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had a great weekend and oilers zee Lee Jong or
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zang sort of weekend makatchev UFC three oh two, victorious weekend.
Not at DNT wounder got knocked out in the fifth round. Yeah,
sort of embarrassing. But what I did that was embarrassing myself. Yeah,
I thought I hit a home run, and I practically
did like a bat flip into like a little like
a little trot and trot Nixon. It hit off the
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top the top bar of the fence.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So put on the swaggy peek the left field.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's a left field down the line energy spaggy d
the left field line like the actual like the foul
pole is two eighty two. I hit this two eighty
one and three quarters like because I hit it right
down the line, like yank the line drive And I'm like,
come Ron, And I was like, oh, stand up, double wow. Yeah,
you're no Wan Soto. I'm not one so tough. By
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the way, we make this statement a lot, and I've
said it here on Fox Sports Radio, but then I
heard Michael Kay saying it over the weekend as well.
Let me re emphasize knowing a player's good and then
when he plays against your team, you recognize daddy's good,
But then seeing that player day to day every day,
My goodness, I'm not sure this might be the boldest
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thing I've ever said on Fox Sports Radio. Hold On,
Wan Soto might be the best all around baseball player
I've ever watched in my life, the greatest baseball player
of these eyes have ever seen. Now I really started
a streatting. It's not a stretch. Soto is a five
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tool player, for sure, He's incredible, and I've known this,
but day in day out, whole different story. When you
see someone every day and what they bring to the table,
it's just way different man, and he's incredible to watch.
The Yankees had an incredible weekend. I was pumped about it,
so we have lots to get to. I always feel
that way about players that get big contracts and I
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don't understand it. My first thought is, yeah, I just
don't watch them day in and day out, so I
don't get it. Your second thought has to be, well,
clearly they're worth it, or else they wouldn't be getting
paid that much. You know, the experts have done the math.
And then those guys you think are really good and
you're like, oh, they got him on the cheap, and
you're like, or do I not realize day to day
they're not as effective. They have to be effective. They
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have to be able to put asses in the seats.
And I've never seen a more perfect fit for the
New York Yankees moving forward, He's getting paid next year.
This dude's on fire man Son. Hope you had a
Soto Aaron Judge sort of weekend. He had a great homecoming.
One of my dumb Mets fans friends, yeah, said, well,
maybe next year will get Sodo, Steve Cohen will break
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out the bank, and I go, it doesn't matter if
You're Wan Sodo, right, and you have two choices. And
this hurts me to say as a Mets fan, if
you could stay in the Bronx where your team's gonna
win one hundred games again, like you're thriving, You're thriving,
you're fitting in. You got that Dominican support as well, right,
you got a lot of fans.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Cheering you on.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know the Yankees are going to pay. How much
more would you really need to be paid to go
across town to the awful Mets? Like you'd have to
be so greedy for the dollar that a couple mill
suaded you. But at that stage of the game, when
you're making what he'll probably get, what four hundred mil
or something, would it be worth it for him to
leave a team where he has a fit and he's
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not a legendary contender like the Yankees. And I hate
to say that as a Mets fan, but Wan Soto's
going nowhere. It's been fun to watch as a guy
who was sort of indifferent on getting this guy, because
I've seen the Yankees get so many star players who
didn't produce, and this guy is just amazing to watch.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He's in his zone.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You could say that I told you, and Rich did
tell us that. I said, not excited about this guy
because I never saw him day to day National League guy.
So I watched them more and I'm like Cano because
you were so like, oh right, Soto, I'm like, bro,
you're gonna love this guy. Want Soto, Danny. You watch
him play against you in the NL West. He's such
a pain in the ass to play against and if
he was on your team, you'd love him.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, he really is. And I looked it up right now.
He has earned around fifty two million dollars in his
MLB career so far, so he'd be you'd need to
be kind of cash strapped to want to sign with
the Mets.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I mean, I hate to say it as a Mets fan,
but you're right. If you were offered twenty or fifty
million dollars more to go to the Mets, you might
even bulk at that and say, now the Yankees will
pay him three four hundred million or whatever, or the
Dodgers or someone else. You're not going to the Mets.
He's not going to the Mets. Attitude is contagious and
it's just great to see, even if you're not a
Yankees fan, guys, it really is the mix of Judge
and Soto make them so likable even to the Yankee hater.
(06:02):
But speaking of your Mets, I do want to make
this point before we dive into this Travis Kelcey story
and other nonsense. I thought it was awesome to see
Darryl Strawberry get his flowers this weekend at City Field
in front of fifty thousand plus Mets fans, because that
dude said all the right things and nothing exemplifies to
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me that championship team more than Darryl Strawberry and of
course Dwight Gooden, who was honored as well this year.
But it's nice to see that they're doing that. Yeah. Well,
I mean it's the only thing there disguising a crap
season with some cools do highlights of the eighties. He
had some of his former Yankee teammates there and his
Mets teammates there, and he apologized to the Mets fans
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that to me was the one they take away. Yep,
I'm sorry I ever left you, guys, And I've never
seen an athlete vocalize it in such a big moment
where we assume they feel that way. That's the first
time I ever heard that. Ever, Like you don't think
Robinson Canoe deep down inside is like man, when I
went to the Mariners and left the Yankees, my career
went downhill. I wish I'd never loved. You probably feel
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that way about women. Strawberry feels that way about the Mets. Hey,
you might have had a good woman in your life
and you left her because you thought the grass was greener,
and you're like, man, I didn't realize what I had,
but you never really apologized. That was always someone that
left your team. And if you want to think of
those guys that you know, regret it like a guy
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that left your team for free agency. I say Cano
is a number one. Answer like number one, top three
at least answer. I mean, no offense to our friends
in Seattle. But when he went from All Star looked
like future Hall of Famer playing second base for the
Yankees signs that big deal. Jay Z helped them along,
got that big deal to go to Seattle. I remember
thinking he went from top five star of the league
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to obscurity. I don't remember what the deal was with
Jacoby Yilsbury because I try to forget it, but there
was a guy that was prospering in Boston only to
be injured and forgotten when he ended up in New York.
You know, so many players have prospered somewhere else and
then did nothing as they moved on. And remember how
great Chasin Bay was for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Oh yeah,
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big time he was again. He found a home, he
was in his zone. You have to factor those things in.
And that goes back to Wan Soto. He's playing so
well in New York, and I understand people are going
to throw more money at him, but is it really
worth it. When you're thriving and you found a home,
you have to factor that in too, and you're being embraced,
you're producing. So Strawberry apologized over the weekend forever leaving
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the Mets in the first place because it was a
rocky road ever since with the Dodgers, and he did
well yan He did well the Yankees. You know, he
ended up winning, but now the Dodgers was never really
the same after that for multiple reasons. But again, some
good hockey, some good fight, some good baseball over the weekend.
And I will say this before we get into Kelsey.
I don't know if you guys watched the early fight,
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but Antay Wilder has to retire moving forward. It was
an honor to watch this guy fight. He did the
most he could with his abilities. He won a bronze medal,
the Bronze Bomber. He had so many legendary heavyweight fights
with Tyson Fury, but I think those took everything out
of him. He got knocked out in the fifth round
by Zang Excellent Shong as they call him. Not to
(09:22):
make an analogy, but in you know how, sometimes a
pitcher gives his all in like a playoff game, and
you're like, wow, they're never the same after that because
they pushed it too far. I'll lot like a Matt Harvey,
Johan Santana, Yeah, and no hitter, No hitter. There's certain
guys that push it and then never the same. I
think you're right. The trilogy against Tyson Fury took a
little something out of the heart and sold Deontay Wilder.
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He was forty and oh, let me repeat that, forty
and oh, with like forty knockouts, and since then his
knockout percentage was as high as it gets.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I forget how many exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Since then, he's three and four, and he's lost four
of his last seven fights. And it just seems like
that Deontay Wilder unstoppable right hand just does non exist.
And sang out weigh him by jog outweighed him by
seventy pounds. But still Deontay didn't have that instinct to
pull the trigger and unload and never had that opportunity
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and again, protect yourself at all times. He got caught sleeping,
knocked out. Sad to see, but that's that's everything. It's
like a weird analogy. But I heard Pat say, Jack,
who was wrapping up his career, this is a week,
this is the last week. He said, Look, could I
continue daughter's hop by the way I did to see
his daughter gave a little tour of the set of Fortune.
(10:39):
I'd like to buy a valve. She's with him? What
he said that when he wanted.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
To be relax, I want it to be I.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Can I purchase an eye?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Please?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Now you'd have to buy an O. I see you. Oh, anyway,
he did say, can I continue hosting the show? Yeah?
I probably can't, but I want to go out on
my own terms, you know, and feel good about what
I did. That's what every great athlete wants to do
and unfortunately Deontay Wander is gonna have to walk away.
I think he's done, but a great career, hard to watch.
(11:13):
Knocked out and then Pourier UFC three zero two. There
was lots of celebrity cameos rich at UFC this weekend.
Did you see uh Donald Trump getting like the craziest
ovation and then right behind him was comedian Theo vonn
just pumping his fists Donald Trump, don't crowd, listen, that's
his crowd. If there's a if there's a Donald Trump crowd,
that place went Berzerko like it was like stone Colder
(11:36):
hulkom in. He was entering the every Nah came out
to like, yeah, he should have you see your boy?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Aaron Rodgers dis him.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No, but Danny shook his hand after he did after afterwards,
because you know what's funny, can you know said the
same the same thing, Danny I didn't see because I
was watching it live and I noticed that I didn't
see that. Later on followed up exactly, Danny fake news. No,
but Aaron Rodgers the story was he dissed Donald Trump,
and then Aaron Rodgers on his own Instagram story said,
met mister president, and there's a picture of them shaking hands.
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So if that was ever his crowd, you could probably
name multiple crowds where Donald Trump would walk into and
he be booed. But that is a that is his
arena pun intended, you know. Geez well, we said Deontay
Wallader probably going to retire after this, at least I
think he should dustin Poorier after a really competitive loss,
said that it might be his last. He said, Joe,
(12:26):
I might be done fight for what I've fought over
fifty times. Unless it's a meaningful title fight or some
sort of high paying Jake Paul and McGregor fight, why
would he do it at this point? So again, props
to him because he really showed up and fought well.
But Makatchev with the win UFC three h two plus
Sean Stricklan would a really nice win a split decision,
(12:47):
but he whooped Costa's Assi. Mindeah, you were saying it
was not as close to him. Some great fights over
the weekend. Hope you enjoyed it, and now tonight you
get to relax because nothing really going on tonight, at
least for me too. My Yankees are off. I mean,
there's no basketball till Thursday. I'm not tuning in unless
Caitlin Clark's on. So what am I gonna do tonight?
You know what? You can watch out what I watch
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last night? Someone recommended a documentary and it's not new,
it's not something that's just released, but it's about a
year ago. Danny G. Did you ever watch the Reading
Rainbow Butterfly in the Sky documentary about LeVar Burton.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I've heard about it, I have not seen anything. It'll
make you.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You and Brenda watch out. You'll shed a tear and
be like yo, LeVar Burton is the man. He's always
been missed. So if you want to reminisce on a
Monday night when there's nothing much going on, Reading Rainbow
documentary is on Netflix, you know, and I'll be watching
porn on X what Yeah, on X's official now they're
allowed to Yeah. Okay, that's a whole other news alert.
We might get to you later on. But aside from
(13:47):
all the fighting and the basketball and the fighting in
the WNBA what whoa? You know, we do have other
things to get to and one of those things has
to do with what does Kelsey and Rich Davis have
in common. Jason Kelsey had a wise admission and I'll
explain in a second, but we talked about players that
were never the same. I just want to ask Danny
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and we forget. Is there a Dodger that comes to mind,
because we we we named a lot of East Coast players.
Is there a guy that came to the Dodgers and
you're like, this guy's a shell of what I thought
he was, or a guy that left your team and
was never the same, because right now a guy that
looks like he's not the same Blake Snell. Yeah, I know,
I know, I know hurt, but I mean, we're talking
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about a guy that looked lights out for Tampa and
San Diego. He was one of the only true aces
in Major League Baseball. And if you're a Giants fan,
you can't be pleased with the zero to three start
and a nine e R. That's not what you paid
all that money for. No, and he got hurt this
weekend as well.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, well, he's a role player.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But we were all excited when key Key Hernandez came
back to the Dodger and he just he's still on
the roster, but he's he's made contact with the ball,
but he's so unlucky he cannot buy a hit.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's part of it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, you gotta luck on your side to break these slumps.
But it happens a lot with big star, big name players. Man,
I've seen it so many times. That's why the Soto
story is refreshing. You know, you have all these high expectations,
and to exceed those expectations is is rare to see
and honestly, such a joy to watch.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now, Jason Kelsey, let's talk about him. Let's talk about him.
Is he the better Kelsey? Some say, ask your wife
tonight which Kelsey she would rather?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Do?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You think more women would say Jason or Travis. I
think they'd marry Jason, but get with Travis. Have relations
with Travis. Is that the generic female answer on the board.
I mean, that's my answer. They'd rather cuddle with the center.
No one wants you, don't. You don't want to be
the one that women want to cuddle with. Yeah, I'd
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have a crazy night with Travis, but I'd cut it
with Jason. Jason's like, really awesome, what's up, Damn Biden.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'm a Cavino guy.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
The same thing, you know, I'd also would like to,
you know, would rather cuddle with Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm a guy. You know, we're on the same page here.
He's winning the eyebrow game too, Jason has the better eyebrows. Oh,
he's winning there. I never know Jason Kelsey, he looks
he looks more like he looks more like Yukon Cornelius
than our buddy Spot does the guy from the Rudolph
the Rendos rein to her cartoon? Like yes, total side note, Spot,
(16:30):
who does our videos here? The producer of our Patreon
Cavino and Rich Spot was Yukon Cornelius ala Jason Kelcey.
That's basically what he looked like. Jason Kelcey Yukon Cornelius
for Halloween. And you know they featured you in some
like Halloween article recently. I made it to the front
page of Reddit, which he know that that's a huge honor.
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So yeah, I'm like in every article where it's like
dudes with beards and costumes. Just over the weekend I
saw it and I'm like, Spot is like the stock photo,
so you thought that was Jason Kelcey dressed as Yukon Cornelias.
It was actually spot look it up. But anyway, Jason
Kelsey is in the news and has to do with
something gross that he does actually or it doesn't do well.
(17:13):
This all started on Twitter. His podcast, he talks about
how it's unnecessary to wash your feet. Take a listen
to the podcast clip.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
You really don't need shampoo or body wash to wash
your body because soap is not necessary. Everybody knows. Just
going there and Brin sauce, I haven't used soap on
my arms, legs, feet and years and I'm as healthy
as an ox. The only things I soap on a
routine basis are the hotspots.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's hero.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Well, everybody knows what they are.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It's the back end, the front end, and they are pits.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Those are the hotspots. I'm sorry, what about your cheetos?
Those aren't the hot spots. There's three hot spots. His
feet are not a hotspot. The pits, the wavos and
the bum bum my Mom calls it PTA, but stay
it on the air, oh PTA. Let's say you can
guess what is Mama Mama Iowa Samson patas teacher Jesus.
(18:10):
So it's very important here he is Jason Kelsey saying
he doesn't wash his feet, and that's where the debate
started on social media. Let me explain too that I've
been doing a show with Rich for twenty years now,
and I know this goonberger, and this guy has admitted
many times that he doesn't scrub the cheetos. He doesn't
scrub the feet a because he's lazy and he can't
(18:31):
bend down that far. And he says that the SuDS
from his shampoo, the SuDS get him clean, so he
just dances in the SuDS. You're you're taking what I
said out of context a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's almost exactly because I've said and hear me out
because this is fact. What I'm about to say is
factual information that can't really be debated. People are fools
because there are multiple types of showers. I wrote him
down here just so there's no confusion. Shower number one.
This is the quick rinse before sexy time. This is
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the oh I'm gonna get some tonight, let me go
in do a quick little as Kelsey said, the hot zones,
hot spots, front back pits, p t A. I'm still
trying to figure out. I guess Sam, when you said
he had a PTA meeting to go to. That's what
you meant. I thought you were volunteering your time. My
mom said that a BT meeting. I'm still trying to
(19:26):
figure it out. Yeah, I'll figure that. The break torso.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
The first.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
The first two rhyme yes, yes, yes, so think of
the p think of a woman.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
No PTA anyway, Kelsey, good job, Dan Kelsey is Here's
what I'm saying. There's the post shower after sports of
the gym, which again is a more of a rinse off,
quick little up. And then there's the what I call
they get clean shower, which is what you actually scrub
(20:06):
your whole body. But I think that if you shower
in the morning and give yourself a legit shower, I
think if you go to the gym, or if you're
about to have sexy time, I don't think every shower
requires foot scrubs.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
When you're a big galot who weighs two hundred and
eighty two, which really means three hundred pounds, Jason Kelcey
after a football game, you gotta scrub those bad boys down.
And that's more than just soap and SuDS. You gotta
get as my mom says, azacte, I need a zagatte.
Those are those hard cardboard like sponges. You know I'm
talking about that. I feel like sandpaper. My mom always has,
(20:41):
grandparents had that in their shower, like those Lucas alofahs. Yeah,
you gotta scrub those down. Otherwise, what are you doing?
You're not getting clean if you're not scrubbing yourself. Wrong,
he's not right, he's wrong. If you really want to
be clean, you need a shower rag of sorts. You
need a shower. Do you need something a wash rag?
(21:02):
Do you think? And this is the hard hitting question
we post here on your the feet Like Kelsey, I
would not take the advice a hard hitting by the way,
beautiful wife, successful, great dad, great role model, great guy,
terrible feet. This is the hard hitting stuff we get
to on covn rich. Does every shower require a foot scrub?
(21:22):
And I'm gonna say absolutely not. How lazy could you be?
You're in the shower, you just it's gonna take you
an extra three seconds. You lean on the wall, you
lift one foot, you scrub it, you put it, you
rinse it off, put it down. Yeah, to take that
much every other foot scrub it, put it down, dude,
and you're good if I'm taking you to rinse it
first so it's not soapy. I took what you call
(21:43):
like I said, a get clean shower this morning. Now
I'm going to the gym after the show before I
get clean shower. Before every shower should be a get
clean shower. Why are you showering if you're not getting clean?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, hold on, after the show today, I'm gonna go
to the gym across the street before I get in
my bed tonight, in my cheets, and I'm before I'm
lay next to my wife clean with just soap. I
will shut scrub your body. But you know what, my tonight,
my feet will be fine splashing around in the shampoo
and soap remnants that drip to the little splash equivalent
(22:14):
of I do a little splashy splashy with defeet. You're
basically saying, I don't need to get my car washed
it rained today. Meanwhile, this guy's walking around barefoot on
his patio where his dog's going to the bathroom all
the time. Rain rich clean his feet, and tamp rain
does not clean your car, does not get the dirt
off your car just like you know, it gets like
the heavy stuff off, but like it's still dirty. So hey,
(22:34):
we're gonna talk, Caitlyn Clark. We're gonna talk cosmic baseball
if we have time. But scrubbing down the Cheetos is mandatory.
Your thoughts only on the one time efficient shower day.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
All right, your.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
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Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm feeling so fresh, so clean. You know why, because
I scrubbed my body. You're not just rubbing SuDS all
over your body. Tell Kelsey so clean, clean, and we
all agree that Jason Kelsey is the Mary in the
Kelsey f Mary kill game? Who are you killing? Ed
Kelsey gonna married Jason F Travis Huh, but.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Came on the show.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I mean he was nice. But if I had to choose,
I didn't invent the rules to the game. If you're
just dancing around the SuDS or just wiping SuDS on
your body with your bar of soap or your body
wash in your hand, you're not cleaning anything. I don't
even have to explain this to grown adults. You need
a wash rag or a zacat or a sponge, one
(25:28):
of those poofy things that women use, a loofah. You
need something to scrub your body, one of those axe
ones they make, those real masculine axe ones, you know,
with the scrubby side.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Do it with my scratchy hands.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, dude, you you just run the calluses. He's no.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, you take the excess shampoo off your hair and
then scrub your feet with that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
So for as much as I like Jason, we established
that your feet smell like coconut anny. I don't even
want to know what Jason smell like you know, play
the clip one more time with samf you don't mind.
Jason Kelsey on his podcast, you.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Really don't need shampoo or body wash to wash your
body because soap is not necessary.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Everybody knows. Just going there and brin sauce, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Used soap on my arms, legs, feet and years, and
I'm as healthy as an ox. The only things I
soap on a routine basis.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Are the hotspots.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
That's hero.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Well, everybody knows what they are.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's the back end, the front end, and they are pits,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Those are the hot zones, so on his pta in
the iOS Samuel Family, I figured it out. So but
it is. There is something to be said about most
of your showers really just need the hot zones. So
you're how about if you're in the shower, you might
as well complete the tank what I bought a lazy
guide device a couple of years ago and I still
don't use it. Whatever it is, I'm not surprised because
you sound lazy as hell. Keep in mind, I'm not
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some like fat slug that can't bend down. But I
bought one of those infomercial items where you scrub your
foot on it. It's like, uh, it has such a
say that thing that slips your shoe on for you.
Why don't you forget one of those putting on your
sock devices too? Well, how you're at it, wash yourself,
don't be a slop.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Well, anyway, thank you guys for hearing us out. I
think Kelsey's wrong. We have other hard hitting things to
get Yeah. By the way, did you know, uh, moving on,
do you know there's a reason I do all types
of fighting in the off season because I'm prepared to
f somebody up.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh all right, Tommy Fam is this guy that.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Like badass or blow hard? I can't tell. I usually
feel like I get a vibe because he was a
met and I was like, here's the thing, like Tommy Famm.
But I liked what he had to say. Again, the
White Sox Brewers got into a little bit of a tiff,
a little bit of a melee over the weekend. He
was thrown out at the play and Willie Contreras was
barking real loud. He's the catcher for the Brewers that
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tagged him out. Tommy Fam said that he'll never start
it like he didn't start it, but he will finish
it and that's why he fights in the off season.
But seem like a tough guy, Like, why are you
rolling your eyes to Tommy Fam? Do you remember Tommy
fan is barking loud in the I don't know, because
he tagged him out the plate in a close game.
So hey, then up you're thinking of what he did
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to Jock Peters. Remember he walked into centerfield.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And he snapped Jack Peterson over a fantasy football debate. Yeah,
that's hard to defend that, but this particular incident Peterson
where he starts. But I like Jock Shock's a nice guy,
you know, I think there can you be both? Could
I say that Tommy fam is tough but also a
little eye rolly with his toughness, Like if you had
(28:30):
to say who's a tough MLB player, I would say
Tommy FAM's on the top of that list.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Gary Sheffield former tough guy.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, but don't you think he's a little eye rolly, Like, yo,
I'm prepared to f somebody up. Come on, get That's
what he said over the weekends, saying, in case you
missed it, if you were having a swim or having
a cookout, or you were just busy shopping. Women love
to shop, women be shopping. If you were shopping, then
you may have missed Tommy fam in the news. Now, Rich,
(29:00):
I don't know if you want to go from Kelsey
to Taylor Swift. Well, you could get this out of
the way. We can go to them Buyer for an update.
I just want to throw this out there ahead. There's
a couple of pictures where people are speculating, Oh is
Taylor Swift pregnant? And I just want to remind people
that's the number one I think on the board. If
we're playing family Feud and Steve Harvey and his biggest
(29:22):
mustache came out of here, the number one answer on
the board of what is the number one unintentional insult
you could give someone is oh, you're pregnant when you're not.
I got a few few examples. People need to h
shut up and understand what they're saying. Sometimes think about
that and we'll discuss plus Caitlin Clark and Moore, But.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
First dB Well stan Byer, guy's a story that's developing
a Major League baseball We could have a lifetime ban
on our hands. Wall Street Journal says that Padre's infield
infielder Tucapita Marcano is facing a lifetime ban from Major
League Baseball for betting on the Pirates last year when
he was with the team on the injured list. He's
(30:03):
currently with the San Diego Padres, but something to watch
in the next coming next couple of days, as the
report also says a few minor leaguers could be also
found in violation of the league's gambling policy. Now on
to the NFL. Justin Jefferson made a lot of money today.
He agreed to a four year extension where one hundred
and forty million dollars He gets one hundred and ten
million guaranteed staying in Minnesota as he becomes the highest
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paid non quarterback in the NFL Hall of Fame. Offensive
lineman Larry Allen died yesterday while vacationing with his family
in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
He was fifty two years old.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Chicago Sky had coached Teresa Witherspoon called the flagrant followed
by Kennedy Carter on Caitlin Clark over the weekend as
quote not appropriate end quote. In a statement, Wetherspoon said
that there are better ways to handle things and Carter
and the team will learn from this situation. Real Madrid
officially announced the transfer of Killian and Bape, who gets
a five year deal sixteen million dollars per year after taxes.
(30:58):
According to reports, is the contract with another one hundred
and fifty million euro as a signing bonus. And in tennis,
Novak Djokovic won at the French opening straight sets. Guys,
that's win number three seventy for him in a Grand
Slam event, passing Roger Federer for the all time market.
I know he was one behind, so now we got Yeah,
now he's got the mark for the most match wins
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and just the most Grand Slam of victories as well.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Back to you guys, hey, Dan, the two things from
your update Number one, justin Jefferson getting that money, do
you think he's going to want to catch passes from
j McCarthy right out the gate or you think he's
pushing for the veteran Sam Darnold. What do you think
that's gonna shake out?
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I think if you had your brothers, you would want
JJ McCarthy to win the job, you know, like, yeah,
just just to have it out of the gate.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I just don't think that that's probably the case.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And you know, I gambling is an addiction for some.
Isn't it fascinating when a guy who is at that
level still decides to sacrifice at all on a silly
like in game bet.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Sure, you know, and guys, I don't know what you
think about this, but the whole thing with Pete Rose
was the well, the only bet on the Reds to win.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
And then we would say, well, what about the days
that you didn't bet on them?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Then did you think that they were going to lose
or that they were compromised or you know, maybe you know,
would made certain situations. I'm sure people will say, well,
what about the him being on the injured list? Why
would that matter? But still it's the point of the
inside information and it's the integrity now of betting throat
that's basically throughout this entire country that I now think
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plays even more of a role to you know, all
those you know everywhere that has you know, states that
allow betting. Yeah, there's got to be some integrity to it,
and this would fly in the face of that.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I think there's something very you know in the culture
of like young guys like hanging out placing a bet
here and there. I think some of these guys get
pulled into it and don't realize they're sacrificing so much
over like, you know, what, are you gonna wait a
couple thousand dollars, a couple hundred dollars? Meanwhile here you
are going to get banned from the big leagues like
cheez and I think the MLB will make example out
of this since their hands tied with the show. Hey, Won,
(33:02):
you're like, no, we think it's serious. You're man, not
so much?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Marcano?
Speaker 5 (33:08):
In the Hall of Fame debates in ten years, I'm
Givino and rich should he be in the Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Where hiss? Just kidding them?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, speaking of Hall of Fame, I thought you were
going to bring up Dallas Cowboys Hall of Famer Larry Allen,
who died at fifty two on vacation in Mexico. I'm
guessing no details, right, No, No, I did send in.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
The update in passing, but yeah, just unexpectedly.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Just imagine having the time of your life on a
family vacation and then it goes south like that.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Now and he's only fifty two years old.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Man, that's hey, thoughts family stinks.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Finished his career with the Niners. That's a couple of
seasons with them.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, well, thank you d me for the update. Now
real quick. Other than oh my god, are you pegged it?
When the woman's not? Never assume ever, we saw what's
happened to it. Yeah, we witnessed it at serious exem
years ago. Yeah, we saw a woman dannyg say to
another woman, oh my god, congrats, what do you do?
(34:05):
And she said, and I'm only repeating this, it's not
my words. She goes, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat,
all right. And I was like Cavino and I were
like the Homer Simpson clip where he backs into like
a bush. We want to get the hell out of there.
So other than saying are you pregnant when you're not?
What is a bigger insult? Not bigger than that. But
when people say, hey, you look tired, it's like, why
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don't you shut up? No one asks you what is
that about? People and my family say that to me.
Sometimes I'm like, yeah, and do you want me to
tell you anything about you? It's not a nice thing
to tell somebody, you know. Yet people say like, oh,
you look a little tired.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Got tired.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
It's like, all right, you got ain'tything else you want
to share? Anything else you want to share with us? Amazing, Larry,
It's like what else? Why would you even say that
your last brain cell at work? I got one. I
got one based on a story about last week. When
someone insinuates you can't afford something. He bought all those
sports cars because he said the dealer was like, can
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you even afford these? I think that is one of
those insulting things like that. But he makes you feel poor,
a pretty woman, big mistake, some of those things. Yeah,
you keep to yourself. Can't afford it? Are you pregnant?
And again, there's no malicious intent behind these things, that's
the thing. But it comes across like yo, why don't
(35:23):
you shut up? It is insulting. It really is.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
When they ask you at a restaurant if you're there
for the Senior citizens special.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'll take very insult So Hey, anyone, anything
you want to add to that, you can hit us
up at Covin and Rich.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
We got more.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Next, we are going to talk some Kitlin Clark just
for a second. I know that's a hot story of
the day, and Danny, you hit us up with a
pretty fun meme I wanted to go over. And it's
when you take a look at all the last place
NFL teams from last year, based on all the moves
in the NFL, the NFL draft, free agency, what last
(36:00):
place team has the best chance to be a first
place team. We'll get to that and more right here,
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for Kaitlyn Clark. He's got the hots for Kaitlyn Clark,
pretty woman. Big mistake. I thought we were talking about
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Julia Roberts here. I know at Cabino and Rich on
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is here. We're gonna play last one Standing next hour,
give away some prizes but Kaitlyn Clark huge in the
news this weekend. I'm gonna stand by my thought of
weeks ago, bullied taking advantage of, you know, taking the
hits that go along with being the young star of
the game. These are all good things, and I'll tell
(38:15):
you why, because we're talking about it, well every day
you're talking about the WNBA and Caitlin Clark is a
good thing for the WNBA in Kitlyn Clark. As I
discussed with Iowa Sam over the weekend, if it's the
drama and the WWE antics that pull people in, then
you're right, it's all great. It's all gravy. But there's
(38:35):
a few ways to look at the plays over the weekend.
Kennedy Carter with the cheap shot body check, hip check,
it's like the meme goes it really is. I saw
this meme of Caitlyn Clark is Nancy Carrigan and the
WNBA is basically Tanya Harding, and that is how I
see it. But she's what the WNBA has been waiting
(38:57):
for all these years, So who cares? How now what's packaged?
Is counterproductive to be hating on this girl in this
way because I think it's a little bit more than
you know, let's give it to the rookie. It's not
that there's some hatred and envy and jealousy behind all
of this. And Big Mike, who runs his place, yes,
(39:18):
I agree with him as well. He was quick to
shut me down. You know, he never runs his place.
Big Michael was quick to shut me down because I said,
is this a case of because not to be stereotypical,
but you have been hearing people say, is it a
case of women just being rough on other women where
maybe men aren't as mean to other men. And he's like, no, no, no,
that's not that's not at all. That's depict I don't
(39:40):
believe that. He said men do it too, it's just
labeled as competitive. So I do see it as counterproductive
and torn on how to react when you see it happening,
you expect that. I do agree, like, hey, men do it,
we just label it different. You know, it's it's men
being competitive. Oh man, did you see what happened? And
we get excited about it with the women, we're still
(40:02):
processing and trying to figure out as we all jump
on the w NBA and the story, like how do
we feel about it? And you just got to look
at it as competitive, Is it dirty? Is a fair noe?
But those things happen in the NBA as well, And
whether or not you see it as just competitive or
caddy behavior or jealousy, it's counterproductive no matter how you
(40:24):
view it, because she's trying to uplift the w NBA
and they're trying to tear it down.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
As DP pointed out on our morning show today, she
dishes it out too. She's not innocent in all of it.
But what's caddy to me are the postgame antics from
the other w NBA players just say, you know, we're
playing hard both ways?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
How about this? They refuse to even address it. That's cheap, right,
Angel reeson Kennedy Carter they both got fined and the
fact that they're saying, what else does she bring to
the to the game aside from a three point shot?
Does she need that much more? Steph Curry changed the
NBA with a street point shot, So I don't know.
I think she is getting some unfair treatment. This is
(41:04):
all great for the w it's all great. It's all
great because otherwise who would care at this stage of
the game, who to say Kennedy now you're confuse me, Charlie, Yeah,
no clue on playing Carter for being a bully. This
is no disrespect, So I don't want to come across
that way. But I never heard that name of my
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life until this incident, which means it was chili cheese, chinnity,
which means it's good for the w n B A
play her clip after the game, but Kennedy good for
her Carter I answered Clark questions, she said, I don't
know what she said, by the way, and she didn't
just body check her. She body checked her when the
(41:46):
ball isn't even in play, the ball is still in bounds.
Angel resupplauded it. We saw that. But she also called
her the B word, and your boy Pat McAfee referred
to her as that white bee, and he's getting a
lot of criticism for it, but hey, she's just referring
to her the way everyone else is speaking about her
in the WNBA.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
I also like how she said I'm not answering any
questions and immediately answers a question about Kitlin Clark immediately.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
It isn't ug mean. Look, even though you want to
label as competitive because men do it too, it's still
not a good look. It's weird, right because there's a
sense of it that feels like there's a lot of
jealousy there. There is, and it's evidence, I mean, just
because now they have charter planes in this at we
supposed to all kiss her butt now. So it's probably
probably everyone's torn between yeah, because they should be grateful
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that someone's bringing this much attention to the league, or
else the league wouldn't exist in five to ten years.
So your thoughts, if you want to chime in, and
we'll get to some NFL stuff more Kevin on Rich next,
Fox Sports Radio,