HR. 1 - Fire Alarm

Sauce shares his latest thoughts on the NFL Draft and some theories behind the pace of it, the guys share fire alarm stories, the nude in hotel room debate rages on

Episode Transcript

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Good morning, ladies, gentlemen,and welcome to video message number twenty nine.
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My name is Cory Cove. There'sa sauce I saw hid morning. There's
Zach Halverson, Hi, Max BullerYo yo, and that's it. No
John Bonus. He's in Japan.Yeah. Rosie later back from his luxurious
vacation. He went to Las Vegas, Nevada. He stayed at Circa Oh

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yeah, and never left. MarnieGellner will be here later. The band's
back together. Just Chris is gonefor the week, which we miss but
he'll be back next week for Draftweek. Because it's right around the corner
of this draft week. The oddsare moving and shifting and shaking. I

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don't feel like we have bet enoughon the NFL drafts. Have you bet
on it at all? I don't. I mean maybe again. Yesterday Ben
and I both admitted we completely forgotthat we made a five year bet on
Rory McElroy. Yeah, and hetook that Rory would never win another major
in the next five years, andI bet that he would. And what's
funny is I think was this onair offer? This is how bet our

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memory is? Was this off yesterday? Yeah? It was? Uh see,
I don't know either. I don'tknow either. I have no idea.
But I had admitted to Ben whetherthis was on the show or not
is up to the listeners. WhenPower trop Bets tweeted that this is this
is how you know somebody's gambling toomuch. When he tweeted it, I
had to read it twice to figureout what side of the bet I was

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on, really, because I hadforgotten whether I bet against Rory or on
Rory the five year bet. Completelyforgot about it, really, and Ben
said he had as well. So, yeah, have I bet on the
NFL draft? I have no idea? Yeah, no idea. I haven't
either. Maybe I should, butyeah, I don't normally bet on the

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NFL. There, well, Igot one for you. Go ahead,
Uh, where do you think JJMcCarthy is going to get drafted in the
top three? Do you have aspecific spot though, third? You think
it's going to be third? Yeah, he's plus two hundred to go third.
Yeah, it's two to one onyour money if you think he's going
third. Yeah, I think he'sgoing to go third, regardless if it's

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the Vikings or the Patriots or thinkeveryou believe whoever is drafting third is going
to take JJ McCarthy. He's twoto one. Okay, that's a pretty
good deal. Yeah, I thinkhe's going to go third. The only
reason I asked is yesterday I thinkyou were talking off air again to Ben
and you were saying that you wouldn'tbe surprised if he wins second. Yeah,
he's seven to one to go second. So if you really think he

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can go to Washington seven to one, and think how much that'll that could
possibly change in the next eight days, right, like, well, just
like we saw with will Levis,right, the betting markets on Will Levis
was one of the most bizarre thingswe've seen correct because we watched it,

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and I think like this time lastyear, the week before the NFL Draft,
there was like a hot runner thatHouston or somebody was going to take
him too right, and that likehe was going to be maybe the number
one overall pick, and his numbersjust fluctuated up and down, up and
down, and then he went inthe second round. People were getting bad
information and the betting markets were reacting. Like there was a point where Donaldson

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and I were texting on draft dayabout how h right, about how there's
no way that the Colts are goingto take Anthony Richardson right, Like he's
just going to maybe be there atseven or eight and then maybe the Vikings
pounds. No one thought that WillLevis would drop. It was the bit
about how he puts mayonnaise in hiscoffee. He was kind of a weird

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I heard from some people this guynow an arrogant dude, But there are
a lot of people like you puthim on a I mean, Max,
So you gotta admit that offensive lineof your Tennessee Titans is horse. Yeah,
it's one of the worst in theNFL. He's got he's a good
quarterback, if you can get him. And you know they added who's the
wide receiver they took from Jacksonville.They got Calvin Ridley. Calvin Ridley,

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I mean, and now there's alot of steam they could get Moliku neighbors
in the draft coming up for sincethey just think you take an offensive lineman.
I do, but they did justmake a trade with the Browns to
get a new starting offensive lineman.So and that happening so close to the
draft, I almost think that youjust load up the offense and say ou
fit. Yeah, yeah, itshould be, but it'll be great.

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That's the beauty of the draft.Every team is involved in it. Every
team can fill their needs easily atthe picks that they have. It's gonna
be awesome. JJ McCarthy over underpick five and a half under his minus
one seventy five over his plus oneforty. So if you can he's going
in the top five. Yeah,I would take the You gotta bet one
hundred and seventy five to win onehundred. But the beauty of this whole

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process, and I talked about ita lot yesterday on the show and off
the air to the few people leftthat will actually listen to me when I
talk NFL draft because it's just addsome poker stories to tell you guys,
which I would listen to, becauseyou guys always listen to my draft nonsense.
I don't know. There's always thatquarterback and we were just talking about
it, but there's always that quarterbackthat somehow finds a way to get into

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that no man's land, right,like pick four, pick five. If
there is one of the guys Drakemay or JJ McCarthy that can get past
pick six, you don't know wherehe'll go, right, I mean the
ceiling or the floor is pick eleven. Right, those guys aren't getting past
the vikings. But you know,there's always somebody that just plummets down the

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draft board. There's always some oddsurprise where you're like, hell, they
take that guy. That's the beautyof it. That's what makes it fun.
It's amazing. Reality TV is reality. Although why are we not gambling
on them? Well, let's gambleon it. Although I now this could
easily be dissolved and fixed by oneof your you know, your logic things.

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No, let's dissolve it with oneof my logic things. Is it
that far fetched to think that thisis done like a day before, you
know what I mean, Like theylike they do it like the day before,
just in like a conference room,and then they present it to us
out live. Hey just full blownconspiracy. No no, no, not

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conspiracy, they explain again, butthey do the whole process like the day
before. They don't have any ofthe play What are you talking about the
entire draft? Yeah? Yeah,yeah, the draft gets done the day
before or a week before or somethinglike that, right, Because I don't
know. I just thought that becauseit's a very smooth process. I don't

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know. Sometimes it just seem seemslike it it goes quickly by, it's
done very fast. Something. Maybeit's done beforehand. What in your day
to day life do you believe isnot a conspiracy? Hmm? I mean
where does that even come from?That you think the entire draft has done
maybe the day before, and theyjust present it to us the day of.
I don't know, it's not there'sno truth to that. There's no

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evidence to that. No, someone'sgot to be the first one to think
it though, core Right, thankshas Man. But where did it come
from in your brain? I don'tknow, because sometimes like when you follow
it on Twitter, there's always someaccount that's like five picks ahead, and
it's like, well, they aren'teven on the clock yet, you know
what I mean? Like when youdid the bit with with uh was it

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Danil Hunter? And they took WillieBeaver's and they were like, you knew,
like five it was like five minutesahead. Yeah. I gave him
the card a long time before.But it's just like every year when the
NFL tells all the report, don'ttweet the picks, right, we need
this to be don't do that funright. I've always thought that was really

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weird because I get it from anNFL perspective, you want the picks to
be live, you don't want themto be spoiled, right, spoiler alert,
all that garbage. But from ajournalistic standpoint, if you have the
information, who says you can't doit? Yeah? Right? I don't
says you can't. Well I don'tlike it either, but I'm saying,
then unfollow those people. Yeah,started to mute them, have you really?

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Yeah? Well, Shams, hetweets them a lot. Shams does
it for the NFL? Yes,Oh yeah, he's that tapped into the
NFL too. Yeah, yeah,he's a multi sport guy. Now I
didn't know Shams was across Schefter doesn'tbecause it's on his network. But like
that Charlie Robinson guy I think worksfor Yahoo. He does it a lot
that like Abbott even text being he'llbe like, hey, if you want

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to be there's some Twitter account thathas them like three picks ahead of it.
Now as I backtrack, and Ijust think that it's done more quickly
than we think, right, LikeI think it's well, like you know,
like, hey, who the thenumber one pick next week is going
to be Caleb Williams. Right,I think within five minutes of that pick

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being announced, right, and thenhey, the Bears are on the clock,
right, they know they're taking CalebWilliams. I would bet in that
time the second pick for the Commandersis also in right. I mean maybe
I just think that there's more behindthe scenes. Right, it's not rigged.
I just think that it's a theprocess behind the scenes goes a lot

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quicker than it seems to be onTV. Like they draw it out for
more drugs. They already know whatthey're doing, but they don't want to
just rush it, like Okay,Caleb Williams and then yeah, Jayden Daniels
and then just yeah, it's donein twenty minutes, right right, they
have it. They want to drawit out for TV purposes, That's my
point. Yeah, you don't thinkthere's times that teams are wheeling and dealing
to the final minute or two.Yeah, sure, but I think when

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there when there isn't, I thinkthat. I think the picks go boom
boom, boom, boom boom.I think they go quicker than TV makes
it seem they have to or tobe an hour and fifteen minutes. Right,
sure. I'm just saying, hmmm, it's going to be fun.
It's my favorite event of the year. But I think it's uh was it

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again? It was the NFL Draft, the Masters, and Week one of
the NFL. Those are your topthree? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
something better than that sports wise,and be the first weekend of NBA playoffs
is pretty Yeah. That'll yeah,that'll be fun. That's like one D.
Yeah for sure, Wait a minute'sawesome for you. Week one of
the NBA Playoffs is one D.I didn't want to hurt me. Oh

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god, it I was gonna saythat doesn't sound like you at all.
No, but I'll watch it.I'm pumped for the game on Saturday.
I hope it's just not nine o'clock. I take the first four days of
the NCAA tournament over anything in theNBA. That's also fun. Yeah,
oh yeah, that's better than thefinal four. Well duh? First week?
Yeah? Do we have any ideawhen that game's going to be Saturday?

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No? What time? Sorry?Somewhere between twelve and eleven? Zach
Maxwell. No, I don't thinkit's been announced. I would. I'd
imagine they'd announced it after the playin tournament stuff, which I think starts
tonight. Sure do Lakers tonight?Right? Yes? There? Yeah,
if they get in, that'll bethe primetime game. How great would it
be if they'd lose both games?That we're just out Lakers going too and

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are out of there. I dothink it's funny that Lebron James said something
along the lines of whoever invented theplaying tournament needs to be fired, And
pretty much every year since it's beeninvented, the Lakers have been the beneficiaries
of the play in And there werepeople yesterday and NBA Live that were basically
saying, like, you know,they won that playing tournament bit in the

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in December because all half the teamscould have cared less to play in that,
right, Yeah, nobody really cared. Doesn't that seem like six years
ago? Yes? There when ithappened. Time is the weirdest thing.
Yes, it felt like ten yearsago, six years ago Anthony Davis and
Lebron James were destroying everybody in thein the in season tournament. Yeah that

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was twenty and eighteen. Right,it feels like you're crazy, correct,
Yeah, it was less than itwas four months four months ago. Yeah,
it was like six years ago.Yep. More the Power trop morning
show after this again. Marnie Gilnojoined at about seven Mark Rosen at seven
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claims she wrote jokes, did youknow Zacho? Yeah? Okay, that's
that was it? Now, Idare you're minting him right there? I
mean I got a couple of hours, we got some time, man,
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Tory. Morning Joe, that saucethat Zach Hi Max. I'm is it
gonna rain all day? I haven'tlooked at the forecast at all. I
think it is showers and windy today. I have sixty Yeah, yeah,

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that's snapweather. Potentially to play videogames potentially, Yeah, Thunderstorm's whale.
I used to be terrified of them, but some best same. I used
to hate going to school, andthere was one half same because I thought
that would be the last time I'dsee my family. No, let's say
when they would bring you into thehallway for the tornado. It was a

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horrowing experience, like the like thedown and you're going to do anything that's
traumatizing as it was, Well,you protect yourself from debris, the roof
of the school comes in, you'llbe shocking. But a buddy of mine
would always just yell twister when itwas happening. It's pretty funny. That
got me the laugh and then Iwas like, ah, this is funny.
Yeah it was. Yeah, itwas terrifying. Yeah, because you

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could you go out for recessing andbe like, that's real green up there.
What the hell's about to happen?Yeah, it was terrifying as a
kid, That's all I got tryingto think of when we ever actually had
I mean there was I mean atornado in the middle of like a school
day is right, almost impossible uphere? Why is that? It's just

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they usually developed later in the day. I mean, it's possible, but
it's just I mean, the oddsof it is they're not early rise.
No, but it's not zero,right, So you gotta be prepared.
You learned to duck, duck andcover. Nobody needs to. Well,
how about that that's a dry wallhitting in the head. Duck and cover.
Yeah, coming from the nuclear boardays, right, correct, Just

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get under your desk, you'll beokay. You know, my parents and
Corey's parents are about you know,they're in that age range right where like
they hid from a possible nuclear bombunder their desk. I wasn't gonna do
anything I got. I would havebeen inconsolable. Yes, same, I
got a lot of issues when Iwas a little kid. I was afraid

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of everything too. Now the sirenwill go off. You go, what's
that, right, go in thebasement. Uh yeah, Well, we
just referenced the other day when wewere in Vegas. But a handful of
years ago, we were in thehotel when the fire alarm went off,
Right, you don't remember that.The alarm went off at Planet Hollywood.

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And so I go out in thehall and no one's doing anything, and
I'm like, this can't be good. The alarm's going off. So I
go into the stairwell. Right,can't take the elevator in a fire.
Everybody knows that. You should knowthat. So I start taking the stairs.
No one's in the stairs with me. I go all the way down
the stairwell, probably I don't know, fifteen or twenty floors. I go
out this exit door into an alleywhere it's like, you know, guys

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working at a loading dock getting stuffinto Planet Hollywood. Nobody left. I
truly was the only one who left. And then that door locks when you
leave, Yeah, you got togo. So then I had to go
all the way around the casino toget back in. And I said to
myself, if this was actually afire, zero people responded. Everybody is
like that, it's Vegas. It'sa boy who cried wolf. There's no

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way this is an actual fire.Well what if it was? No one,
not one except for me left,And then I felt like an idiot
because I wasted, you know,fifteen minutes of my life. Yeah,
but I just thought, there's thousandsof people, maybe not in the hotel
at that moment, but there couldbe thousands of people in the hotel.
Nobody left. That's so odd.That's was that the year that the that

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the elevators didn't work? Don't know, because there was the one time in
that I think that was a yearago two. It doesn't matter. We've
been there a lot lately. Butthere was the time where somebody smoked a
vape in the elevator and it likeset the fire alarm or some kind of
alarm off, so none of theelevators would work. You remember that,

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No, Yeah, that was andthen everybody you had to take the stairs
everywhere you went. That sucked.I go back in under sixty days.
Oh yeah, I go back insix minutes, about forty five maybe days
until me I had the same exactsituation happened to be in my apartment Corey.
Actually, the fire alarm went off, and I kind of just I

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looked in the hallway. Nobody wasmoving. I looked out the window.
It's kind of like, you know, like when you when someone invites you
to a party that you don't reallywant to go to. I'm like,
Oh, who's all there? Youknow, Who's what's really going on?
At first I thought it was mebecause I was smoking, And then I
was like and then I was like, oh, well, nobody's really moving,
And I thought the same thing.I was like, if the fire
department came, there's an actual ragingfire, they're gonna knock on my door
and they're gonna be like, whythe hell are you still in here?

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But I just I didn't want tobe there. There's I didn't want to
be like Corey. I didn't wantto be the only person at the party.
You know, there's nothing worse thana late night fire alarm at an
apartment building. For a hotel,it's the worst because then the fire,
I think the fire department has toshow up to turn it off. So
it just the worst than crabs.When I was in Denver years ago,

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Is this when you got real high? Hell? Yeah, I'm loan in
a hotel room south Park playing inthe pizza ordered delivery. Everything's great,
but Naked said yesterday, shirt offwhen he's you have to he didn't listen.
I had pizza on the way,So what you take your shirt off

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when the food arrives? After Yes, I have to go. I have
to answer the damn door. Don'tbe a rookie cut Corey. Thank god
I close on because the power goesout. And then briefly the fire alarm
goes off. So it's dark andit's loud, and thankfully that's a never
ended story theme. No, butI wish the fire department ended up.

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It was the whole block. Thepower was out. But yeah, and
then so it's dark and there's aloud alarm going off, and uh,
that was about as scared as I'vebeen in a long time. Let me
ask you a question. How ona scale of one to ten, how
high were you I was on aI was at five, probably going up
to and eight. Oh wow,but that is you know, Max,

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I'm sure you can back me upon this. Buzz Yeah, it's just
you go. But then but thenagain, this was about probably a half
hour after taking it, so itkills it. But then it's still so
it's rising back up. And thenI realized that I got this pizza that's

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on the way. Oh helly,what kind oh man? Was it Papa
Jones? I can't remember anyway,it was like Pepperoni, sausage, extra
cheese always. I mean, everythingwas going to be phenomenal and I'm going
But then I realized the power's outright, so I have to go out
in the lobby to get this pizzabecause the doors are automatic and they're not

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working, so you have to usethe emergency exit door to open it.
So I'm sitting there by the emergencyexit door keeping it propped open because if
it closes, then it's got theAnd so the reception, this lady was
telling me, don't let that closebecause I don't want to have to.
Unluck she had a key or something. So you get handed your pizza,

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you go back up to your rooms. Another problem though. Then I'm like
with my phone in the flashlight,just eating the pizza in the dark.
I went from a phenomenal night tojust sad. I guess Naked in the
Dark marathon on Comedy Central in Colorado, and it was so do you see

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at the little table in your hotelNo, I sit on my auxilary bed.
So you're sitting on the auxiliary bedand other stuff. Do you even
open the pizza box before the shirtand the pants come off? No?
Are you kidding? You gotta getnaked first. I wear. Yeah,
I wear my undies in fear ofsomebody's watching, because I'll be like man,

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then that video is getting up onthe smallest penises of the world,
and I don't need that. SoI go down to my undies and you,
yeah, you gotta you gotta keepyour get I get you anake.
Oh yeah, yeah I do.Oh yes, no, yes, I
don't understand you people. No eatingfast food high or after a bunch of
drinking in a hotel room where there'sit's a judgment free zone. My god,

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it's the best. You're not suckingin your gut or anything. You
just let it all. You justread a pepperoni fall on your nipple.
Who cares? Yeah, pick itoff later. Yeah. I ordered three
crunch traps, supremes. What areyou gonna do about it? Exactly?
Eat all three of them? Takethat, yeah, or I'm gonna wake
up and correct, Like half ofthem are still gonna be Yeah, like
how did I order all this?Why did I order all this? But

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you know what it was worth it? It was a microwave in here.
You never know how hungry you're gonnabe. And then that way, you
know, if you start feeling alittle feeling, you don't even got a
z up. It's just right there, not bad. Yeah, I just
remembered like that is one of thethings that you almost have to order too
much food, because nothing's worse thanlike, I don't know, yeah,

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or if like something goes wrong withthe delivery. Oh yeah, you always
have to order a ton of food. That's the best part. And as
I said yesterday, there's no morefat shaming because you can order it all
off the screen and order order,and you can put leave it at the
door, so you don't even haveto like, yeah, the hockey the
door. Yeah they don't. It'sreally not about you seeing them. It's

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more them seeing you. And soyou got to put your clothes. You're
just standing there with no pants on. You're looking through the peep pole waiting
for that driver to take the stupidpicture and get the hell out of here
so you can open the door requicklygrab the stuff and take that shirt off
and go crazy. I tell you, guys, keep talking about no shame.
Do whatever you want. But you'reall shamed in and not letting the

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drivers see you. No. Hey, if the driver wants to see what
a real man looks like, that'sfine and whatever you want. No,
but the only time I really hearyour shirt on is in Vegas and the
Taco Bell or the McDonald's is allwalking distance from the hotel. I just
go down there, get it onmy own, get a giant bag of

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it, and go back up tothe room. And it's on. Is
that McDonald's twenty four hours? Yes, yeah, they'ld I yeah, because
it was open when we were watchingit. It's all the show. Is
it really other than that the chickfil A? Obviously? But yeah,
which, by the way, theone time a few years ago, I
was I was so under the influencethat I door has Chick fil A?

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Am I playing? What is that? You're kidding me? It's downstairs.
I'm not even that I like wastingmoney. That is a giant waste of
Oh no, here's the problem.Though you were super high, I could
barely make it to the I actuallydidn't make it to the door. By
the time I got there, likemy pop ice was all melted, like

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it was just it was probably thedoor. Where do you pick it up
my hotel room door? So theywait. So in Las Vegas, yeah,
they will bring it all the wayto your hotel room. Not anymore
because they added the CUE. Butback in the in those days, they
didn't have that. So yeah,it's crazy. Every time I either did
door Dash or Uber eats in Vegas, they would meet you basically where the

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ubers meet you. You. Thathappens a lot. No, not this
time, but in general in thepast, in the last I don't know,
five years, a local tournament prettymuch, Yeah, pretty much.
It's all right, daddy. Actuallya lot of times I'm I'm out early
enough where I can just go walkand get food. Yeah, you want
to say when are you going?And angel? Yeah, good for you.
When when you get knocked out ofa tournament that you've been looking forward

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to for a year, that's whenyou order enough for six people. Of
course you have to eat your feelingsaway and no one knows, you know,
but that's it'll take it to thenext level. If you take your
shirt off and the people who seeyou with a giant bag of food are
going You know what? That family, his family is so grateful to have

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him for bringing your daddy. He'sbringing his entire It looks like he's got
six or seven kids. I don'tknow yet Thanksgiving in July. Maybe this
is like a sister wive situation becauseit looks like he's ordered for it right.
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The Best uh The Minnesota Twins lostto the Baltimore Orioles of Anaheim seven to
four. The fall to six andnine, Baltimore up to ten and six

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Jeffers three of four, Miranda threeof four with a home run, but
it was not enough. Varlin goesfive innings, eleven hit six runs,
four of them, earn six strikeouts. Looking up on your phone. The
Twins now four and a half gamesbehind eleven and five Cleveland. Yikes,
the Twins are fourth in the division, ahead of only the two and fourteen
White Sox. Night. Well,that's good, we're not I think they

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would be well, not a second, they'd be last in every other division.
But two at Baltimore again today atfive thirty five, Paddock versus something
called Grayson Rodriguez. Yeah, theTwins stings good team, but the Twins,

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the Twins, they're just bad.They can't get any timely hitting.
Every good pitcher on their in theirbullpen is hurt. Carlos Korea out for
a while. Royce Lewis, themost exciting player on the team, is
out probably till June. It's justthey stink. They're not good. They're
horrible when it comes to hinting.They're three and seven in their last ten

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games. They're not a good team. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Sunny Gray to
and oh of course zero has thatgiven up? A run. Jose Barrios
is also off to like the hotteststart in the league. Good. You
know, we're not to develop thattalent for other teams, you know.
Yep, we're a good minor leagueteam. Yeah, that's what they could

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come. Yeah. Caitlin Clark wasthe number one pick in the w NBA
draft that shocked no one. Shewanted to do the Indiana Fever huge,
like like we joked and guessed yesterdaywhen the Lynks traded down from seven to
eight, we were saying that AngelReese was projected to go seventh, and
that's exactly where she went. Shewent to Chicago with pick seven. So
at eight to the Lake, Lynxtook something called Utah's Alyssa or Elisa Pilly.

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Yeah, yeah, Peelee, isthat how you say it? Like
it's easy, even though it's ina p I L I Peeley. She
might be great, but from abuzz perspective, it would have been awesome
to have Angel Reese. Yeah,correct, Yeah, So I don't know.
The links are obviously wheeling and dealandbecause they like this Gale, if
you back to Caitlin Clark for asecond, if you care, and I

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think the world is going to Feverat Sun May fourteenth, so about a
month from now. Her first gamein the WNBA. Is that in Phoenix
or yeah, the Connecticut Sun.Not the Sun's the Connecticut Phoenix. They're
also here the Fever come here Julyfourteenth and August twenty fourth as well.

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Yeah, that'll be great. I'dimagine the tickets are already super expensive.
I'm gonna bring back cow Bell.I wonder if let me check something here.
Talk amongst yourselves. Rhode Island neithera road nor an Island discussed Bell
Zach, Why you're cow Bell?The only person decription for the Fever?
Man? Oh are you high tome? You want to be? I
mean I could get high on myown, but thank you you can't.

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You gotta guy. You don't needa brag? Yeah, I got a
guy. I need a guy toget high. Wait, wait, what
it might be something? Need totalk about therapy session. Let's see here
Saturday July fourteenth. Yeah, that'dbe sweet. That would be a lot
cooler if we had angel reeson.Yeah. Correct, there are no tickets

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available on links dot man. Wow, good for them, seriously, good
for that. That's really cool.Yeah, no ticket? Well, It
made me think, like, man, look I'm a secondary market. Hang
on here, well, Zach,that's the point. I mean, I
remember when the when Iowa came hereto play at the golfers, and I'm

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like, I mean those tickets probablywent at the fair for twenty bucks and
then on second hand they're going forthousands of dollars. Now, yeah,
here's what I was looking up.Founded here the odds to win WNBA MVP
in twenty twenty four. Asia Wilsonof the Vegas Aces two to one.
Yes, she dominates that much.Yeah, Yeah, she's pretty much the

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lebron of the league right now.The Aces are insane, They're they're there,
the Warriors, I mean, yeah, they have everybody. So she's
two to one. Brianna Stewart ofthe New York Liberty is almost five to
one, Alyssa Thomas of the ConnecticutSon of ten to one. Caitlin Clark
of the Fever is fourth fourteen toone. So if you think she's just
gonna take the WNVA by storm andjust light it up and just steph curry

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this thing all up and down thecourt fourteen to one, what would you
guess the lowest price on stub Hubis for a ticket to that Linked Fever
game the first time she's in town. Yeah, July fourteenth, lowest price,
what's the second lowest that would helpm I'll go ninety five, I'll

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go seventy maxel I'll say I'm musasay one hundred, two hundred and sixteen
upper deck. No, it's it'slike one of those corners like next to
section one twenty nine. Geez courtside row before that fourteen hundred dollars.
Oh my god. Yeah, nowthey're red hot now because she's officially in

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the league. That'll come down.But honestly, good for the WNBA.
You could buy a whole row,maybe even a whole section in Target Field
for three hundred and four dollars.A handful of years ago, you could
have rented out Target Center and watchedthe whole game with for a birthday party
if you wanted to great point twohundred. It's currently sold out. Well

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here's what I mentioned. Well sowas the game in August as well.
Well, I'm interested to find outand maybe somebody at the Linkskin can let
us know, because they usually don'tsell the upper deck and on here there's
no upper deck seats available. Imean yeah, correct, So then the
question is, yeah, do youwant to? I mean that's gonna you

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got to open up the upper deck, right, I'd imagine that would probably
sell out too. That's why it'ssold out is because just a lower bowl,
that is my guess. I meanbecause on stub Hub there's no second
deck tickets available, So the oddsof that being the case. Let's like,
oh my gosh, the the courtside club tickets are sold out?

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Oh no, no, get themman, you know, I don't.
This is a stupid question. Butwherever the Indiana Fever play? Right?
No, but like where's the isit where the Pacers play? Not sure?
Anyway, the only tickets available fortheir first game Gainbridge Field are the

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upper deck. That's a surprise thoseare even available. Yeah, yeah,
that is where they do play withthe Pacers. Yeah, that's a huge
teen k capacity, But good forthem and they'll fill that up. Speaking
of that, uh, the NBAfor this regular season set attendance records across

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the league eight and seventy two sellouts. That's the most ever, eighteen twenty
two people a game as an average, that was the highest ever, and
seventy the game sold out. That'sthe highest ever. So attendance up one
point four percent this season. Butbut he's blind. Ten teams in the

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NBA ten sold out every game.The Lakers nope, and then Nicks nope.
What the Pelicans nope, Jack,because you're terrible at this. No,
the Pacers nope, the Bolt Holyhell, the Wolves, the Wolves,

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one of them. The Wolves toldout every game this year. The
Nuggets. The Nuggets are another one. The Warriors, Warriors are another one.
The Suns Sons are another one.The Celtics Celtics are another one.
The Cavaliers. Cavaliers are another one. Now you're heating up. I don't
know why. The first five guests, it's Super Sonic Milwaukee, No Orlando,

(36:37):
No Philly, Philly yep. Okay, see now I'm surprised. Boston,
Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, GoldenState, Miami, Philly, Phoenix,
Sacramento, and the Minnesota Timberwolves.Oh hell yeah, man, okay,
good for the Wolves. Yeah,every game was rocking this year.
Man, it was so much funto go to Wolves games this year.

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I guess they didn't know that thesellout streak was on. Did not know
that until I read yesterday that theywere one of the ten. That's all.
I didn't know they sold out everygame this year. Did you guys
know that? No? No,I did? Oh you did? I
saw it on Twitter, though Idid. Okay, front paid Sports is
over? What am I talking about? What really matters is next? I'll
do scores and stats around the worldof sports, and then sauce. You

(37:21):
change your life with something else,we'll do Steve your life and everybody else
is Marty Gelder joins in Life fortyfive minutes. Rosie in a little over
an hour powers everyone to join thefan fan a right. Welcome back to

(37:49):
the Bowers Good Morning Show six twentyone on April sixteenth. Let's let's get
into what really matters. As alot of other sports had discussed in Sauce,
we already to learn that's what reallymatters? Right even as Little Wild
one three one over the Los AngelesKings and Wild News is presented by Catalysts

(38:10):
Supply and Catalysts Supply Co dot ComThings, Catalyst Supply goals by Boldie,
Hartman and Carrill, the lone goalby the Los Angeles Kings. Blake Lezotte
of Where Is He From Zacho,we went. But before that, Blake
Lezot went from where is he fromagain? Let me think here, Blake

(38:32):
Lezott went to is that, uhthe Wildcats Chicago Lakes. Yeah, shout
out to Chicago Blake. Good forhim. I mean, I give him
credits. He actually played there.A lot of players in that area leave

(38:52):
as fascinating. True, that isa good point, Blake. I'm not
I'm not hating on Chicago Lakes usuallyhow it works, So give him credit
for that. Zacho, let's startwith you. You're the wild guy,
I am. I also like wildhockey. In the history of the Minnesota

(39:13):
Wild how many times have they hada forty goal scorer in a season?
There is one game to go?Last game is the Thursday night game against
the Seattle Cracking. The Wild hostto crack him. One game to go?
How many forty goal scorers in thehistory of the wild Man? Maybe

(39:39):
once? If that, I'll sayone? Who is it Carill? Where
like last year? Well, Carillhas forty five? This year? Okay,
well, I thought, I don'tknow if you're talking about it's forty
five this year he also scored fourforty seven and twenty one slash twenty two.

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He's also had a forty goal season. Gabrick and Stall each had forty
two, So out of the fiveforty goal seasons in the history of the
Wild, Carill has three of them. Good for him, he's very good.
He has the second most points inMinnesota history this year, behind only
himself when he had one hundred andeight in twenty one and twenty two.

(40:24):
So ninety five this year. Wowman. In one game to go,
the final game Thursday night against theKraken. Hell yeah, they should lose,
but they keep winning and they willmiss out on a shot at the
number one pick, right zecho,Yeah, it's uh yeah, that doesn't
matter. That works, so we'restuck in Yeah, they always are.

(40:45):
What really matters, though, isthis the sun we're all familiar with,
right, ninety three million miles?Are you greater than it? Are you
greater than the Sun? The Sunmakes a sound, but we can't hear
it in the form of pressure waves. The sound sun does make a sound.
The wavelength of the pressure waves fromthe Sun. It's measured in hundreds

(41:07):
of miles, however, meaning theyare far beyond the range of human hearing.
Man, what if it's just likea super no pun intended like a
super hot beat. Yeah, wellyeah, what if it's the beginning of
freakily? That would be so great? Like bead, Pablo was just in
tune with the suns on another levelthe whole time. Maybe that's why during

(41:30):
the total eclipse, that's why thebirds stop chirping and animals stop moving,
is because the beats stops. Rightthis whole time, animals have just been
freestyling and we didn't even know it. And then everybody just pauses until they
hear turned out for what Yeah,and then they just go back to normal

(41:52):
after four or five minutes of thetotality? Did you dance when the totality?
I walked briskly. I'm like,hey, what's up pillow? Great?
If I could hear the sun,I would take Speaking of walking briskly,
Vegas is my yearly reminder, orsometimes four times a year reminder.

(42:17):
I'm an elite walker. You areelite, and people in Vegas are rock
bottom. They have zero awareness aboutpeople behind them. They have no idea
if they're walking six wide that they'reblocking the entire walking path. I'm bobbing
and weaving like I'm playing spy Hunteron Nintendo in nineteen eighty eight. Reference,

(42:37):
and these freaking idiots are just lookat that casino, get out of
my way. Yeah, there werea couple of people and we walked over
here. God, and I'm notthe fastest walker, but there's a couple
people that were at like a snail'scrawl, almost all of them. That's
my point is I am a briskwalker. I walk fast. I basically

(42:58):
have to run, but more importantly, I walk with purpose. I know
where I'm going. I'm paying attention. You're looking at the at d what
okay, zach Man Vegas walker isjust oblivious to anyone else around him,
like that one inside the casino bythe way, like oh yeah, in
between table games, it's they're goingfull bachelor party from you know, from

(43:22):
from wall to wall. You're blockingeverybody's path. Sorry, you're sober.
Everybody else there is drunk or high. Take let them be. No,
I don't buy it, because ifyou go to the State Fair, same
thing. I'm still elite. Hey, walk on the way over to the
the wild pre party that we did. Yeah, they were like it was

(43:47):
like the offensive mind of the DallasCowboys in the nineties that little walking asp
by the construction. They were threewid three wide and no absolutely no awareness.
It was like there's fifteen people behindthem. It was when you could
set up a wall on special teamsback in the day. That's what it
was. It was a wedge.Yeah, it was a wedge. That's
the word I was looking for.What did I do? I went,

(44:09):
Devin has to right right thing?And excuse me, step aside, Let
the man go through, Let theman go through. Great song? Isn't
my atorne of your turn? Ithink it's my turn? Whatever. What
really matters is this, Our solarsystem has a wall. The hello pause,
The region of space in which solarwind isn't hot enough to push back

(44:32):
the wind of particles coming from distantstars is often considered the boundary wall of
our Solar system and interstellar space.What does that mean, Corey? The
boundaries of fandagi. What doesn't thatmean? The second reference to never ending
story? I don't really know whatyou just said. Would your dad know?
One hundred Yeah, my nephew wouldknow. My dad would know.

(44:53):
What isn't your nephew? And likeastrophysic says Jesus, Wow, that's really
smart that's super small. It's crazysmart for him. Man, he should
be proud of that nerd. Hewent to Wisconsin though, Oh well,
but never mind. Oh my dadwent to the U, My brother went
to the You I went to theU. My oldest nephew went to the

(45:15):
U. Smart one says, I'mgoing to Wisconsin. He can't be that
smart, though. Does Madison havelike a very good astrol physicists six program?
One of those? Yeah, stayhere, stay here, stay head
long? Is it my turn again? The NBA Playing Tournament does start tonight.

(45:39):
The Lakers are at the Pelicans atsix thirty, and then the Warriors
are at Sacramento at nine o'clock.So the Lakers Pelicans game is the seven
eight the Warriors Sacramento game is thenine to ten game. If you don't
know how the playing tournament works,the loser of the nine to ten game
is just flat out out. Sowhoever loses the Warriors Sacramento game is out

(46:00):
and does not make the postseason.Whoever wins Advancers to face the loser of
the seven eight game on Friday,and then whoever loses the Friday game is
just out as well. So ifthe Lakers lose. The Lakers and the
Pelicans have to lose both games tonot make the playoffs. The Warriors and

(46:20):
Sacramento, you just lose the firstone and you're out. Then the Eastern
Conference goes tomorrow, But tonight isthe Western Conference seven eight and nine ten?
Would we know the playoff games tomorrow? The Times? You mean?
Yeah? The West? Maybe aftertonight? Yeah, I guess probably tomorrow
because the West is wrapped up today. I don't see why we wouldn't know

(46:43):
the Times, so yeah, Iwould say so. Well, after tonight
the seven seed is locked in,right, because whoever wins the seven eight
game is locked in as they playedDenver, correct, all right, yep,
and then whoever wins the Friday gameis the eight seed and they face
Oklahoma City. Yeah, I thinkI bet we would know by then.

(47:05):
But what really matters is this,Uh, the t rex likely had feathers.
Scientists in China discovered early credit cirruses. It's my cousin's name. It's
my favorite n Parson's project, sobrilliant credit cerrus is you know how I'm

(47:29):
not looking at the word you're tryingto read, and I don't even know
if I would know how to connounceit. I just know you didn't pronounce
it correctly because credit soruses cannot becorrect. Kratosauruses, how do you spell
it? C R E T Ac E O U s crater sauruses.
It doesn't matter. Well, therewas a Okay, scientists in China cretatious,

(47:51):
cretacious. Thank you scientists, didyou add enough? Scientists in China
discovered early Cretaceous Cretaceous discovered early Cretaceousperiods Trannosaurus skeletons that were covered in feathers.

(48:12):
If the ancestors of the t rexhad feathers, the t rex probably
did too, right, don't theysay that feathers like are what we think
dinosaurs look like? Are like ninetypercent of what they looked And there's some
stand about that, like what wedepict dinosaurs as is not really what they
looked like. They're probably not whoknows. Yah, And they're always learning

(48:36):
again. The only thing that canchange science is better science. So they
learn, and then they stack scienceon top of science. I think they're
more scary with feathers, yeah,right, even if they were flightless,
right raptor right, the fact thatthey look like they might be able to
take off, right, Yeah,that's terrified. It is terrified when they
supposedly, I think I think thescience is that they sounded something like chick

(49:00):
too, so imagine a giant likeGodzilla. But it's just like, oh
my god, mord did you didyou see cong versus scott Zilla yet?
The new one? Oh? Yeah, oh yeah you did. Sorry,
this is the best movie of alltime. Yeah, I can't wait.
Creator, serious, creator serious,creator serious. All Right, you guys,

(49:21):
uh, you guys are doing semiokay on these quizzes. Hey,
let's try this one, all right. Eagles wide receiver Davonta Smith is the
latest to reach the twenty five milliona year club. He signs a three
year extension with the Eagles seventy fivemillion with fifty one million guaranteed, So
he's now making an average of twentyfive million dollars a year right now,

(49:45):
because Justin Jefferson has not signed hisextension. There are four other receivers making
twenty five million dollars or more ayear. Name the other four NFL wide
receivers at twenty five million plus ayear. Tyreek Kill Tyreek Hill is the
most at thirty million a year.His teammate A J. Brown AJ Brown

(50:07):
also makes twenty five. Think aboutthat. They have two twenty five million
dollars a year receiver Crazy AJ Brownand DeVonta Smith. There's two others,
Jamar Chase, the Raiders wide receiverDeVante Adams a twenty eight million, and
then one that gets forgotten Kevin Cool. One that gets forgotten just because HE'SFC

(50:30):
NFC NFC love Val. Nope,this might give it away, but I'm
willing to give you a hint.Oh is it Cooper Cup because he gets
hurt so often that's frustrating. Butwhen Cooper Cup is healthy, he's still
absolutely and meet. He makes twentysix point seven justin Jefferson and the aforementioned
Jamar Chase definitely going to be inthat group soon but not yet. Yeah,

(50:52):
they're probably going to start their ownthirty million dollars a year close.
But what really matters is this hipbos go on can't swim. Hippos really
do have big bones, so bigand dense in fact, that they can
bear. They are barely buoyant atall. They don't swim. Instead,

(51:12):
they perform a slow motion great song. Oh yeah, yeah, maybe that's
what the sun says. I'm veryconfused because obviously we've all seen those videos
of hippos kind of attacking boats,so they're they're on the top of the
water. They don't swim and insteadperform a slow motion gallop on the river

(51:36):
bed or the seafloor. In fact, hippos can even sleep underwater thanks to
a built in reflex that allows themto bob up, take a breath,
and then sink back down. Weall learn that in Dumbo. You can
see him sleeping underwater. I didn'tknow that, but now I'm still very
confused how they attack boats and things. Then if they're not swimming on the
top, I don't get that.I don't either, because you see them

(51:58):
when they chase boats. It's terrifying, terrifying, terrifying. There aren't they
met? Super mean, they killedpeople like crazy orbs. Yeah, you
don't f with a hippo, especiallyking hippo, oh, king hippo whales.
You just punch him in the gutuntil his pants fall down, and
then you knock him the f out, punch him right in the gut,

(52:22):
right, yeah, right in thegut. His pants fall down, and
you just rock him in the facelike fifteen straight times, and then he
goes down that that game is alltiming, all time, all the time,
and all timing. It's all timing. It's it's it's almost impossible to
beat though close, it's tough.Yeah, it is essentially Guitar Hero before
we knew what guitar Hero was.Right to your point, Sauce, it

(52:42):
is just you have to get thepattern of the song down and then just
learn each boxer's weakness Mike Tyson's punchout all time. When we come back
with you more of what really matters. Martie Gellner joins in like twenty five
minutes, Rosy in an hour.This is the power trip want to show
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(53:10):
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(53:30):
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Barrero should start doing a four twentysegment. That's a good feeling.
Yeah, right, roches, Yeah, just clean into it. Yeah,
how viral would it go? IfMax and Zach got Barrero high on YouTube?

(53:51):
It would be sweet. We shouldjust start a whole YouTube series where
we just me and Zach get highwith someone at the fan. That'd be
sweet. I'm in if you guys, could I just adzact this out there?
I'll ask you guys, if youguys could smoke with anybody at the
fan, what's your what's your dreamsmoking partner? That's a very good question,

(54:14):
Abbo. Does it have to besmoking or can we just do gummies?
Can you do gummies too? Idid the old smoking thing. I
just hate the smoke in my lungsfeeling. I'd rather just get high without
dealing with the actual smoke. Ican totally understand that ul Alan, actually
smoking with you would intimidate me becauseit would be like smoking with Snoop or
Willing else. I mean, Ifeel I'm gonna I feel like I'm gonna

(54:37):
get judged. I'm gonna get outsmoked by a billion right, Yeah,
you're gonna fall asleep. It's likewhen Sauce worked out with Greenway and lib
what are we doing? Hold on? Yeah, person's on a different level
than right, So I gotta findsomebody that's at least in my ballpark.
Well I think I can outsmoke.Yeah, oh yeah, that'll be the

(55:00):
dead last of people that I couldimagine getting high at the Van Ron Johnson
uh Norda would be fun. Ronwould never pass the The blunt would go
out three, four, five,six, seven times before you actually finished,
because Ron would start a story andnever stop it and not pass the
blunt. Hey, Ron, yourthoughts? What impression of me high?

(55:24):
Yes? Doing fanline? Are youdoing that this year? Who knows?
I never know. That's right aroundthe corner. It'll probably be like last
year where I do like five.You know. The funny part about Viking
Season go on is it's going tobe here before you know it. And
I know, like you don't wantto wish time away, and you don't
want to wish the summer away.But like they report to training camp in

(55:45):
like three months. They started voluntaryworkouts yesterday, right, crazy like training
camp if you brought it up threethree months ago, you go, that's
a half plus year away. It'sthree three months from right now. Teams
will have gone or what's it called, started training camp. The teams that

(56:09):
play in the af or the Hallof Fame game will have started training camp.
It's not that far away. Theyreally perfected just the three sixty five
NFL News psychlic We haven't gotten theschedule yet. When is that coming out?
I think a month from now.Justin Jefferson did not report Monday to
the Vikings voluntary workouts. You're evenremotely freaking out. He did not report

(56:31):
to any of them last year either, and again he was in long term
negotiations last year that didn't work out. Hopefully they figure out something this year.
But so no reason to freak out. These are voluntary, not involuntary.
But what really matters is this.Bananas are radio active due to being

(56:52):
rich and potassium. Every banana isactually slightly radioactive thanks to it containing the
nat isotope potassium minus forty. InterestInterestingly, your body contains around sixty milligrams
of potassium, meaning you're around twohundred and eighty times more radioactive than the

(57:14):
banana already is any excess potassium minusforty you gain from a banana is excreted
out within a few hours. Howlong are you gonna talk? I don't
know. I'm just round science facts. How many elements do we believe Sauce
can name? But if I saidover under eight and a half? Can

(57:38):
he go over eight and a halfunder? Because I think you'll get frustrated
after like five? Yeah, Idon't. I don't know. I say,
I'll say, can I say rightat eight? Eight on the nuts,
I'm gonna say eight, I thinkSaucy can do it. Zach,
you're going under. Yeah, I'mgoing under. A matter of fact,

(58:00):
I'm going over. I believe inSauce. I always do. You do
lean towards believing in him, SoI always got your back, Sauce.
I want a happy ending, allright, Just wait until we go to
break. You want to give ita shot? Yeah? Potassium? Is
that one? Well, no,it's on there. I just love that.

(58:23):
And he went to the one thathe just nitrogen. Yeah, oxygen,
hydrogen lead. You're playing all thehits, co Sa, you got
me? You only need three fourmore? Man, wait a minute,

(58:46):
nitrogen, oxygen, potassium lead,Man, Zachly, you might have been
right, No, let is notone. Let is not one. On
the period table, PEB is lead. Lead is one hundred percent see an

(59:07):
anumybe right, it is number isI don't know, but it's peb.
It's all the way down, you'reright, eighty two, it's all the
way there. You go. Let'sgo, and he's at five or six.
I'm on, Saucy, did youremember that because peb is peanut butter.
Correct? Yes, hydrogen? DidI say that? You said hy
hydrogen? Yeah? Uh, let'ssee here, think of shiny thing?

(59:35):
Oh, silver, silver, one, yep, it's gold one? Yeah,
yes, sir. How many isthat seven? Let's go, Saucy,
you got this? Get two more? I'me on now without any hints?
Magnesium? Oh, let's go.Is that eight? I think that's

(01:00:00):
eight? Sweet, I don't knowanymore. At one point in your life,
Corey, could you name all ofthem? No? No, no,
no, no, no, noteven close. I yeah, peb
is led. I knew that itwas peanut butter. Man. Uh,
I don't think most people would beable to get that much more than saucy

(01:00:20):
though. No, you hit alot of these, Frankinsonson Murr. Thanks
man. I didn't think i'd getthat, Zach. Honestly, how many
could you? You get a lot? You know that stuff? Gosh,
no, were you high during thattime in high school? I was not
paying any attention because you are correct, I had a gift back in the
day. I knew pretty much whatI was gonna need to know and didn't

(01:00:45):
pay attention to the stuff. Ididn't. I was just too busy talking
to chicks. Same. Yeah,I didn't have time dreaming about peanut butter.
Yeah. I went to school.This will shock none of you.
My senior year. I did notbring a backpack. I was just there
to entertain and it worked barely.A lot of chicks, No, but

(01:01:06):
I talked to a lot of them. Been there, brother, my tailor
friends. Yeah, what time isthe lunopen? Thank you? Soue falls.
You want to go to Derrek Queenand get a chicken strip basket?
No, okay, just I'll ridewith shod Oh god man, my turn.

(01:01:32):
I don't think so. Vikings tightend TJ. Hockinson not happy about
the low hit that ended his season. That was a Lion's safety Kirby Joseph
in Week sixteen, think about this, he said, he would have preferred
a concussion to that major knee injury. Probably not good when you're going,
please give me a brain injury.He said, I'd be out two to
three weeks is instead of like youcan tell how mad he was, and

(01:01:54):
he even said, like he playedwith that guy, but he's like and
then a week or two later ithappens to Higbee, I'm the same hit.
So no definitive timetable for TJ.Howkinson, but they're hoping for a
September or October return. Yeah,that we'll see. What really matters though,

(01:02:14):
is this hold on? All right? Starfish don't have bodies. Along
with their echoderms thick sea or chinsand sand dollars, their entire bodies are
technically classified as heads. Oh ohyeamn oh yeah, alright rose technically heads

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yep, okay, uh. Youknow. The Timberwolves take on the Phoenix
Suns in Round one. The firstgame is Saturday. We'll talk to Marnie
Gelner about that in a second.The Wolves are slight favorites in the game,
but they are slight dogs for theseries, which is crazy. But
the Suns have beaten them all threetimes this year in all three games.

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Were double digit wins. Grayson Allenof the Phoenix Suns has agreed to a
four year, seventy million dollar extension. Did you guys know that Grayson Allen,
who got famous for tripping everyone whilehe was at Duke couldn't stop tripping
people, led the NBA in threepoint percentage forty six point one percent.

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He was the best shooter in theyear of the year. This year in
the NBA got heard forty six pointone percent. Luke Canard of Memphis was
second at forty five percent. Whowas third, Anthony Edwards, Grayson Allen
of the Sons, number one,Luke Canard of Memphis number two. Number

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three was Jordan mcgluck, Steph Curry, No, Mike Conley. Mike Conley
forty four point two percent. Bythe way, Bradley Beal of Phoenix was
sixth, So they have two ofthe top six in terms of percentage.
Yeah, this is the worst matchup, right Maxwell, Yeah, it's a
pretty bad matchup for them. TheWolves are going to have to find a
way to just keep up with theSun's speed on the outside. It's gonna

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be a lot of perimeter shooting,and it's gonna be tough because they got
to they got a rim protector aswell, and the khich is a pretty
pretty damn good defense. I canask you guys, just a philosophical question.
I'm not being pessimistic. I thinkthe Wolves are gonna put up a
giant fight here. I hope theywin the series. I think they can
win the series. But just outof curiosity, what happens if they get

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swept? Let's just let's just dreamfor a second in the wrong way.
If the Wolves have the season theyjust had, and then the Phoenix Suns,
who are three and zero against themand they've been definitive wins, sale,
let's say they just rock us andwe get swept. What happens from
top to bottom? And you justbrought up the ownership issue a problem,

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Let's go from ownership that to GMto head coach, because I believe Connelly
has an opt out right he couldget out of here if you want,
yeah, to the to the Bigthree. What happens top to bottom if
it's a sweep. Anybody have ahot take? I just I can't ask
Marni deck questions. I also seethem still running it back. I don't
I think there would be some changes. I think they. I just think

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because like, what kind of theonly big big thing. I mean,
if Tim Connley chooses the Wolves arenot going to get rid of Tim Connelly
because he's proven to be a greatYeah, but when he wants to leave,
I could see him. I couldsee him doing that, maybe after
a sweep, but especially with allthat Yeah, I'm sorry Rose, with
all the ownership drama and stuff likethat. But I fell on the only

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big, big, big thing theycould do because Chris Finish, I think
he's also proved himself. He's earnedhimself another year or two. He's one
of the best coaches the States everhad. He's safe. So the only
real big thing they could do,which is the same thing we talk about
every off season, is possibly moveCat, which I don't think that.
Which I also think though, iswhen the Rummers stuff came out about how

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Alex and Mark were going to lowergo beyond or under the luxury tax that
I would bet included trading Cat.I could I could see them doing that.
I don't think that they should.I think cats this year has been
one of the best, if notthe best, of his Cat's career,
but this might be the hottest timeto trade him though, Yeah, exactly,
and if they get a lot back, and just because if they do

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get swept, they wouldn't they mightfeel the pressure to make a big sweeping
change. But I can, honestly, I can see them running it back
no matter what. Yeah, uhyeah, it'll be interesting. They're not
gonna get They're not gonna get swept. They're two good of a thing though
either. I'm just saying, whatif they have to win on Saturday?
Saturday is a must win, Zachor have to it's a half to yeah,

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right, so they really got towin on Saturday. They must.
It's a must win, right,It's a have to. It's not a
muss. I mean they can comeback. They're good team. They're good.
They're good enough where we're not theunderdog here. I mean, I
know technically we are, but likewe're not. I mean, we're gonna

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the Wolves. They got this.We're gonna get to the second round.
You're on your hey sauce, Yeah, daddy. On November seventh of twenty
twenty two, Yeah, I knowyou said you tweeted Can Finch, I
was talking about birds. I don'tstand by that anymore. You don't stand
by that, all right. Twodays later, on November ninth of twenty

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twenty two, you tweeted, fireFinch, I don't stand by that anymore.
Again, he was just talking aboutbirds. He was just he was
hanging out with Glenn Taylor. Hepashed away. How about almost a year
ago, on February twenty fourth oftwenty twenty three, you tweeted, are
the Wolves tanking? Fire Finch.I've about had it, but gee,

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I don't stand by that. Hewas watching a World War two movie.
It was the unit was called theWolves. Yeah, thank you, sach
or Max or whatever your name.Thank you. No, I don't stand
by that anymore. I don't wanthim fired. I should not want people
to come on the shof or onthe station fired. I'm sorry about your
career, all right. All youdo is tweet about Finch. Check this

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out. Then you said if you'rein a pinch, call Finch. I
stand by that. I'll stand byyou. I stand by that. One
even used of Cord. They're thebest fantastic Finch Home Solutions dot Com is
the absolute best. I will dothe news in a second. We'll ask

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Marnie some of the questions We werejust pondering, like what happened? If
the Wolves get swept, how badis this matchup? Can we beat the
big three of the Phoenix Suns.Marnie says Yes. More with Marnie Gellner
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