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April 16, 2024 46 mins
Halvy has the news, Marney Gellner joins and shares her excitement for the Wolves playoff series, Mark Rosen recaps his time in Vegas
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info, head over to campan dotcom keyword contest. All right, it
feels like we haven't seen you innine months, but it was like a
week. Marty Gelller joins the HowardSure Morning Show Tuesday and Friday. Welcome
back to all of you, especiallySaucy. Way really haven't seen it weeks
because you were on vacation. I'mmarday. He was on his honeymoon,

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my second. How many honeymoons?Dude, get It's been a while,
but there she is, Martin.I hung out with Saucy. I mean
I hung up with Max a mathat right. Max had a good time
last week Wednesday. We held itdown, not to the level you guys
would, but stayed on the air, which was he didn't get kicked off.

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So I told Max this story.But I go through TSA last Wednesday
morning to go to a Vegas right. I go through security and I'm walking
around by myself. I'm like,I'm gonna throw my air pods and see
what the fellas and the ladies aretalking about. I didn't quite know who
was there and who wasn't yet throwingmy AirPods. The very first sentence I
hear of the Power to a morningshow when we were at the airport Wednesday

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morning, Max said something like andthen this Cuban prostitute was rubbing my junk?
What? And he was talking aboutwhen he was in Cuban and some
gal, you know, some ladyat the night. He didn't have right,
It wasn't a joke. He wentstraight for an actual story like what
And then they all went around theroom telling prostitute stories. That was before

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I got there. Yep, Yeah, that Marnie's behest I did not that.
What does that mean? Behessed?Yeah, request, It's like when
you cut somebody's head off, youbehest them. I didn't know that.
It's interesting, it is, Itis very interesting, Marty. My prostitution

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orders or command my prostitute Street continues. I'm something like, oh for forty
or oh for fifty. I've neverbeen propositioned by a prostitute in Las Vegas.
I had listeners rubbing it in myface that they got propositions, that
they got proposition by Ladies of theNight and I did not. Yet again,
is there anybody from the show orthe station that got proposition? Not

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that I know, just some ofour listeners did. Sorry you have to
go through that. I just wantto say, politely, with a smile
on my face, thank you forasking no, but thank you so much
for finally asking. You never havea great day. You know you think
you'll tear up when it happened.I don't think I'm going to tear up
in front of her. I justthink maybe later I'll be watch came back

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to my room. Just having adream realized is a good moment for anyone.
Yeah, man, it would bemy dream of Zach would do the
news this There's KFE in News withChris Hockey, presented by the Saint Paul
Saints. Good morning. Everybody's like, hey, Zach Calverson filling in for

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Chris Hockey this morning thanks to theseSaint Paul Saints. They're on the road,
but they're gonna come back and they'regonna have a lot of fun at
chs Field, So get your ticketstoday Saints Baseball dot com. It's there's
just nothing better than summer baseball.And the weather is getting summary as the
storms roll in this afternoon. Notgonna get some severe weather in the Twin

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Cities, but we're gonna finally getsome relief from the dry conditions that have
increased the fire danger around the state. We talked about that yesterday. A
storm system will move in through thestate, brings several inches of rain to
some locations. The bigger worries thisstrong winds expected during the storm. The
National Weather Service is issued in awind advisory for much of central, southern
and western Minnesota. Wins win gustsof up to fifty miles an hour possible

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until seven o'clock tonight. So holdon to that hat, screw that I'm
staying indoors. That's an option aswell. Man on to your butt.
But conservation and national resource projects inMinnesota will get a funding boost thanks to
US bill signed by Governor Governor TimWalls. The bill direct seventy nine million

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dollars from the state's environment Natural ResourcesTrust Fund to projects around the state,
Including the bill is just over amillion dollars to fun initiatives to help community
is affected by water contamination from chemicalsknown as p fas, p faz,
pifaz Arrival radio station. Yeah,I hate p FAZZ. That's on the

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periodic table for sure. Somewhere youbig piefa sounds like a slur. Yeah,
two million. We'll also go tohelp replace septic system for low income
property owners, is zach? Yes? How uninterested in this story that you're
currently reading? Are you yet?Marnie's nailing? Then you couldn't care less

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and you're trying to tell us,well, I know like some people care
about the environmental over Rosie environmentalist,So he will start the story, skip
the story. Yes, you don'tcare saying there's contaminated water. Yes,
and they're they're going to clean itup. Get yourself a kinetical water treatment

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system that will get rid of allexactly why I did that stick at you?
Yeah, you get your PIFAs,get all that out of your water
with a knnectical water treatment system.The Twin Cities metro area is gearing up
for another bustling road construction season,with several major projects underway. I thirty
five I've w in Bloomington and Richfieldwill experience overnight closures and screws, work

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on easy pass lanes and bridge replacements. A lot more stuff going on over
at Highway with fifty five and PlymouthCorey watch out. They're going to add
a pedestrian and bicycle friendly projects,adding some bridges and stuff. So it
will be short term disruptions, butthe long term benefits, the Minnesota Toment

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Department of Transportation says, will beworth it. So better care in that
story, Yeah, I think ismuch higher. Yeah, kind of kind
of still better. It still feelslike he decided to read the story six
seconds before he started reading it.But that was I read that one.
I didn't read the conservation one,but you couldn't tell I filled. An

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animal organization is in Saint Claude islooking for new homes for dozens of cats
seized in Crowing County. Place Fundone hundred and two cats inside a home
in Crosby on Thursday while investigating reportsof abuse and neglect. Ninety four of
the cats were taken to the TriCounty Humane Society, which says every Cajun

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kennel in the shelter is full Theorganization is asking for supplies and money to
help feed and look after the cats, and is hoping that some of the
animals can be reunited with their originalowners. The rest will be placed up
for adoption tomorrow. So you're lookingfor a cat curiosity killed the cat?

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Good point? I mean, nothingkilled these cats. I mean, but
God bless them for being alive.Still, Like I don't even know.
I mean, I'm sure this personis an e. You don't care about
the story either. I care aboutthe cats. Care more about the environment
or one hundred and something cats.I like the cats more than the environment.

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But the environment's important too. It'sgreat, it's a good thing to
care about the environment. How doesit if, let's say there was one
homeowner at this residence, how doyou have enough food for one hundred cats.
I know they're outside and finding whatthey can on their own, but
my goodness, that's what I'm saying. You can't keep one hundred cats alive

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for very long the fact that theywere alive, And also who gets to
do the job of I mean,how do you even transport a hundred and
two cats? Right? So,what I've always been overwhelmed with when I
go to like an aquarium or seesomething like what is it called sea life?
Ma? How the hell do youever keep track of which fish you
feed? Right? So, ifyou had one hundred and something cats,

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even if you put a whole bunchof food out, how do you even
know they all ate? Unless oneof them drops it and you're like,
well that one stopped eating. Youput a bunch of fish food in an
aquarium? Is the only test?The ones that die, You're like,
well, they're not getting enough food. The hell do they track which fish
eat? Do they have markings onthem, some sort of tag? That's

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a good good question. If youonly have a couple of sharks in the
tank, right then you can say, there's three sharks, let's make sure
we track of which ones are wishthose it's just finding nemo up in here
and they all look like clown fish. How do you do? How do
you know? Do fish over eat? That's private? Like if you just
keep like you know for sure,so they'll just take their shirt off and

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they eat whatever they want, youjudge, right, then nature's DNA.
Course, I can't believe you keepyour clothes on in your hotel room.
Did you hear this earlier shower withyour clothes, The sau said. They
were talking about how we got fastfood last week in Vegas at the same
place, and then instead of eatingit together, we both separately went back

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to our rooms and ate it alone, and both of us were thrilled.
Yeah. But then, but then, he said, essentially, the second
he got to his room, hetook his shirt off to eat. Yes,
And and that just blows my mind. I'm not saying, hello,
don't get comfortable in your bed.It's you're If you want to, like,
go shirtless and watch Office on ComedyCentral, go for it. Yeah.

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I ate with my clothes on.See, I'm in a very lucky
situation because Hockey and I shared asweet because of Hockey's gambling, and he
was gone, so I had thewhole place to myself. But you would
have done this either way. Yeah, what does that have to do with
taking I sat with my shirt offon this huge couch that overlooked the strip

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and ate my food. And wasit more enjoyable to take in the strip
because you weren't wearing a strip?Yeah? I had a bathtub in my
room last time I was down therethat faced the strip and being naked in
a bath looking at the strip wasthe best thing ever. Also because four
men in this show right now,three of them proudly admit to taking shirts

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and clothes off once they get intothe hotel room. So it shouldn't blow
your mind. Corey, I'm notyou're the out. I'm not saying don't
get naked and enjoy your time inyour hotel room. I'm just saying I
can't imagine walking in with fast food. This smells delicious. I can't wait
to eat. But before I crackinto this, shirts, gotta and pants,
Yeah exactly, Yeah. They alsoessentially they go underwear to eat weight

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exactly. I don't get it.You're gonna play poker with some handcuffs on.
There is no environment when I'm alonewith myself to wear clothes. I
just don't get it. But youguys be you. I like that.
You are all very adamant about this. You guys are locked in. You
get more comfortable clothes, No,No, I wear is comfortable. You're
in joggers in a hoodie. Whywould you ever want to take that out?

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Exactly? More comfortable than the oneother factor, though you need them?
What's one other factor? When Igot to my room on Wednesday.
What was the first thing I did? Take your fans off the opposite incognito
window as it can go. Ithink it went down to sixty one degrees.
I hate it as low as itcan go. Set the fan to
high. So my room's an icebox. Well, that's a good name

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for our podcast. I'll set thefan, set the fan to high.
There we go, call it theLawyer's Trade Market. I want to eat
food in sixty one degrees, shirtlessand pantiless. That sounds like you also
do is if it is cold inthe room, you get in the bed,
keep going covers up to your likeyour your waistline, and then start

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hammering away. Yes yet the food, Oh yeah, and then afterwards you
start hammering away. Dude, ifyou're high and you're doing this, you're
that's the best. That's peak life. I'm not like a I'm not a
germophobe. I'm not Howie Mandel.I'm not a neat freaker or anything either.
But I don't want to eat foodin my bed. That's why you
get too bad. Get too bad. I only had one I don't want

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crumbs in my bed. Then eaton one side, and you know,
have fun on one side of thebends sleep on the other. Just have
some faith in yourself. Corey,are you gotta have faith? Which side
am? I guess you're leaning towardsme on this one. I can't see
you doing any of this. Iimmediately turn the temperature in my room up
to about seventy four seventy four becausethat's where I'm comfortable. I feel terrible

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the mark surface of the sun.How do you care? It's mad,
it's whatever. When I go tosleep, like as I'm winding down at
ten thirty pm, then I punchit down to probably sixty eight. You're
going to say, during the day, I'm a seventy four I'd rather eat

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your Yeah, well, if it'sseventy four, I'm getting naked for completely
different reasons. Yeah, for sure. If I walk into a room and
it's seventy four degrees, I'm goingto eat my fast food completely dude.
That is yeah. Who can livein that seventy four yick? That's my

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comfort zone, and I'm not apologized, shouldn't have to be. That's okay.
Mine is sixty one degrees in myown basement, where I don't have
to see other people and I canwatch poker shirtless. Yeah. No,
See that's the beauty of it.Like tomorrow, Like Marty said about well
hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants in December andin the middle of July sixty one degree

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bass. Time I go to yourhouse, I need like two blinkers.
Yeah, when he comes to mybasement, this is true. He'll sit
next to the fireplace with a likea shawl and basically a light jacket and
he's you look comfortable. It justtakes a couple of layers and I'm just
having the time of my life.Are we going to have a party this

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summer or not? It's up toyou. I don't think you guys really
care. We can house just ingeneral a party. Well no, we
just keep saying, you know,like the mall crawl got killed at the
last second, and uh, I'vehosted a couple of times in the past,
but it's been years. It's beena year. Yeah, I'm willing
to do it again. Ask basementthe VR thing? What's that? Sure?

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That's fun? Yeah, we justgot to do shots. We're getting
hammered. Yeah, I have todo that. I want to hang out.
We never hang out. That's myfavorite thing about going to Vegas,
which I don't know if you noticed, I didn't do. We noticed,
we felt your presence not there.That's my favorite thing. Where are we
eating? Where are we meeting?Well, as you just learned, very

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shirtless in their own hotel the wayaround. When we come back, we'll
do sports. We'll Askott Marty aboutthe old matchup between the Wolves and the
Phoenix Suns around one of the NBAplayoffs. After this on the fan,

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all right, welcome back to thecollege. Max Buller is there, Zach
Calverson, meet sauce on, CoreyKope, and Marty Gellner joins every Tuesday
and Friday. Good morning, Goodmorning. Did you hear initials? Last
week? I heard the Rube gameon Thursday. I don't think I listened
to the Friday yet. In alot of ways it was better because Deanna,
who won on Thursday, almost wonon Friday. She gave it a

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run. She's very good, she'slegit. Yeah. One of the ushers
at Target Center this week asked methe same thing and said the Roube almost
won. Great clips yep. Iwas like, yeah, give it a
run, said she was going todonate to Satan Jude if she won but
didn't win. Shoot, that's reallyrare to have somebody be able to perform

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twice back to back. Almost Yeah, when you haven't played the game in
front of people and with the headphoneson and the music and the tension and
the pressure. Yeah, I neededa break. Frankly, when you were
talking, do you say security atTarget Center? Are you talking about Jim?
You're talking about our guy Jim.Are you our guy Jim? Yeah,
the guy way back in the day, man, our guy Jim.
No, we'll talk off here,Okay, never mind. Then I thought

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maybe you and I have a thing. Well maybe not you and I did.
I had a thing with an usher. What now those tickets, let's
do it? Saw us because uhit's it's NBA Playoff week. It's time
for Fan five on the Power Trip, presented by All Around Property Preservations.
Lawrence. This is a big one, Marns. Your Minnesota Timberwolves played their

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first playoff game this Saturday as thethree seed against the six seed Suns at
Target Center. We still don't knowwhat time the game will be, but
a lot of people are saying thisis a tough matchup. The Wolves on
ESPN are currently minus two and ahalf for the game. They are the
under on DraftKings are about a pointand a half favorite for the game,

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so slight favorites in the game,but they are slight underdogs in the series.
How do you feel about the matchupwhere even the betting market saying Phoenix
is healthy and they're three and againstthe Wolves and the Wolves only lost what
twenty six games all year, threeof them were to Phoenix. It's I
mean, there is reason for concern. I'm not going to sugarcoat it and
come in here and be like,dah, no problem, we'll sweep.

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I do think absolutely the Wolves canwin this series. They can. They
cannot play the way they have threetimes against Phoenix if they want any chance
of that. I was at thegame in Phoenix for game the first time.
I did not see the second onein person, just on TV.
So the third one in person.What's so weird is it looks like a

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totally different Timberwolves team. All threetimes we have played Phoenix, we play
one way. We find times todominate, but against Phoenix we look like
like somebody came in and subed oubtour guys. It's very strange. And
they have this way of sort ofbringing this this extra help, this gap

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help. Every time Anthony Edwards goesanywhere near like the elbow and it doesn't
matter which side, and there's he'shaving a hard time navigating that, and
I think he will figure it out. You can't keep throwing the same thing
at ant like Phoenix has done threetimes and he hasn't figured it out.
He's going to figure it out.So why are they the only team though?

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That's cracked the code on Anthony becausehe does seem to get crazy frustrated
against Phoenix, specifically they're super physicalwith him. Yep, I don't.
I mean, I don't have theanswer for that. Part of it probably
is personnel and in the way theydefend or the size or blah blah blah.
They just have him flustered. Andthey really have everyone flustered right now.

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We had the turnovers. We hadeleven in the first quarter. We
had nikes, that was nineteen athalftime. It was Yeah, it was
so uncharacteristic, and we're out ofour minds. And I think having some
time and some processing and time betweengames and I just feel like it's going

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to be a good series. Wehave to figure them out. Grace and
Allen can't keep hitting threes at aridiculous pace against US. I know he
led the league, I get it, but someone like Bradley Beal he averages
eighteen a game. He had thirtysix. He doubled his average against US,
and those kinds of things just can'thappen. But this Timberwols team is

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a very good team and it's nota fluke. There will be adjustments and
I think it will be a goodseries. This is not going to be
a Phoenix for nothing sweep. It'sjust not Please it happened before you go

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on. I was just seeing acrossthe bottom of the screen. Maybe this
is a relatively new news. Ididn't see that Anthony Edwards was on the
Olympic team, and it looks likehe's going to make it. According to
YEP. They announced that yesterday.Yesterday, Okay, that was the first
time I'd seen it, just goingacross the scroll. That's pretty cool.
I know he was in the theconsideration, but I think was he nervous
that he was going to make itfor the Olympics. Well, he would
play for the Dominican. I wouldassume that's where he plays. Is that

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what it said? I'm talking aboutyou. You said Carl Anthony Towns.
The way I was talking about it, I thought you just said Carl Anthony
town Well, you probably got high. You're high. Anthony Edwards, Yes,
he yeah. I would have beenshocked if he didn't make it exactly.
He deserved to be there, yes, and he has said he wants

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to start and that's his goal.And so uh here, Devin Booker is
probably going to be the two guardin the starting lineup, which makes it
this even a more interesting series.Maxwell, I didn't say who's a better
player between and than Devin Booker,and Devin Booker is probably right now better

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offensive player, but Anthony Edwards hasa higher ceiling and is a better two
way player. He Devin Booker can'tplay defense like Anthony Edwards can. I
would say Anthony Outside, Devin Booker, Jason Tatum, Anthony Edwards, those
are probably the three best American basketballplayers right now and then well, said
Marns. Yep. Caitlin Clark lastnight was the number one overall pick in

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the WNBA Draft for the Indiana Fever. The Indiana Fever Links game on July
fourteenth is already sold out, andtickets on a second market the lowest you
can find is two hundred and fifteenbucks. That's sweet. Are you a
little bummed that Angel Reese went toChicago just for the fan excitement to have
a big name in town, butthe Links moved one spot back from seven

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to eight and Angel Reis goes seventh. I mean, I just don't know
how long that lasts. Sure therewould be the initial I know who that
is, that's kind of a starplayer in college, but no, I
mean I'm not bummed because I feellike as a rookie in the WNBA sometimes

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it's really disappointing too. If youdon't not get in a lot of minutes,
you haven't quite made the adjustment,Like, oh wow, I thought
she was supposed to be this.She's not going to come in and start
and score twenty a game. SoI don't know, Corey, I'm not
disappointed. I think Alyssa Peely isgoing to be a little more fun than
people are really prepared for because theyprobably don't know her. But she's a

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pretty dynamic scorer, so I'm finewith it. I'm fine with what we
did. Sure there would have beena little more buzz between now in the
middle of May when the season starts, but I don't think it would carry
a lot of substance. Nailed it, saw you want to do Twins news
quickly? The Twins lost seven tofour to the Orioles. Varland got clobbered.

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He went five scattered, eleven hits, four runs and struck out six
six. Excuse me. The Twinsare currently six and nine. Nice same
two teams. Today at five fortyChris Paddick goes for your Twins. That's
Twins News powered by Quantum Fiber.All right, Rosie joins us. In
a second, we can do Vikingsnews. The draft is a week and
a half away. No, justinJefferson at voluntary workouts. We can talk

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about that and so much more.This is the Power trim Mooning Show on
the van. All right. MarkRosen back from Las Vegas, Nevada,

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joins the Power Drimony Show. MarkMarny Marne, Mark, we're just chatting.
Rosie. We never saw you inVegas. I know Sauce because he
went down to Circa, but therest of us never got to see you
as I told you before. Imean money. Listen, there was money
bet on whether or not you wouldshow. I saw, oh I had
did it a dove on DoD betyou'd show up. I know I did.
He thought you would show. Didyou not hear me? I said,

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no, it's a half hour away. I'm not going to get up
at four thirty. I mean,I'm on my time off for about a
dozen reasons. But no, Iwas very comfortable, uh sleeping in a
little bit and uh having a fabuloustime. Were you wearing your shirt?
I was. I was definitely wearinga shirt. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

(25:37):
Did you did you go to thefire labor? I did you spend
most of your time at the point? No, I honestly did not.
What they call you in the swimsomething or other. I don't even stadiums
there you go. Isn't it likeforty dollars to get in? I've never
been. If you're not staying,they're not staying there. Probably is.
I mean I can imagine what itwas like. You know, just as
we know The Masters was about allthat was on. Nobody really cared who

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was there about the Masters? Yeah? I get the way it's lined up.
We took a tour of it thenight we got there, just to
see what it was like because it'sopen all the time, and then we
went back. I went back thenext day. I thought there was,
like Laura Lambert said, said,there's no shade anywhere unless you get a
cabana. So there's rows and rowsand rows of of chairs to lay on,

(26:26):
hideous and probably twelve swimming pools,separate swimming pools. There's a little
bit of a casino, I meana blackjack table slash. I didn't even
go over there. And uh,then there was outdoors doors and then one
of those bay big outdoor screens yousee a drive in movie theater basically with

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all the video boards. An outdoorsports book basically correct, that's what it
is. But you know, thetechno music is blasting away and there really
is no place to kind of hidefrom the sun. I mean, I
get pool that's really hot. Ohyeah. So remember when Chris there and
he got kind of wind and dined, he went out to stadium swim and
basically said, every gal is ina thong? Can you confirm not every

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there were? There were a few, yeah, But which makes sense because
if every gal is in a thong. It makes sense to charge a forty
dollars cover, right, so youdon't just get the riff raft walking out
to the hole. You got tomake sure it's because it's downtown. Yeah
it is. That's a different crowddowntown. Actually you gotta weed them out.
But because they don't want the riffraft, that's high end meth walking

(27:38):
in. It's a whole different levelof downtown than going to the Golden Nugget
or the Fremont Experience or whatever binionsor whatever is left down there. I
mean, it's old school, butwhen you're in Circa, you feel like
you're in a whole nother feels likeyou're on the strip. Yeh's correct.
Yeah, we had a phenomenal Meand Laura Lambert had a phenomenal jock games
there and came over. He couldn'tmiss. I gotta say one thing.

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I'm looking at the board as theysay, and I took a picture of
it. So I thought, whatin the hell is that event that people
are betting on are going to beton? It's called power Slap seven?
Yep, oh my god man,And I okay, and I went what
power Slap seven? It's creation ofDana White. It's the it's the most
grotesque thing I've ever seen in mylife. It's it is. It should

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be outlawed by the authorities. Andso all of a sudden it popped up
on the screen. I think theWild game was going on in the Wolves
game. The Wolves game was goingon because they were playing Atlanta. It
was Friday night. So all ofa sudden, the other screen, everyone's
paying attention to this. And soI said, Jeff, look at this
thing. So there's two people.I mean, I mean, that's T

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shirt. Look at this hang hangthat one in the rafters. Already,
that's a lot. That's an alltime. That's an all time Rosie.
But Barak, look at this thing. Hell, why am the hell the
wave bother coming in there? Lookat the monitors. And so when you

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see these arm this arm wrestling competitions, shut up zam uh arm wrestling competition.
It's set up the same way,right, because there's the guys.
I have to say everything very carefully. Now they they chalk up your hands,
you know, like you're about thelift weights or something. Right,
You see that a thousand times,and one guy looks like Harrison Phillips type

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of build. We've just that firehydrant stocky three hundred pound guy that that's
mouthing off and the other guy maybea little slender and explain the rules and
I could hear him whether you couldsee them, and you can't like jump
off your feet to hit the person. And then all of a sudden,
Michael, they wind up. Theytake their hand, they put it against

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the other guy's face and they goone, two, and then they haul
back like you're going to like ashot put and smack the person as hard
as they can. And they havelike three guys behind the person who's getting
hit to catch him if he fallsdown, which they do and at times
then the other person, if hesurvives, has a chance to read they

(30:30):
go after him and hit him andthey go to three rounds. I'm thinking,
if you get hit once and falldown like that, why would you
ever get up and want to dothis again. That's what I don't understand
is why people are in this competition. Yeah, I mean it, and
these guys are kidding with an openhand. Understand that it's it is.

(30:52):
It's gruesome. Things will make theirway around social media. Yeah, Yeah,
DA's a Dana White creation. He'sbeen he's been pushing it. Our
guy Robbie Rosenhaus attended it. Hewent, did he bet on it?
Can't wait to go again? Wellhe's got a jersey. But best whatever

(31:17):
it's called that we we you know, we look at the we look at
the Gladiator movies and you think ofhow barbaric and how I mean the Roman
times and you know, the blahblah blah the lions and going, we
haven't come that far as a society. People are roaring in the sportsbook watching
this, and I'm going because it'shuman nature to go. You can't take

(31:38):
your eyes off it. And howdo they how do you train? Is
that another one? Yes? Yousaying? Is that another one is also
one as well? How do thesepeople train for this? That's a great
question, idea. I don't guessif they do. Yeah, how do
you train for I mean, it'sit is, it's it's it's it's very

(32:01):
shocking to your system when you watchanother human get like boxing, if you
watch UFC or whatever, this guyopen handed hits in his heart and then
they one guy just got knocked out. That was it? Okay? Is
he dead? Yeah? You getbonus points. Again, when that happens

(32:22):
to you, how do you Okay? Thank you all have another You can't
help yourself Zach's old school line,Zach, are you getting these? Yeah?
I don't know if we have enoughspace. And when Chris comes back,

(32:46):
he'll have more movie previous to do. And then just wanted to help
him outa anyway. That was oneof the highlights of the sports book,
besides watching eighteen Hours of Golf,which is a very although that Cam Smith
bet Rosie a plus A plus ye. Rosie and I were sitting there on

(33:07):
Thursday and we look up at theborder you can bet individual individual matchups are
like, all right, sweet,and the one we bet was Speed versus
Rory, and we're like, well, one of them is gonna bowl up.
We'll take Speed. Well, Rosiegoes to cash it in and it
was the whole old tournament. Itturned out got field. But the next
day on Friday you could bet theround right, and the last group out

(33:30):
when Rosie and I saw it wascamp Smith against Wyndham Clark, who I
didn't know this until he missed thecut that people consider him the most arrogant
guy on the tour. Wyndham Clark. Yeah really yeah, like he's not
very well liked on the Well,he made the comment on Wednesday that like
all the live guys don't know howto play seventy two holes, so a

(33:50):
lot of them won't make the cutparaphrasing right, but yeah we bet it
and buy about whole fifteen. Uhwhat's his face? Cameron Smith was like
six up because Clark fell a parton the Uh it was an easy one.
That was easy so the sports butI wont but it's awesome. Yeah,
it was a great relaxing time.We have a terrific dinner with Dobb

(34:15):
and Nelly and may have may havefollowed up follow up question about the outdoor
sports book at Circa If if there'sno break from the sun, how well
can you see the video board?How did they project it in breaks?
They must have some sort of asystem where somehow shade it. But depending

(34:36):
on what time of day it was, it's not a projector screen, it's
a it's an led board, soit's a down but how can you well,
it's like going to the Twins game. The scoreboard at the Twins it
is good points back. Yeah,you're very smart, but there's just no
place to hide from the sun atall. I mean, it's just if
you're twenty some years old, youwant to bake all day, then that's

(34:57):
a good place to hang ou that'sreally hot. Oh yeah, So what
you're saying is you were complaining thata bunch of twenty plus year olds just
walking around baking in thongs it's hard. I wasn't complaining. I just didn't
stay there that long. No,but for six hours lamber black jack out
there and watch that. Yeah,I have black jack at night though,

(35:20):
you know at table. I've neverbeen to the pool. Yeah it was
great. It want would be goodfor you. Yeah, yeah, you're
right. How were the slots Wednesday? Oh this guy was hot? And
Thursday, yeah, red hot multipletimes Martins. I'd sit down, put
my money in, hit the buttonbonus I did Friday, Saturday, I

(35:45):
tilted. I went I never everever do this, but I the money,
some of the money I want toleave back at the hotel room,
especially if I'm gonna go out,because it's smart. You start having a
couple of cocktails, you start throwingit away, right. I tilted and
went to the ATM and I neverdo that. And I just wouldn't let

(36:07):
that. I almost sure that sonof a bitch wizard of Oz. It
hammered me, and it kept hammering, showed me the Yeah trash Panda were
both Rosie and I had a bonuson that. Sitting next to each other.
It was fun. But I couldnot miss Wednesday and Thursday. Every

(36:29):
machine I played, I would Iwould hit both. I was up a
good amount of money and I gaveit all back. Well, I mean
so I'm that. That's what Iwas going to say. If you end
up, even when you leave Vegas, you have one Thursday night. I

(36:49):
put myself to bed at five thirtybecause I couldn't go back down there and
gamble because I was so because Ican't control myself. I was so mad.
Yeah, I was in bed shirtlet's see. Yeah, five thirty
pm and you missed a great meal? Yeah No, I was too pissed.
I couldn't be around. I thinkI called one of the casinos a
sea palace. I thought there wasa point where I was like, how

(37:13):
much trouble would I get it ifI just punched this screen in lot?
I didn't want to go to Itis true, the anger so many when
you go to a machine after machineand it feels like they're just watching you,
and then wherever you go they hitthe off button. That's what it
feels like. Actually, I racked. My least favorite thing when it comes
to slots is the you you areplaying forever and you're waiting for something and

(37:37):
finally there's a bonus or whatever andit has the wheel thing and it gives
you like six, yeah, eightdollars, like oh thank you you You're
me angry. But then you hit, but then you hit something and you're
like man Corey and I on isthat Friday? Friday night I'm playing.

(37:57):
So the only machine that I've everon my own got a hand payon is
the Extra Lucky like Leprechaun Wild.I love that machine. That's where I
hit the handpay, the guy divesinto the bag. You get more.
On Friday when beady Eyes is watchingme, it does the same thing.
They start doing the this on thewhole thing. I get the the flossing.

(38:19):
It's you know, regular bucket,regular bucket, gold buck I won
like one hundred and ten dollars.I'm like, I'm getting a hand pack.
They did this bit. Yeah,yeah, it flossing. They were
flossing. Sucked. I was doneafter that. I hated it and I
gave it all back because I wasbecause if you just get the regular bucket,
regular bucket, regular bucket, You'relike, all right, well this

(38:39):
will be fine, but I mightget eighty bucks. Yeah, and I'm
like, this is gonna be ahand pay. It should have been several
hundred dollars. It was like onehundred and fifteen. He didn't seem happy
about it, knowing the bed Eyesis like, I'm good at everything I
do. I'm gonna go play Rouletteinstantly win. That is what happens.
It's exactly. And I caught fireon the read, Yeah we did.
And we didn't need Dobb to readthe Felt. I don't where I wish.

(39:00):
That was funny. That was thebigart of the weekend, was not
playing Relette with Dove. You loveDove. Dove is good him reading the
Felt is a funny bit. It'sbrilliant. And yeah, without Tommy,
I don't know how they did it. We were hitting everything. When you
guys Roulette, Zach and Corey,are you numbers or are you even on?

(39:21):
Are you playing them? Little?No? We scatter the board.
We just go numbers. Gotta feelit, man, feel it. I
don't need a coin flip, Ineed a again, I don't ever play
it, but it's fun to bringit full circle back to the people that
are listening in the ever Midwest dumbestlaws in the country when it comes to
gambling is the state of Minnesota.So stupid. Why can we not have

(39:43):
live roulette? What's the difference?Why can we not have live Also,
why can we have the light thing? Go to st Krky Turtle light exactly
mean light. So they have likethe reletta at some places where it's it's
a it's not a ball, it'sa light, so it's obviously it's computer
eye. Actually, the worst exampleof this is in California, where they

(40:04):
have the wheel is just a bunchof a deck of cards and so it
spins and then they pull out adeck of cards because they can't have a
ball. It's just government getting inthe way of gambling is very dumb.
Having a live roulette table and watchinga physical roulette ball fall in there,
it's the greatest feeling in gambling.You're like, how did that happen?

(40:27):
It actually fell into the number thatI wanted, And now I'm gonna go
rub it in sauces face that I'mrich and he's not. Man meantime,
as far as looking at NFL futures, yeah, I don't care. A
close circuit to the Vikings, noone thinks you have a chance in hell
of even competing in the division thisyear. Plus nine hundred to win the
division. Well, they have SamDarnold quarterback now, and compare it.

(40:51):
It's just but it's just it's sostriking compared to what it's been for so
many years. The Lions are plusone forty just to win the division.
Packers won ninety six, the Bearswith a rookie quarterback. I know he's
number one, but he does alot to prove in a short period of
time. Plus three thirty, andthen it jumps all the way to Minnesota

(41:14):
with Justin Jefferson and the team theyhave. I mean, even before the
draft, plus nine hundred, they'replus eight thousand to win the Super Bowl.
I saw something yesterday that the Vikingshave. How many teams that have
thirty two that they have like thetwenty eighth out of thirty tough schedule,
Yeah, they do. They havea very tough sketch schedule. Yeah,
yeah, but I just never thoughti'd see the day where the lion.

(41:36):
Of course now we know why becausethey well they deserve to be the favorite.
But the Bears a plus three thirtythen it jumps, not like five
hundred six hundred plus nine hundred?Why did they get on that button?
Bar? Okay, you know what? Now? You don't actually think they're
gonna win the division? Do you? Not? Even a nine to one?
That's a sucker bet? Probably not. But I seem like maxious to

(41:59):
see what's going to happen. Obviouslyeveryone else's is after the draft next week
and see where sure, see wherethey sit, and uh, you know
they have they have talent. Imean, they have the defensive people they've
added. We're not sure how they'regonna all fit in, But I don't
think they're that far off. Ijust think a lot of things can happen,
as we've seen with injuries. Iwouldn't be jumping all over the Bears

(42:22):
with a rookie quarterback right out ofthe blocks with that kind of pressure on
him. Man, that's I wouldn'tput him as high as they are.
So can you say the overrunner forthe Vices six and a half and a
half. I mean, even ifyou don't think they can win the division,
if you think they're gonna overperform,that's the number of potarget can they
get the seven wins? They wonseven games last year and their quarterback was

(42:44):
out for more than half of theright they this is a defensively they've added,
as Rosie just said, they've addedsome weapons and who thought a year
ago. I would love to knowwhat the over under was a year ago
on Houston. I'm not saying it'sthe same situation, but this is a
different team for a rookie quarterback thanyou normally get. As we saw with

(43:06):
the Panthers, that team has nothingand that's why they ended up. I
mean they traded for the pick.But like you look at the Patriots,
I don't care if you put Ifyou put CJ. Stroud currently on that
Patriots team, they maybe win fivegames, right, that's how little talent
that team has. About the Patriots, the team has a ton of talent
and they can get somebody to distributethe ball, they can win seven or

(43:28):
eight games. Patriots, they haveis the worst team in the NFL.
Yes, correct plus twenty five wintheir division? What is when? What's
the Patriots over under? Is itthree and a half? I don't have
the over under here? This isjefs Maxim. Could you look that up
quick? Yeah, I got youand NFL a MVP, but they did
not have over unders on this sheet. It was just odds to win that

(43:50):
Vision Conference and the Super Bowl.But is that is the comeback to all
of the Vikings fans that are hopingand hoping for Drake Mayn, hoping that
they can get their way to thethird pick. The Patriots have to know
that they that it wouldn't matter whatquarterback in this class they take. They're
not gonna They're not good enough.In three years they could be, but

(44:12):
this season they're not good enough.They're They're picked to be dead last in
the league next year. That meansI'll have another top top pick. Four
and a half. Yeah, Iwould take the I would take the under.
I'd take the under. And well, Kirk Cousins of the Atlanta Falcons
are far and away of the favoritesto win the NFC South minus one and
oh five. That's crazy. Yeah, they have South Sully, New Orleans.

(44:35):
Yeah, one of the worst divisions. I mean, yeah, you
got New Orleans, you got Tampa, and yeah, and Tampa will come
back to the pack. But yeah, that's that's for you know, the
nine days eight days we have here. If you really want Drake May and
you think the only way to gethim is to get to the third pick,
you gotta hope that the Patriots frontoffice sees it like a lot of
us do. And I know youCorey and Ben are on the on the

(44:58):
opposite and you think they should takea quarterback. They just have nothing.
They have absolutely nothing on that teamthat you're going to put a young quarterback
who's going to get sacked one hundredplus times. Let me ask you a
question that's not very good. ThePatriots had the first pick, should they
pass on Caleb Williams because they don'thave anybody? No, I just think
that the first thing though, No, they should take Caleb Williams. So,

(45:19):
if you're in New England and youthink Jayden Daniels or Drake May or
J. J. McCarthy's even ifthey're in the same ballpark, if you
think they're in that conversation, I'mnot saying they are, but if they
if you think they are, thenyou should take the quarterback. Sure,
But the difference between this year andlast year is everybody thought Bryce Young would
be the quarterback and the biggest tradedout of that pick. Right. The
difference with the first pick and thethird pick is there isn't a market to

(45:40):
get up to the first there's nomarket for that pick. Nobody's trading that
pick if they have that pick becauseof the quarterback that's there. When you
get back talking about the trade value, I'm just talking about your theory about
if you don't have anything around them, you shouldn't take the quarterback. If
you think it's a generational quarterback,you should always not pass. But they
also no I know that, butthey also have to realize that they could

(46:01):
they just could be blown away witha trade, with a trade proposition.
That's the difference. They may thinkhe's great, but if they think three
years from now, we'll get aleft tackle, a wide receiver, and
then another wide receiver or another offensivelineman at our third overall pick in the
second round, instead of just takingone guy at three, they just have

(46:22):
to realize that this is a threeyear building and they need more than one
pick. I'm just saying, that'swhat they that's what they'd have to think.
We'll do Fan five when we comeback again. The NBA play In
Tournament starts tonight. The playoffs startlater this week with Phoenix in Minnesota squaring
off on Saturday. We can talkto Rosie about that, talk to Marnie
about that and more after this Powertry wont to show the fan everything you saw tal
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