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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, kiss morning Freak show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got kind of a weird, maybe questionable start to
the U to the show here, Bob. Okay, you know,
for a while now, for this month, we've been doing
a big contest called Mikey and Bob's Deck dot Deck
Party with sly deck and fence.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Right, we're gonna give somebody a brand new deck. Me
and Bob. We're gonna come over your house party with
your friends and family. It'd be a good.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Time, right yeah, yeah, uh so you have it till
the end of the month. So you got a couple
of days here through Sunday to enter, right. I come
in this morning and we have an entry. No, no
big deal. We get a lot of these entries. It's
it's this one. I just feel like I need to
start with this.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
You need a new deck, damn it.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, I don't know if we should be doing this.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know if we should be telling the kid
small child deck damn it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Need a new deck, damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
And then the laugh too, like yeah, you made her laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know you did something. You need a new deck,
damn it, dnamit? So good? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Ten thousand dollars for a new deck up to ten
thousand dollars and being Bobb will come hang at your house.
You gotta get your entries in though, before the end
of the month. Here, by the way, speaking to the
end of the month, Bob, this is the last live
show we're doing in the month of May. So coming
up around six twenty five, Me and Bob will power
rank our top five favorite podcast names from our show

(01:36):
for the month of May. Also, it's New Music Friday
here on ninety six to one Kiss. Today we got
the brand new song from Ariana Grande called Hate That
I Made You Love Me. That's coming up around seven
am and nine am this morning. It's Mikey and Bob Kiss.
Next Saturday, Me and Bob will be hosting once again
the Walk for Children's to benefit all the kids and

(01:56):
families that use Children's Hospital. Will be at Shenley Park
starting at nine thirty June sixth, and that's Saturday. Make
your team if you want to become a walker or
if you just want to make a donation walk for
Children's dot Org.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Let's get to.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Another talkback message here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show
brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Hey Mikey, Hey Bob, Hey Lucas from the trop Hey Lucas,
my birthday. I know we don't do birthday shoutouts, but
I'm just having this thought while driving into work.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, we don't wish anybody happy birthday here on the show,
even though a lot of listeners have been wishing Bob
happy birthday, even though its birthday's New Year's Day.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Really crazy, Yeah, think about who all you share a
birthday with? Millions of people, probably millions and millions of people.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Here we go and it's.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Just totally wild. But right here in our very own Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Go ahead, Bud, I share a birthday, yeah with Bob.
Have your birthday, Bob. Yeah, I know where you're going
with that, Budd. Oh, thank you. It's not his birthday today.
Happy birthday to you too.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, we're not wishing happy birthday. Happy birthday. Paul Skins.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, I'll make an exception.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Paul Skans is twenty four years old today, right, Paul
Skins twenty four.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's not stuid.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Only twenty four years old. Oh god, he's gonna cost
so much one day. He's only twenty four. He's gonna
cost so much one day. Well, I don't know though.
You see the uh, you see the baseball thing yesterday
that the owners or the uh, the MLB was just like,
maybe we should have a salarycap here for competitive balance.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, I don't know that's gonna work out with the players.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You're gonna have some players be like, hey, we're gonna
we're gonna pay you two hundred million dollars less now
on that contract you signed, or some players aren't gonna
love that.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, So we could be.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Going for another strike or lockout, but hey, just enjoy
it while you can. By the way, Paul Skeins pitched
pretty good yesterday, but there were some errors. There were
some you know, bad fielding. Buddy had ten strikeouts and
he still lost some huh yeah, and he uh he
struck out seven of the first eight banners. When I
turned it on, I'm like, this is gonna be the

(03:58):
no hitter game. I'm locked in here. And then they
end up losing seven to two to the Cubs. Plenty
happening tonight at the ballpark. Jared Jones is gonna be
making his first appearance since twenty twenty four, and former
Pirates manager Derek Shelton back in Town, making his first
appearance to see What's Fired last May with the Minnesota

(04:20):
Twins All Right. Coming up next on the show, we
power rank our top five favorite podcast titles from our
podcast for the month of May.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Coming up around six twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob
nat the Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I read before I turned the microphones on. Bob questioned,
why am I sweaty?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know why you're sweaty? How it wasn't like
hot out right now? It's not bad out. I don't know,
man humid in here or something.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, it's it's gonna be another beautiful day today, sunny
with highs around eighty.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It should be a wonderful weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
This weekend is the weekend we deserved last weekend for
Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
So if you.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Had plans for Memorial Day weekend, use them this weekend
because the weather's gonna be nice and it's Mikey Bob
a Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Usually at the end of every month, we take all
of our podcast titles because we name our podcast episodes weird.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Names that have to do with what we talked about
that show.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
And usually at the end of every month, we powerrank
our top five podcast titles for whatever month it is right,
we run into a problem. We did not have a
bad podcast title for the month of May.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
We were sitting here going through them and just like man,
so they're all good.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Instead of power ranking our top five favorites, let's recap,
we are just gonna read every.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Podcast name from the month.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Of May, starting with Rappin' Rooney at the Large, March Marathon,
Star Wars, Liberty, Samurai, Matt Gala, Dino Nuggets, That's one good,
six nine and Legally Blind, Yes, Bare Ass, Birthday Twins,

(06:04):
Granny Nanagans, Dunker Deck, Whenies, Kung Fu g Lizzy, Goblin,
Yinsers in Paris at the Moner, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Dollar, Dog, Rump Bumps, a.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Drunk clown and a cat named Louis Limps, Parking.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Lot, karate a cool Cones horse Fingers, and a shaved zebra.
Honking Off drafted my pants and left my underwear.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
One legged whale, long droopy butt, Jeeks, Summer House, Harry
Ham and Yesterday, as we wrap it up here off Campus,
Houchie Coochie.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
An incredible month of May that we gave you all.
H standing we gave this might be our best month
of the year right here in May. We couldn't even
pick a top five. We had to read every podcast title,
all right. Paraday in May continues today as we wrap
up this month, be listening around eight am. Find out
what pair of tickets you can win, what concert you're

(07:18):
gonna be going to around eight am. It's Mikey and
Bob nne cast.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm Michael Young Bobs.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I can't believe this is still going on, Like, honest,
you stork in the back room of a shoe store together.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
How is our radio show still going?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Screams and Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. Hey, if you ever want to
be part of our show, just download the free iHeartRadio app.
You can send us talkback messages when you hit that
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Speaker 7 (07:53):
I was going on, fellas, Georgia's still catching up on
Thursday Morning Podcast and George, y'all keep calling the inch
out of an egg the yolk I'm sure you know.
The only part that's called the yolk is the yellow part.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
The rest of it is actually called the album in
a LP U M E N. Don't make it easy.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
The album's in there. I did not know what the
rest of the part was called. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't feel like we need to know what the
rest of the parts called, because just you know, egg yolk,
you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I said the
egg yolk. Yeah, abdomen or whatever he said like that.
You know, I don't know what that is, George, the
other parts of the egg whites right like, yeah, right, sure, No,
it's the abdomen of the eggs. All right, Speaking of eggs,

(08:35):
I don't know why we have another egg message the
Freak Show.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
This is Natalie for Murray So and I love when
you guys answer really weird and funny questions. So I
have one for you. If you were a type of egg, Wow,
what would you be?

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Like?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Hard, boiled, scrambled, dippy? I want to know thinks wow?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's uh.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now, this is a question right here. If me and
Bob were eggs, what kind of eggs would we be?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Bob? What kind of eggs would you be?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Scrambled with grape jelly mixed in. Oh yeah, that's true.
That's your move right there. That's Bob's food hack right there.
Everybody makes scrambled eggs, right yeah, And then what is it?
Right when it's due, right when it's done, Like the
eggs already formed, like they already made, like they're already scrambled,
right when they're about to come out of the pan,
you throw like a spoonful of grape jelly in there
and mix that in.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Is that the noise you make? Yeah? All right, So
if Bob.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Had to be eggs, he would be scrambled eggs with
a little grape jelly in it.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
A little bit sweet.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I think I just be the dippy eggs, dude, I
think I just be the dippy eggs right, all white
and then you poked the mill. I'm not a big
fan of dippy eggs. Yeah, I like it with some
toast on the side.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
A scrambled egg guy.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, Well, I also think, like, I mean, there's also
deviled eggs. Devil no, I don't want not to do
it die, you know, deviled eggs. Well, we're not talking
about what eggs are good. We're talking about what eggs
we would see. I'm not the devil deviled eggs with
a little hot honey drizzle on them. Okay, this isn't

(10:09):
She wanted to know what eggs we would be, not
what eggs we enjoy. Okay, what's your favorite omelet? Oh
my god, just give me some cheese and ham. You're
like sausage in your omelet here and there you say
no to a sauce.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, I never turned down his sausage.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, yeah, I think I'd be dippy eggs man would No?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, I take that back.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, I don't remember this, but there was a commercial
that used to have eggs and they'd be like nice eggs,
and then it'd be like is your brain? And then
they like destroyed the eggs. I think it was dippy
eggs and they broke the yellow part, the yolky, and
then they'd be like, this is your brain. On drugs,
any questions i'd be, I'd be the drug eggs. Yeah,

(10:50):
I'm the drug eggs. I got such a good timeline
right now because I am getting fed videos of uh
Sean Evans, the host.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Of Hot Ones, and actress Keky Palmer. You've seen them
flirty videos, man.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I love the love looks like it's real. There, I'm
telling you these two have you know they've met a
few times. Yeah, she's been on hot ones, but they
kissed on hot ones before the Chicken Wing Show, right,
get married. But now the internet is putting these two
together because they're like I'm I'm I'm watching.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Videos it her podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
These clips are from Yes, her podcast is what set
this off. Recently, Shawn Evans was on Kekey Palmer's podcast
and they were very flirty. And now the internet's going
back and just like, look at them on hot ones
and they've been flirting for a while, and you know,
the comments are like, girl, go get your man, Like
look at how I'm looking at pause screens and just like,

(11:45):
look at how he's looking at her. Looks Palmer Okay,
And I mean like if they're gonna be a celebrity couple,
key Sean Key Shawan, So hey, I hope they get together.
They seem like you pretty much watched the entire podcasting

(12:05):
clips I've watched. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no need to
watch podcast podcast. I just watched the clips.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's right around seven o'clock time for today in Freak
Show history. Let's get to this request here.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Thank you Involve.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
It's James Morning catching the show bright and early, and
I know you you might have already something picked out
for today, but I'm wondering if for a today in
freak Show history today, if not today, whenever, it was
sometime last year and it absolutely killed me, if we
could go back to the the Facebook comments when Hooters

(12:36):
declared bankruptcy.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, that'd be great. All right, here we go for
today in free Show history. Today today.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Hooters, the restaurant of course that you know, over the
decades made women wear the really short shorts and the
tank tops and everything. These are Facebook comments after Hooters
declares bankruptcy. Don p filing bankruptcy due to lack of
foot traffic. This younger generation does not appreciate the finer

(13:15):
things in life the way we did.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Man, Uncle Dondon.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
You're talking about Hooters here, William R.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
We knew this was coming.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Beautiful women are getting harder and harder to find.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Trust me. I know.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
The eighties and nineties were my heydays at Hooters. Now
all the beauties are on only fans and Instagram models.
I miss the old days. That booth in the back
there was the Willie booth. Does every Hooters have a
Willy booth? Oh yeah, pay extra to sit there. U
Chad k here not surprised. I visited several Hooters restaurants

(13:55):
during my travels and quality of.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Service was horrible.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
No, girls, Well let's just say not what I remember.
I could have just been way more horny in the
nineties and just willing to eat bad wings.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Uncle Chad, there's talking himself through it.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Uh Todd be here, life hack, look at boobs on
the internet and make some wings in the air fryer
and save yourself forty bucks. Ah man, Uncle Todd with
a life hack. Uncle Todd with I got Hooters at home?

Speaker 10 (14:27):
He did.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Local Tod? Can we stopping Hooters?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
He got a.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Dude that's around his Facebook comments Hooters filing for bankruptcy
Facebook comments. Uh Alan de here recently went to the Daytona,
Florida location. Hell yeah, when we were down at Daytona
for the five hundred.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Haven't been to a Hoons in years, And I think
those wings that I hate were seagull.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Dwight el here.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Last time I ate at Hooters, they're buffalo sauce and
tasted like a dirty penny and I had diarrheam for
two days. Joe f My uncle used to call that
place the booby Trap.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
When my uncle passed in two thousand and four, it's
not funny. We had his wake there so you can
laugh out.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
He would be rolling over its right as they knew
that Hooters was closing.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh man, please join us.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
After the memorial service at the booby Trap. Everybody's inviting.
When did he passed two thousand and four? Uncle?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
There he goes, man, we lost uncle owns a man.
He may be rolling in his grave.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Hey, in two thousand and four, Uncle Hooters had his
wake at Hooters, and Uncle Hooters and aims Uncle Hooters.
Facebook comments after Hooters files for bankruptcy.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Mike, be here.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Kids these days don't care about the kitty like we
did back in the good old days.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Kitty, these comments are gonna take me out. I got
one more, Uncle Harley, c hear me out.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Hooters can go bankrupt, but they should start a store
to door delivery service and just call it Knockers.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Please excited.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
On iHeart Radio Music Friday, Hey, it's Ariana Grande.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
You're hearing the then new song hate that I made
you last meet right now.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hey, there's another horror movie that sort of comes out
this weekend, back Rooms. It sort of looks like Severance
that's on Apple TV, right, Yeah, sort of looks like
that Thursday previews because a lot of movies open like
Thursday Afternoon. It made nine million dollars yesterday.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Watch Out. This is another one that's on a rocket ship,
like the other.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Movie Obsession that came out like that one. That one
might beat Mandalorian Grogu. Like Mandalorian Grogu might end up
third this weekend in the box office because these two
horror movies are just by the way, I feel like
horror movies are what people want to go see in
the theaters now, like uh yeah, and they don't cost
usually a lot to make, yeah, like these Under the

(17:35):
Radar costs like ten million or less to make. These
horror movies are it's a whole genre that people just
love sort of like and not like slasher horror movies.
It's sort of like the psychological you know, like the
back Rooms movie. I don't you know what tell that's about.
It just kind of looks cool. I'm kind of interested,
but it also kind of looks like Severance, but h

(17:57):
Man eight million dollars just yesterday alone. It's Mikey and
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Let's talk about dead people and underwear yesterday on the show.
Don't remember why we questioned this, but we started wondering,
do people get buried in their underwear? You know, if
you're a person that wants to be thrown in a
casket and put six feet under, you know you'll be

(18:18):
wearing nice clothes.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Do you get your favorite underwear? Do they just not
even care?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, let's get to this talk back message here brought
to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
Hi, guys, Happy Friday. I wanted to chime in on
the dead body talk. I will say, whenever my mom
passed away, we did give the undertaker a pair of
underwear for her to be properly buried in.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, so you just gotta you gotta hand the underwear
to the undertaker then to then be like, hey, listen,
this is mom's underwear.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
She wants to be her message. It started out so bubbly.
Hi guys, Happy Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, Happy Friday, talk about dead people and underwear.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
We gave my mom underwear. What's happening to the undertaker underwear?
She didn't want to be buried in just her blouse.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
She won in fancy underwear, Undertaker Penny.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Let's get to the rest of her message.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
And then another little thing when I had to go
pick up the flowers with my cousin for my grandma,
looking down the funeral steps and seeing all this stuff
they used the equipment to drain the body.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Listen, you gotta keep your liscus focus.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
You're in the funeral home.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Don't go on side adventures, Okay, because they do stuff
there that's not just the nice presentation they give you.
They gotta prep those bodies, and what goes on in
the funeral home in the basements or whatever. You don't
want to be any part of that, you know. And
then we also learned that, uh, there's certain things that

(20:20):
need educational by all educational you like to learn on
the show Dead Body needs to be plugged up round back.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, Hey, you guys, let us here all right.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
This Yeah, so I don't even have the episode on today,
but a buddy of mine text me and said, you
all might need some help.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Hey, Mike and Bob are talking weird
things about dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Give him, give him a message.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
I'm gonna need you to google a the plug funeral
and that's answer your question. Otherwise it is sometimes Caughton,
they have a good day.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Do you know what? Yes works? Yeah, basically like the
wine cork, right, it doesn't. I don't know what makes
the noise, he said. Sometimes they use cotton too, you
know sometimes that's weird. Man. Yeah, I don't know. Oh
I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Put the man tampon round back, you know, don't need
anything we can out.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I don't know how any of this works.

Speaker 9 (21:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
When I die, just throw me in the fire and then,
I don't know, give my sandashes to somebody. We got
a naked person and the KFC and Carrick making the
police scanner. Coming up next around seven twenty five. Also
around seven forty, everybody knows Cedar point over there in Sandusky, Ohio.
Right coasters? Yeah, yeah, let's just get to this tase here.

Speaker 13 (21:39):
It's a story that has everything, chicken McNuggets, a roller coaster,
a viral video.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Okay, we'll get to that around seven forty and a
parent day in May find out what concert you can
win tickets to around eight am.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Kiss flow Rider and I believe maybe Vanilla Ice are
the only two performer.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I think maybe left on the Freedom.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
To fifty concert that's supposed to be happening in the
National Mall is part of Freedom two fifty.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
The original lineup was like Martina McBride, Flow Ride of
Vanilla Ice, Young mc CNC Music Factory, Millie Vanilli, the
Commodorees More's Day in the Time, and Brett Michaels.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yikes.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
It was a bunch of acts that are on the
backside of for the most part, on the backside of
their careers. Yeah, and I don't think they were very didn't.
They tell them seemed like a state fair, like a
big national state fair, and everybody said, yeah, it was
supposed to be like bipartisan.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Then when he really found out they told everybody was
a state fair.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, it was just And then when they found out
they started getting the backlash online. Everybody pretty much tapped
out flow Riders. I think he's still going for it though,
but even Brett Michaels tapped out of it. He is
no longer going to be performing at the Trump backed
Freedom two fifty concert. It is Mikey, it is Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. It

(22:59):
is time to go to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
Got a couple of things here again, a couple of
people will listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They have
their own website pghdash scanner dot com and they they
like to just post on social media and report on what.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Is happening in and around our city.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Carrick Brownsville Road at the KFC Color said that the
giant KFC sign outside of the building is on fire.
Oh no, just a sign that How does the sign
light on fire? At the KFC and Carrick, just a sign? Now,

(23:39):
I don't want the building to catch on fire, but
could you imagine what an entire KFC going up in
flames would smell?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Like? Del I believe.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I mean, I wouldn't want it to happen, but it'd
be like when they had them the wildfires out west,
and the fog and the SMG would sort of make
its way here and be like, oh some time, but
a hazy out there.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was like campfire out there, that's the fog.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, can you imagine if the carrot KFC a chicken
fog over takes the area, it'd smell absolutely delicious. Also
happening in and around our city. This is downtown on
Strawberry Way. Downtown. Officer said he just rolled up to
a streaker. Suspect is heading down Strawberry Way with her
strawberries dangling about.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
A naked five k Strawberry Strawberry Way five K?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Was I don't think is that nonofficial race? Not a
five k if there's only one person running?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Okay, just trying to get your pr in lady too
taking off all or closed more aerodynamic, more aerodynamic.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Strawberries out too on Strawberry Way, you know, got too man, it.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Was warmer too. Maybe she was trying to avoid the
chafing of the netback.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Could be it too, all right, let's not judge here.
Maybe it was more of a safety thing. Maybe she's
an athlete, okay, respectorspect.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
There, she's an athlete.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Were there any officers in the Strawberry Way five k
or I wouldn't say nothing?

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Then?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
All right, it's trying to be more aero dynamic running
with the strawberries out.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
That's what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Coming up next on the.

Speaker 13 (25:19):
Show, it's a story that has everything, chicken McNuggets, a
rollercoaster of viral video.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, we'll get to that next, and then a pair
of day in May will tell you what concert ticket
you can win.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Today on the station round eight Am, it's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Last day of school for some districts today, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm seeing people post their pictures of their kids on Facebook,
like the first day, last day picture. That's always fun,
right yeah. Yeah, Hey, hey teachers, you made nice job.
You did it.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
You made administrators, teachers the ones they are done today,
but you made.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah. Hey hey kids, you did You did it too, Kids,
you did it. You did it, you did it.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Summertime fun right, great weather today too, Yeah, it's great.
Oh man, if you loose today, it's part it Spikey
Bob the The Kiss Morning Freak Show. I remember my
first day of first grade. I wanted to take a

(26:15):
gun to school, like a fake plastic gun. Okay, so
my first grade, first day of like real school pictures,
I'm on the front porch with a fake plastic gun,
just like if I.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Got to go to school.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I'm taking this with me just in case, just like
what was wrong with me that posed up on the porch.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, my parents probably were a little worried there. I think.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Let's get to Ohio now. Of course we have Kenny
Wood here and Kenny Wood's great, Kenny Wood's nostalgic. But
they got roller coasters over in Sandusky, Ohio. Monster Coast. Yeah,
the place Cedar Point, right, So this is what's going
on over at Cedar Point. Here was the news tease
over in the area.

Speaker 13 (27:00):
Story that has everything chicken McNuggets, a roller coaster, a
viral video.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what we're talking about there, everything, a roller coaster
and a viral video.

Speaker 14 (27:11):
Well, by now you've probably seen this headline. Manags chicken
nuggets on roller coaster gets banned from Cedar Point for life.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, he ate the chicken nuggets while he was on
the roller coaster, and now he's no longer allowed to
go to Cedar Pointer any six flags because same ownership.

Speaker 14 (27:26):
This is YouTuber Alan Farrell. His channel is filled with
different challenges from viewers and this video he is doing
exactly what he said he'd do. He did ten piece
chicken McNuggets while riding the Millennium Force, and yes he
did dunk them in sweetened sour sauce.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh, look at it, just go everywhere.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Okay, the guy's on the back of the Millennium Force, right,
and he's dunking the nuggets in the sweet and sour
sauce as the roller coasters going and sweet and sour
sauce going everywhere.

Speaker 15 (27:58):
He snuck the nuggets onto the ride by put it
them in his pants.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay, pants nuggets.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Nobody wants those pants nuggets. You shouldn't even be eating
your own pants suited points. Right, You should be banned.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You should be banned from a lot of different places
for life now, not just theme parks, hot day at
the park too.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You should have the cross shows in.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
And get them on the coaster in three hundred yards
from his school.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Don't want you anywhere near it?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Why because you ate You eate nuggets on the back
of a coaster and you just seem like you shouldn't
be around children or something.

Speaker 15 (28:28):
And he managed to eat seven Oh geez, only eat seven? Yeah,
As you can imagine, Cedar Point wasn't too thrilled, saying
it has banned Allen from Cedar Point at all six Flags.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Parks for light. Okay, so now we're gonna hear from
him again.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
This is the guy who's got the YouTube channel in
post challenges and was on a roller coaster at Cedar
Point eating nuggets and sauces going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Let's hear from him.

Speaker 16 (28:52):
I had no idea that eating a ten piece nugget
on a roller coaster would be a national headline, but
here we are.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, you know what, I kind of agree with them.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
There a lot of other stuff going on in the
world and in the country right now. Crotch nuggets though,
And it's why people don't watch or trust the news
because while things.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Are on the fire and burning, hey he's got chicken
nuggets in his pants. Oh it was. It was definitely
really hard.

Speaker 16 (29:17):
So I see why Cedar Point reacted the way they did,
because I can see why there's safety measures and everything
like that.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It was hard. I had to try not to choke
almost the entire ride. That didn't sound safe.

Speaker 17 (29:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Luckily I did.

Speaker 16 (29:29):
Sit in the back seat because I knew what was
gonna happen. Sauce was gonna be everywhere, so I did
keep it respectful.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Can you imagine if me and you were like, behind
this guy, I would have tried to you sweet and solar.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Just that's the challenge. All of a sudden, you just
get hit with going a roller coaster. You're like, what's sweet?
And cellars are mouth open for the rest of the ride.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
So he's banned for life from Cedar Point and six
Flags because he got sloppy with the nuggets on the
roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Coming up next on the show around eight am a
Paara day in May, we'll tell you what concert tickets
you can win today here on the station, and it's
new Music Friday. We will once again play the brand
new one from Arion a Grande that just came out
called Hate that I Made You Love Me.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Around nine am, it's Mikey and Bob Pard and Me.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.
That's right, we're on Instagram. Of course you can follow
us if you don't already at FS.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Mikey for me at FS Big Bob for me fast
stands for Freak Show. Yeah, we made it a long
time ago. You know, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey at FS Big Bob.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
If you love.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
A parent day in May, we'll tell you what concert
we want to send you to today. Coming up next
in just a couple of minutes here on the Kiss
Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob. Hey, anybody
over at the Cayman Science Center. Hi, I'm Mikey. It's
my big friend Bob over there. We were just over
there for the draft at Pat McAfee's party when the
draft was in town. Loved the Science Center and everything

(31:14):
going on there. Let me tell you, Science Center, it's
time to tap in. Okay, not just with me, with
Bob too, because Bob's coming with me.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, Bro. They're putting they're putting a racetrack in.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Man, they're putting a racetrack in over at the Science Center.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
This is gonna be awesome, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
The Science of Speed exhibit opens August first. It's in
the SportsWorks building right there. That's Science Center. Uh so
they've been working on it. Once it's complete, it will
feature a multi level lighted race track with eight electric carts.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh boy, they're putting you inter Mario Kart in over
there six minute races.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
It's aimed at adults too, so there's gonna be like
in adults only from five pm to close, where carts
will hit top.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Speeds of up to forty miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Were sewing booze at this too, because that's are we
doing Mario Kart over at the Science Center. There's also
tentative plans in the works to host racing.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Leagues and Formula one watch events.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Hey listen, everybody over at the Science Center got out now.
Formula one Mikey is one of his nicknames on the street.
I love F one F one Mikey one racing.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Let me tell you something. Me and Bob might not
fit in the cars physically, but we would love to
host some F one parties in spirit in Science Center.
In spirit Yes, yeah, I mean I might be able
to ride one of those cards, but my legs are
gonna have to be outside the vehicle, which usually hands
and legs gotta stay in the vehicle. I'm worried about
with my size taking a turn at forty miles an

(32:58):
hour in a go cart. I don't know, you'll keep
it on four wheel. It's kind of like you're nervous
with the snow tube hill at Seven Springs because you're
a big guy, and once you get going, you can
take it all the way to the back wall.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
And unfortunately I learned my last and when my pants
came down.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, that's a whole story for another time that we've
told on the show before. So yeah, there's gonna be
some F one parties and there is gonna be basically
just a giant cart track that's gonna be at the
Science Center and the Sports where it's exhibiting the building
over there.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
It looks sweet.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Also, the uh, if you're you know, a normal thing,
you go in the shady side area. They always have
the jam on Walmut. It is canceled for this year.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
One of the.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Reasons we're losing jam on Walnut community safety, cleanliness, and
underage drinking. Apparently hundreds of teenagers showed up and we're
drinking the parking lots around Walnut Street and.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
They're just pregaming jam on Walmut.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
So now the people in charge are like, all right,
we can't do this no more.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right back in mind day, Oh dear. They shut
down the jam on Walnut.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
But the event organizers are going to have a summer
music series. It's more of a family event and it
is going to be in the afternoon instead of a
nighttime jam on Walnut.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
First music Summer series event will be on June thirteenth. Also,
to prepare for the Three Rivers Arts Festival, the Rachel
Carson Street Bridge will close for two weeks starting this
coming Tuesday through June sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's at the new Arts Landing. Yeah. There, Yeah, three Arts.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Festival run at Arts Landing from June fifth to the seventh,
and then the eleventh through the fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So, man, I just you should do jam on the
North Shore or something. Man like that. Formula just works.
I mean, all those bars and the restaurants just set
up a stage down there.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Jam on the fill in the blank, dude, Yeah, jam on.
It's summertime. It's gonna be nice out, nice weather, anything,
jam on anything, jam and all dude, dude, pick a city,
jam jam on Brookline.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I'll go, oh man, jam on Mount Washington, I'll go,
jam on Grand View. I'll hell yeah, right whatever, jam
on Dormont oh, jam on Dormont. Now you might have
to hold that one in the afternoon though.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
The door monsters come on at night. The door monsters
come out at night and they're hairy. They let the
hairy scary run wild and dorm on at night. All right,
we're going everywhere except Dormont. We're only going to party
in the afternoon. There be dormant after dark. It's a
whole different animal, all.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Right, A Paraday in May.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Here's what concert you can win tickets to today here
on the station. And I want to let you know
what's happening in the studio here because it's so dumb.
It's mikey Bob the Kids Morning Free Show, right, Mike McCarthy.
There's Steelers said coach first year here, but he's from

(36:00):
Greenfield all that.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Me and Bob are talking about Mike McCarthy off the.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Air here, and we start talking like Mike McCarthy, and
we're breaking down the fact that whenever Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
And his uh, you know, media availability, when he's.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Talking, instead of saying, you know, as sort of like
a transition, he just.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Says no, no, no no. It's almost like a Yin's
er meaw almost.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Bro Now, dude, that's how he says.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You know, yeah me no, me no, mel So what
do we do?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
We go back and forth with each other for no reason,
for like the past three and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
We're trying to see who could do it good.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right, maybe we need some sort of cat music
for Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Me, that's the injured me out right, Merri. We do
need to work on a McCarthy soundtrack like something.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
We do them well. Right now, we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Milk the Steelers content because we got Mike McCarthy talking at.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Ot as milk, milk, mil milk, milk.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
The Steelers cut that milk, milk, milk, the Steelers cut
the Mike McCarthy, michaemccarthy, Mike McCarthy, Michae McCarthy. Now he's
just talking about you know, the veterans, the rookies, everybody's
getting along.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
O t A's how things going.

Speaker 18 (37:32):
I really appreciate the way our men have consistently just
you'll come in here every day and work, because that's
that's what.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
We need to do.

Speaker 18 (37:40):
I mean, you'll, I mean no, I mean, uh, you know, Okay,
that's what we need to do. I mean, you'll u
the pomp pomp flying around yelling scream at.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Whoao.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Mike McCarthy's throwing the pom poms out, he said on
the pomp poms on his beat, didn't Bradshaw called Tomlin
a cheerleader before with the whoa. You know, I don't
think Mike McCarthy's making that connection. I don't think that's
like supposed to be Tomlin this or anything. I don't
like he's talking about playing Steeler ball again. No, I

(38:31):
mean great, yo, Yeah, toughness, steel curtain, you know, hard hat,
slaw and fries, you know, lunch pail, you know, sermish.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Well, make sure we.

Speaker 18 (38:51):
Know the special teams. Make sure we have a player
understanding of the fundamentals. Make sure each player has a
pull bops, it's full.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Every player gets a toolbox. Yeah, that's it. That should be.
That should be what Mike McCarthy does.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Dude, I'm telling you, whoever is the uh the home
improvement sponsor of the Steelers got to be home deepot
or Lows right right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, you know, maybe eighty four lumber can jump in.
Oh my gosh. Get every player a toolbox, you know,
players a toolbox, toolbox, sharpen our tools.

Speaker 18 (39:28):
Yeah, well, very hectic, busy off season, but it should
be it's your one. I guess this is what your
one looks like. But at the end of the day,
the players have responded, they're doing the work.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
So Mike McCarthy put the pomp Poms away, Fundamentals, toolbox off,
Pom Poms.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Toolboxing met the Steelers.

Speaker 10 (39:52):
Cut that.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
We got brand new music, new music trying to here
on ninety six to one kiss the brand new one
from Ariana Grande called Ain't That.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I Mean You Love Me? Coming up around nine am
notty six one.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yes, Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and
Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Thank you, yep.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
can hit that little talkback microphone.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Send us a message. You can send us a message about.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
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cover on the show.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Let us know where you're listening from.

Speaker 19 (40:34):
Two.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Absolutely beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Out again Today it's gonna be sunny with highs around
eighty degrees.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Great night to go down to the ballpark.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Pirates will be taking on former Pirates manager Derek Shelton
in the Minnesota Twins Drones Paul Skeen struck out ten yesterday,
but Pirates loss of the Cup seven to two.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, it's Drone night tonight too, so and Jared Jones is.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Back, probably making his first appearance since twenty twenty Drone.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Jan and Drones Dude Jane and Droones.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Also, Connor Griffin is day to day with right forearm soreness.
So yeah, hopefully he's okay, but he's uh, he's day
to day. It's Mike came out of the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We do this from
time to time on the show. If you ever have
something where you're just like, you know, this is going
right in my life, I want to share it with
everybody else. You got something positive to say? You want

(41:36):
to put somebody up on a pedestal and say, hey,
they're doing you know, bad world, a lot of things
going bad. They're doing something good over here, you know,
good thing might bring, you know, good vibes to the group.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Here.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
It's say something nice time, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 17 (41:53):
Hy, I was calling in to see something nice about
my daughter. Okay, he is in tenth grade and she's
in cyber school.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 17 (42:03):
And ever since we put her in cyber school, she
has been doing amazing. Her grades are awesome. She's been
Princiville's List honors role, and she's actually going to be
graduating a year early nice with honors, and we are
just so proud of Wow.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Right, that's good, man, that's good. Say something nice, Say
something nice.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
My daughter went to cyber school for most of her
high school career too, and she's doing fine her first
year at pitt so hey, shout out to cyber schools. There.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Let's get to another one.

Speaker 20 (42:33):
Hey, Scooter and Grundle Bundle.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Okay, hold on, pooter, scooter and Grundle Bundle.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I don't even know who the pooter scooter the Grundle
Bundle would be.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Am I the Grundle I think you're the Grundle Bundle.
I'm the pooter scooter though, uh huh, maybe it's your.

Speaker 20 (42:49):
Buddy Matt Kay in Philly, Suburbs. Was just calling to
say something nice about my wife. Okay, she just got
a big promotion at work, which is so well deserved
because she works so hard, nice and multitask handling a
lot of things, including helping you take care of our
fifteen month old, which is sometimes a handful, as you might.

(43:10):
Thank you, and she does all of it with a
smile on her face.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Shout out to Mad's wife. Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Good morning, boys, I've been a week so need to
pick myself up and say something nice here.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Okay, all right, let's pickure everybody up. Says I'm nicer.
We says something nice. Says something nice.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
This one's for you. Thank you for giving us the
best mustache and Pittsburgh, Thank you for giving us the
absolute best laugh soundtrack, and also thank you for giving
us something else to celebrate on January first, and happy birthday.

Speaker 21 (43:55):
Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Have a great week.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
January first, you have a great week. It BOM's birthday. Thanks,
good day. Say something nice, Say something nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
If you ever want to say something nice and get
on the show, all you need to do is send
us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. A
dog shot a woman at a convenience store. Dog dogs
can shoot guns. Yeah, a dog shot a woman at
a convenience store. We'll get to these details coming up
next up Kiss Morning Freak Shows, Mike, you bop.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
A parent in May.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Today you can send us a talkback message through the
free iHeartRadio app and up for grabs today Benson Boone tickets.
He's coming July seventh, PPG Paints Arena. Let's get to
a couple entries here.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Morning, Mikey and Bob. It's Clayton from delmontright, man, I'm
trying to get a taste of that.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I scream, all right, some tickets to this concert would
be great. Me and my girlfriend would love the go.
Thank you guys, Love you guys. Bye more Babe.

Speaker 11 (44:56):
My scream good morning, Mikey and Big Bob. My name
is Brittan and this is my shot at trying to
win the Benson Boone tickets. I would love to win
the Benson Boone tickets. I would be taking my son
to his first concert ever. He would absolutely love to
go see Benson Bune himself.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
What's up, Buddy, Well Booner there. I love Benson Boone. Yeah,
I wasn't prepared for him to come in at the end.
There he's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Alright, buddy, A dog shot a woman. This happened in Nebraska.
You're thinking, how, how is this possible? Please are investigating
after dog's accused of shooting a gun and injuring a woman. Uh,
the initial report was that a woman was shot by
a baby gun. Yeah, but then officers found out it
was actually a shotgun. So they go to this convenience store.

(45:49):
They find a truck with a camper on it, the
truck's passenger side door and damage that was consistent with
a shotgun.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Dog was shooting out of the truck.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Police discovered that the truck's drying. I ever got to
the store left the dog in the back seat. The
dog moved from one side of the truck to the
other and hit the shotguns trigger. A cartridge was in
the weapon and it hit a woman who was stopped
at a nearby traffic light.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Can you imagine being next.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
To this camper at a traffic light and all of
a sudden you hear the pop and shot up in
the paint and you look over the driver's side and
it's just a dog, a dog smiling too, probably looking
so happy, probably right she was hitting the arm. Her
injuries were not life threatening, but police said this incident
also serves as an important reminder that firearm safety is

(46:39):
one of the utmost importance when handling, possessing, transporting, or
maintaining any type of firearm. The incident is under investigation,
but it does appear that a dog somehow shot a
woman in Nebraska with a shotgun.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
I'm telling you, are.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Dogs evolving because we know they can Drive't that long
ago we learned they can drive?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, this story. We played this story all this all
the time on their shooting gun. They can drive? Ohhot,
all right, let's go down to West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
This story.

Speaker 22 (47:11):
Shoppers couldn't believe who was behind the wheel after a
car crashed into the Wayne Walmart.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I didn't know dogs could drive. I didn't know dogs
could drive. And we're off.

Speaker 22 (47:21):
An employee says she was on a break when she
noticed a car in this space started moving slowly toward her.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I didn't know dogs could drive. Was the car an
inch closer?

Speaker 22 (47:31):
She assumed the driver maybe with somebody she knew who
was messing with her.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Somebody she knew that was messing with her or dog.
Dogs could drive. Dogs can be your best friends. Dogs
can be your best friends. And I did not know
the dogs could drive. And they can be your enemy too.
Initial joint could be your enemy too. I didn't know
dogs could drive.

Speaker 22 (47:53):
The car crashed into the front of the buildings.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Okay, I want a person to talk to call in
quick time out.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
This is a story about a dog driving a car
into a West Virginia walmart that's incredible.

Speaker 22 (48:05):
After the accident, a store employee says they paged the
owner of the car, who turned out to be a
woman they described as appearing in her late seventies.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh man, Granny didn't know dogs you drive.

Speaker 22 (48:15):
She says she left her car running so her dogs
could stay cool while she was shopping.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
In her defense, she didn't know dogs could drive. The
wyn Kemmedy Shurf's department says the dog had knocked the
car out of park. You want to move by the dog. Here,
we will go through your head. If you actually saw
a dog coming straight at you behind the wheel of the.

Speaker 17 (48:33):
Car, I would laugh for sure, and then I'd be like,
oh wow, dogs can drive.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Oh wow, oh wow, dogs can drive. The next thing
you want to see them shopping or something. All right,
we already have dogs driving in West Virginia. We don't
need dogs shopping. I didn't know dogs could drive and shop,
officer said. The car and building only suffered a very
minor damage. Those dogs were just fine despite not wearing

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their seat belts. Yeah, I didn't know dogs can drive.
I didn't. No dogs could I didn't. No dogs could drive.
Oh wow, dogs can drive?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Oh wow, the dogs can drive. A dog drove a
car into a Walmart in West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
America's turning two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Right now, Bob, let's get to someone in rather learn
something together. Right now, it's time.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
To find that what the hell is this trading with
Mikey and bad Sarah. Rocket blow up? Yeah that Bethos right,
it's bezos, bezos, you stink clthy throwing up their satellite
or something. I don't know. I think I saw it
was satellite Origin.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
New Glen rocket exploded during a fire test at Cape
Canaveral and destroyed the rocket and significantly damaged the launch
complex thirty six. No injuries were reported, but that can't
be good for the This was a massive fire. It
was a huge like mushroom cloud explosion. I guess people

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could you know, hear it, see it, feel it from
miles and miles away.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
So doesn't seem great. It doesn't seem great.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Also, there was a show that had its series finale
last night, a show that's won many, many awards, a
show that's somewhat been one of the shows that's dominated
the comedy category at awards shows for the past five seasons.
Hacks on HBO. You ever watch Hacks? It's a good show.
I watched first two seasons.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
None. I stready forgot it was on. How many seasons
did it go? Five?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
And they wrapped up last night? Was it series finale
of Hacks? On last night on HBO Max show that
we've been talking about a lot lately on Amazon Prime
Video Off Season, the Hot Hockey Show, the Newest Hot
Hockey Show.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
When we were talking about yesterday again, right, yeah, dude,
my timeline yesterday was all reaction. I'm pretty sure I've
seen most of the show now through reaction videos. Off
Campus Season two is officially ago.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Bathtub scene, by the way, the bathtub we were in
here together yesterday and Bob's like, oh my gosh, you
got to see this bathtub scene. I'm like, all right,
Like I know there's some new I'm like, oh, baths.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
All right. That show's huge right now, man.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, so they're doing a second season in In an
interview with Variety about the finale, the series creator uh
Luisa Levy said that all eight scripts for season two
are written and they have a very exciting plan. Don't
want to say anything yet, but the book fans will
be very excited.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
And then they nodded when asked if Ali and Dean
would be the leads.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
So those are the two main characters that will continue
to be the main characters in uh In off Campus.
On Disney Plus, Hoppers is set to u stream June third.
All right, well next week Action Hoppers made nearly four
hundred million at the box office. Hoppers that picks. Our
movie is gonna be streaming June third, Disney Plus. And

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I know we were talking earlier about the Freedom two
fifty concert announcement that has descended into chaos because people
were fed a bill of goods that this was supposed
to be like a big state fair for the country.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, pretty much. All the artists were told it was
some type of state fair and then they're just like,
what this is political?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Well, and everybody's just like, why you doing the Trump thing?
The Freedom two fifty thing, and a lot of people
are just like, had no idea and backed out. But
Brett Michaels, of course, our local guy here, he sort
of made he made this statement that was just way
too long. He was just like, you know, but who's
still in Vanilla Ice? I think Vanilla Ice and flow
Ride it might be the only one. There would be

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nothing funnier than just Vanilla Ice being the loan repers
that for two d and fifty years. Also celebrating two
hundred and fifty years of America. Andy Cohen and Anderson
Cooper are gonna be live July third, treating this like
it's New Year's Eve?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Are they dropping a ball? They have a ball? Drop why?
I don't know. That's weird, right, I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
On July fourth, CNN will also report throughout the country,
broadcasting celebrations in major city opening like Times Square and
like doing a whole like New Year's Eve type deal.
They're dropping a ball?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I know about that.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I don't know if I'm I don't know, like do
I want to be at home on July third, eight pm.
Watching it's like it's New Year's Eve. No, Noah, conhos
will be happening here. Oh yeah, that's no, he's watching that. Yeah, Noah,
CON's gonna take over. But you know what that means though,
Bob the July third, July fourth, I think technically.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Fourth of July would be your birthday then, right, it's
basically a little yeah, yeah, all right, I'll let it slive.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Happy birthday to me officially because Anderson Cooper and Andy
Cohen are dropping the ball. Bob's birthday is New Year's
Day officially, but also only this July fourth, America.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Ind you, Happy birthday to me.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
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Speaker 2 (55:00):
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and have a little party.

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That might be the best credentials ever.

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Thanks.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah, a lot of families want a new deck just
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Speaker 24 (56:19):
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am leaving a message to hopefully win that deck from
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Bye, guys, humans and dogs get out there on the deck.

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You can always give me a.

Speaker 21 (56:56):
Call for one.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Two.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, we won't need, we don't need, we don't need
to broadcast. We numbered everybody I heard were good party. Yeah,
obviously for number out of that.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
A parent day in May. We're taking care of the
Booners today. You can win tickets go see Benson Boone.
He's coming for a big show at the Arena on
July seventh. Just send us a talkback message like this, Hi, Mike,
you big Bob.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I would love to win tickets to Benson Boone.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
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I am from Zillionople outside of Pittsburgh.

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Okay, we don't need their phone number. We'll just not
air that.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, keep bettering all day for Benson Boone tickets through
the free iHeartRadio app. Its Mike you Bob the Kiss
Morning Freak Show, one of our favorite listeners. Bob, Well,
we appreciate all of you, but there's just listeners who
we know listen all the time and have been listening
for years. We've just become friends with our friend Opal
her her dog Captain passed away. Yeah, this week our

(57:59):
buddy or just sent a message in here.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
We're going off with George. He's still catching up.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
On Thursday one of the podcast, Opal Darling Mahart goes out,
team I've lost in your Budby salute to the Captain.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Oh Man, there's just something great about George telling her
salute to the Captain George and Darling sounds so cool.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Toode man, I love George's southern why man.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Also yesterday on the show, we got a message somebody's
driving on the turnpike and they they saw somebody had
a tail on the back of their car, sort of
like you know, the the truck nuts that people put on.
Somebody had like a truck tail, and we were saying, listen,

(58:45):
truck tails.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Is this a thing?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
I looked it up too. I couldn't find anything, which
is a quick Google thirty.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
It might be a million dollar idea. Buy us here,
Bob and Mike and Bob.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
I'll let y'all have this one. Y'all, we're talking about
trucks and all that. How about truck cheeks? A little
set of butt cheeks you can put on a josh pipe, y'all.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Take it easy, you take it easy, George, George, I
like how you're thinking here, Dude, if we had trucktails
and truck cheeks, I mean, so hold on, yeah, we
have a whole all right, holdrock accessory. I want to
say it would be something that you put on the
end of your exhaust, but obviously you need a hole

(59:28):
in the exhaust so the hole can still come out.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
You get the hole right in the middle of the cheeks,
so then your exhaust goes out. Dude, truck cheeks.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I mean, I feel like, George, every vehicle should have
butt cheets on the tailpipe.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Right, Maybe we'll start with truck tails and then we'll
move on to the cheeks.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Hold on, Speaking of tails, let's get to our local
furry Hey boy.

Speaker 21 (59:52):
It's been a while, but it's your local furry guys.
Truck tails yep, I mean, you got the whole furry community.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
You're right there.

Speaker 21 (01:00:00):
We're going to be using truck tails.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
But they can't just be for a truck like anything.

Speaker 21 (01:00:05):
We gotta make them to put them in hatchbags and
trunk like my cobo and has a trunk. Uh huh, trucktails, cartails,
all of it. We need tails for us furries. We
lead them for our vehicles.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Now we need them listening here for you. I thought
about this in the past twenty four hours. Right, This
wasn't just something we brought up right now. It's been
in my mind for the past point four hours. Okay.
We have truck tails, which is for the bumper hitch, right, Yeah,
and then we have trunk tail.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Trunk tails where it's it's sort of like during Halloween
when people have the bag hands sticking out of the
trunk trunk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It would be like a permanent trunk tail for cars or.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Smaller SUVs or somebody that doesn't have like the bumper hitch.
Oh Man, trunk tails and truck tails and thanks to George,
y'all take it easy butt cheeks on the exhaust truck
butts that one might legally be getting too close to

(01:01:06):
truck nots Okay, I spelled with twosies. Okay, tis truck cheek,
truck chee truck cheek. Okay, I'm more friendly than I'm
excited for this weekend. Man, weather is nice out right now.

(01:01:28):
It's gonna stay nice through the weekend. It's the weather
we all deserve. Yeah, this is the weather we wanted
for Memorial Day weekend, but we're getting into the week
after and I'm okay with that. It might get Bob
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, by the way, am
I coming over your house tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Are we watching w W E p L E? Well
Wrestling Bodies? Are we watching uh clash in Italy on
your deck? We decon now? Oh man, buddy, it's only.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
The second time I've watched a sporting event on your
deck with your TV out there man sly deckon fence.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah, I got it, I got it deck redone like
middle last summer. Haven't haven't had many times to watch
wrestling out there with you? A good time?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
All right, let's get to a talk back message here
before we wrap up the show. It's our buddy, Chef John.

Speaker 19 (01:02:15):
It's your guys, Chef John here. Catch it up on
Thursday's podcast, Uh the Power Raking That cheer listener did
about top five best public places to poop?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Yeah, this was yesterday's show, Top and five Construction Worker
own Us Top five best public bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Yeah, number one was sheets Get Go. I think was
three and were low.

Speaker 19 (01:02:38):
I couldn't agree more, actually, but I would love to
hear as you guys as oddly shaped individuals. Your top
five worst places to have to poop in public if
you absolutely have to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
It's not Bob's birthdays, birthdays, New Year, I mean the
obviously number it's the number one is a plane, obviously,
number two is your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Anything past that, I mean I had whatever plane in pants.
Oh they're in the top two. Not gonna fold myself
into a pretzel to go on a plane, and uh yeah,
I always want to avoid going in my pants as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I know I've been to the bathroom on a plane,
but never number two, just number one on a plane.
I don't know if I could do it. I don't
know if I would fit. Like, I think my legs
would have to be somewhere else other than in front
of me. You know, like when the pilot comes out
to use the restroom, they block it off with the
drink cart. They would have to do that for you,
because I think your legs literally would be out out

(01:03:41):
of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
What do you mean they block it with the drink car.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
What are you talking about, dude, when the pilot goes
to the bathroom. I've never considered this, that the pilot
goes to the bathroom. You've never been on a plane
where the pilot goes to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I'm never like watching up there and see the pilot
go to the bathroom. I keep my eyes on a
toilet at all time, just in case. Yeah, I judge.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I judge people for how long they've been in there,
like an air marshal, but not really. I'm always on
patrol man. When the pilot comes out to go to
the bathroom, they take the drink cart and block the bathroom. Obviously,
somebody could rush the cockpit even though there's yeah, sure,
but it creates like a screen almost drink. They would

(01:04:23):
have to do that with you, because I think your
legs physically could not sit on that toilet and close
the door in on you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
So you mean to tell me I would be pooping
with the door open, that you can't do that. He's
been like a goof it, but I can't do that.
All right? What do you want to name the podcast today?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
McCarthy meows and Danglars strawberries.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
We were, Hey, we were.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
We had a good month of May. Here we did
had good month of May. Hope everybody enjoyed our content
for the month of May. All right, everybody, have a
great weekend. Good weather, Buccos are in time, you know,
playing at home, drow show tonight, Laskin's birthday, Chalkfast down,
chalkfast yeah on north side.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah. Just get outside and enjoy life this weekend, all
I have fun, Get caught up and say something nice,
send us a talk back, let us know the good
stuff you did this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Get caught up on the podcast if you missed anything.
It's chances to win Morgan Walling tickets. As we come
back on Monday morning. We'll have your chances at Morgan
Walling tickets next week. Here on ninety six to one kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
That's it for us side. I smile at someone today,
Make somebody happy. You have more power than you think
you do. Enjoy your day or night or week.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
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