HR. 1 - Bernie at the Bank

The guys talk about a disturbing story out of Brazil, Zach Halverson talks about the end of the Arizona Coyotes

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Saucy, we got of course youand I Hi, Hi Daddy. There's
Max and Zach hey Fellow and Lieberwill be here in about an hour because
we are one week away from theNFL Draft. I know the two of
you are doing a mock draft podcastright after the show, right after his
uh phone call with the Twinsies live. Yeah yeah correct? Where is that

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being posted? Pile drip on theit can be or the Vikings channel channel.
Yes, Zacho seems sad again.I'm so actually, oh my god,
that don't get me. You gotgo every day It's like I'm fine,
I'm doing great. I just wantto sounds like it. Okay,
everybody's doing great. I just don'twant to make sure you're own I'm doing

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good. So you're gonna post thatpodcast on some channel after this whatever.
Listen the Vikings channel, I Artradio. Okay, people will find it.
It'll be great. Yeah. Uhso Bett'll be here at six thirty.
He'll be here for a couple ofhours. And then I wasn't here
when you guys met Parker Fox forthe first time. But Parker's gonna come
in at eight o'clock. You saidhe was a super nice guy. Yeah,
Parker's Oh yeah, you weren't here. I wasn't here that day.

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I think I was great Norway orsomething. He's really good on the radio.
So Parker Fox will be here foran hour, and then we've never
had Mike and Norry on, butthe Wolves and the Sun square off on
Saturday, and the Wolves are like, hey, you want to talk to
Wolves assistant coach Mike and Nory.He's kind of a cult sensation because of
his He's funny in between quarter onthe court interviews on Bally's Sports North.

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Yeah, people seem to like that, dude. So I said yeah,
let's go. You don't normally havethe sports phone call interviews, but we're
doing it today right back, becausethe game is two days away. Yes,
sir, Kenoy's kind of like ourown ted Lasso almost like he's got
he's got a bunch of quota bules, he's got the he's got the accident,
he's got he's the media guy forthe for the Timberls front like coaching

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staff. Yeah, he's great.So that's at a thirty And as you
just noticed, I didn't mention Tommyyeah texting me last night about he's got
some long car ride yeah named Sam. Oh oh, yeah you do.
That's funny. That's in a month, right, are you prepared? Almost

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there? You're going Philly to lain about a month. Uh yeah,
almost there? There you fly toPhilly right correct? All right, So
fly to Philly Friday, the twentyfourth of May, and what are your
stops? Uh, Pittsburgh that night. That's going to be a long day.
That's gonna that's gonna suck. Butget up, go to drive to

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Indianapolis the following day and Saturday forthe totality. For the totality there,
we're gonna do another one. Oh, they're having another eclipse. Yeah,
they bumped it up. Well,you know it's it's Indianapolis. You gotta
you gotta have it there again.And then Indianapolis five hundred on Sunday and
then leave for Kansas City and Monday, do the show that morning and Tuesday

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morning from Kansas City. Then we'regoing to Colby, Kansas, just God's
Country. Really, that'll be fun. Hopefully we'll have enough internet and if
we do, I'll be able todo the show from there. Otherwise I'll
just I guess I have to callin or something if they have plam lines.
This is Wednesday. Now he's gonealmost to a ten days total or
something. So Tuesday Crazy, Tuesdaymorning, Kansas City. Wednesday morning,

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I'll do the show from Colby,Kansas. Thursday is Denver, Colorado.
Thursday morning, I might check outthe Rockies Guardians game the night before that
if I get into town. Andit still blows my mind a little bit
though, that you only get acrossone state that entire day from like basically
Kansas City, Missouri, but stillit's on the border of Kansas and then

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you only get to Colby, Kansasby the end of the day. Put
the pedal down. Yes, gowhat are you doing? Yes? Drive
faster? Are you trolling for winter? What are you doing? I mean,
how far could it? How longdid it take to get across the
entire state of Kansas? Way toolong? Really? Oh yeah? What
is it? Six seven hours?More than that? Maybe more than that.
Again, I want to make itclear. I have to get up

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and do everything that I have todo for my Just go go drive faster.
No, I'm being safe for yougoogling it's us how far it takes
or how long it takes. It'sfive and a half hours from Kansas City
to Colby, so a whole dayof driving for half hours. Put the
pedal down. And then the problemis, of course, is after Colby

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there's like nothing, not that thereis much Colby anyway, but four hundred
and ten miles from the eastern edgeto the western edge. So that's uh,
that's a but still five and ahalf hours plus stops and everything.
And then Denver and then rich Field, Utah. That sounds great. Rich

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Field, Utah, which is acouple hours south of Salt Lake City.
I love the people that when wego, when we go all the way
back and they say this is justa vacation. This sounds awful awful.
Yeah, and it's expensive as hell. Zach has to pay for everything,
which is why he's been baiting peopleto veno and money or do cameos and
stuff. I get it. It'sbasically ten days of his life and he's

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going to be by himself until hismom meets him in California when his trip
is over. Yeah. I willbe my seventy almost the entire way it
goes. It starts, I believein like Maryland, but it joins up
in Pittsburgh is where I will joinit, and I'll be a nice seventy
basically the same freeway until Richfield,Utah. And then I go to Las

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Vegas, get there on Friday afternoonevening before I drive to La on the
following So it'll take me essentially aweek, and but I'll get there.
God bless. Is there any partyyou pump for this? It's going to

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be an advanture. Yeah, Imean young enough to where it should still
be fun. I'm proud of becauseI mean it took me I think two
three weeks to really of Google mappingand just constant like and this is I
mean plan I think seven or eightin terms of cities I'm stopping in.

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But I'm proud of this this I'mhappy with the plan. Not proud,
but happy with it because I'm doingsome cool things along the way. Like
I said, you know that thefive hundred. I'm hoping to get to
that Rockies game if I get intown in time, because that place is
sick. I've heard it sweet andyou don't get to see, uh,

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get to see some places that Ihaven't seen before. I didn't want to.
You could have taken away down likethrough Texas and New Mexico and Arizona
and everything places I haven't been before, but I thought it would be probably
better if I save the exploration forsomething where I'm not you know, Yeah,
you want that diagonal line from Philadelphiato Los Angeles to be as straight

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as possible. If you're going,if you're scooping low and going all the
way through Texas and New Mexico andArizona, you're definitely going out of your
way, yeah, because I meanI kind of gone through like Oklahoma City
like it. Really the veering pointis Saint Louis, So it's either go
towards Oklahoma, or just keep goingthrough Kansas City. Been to Saint Louis

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in the past. I've never beento Saint Louis. Okay, you will
be so underwhelmed by I've never Thearch is such a waste of time.
We'll see the depending on where weare on that Monday, how much I
care enough to stop right, there'snothing to see, just keep driving.
I just I'm like, it's youknow, it's a Marricana. I mean,

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I guess you kids, you guysdo it for the gram. You're
gonna have to get out and takea picture to them, which, by
the way, that's a that's anotherproblem in Vegas again. Man. I
was walking across some of those pedestrianbridges last week and it was like four
or five of these very scantily cladfemales, which God bless them, good
for fun, just doing and withlike some ugly dude who's taken the photos.

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Personally, it would like to haveseen it the other way around,
and it's never the other way around, because you know, for some reason,
attractive men don't need to take theydon't and vice versa. But yeah,
they're doing the whole like you know, the I don't know, the
peace double peace sign one. They'redoing it for the GRAM and we appreciate
it. Ch I'm sick. No, it's good, but not screaming into

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the clouds. Uh what was it? What was it? What did it
say? Yeah? It was aPassenger Van I saw on this morning on
the way in a big Passinger Vanin like cursive letters in the back.
Uh, slut mobile. WHOA.I didn't know that was a thing I
was at, but I didn't tellyou guys. I got my license.

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I didn't know Chris was back intown. But apparently he's driving back through
the cities the old slutmobile. Yeah, to take the slutmobile from Philadelphia,
La. Oh, that's not abad idea. Save the money in the
hotel. Sleeping a slowmobile. Yeah, always sleeping the slutmobile. Always.
Well, your car is the slutmobile? Ye, pretty much, especially when
it drives out on the lake.Yes, good time. Did you guys

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see the freaking video I must havebeen tweeted at a billion times? Did
you guys see the freaking video ofthe gal who took the dead body to
the bank? Yes, and wecan. Oh, dude, you gotta
zone. So it's on TMC sodude dies, and a couple hours later,
this gal brings the body to abank and truly weekend at Bernie's him

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right, has him in a wheelchairand tries to act like he's just really
weak and wants to sign some kindof a piece of money over to her.
I don't know if it was aloan or like just here, here's
a check. Either way, shewas trying to get him to sign off
a bunch of money. Hey,you gotta see the video. He's deader

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than house. Yes, it doesn'tlook weak. He looks dead. He's
dead. They weakensa than her.It doesn't. It almost doesn't look real,
right, he looks so lifeless.It sounds dumb because he's dead.
He's so lifeless. It looks likea mannequin. It looks like he's rubber.
I was thinking the same thing,like, it looks like a crash
down here. It does you almostlike my skepticism was like, is this

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whole thing fake? But everybody's it'sSome of the video is quote so graphic
because it's a dead body. There'sa lot of sites now that won't show
it to you unless you have toclick on it. But for the first
wave. When that was on socialmedia, it was just straight to the
video. Disgusting. It's gross,and she's lifting his hand and holding onto

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his head almost like are you okay? Just you got this signing this?
It's like, what did you getaway with it? I mean I don't
think so. I think everybody knowsnow you have her name, yeah,
I mean everybody knows now that shebrought a dead body to a bank.
She was arrested as does it wasin Brazil. Terrifying. Oh yeah,
yeah, this was a maybe shewas getting in line from when the Packers

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played there. That's something somebody fromWisconsin would do the dead body round for
a loan. I don't think theyhave that kind of ingenuity. Yeah.
I don't think they have the Internetyet. I don't think they have wheelchairs,
right, I mean you could propthem up on a four wheeler.
Yeah, good point, very goodpoint. What a terrifying video. Disgusting.
Yeah, just just no color inhis body either, just like absolutely

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lifeless, no regard for it,like, no regard for human right,
like right, yeah, literally literallylike she doesn't give a rip, like
she's she saw her uncle die andthen just saw it as an opportunity.
That's but I truly don't think youknow, you know, you always say
that kidnappers almost like it's almost never. Maybe it's not almost never, but

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whether it's premeditated or just opportunity,right, whether it's I'm going to specifically
kidnap that kid, that's option Aor option B, is just hey,
nobody's around, I'm just gonna grabthis kid, right this, I would
bet a ton of money. Thiswasn't just my uncle died, Well I
should, oh you know what,maybe I should just take him to the

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bank. My guess is this waspremeditating and this guy was waiting for Uncle
Frank to die so she could dothis. He dies during open bank hours.
I'm wheeling his ass straight to thebank. And maybe Frank was a
terrible person and he deserves all this, but he probably wasn't. Two nos
disgusting. I don't know why Ikeep calling him Frank. He's Brazilian.

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I doubt his name was Frank.I mean maybe Bronco. Yeah, it's
not a zero. He kind ofhas a zero right there, well now,
but not four days ago. Yeah, and then say his name was
Paulo. Can you imagine if itwas Bernie. Yeah, that'd be great
if his name was Bernie. Andwhat if it was the trailer for Weekend

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at Bernie's three and that's how itstarted, or it was just promo for
Bernie Day at the Saints, likehe flew all day with Bernie's. Yeah,
he crew to Brazil just to dothe promo. Man, do you
think in Terry Kaiser's will it says, could you just wheel me around for
a couple of days before you buryme? I? Sure, hope,

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I mean, I'm sure. Thelawyer is asked, are you sure you
don't want that to happen? Doesn'the? If Cherry Kaiser gets buried and
it's an open casket, don't youdress them as Bernie? It'd be the
most epic funeral of alter. Yeah, you canna ask him. We can't
ask him, we're going to meethim. An awkward question to ask,

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Yeah, very awkward. But whata great bit that would be to be
buried as Bernie. Yea. Whenpeople come up and say their final goodbyes,
they have to question whether or notyou're alive, because you might just
be coked out of your mind andsleeping. Yeah. Yeah you also,
Yeah, what a great film italso might laugh a little, like that's

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the whole point. Yeah, thatwould be funny, light in the mood.
You're dead, like if that's howyou went, and then we buried
you in like the Bernie outfit.Yep, don't care. I'm dead,
I have will have no way ofknowing. Do whatever you want whatever I
mean, I don't care. Imean, don't piss off my girls,
but I don't care. But I'mnot gonna care. I'm dead. What
if after the funeral somebody we soldyour body to somebody who wanted your body?

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What do I care? You wouldn'tcare, You don't care, therefore
I am so I don't. Iwon't be able to think. I won't
be able to care what I Whateveryou are and who knows where that'll be
when you die, wherever you go. If you're watching your body just get
wrapped, just get destroyed, somebodyjust wants to do the sex to your
dead Poddy. What if Ted Bundy'slong lost son is like, I'll take

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that, and then somebody's like,you can have it. He didn't want
to be buried anyway, here yougo, then slumps it over his shoulder
and then just takes it to sight'sunknown just starts going to town. I
would still argue if I have nowfound out that there is in fact an
afterlife and I'm a part of itno matter where I am in the afterlife.
Yeah, I have a few ideaswhere you're saying, I have a

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couple of guesses as well. Probablyif I if I exist in an afterlife
for eternity, and I'm like,whoa, all right, didn't think I
was going this direction. If Igot to watch my body being ravaged by
Ted Bundy's long lost son, Iwould be fascinated the whole experience. It's
like, this is attorney, let'sgo. I got I got nothing else

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to watch, right, Yeah,I have the rest of attorney to watch
something. I might as well watchmy body being ravaged by Bundy's long lost
son. And I'm gonna guess whereyou're going, that's where he is,
and he's gonna show up, puthis arm around you, and go that's
my boy. Yeah. Yeah,absolutely, Yeah. There's a lot of
dads in hell. Yeah, correct, Hell's full of dads. Ells full
of dads. Copyright George Carlin.More of The Power Till Morning Show after

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Your World unleashed, Hey, Saucy, Yeah, brother, where'd you put

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that Kaitlyn Clark bit? It's intoday's audio. It's four eighteen to today's
audio, it's Caitlyn Clark, andthen it's four eighteen twenty four, and
then it's just awkward. God thatwas Oh my god, it's so crity.
Yeah, it went viral yesterday.So Kaitlyn Clark, Zach, can
you find that? While I'm settingthis thing up. Kaitlyn Clark was getting

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her introductory press conference with the IndianaFever and answered some questions, took some
questions, and then Greg Doyle,who's a name actually I've heard of,
right, He's you've probably seen himon Twitter a bunch. He's a journalist.
Your name, I've heard. Hedid the heart sign you know,

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the whole generation of kids now doesthe put their hands together and make the
heart. Yeah, you make theheart signal with your hands. He did
it to Taylor or to Taylor,he did it to Caitlin, which,
by the way, is already awkward. Mid Yeah, Mid question, you
are a grown man trying to like, I don't even understand that part.

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I just think that's such a weirdthing to do. It's not about you
anyway. He does the the heartsign to Caitlin and then that's when the
audio starts ACU ready yeah, okay. So he does the heart sign and
then she says this, Hi,Caitlyn, Greg Doyle indie star, real
quick, I let me do this. You like you like that? I

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like that you're here. I likeI do that in my family after every
game. So okay, well we'llstart doing it to me and we'll get
along just fine. So question isyou all right? So that's that's the
moment that just went and viral andeverybody wants some cancer O. I don't
know if we need him canceled,but man, that was just the definition
of cringe. You're a grown mandoing a heart sign to a kid,

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right, because she's still a kid. She's what twenty one or two,
right? And then he says,if you start doing that to me,
we're gonna be okay. It's like, what what a weird? So he
did go on Twitter and say like, look, I you know that was
admittedly super cringey. I'm really sorry. That's not what I intended. I
don't even think he's lying. Idon't think he intended it to be that

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cringey. But god dang, isthat creepy and weird weirdo. It's just
super weird, Like he wouldn't hewouldn't do that if he was interviewing Kevin
Durant. No chance, no chance. No, it's just uh yeah,
it's just super awkward because like you'rein a you're in a large group of
people. This is a huge dealfor the WNBA. This is the biggest

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star they've had in a long time. There's a lot of huge stars in
the WNBA, but this is thenewest one. Right, It's like the
biggest press conference PROBA the Indiana Feverhas ever had. Right, people are
pumped their jerseys. Her jersey's alreadysold out. They're having trouble restocking it.
And not only that's not like,hey, Greg, you get the
last question, it's like six minutesinto the conversation. It's just a weird

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thing to do. You know.The other thing I've noticed about Caitlin Clark
and this is I thought this waseven super apparent on Saturday Night Live when
she made the cameo on Weekend Update. She's crazy confident when it comes to
being in the media. She isfearless. She's not your normal twenty two
year old, like, I'm justhappy to be here and I don't know
what is quite happening. I'm overwhelmed. She is so confident that when he

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did the hard thing, she's like, oh, you like that. She
wasn't afraid, like, oh,thank you, this is so cute,
Like, I don't know how torespond. She was like, already,
you can tell. Her guard waslike, I don't quite understand what you're
doing. I don't know what you'redoing. You're doing this to me,
what are you doing? I don'tthink you can shake her. So I
think he's a little lucky she didin MFM a little bit more. Yeah,
she could have made it a lot. She put her on it,

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and she's capable of it, andshe's confident enough to do that. And
as we've been talking about Kaitlin Clarkfor the last couple of days, because
of the WNBA draft ratings were throughthe roof. Clearly the NCAA tournament ratings
were through the roof. She killedit. On SNL last week when she
did the Michael j roast. Thatwas hilarious. Now Caitlin Clark on the
brink of an eight figure deal withNike, Wow and getting her own signature

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shoe. According to sources, Ithink through the Athletic, Adidas and under
Armour also made Caitlin Clark offers.So eight figures saucy that is at least
ten million. That's great. Idon't know if it's twenty or thirty or
forty or fifty or sixty, butit's at least ten million dollars. Good
for her man So I know herWNBA salary is just pennies compared to what

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she's worth. But she's going tomake millions everywhere else. And that's maybe
why the ice Cube offer is goingto get dismissed so quickly. This was
a five million dollar offer to goto that the Big three. Yeah,
she's gonna make so much more fromNike and gatoraded, State Farm. The
first person or whatever the hell aftershe was drafted, like hugged was Jake

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from State Farm. He was atthe like became's at everything? How is
he? How is he? So? I mean, I get the commercials
everybody sees the commercials. But he'slike legitimately famous. He's at every event
court side and like dapping people uptoo, like he's cool with everyone.
I think that guy makes a yeara five five million. Oh, I
bet he's in every commercial. Ibet he makes good money salary. How

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much does Jake from State Farm make? G Jake from State Farm commercial is
the best commercial of all right,where this guy didn't exist, of course,
because Jake from State Farm was justover the phone. But the concept
of oh, well it's Jake fromState Well, he sounds hideous. What
is he wearing? Such a goodbit. That's one of the greatest commercials

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ever. It's this one says hissocial media network with those over two million,
right, and then he gets aroundwhoa podcast out out to Jake,
but he gets around ten to fifteenk for the ads each ad. Yeah,
so this thing says the things whateverthat is reports that the man behind

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Jake from State Farm makes between twohundred thousand and five hundred thousand a year
for his work with State Farm.That figure includes not only his appearances and
commercials, but also his work onsocial media and public events. The point
is between Max's quick Google search.In mind is you're probably not going to
get an exact number because that's mostlyprivate. It's not like he's a professional
athlete. Even this is his estimatednet worth isn't confirmed at this point though.

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If you search through the Internet foreven a ballpark figure, you'll see
amounts ranging from five hundred thousand toupwards of seven million. My god,
So either way he's probably a multimillionaire. Yeah, just from being Jake from
State. Well, what's Flow fromprogressive work? Then no, it has
to be more. She's got tobe in the same ballpark. She's been

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doing it longer, and she's notworth more, but she has a she
has an eight figure deal with Nikecoming brilliant. Didn't our our guy Spencer
say that like Flow was on theverge of quitting acting sure and then she
took that last read and then gotit? What do you think Jared Fogel
was making? Oh boy, Ishould have asked him when I met him.

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Oh, multiple times I met thatguy. Seems like a nice guy.
He's making sweet love in prison.I know that he's getting sweet love
made to it? Right? Howis he not dead? This is Jerry
Sandust six million for flow. Itsays as of twenty twenty million. Good
for her. Hmm not a year, right, Uh no, this one

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says a million a year. Butthis one's sounds more believable. Estimated net
worth of six million, man,good for her and probably free insurance.
Yeah, for life. Yeah,that's got to be part of it.
Anybody know how long before Fogel's out? What Jesus, I'm not getting lunch,

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friend, I'm just asking. Imean, he got what does he
got? Twenty years? Fifteen years? What did he get sentenced to?
I mean, he should be dead. I don't know. Man, did
he give you his number? Notext? It was fifteen years and that
was what four or five years ago? Yeah? I think it was twenty
fifteen. It's oh geez, eventhat long ago? Was it? Really?

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He gets fifteen years of eighteen months, so he'll believe. Did he
start I think twenty fifteen, sohe's been in for nine years. Yeah,
they reached a deal August twenty fifteen. He's been in jail for eight
or nine years. Yeah, hewas right July seventh, twenty fifteen.
Honestly, he probably is getting outsoon, and which is terrified. Good

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behavior. He was this seemed likea nice guy. I hope the day
he walks out he gets hipped bya car. That would be so great.
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a lot of stuff today, Sodo I Can I start with something quick?

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Sure? Former LSU quarterback Jaydon Danielsis scheduled to have dinner tonight with
Vikings, Brass and Baton Rouge.According to our guy, to Pillicero,
who will join us tomorrow at sevenpoint fifteen, it's a good place for
brass have dinner well played. Haveyou ever been there, Zacho, No

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either. What are they having?Probably Cajun food? Yeah, Max?
So you ever been to New Orleans? No? I really want to go,
though I've heard it's awesome. It'sa hell hole. I've never been,
and I don't I'd never Max.You would have the best time,
though, Yeah, anywhere that yousay as a hell hole, I feel
like that I would have a goodtime. But I love New Orleans.

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It's just no thanks. A nightmarefor where you're at right now in life.
Well, I just don't care anymoreright for sure. But when I
was going a lot in my twenties, I've been there like five times,
four or five. It is anightmare for females. It's kind of a
dude's paradise. There's casinos, there'sstrip clubs, there's bars, there's chicks
flashing you on the street. It'sdangerous as hell. Every alley is pitch

(29:57):
black. I'm talking totalent, Zach. There's not a glimmer of light.
If you look down the street,you're like, am I walking into the
abyss. They don't have street lightsor off a canal or off of a
Bourbon Street. You go one blockoff and you are in a black hole.
Sounds horrible, it's terrifying, butit's a blast. The NBA has

(30:18):
banned Johntay Porter for life. Wow. You know when you're growing up and
they say bet on yourself, believein yourself. I guess that's not the
case in the NBA. An investigationdiscover that he had disclosed confidential information to
betters bet on NBA games while hewas playing in the G League, intentionally
limited his participation in at least onegame where he was telling people that basically,

(30:44):
hammer the under. I'm not goingto shoot any threes. I'm not
going to score any points. Hammerthe under so much so do you see
the details on the one big bet? Uh? Yeah? He told a
known sports better about his own healthstatus for the March twentieth game. This
is the one that really sent upred flags because there was a giant amount
of money on John Tay Porter propbets, right, and these idiots Porter

(31:08):
included, and even this well knownsports better, whoever this guy is,
how do you not know that DraftKingsfan duel bet MGM? They all are
they have algorithms. If all ofa sudden John Tay Porter's numbers are going
through the roof. That's a redflag. Yeah, they get a notification
that this is abnormal. Well,he tells somebody on March twentieth, hammer

(31:30):
the under I'm not shooting threes.I'm gonna play like four minutes because of
my eye. There was a betterthat had an eighty thousand dollars same game
parlay that featured all of the underson his stats would have paid one point
one million. Well, DraftKings didn'tpay it out because they said this is
a red flag. Yeah. Porter, though also placed at least thirteen bets

(31:53):
on NBA games using someone else's accounts. Here's what I think is funny about
that. It was a total fiftyfour thousand dollars and he had a net
winning of just under twenty two thousand. The bets ranged from fifteen dollars to
twenty two thousand dollars. Oh god, And one of the parlays, even
though I believe this is when hewas in the G League still, but

(32:15):
one of the parlays had the Raptorsto lose. Not good? What not?
An idiot brother of a Nugget starMichael Porter junior of course, and
he makes thirty six million dollars ayear. Even though John tay Porter has
only made a handful of millions inhis career, his brother's making two hundred

(32:35):
million, right, Which what anidiot? How you threw your entire life
away? Right from the time you'rebasically tall enough to start dribbling a basketball,
you get to the NBA, whichis not easy, and you're not
a star, but you're in theleague and you're making like a million a
year in the past. I thinkhe had a three year, six million
dollar dealer at something at some point. So he's made a couple of million

(32:59):
and you throw it away for netwinnings of twenty one thousand dollars. And
I don't know his relationship with hisbrother, but I know my relationship with
my brother. And if my brotherwas making one hundred and seventy nine million
dollars over five years, I'd go, hey, dob, times are getting
a little tough. Can you floatme like two million? Right? Like
get the money from your brother.Like I know that not everyr relationship is

(33:22):
like that, and that's not howlife works in the big scheme of things.
But if I if I started gamblingon radio, and my brother was
like, what the hell are youdoing? Why don't you just get the
money from me? Or again,how about let's say you've made after taxes.
Let's say you've made three million inyour career, like Jontay Porter maybe
has something like three million. Howabout I don't know, invest it,

(33:43):
well, yeah, until you haveten or fifteen million, and then if
you want to gamble fifty four thousanddollars, go for it, yeah or
that. Yeah. I just Ican't believe that he bet on himself or
against the Raptors or bet against himself. He broke every cardinal rule. This
guy clearly never read the Pete Rosestory. Right, you can't bet on

(34:04):
the Reds, you can't bet onbaseball. He bet on the Raptors and
basketball and bet against the Raptors.What a dummy? Yeah, banned for
life. So let me ask youthis now, what like, now,
what do you do right? Right? Because now I don't even think where
he was in a position before.He could have just went to Europe or

(34:24):
wherever else they played back If hestill can why, I mean, I
guess if they would have him,why not? He's banned from the NBA
he's not banned from basketball, goplay in Australia. Yeah, yeah,
I wonder. It just depends onif they think it's short it or not.
If David was making one hundred andseventy nine million dollars, I'd just
go live with him and he'd haveno say about it. But giving Jantay
Porter a lifetime ban from the NBAwould be like giving a ninety seven year

(34:50):
old life without parole for murder,you know what I mean. He probably
had a year or two left anyway. Yeah, that's a good point.
He's not very good. It's notlike he's banned for the next fifteen years
because his career was going to lasta decade and a half. Didn't ban
Anthony Edwards, No, exactly.If this was Anthony was banned for life,
that is deva stand. That's hundredsof millions of dollars. He just

(35:14):
caused himself and that would be parfor the course for the Timberwards, Right,
Jontay Porter was making I think undera million a year and was basically
a ultimate bench guy for return onthe NBA world. That's peanuts. It
is peanuts. That's nothing in theYeah, he's basically making league minimum.
They were talking Max. So wetalked about this the other day about Clay

(35:34):
Thompson and how he's just cooked,right, he's not to good, he's
washed. He went zero for tenin their game, and they're talking about
how he could get a contract forthirty to forty million a year next year.
Yeah. Steven A, who's notthe most reliable source all the time,
but is right sometimes. Steven Asaid that he thinks that all thirty
two teams will be interested in signingBlake Thompson. He's terrible, which is

(35:57):
insane, but yeah, get right, and that that that was basic,
you know, like just make thatmoney. And they were talking about how
who was it that's always hurt?It doesn't matter, but just how like
you could be like Lebron. Theywere talking about Zion and Lebron and how
Zion is constantly hurt, and theywere talking about how you watch Lebron who's
forty and is all barely ever hurtfor an extended period of time, is

(36:22):
very good into his forties. Youlook at yourself and you go, I
want to be like that guy?How do I be like that guy?
Will you work your ass off?And they said, there's the majority of
the NBA is just going to go, I don't want to do that.
I'll just make thirty five million dollarsa year and move on, right,
Like, you get six years atthirty five million dollars, that's great money.
NBA money is just's scene next,like back on it. In Nicholas

(36:45):
Batoum, the guy who plays forthe Philly and had a great game last
night. Oh was it twenty twelve? The Wolves offered him a three year,
forty six million dollar deal. He'sthat's nothing. Can he would make
forty six million dollars a year now, Like the money that has changed in
a twelve year period is obscene.It feels like the Wolves tried to get

(37:08):
Nicholas Batum in nineteen ninety two,right yeah, yeah, And that was
well back in when they offered himthat. That's when you still cared about
sports, Yeah, because I wantedhe was like a lot young and upcoming,
and we thought there was still asuper high ceiling for Nicholas Batoum.
He was like this under the radar. You were pumped siversation. I was
like, oh man, I thinkwe're gonna get Nicolas Patum. And now

(37:30):
it's like he's still playing in theleague. I haven't seen him in two
decades. If I had a timemachine, forget going back to see like
the I have a dream speech orsomething like that. I just want to
go back in time to see Coreygive passionate Nicholas Batum taste it. He
was in Lake and I would argueabout the NBA on a nightly basis.
Yeah, right, I just cannotfathom you. Oh, I carried that

(37:51):
much of basketball and he's about todrought. Oh. I cared about all
of it. This job rooted itfor me. I got sick of it.
We'll do more sports A scores andstats after this with what really matters,
and then Sauce will say something elsethat's more interesting. Ben Leber is
gonna be here in like fourteen minutes. He still cares about football and he
knows what he's talking about. We'lltalk to him about the NFL Draft and

(38:14):
much much more after this on thefit All right, time for what really
matters. I'll do scores in stats, and then Sauce changes your life with
something else. Ready, Saucy saucersin, Ready, here we go.
The Orioles beat the Twins four totwo. That is a sweep for the
Baltimore Orioles. The Twins at atwo to one lead and the seventh,

(38:34):
but then Baltimore hit a solo homerun in the seventh and then a two
run walk off home run in theninth by something called Mullins. So the
Twins fall the six and eleven,and that was Baltimore's fifth straight game with
three home runs or more. It'sthe first time they've done that since nineteen
ninety six. Four straight losses forthe Twins. They're off today than they
host to Troy tomorrow. What reallymatters is this. It's funny you bring

(38:59):
that up. The largest piece offossilized dinosaur Pooh discovered is over thirty centimeters
long and over two liters in volume. It's believed to have belonged to the
t rex who discovered it. Hawk'sdad, doctor Ian Malcolm, doctor Dwight

(39:20):
Hockey, and I'm a different pin PhD there is. You said,
thirty centimeters. Yeah, that's notvery long. I mean, yeah,
it isn't. If you're Randy Marsh. What a great episode, ha ha

(39:43):
ha, So good have you seenthat? Maxim? Yeah, it's serious.
I would thought I would have thoughtt rex crap is much bigger than
thirty centimeters. Hmmm, it's stillalmost like along all right, yeah,
but we're talking about a t rexhere. Yeah, that's true. I
do like centimeters. I like tomeasure in centimeters. That sounds everything sounds

(40:06):
so much better. Yeah, Imean it's it's really I mean, fifty
centimeters is that sounds like a lot? Right? Yeah? Like, wouldn't
it be nice, zacho if youcould tell people that you had a seven
point five centimeter one. Yeah,that's average, right, Nope, that's
three inches. That's a lot.That's it my turn. No. Austin

(40:31):
Matthews denied goal number seventy echo inthe final regular season game for Toronto,
so he finishes with sixty nine.Nice, I should have bet you.
I would suggest to Austin you shouldstart with that. He had twelve shots,

(40:54):
that's all, which is the secondmost that he's had in a game
all season long. So he wastrying, he was fire for sure.
Didn't get there. But in thatsame game, Tampa Bay's Nikita Kutrov became
the fifth player with one hundred assistsin a season. So we went thirty
two years without having somebody in theNHL with one hundred assists in a season.

(41:15):
This week we got two of thembecause Connor McDavid earlier this week got
to one hundred, and now Kutarovgets here as well. So who's Kutrov
played for as echo Tampa. Well, that's the point. I mean,
my dad and I were talking onthe way out of the Wild versus Lightning
game that we went to out atTampa about how, like Kutrov is one
of the best players we've seen ina while too, Like he is amazing,

(41:39):
and he just flies under the radar, Like everybody knows McDavid, Edmonton
Kutrov. That's a great question,Saus because most people, Yeah, I
don't know. So he's falling underthe radar, but he could be,
uh, the difference in a verytough playoff series coming up for the Lightning.
About the fact he leave he's theNHL in points with one hundred and

(42:01):
forty four. Again, it's unbelievable. Oh, he's just kind of McDavid
has one hundred and thirty two.Even Nathan McKinnon won thirty eight. So
your NHL points leader, Nikita Kutrov. So the five players now with one
hundred assists or more in a season, or did it once? Lem you
did it once, McDavid has doneit once, Koutrov has done it once,

(42:23):
and Gretzky did it eleven times.What really matters, though, is
this, how many burgers do youthink are sold every second in McDonald's throughout
the world. I don't believe it. That's my bed man. Every second,

(42:46):
I'm trying to think of how manyrestaurants. I believe there are a
couple hundred at least, uh everysecond. How many burgers are sold around
the world. Someone's probably buying oneright now. Well, that's the thing
is somewhere there's a McDonald's open.I'm gonna go at all time. Seventy

(43:07):
five you are correct? Whoa waita minute, seventy five McDonald's every second.
How did you guess that? Holyhell at the heater this year?
Man, I don't know what youare, Zach. I guessed, honestly.
The guess that I was about tosay was five hundred, and I
thought that was low. I wasgonna go with sixty nine, but then,

(43:30):
like we've already had a lot ofsixty sixty nine all the time,
so it was like I had acouple of guests. Whe's that girl?
You guys like McDonnell McDonald's hamburgers?Yeah, man, yeah yeah, good
quarter pounder every once in a while. Uh. The Arizona Coyotes won five
to two over the Oilers. Theonly reason I bring that up is,

(43:52):
uh, that was probably the lastgame we're ever gonna see the Arizona Coyotes
because they are about to be boughtfor one point two billion. The Jazz
owner Ryan Smith expected to buy theteam even as early as today and then
move them the hell the Salt LakeCity, so Arizona. According to sources
the NHL, maybe even Arizona willget an expansion franchise if a new arena

(44:15):
is built within the next five years. But if that doesn't happen, the
Coyotes are gone forever. What willthey be called? Did they know?
You don't know that? That's stillbe Uh. They will be determined in
the weeks and months ahead. Thatwas a tough watch yesterday. I watched
almost the entire broadcast, from pregameto what they allowed us send the SPN

(44:36):
plus to watch the post game.And they love that hockey team. Man,
They just that is a as faras a tortured fan base goes,
that's that's toward the top. They'vehad some horrible owners over the years and
have been toyed around here and there. I'm been forced to go out to
freaking Glendale. It's just it's it'stoo bad. So I hope Arizona gets

(44:58):
get some hockey back because it issurprisingly a popular sport down there. They
have a lot of rinks in thatarea. So on. We had thirty
two teams right now though in theNHL, and that's the most of any
league. Right There's a couple ofleagues that have thirty two. Yep,
it is a nice even number,right, sixteen in each to each conference.

(45:19):
It's hard to break that up.So what's the issue they're getting people
to go to the games? Right? Well, they only have a what
five thousand seed arena? Yeah,it's a college arena. Yeah yeah.
And they haven't built a new arenayet. They tried and keeps failing.
So their ownership say so, willthey start another one then? To make

(45:40):
it more so? I think theplan is to it's very Cleveland Browns.
Like I guess is the Arizona Coyota'sname likeness. Their history is going to
stay in Arizona unfortunately with the currentownership, which is not great. But
then Salt Lake City, you willtake that franchise, will take that team.

(46:01):
And then the hulp is the numberkey they keep throwing around, is
five years from now a new arenawill be built and they'll be able to
uh do an expansion deal with withwith Arizona. All right, So if
the Coyotes name stays in Arizona thatI have an idea for the Salt Lake
City name because it sounds a littlebit like Coyotes, but it still has

(46:22):
a little bit of Salt Lake Cityto it. What if it's the Salt
Lake City Cody's, Oh, youlove that shown because they played it mull
at Arena. Cody from Sisters SisterWives kind of has a mullet, right,
he's got that really terrible haircut.Yeah, he's a polygamist. He
lives in Utah, right, yeah, hmm, So it's the Salt Lake

(46:43):
City Cody's it sounds like the Coyotes, little a column, a little la
Columby, let's move on with ourlives. I've got one there. I
don't have the worst ideas. Fourpeople will get and none of you will
get go for it. How aboutthe Salt Lake City Jen Shaws. That's
real housewife she got rest did onthe show by the FBI. That's so
awesome. I still can't believe thatthey have a real house Wives of Salt

(47:07):
Lake City. They do. It'scalled sister Wives. Why not? Why
not? It's a beautiful city.Beautiful like is it really? Yes,
it's a beautiful Salt Lake City isstunning. Yeah, well maybe we'll uh
shoot down there for a while.Versus TBD games Cody, feel like you're

(47:34):
just dealing my idea. No,I had your idea before you brought that
up. Really you piggybacked it.Yeah, piggybacked that's what you piggyback it.
Then it sounds like it's your idea. We did it together. Oh,
of course that's what piggybacking is.Correct. What a douche? What
inside joke? Not you? Yourturns? Your turn? What really matters

(47:58):
is this, Uh, which partof your body does not grow or change
its size as you age? I'llgive you a hint. Your mouth,
isn't your ears? Your ears definitelygrow eyes. Isn't the bit that your
ears grow after you're dead? Especiallyif you're signing bank documentation when you get

(48:22):
wheeled in just hours after you passaway. I think your ears continue to
grow as you get older, butI don't think they grow, probably because
they maybe decays slower than the restof your face, so maybe it appears
that they grow. Have you seenthe video you have the weekend? I
gotta talk about it. You guysshould play it on Twin Cities Live.
It'll hit your demo right between theeyes. Do it during host chat.

(48:45):
Yea, I know, I knowhim. It's it's a tough watch.
It is. I found the one, the uncensored one, too, and
it's even more disturbing. Obviously,just dead or now Maxo? What should
I What keywords should I search?I just typed in dead and bank bank

(49:07):
Yeah, oh no, maybe Brazildead bank Brazil. Yeah. And if
you just go on to if youjust type it in on Twitter too,
you'll see the video, the uncensoredone. Oh, I went, I
went onto the actual Google machine.All right, I'll do that. Yeah,
there you go, dead bank Braziland it's the first one. I
want to see that. Yes,I'm not looking at that. I saw

(49:30):
the blurred out one on t Ithink that was enough. That's enough,
right, It's disgusting, it's it'sterrible. I mean it's now there's a
video out there. I guess OJtry to get this stuff again. Oh,
well, that's not the case,because that's actually what I was going
to bring up next impossible zacho really? Oh. J. Simpson cremated according

(49:53):
to the estate attorney, and nopublic memorial planned. He died last week
at the age of seventy six Apriltent No public memorial, no, oh
socker. I already cleared out myschedule for the day I bought that O
J. Jersey, I did losethat in the shuffle that he died in

(50:14):
Vegas the day we landed in Vegas. He was he died the day we
were there. He died Thursday.No, I thought he died Thursday,
April tenth. It says really thoughtit was Monday. I thought it was
Thursday because it was like right afterthe show. Well the story I read,
yes, April tenth, prostate cancerWednesday, April seventh. Yeah,
I guess it was Wednesday. Man, it was I. We all found

(50:37):
out about it though a week agoto day. Yeah, we found out
Thursday morning after the show. Yes, that's when they announced it. The
family did. Yeah, what wasleft of it? So are all the
reports are true about the NBA?Have you heard that song? Yeah?
Rosie brought that up when we werebecause yeah, wait about what about phones

(51:00):
or anything to like say goodbye tohim? Well that yeah, and then
I heard that they all sign aDA. Yeah, the family had to
sign an NDA when they went togo basically pay their their last respects to
us. As we talked about whenthat was brought up, how long does
an NDA last for a dead person? I think you can make it last
as long as I mean, aslong as it's the estate is the representation.

(51:22):
Yeah, good point. I thinkthat's what we also came up with.
Huh, because the rumors were thathe actually admitted to everything on his
deathbed, which is the reason whythey had to have the NDA. That's
too bad then, But wasn't thebit though that he didn't? I don't
know, but that's the reason forthe NDA, right, don't know,

(51:42):
but yeah, that was the storythat came out over the weekend, is
that there was no deathbed confession,whether it's verbalized or videotaped or recorded in
any way. But who knows,but why are we who cares? We
all know we would have to havehim say it. It would have been
legendary. So he basically just spilledhis guts. Well him, not him.

(52:05):
OK, yeah, I'm going tomiss you next week, all right?
More what really matters after this?Ben Leeber is here. We'll talk
to NFL Draft because look, Ithink Ben, everybody is getting burnt out.
But this is crunch time, soburnt out. We're a week away,
so I can at least ask youif you have any other new thoughts
between now and next Thursday. Thisis the Power Trip, mooning you on

(52:25):
the fan, Betty Sauce of course, Matt all right. Wild News presented
by our friends at Catalysts Supply inCatalysts supply code dot com. They wrap

(52:47):
it up tonight, fellas Seattle atthe Minnesota Wild final game of the season,
right here on the fan at sixo'clock. This year, the Wild
lost more games than they won.They went to thirty nine thirty two to
ten. They face off against Seattle, big step back for them as well.
Last year they won forty six games, made us for the second round

(53:09):
of the the playoffs, but theyonly won thirty three and did not make
it this year. So rough yearsfor Seattle and the Wild, but the
final game for both teams tonight,Marc Andre Fleury agreed to a one year
extension with the Wild. He isthirty nine years old. He's going to
play age forty here with Minnesota.Good for him, Yeah, good for
him, Flury. Now, whatdo you do though everybody says he's a

(53:31):
great. Dude, say, Idon't know what Zacho say. No,
it's great. I mean, he'she's future first ballot Hall of Famer.
He's he is loved, loved insidethe locker room and really just around the
league. And I just think it'sit's really cool. I mean, you

(53:52):
go back to like the days ofyou know, like Jim Tomy playing for
the Twins and like other great playersthat have come here. Brett Farve even
will even throw that in there,like it's it's awesome to have a guy
like of Mark Andre Floury's caliber playingright here in the Twin Cities and you'll

(54:13):
get to see him for another Wildseason. And that's, uh, that's
a very good thing. So veryexcited. What really matters is this,
what is the most widely printed bookin the world. And I'll give you
a clue. It's not the Bible. It's not not the Bible, the
Qur'an. It's a good guess.Nope, it's not a religious text of

(54:36):
any kind. No, then itis Harry Potter. Nope. Oh the
best seat in the house. Yougot it again. How can you give
us a hint without giving it away? Give us kind of like the genre.
It's a catalog, Oh, theFarmer's Almanac. Nope, catalogue Iikeia,

(54:57):
you are correct. Come on.He has over two hundred million copies
of its catalog circulated annually. Thissurpasses the amount of printing the Christian Bibe
printing of the Christian Bible. Wow. Well, even though the last time
I've seen an Ikea catalog, doyou guys get it delivered to your house?
It's in the if you go tolike at a hotel, it's usually

(55:20):
in like the little nightstand if youpull it out. Yeah, well,
it makes sense. The Bible hasJesus and he was a carpenter, and
if you go to Ikea you basicallyare required to be one as well.
Putting together your dresser, Yeah,well said, and you gotta you have
to know just little bits of Swedishto understand it a little bit. Yeah,
and I don't know if there's anycinnamon rolls mentioned in the Bible,

(55:42):
but they're sure as hell are cinnamonrolls at Taikea? Are they reason to
go? Are there really? Oh? Yeah, I haven't been to an
ike in like fifteen years. Thebest part about it, I should go.
I'm gonna go right now. Pleasedo When are they open? Who
cares? Go now? And wait? Oh that's done? Nice? I
want you to have fun. Iwant you to go get cinnamon rolls.
How is that not nice? Theydon't open until ten, So yeah,

(56:06):
go there, which means I couldprobably stay here for the rest of the
show podcasted and do other things andthen still make it to ten percent.
Chance you post the podcast correctly.I mean, it would be nice if
you got it in the right order. It'd be nice if you got all
three hours. But uh, I'mjust I'm being Twitter. I mean,

(56:29):
learn learn the code here and helpdo another person's jabber or I love how
everybody blames Zach when the podcast screwsup. Yeah, and make me smile.
And you gotta wait for mine andBen's podcast to post that then you
can go to Aikia. That's true. How long are you guys gonna go?
Oh yeah, four or five hours? Yeah? Yeah, we'll probably

(56:50):
do at least thirty minutes on everything. Tell about we're doing a seven round.
I'm leaving here about probably three pointthirty four o'clock for Saint Paul's done
by that, then email it tome and I'll post it from the X.
It's sweet. Ben. I reallyreally hope you didn't see this,
because then it would be fun tosee if you guess. Bill Belichick is
going to do some draft content withPat McAfee, which makes no sense because

(57:15):
historically he's a terrible drafter. Yeah, but whatever, he's trying to stay
young and cool. But on profootballtalkdot com they posted a story did you
see this or not? I hopehaven nope. He said. One thing
that teams need to be mentally preparedfor is that rookies are not ready on
day one. Right, don't expecthim to come in guns blazes. It's

(57:36):
a huge transition process from the collegeranks to the pros. Yeah, he
said, There's only been one exceptionin his entire life where on day one
a player was ready killed. Itwas basically the best player the second this
player showed up as a rookie andfor the rest of his career. He
said, there was one exception.Everybody else you have to wait for,

(57:59):
and you think of the one exception. One tricky. It's tricky, but
go ahead, it's true, Okay, Adam Vinettieri, that's a very clever
guess. It's kind of an outof the box guess. Or Richard Seymour.
Here's why it's tricky. It's nota patriot. Oh, it's pre
patriots, like way pre patriots,so like when he was just like an

(58:22):
assistant exactly. That's why it's tricky. But I did like, you're out
of the box, minitary guests.Richard Seymour plays poker all the time,
by the way, big fantasy.Yeah, he's actually like you go by,
Richard and I so sack sack takeit to He plays the World Series
every year. A couple of deepruns actually too, So Belichick is what

(58:44):
the Jets in the brown go earlierthan that? Even the Giant is it
a what's his face? La?Lawrence Taylor? He said Lawrence Taylor in
nineteen eighty one. That's when Belichickwas the linebacker. Coach said day one,
they knew he was already going tobe unstoppable. I didn't know this.

(59:06):
Not only did he win Defensive Rookieof the Year, he won Defensive
Player of the Year as there wasa rookie. Yeah, gez Man,
those are key bumps all the timeon the sideline he loved. So he
said. The only exception to arookie being ready on day one is Lawrence
Taylor. Everybody else you have towait for. He was so good.
Is he still with us? He'snot here, He's still with us,
Brillian Zach, He's still with us. If he does not, let's bring

(59:29):
him to the bank. He's sixtyfive and he's never been happier. Okay,
And wasn't he like real close tobeing thrown in jail? Yes,
that sounds right, Yeah, JaredFogel esque stuff. Allegedly he had some
uh drug problems. I think therewas another there was like hotel rooms and

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so again, wasn't Lawrence Taylor theone that was famous for sending women to
opponents hotels to try to keep himup late by just sending him, you
know, nine and ten saying hopefullywe can keep this player up all night
so they get no sleep for thegame. I think that was him.
I think that was him. Man, he would have got my ass Yeah,
in May, you are correct.What really matters is I should do

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that with the program password into Yeah, if you want to do that,
well, the draft is today.I'm not going to reveal my draft board,
but Max, I assume you havea draft board ready. Yeah I
do. I already know who I'mpicking. People have been talking about it
for months. For months. Ieven called Martin moystew up to get some
draft inside. In fact, peopleare so tired of program password draft talk

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it's legit burnout at this point.Yeah, yeah, oh that's the NFL,
got it. What really matters isthis, and I'm tired of it,
and I love the NFL Draft.It's your super Bowl is one week
from today, but it's Ben andI were talking off the air. It
should be the Thursday, Friday,Saturday after the NCAA tournament, the week
before the mask you. Yes,there would still be burnout because well,

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but I asked for four months oftalking about it. If you shave a
week or two off, we wouldstill experience burnout. Also, though I
do think there is a lot ofburnout in this state because of the situation.
Right as I said yesterday, ifwe had the twenty seventh overall pick,
we'd be like, we'll take likean offensive lineman or a corner at
twenty seven. Here are two names. We'll do the mock draft a week

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from today. That's about it.But that the fact that like everyone thinks
they're going to move up to three, four or five to get a quarterback.
There, that's a big talker inthe football world. Ben. That's
why the range of emotion next Thursdaynight and Friday morning is so wide.
It's gonna be great, because itis if you get Drake may or JJ
McCarthy, or let's say something crazyhappens and you get Jayden Daniels, a

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future starting franchise quarterback, even ifhe sucks later, at least for twenty
four hours, that hype and anticipationis the maximum level of oh my gosh,
this is unbelievable. Yeah, opposite, like we've talked about for the
last couple of weeks, if youjust swing and miss and you can't get
up to three four and five andyou just take best defensive player at eleven,

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and then maybe you take Pennix orNicks at twenty three. And it's
the ugh, that fact the rangeof reaction is so wide because to your
point, Sauce, if you pickbest player available at twenty seven, right,
if you have the twenty seventh pickin the draft, that's your only
first rounder, and you just takethe best player available, everybody's like,
all right, cool, whatever,Right do you have the Harrison Smith?

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Ryeah, what are you gonna do? That sounds fine? Neat. I
guess we kind of need that guy. That sounds good, right, Like
the Lewis scene, bit hard tobe super mad, hard to be super
excited. It's just I hope thatguy works out. This one is just
the range is going to be epicfrom how disappointed or how excited people are.
Yeah, so go back to whatyou were talking about, Sauce.
I think that there's I don't Idon't think it really matters where you draft.

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I think everybody's tired. Yeah,we're all tired of all the Chicago
Bears fans. They're tired of it. Yeah, they know exactly who they're
taking. Yeah good, Yeah,we're taking Caleb. I mean, there's
really no other like Okay, we'rewe're done. Can we just we'll just
watch the clock until we get therethe next Thursday night, we'll make the
selection. If you're the commanders,it's the same thing. It's like,
we'll probably take Jayden and then wecan have a few debates on maybe these

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these next two quarterbacks. But we'vewe've done that for the last seven eight
weeks. You know. It's likenow we're talking about Jade and Daniels having
a dinner with the Vikings, Brassand Baton Rouge. I mean, that's
that's where we're at, Like,who cares? You know, We're we're
talking about dinners on air production meeting. Then what do we do for the
next week? What do you whatdo you guys like the draft? What
do you guys want to do forthe next week? Then we got a

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week to go, we talk aboutit. Is it? But there's a
is there a way we can doit where it's not going to feel like
it's burnout? Well, I stillthink there's going to be reaction to rumors
and news that come out every singleday. I mean, I think you
still cover it. I think weall go in knowing that these could be
just rumors and and and P werejust throwing stuff against the wall. Liked.

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What did Belichick also say? Hesaid, basically, don't don't listen
to anything leading up to the twentyfour hours before the draft because that's all
put out by agents. Yeah,the twelve hours before the draft starts.
That news that trickles out is basicallycoming from the inside of these organizations.
Again, whether it's true or nottrue, that's debatable. What if we
sing our NFL Draft toss. See, now there's an idea, Zach,

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let's start with you. I don'tknow what to say. All I know
is I want J J, whichone I immediately regret liking that idea.
You know, we could do saucefor the next Well it won't won't really
pertain to me until Monday next Thursday. But next Thursday we're doing the mock
draft. You know, you couldstart throwing out, you know, potential

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wishless guys that you'd like, maybein the fourth round, Well you don't
if you don't have we don't havea second third round pick. So maybe
you're hoping that there's a third roundvalue guy that slides to the Vike in
the fourth round. They're like,yeah, well so that's that's the other
thing, right, Like it'd becool like if they had like a second

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round pick, right because then there'restill you'd get a top fifty player.
Right. Yeah, that stuff's fun. But like where you lose a lot
of people is if and if meuneducatedly, like when Pa talks about it,
he knows what he's talking about,if you know what I mean,
Right, if I just throw outnames, you just it's it just doesn't

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work. Like Zach Zinter was aname that, yeah, Pa brought up
yesterday. Who's a guard from Michiganwho broke his leg and may have been
a top fifty pick if he hadn'tgotten hurt. Right, that's a guy
that you could look for in thefourth round. But with a week to
go till the first round of theNFL Draft, and your Minnesota Vikings are
loaded with two first round picks andeverybody thinks they're going to up for a
quarterback, why would we talk abouta fourth round guard? All right,

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So just just to clarify, becauseI just I'm just trying to use your
own words against you. I justwant to make sure this is clear.
So just as you just said it, you're uneducated and we should listen to
you. Yeah, when it comesto the fourth round, fourth or fifth
round, Like if I start going, yeah, we should we should get
a nose tackle or a three techin the fifth round, and I say,
you know, Brian, Brian,you'd go all right, what does

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that mean? Who cares? It'sa terrible name. Yeah, it is
a terrible name. And it's okay. Let me let me throw this hypothetical
out there to you their sauce,because we we have exhausted to talk about
about quarterbacks, and we all thinkthat the Vikings are targeting Drake May and
and it's like targeting Drake May wouldbe happy with JJ McCarthy. Right,

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if if we go defensive line,do you like Leatu Latu or Jerseon Newton?
Would you would you take the best, possibly the best available edge guy
and possibly the best available inside defensivetackle. Would you have a preference on

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either one? Well, and Ilike that you brought those two names up
because Byron Murphy junior Biron Murphy thesecond A lot of people think are is
going to be a top ten pick. He will land with maybe Atlanta at
eight. I would go with JersonNewton Newton because the only time I saw
him play was against the Gophers,and it was when he could. When
he played in the second half,he dominated the second half. He was

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the best player. Oh my god, I ask Zact that we need a
quarterback at the one time we don'thave Tommy right. I don't know what
to do, but yeah, Iwould rather have the inside guy, right
Zach always So yeah, I getit. But Bill Burnham brilliant. Yeah,

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I'm not. I mean, Icould talk. I could talk about
it all day. Talk about JasonKelsey, formerly of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Ben said he lost his Super Bowlring in a pool of skyline chili.
True story. I don't understand howthat happens. So Jason and Travis Kelsey

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were hosting something called the Great lombBaby Games at the University of Cincinnati.
It's between athletes in the academic world. I guess, so some kind of
whatever, probably frat row kind ofa game, maybe like Spring Jam at
the U. I have no idea. Anyway, at some point one of
the competitions as competitors jumping into apool of skyline chili. So he did

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it and then couldn't find his ring. And they looked for it, couldn't
find it. So he said,quote, it's in a landfill someplace in
the Cincinnati Tri state area. Sohe's going to get a new one.
But he just basically said, yeah, I lost it in the pool of
Skyline, Chili. I feel likethat's an appropriate place for him to lose
Yeah, yeah, that sounds aboutyeah on brand. How big was this

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pool they couldn't find They couldn't takea metal detector and find a Super Bowl
ring. Some kind of a sievesive it through. I don't know,
some drinking involved. Oh, I'msure there's Drenthson involved. Yeah, there
has to. How about you're theKelsey brothers and there's a bunch of dumb
college kids, don't you say,I'll give you a grand if you find
my ring? Now, everybody getin there and get it. Yeah,

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correct, I'll give two grand cashto the person that finds it. Go.
Yeah, but how much is itworth if you find it and just
put it in your pocket? Well, well there's that. The news was
Zachary Halberson his next Ben Leeber ishere again Stack show. Later in the
show, Parker Fox joins at eighto'clock Mike and Norri assistant coach of the
Minnesota Timberwolves. Big matchup against theSuns on Saturday. We'll talk to him

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