. Let's get
to a talkback message here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It is Mikey and Bob Ess in Hawaii listening on
the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
You Mikey, Big Bob, It's just from Hawaii. You're being
so excited about the Olympics Games. Being so early in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it's a lot of the major stuff is like
middle of the afternoon with the time difference and everything,
Like the opening ceremonies, they'll obviously replay them in primetime
like eight o'clock, but the opening ceremonies Friday, it's like
one o'clock, two o'clock in the afternoon. In our schedule.
It perf It's perfect. It is perfect for us.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
You love the NFL. Here beginning of the season, we
have a seven and eleven fifteen in a two twenty games.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Once the fallback we got.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
An eight am eleven to fifteen and a three twenty.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh my god, you mean to tell me Sunday night
and football is starting at three twenty.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Oh my gosh. Park We're moving to Hawaii. Man, we
got moved to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Being able to get all my NFL on Sunday done
by like mid afternoons afternoon.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
So usually I'm disappointed and sad about the Steelers by
six at the latest, and I can usually forget about
it before bed.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Makes the next day better.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Still like listening to you, though, we appreciate you, Jess
and Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
By by the way, talking about Olympics, in the Olympic coverage.
You know, NBC made it official yesterday, Savannah Guthrie is
not flying to Milan. She is not going to be
part of the Olympics coverage. If you haven't been following
this story, And it took another wild turn yesterday. Her
eighty four year old mother, you know, Savannah Guthrie, host
of The Today Show, or eighty four year old mother

(11:38):
Nancy's been missing for a few days now. Savannah's not
going to the Olympics, And yesterday TMZ started reporting that
they got a ransom note demanding millions in bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Just wild.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
The way this is all unfolded is just wild because
it came out with just her mom missing, and then
it's the crime scene. They're worried about her being taken
and yeah, and then Savannah's off everything, go to the Olympics, and.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Now a ransom note comes out.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, yesterday TMZ was the first to report that they
got an alleged ransom note demanding payment for the release
of Savannah Guthrie's mom. And then you know, but you
take TMZ with a grain assault, right right, right, But
then Mary Coleman in news anchor with kold In Tucson
because Arizona's where her mom was posted that her news

(12:30):
room also got a ransom note too, So Sheriff's office
said that they're aware of them, trying to figure out
the validity of them and everything like that.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
But just another wild turn. What the action movie is
going on?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
This does sound like some sort of action movie plot,
but it appears that it is real life. Somebody may
have kidnapped Savannah Guthrie's mom and is now sending out
like bitcoin ransom notes for her safe return. They haven't
found her yet. No right, so ongoing story obviously, We'll

(13:05):
keep you up to date if anything breaks with the
obviously sad situation. Savannah Guthrie's mom, Nancy Guthrie, has been
missing for a few days now. All right, we have
today in freak show history. Coming up next, it's Whiz
Khalifa's Weed Olympics. We will explain that and get to
that right around seven am. Also, the NFL and the
Steelers and visit Pittsburgh put out the NFL draft set

(13:25):
up where the stage is right right outside of that.
But you know how yinzers get. It's a big change.
This is the biggest event in the history of the city.
Basically that's going to be throwing the NFL Draft. We'll
read Facebook comments about it coming up around seven to ten.
On the Kiss Morning Free Shows, mike Yimbob Taylor Swift

(13:48):
is gonna need to buy a new chair cause her
fiance Travis Kelcey broke one of her chairs on the
latest episode of their new Heights podcast. You know the
Kelsey brother It's Mikey and Bob a Kiss Morning Freak show. Uh,
it looks like Travis is in Like he's definitely at
Taylor's and you can see that he's in a room.

(14:10):
It's a larger man who's taken out a chair too.
I know exactly what that guy did. Okay, so this
is he's in on a Taylor's room. He shifted too
far man, he leaned back.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
He was laughing.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, they were talking about the Westminster Dog Show.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I think because the dog show was on last night
and this happened.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
Now they do best in show for like dogs where
they like trot him out, they do it horses too.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, he goes.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Taylor's. Can they kill me? It's the hilarious You just
see him just chair didn't have a chance. You lean
back a little bit, especially you start laughing. Yeah, you
lose the sturdy base that you have for the chair.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
You're all all over the place.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
And that's when you can fall out of a chair.
So Taylor Swift is in need of a new chair.
Uh Now, last night the Westminster Dog Show was on.
That's the big one. Yeah, that's the big one. One
hundred and fiftieth Mike Westminster Dog Show. Wow. So one
hundred and fifty years of excellence. Yeah, you do love
the dog show? I do. So what's the one that's

(15:22):
on after the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
That's the Purina Yeah dog Show.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's just one that I mean, that one's been around
for a while now, but that's one they created where
the Westminster one is the that's the real granddaddy of
them all.

Speaker 9 (15:34):
For beston show at the fiftieth Westminster Kennel Club Dog
Show is the Doverman.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Pincher Penny of the Dovererman Pincer with Andy Litton.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
What a pop for Penny to pincher? How would go
be wild? Seriously scare the hell of the dogs? Yeah? Really,
it's like, uhn incredible ovation there for a dog that
would scare dogs? I would think great. Yeah, all right,
so Penny the Pincher, Doberman Pincher best in show at
the fiftieth Yeah, Westminster Kettle Dog Show, the big one,

(16:13):
the Kennel Club Man, Kethminster Kennel Club Dog Show. All right,
let's take you back to a moment in the show
that made us laugh, made a smile at a time
for today in freak Show history today. All right, a

(16:35):
few years back on our show, Whiz Khalifa had just
dropped his his his.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Song Weedham Boys.

Speaker 10 (16:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
He called us after the club that night because he
was still awake. There are some drinking and probably some
other things going on. So we talked to Whiz Khalifa.
And this was around the Winter Olympics time too, so
we had to ask him if they were doing like
the wed Winter Olympics, who would be gold, silver and
bronze were making nice I'm drunk as hat right now, bro,

(17:13):
like I have them in the sleep.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
One thing we aren't really going to ask you about
is the is the Winter Olympics. But here's what I
want to know from you, Wiz. I want to know
about the Weed Olympics. You've been all around the world.
Give me the gold, silver, and bronze medal. As far
as you're concerned for the Weed Olympics, America has got
the okay, Usa all the way. Canada gets the silver.

(17:48):
All right, shout out to Sidney Crosby. You're ready, You're
ready for I'm ready for the bronze of the Weed
Olympics is Australia. Australia gets the bronze.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
You were just down in Australia, not that long ago.
We have some friends there.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Really, it's really, it's true.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Wow. So there you go.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
But USA gets the gold. Oh yeah, Usa wins the
Weed Olympics. Turn up, turn up, hold up, weed them boys, You.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
No make sixty thousands of this man, wet them boys.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hey man, listen, can I get a little bit of
Let's go penns man, Man, Let's go Penn. Penguin's loss
to the Islanders five to four and overtime. Brian Ross
back in the lineup after his three game suspension.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
He scored a goal, but.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Penguin's losing overtime five to four. They have one more
game tomorrow Thursday at Buffalo, and then it's the three
week Olympic break, which is man I cannot wait for
Olympic hod Man. I cannot wait for Olympic Man Day,
Olympic Hockey. It's Mikeybob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Free Show. Yesterday, the NFL the Steelers visit Pittsburgh.

(19:07):
They put out sort of the mocks of where the
NFL draft and all the location and the stage is
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
The stage is gonna be right outside.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Of Akrosher and then those first parking lots are just
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Filled with humanity. Uh huh. You know there's gonna be
activities all over the city.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Uh, there's gonna be an NFL Draft theater right there
on the north shore, and then Points State Park will
have other things too. Clemente Bridge is gonna be used
as a walkway and shut down the traffic. I just
picture of their drone shots like raising up out of
the stadium onto the like the mass of people just
with the the city in that background.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's gonna look incredible. It's gonna be amazing.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's it's gonna be the biggest, biggest event in the
history of the city of Pittsburgh. And then we read
the Facebook comments.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Where we are going to a very d dark place
on the internet. Everyone is a GM everyone as a coach.
Everyone is going to get traded.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Everything sucks.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's time for Steelers Facebook comments. These are some Facebook
comments about the draft layout. Hit what it's gonna look
like here in Pittsburgh, Mike k. The AI images of
the rendering were great. I particularly loved the missing tea station,
the demolished parking pay booths, and the reduced footprint of

(20:30):
staye Ae. Bravo. Everyone drewsy. At least Grinder should be
good that weekend, all right. I don't know if Brian
c who cares the NFL is rigged and own by Vegas,
all right, drigged.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Sean A.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Can't wait to see the visitors try to figure out
how to merge on the Fort du Cane Bridge. Okay,
we don't need that. We don't need.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Any real life Mario Kart that week I.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Don't need any out of Donner's bringing their own car
in here, fly in or driven in. Rick As, get
your parking chairs already out of towners. They're gonna be
street parked up and down on the north side. Well,
they're gonna find out real quick that we don't play
with there's gonna be a lot of parking toilets, right,
I'm not talking about holding the space.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm talking about just using somebody out of town and
the cars his bathroom.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You know, I see in Massachusetts plate on the north side.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Is that a year and a.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Can'tee so good? The NFL Draft obviously gonna be at Pittsburgh.
We have seen the mock ups now of where the
stage is and what it's gonna look like, justin being
the Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
So wait, it's outside.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I'm not gonna go where is this?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Where did you what do you mean it's out there?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yes, it's it's it's almost a million people. Yeah outside,
Melissa h it's Pittsburgh. Get ready for three days of rain?
Oh that sucks so bad. We need good weather for
that weekend. Neil W I live on the north side.
If I catch anyone using the front of my house
as a toilet, I'm kicking at Crystal T.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I hope the weather's beautiful. My city's holding the draft.
This is so awesome. We're gonna look great. Yeah, positive
comment right there, that's nice. I can't wait for the
city shots. Everybody's gonna fall in love with Pittsburgh, Mark C.
They better hope there's ice melts up, because that point's about.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
To be underwater when it floods. All right, we got
some time before the NFL draft, man, that is. That's
a good point, though, Tim W.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
At least they edited out be seven foot piles of
snow pushed up all over the place. Robbie, you I
live in Pittsburgh. I've never been less excited for something.
Traffic is gonna be atrocious. No one's making you go
down there. Michael W. I've lost hope in the NFL
and the Rooneyes. I'm the biggest Steeler fan in the
West too. I have the tattoo to prove it, the

(22:45):
biggest in the West, and they got the tat to
prove it. Watch out, there's only one person, only one
person in the West with a Steeler tattoo.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's Mike W.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
In the Facebook comments here, Travis M. Yeah, but Stick's
gonna be there to kick it off by playing renegade.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They're not bringing Stick thin, uh.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Francisco see as usual, seven hundred negative comments. I swear
no one's happy about anything in this city. They could
give every one a million dollars in a House, and
they would complain that the paint colors wrong and they
had to pay taxes.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
He's not wrong that that is Facebook.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
And one more here about the NFL draft setup that
is gonna be coming to Pittsburgh. Obviously, Matt aff six
hundred thousand people in that tight ass space on the
North Shore, they better be selling NFL draft diapers.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I'm not wrong either, not a bad idea. I got
a good spot and I'm not moving. Throw a team logo.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's gonna be all the different fans, gonna be like
New Year's even Times Square.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
You know, if you want to good everybody, you want
a good spot. No, you gotta be willing to risk
it draft diapers. We will get to a round to
say something nice.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
If you have something nice and positive to say in
the world that can be a scary place. Sometimes let's
do around a safe something nice. You can send yours
through the free iHeartRadio app. Just click the talkback microphone
when you're streaming ninety six to one Kiss say something nice.
Coming up next around seven twenty five, it's Mikey and
Bob as we all get ready for the Bad Bunnie
super Bowl halftime show on Sunday coming up around eight

(24:17):
point fifty five, Bob will give us the top five
weirdest super Bowl halftime shows ever, because remember there was
a point where big pop artists weren't doing the super
Bowl halftime show, and there have been some weird super
Bowl halftime shows over the years. We'll get to that
list around eight fifty five. Here on the Kiss Morning

(24:39):
Free Show, it's Mikey and Bob. There's a lot of
people that can be down a lot about a lot
of things in the world. You know, you can't watch
the news without getting anxiety, getting depressed. So we decided
to just do a segment on the show called say
Something Nice, where you can call in or leave us
talkback messages through the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
App and just say something nice and.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
We'll try to turn somebody's day around.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Let me say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (25:07):
Hey, guys, it's your friend Lauren for say something nice.
I want to shout out the kid who left you
a talkback message a couple of months ago singing Pink
Pony Club. That's songing up on one of my Spotify mixes,
and I thought about them and I hope they're doing well.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Happy play to birthday bob.

Speaker 12 (25:29):
Let's says something nice, says something nice.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
You remember Pink Pony Club?

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Kidding here?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Just oh, have you died?

Speaker 13 (25:37):
You can't putt it go and blob buy. I want
to keep Bubby that the Pig Body Club. I want
to keep Budditch that last bunny Wood.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
You know what, that definitely deserved a say something nice.
All right, let's get the best friend Nicole here.

Speaker 14 (26:05):
That's friend of col Say something nice.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 14 (26:14):
We say something nice, say something nice. I wanted to
say something nice to the incredible people who teach my
daughter every day over at Creative Community. Apparently she seems
to go be but anyway, especially miss Linnet, who breeds
her hair makes her look beautiful all the time.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I'm so grateful for her, and just for all of them.

Speaker 14 (26:38):
Miss Kennedy mission name.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, Miss Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Miss everybody, say something nice, say something nice. All it's
our buddy, chef John, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 15 (26:59):
Something say something nice, Mike, you bob your boy Cheft John.
I wanted to say something nice and congratulate my daughter
Riley for mickeying the dean's list in college for her
first ever college semester as a.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Freshman up in Eerie Ye Riley.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
I'm so proud of her.

Speaker 15 (27:17):
Also, happy belated birthday, Bob, and happy early birthday, Mikey.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, my birthdays in September.

Speaker 12 (27:27):
And say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 16 (27:39):
A stick and get stuck trying from the south Hales. Oh,
just wanted to give you guys a shout out. Always
uplift my life outside of my little personal bubble where yeah,
everything's pretty depressing out there.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, so I just wanted to tell.

Speaker 16 (27:52):
You, guys, keep up the great work and keep on
doing what you're doing for this city. Also, Baba Pulooza.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, thank you, Say something nice, say something nice, all.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Right, If you got any more good say something nice.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is you want to get on the show and say
something nice to someone or something or just something positive
that's happening to you, you can send them through the
free iHeartRadio app when you're streaming ninety six one Kiss
or our Mikey and Bob podcast. If you miss any
of the show when we're doing it live, we understand that.
You know, work schedules, school schedules, kids, responsibilities going on. Yeah,

(28:35):
you can always get caught up so you don't miss
any of the show with our Mikey and Bob podcast
on the free iHeartRadio app. It's also where you can
be part of the show. Send us talkback messages brought
to us by the Pavement Group. Let's get to Steve here.

Speaker 17 (28:47):
It's up, dude, Steve here. Hey Mike, you're talking about
the Olympics and how excited you are, and you know
how everything starts earlier in the day over here for us?
Is this gonna be like, you know, when the World
cups on or when you're watching Korean baseball during COVID
and you just kind of lose yourself from the show.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Bob's got to bring you back.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
That's exactly what's gonna happen. No, I think a lot
of it is after our show. It's like afternoon is
the hot time, like one to three, Like that's when
the prime time stuff is gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Not too many morning events going on. I don't know though,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I haven't looked that deep, but yeah, if there is
early morning Olympic events going on, I will be one
hundred percent distracted. Like listen, I don't want to think
about the whatever almost two years we did at home
during coviding our during our shows, but I watched a
South Korean baseball game with Bob and it was one
of the greatest baseball games I've ever seen in my life. Elector.

(29:38):
It was I'll never forget it. I was betting on it.
The Rackets and Monkeys were the team name it was.
It was incredible. I mean for me, it goes to
queto game and then the Rackets and Monkeys South Korean
baseball game that happened live during the show. Big greatest
baseball games I have I have ever seen. Uh, let's

(29:59):
get to another talk beaut message here. It's our friend Opal,
who just got back from out of the country.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
Okay, it's Opol. I'm back in America now. I just
wanted to see if we were doing the links to
Pittsburgh for the Super Bowl because one of my really
good friends from college, Scott Booker, is the safety's coach
on the Patriots team. I told him I was going
to get him on to the you know, links to

(30:26):
Pittsburgh or whatever. So yeah, he wants to hear it.
Love you guys, bye.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
All right, now we unlock new ye inter tie here. Yeah,
usually every year.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
We do this because we think it's hilarious that the
local news will try to make as many Super Bowl
connections to Pittsburgh as they can. Unfortunately, this year, the
Patriots have more Pittsburgh connections than the Seahawks. That is
not going to sway me. I am not rooting for
the Patriots, by the way. You see, the Patriots are
making a history no matter what happens. If they win,
they pass us. They got seven super bowls, they got

(30:55):
the most super bowls. If they lose, they've lost the
most super bowls too, So either way to Patriots are
going to make history.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
So let me give you a quick breakdown here, right.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Patriots head coach Mike Rabel nineteen ninety seven third round pick.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
For the Steelers. That's one Robert Splaine used to be
a Steeler.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
He's the Patriots linebacker. And one of the Patriots backup
quarterbacks is Josh Dobbs, who previously played here in Pittsburgh
and then, like Opal said, Scott Booker, is from Pittsburgh,
went to Kent State, coached a lot of places like
Notre Dame in Tennessee Titans. He's a safetiest coach for
the Patriots, and then the only I think Pittsburgh tied

(31:35):
for the Seahawks, wide receiver Cody White is a former Steeler,
but he won't even be active for the game. But
his dad is the current director of pro scouting for
the Steelers too.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's all we got for Pittsburgh is one seat. I
think that's all we got. Unless there's more to be
dug up.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I think that's all we got for the Steelers Patriots
connection for the upcoming Super Bowl. By the way, speaking
of the Steelers, uh, Scott Tolzeen Uh, he was in
town interviewing for the Steelers offensive coordinator position. It looks
like he is staying with the New York New Orleans
Saints is their quarterbacks coach. And then Brian Angelico. He

(32:16):
is the latest candidate who will interview today for the
Steelers offensive coordinator job. He was the passing game coordinator,
coordinator and tight ends coach for the Vikings for the
past four seasons.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
And guess what else.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
He coached under Mike McCarthy and Green Bay for three seasons,
you know, right, twenty sixteen to twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And guess what else? His dad used to run Little
Italy days.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh my gosh, Jalko's right, grew up with McCarthy have
their own session.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
He low Holy.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Days and bloom. Yeah, it's great, man. There's always some
type of tide. Also some more Steelers news here. Do
you remember when DK metcalfs or to punch the fanity
and then got suspended for two games and almost you know,
ruined the end of the season. There's now a civil
lawsuit against DK Metcalf, the Steelers in Ford Field Management

(33:10):
in Detroit. DK Metcalf, Shannon Sharp, and Chad Johnson and
shay Sha Media, that is, Shannon Sharp's company are being
sued for defamation. Oh boy, because Chad Johnson said on
the Nightcap podcast previously that the guy provoked DK Metcalf
used a racial slur misogynistic term about his mother. The

(33:33):
lawsuit says the statements were false and reckless. He did
not use those words, no racial slurs. Defendant Metcalf provided
false information to defendant Johnson about what Kennedy allegedly said.
Kennedy then says that there was defamatory and reckless statements
about him. Seeks one hundred million dollars in damages along

(33:55):
with a full public retraction and correction of defamatory statements
from John charl Yeah, Hunter Mill, I'm guessing that when
you put out the hundred mill number, it's just you're
looking for any type of payout that's less than that.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It seems like the shocking number. It seems like.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That's where, Yeah, everybody and their lawyers get together, Let's
give this guy a couple million to go away, which
I guess good for that guy.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I think that was his point all along.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
But didn't James Harrison bring that up on the Depot
podcast Devo and Joe. The first person I can't say
publicly that there was a racial term was James Harrison
on the his podcast Go and Delete that Man. But

(34:41):
he the dude hasn't found it yet. He's part of
Shay Shae Media though. That's it. But it's it's kind
of wild that James Harrison, isn't it. James Harrison hasn't
been podcasting for very long. But I think he's gonna
learn if he gets named this lawsuit or he's part
of Shay Shape Media.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
If you say the thing.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Sometimes it's like, oh, man, look at all these views,
I guess, and then here comes this guy with the lawsuits,
so we'll keep you updated. But he is suing for
a hundred million dollars uh DK Metcalf and others. It's
a good thing that Taylor Swift has like a billion
dollars because she needs to buy a new chair because

(35:19):
in the latest taping of the New Heights podcast with
the Kelsey Brothers, Travis Broke.

Speaker 9 (35:25):
Is fiance's chair. You know, they do best in show
for like dogs where they like trot them out. They
do it for horses too.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
You are right, true, Taylor's gonna kill me.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's good. Hey, Hey, listen, the Kelsey Brothers got a
clip during Super.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Bowl League, you know, just having a laugh man breaking chairs.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
You don't have to have Taylor on the show or
anything to make a clip go sort of viral on
the internet.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Just you know, Travis Kelcey leans back in his.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Chair when she's talking about dog show Snapple leg off
and he breaks the chair. It's Mikey the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I think with a
lot of things going on in just the country and
the world and just anxiety and depression, and I think
there's a lot of people who get excited when people
get excited about things they love. You know. Yeah, if

(36:16):
somebody can talk passionately about something, even if you might
not be all in or you might not understand it,
if somebody has like a hobby or something, or I
feel like that's kind of how we started doing say
something nice. It's just like, you know, you hear other
people talking about good things that are going on, yeah,
in their lives.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
It kind of yeah, it uplifts you a little bit,
you know.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I think it's you know, when you talk about things
that you're passionate about, I think people sort of follow
along with that. So I want to let everybody know
that we have homework to do today. Okay, okay, we
need to make the Muppet Show successful. Boy, I absolutely
love the Muppets. They are back. It's the Muppet Show.
It's produced by Seth Rogan, who smokes a ton of wheed.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Okay, not that.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
That has anything to do with the Muppets or anything like.
I just want to say, sidebar. Okay, it's making the
Muppets now. Executive produce is Seth rogen We know what
he's about, right. So the New Muppet Show is out
today on Disney Plus and it's also going to air
tonight at nine pm. Sabrina Carpenter's on. Okay, it's a
big deal. It's just Sobrina Carpenter and the Sabrina Carpenter

(37:27):
and Miss Piggy tonight. Are you kidding me? In the
last ten minutes of just sitting here, Mike, it's just
sitting over staring at his computer and out of nowhere
just tells me. I'm looking at pictures of the Muppets
with Sabrina Carpenter right now. Seems like a dream that
I've had, doesn't even seem reality. So everybody clear out
of the way now I'm going to talk very passionately
about this. It is time for my top five favorite

(37:48):
Muppets of all time? Isn't there Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Next time we're Pola ranking what's.

Speaker 12 (37:58):
Hikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I absolutely love the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's been a show that I've been obsessed with since
I was a small small child. My parents used to
put me in front of the TV. I used to
watch the Muppets and they used to just teach me
and entertainment.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Calm down, you only get five. Okay, number five. Animal?
I love him. Thought he'd be higher.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well I know too, but I think the early Muppet
shows days there were some problematic animal where he used
to chase women around. Number four, give me Doctor t
He's a guy who leads the Electric Mayhem Band. I
know what he's about it, Yeah, that whole band.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I know what they're about. Man, head out in the garage.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
They're hanging with some jam My third favorite Muppet of
all times Kermit the Fraud. Oh okay, sure it's everybody's
Number one. That's all right, is the face of it all.
He's number three's right in the middle there. My second
favorite Muppet of all time, Give me the old guys
in the balcony, Statler and Waldort. Now I'm about to

(39:07):
go deep here because my favorite of Muppet of all
time is not a typical Muppet that might be the
favorite of other people, like Kermit the Frog or Miss
Piggy or something like that. Number one my favorite Muppet
of all times Walter Walter is my favorite Muppet of
all time because the twenty eleven movie The Muppets that

(39:29):
Jason Siegel did with Amy Adams, Walter was like his
his his brother there right, you know, right man or.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Muppet, and he saved the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
He saved the Muppets Old Theater in that movie, which
basically that's what they're doing at Disney right now. Seth
Rogen is like Walter, Wow, and he's saved. He's trying
to save the Muppets. He's my favorite Muppet of all time.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
It's Walter.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
He's not he's not in a lot of things. He's
not a Muppet that you'll see a lot of merch
for and I thing like that, but he saved the Muppet.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I wouldn't yes that one.

Speaker 10 (40:01):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
And I think there's like a dad daughter thing sort
of because my daughter had like a Walter doll back
when she was growing up. Because I was like, I
love the Muppet. You gotta watch this Muppet movie with me.
So it was sort of a bonding experience we had.
And thank you, Walter saved the Muppets. Hey watch the
Muppets for my buddy here, my best friend Mike. Okay,
it means a lot to them.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
If nobody watches and they cancel the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Again, man I stated, I'm not gonna be okay. I
need Muppets in my life. A lot of people have
been continuing to wish Bob a happy belated birthday, a
Happy bobba palooza, even though his birthday was New Year's Day.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
We are into February now, why it's belated some people
missed it.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Mike, It's Mikey Bob Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's get
to this talkback message brought to us by the Pavement group.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
It's Aunt Coca my boys.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, this message is from Mikey.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Mikey, I know you're getting.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Really frustrated with all the Happy Birthday Bob messages, which,
by the way, Happy Birthday Bob.

Speaker 17 (41:05):
Thanks, but nah, I just wanted to let you know that.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I have September one marked on my calendar, so you,
my friend, are gonna.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Get an Aunt Kaka happy.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Birthday message every day of September. I got you. Don't
worry love you Wow, big fan of that.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Mike Pluthah, It's September, so it's Bob's birthday until September first,
apparently on the show. Just make it stop. I don't
nobody cares about their birthday. The Super Bowl, of course,
is coming up on Sunday. Patriots Seahawks Go Seahawks. I
guess just because we hate the Patriots here in Pittsburgh.
Bad Bonnie halftime show is gonna be awesome. Green Day's performing,

(41:44):
you know, and also the commercials and everything. Dude, did
you see the commercial I sent you yesterday to the
Buick one? Yeah, yeah, there's a Buick commercial because you
know Kendrick Lamar's GNX album, It's got the Grand National,
the car from the GNX album and it's a classic
Buick Yeah, so it's it's got that. And then it

(42:04):
shows like I think it's a Buick enclave the New Enclavers. Yeah,
watching the commercial of the Grand National. So there's gonna
be like a Kendrick Lamar tie to a Buick commercial
during the super Bowl. But then one of the best
things I think real sneaky is the movie trailers for
the Super Bowl Sunday. I love watching and just seeing

(42:29):
the new movie trailers that come out during the game.
Scream seven is a thing, and that's going to have
a trailer during the Super Bowl. That movie's gonna be
out February twenty seventh. I never really dove into the
Scream franchise, you know, the first couple when they came out,

(42:49):
like just not a big Nate, Nate the crazy Italian guy. Yeah,
he absolutely loves loves Them, Michael the Michael Jackson sort
of bio pick. There will be the trailer for that
that comes out. That movie's coming out in April. Disney
and Pixar Hoppers. Do you remember Hoppers? It was teased
at the end of the Ilio Pixar movie. Yeahlazer Lizard, Dude,

(43:13):
we all had one week We're lizard Lizard Lizard was
the only thing on the internet. So Hoppers will have
a full trailer during the game. That movie comes out
in March. I'm not gonna be okay when I see
the first trailer for the Mandalorian and Groku.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I'm a big Star Wars guy.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
We get the first trailer for that also, and that
movie comes out in May. Also looks like we're getting
a Toy Story five trailer because that comes out in June.
A Super Mario Galaxy trailer. That movie comes out in April.
I mean, listen, the Super Mario movies are it's just
never gonna.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Stop like that.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
That whole universe is open now and they got the
formula now. Also, Minions three, that movie you'll be out
in July. We'll get a trailer for that. And then
also Steven Spielberg has an alien movie coming out called
Disclosure Day.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
We'll get that trailer during the game. That movie comes
out June twelfth.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I mean sounds like pretty good movie trailers mixed in
with the commercials.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
If you're a big Marvel fan, though, don't expect don't
expect much. Don't expect the Avengers Doom Day Doomsday trailer,
you know, or you might get to see Robert Downey
Junior's Doctor Doom and all that. No trailer for that.
It looks like in the New spider Man movie Brand
New Day. Doesn't look like anything like that. I think
that's smart by Marvel, because, uh, everything gets cluttered on

(44:36):
Super Bowl Day. You got the halftime show, you got
the game, you got the commercials. You know, you got
your food and your snacks, you got the movie trailers,
and like everything sort of gets buried during the Super Bowl.
I know, like most Marvel stuff, they can release on
their own and get the same type of viral reaction
that they would have if it would have just dropped.
Same with the probably the Mandalorian and Grogu movie. We're

(44:57):
gonna do that on like a boring Tuesday when nobody's
paying attention. Then we're gonna get into Avengers trailer. We're
all gonna lose our mind if you don't have to
waste fifteen million dollars for commercial or whatever it costs, Like, yeah,
probably better off for him. We also have a Super
Bowl sixty tailgate concert featuring Teddy Swims that's gonna air
on the station on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Here's more details on that app.

Speaker 18 (45:19):
This Sunday, iHeartRadio brings you live to Levice Stadium in
Santa Clara for the Super Bowl Sixtytailgate Concerts presented by
net Apps, the Ultimate pregame Party featuring an exclusive performance
from Teddy Swims.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Saday.

Speaker 18 (45:38):
Your front row experience will be right here on your
radio and the free iHeart app this Sunday starting at
three thirty.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
There's no Tailor Swift at the Grammys on Sunday. There's
no Beyonce at the Grammys on Sunday, and the Grammy
still had fourteen point four million people watch on Sunday night,
the last one on CBS before the Grammys goes to
a next year. It's a six percent decrease from last year,
but still the biggest watch award show since the Oscars.

(46:07):
Last year had just under twenty million. Grammys were also
the most social TV program in the last six months.
You know, people always talk about the Grammys, but yeah,
have fun with that Grammys. You'll have that for two
more days until the super Bowl happens, and then that
will be the most social TV program you know, of

(46:27):
the year. Of the last year, it's Mikey and Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Speaking
of the Grammys, we remember Chapel Rohan's dress right on
the red carpet that was, you know, hooked up to
her her nipples and then we we sort of learned
that it was prosthetic. It wasn't like real nipple piercing.

(46:48):
They were stunt nipples. Okay, let's get to this talkback
message brought to us by the Payment Group.

Speaker 19 (46:53):
It's Courtney.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
I have an update on Chapel Rond's nipple prosthetics. They
were countips.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
One of her lest made a video on Instagram about it.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
This can't be a thing cow nipples, she said. They
were like, what do you mean where they made out
of cow hide?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
So where do you get an honor from?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I just you know what, No, you know what I've
gone list.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Would you google cow nipples Chapel? I just googled Chapel
Roane cow nipples.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
We learned they were prosthetic and obviously weren't the real nipples,
so they got to be made out of something though.
I again, I just googled Chapel Roan cow nipples.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
What came back?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
No, it's just all about her dress and I can't
find anything that confirms or denies what are we even
talking about on the show right now? Honestly? Uh, now,
what corner of the web do you have to go
on to buy cow nipples? By the way, can I
reset my search history? That was? That was a bad one.
Usually it's your computer. Get I don't want that on

(48:09):
my search history. It's gonna be weird stuff popping up.
Be like this guy was searching for.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Cow nipples early in the morning.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
All right, let's give him some cows. Let's move from
cow nipples to butt tattoos.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
What a show. Welcome, you know, welcome everybody, good morning.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Uh. We had this message earlier this week on the
show about someone who used to you know, date somebody
has an X that had a Heinz ketchup bottle tattooed
on their button.

Speaker 16 (48:42):
I dated a girl for a minute that had a
Hinds glass ketchup bottle tattooed on her butt cheek, and
I thought that was.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Just the best, the best. All right, let's get to
this message.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Hi, boys, some catching up on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I'm very very kind.

Speaker 17 (48:59):
I'm listening to Monday's Okay, but like our butt tattoo
is common because I thought that was like not a
common thing.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I have a butt tattoo, and this girl that this
guy dated has.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
A butt tattoo.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Like, our butt.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Tattoo is a thing.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, because like what I just know that?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay, well did she thinks she was the only one
ever hate a butt tattoo. I also think you gotta
tell us what your butt tattooers. If you have a
butt tattoo, you're like, oh, she has a Heinz ketchup bottle.
I have a butt tattoo too. If you have a
butt tattoo, you need to tell people what it is. Yeah, yeah,
you're just leaving that main detail out. Doesn't doesn't help
us at all. I also think there's a lot of

(49:37):
there's a lot more people in society walking around with
butt tattoos than we think because that is a very
private place you're exposed but cheek, right.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I'm monny with hind Heinz ketchup bottles.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I don't know, Okay, I don't know. But if there's
ever a part of the country or the world that
has Heinz butt tattoos, it's her being shocked that she
had a Hindz ketchup bottle tattooed on her butt as well,
and be like, wait, is this the thing? Do you
think she has a Heinz bottle too? And was just like,
wait a minute. I thought I was the only one.
I thought I was unique, And it's like, no, there's

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a lot of people around here with Heines catchup bottles
tattooed down there. But I think a butt tattoo is
more common than people think because it's it's something that
doesn't show often and it obviously only shows when you're
with somebody that you want to show your butt cheeks too. Okay,
we just went from count nipples to butt cheeks. That's

(50:30):
you know what'd be a podcast name The Cold is
not Letting up Hies today in the mid twenties, and
guess what tomorrow is Hi's in in the mid twenties.
We finally see his in the thirties, but that's not
coming til like next week, I think.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
So it just are we geting snow Friday? T Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Bob also said we are now halfway through winter, which
does it? It seems like this winter won't end, you know,
We're only halfway through.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Halfway all right?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Uh Listen, A lot of people sent us this because
it was a local story that happened in North Belvernon.
It's a naked person whoa naked It's time for another
naked story. On the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks

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Out with Mikey and Big Bab fifty four year old
man behind bars after police say allegedly entered an eye
doctor's office while naked and holding two large knives in
North Belvernon. Started just after one o'clock in the afternoon.
One of the women working inside was on a break.
She said she saw the guy walking down the street

(51:49):
wearing nothing but Jim Schortz. He was holding a butcher
knife in one hand a steak night in the other,
and then worker ran inside to warn everybody else. The
guy started doing damage to the front lobby at the
eye doc office. I said he knocked off some frames,
broke some frames through a display down.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Came in just the rage.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
The guy went into the back office started stabbing the
walls with the knives.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
One of the people said they he sat on our sofa.
He stabbed the sofa around sixteen times. He bare asked
the sofa and then stabbed. Yeh, gotta get rid of
that sofa. It's stabbed and also might have just yeah, okay.
He also then dropped his shorts, making him completely naked.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
They said he.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Didn't say a word. He was just grunting. He was
making lots of motions and movements with the large knives.
I don't know if he knew where he was. One
of the women say it's scary. Police chief in North
bel Vernon said he was likely under the influence and
the department was familiar with him for previous cases involving drugs.
So obviously some going on with this guy. He needs

(52:54):
the professional help. Hopefully he gets the help that he needs.
But yeah, whenever there's a local naked store, people will always.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Send it to us and be liked. See this. Did
you see this?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Then said he proceeded running up and down the street
naked and flailing around, and then officers eventually caught up
with him. He took it on parade. He was arrested.
There were no injuries. He now faces thirteen total charges. Again,
naked guy with some knives breaking into an eye doctor's
office in North Belvernon.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
It is a naked person making the show once again.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
All right, we know bad Bunny's playing the Super Bowl
halftime show on Sunday. Bob has the top five weirdest
super Bowl halftime shows ever.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Coming up around eight fifty five.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Penguins lost last night to the Islanders five to four.
Took an overtime though, so they get a point. Brian
Russ come back for a three game suspension. He scored
a goal and one more got Thursday night. Tomorrow night,
Penguins will be in Buffalo, taken on the Sabers, and
then the three week Olympic break starts.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
And I know how it is. Of course, always want
Team USA to win.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
But if they don't win, I think a lot of
us just want Sidney Crosby to win another gold medal
for Canada, right if it's not gonna be USA. I
just saw the team Canada jerseys. Maybe I'm late on it.
Maybe I don't know. I had been out for a
little while and they are I saw the Sidney Crosby one.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
It's all red and it's got a big black like leaf.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
It looks amazing. Oh, nasty work.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I kind of want it.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
That'd be a good jersey.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, No jerseys fit me right. Yeah, it's true. Super
Bowl halftime show. I'm looking forward to this more than
I think I am the game. Not only Bad Bunny halftime,
but Green Day performing before the game. The super Bowl
halftime show is a massive deal out, like, over one

(54:48):
hundred and fifteen million people will watch it, and it'll
send Bad Bunny streams into the stratosphere. Bad Bunny's giant worldwide. Yeah,
superstar him and Taylor. Yeah, same wavelength, same level. You know,
bts up there too. The super Bowl halftime show, though,

(55:08):
has not always been this big of a deal and
with huge popular artists, it is time for Bob to
give everyone the top five weirdest super Bowl halftime show.
Since the super Bowl has become a thing, what's.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Weird this time? For polo rankings?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
What Mike and Bob nis top five weirdest super Bowl
halftime shows of all time. So go ahead your fifth
Weirdest super Bowl halftime show of all time nineteen ninety one,
Small World tribute to twenty five years of Super Bowl
It featuring former NFL quarterback Warren Moon, Disney characters, and

(55:52):
the New Kids on the Block. Okay, there's just bizarre.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
There are four more that are in that sat ballpark.
I find that hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Fourth Weirdest super Bowl halftime show of all time nineteen
ninety eight, Something Grand, featuring the San Diego State Marching Band,
the Rockheads, and Chubby Checker.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Chubby Checker from like like the fifties, like due Twist.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, yeah, No one should complain about the super Bowl
halftime show now, I can't.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Oh never, h right, Bob. Third Weirdest super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Halftime Show nineteen eighty seven, The Salute to Hollywood's hundredth
anniversary with comedian George Burns, the UFC Marching Band, and
Disney characters. I bet seventy five percent of our audience
does not even know who George Burns is.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
What the what are we at number two?

Speaker 19 (56:52):
Now?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Oh yeah, we're up to two.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Bob Power ranking the top five weirdest Super Bowl halftime
shows of all time Number two.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
A lot of people call this the worst.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Nineteen ninety seven The Blues Brothers batch with the Blues
Brothers and zz Top.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Really weird, really weird.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Alright, and here we go the number one weirdness super
Bowl halftime show of all time nineteen ninety five, The
Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden I halftime
show featuring Patty Leabelle, Tony Bennett, and an Indiana Jones
stuntman doing a fight scene during the whole thing with
the Super Bowl Trophy?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
WHOA what year was that again? Ninety five?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Okay, now you've seen how we have progressed from nineteen
ninety five there was a literal Indiana Jones themed Super
Bowl halftime show with the Lombardi Trophy. All right, listen,
no more complaints or they're going to bring back Indiana
Jones and George Burns.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Who my mistake.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
He has probably been dead for twenty years now.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
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Speaker 20 (58:19):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, this is great from Mount Pleasant.
I just got to tell you every morning, after I
dropped my daughter off at school, I have to stop
and pick up a brute from Duncan for me and
my wife. Well, this morning, just a few minutes ago,
as I'm pulling up to the window to collect our brew,
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(58:41):
was priceless. Thanks for a laugh this morning.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
It just to just blame us for everything. Just be
like a It's just Mikey and Bob. Most people in Pittsburgh.
If you say that, don't understand it. Now, don't get it.
It's just mike Yabob. It's no big deal.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
We were talking about Heine's ketchup butt tattoos.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Earlier in the ship Man. Our show is a little
weird at a little bit little bit a little weird.
A couple of days ago, we got a message about
somebody who's X had a glass Heinz ketchup bottle tattooed
on their butt. Follow up, a woman said that our
butt tattoos that common because she had a butt tattoo,
even though we don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
So let's get to this.

Speaker 21 (59:19):
Hey cow nipple, my gye and Heins bottle but cheek.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Bob Okay, solid nicknames there.

Speaker 21 (59:25):
Tyler from Good Tanning all this talk about Heins bottle
tattoos on butt cheek, says me, wondering if the tattoo
artists in the city, are you gonna be getting a
lot more requests for this.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
Type of tattoo?

Speaker 21 (59:39):
So I guess yeah, if there's any tattoo artists listening
to the show, you're gonna to let us know if
you're seeing up tick in these types of requests.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
Now, all right, guys, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
All Right. There's something here though, because I think the
craft Heinz company should start paying for people's Heinz.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Ketch a butt tattoos.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
It's gotta be a butt tattoo, okay, not just the
Hinz bottle it's got to be on the butt. It
can't be anyplace else on the body. Listen, this might
be the hind super Bowl commercial. We don't know. Scan
a QR code, get a free glass Hinds bottle, gotta
get it on the butt cheeks. No right, I mean,

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Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
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in the world, nowhere in the world. Statement was just
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Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
It was pretty much a time where he starts seeing
a lot of companies put out their ads online that
they're either going to run or not run for Super
Bowl Sunday. My favorite is the one where somebody you'll
make like an edgy ad and be like, oh it
was banned, and like no it was it was too hot.
They just NBC just saw it and said, no, we're

(01:01:09):
not running this, We're not taking your money. We got
plenty of other We got people lined up to run
ats during the super Bowl. Yeah, I hate every year
it's a band from the super Bowl. Okay, not really, God,
it's my kid about the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Free Show. Uh. We like to just have our show
be kind of a happy, fun place, right, happy old
playground where we might uh not be distracted by some

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of the bad that's going on in the world. So
we've decided to do a segment on the show. I
love this, by the way, it's taken off in the
last couple of weeks. It's Uh, I guess everybody likes positivity,
which is a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It's a segment we like to call.

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Say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
All right, here we go here, I'm.

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Saying something nice about my grandson's and they are wonderful kids.
They're byth snippy, and they play the trumpet, they play
with their little sister, they babysit, and I'm just so happy.
I'm proud of them. Both.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
Hey, boys, it's your friend mystery. Say something nice, Hice.
So this messages specifically for Mikey and Aunt cocka Oh,
Aunt Coca, great idea because I marked my calendar for
September thirtieth to wish Mikey a birthday on his last day. Okay, yeah,

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see your listeners love.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
You, because everybody's been wishing Bob a happy birthday, even
though his birthday was January first. Mystery your birthday month,
Mystery says, end of September. She's ready for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, okay, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Say something nice, say something nice, say something nuts, Say something.

Speaker 12 (01:03:02):
Nuts, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Hey, fellas uh truckle bill here may. I wanted to
give a big I don't do it all belated birthday
shut out. It's the baloney nip Bob. Yes, true connoisseur himself.
That's birthday Bob. Let me happy birthday, balogey nips.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Thank you, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
How many birthday wishes for Momba on the show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
Hey, guys, it's Eryl from Forest Hills.

Speaker 23 (01:03:38):
I wanted to say something nice about my mother's neighbor, Dorothy.
My mom is eighty four, and Dorothy checks on her
every day to make sure she's okay. So I wanted
to do a shout out to her and thank her
for doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:03:50):
Also, Mike, it's not fair. If everyone's wishing a belated
happy birthday to Bob, they should wish one to you too.

Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
So belated happy birthday, Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Oh thank you. Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Guys. Yeah my birthday it was Labor Day. It's been
a little while, but yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
You were laid on it.

Speaker 12 (01:04:04):
Shut he say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Shut out to all the people out there that are
checking on the elderly. Okay, yeah, they're not family. Just
you got older people in the neighborhood. You're checking up
on them. Thank you for what you do. You know
you might not get a thanks for everybody. Hey, Mike
and Bob care about you? Thank you for looking out
for the older people. We could dance. We could dance
on that. Hey, hold on, injured creek guy wants to

(01:04:32):
get in here, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Jesus NFL drafted for twenty third.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
You have the draft a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Pittsburgh parking toilet. He's going to stay. Please don't use it.
It's just a whole the place left the euse Saturn
know about Pittsburgh parking in a good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Yeah, listen lout of Tonner's coming in for that draft
they're gonna learn. They're gonna learn all about where to park,
and they're gonna learn how to merge and oh Fort
pitt and all the oh my gosh, all right, I

(01:05:21):
just got a preview of The Muppet Show. That's uh,
it's on Disney Plus. I'm gonna air tonight. You were
you were locked in over the Sabrina Carpenter singing Islands
in the stream with uh with Kermit the Frog, and
also Miss Piggy makes an appearance too. I'm locked in
Muppet Show. It's back tonight on ABC nine o'clock. Also
streaming on Disney Plus. We get a new episode of

(01:05:45):
The Pit tomorrow. That's always exciting Pittsburgh show there that's
on HBO Max. It is Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mike
and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 19 (01:05:54):
Hey guys, So I just finished up the latest episode
of The Pit. You guys were talking about it, So,
for whatever, it just hit me this episode. I bet
we keep seeing Willie and we obviously fall in love
with him because he's so sweet and nice and everything.
They're just building us up. At one of these times
when Willy's there, he's not gonna make it and we're

(01:06:15):
all gonna be devastated.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Love you guys. Yeah, it's just talking about Louis, right,
Not not Willie Louis. Louis Louis, the big guy that's
been in almost every episode. He's big guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Alcohol problems.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
He's getting his fluids drained out, so they're just filling
up bottles of stuff that's coming out of his body.
And he's made it two seasons now. I don't know, man,
no spoilers or anything, because I don't know what's gonna happen.
That guy's not making it out man, he's not making
it out right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
We're gonna we're gonna miss He's gonna break all our hearts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
It is. It is a brand new episode of The
Pit will be on tomorrow on HBO Max. Of course
our show here in Pittsburgh. Also tomorrow, the NFL Honors
are on NBC. That's where they give away all the
awards and everything, and nobody from the Seahawks and Patriot
show up. And yeah, but also the Pens play their
last game before a three week Olympic break tomorrow night

(01:07:06):
against the Sabers, and then Friday, it's the opening ceremony
for the for the Olympics. All right, Bob, what would
you like to name the podcast today? Muppet butt Tattoos?
Something I should think about. Man, it's a good combo
of things we've talked about on the show today. Yeah, honestly,

(01:07:28):
I mean I don't have any tattoos. I've said that
before on the show. And get a butt mural like
all the way across both cheeks all the characters. Okay,
then Jim Henson on the lower back, listen if I'm
the crown piece. If I'm gonna get muppets tattooed all
over my butt cheeks, Gonzo's going. All right, Muppet butt

(01:07:52):
Tattoos is the name of the podcast today. All right,
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