HR. 1 - Kid Cewdee

John Bonnes continues to drunk text the guys, Hawk has what's trending and learns how to pronounce Kid Cudi's name Maxx previews tonight's Wolves playoff battle

Episode Transcript

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Man, Good morning, lady andgentlemen, and welcome to video message number
twenty nine. Europeenies. The juiceis loose the beezer. Maybe you got
off on the wrong foot, becausewhat were you doing in the produce section.
I was trying frud on. Listenup. The ratings just came in
for last month. We are numberone. We just grabbed every key demogram.

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Yeah, super duper. That's nice. Fight a goo nitogay. Yes,
boy, that is good news.It is the twenty third day of
April twenty twenty four. Good mortalever body, welcome to the part of
Morning Show. My name is ChrisHockey and we got a bigging for you
today. Marti Gelner, I thinkso, Yeah, I think so.

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Mark Rosen, Yeah, I thinkso. Zacho Maxo, a cast of
thousand zero. You know the regularstuff. Let's get her done, shall
we. Here's Dmitri Martin some comedyon a Tuesday morning. It's the Tuesday
Tires. But come on in now, get own up. I'm glad you're
here. Sometimes when I go toa store and I go to pay,
I have all my stuff out,and then the cashier and like a very
condescending tone would just look at mystuff and go, is that it?

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Like they're not impressed with what Ipicked. You know. That's why now
I usually just save something in myback pocket and then they say, is
that it? I go No,actually, that's not it. I'm gom
that's it, baby, I'm sorry. Wait a minute, that's not it.
What's this one? Triple A batteriesthat hurt my ankle? But I

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think that might have been worth it. I'm sorry, hold on for a
second. I just keep pulling stuffout and cashiers like, hey, I'm
at register four, and yeah,there's an idiot up here, and I'm
not sure what to do it.It's never it for this guy. I've
never seen anything like this. I'dfinished paying, then I'd leave the store.
Fifteen minutes later, I call back. Can I talk to the cashier
Register four? Please? Thank you? Hey, it's me. Can you

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do me a favor? And yourback left pocket? That's it. The

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juice is loose, fer side,sweet and feet us on your side.
You hear the distance under this nyou stray. No, the juice is
loose. To take it too.I welcome to the Power Tree, morning

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him. It is Tuesday, Apriltwenty three, the juice is loose.
The other juice is dead. Hedied like two weeks ago. That's right,
that was the day we on Fridayin Vegas. Right, So I'm
never going to talk to you guysabout that. He's so dead. It's
true. Dead comes no deathbed confession. He's cremated. So we can't weekend

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at bernies him and try to geta bank loaner, bring him to a
Saints game. It's over for thejuice. The juice is loose. That's
Chris. That's saw someome Corey seehim a cent I forgot about that bid
Hi. Yeah, that's probably problematiclooking back. Who knows. He was

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basically making fun of translators way beforewe knew it was cool to make fun
of translators. We didn't know theywere schemers and scammers. Yeah. Yeah,
And we used to say that diceKuzaka's I didn't say what was his
last name? What was dice caselast name was? What the hell was
Dicek's last name? Motzus Matsu.Yeah, we basically said he had magical

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swords and yeah, fought dragons andstuff. Yeah, it's just, uh,
it was problematic. Here's the gentleman'sname who did that stuff for us?
Do you remember he was worked overat Katalk? Was he even k
No? He was our news guy? Was he he was? Yeah?
Oh my god, I hate gettingold. How about Zach Matsuzaka. Is
he here because he's got a livespot in the first break? No,

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well, I guess you should havebeen here. Yeah, I'm gonna Max,
Will you do that spot for Idon't think I cat. I can
try to sound like zag. Theydon't quite understand. He's not here until
seven on Tuesdays and Thursdays either wildseason's over. He should be here.
Let's go rock and rolls. Jowaysthose Yeah, Joey Zozo, you gotta
get adorse, but you gotta getyour ass in here. Let's go am

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I right, Yeah, I thinkBarb and Chad are going to disagree with
you. There is that, right? Yeah? Who knows it doesn't matter
what they think? Correct? Yeah, that is correct? That is correct?
Yeah, who likes their opinions?I'm putting in one minute of dead
air right there? Oh so wait, no, don't do that because then
people think commons on oh shot theshot, double shot power? Are you

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in common on bad terms? Thatis is uh is? What is it
called? Flop, sweat and tears? Is that dead over? It's over
for this year? It's April.Yeah, what do you mean it's over
for this year? They only tourin the winter. Yeah, you can't
tour in the summer. Yeah,you can't tour the stand up comedy.
Wait a minute, so every otherprofessional comedian out there shuts her down until

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November. What's the first word yousaid? Professional? There you go?
Oh you know what I say aboutthat? What happened to stand them up
and slack them? Yet? Whateverhappened to that? I got that somewhere
too. Yeah. Yeah, here'shere's a here's a here's Corey Cove.
I want to earn enough money Ican get away from everyone. Yeah,

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that's not wrong. I hate mostpeople. That's Corey keep going? Is
that what's it called? I wantno one else to succeed that. I
wouldn't say no one else. It'svery few people. I look at people
that I see nothing worth like him? Wow, man, Daniel d Lewis,

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Yeah, and there will be blood. I've never seen a dude.
Come on, man, I don'twant to talk about those things. You
you you should go out of yourway to see it. What I like.
It's a masterpiece. It's great.Well, no, I think you
would like it. The first twentyminutes are going to be tough for you.
Pa I just saw yesterday, Sunday, Sunday morning. I just saw

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it because he almost doesn't say aword those first twenty minutes. Funny going
on, Yeah, true, there'splenty going on. I think you would
like it. I think you wouldlike it as well. But it's a
long movie. It is, It'sworth it, you know. What's what
I was wondering when I was watchingon Hulu. I'll watch that kid who
plays his son, Paul Daniel No, no, that what he plays his
son? Oh, the son.I don't remember Dylan Freezer. Did he

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ever act again? I don't know, I don't I never saw his face
again. He's fantastic. Imagine you'rea little kid and your first acting job
is playing against Daniel day Lewis withhim, right, yeah, yeah,
well, and again that movie isPhil Michelson, right, it is.
It just came out in the worstpossible year because it came out during No
Country for old Men and no offenseto there will be blood. It just
came out in the wrong year moviehe's in, didn't Daniel de Lewis.

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Did he win the Oscar for hedid? I think he did, but
but obviously No Country won everything else. Yeah, but yeah, in a
normal year, that probably wins BestPicture. So good, so good,
it's so good, it's thanks.Have you seen it? No, I've
never seen that one. I've neverseen that one, or No Country for
all No. Two of the bestmovies of all time, that's what everybody

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says. I know, I gottaget on it. The best movie of
all time. But man, thereWill Be Blood is way up there,
if memory serves, didn't not onlyDidy come out the same year? Didn't
they come out like at the sametime, like weeks apart from each other.
We can look that up on Google. But I don't know. Maybe,
I mean, it's not it's notimpossible. My guesses they both kind
of came out in within twelve monthsof each other, probably within twelve months

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or so. I think they werein the theaters at the same time.
To me, I don't know whatit may have been. A reason six
oh seven was There Will Be Blood? And then November ninth o seven for
No Okay, so I want topart, literally want to part. Award
season many was released him at theend of the year. Man, and
I'll tell you this too. Idon't really know what the point of No

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Country for old men is, Like, I don't know. I I hadn't
seen it again for you know,since it came out. I've only seen
it the one time and I lovedit, just freaking loved it. But
I don't know what point they're tryingto get across. How long has events
you've seen it No Country start tofinish and maybe I don't know, maybe

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three or four years. Yeah,it's for me. Yeah, it's it
won like every award everything, Yeah, the Best Picture, Best Director.
You were right, Daniel day Lewiswon Best Actor and then Best Supporting Actor
for No Country. Javier Bardem AdaptedScreenplay. Yeah, but that's that's how
good Daniel day Lewis is in TheyWill Be Blood is good and everything it's

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there wasn't a quote lead in NoCountry because Josh Brolin is probably the main
character. But it's really a threeman show right between Josh Brolin, Tommy
Lee Jones and Javier Bardem. They'reall kind of equal thirds. But Javier
steals every scene and makes that moviewhat it is. I'll tell you something

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else so good. You know whatis h I'd forgotten how great a movie
it is because it's kind of it'sbubble gum. The first Men in Black's
a great milk, A great film, it really is. That's a great
movie. Man, that's so muchfun. That's one of those ones where
you, yeah, when it's onTV, even if you catch it halfway
through, you're like, hell,yeah, I'm gonna check this out.
It's so good. You know,I forgot how much I like the woman

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he looks like he's wearing an eggersuit. And how cool Will Smith was
before he started slapping people's face.He was so cool in that film.
You know what difference between you admittedI make this look good? Yeah,
that's it's really really fun. It'sa fun movie, it is, and
the concept is just great. Ithas some heart to it as well.

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Hey, can I give you aweird speaking of just I'm just thinking of
a nostalgia and things back from thenineties. You just men mentioned Men in
Black? Remember yesterday I said itwas Daniel Jones' birthday. Daniel Johns from
Silver Chairs yeah. Yeah, wewere telling Max, so we're like,
look, Frogstomp came out. Thosekids were fifteen and sixteen years old.
Find a better album written by fifteenand sixteen year old. It's tough.

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Yeah, right, it's a playat least for rock music, right.
I mean there's some obviously pop starsthat have started younger, but for rock,
name a rock album that's ever beenbigger? Better than that for fifteen
and sixteen year olds anyway? Yeah, but their second album, Freak Show.
Do you guys you remember that sauce? Right? Maybe not? Do
me a favorite quick, kay?Just and you can even play along if

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you're listening, unless you're driving.Can you just google album cover for Freak
Show tell me when you're ready.Yeah, I got have it. See
that picture? Yeah I had thatalbum of course, right. I saw
that picture a billion times. Itlooks like just some random, like grade
school boys photo, and the album'scalled Freak Show, and it looks like

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there's curtains, so it looks likeit's they're sarcastically saying, this kid's a
freak show. Right, Yeah,I learned yesterday. Us. I learned
this fifteen years ago and forgot it, which is very possible on this show.
But I learned yesterday that that guyhas an unbelievable story. That kid
on that cover is lobster boy,as they called him. He had and

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I don't know how to pronounce it. He has basically the deformity where you
end up having essentially just two fingerson each hand, so it looks like
you have lobster claws. Yeah,he's he ends up growing up, it
gets called lobster boys entire life.Hates his daughters about to be husband so

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like daughter's fiance and pays to havehim killed or something like that the night
before his daughter's wedding. Wow,But then he doesn't go to prison.
This sounds impossible, But according toWikipedia, then doesn't go to prison because
they didn't have a facility that couldhandle somebody with his I don't know a

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flick, right, So he basicallygets great clothes by the way, so
he gets the equivalent of permanent housearrest. But then his I think his
wife, I want to say,his wife pays somebody fifteen hundred dollars to

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shoot him in the back of thehead. And he's watching TV one day
and somebody walks in puts two bulletsin the back of the head and kills
him. Lobster was rage against themachine. Oh, they were rallying around
the family with Lobster Boy. Honestly, that's incredible. Yeah, so I
just think it's real. It justblows my mind that I just thought it
was a sarcastic because, by theway, the photo on the cover of

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the album is kind of a littlebit cartoonish. It's not like just a
straight photo. So I thought maybeit was just some kind of manifestation of
what they think some random freak kidwould look like. Yeah, they don't
show the hands. It was LobsterBoy vicking he even before having his soon
to be son in law murdered.He was a horrible person. Yeah,

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it sounds like he was a terribleperson. It even says right here it
says he was widely disliked in thecommunity, so much so that only ten
people came to his funeral and nobodyvolunteered as a pallbearer. Nobody. Wow.
So when he was on the cover, was he already had he already
done this stuff? Oh? Well, I think at that point, yeah,
he probably had. Well. Yeah, because he died in nineteen ninety

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two, so then yeah, sothey already knew his story. They already
knew his story and just took hischildhood photo when he was truly lobster boy,
not walk either, not a murderer. Guy. Wow, what a
thing to do. That's rock androll. I thought freak Show was sarcastic.
I didn't think they were actually sayingthis kid was a freak. Yeah,
well he ended up being an ahole. Yeah, it's a hole

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to call him a freak show.Yeah, I guess he got a deserve.
They killed people or had people killedand screw him. Yeah, then
some kid takes fifteen hundred dollars crazyand then goes to jail for the rest
of his life or murdering lobster boy. Think if somebody think if you found
out like just because he wanted tobe on the power after you pass brilliant,

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after you passed away. I don'tknow how you found out in the
the afterlife, you're like that guyyou were shot to death. You go,
oh really, yeah, by whoa hit man? For how much?
Fifteen hundred dollars? Fifteen hundred dollars? I would have paid him two
grand to not shoot me, youknow what I mean? Fiends just means
you're like to kill a famous personand you had to hire hitman. It

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would cost millions of dollars, right, fifteen hundred dollars. So you're saying,
in your scenario, Lobster Boy hasreached the apps after life, heaven
or hell. He's in the afterlife. Yeah, and he's extremely upset that
he would have offered somebody five hundreddollars more to not kill him. Yeah.
Point I wonder if the guy wasthat just shows out terrible of a

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person you are. That it's nota great point. It's not on the
seventeen hundred stude with the guy Jimlobsteril a little bit. And then do
you say, in nineteen ninety two, when you first reached the afterlife,
does the lord or whoever he's talkingto, maybe he's talking to Beel's a
bull about he's a lord of adifferent kind. Okay, if you're talking
or four whoever zeus, if you'retalking to whoever's running the show, wherever

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he is, does that person orentity already say look hold your horse's lobster
boy. Because in about six yearsactually probably what five, four or five
at that point, a bunch ofteenagers from Australia are going to put on
an album and you're going to beon the cover. So just wait because
the royalties and the residuals from thecover, it's going to make up for

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that five hundred dollars that you wouldhave given to your assassin. And what
if he just said, all right, pretty good deal. Yeah, I'm
just saying me's pretty tough life.And then you end up on the cover
of a Silver Chair album. Yeahorrible of a hit man, are you
if you're only getting fifteen hundred dollars. Maybe he was gonna do it anyway.
Maybe the Wikipedia, I think itwas Wikipedia, the article I read

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even change it for inflation. Theywere like, that's the equivalent of thirty
two hundred dollars today, So it'sit's still not like, you know,
it's nineties, not you know,nineteen oh six, where it's probably worth
a bazillion dollars. With inflation,it's it's essentially doubled. Yeah, yeah,
big deal. That's fascinating stuff,Lobster boy man, that is incredible.

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You learn something new every day ifyou're a Silver Chair fan, and
I might be. I might bethe last we play Solverchair Fan on the
Planet and then the lead the leadand the lead single off that album was
just called Freak Yeah, which wasone of their better songs on that album.
I didn't love that album, yeahbecause inspired h Duce Pigolo did.

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That's a god. I love DucePigelow. So I love that. Part
two. You gotta watch it isterrible. It was pretty funny, Saucer.
You gotta watch it. Do youremember what it's about? Uh?
Is he going to Europe? Helives in Amsterdam. Oh all right?
Yeah, So now you're gonna belike I get it. So if you

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watch Deuce Bigelow European Jiggalo before youwatch There Will Be Blood, you're doing
this wrong. You know I'm gonnawatch. I probably will watch There Will
Be Blood today? Is it long? Watch at the same time? Two
TVs? You know I have twoTVs? Yeah, that's about the same
man. When Eddie Griffin uses thespecula to beat the hell o that cat?

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Is that funny or not? That'sfunny? Doesn't sound buddy, There's
no way that movie actually is.Really it's the title is the best part,
right, Deuce Bigelow European. That'sthe best. Marm McDonald's basically plays
Quint from Jaws. Yeah, Inever saw the second one. Good just

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a bit part. Max is acentophile. He's gonna love No Country and
they're over Glove. Yeah. Yeah, and its impossible for you did not
like those two movies you you getfilm, Yeah, I mean they're so
good. Yeah, I like,I want to when I haven't watched him,
because I want to sit down andjust fully absorb it, you know,
like I don't want to be distractedby anything else. Well said,

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yeah, well, I'll be onmy phone the whole time. There's that's
Chris Hockey, That's Max, I'mCorey Cob, That's Lobster Boy. And
this is the Power trip Oning Showon the Van Fan you told me Reven
can't see it on even ask youto come back again? So many it's

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five fifty three. I went tobreak by the Way with a local band,
cap and Ol with Kiss Jewlip Kissby the way. Al, how
are you doing, buddy, JuliKiss? And then uh, this is
Jeff Reinhardt's and crosses local music onthe Power Tripoint Show Right Hall the fight
this is good, makes It's differenton behalf of j just ignorant back live,

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just like songs about ignorance and costbear yours is so heavy there it
has the top forty. Wait,that's the wrong one. Let's do your
top all right, Top forty fastfood joints, go Taco Bell? Is

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this in order? My throat isyours? Oh? Tommy's here? No,
it's not in order, but Icould probably get fifteen of them.
A heart ease is up there,right, hogs don't? Of course?
This is what I wanted for someother time. Here's what I want you
to do. What's trending? Here'swhat's trending? Corey on my computer in

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there, If I move my mousein the wrong direction, it tells me
here's what's trending. And I neverknow what they're talking about, so you
guys have to fill me in.Okay. Powerball winning numbers? Did did?
Did anybody win the Powerball? Wasit a big number? Again?
Is there a reason they're they're rippingthe trending? No, it was just
because people want to win. Noone won the power ball. It's estimated
one twenty nine on Wednesday. Piers, what's crimmig Zach Wilson trade? Uh?

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Yeah, peanuts for nothing? They'regoing to pay half the salary of
each. The Jets and the Broncosare going to split the salary. They're
basically swapping six and seventh round picks. It's a it's a sad tale of
for what the You know, whatcan happen if you swing and miss on
a high end quarterback you get.The return on your investment is pennies peers.

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What's primedig Denver Nuggets. I didn'tsee. I didn't watch the game,
but I I fell asleep super earlyyesterday, but the Lakers had a
twenty point lead and I just stilllost. I just I don't like when
the Lakers complain about foul calls.They get more than literally every satistically everybody,

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significantly more foul calls than any otherteam in the NBA. It's not
even close. The lead bit onESPN one of them is Lebron sounds off
on officiating, walks out on newsconference, he gets brushed against him.
They call the end of that gamewas sick though. But I saw the
the stat on sports Center the DenverNuggets had never in their history had a
playoff buzzer beater. It was ninetynine, ninety nine and then Jamal Murray

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fade away on Anthony Davis at thebuzzer drilled in, and Anthony Davis and
his press conference just said Jamal Murraymade a shot through the Mike Donald walked
out, which is I mean?And Davis played fantastic defense. He's a
gigantic freak of a man. He'sthe lobster boy of the LA Lakers,
and he he had a pretty goodshot at blocking it. He's what seven

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to one or seven two or whateverhe is. Yeah, he's way up
there, got a hand in JamalMurray's face, but rainbow over the top
and it went in. Jamal Murrayand Nikolaie Okich are two of the best
contests did shot makers I have everseen in my life. You couldn't play
perfect defense and they're still gonna drillit right in your face. Oh uh

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so uh that was what was trending. Oh I like that bit? Well
good, I can do more,Yeah, do more? All right,
Well, let me see, I'mwanna hit in. I'm gonna type in
the word trending right now, andpart of the bid is everything you just
told me. Guys, I alreadyknew. Yeah, you've watched the Lakers
Denver game twice. Right, Ihaven't watched the second time yet. I'm

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not gonna like it because I don'tlie. Yeah, you know, I
want to make sure I'm being honestabout stuff and everything. I'm let me
see what else is trending. Holdon, that'd be cool for a second.
Gosh, guys are so mean here. Let me hit it again.
I like you liked that one.I like it. It's very funny.

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Thank you. I can't find anythingelse. Trump farting in court? Do
we know what that's about? Noidea? Come on, man, he
probably farted in court. I thinkthat's related. It's funny. All right,
Well, you know I should findit. Probably is on Twitter,
right they even call it that anymore. I don't know what they're act.

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Yeah, I hate that. That'sstupid. I just call it Twitter.
Yeah, I say you log init on Twitter dot com for the first
handful of months. Remember, everybody, everybody, even like at ESPN dot
com would be like Jamal Murray postedon X, the site formerly known as
Twitter. It was like what hehad to transition into calling it X.

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I'm always gonna call it Twitter.I'm gonna be that lame guy. Twenty
years from now, going, haveyou guys checked Twitter if it still exists
in twenty years Right now, it'sjust porn bots. Oh, it's and
it's there's a lot of porn,but it's a lot of porn, and
a lot of things are like,wait, that's a what is that now?
That liver king guy? I've seenthat out of five thousand times.

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That guy's still a thing. It'sstill a thing. But it is funny
because now they got the community notesand it just says that he has not
attained any of his muscle through naturalmeans and uses steroids. Yeah, and
then but didn't he on the flipside though it was all natural? No,
he claimed that in the first place. Oh yeah, he did claim
that, but it was like,yeah, it was completely all steroid.

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Yeah, I mean, look atthe guy. What's crimped kid, Cutie
fell okay kid beauty. He brokehis foot jumping off stage at Coachella.
Oh damn, he broke his foot. Yeah yeah that sucks. Yeah,

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I listen, uh been there,you broke your foot and break my foot.
But that was I tried to jumpback up on stage one time before
I got my knigh replaced and lookedlike I was one hundred and three.
You know, when you're like,this is cool, I'm gonna jump back
on stage, and then you startand you you look like your grandpa trying
to jump on the stage after hedied. Yeah, that's me. Kid

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Cutty is one of the funniest.One time, when he was early in
his career, Cutie, excuse me, brilliant kid Cutie. One time somebody
was throwing stuff at him at oneof his early concerts and he never broke
the song. He goes into thecrowd and he's just like, I'm in
the pursuit, and you see himslowly taking off his stuff. Oh that,

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and then just starts throwing at thisguy. Whoops. This guy's ass
doesn't miss a beat, and thenjust goes back to the microphone and I
know everything, and just goes rightback to singing the song. That's amazing,
that's great. How do you sayit again, Kid Cuddy? Okay,
I love Kid cutting And I said, Cuddy, by the way,
whoa, whoa, whoa daddy.It's well, here's what's trending. What's

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trend all right, I'll find outwhat's crib like. It's like we learned
from the devil. What's hot?Yeah, Zinda, yes, us,
go ahead, this is for you. But this is your bid, isn't
that? But why is she trending? You know who she is, But

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why is she Well, he makessomething up. That's the whole bit,
Chris. She's trending because I thoughthis name was kid GUDDI what is it?
Uh, she's trending because, uh, she allegedly so does this is
the hot rummer on the news.She says, hold on, you're killing

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the bit. You're killing the bid. I guess in a film. I
guess in a film. She's supposedto googled it. You're supposed to just
improv Well, she killed Spider Man? Oh thank you? Yeah? Sorryers.
What's cribby Gypsy Rose Blankard? Ohyeah, that's the lady that her
mom said that she was ugle sickand had every affliction. Great clothing,

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right hawk. Yeah. And uh, then she like married a guy in
prison, I think. And thenlike that guy came out and she was
like, oh wait, you looklike a real life Peter Griffin. I
don't want anything to do with you. Yeah, and now she's like marrying
somebody else. She's had the longestand what happened to her as a child
is terrible, right, just awful, terrible. She's had a long fifteen

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minutes of fame after she got out, right, Like she's always in the
news for something. What's ctzysnd theGolden Blatcheler? What is that? Briant?
Yeah, he got divorced and thenlike he got divorced. Yeah,

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people people think that he was onlyinterested her because of her money, and
she found that out to their divorce, they had to, like god it,
they had to have a prenup,right, I would guess, But
yeah, there's a lot of peoplethat suggested, yeah, that he was
only in it for the money,and he Yeah, any allegions on his
body? And last one yours?What's crimping dude Perfect? Oh yeah,

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those are the guys that throw footballsthrough things. I have no idea.
I would guess because it's fake.I don't know. I don't know why
they're trending. I don't get thatbit. But I'm not a fifteen sixteen
year old kid. Kids love thatstuff. I don't know. I think
he's kind of fascinating. I don'treally I don't fall for the dude perfect
hype but it's definitely not fake.Right, That's the beauty of it is.

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They probably spend hours and hours andhours nailing those things. There's a
thirty for thirty coming out about them. I think, ah, here he
goes. That's when you played again. Yeah that was Peers. What's crimming.
I love that bit. I justlike your back. Well, I'm
glad you got big voice guy out. Yeah yeah, I got him to
do it for Sagett. Yeah,hard at the month. So here's what's

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trending sports. Yeah, I lovesport. I'm gonna tell you sports scores
after this. Hell yeah, beabus, good morning, their one. It's

(30:25):
Tuesday. Here we go. Lifelightby the following. In times of talking
to I can Secutifee help me bethe person one of the bag just fine
by you want gives who talk rock? This sounds us rise. That's a
band called the Following, a localband. The song is called life Light.

(30:48):
They have to following. They donow power trip listeners who like rock
rock. I wish I could dothat if I can. You know what
you did that is Kirkwald Kirk.He took out of this course so he
could learn how to do that.He passed. Yeah, amazing. Yeah,
and because he's in three death metalbands. Of course he is,

(31:11):
and they're doing they're like doing aEuropean tour next year something like that.
I think they're called which Fam.Oh yeah, Oh you've seen that.
Their latest stuff is just so playedout, though it's not bad. I
made a list. I was lookingat concerts. I I want to go

(31:32):
to this summer on my sweet motorcycleor my sweet band. And there was
a death metal concert and you know, it's one of the you know what
I'm talking about when you see andyou can't read what the name of the
band is because it's written in likegothic stuff. But I was able to
look through some of them. Hereare some band names I found, the
actual band names. Oh lord,Gore Guts, that's kind of cool.
Poor Kevin which foment, I said, blind Guardian, Okay, I'm not

(32:00):
a guardian. Then intestinal Disgorge.That one's just an effort. We're not
gonna make it, but we're gonnahave an awesome band. There is no
doubt their parents are proud. Whatdoes Milly do? No, he's an
intestinal disgorge. They're really making itthese days. They're touring with witch Bomb

(32:22):
and worm Rot. That's something likeyes, yes, yes, yes shirt.
Here's a T shirt you can't wearto school dying feed us. We
thought in my head t shirts forbad. That band has a lot of

(32:42):
billboards on the way small town Minnesota. Yeah, man, mortuary drape,
it's kind of cool. Uh,Tears of the Deceased? Whoa, whoa?
And lastly, and I know you'vegot this tattooed on your back and
I never knew it might not evenbe for the band. Maybe you just
did this rotting Christ Jesus gonna goahead and say this one out? You

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got that right? Wow? Iknow max O. Hey, I'm gonn
connect with you for a second.Here. Have you heard Taylor Swift's new
song Fortnite with post Malone? Ihaven't heard it. I think I've heard
it in the hallways. Yeah,I had not until yesterday. Right,
it's only been out for what fivedays or whatever? It is? Correct,

(33:28):
something like that? Didn't you justcome out? Was there no lead
singles off of that album? Wasthat the bit? I think? So?
I think it all came out lastOkay, Yeah, so I hadn't
heard it until yesterday. But thekid who had been playing it all weekend.
Right, it starts up, andI'm like, oh, this is
like a Church's kind of the band, not the entity. Oh is this

(33:49):
it? Yeah? The sexually thenonce it kicked in, I'm just convinced
Taylor Swift or whoever helped her callwrite this, watch the movie Drive in
the last handle it does sound likeone of those songs. It feels like
a Drive soundtrack rip off. That'sthat's the first thing I thought of when
when I heard the music starts.I love the electric cute. That's one

(34:15):
of my favorite kicks. Ass.This could have been in the movie.
Oh my god, this might beher best song. You see, I
remember this is pretty great. Yeah. I do think this is a worst
version of Churches, but whatever,But I get why the kids like it.
I can just see Crockett and Tubsin Miami Vice rolling around the city

(34:37):
playing this right now, fucking foryo. Yeah, by the way,
we're talking about during the second soI can play it. Yeah, my
way. The puest thing ever.My ten year old when she was explaining
this to me yesterday, she goesfour nights, not just a video game.
It means like two weeks. Oh, my daughter did the same thing

(34:59):
to me the other day because shewas My daughter was talking to me about
the song the other day and thenshe and she was like, no,
Dad, it's not and I it'sn I g A. She thought uncool.
Dad just thought it was a videogame. Oh I didn't know.
I kept I kept playing it up. I was like, are you I
was like, are you sure it'snot about the video game. She's like,
no, post Malone is in it. I'm like, oh, so

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his verse is about the video game. Bryant, how about post MALONEA He's
in Roadhouse. He's on Taylor Saloon. He's in Roadhouse. Remember yeah,
he's on the very first scene,very first scene where the guys. Oh
yeah yeah yeah. He also worksat Texas Roadhouse and Core Rapids. Dude,
how great. He looked like hedidn't working there. Yeah. He

(35:44):
put on a couple of pounds forthat role. Now he's lost a ton
of weight. He got placements onTaylor Swift and Beyonce's album. I mean,
talk about Mailbox money right there.I like, I love post Malone.
Dude. Post Malone is so good. He's I is he gonna be
part of you? Say? Youcan hear him he's in the back.
It's like very faintly in the background. Yeah, he is a he's a

(36:07):
an ethereal kind of voice in theback there. He just kind of floats
in the back. I like thatguy. Talented dude. You play some
guitar, yeah, and can singthis. Cafe in News with Chris Hockey
presented by the Saint Paul Saints.That's the wrong one time now for front

(36:28):
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Real good? Yeah, thanks Pa? Are you well? Yeah?
But I don't have to be Iget it. You know. Yesterday we

(36:50):
learned that Tom Selleck had never sentan email or sent the text, at
least according to Tom Selleck. I'venever seen him with one. But do
you think Paul Allen's ever had anenergy drink? No, I've never seen
him happen. He drinks coffee.Yeah, that'd be a drinks. He
drinks coffee that is more caffeine init than an energy I agree, But
I'm just I've never seen him witha red Bull or monster or whatever in

(37:13):
his entire life. I wonder ifhe has stops by and I think this
is right, Hawk, maybe youknow better than I would. For home
games, he stops by the sameStarbucks and he they he has this sweet
Vikings thermos that he gets filled upand it's full of caffeine. And one
time he asked me if I wantedand I was like, yeah, sure,
and it was one of those bitswhere you have too much caffeine and

(37:34):
you can see the wavelengths. I'mlike, he fills it holy coffee.
He fills it with espresso. Yeah, it's no wonder in his pants problem.
It's I mean, it's as youknow, it's a kidney killer.
But it'll make you see thing.He'll make it go. Yeah, that's
why he's great. There he is. Oh not you Gary. Timberwolves and

(37:55):
Suns, let's go to The Timberwolveslead the series one to rip. They
are three point favorites on DraftKings.The over under is two thirteen and the
Wolves are now minus one fifty fiveto win the entire series, so their
favor to win against the Suns nowundraftkins. The Sons are a plus one
twenty five. That's a six thirtystart right here on the fan, and

(38:19):
we'll get to it in a littlebit here. But so far in the
NBA playoffs, home teams eleven andoh have not had a home loss in
the NBA playoffs. Also, yesterdaythere was a little poll out that the
Athletic did. Rudy Gobert was votedmost overrated player in the NBA and everybody
was tweeting at Rudy and talking aboutit. Only eighty one players voted,

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are you at? So that meanseleven people voted for Rudy And we're acting
like this was a presidential election.Why would they even release that? That
is I don't know, that's aresponse. For example, three people voted
for Cat okay, come on,one person voted for Jaden McDaniels. But
just more what proof? Yeah,more proof that this is just a stupid

(39:07):
pole. Two people? These areplayers, I guess, Yes, Lebron
think that Jason Tatum is over right? Are you kidding? Jason Tatum is
a top three player in the lake. Can we just throw this whole pole
out? But yeah, that's ridiculous. Rudy is ridiculous, right, Yeah,
everyone says behind the scenes. Rudyis one of the nicest people on
the planet. He's going to bepossibly what a three time Defensive Player of

(39:32):
the Year. He's a Hall ofFame basketball player. He's one of the
best defensive big men of all time. Is that is that true? Yeah?
No, it's a hundred Prue,and I get it because when Rudy
played for the Jazz, I wasI was a Rudy hater to a Rudy
denier. But I feel like it'sone of those bits where when he's not
on your team, you can't youdon't fully appreciate what he does. They

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aren't where they are without Rudy,oh not even close. They're they're they're
a playoff team, but they're notthe third seed. He's the defensive anchor
of this team, him and Jade, which Jade McDaniels is not. I
mean, he's not even rated alot of the time, so I would
say he's underrated, if anything overratedis just absolutely ridiculous. And yeah,
Rudy Gobert is already a three timeDefensive Player of the Year and he's almost

(40:15):
a lock to win his fourth thisyear, so you can't really say that
he's overrated. I mean, that'sthat's just ridiculous. But again, it's
it's a thing that's been persistent throughoutthe NBA for a long time now.
Rudy just doesn't get the love thathe is supposed to get and that's probably
not going to change any time too. And even if he does get this
fourth Defensive Player of the Year,is this thirty teams in the NBA thirty,

(40:39):
No, thirty eight thirty Yeah,So even if you do thirty times
fifteen players, right, so we'reat four hundred and fifty total players give
or take in the NBA. Yeah, and they pulled eighty one. That's
that's not enough. If they trulypulled all four hundred plus and said we
asked every NBA player anonymously and seventeenpercent say Rudy go Bear is the most

(41:04):
overrated, then I would at leastgo like, oo, that's a big
chunk of the NBA that believes it. This is eighty one people, which
equates to eleven votes. It's ridiculous. Cares And you know, Corey,
we took journalism classes. You aren'tyou supposed to have at least one hundred
for it to a poll to evenbe somewhat viable. It's supposed to be
like a thousand or something like that, So eighty one, that's that's just

(41:25):
ridiculous. Why even put that outIf only eighty one people responded, and
I'm sure Draymond Green voted eighty tearight, it's something like fifteen to twenty
percent of the league answered the pole. That's not enough. Who cares so
anyway, shout out to Rudy.I don't think anybody in this market thinks
Rudy go Bear is overrated and thattrade has worked out pretty pretty good,

(41:49):
pretty good the Wolves least everybody hatemost people. Walker Kessler isn't even that
good anymore, or isy, Idon't know something, Walker Kessler, ranger.
Oh, the Twins beat the WhiteSox seven to nothing. That is
the That is the eighth time intheir first twenty two games that the White

(42:14):
Sox have already been shut out.Kind of the first twenty two. It's
the first time a Twins picture hasgone seven or more innings since Lopez did
it in the first game. TheWhite Sox are now three and nineteen.
They're brutal first record in Baseball onein ten on the road. They just

(42:35):
don't care yep. The Twins areseven and a half games behind Cleveland.
They are still in fourth place inthe division. Good night, target Field.
The Twins are minus two sixty fiveon DraftKings. The Socks are plus
two to fifteen. So the Twinsare heavy favorites because they have Lopez.
Come again. Target Field has I'msorry, target Field. The White Sox
have something called Eric wyham Mayer.Brilliant Betty maybe Ftti way thirty? Yeah?

(43:05):
How would you pronounce this one?F E D D? Yeah?
Fetty? Can we play some FettyWop seventeen thirty exact? Oh god,
Betty Wop whale? Oh my,isn't he at brittle? He's got one
eye but he's got more than onebanger baby. Oh yeah, he's got
like three great songs all probably heeats God, I love Fetty Wopsy and

(43:30):
Nasty Probably yeah, I mean sure, Well more scores and stats after this,
we'll know what really matters. Onthe Power to Morning Show on a
Tuesday on the Fan. The PowerHour starts at eight am and you can
stream it live at camfan dot comslash Watch powered by Quantum Fiber. He

(43:53):
is David Radford and MLPs years,Sounds of the sere from my stop and
there's music everywhere, endless and streets. You can feel that. Spare my

(44:19):
jobey days a week, try tobreak some release hockey camp in dot com.
You want to send to your music, Go ahead, hey, Monday,
that's the ships I can get away, Yes, sir, that's what
really matters, right, Yeah,it's time for what really matters. I

(44:43):
do scores and stats around the worldof sports, and Chris will tell you
something that's non sports related that's moreinteresting than my boring s Just dump start
care, uh, sauce. Nota great night for you when it comes
to a parish versus the field,it's not a great start for me.
No, you're off to off isfine, but they're also taking on one

(45:05):
of your other teams, so that'sa loom win situation. The Vegas Golden
Knights with Mark Stone back just intime. He scored the first goal.
His name is Mark Stone back?Yes, and Vegas Wartstone's character didn't he
write grapes of rap? Stone scoredthe first goal. Vegas goes on to
win four to three over the DallasStars. They take a one nothing series

(45:27):
lead. Hockey fans keep complaining aboutthe Vegas Golden Knights, but I would
would argue, they're playing by therules. If you don't like the rules,
change the rules. But what reallymatters is this. The sinking of
the Titanic resulted in the loss offifteen hundred people. One lucky survivor was
Richard Williams. Well Dick spent sixhours waist deep in freezing water. He

(45:52):
was rescued and he was told thathe would need both of his legs amputated.
He said no. He went onto win Wimbledon's men's doubles in nineteen
twenty. Get out of here,Come on, Richard Williams. Ladies and
gentlemen. Wow, look, it'snot zero. But I'm gonna say he
would not have won that if hehad both legs amputating. I would agree

(46:14):
with you. I think that's it'snot zero zero. It would have been
the most unbelievable story we've ever heardin the history of sports. But yeah,
the two legs definitely gave him asignificantly better chance of winning that tournament.
Just like how he's nah, No, I'm not doing that. I'm
gonna holm now. Well, inall fairness, I would have been a

(46:36):
lot more skeptical of medical professionals backthen. You look cold. Let's cut
those off. I'm not so sure. Twenty twenty four, No exactly,
I'm gonna deny science. My guessis they did just kind of wing it.
Oh man, that's cold, howling. You've been in there six hours.
Let's cut him off. Yeah,that's all we know how to do.
Yeah, he's shivering. That can'tbe right, trying Did this?

(47:00):
Did the cocaine I prescribed? Youwere? No? No? But what
about the corn? I want acigarette? What about the corn flakes?
The curb masturbation? Nope, I'mjust eating a lot of cereal lately and
still cranking it. But stop masturbaing. Well, then let's cut your legs
off. But I'm a tennis player. Yeah, I feel like I just
did one of your reenactments, butit was way better. But I feel

(47:21):
like I was there. Yeah,well then accomplished. Can I you do
that one? I'll fine, justgo Okay, we don't have to talk.
I wanted you to do a reenactmentfrom the guy in the Titanic.
Would the guy that lost his legs? Sure he didn't lose him though,
Okay, I'll do it right now, you're anytime. Oh my lord,
what is that out there in thedistance? Is that? Okay, we're
going all the way back to beforethe crash where he got saved. This

(47:44):
is like the history. He seesthe iceberg coming and don't tell meboy,
to cut your ash. The crasheshappened. Then their boat is sinking,
standing on the on the shore,enjoying their morning pack of cigarettes. Okay,
good, Which shore? The shoreof the land? Dumb? What
land? Where did it crash by? It? The middle of the ocean,

(48:07):
that's what you think? Oh,okay. So there was an island
that nobody knew of that there werea bunch of men that just stood there
and every day they just chained,smoked, They shotgun cigarettes where they would
light a cigarette with a cigarette,and their whole job was to make sure
the ocean was peaceful, right,That was their whole thing. So one
day they were sitting there and theywere like, what is that thing out

(48:29):
there? And the one guy's like, I think it's a bobber And the
one guy goes, those haven't beeninvented yet. I think it's a human.
Let's bring him in. So theyswam out, carried him in and
they were like, you look cold. Want a heater? He said no,
I played tennis. And he's like, okay, we're gonna have to
cut your legs off. And hewas like, no, you're not.

(48:52):
I'm gonna leave, and then heleft. Can I ask you a question?
Of course, when they asked himif he wanted a heater, did
he think they were talking about acigarette? He knew. I was sure
he was cold. Yeah, No, he knew it was a cigarette.
Okay, Well they were talking abouta heater like they had. They were
gonna help him warm up. Heturned it down, Yeah, he didn't.

(49:13):
He quit smoking on the boat.Again, they weren't offering him a
cigarette. They had a heater.So Titanic sinks. Yeah, you got
the story. The Titanic sinks,and unbelievably, these men are on an
island right next to where the Titanicsinks. Yeah, they save one man
by diving in and getting him becausethey even though it was very cold,

(49:35):
they swam out and got him accordingto you, and then immediately threatened to
cut his legs off if he doesn'thave a cigarette. Yeah, they survived
on legs. What it was,did they save anybody else or just guy.
No. Was the coast guard sponsoredby Lucky's Striking probably back then,
and their job in the middle ofthe ocean is to remain on an island
to make sure the ocean is peaceful. Yes, oh what kind of peace?

(50:00):
Just you know, no shenanigans frombeasts sea beasts. Okay, so
let's say a sea beast surfaces.Yeah, what do they do? They
scream, they run, and theybring the cigarettes with them. They don't

(50:20):
actually do anything. They're just togive you the illusion that a sea beast
could be stopped by these smokers.Who would get this illusion in nineteen twelve.
It's a good question. I haven'tthought that far, of course,
lobster boy. Oh wow, that'sfull circle. Yeah, is it my

(50:45):
turn? I hope. So theEdmonton Oilers, behind five assists from Connor
McDavid, win seven to four overthe Kings. He didn't have any goals,
but he had five assists. He'svery good. Hymen. Well man,
that guy, did you hear yougot pulled over? No, the

(51:07):
cop got an award for bustin Hymen. You could say it was a breakout
game for Hymen. Oh, Ijust thought of a fireable joke that we
need. The punchline involves Rosie.Oh yeah, I don't Yeah. What

(51:34):
really matters though? Is this allright? I forgot? Let's trying to
forget what your joke was. Ican't wait for off the year. All
right, listen to this The fewGates. Wasn't that his name? And
the rest of the development, Yeah, isn't that well, Charlie Bailey Gates

(51:55):
is the character from Isn't that what'shis name? Character? Dave Yes,
Tobias fun K k Well. Thefew Gates were commonly known as the Blue
People of Kentucky. There were afamily that lived in the Hills of Kentucky
in the nineteenth century. They're knownfor having a genetic trait that led to
the blood disorder methough mego globinium.Nailed it, which causes your skin to

(52:17):
turn blue. And they really wereblue like the Smurfs or Avatar? Yeah,
exactly, or what's the other one, Sauce, Smurfs Avatar where people
turned blue and Willy Wonka, you'returning violet? Violet? Okay, I
say, yeah, I thought Iwas hanging out to dry and you've nailed

(52:37):
it, Sauce. Last one Imentioned that, you know, the perishers
in the field did not go yourway last night. How about this one?
The Islanders were up three on thehurri I already counted that one.
Yeah, three rip And the Islandersin their playoff history eighty one in oher

(52:57):
all time when they lead by threegoals or more. Until last night.
The Hurricanes score five consecutive, includingfour in the third period, two of
them nine seconds apart. That'll doit. To win five to three and
take a one nothing series lead.That would be a I need that to
go seven games because I need theHurricanes to get worn out a little.

(53:19):
That'll do it. That'll be asweet that's over. That'll I have one
team. I need my Abs tobounce back, and I think Dallas,
the Dallas Stars will win. Youneed Florida, But Florida's fine. Florida's
fine more what really matters? Afterthis, Marty in about twenty or so
minutes, Rosie in a little underan hour. This is the Power Trier
Morning Show on the Van Man.Emmy nominated actor writer and comedian Rob Schneider

(53:53):
is coming to the Mystic Showroom stageat Mystic Lake Friday May seventeenth, from
up laughs. Tickets are on salenow and you can get yours today at
Mystic Lake dot com. But Coloreleven right now, well, when their
way in with a pair of ticketscalled eight hundred three two zero five three
two six. I don't want totalk about those things here. Let's talk

(54:17):
about something else. Let's streat whatreally matters more sports news. Ready,
Oh yeah, you know, I'mactually big. The Wolves ownership dispute has
a mediation date May first, Mayfirst. Glenn Taylor, Mark Laurie,
Alex Rodriguez. They can all fightand argue, and it's advanced to a

(54:38):
mediation session May first in Minneapolis,according to sources. So they're gonna figure
out who is right, who waswrong? Do they have to sell?
Who knows? Does Glenn? Whoknows what happens? We'll see Glenn's saying
he's in the right, Mark Laurieand a rod say they're in the right.
I think Wolves fans are just scratchingtheir head, going this is pretty

(55:00):
much on par for the Wolves overthe last thirty five years of their existence.
So you know, leave it toleave it to Glenn Taylor and these
two idiots to uh distract us fromwhat might be one of the best runs
in the history of the franchise.I got a win tonight, Well,
got a win tonight. I meanthey will, right, they're supposed to.
I think they're going to. Yeahtonight, it's a huge, huge

(55:22):
opportunity you go up two to zero. I still have not seen an update
though on Anderson or Grayson Allen.I think Anderson is question questionable. What
about Grayson Allen? Yeah, Idon't know, mister Anderson. I mean,
that's such a huge thing for Phoenix. Again, like we talked about
after Game one, if he's abig three and nobody else they have no
depth on Phoenix. So you know, Gordon's just not the same as he

(55:43):
was a handful of years ago.Grayson Allen is that fourth X factor.
He forever feels like he's been playingfor thirty years, but he just he's
not quite the same. I'm notnervous about Eric Gordon. No, So
if Grayson Allen doesn't play, Iwould heavily, like heavily favor the Minnesota
Timberwolves to get it done in gametoo. But what really matters. First
of all, Comedy's not going toplay that bad again either, right,

(56:04):
What matters though is this man?This is weird. Get your your typing
fingers ready, Maxo. A womanlost her mom at fifty to something called
fatal familial insomnia, a rare braindisease with no cure that removes the ability
to sleep. After discovering that shetoo carried the gene, she and her

(56:30):
husband quit their jobs and began pursuingresearch at Harvard to find a cure because
they know, at the age offifty it's going to activate in her body.
Wait a minute, Yeah, howdo they know what's going to activate
in her too? She's got thegene. She carries the gene. Yeah,
fatal familial insomnia. Wow, yeah, it says, a rare genetic

(56:55):
degenerative brain disorder. It starts offmild, but progressively worsens, leading to
significant physical and mental deterioration because youcannot sleep. Oh my god, can
you imagine? Oh now, Iwonder if this is though, like a
self fulfilling prophecy, where if sheif if you're told, hey, you're

(57:15):
gonna get this, that would causeme to lose sleep. Yeah, right
now, if you tell this person, well, by the time you're about
fifty, you're gonna start losing sleepin you're eventually it's gonna kill you.
That would stress me out so much. I would probably never sleep and then
get it anyway and it die.I don't know, I don't think.
I think sounds terrifying. Yeah,after a while, you would fall asleep,

(57:37):
even if you were afraid of fallasleep, I think yes, correct?
Wow, cool? Good luck tohim, Yeah, good luck.
That basically says if you're only youcan really only know if your family already
has a history of it. Otherwisethe diagnosis can only be confirmed by an
autopsy post mortem. Yeah. Yikes. The New York Knickerbockers beat the Sixers

(58:02):
dramatically by the way to eight pointsin the final thirty seconds and eight nothing
run late, so the Sixers lookedlike they had had locked up. Unbelievable
defense late by the New York Knicks. Then a giant three by de Vincenzo
that was awesome, a big stealat the end as well, so they
win one o four, one ohone over the Sixers. They take a
two to nothing series lead. Likewe mentioned earlier, home teams in the

(58:24):
NBA so far eleven to zero inthe postseason, including the Knicks. Nice
comeback win for them. What reallymatters is this a seed of menifin toxicity.
Let me say it again, aset of minifin toxicity. Tail all
is the second most common cause ofliver transplantation worldwide and the most common cause

(58:45):
of liver transplantation in the United States. Just taking it too often or too
much, too much of it.Yeah, they had taken it too often
for too long. Yeah, becareful, use as directed. Yeah.
I don't think almost nobody I knowactually does that. Everybody has. Yeah,
everybody has their own amount that theyjust take no matter what. Oh

(59:07):
man, when I when I hadthat neck thing, I bet I was
taking ten to twelve a leave aday because it's the only thing that would
cause the pain to stop. How'syour neck doing? Uh, it's actually
doing pretty good. That's good man. It was Uh, I know you

(59:28):
guys, well everybody knows this thatI got a lot of the boy who
cried Wolf in me. Yeah,that's the most pain I've ever been in
my entire life. And it's notclose. Well, your neck decided it
was sick of caring that giant round. My next said, here's my two
week notice, I'm out, Andthen it just mailed it in. I
can't do this anymore. Yeah,it was you see what I'm supporting here?
Yeah, it was terrible. Itwas Atlas shrug. Yeah, who's

(59:50):
Atlass shrug? This guy went highschool with Oh, what's the Toronto Maple
League? Three to two, AustinMatthews with the third period game winner.
That series tied at one. Ithink if I read that stat right,
it was something like eight straight winsthat Boston had over Toronto leading into will

(01:00:12):
last night. Oh yeah, soa nice little streak breaking for Toronto if
that's accurate. Can I do aquick one just to see whose memory is
the best out of the tea?What really matters is this, Uh this
is from Dan Minnesota on this datein two thousand and five. Who did
the Vikings select in the draft?It was two people. One of them

(01:00:35):
was Underwood No so Troy Williamson yep, and hang on eighteenth overall pick.
It was Erasmus James. Correct,whoa both massive busts, but Erasmus James
one of the coolest names. Yeah, Erasmus. Troy Wis was hair Ruble,

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terrible, terrible, blazing fast.Couldn't catch you. Remember who the
first pick in that draft, wasI mean to assume was it a quarterback
or not quarterback? In five?I think Palmer was three or four.
It was Alex Smith. Think howmuch? Think how much the league has

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changed though? The second pick,the fourth pick, and the fifth pick
were all running backs. What Rogersa pretty bourth Yeah, this is a
pretty pretty pretty bad draft. RonnieBrown went two, oh Man, Braylon
Edwards went three. He was akiller in college, but I think he

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had some injury issues. Cedric Bensonwent fourth to the Bears. Giant bust,
Giant bust. Cadillac Williams went fifth. Yeah, he was a running
back. He went to the Bucks, and then pac Man Jones went sixth
to the tight You remember those days, running backs at the top all the
time. Ronnie Brown was the secondpick Auburn. Adrian Peterson, Yes,

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Adrian Peterson wasn't the second overall pick? Seven? Right? Seven? Yeah?
Then yeah, Troy went seventh.Really bad on the field, but
great, A great name draft.Cadillac and then pac Man right back to
back Erasmus, that's an all timenamed Braylan Braylan, Yes, Steve Mombordosi,

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I can't forget about the third roundB g went the sixth round Wales.
Maybe, Uh, this is justfor Ben Leeber. Matt Ryan officially
announced his retirement. Uh. Ifyou're asking yourself this and you're going,

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well, didn't Matt Ryan do CBSSports last year? He sure did.
He hasn't played in a year.He announced his official retire yesterday. So
if you're asking did he file theproper paperwork? Well, I would say,
tweet at Ben Leeber and ask himif Matt Ryan has filed his retirement

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papers. Wasn't he a name thatwas brought up to be the quarterback here
when Kirko got hurt? I meanmaybe yeah. You know, on the
surface, if you just say,is Matt Ryan a Hall of Fame quarterback,
his resume statistically says yes, right. Fifteen seasons, four Pro Bowls.
That's not a ton but an MVP. Fifth in NFL history and both

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completions and attempts that's pretty good.Seventh in yards, yeah, ninth in
touchdowns, eighth in passing yards pergame. So almost every key stat he's
in the top nine across the board. Right, that's pretty tough to be
top nine statistically in every category andsay he's not good enough to be in.
No, he should be in.I don't think he should have won

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a Super Bowl, right he wasup twenty eight to three and the Patriots
in the second half, a thirdoverall pick in two thousand and eight.
I mean, you can be inthe Hall. This is gonna sound crazy,
but you can be in the Hallof Fame and not be considered one
of the all time greats at yourposition, because I think that's where Matt
Ryan falls. Hall of Fame resumedefinitely not in the conversation for the greatest
quarterback of all time the Dan Marinoof the two thousands. But I think

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almost everyone would say Marino's better.Yeah right, but Marino never won a
championship. He's definitely, But Marino'sin the conversation for greatest quarterback at all
times in terms of ability. Idon't think anybody's ever going to hot rumbered
that Marino might have been here.Wasn't that a bit for like a he
came in town for some chicken?Oh yeah, yeah, he definitely came

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in for Dolphins road games. Yeahyeah, Okay, he was in town.
He played at the Dome. Okay, fine, it was the thing.
Yeah, thank you, Max.So Todd Orr. That's two ursh
survived two separate bear attacks in oneday. How after the first attack,

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when he was bitting on the headand the arms, he played dead and
the bear lost interest. So despitethe ordeal, Todd got up, walked
three miles, finally got to histruck, only to be attacked again by
the same bear, and he miraculouslysurvived a second attack as well. But
that bear was like yean, hestun up a bit to be Also,

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that bear had some splaining to dowhen it got home and it went over
to against a human right, thatwas the walk of shame. I believe
somebody had a just rang it.Shame, shame, and that bear had
to walk naked through the entire town. He had a stupid ass bear bells.

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That bear was lying about the guylike I swear, he looked like
the rock man. I just raninto macho man. Here's twins and they
both died. I could have killedhim if I wanted to. I just
messing with them. Yeah, yeah, right, buddy, shame shame.

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Speaking of shame, what are wea month away from a House of the
Dragon? Yeah yeah, I can'twait. And the boys, Yeah that's
man. The Boys is going tobe a buzzkill now with that dude dying
from Gen V we actually died,yeah in real life, oh like twenty
seven years old. Sucks and hewas definitely going to be a part of
the crossover from Gen B to TheBoys. That sucks, too young.

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That sucks, Uh, not necessarilyfor the story. It just sucks for
the kid obviously. Twenty seven.Man, it's terrible, you know what?
Speaking of twenty seven, I readthis yesterday. Yesterday was the anniversary
of Pat Tillman dying. I'm sureI knew, as we always say,
but I'd forgotten he was only twentyseven? Was he really? I knew
he was young, I didn't knowhe was twenty seven. Yeah. That

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sucks. Yeah, friendly fire,right, she's always Yeah. Can I
lie about it? Yeah? CanI do another one? Of course,
Corey, This is for you.This is for you to explain to us,
well mostly me. You already explainedit to me, but I would
like you to explain it to me. I don't know what you're saying.
Now, I'll explain sauces sentence first. Yeah, you translate what I'm saying.

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Okay, Now you're assuming that Iknow what you're talking. You do
know what I'm talking about because we'vetalked about it off the air of crabby
pants. Okay. On draft kings, your Minnesota Vikings for position of first
drafted player in the twenty twenty fourdraft is quarterback. What's the second highest
odds? I'm gonna say, butBob, but I don't care. Defensive

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lineman. You are correct. TheMinnesota bike does it specify and or tackle
D line d lin slash edge.It's the same bit and I'm gonna be
careful with Johnny Pecker. Cornerback isthird. The Vikings are minus three to
twenty on DraftKings for their first playertaken to be a quarterback. What does
that mean? So that's just I'mjust gonna make the mattheasy. It's something

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like a seventy five percent chance,is what they're saying. I don't like
to explain which that feels about,right, doesn't it? Yeah? It
doesn't. It feel like it's approximatelyseventy five percent that we get out of
this with a quarterback. I thinkthey want it to be one hundred.
But you have to have a dancepartner, right, So whether they get
the quarterback they want is not necessarilyin their own hands. Use other guys
are hungry to trade upsie. Soit also means you got to bet three

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hundred and twenty bucks to win ahunt to win one hundred exactly. So
it's kind of it's one to three. Yep, I like those odds.
Yeah, it'll be great. It'stwo days away. I can't wait if
you can't. I'm excited for itto be over. Same, but I'm
excited for it to be over abecause of the unknown. But be I
don't know what I'm gonna do withmy life after that. And well,

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you still have seasons of MLB theshow that I do Team. I'm not
kidding you. I'm I've simulated alot. I think I have two total
losses. Yeah, are you overthose two or not? Yeah? Emotion
yesterday was tough? Yeah? Howcould you let that happen? Anything we
can do to help? Uh?No, didn't take two days off and
quit? Yeah? Din one ofyour players get generated as Jeffrey Lambert or

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something. Peter. There's an actualpicture for the Colorado Rockies name Peter Lamba.
Trade for him. No, Idon't want Peter on my team.
He'll wreck it, im I onlyhave God squad players on my team right
back. So oh hell yeah,it's all got to be ninety nine ninety
eight. Get the hell out.You got no play. It's a video.

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Yeah, God, Martin's hundred,is she not? Yes? Marty
is great, Marty's in ninety nine. I'm Marns. Marni is one hundred
out of one hundred. Defending Initialschampion Marty Gilder who scared Brian O'Neill.
Yeah, you hit him a loton Friday. By the way, he's
the best. I'm a lucky hedidn't press charges you physically have you are
right tackle you hit him. Iwas just interacting. He didn't seem to

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care. I think it was kindof like a mosquito. It's just I
mean, he's gigantic. He waslike whatever. I saw him then that
night at the Wolves game, andhe was sitting next to Josh Mantelis,
and I walked by them during atime out and and said hi, and
jo Josh Mattelis said, I sawI saw you. I watched that that

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bit. I watched the game.I gotta come back. I gotta be
better. Have his purse, youknow, I didn't notice it. Okay,
he's a great player. Those guysare both super nice and Brian O'Neil
are both fantastic. You you sweptthe flour with both of them. Did
do the beer chugging bit like wetalked about? Did he just slam a

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beer on the big screen? No, they should have done it too cliche
movie for a big lineman and aslam of when they put him those two
up and they just kind of quickwaved and then they went, Adrian,
oh, okay, that's fair.So I don't know if they had time
to chuck. Got it more withMarty Jelder and the news after this on
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