August 8, 2024 • 41 mins
Covino & Rich take some calls regarding the 50 million dollar sports dare! The guys dive into the Old-School topic of the week: Movies that would not fly today, due to sensitivities. The phones melt with an abundance of callers & they discuss "who you'd like to punch in the face," sparked by a Cris Carter story. Plus, Covino gets punked & the "Sweet Lou" nickname is botched on TV.
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before we get back to old scoring fifty hits, you
(01:13):
missed an action packed show. We start off congratulating team
USA men's basketball pulled one out in ninety five ninety
one over Serbia. We went over the hypothetical as well,
who do you think would well, we think Team USA
today would beat the dream team. But you were talking
about what the points spread would be. Yea, who would
have went into that as a favorite?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You said the Dodgers suck.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I was saying, Yo, Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Better be careful because the DBAX and the Padres are
on their ass, like right there, two games out. It's
unbelievable when probably in your head one of the Dodgers
you got five cirx ten game lead.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, that is shrunk dramatically.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And you gave us a baseball hypothetical. Would you take
a million dollars? Hey you, here's a million dollars. Would
you take a million dollars or take your chance ten
shots to make one in full court with a baseball
for fifty million. Full tar, by the way, is ninety
four feet, so you're ninety four feet away. You have
ten throws of the baseball. If you get it in
(02:13):
the basketball hoop, you wont fifty million.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well this went viral.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Some kid did it, made it on his first shot.
That told me, yeah, I would definitely take that chance. Now,
before we get back to old school and fifty hits
movie plots that wouldn't fly today, Everybody hang tight and
we'll get to more phone calls at eight seven to
seven ninety nine. Oh fox, let's take these two quick
phone calls. Okay, we'll go about the hypothetia, jkn TONI,
and then all the rest of the phone calls are
about the movies and shows that wouldn't fly. And by
(02:38):
the way, I have a good five at least that
I'm thinking back to all the movies from our childhood
that would never be made today.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I too. JK in Vegas. What's up? Can you? What's up? Man?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I'll make this quick. We don't have a lottery here,
so I'm taking the fifty kid. I'm calling glass on
my first one.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Boom, that's how they came made it in the video. Yeah. Nice.
Let's go to Tony in Oregon.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Hey Tom, Hey man, I got a little bit of
everything on the baseball thing.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
I don't think it's as easy as you think.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
You're like throwing to first base, because you have to
like lob it in there so it drops in.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right there, there's a little difficulty there. It's
not a little bit of an arc going.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yeah, I'm definitely taking a one million. I'll do investments
and I'll make more of.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
That money, all right.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
The comedy, I think a couple of comedies that we've
had since, like Step Brothers We Are The Millers was awesome,
and Horrible Bosses both one and two were pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Damn you know, fantastic movies.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And I think as far as more modern comedies in
the last ten plus years or so, I think The
Wrong Missy with David Spade on Netflix is great and
Daddy's Home John Cena Ones you said we're pretty good
Ricky Stinicky, which was this past year. I thought that
was fan. They're not as raw and they're not pushing
it the way they used to. They are, but it's
it's all Netflix, and it's uh, and it's deals with
(03:58):
like eight listeners who really can't do wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think it's a matter of political correctness as well,
and nobody wants to ruffle feathers or ridges.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Nobody wants to take those chances. And that's what Vince
Vaughan was alluding to on Hot Ones this week. He
said that current day comedies are are a little handcuffed
and they're almost on life support. But maybe that'll change
as time goes on. So with that thought, the whole
Vince Vaughn thing gone viral and today being Dustin Hoffman's
eighty seventh birthday. Man, remember he was Tutsie in nineteen
(04:28):
eighty two, very famous for that role where he played
a woman just to land the job, I believe, like
a report, like a newswoman. Yeah, like to get the job.
He turned into a woman and everybody loved it. Dannyg's
like that wouldn't even fly today, and that spurred the conversation,
what else comes to mind? I got a few movies
that come to mind for me, rich and a few
(04:49):
movie parts, like maybe the movie would still exist, but
the parts would not exist. I mean, in today's word,
can I just give the blanket statement of any eighties
like frat movie where there was a peephole into a
woman's li locker room, like.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That was just so bad. It was like so matter
of fact, like, yeah, let's.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just let's peek into the women's private area, like what well,
you know, speaking of those like cheesy eightiespes or raunchy
eighties comedies. I was thinking about this because it wouldn't
It's not that it wouldn't fly, but it wouldn't make sense.
It kind of would make sense, but not really. Let
me explain Revenge of the Nerds because nerd today is
like the new cool. Yeah it just nerds is almost
(05:27):
like the whole bulldy concept. If you were a nerd
in the eighties, you're getting a wedgie and that was
funny Nerds. Revenge of the Nerds. Nerd is the new
cool today.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's almost weird, like the nerdier you are. Everybody loves you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So I'm not sure you get Nowadays, kids get bullied
in different ways social media, you know, that type of
that one. Maybe the movie exists, but this point or
plot wouldn't exist the John Hughes classic of sixteen Candles,
because not only does he get criticized now for not
having enough diversity in his movies, which which I don't see.
(06:01):
I just think that's how it was back then. But
Molly Ringwold feels different where the whole joke is long
duck dong and he's the foreign guy. I think people
again would would take that differently, like you're making fun
of the foreign guy in this way. Doug and Philly
hit us up, saying, while they're great and hilarious, the
Rush Hour movies are all based on mocking even though
(06:23):
he's the action star, Like every clip is Jackie Chan
and the language barrier.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Now has that are coming out of my mouth like.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Everything has to do with don't think that we're offended
by this, by by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
We're just saying, would it fly today? We think? I mean,
I love sixty candles on my favorite movies in the eighties,
So what else comes to mind based on that old
school and fifty hits.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let's start with you guys, and then again I have
I have a bunch that I want to throw by
you guys, but we'll start with Susan.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Ladies first, South Florida. What's up, Susan?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
How about the home alone own series?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
The three of them?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, Susan, I just it's on my list.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, I was on the internet's list too, Rich said
promoted violence.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh, No, I was gonna say child endangerment. Endangerous. Dude.
If you went on vacation and left your kid at home, dude,
be in jail.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You can't even go out for a pack of smokes
and leave your kid at home. You'll get arrested. We
were all latch key kids though, so it didn't offend us.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
We're like, oh, we get to be at home. See.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
But see, those are the chances that studios don't want
to take today, like that sort of thinking, that sort
of backlash instead of just you know, leaving all your
common sense at the door and just enjoying the film.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
They're worried about that tiny little bit of population on
Twitter that's gonna like, yeah, you know vocal keV in Florida.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What's up, Kevin?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Yes, how you doing? But first of all, guys, Dan
sent me one of your swiggies and I really love it.
I'm gonna actually do a prayer on it. I'm gonna
give it to my he's got his own usher watching business.
We're down here in Florida where it's hot as all
get out every single day, and that's a gift for me.
(08:06):
A little late for a famish day gift, but I
loved equally the beautiful signature Leyden note that you guys had.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
It's just I love your show.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
I love pretty much most of the shows on the
Fox Radio Sports radio. But the way that you guys
can almost not even talk about sports and get away
with it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, don't tell anyone. So what is your what did
you have an answer? Kevn Any other movies that come.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
To mind, Your Guys' radio show wouldn't have flown in
the eighties.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Definitely, No, for sure, Thank you. I got one for you,
Kevin and Florida. I've recently watched this movie for the
first time in easily a decade. I don't know what
made me find it, but I watched Teenwolf with Michael J.
Fox and by the way, what a great basketball scene
him and Chubbs. Such a great movie. There's a scene
(08:56):
in teen Wolf where they throw a guy and a
girl in a claw and it's like high school, like, yeah,
go hook up and the girls all heasitan.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's like, eh, but put her in there, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's so inappropriate, Like there's so many inappropriate you know,
from today's lens.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's like what what he rips her shirt? With his claws. Yes,
you brought up Michael J. Fox.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
So let me just sell the premise of Back to
the Future to you. He goes back in time and
his mother has a crush on him. That's a little
odd when you think about it from today. The wait,
hold on, so now his mother has the hotspurs? What
hot tmtime machine crust a lot of it again?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What was going on between them Biff and Lorraine in
the car that was kind of aggressive, you know. And
how about the whole Libyan scene. You think that'd be
okay today? Let me tell you. I don't know. So
I say the movie exists, but they would have to
change some plot lines here.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, by the way, Biff very racist to the black
band in the high school. And secondly Kui not. I mean,
what a great actor. But Biff, let's be honest, he's
like going to rape the mom. Like he's in the
car with her getting handsy and it's like, come save her,
and everyone's just chilling out right, Like I think it's
(10:07):
one of that, they say, the closest thing to a
perfect movie. Except for that, I think they would make
some adjustments in today's world, No doubt. I got I
got one more recent, but I think that looking back,
it was such an early part of the Internet. Do
you remember an American pie not the whole you know,
sticking his junk in the pie? How about the part
where the hot girl Naudia is stripping.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And isn't he like streaming it? Yes on the Internet, Yes,
but I don't think he's streaming it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Remember jail Time, Danny j jail Time, right, Like she
throws her bra or something and it lands on the
webcand and like turns it on.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't think he was intentional.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, played by Shannon Elizabeth.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
No consent there, who was on our show back in
those days, This beautiful woman. Now it could be not
only just because of political correctness technology, Like, there's a
lot of movies where just a simple cell phone call
erases the whole plot.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, I know what you're thinking of the movie.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Remember the movie great movie Stiffler's in it Shun William Scott,
DJ Quells Breckenmeier road Trip. You remember he films him
getting busy with some girl, but he puts the wrong
VHS tape in the mail to his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, all it would take would be a cell phone call. Hey,
I left the wrong VHS tape.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, like that whole movie would have been stopped with
a phone call. With a phone call, but it's in
the same bed home alone, right. Technology.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, technology changes a lot of the movies that we
just accepted back then.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So old school and fifty hits aren't a lot of
movies though. About suspending your your disbelief a little bit.
That's the part of movies. You're right, that's why you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Gotta sit down. You just got to be like, all right,
this is the premise.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's true, Sam, But that's also the problem today based
on what Vince Vaughn was saying, you know what I mean,
Like they're two dissected.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Who's offended by what?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
People are always looking really but always looking for that
thing to complain about. Like what movie came out today
and it got zero percent on Rotten Potatoes that knew
Kevin Hart movie. I'm saying potatoes. Yeah, well, I know
it's tomatoes. But people are in today's world more quick
rotten potatoes. This is more quick to cut everything down
(12:18):
and find that little nugget of what bothers me or
what offends me. The uh Borderlands came out this weekend,
everybody's heard of that. Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee, Curtis, Kate Blanchett,
Jack Black, Star, Study Cast.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't think Kevin Hart want you to know about
this one.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Now, let's go back to the phones eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox, Old School and fifty hits movies
that just wouldn't fly today for whatever reason. Bruno in Brooklyn,
what's up, Bruno.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Gentlemen, Good afternoon, another epic show. Thank you, Hey, I
say it. I hate all the Carls out there. This one.
They'd burn its theater down. I think it's number one,
blazing shadow.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Kevin Burne theater down one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You know what's funny is Mike, who runs this place
also said the same thing. You know what, there's Mike
who runs this place. And I'm sure every one of
our dads or older uncles quote that movie, and they'll
probably quote some white women at. Yeah, from the movie
that's a little like ooh, maybe you should see that
out loud, dad.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But even the slapstick stuff, what about the airplane movies?
You don't think those would fly you away?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Where the white women at? Dude?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Again, if you're just joining us not to say it's
not funny still because it is.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's just the sensitivity.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Why do we accommodate that like one percent of weenies
because that's who's on the come up, we're spending money
at the theater.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think we'll move past it, like society always moves
past these things. Like if we're offended by these things,
now there'll be like people rebelling against all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I mean they're doing it right now.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Maybe in ten years, like we'll be ready for those
like trading places style of movies.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Again, I was Sam. I always ask myself this question.
It's a great question, they ask yourself, no joke. Anytime
someone says, yeah, he you see that man people are offended?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Always ask who? People who? How many people like?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Like when someone's like people are out, did you see
the news such and such?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Man?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
People are straw man? Again, I always say what the
two tell me? I want one person to tell me
I'm the one offended because a lot of times I
think it just uh nonsense on social media that it gets,
you know, blown out of proportion. There is one that
I love that Ben Steller has taken a hard stance
and said no, it's a movie. It's comedy. I don't
(14:26):
regret it. And that is tropic thunder. Oh yeah, No,
Ben still is like, dude, it's a comedy, it's a
movie and him and Robert Junior. And I'll say it
was a time and a place. But you think that
someone would take that chance? Now, there's still people years ago,
there's still people that will take the chance.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Can we know what Ben?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
What?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What Vince Vaughn is saying is that Robert Downey Junior
does in that movie has caused so much backlash for
people like Jimmy Kimmel and everybody else.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't think anyone would take.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
That chan on that note, because we're talking about Robert
Downey Junior in Blackface yea about the nineteen eighty six
movies soul Man.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
No.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Ever, that's because that's that's literally a white guy putting
on blackface so he can portray himself or present himself
as a black guy to get a scholarship like that
would never go down.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know what, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I think racism, and rightfully so, is the only the
only official This can't happen because a lot of the
other things you're talking about, like like I was going
to say, but it's not racism, Like like soul Man,
he just brought up that movie was like a heartfelt movie.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
It was.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It was a stupid comedy. It wasn't with mal intent. No, no,
but still like, who would take that chance? Dude? None
of this too much money to be lost. None of
this upsets me or anyone I would associate with. But
I'm saying the people that do get offended, I think
racial jokes are the only thing that might be like ooh,
because I think depending on your cancel factor, Like there's
(15:53):
comedians that are pushing the envelope now because their fans
don't care, Like Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis pushes the ovelo
because you know why, his fan base doesn't care if
your fit. That's the thing about niche audiences in twenty
twenty four. If you know who your fans are, if
they don't care when they say, oh, they're gonna get canceled?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah by who?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If the people that support you're okay with it, Like
Kanye West has some really dumb stuff, But if Kanye
still has people that love them regardless, is he really canceled?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
He's uncancellable.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I guess well, Joe Rogan's uncancellable, like you know, you
just he's got so much power.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
So many listeners portnoy at barstool.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
There's certain people that are uncancelled on Clay Travis because
there's people that they're if their fan base believes what
they're saying and is with them, you can't be canceled.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
They know where you stand.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yah Chappelle. Chappelle can't be canceled, by the way, really
quick rich on that topic. And it's not a comedy,
but our grandparents would probably call it one of the
classic movies. Gone with the Wind is on all these
lists that keep coming up because it as this site
right here says largely uncritical of slavery.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Y'ah, they didn't creditate.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's a time piece, but I'm not saying it's an
accurate time piece.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But it could be offensive to some people.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, how about this one, guys, A comedy that you
would say that's so stupid and silly? How could how
could anyone be upset by it? But because of I
mean just look at the Olympics. People were fighting about
women wrestling, right, I'm sorry, women boxing? Would there be
people offended by ray Finkel. She's a woman, she's a guy,
(17:29):
Ray Finkel, and they played the crying game.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
How about Naked Gun when Leslie Nielsen sees that Ann
Nicole Smith has a unit and he goes to vomit.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Remember, I mean you can't vomit. That is that offensive
today's world. You have to be like, oh, that's your choice,
and I respected I respect it. Leslie Nilson would have
to respect it in that scene, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Jim Jim Carrey would have to go Finkel's Einhorn.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Einhorn Finkel and there's nothing wrong with that, Joe, And
that's okay. And that's okay if and we should support that,
we should support Einhorn.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh wow, See, it just wouldn't fly the same way.
What about White Chick, the Wayne's brother's dressing up like
white women. I think that would still be it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I think it would because they want to make a
second one. I think people would love it. It exists today,
but would they make it today? All right, let's go
to the phones. Back to the phones eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. A lot of people chime in.
We do this every Thursday, old school and fifty hits. Again,
this is because of Vince Vaughan's conversation on hot ones
(18:35):
and Tutsie. Would that be made today? Dustin Hoffman as
a woman. It's his birthday, he's eighty seven, he's old
as hell.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Who do we got DJ? Let's go to Pete in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
A Pete can know you're killed on mate. This is
the best thing I've ever heard. Ye, Rich, I'm originally
from Belville. So you're a Union farmer. Yeah, our arrival
over there in the.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Union, that's right, Union, New Jersey.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah, I'm from Powerful anyway. What about Animal Houses? Probably
got a little fits of stuff in it that they
couldn't show today. Was like when they go to the
bar and the Black guys okoye dance which ook cake?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, there's definitely some racial that besides racial, some racial
jokes in there. That movie's on some of these lists.
It says toxic masculinity.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
By the way, can you know you want that guys number?
You guys can hang out later? Yeah, he's cool.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Hey, you want to get a drink with Covino? Yeah?
You guys get Yeah, it be fun.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Let's hang you out man, Thank you buddy. Do we
want to go to Minnesota or Colorado? Danny g what
do you say? Let's start with Tony in Colorado. Tone,
what's up to.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
How you doing, gentleman?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
What's up buddy?
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
The guy took mine.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
It's animal house. But there is a throwaway line towards
the end of the film where a girl says out loud,
I'm only thirteen.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, I was just thinking about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, they're they're like, oh, that's a joke, but like
nowadays that such.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
He's like, she's like, I'm only thirty. He's like, oh, okay,
some old school rock and roll songs like that too.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You've ever noticed that a lot of the movies you
grew up with two are like weird relationships with young
boys and older guys. It's like, all right, mister Miagi,
all right, Doc Immmett Brown, like what are you doing
with these young dudes?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Even bringing up in the movie, they're like, what are you
doing hanging out that old coot?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, but we say that Marty just had a fascination
for yeah, kid hanging out with some weirdo. He had
an amp for Marty to plug his guitar in. They have,
but that shame of today's perspective, because, like Sam was saying,
we just accepted it. We're like, yeah, they got a
great friendship, young kid, come play your guitar in my house.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I got a great amp.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We're like, yeah, they had their best. But if you
watch Cobra Kaite forty years later, I got laruss Is Like,
mister Mocky was like a dad to me.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like, you'll get over miagi, dude, speaking of old guys
with kids, like the old school Bad News Bears, you
don't see little league coaches if they don't have a
kid on the team anyhow, right, otherwise you just a
creepy old guy. So, mister Buttermaker is a creep if
you don't have kids on the team. But the things
they say in the original Little Bad News Bears, it's
way on PC. You know, they call everybody every derogatory
(21:19):
term you can think of. I don't know. I don't
think san Lott. I don't know if he you could
say someone throws like a girl.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That's pretty rough.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh no, we actually asked that great Hanbino about that.
He said he was the first to say, Patrick Renna
that that line wouldn't fly today. I have one last
one and that we'll take one. Let's got to Bob
in Minnesota first. So what's up, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, let's good to Bob Hanger once.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Have you guys seen the movie John Tucker Must Die?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, I have seen that movie. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
It's about a guy who's a player. He's dating three
different women and the plot becomes the women all end
up finding out that like, she's dating all for you've
been at the same time. So the movie ends up
becoming all about women empowerment. We're gonna get back at
this guy. We're going to show him what's what. And
(22:10):
at the end of the movie they confront him about
it and he's he just kind of shrugs his shoulders, like, hey,
I'm a player, what do you want from me? The
whole school like breaks out into a food fight, and
it's just kind of that's it. That's the movie.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
You know. I had to reply that guy.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, I had one of the thing, guys, cool, I'm
I'm a huge fan of the TV show How I
Met Your Mother. In the two thousands, that was my
favorite sitcom. Cheesy, fun but I loved How I Met
Your Mother. There was an episode that always stood out
to me because I'm like, yo, this is not going
to age.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
There was an episode called The Naked Man. Oh yeah,
and Barney Stintson joked Neil Patrick Harris that here's the
move to do when you bring a girl back to
your house when she goes to the bathroom getting naked,
so then when she comes out of the bathroom, you're
just standing there naked.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I call it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
People are canceled for that. I call it the Naked Man.
I'm like, yo, even then, I'm like, I found it funny.
But I'm like, I bet you in the future people
will say this is wrong. I mean, rich, you stretched
this into TV shows? You think the premise of Three's
Company would fly in today's world?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No way to.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
People realize why Jack lived a two girls that has
to live in order for Jack to live with two
girls in Santa Monica here in California, he has to
pretend that he's a homosexual. And he's getting all these
looks and all these jokes at his expense from furleyan
roper because open minded enough in the seventies and eighties,
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Jack and he have to pretend to be gay anyway
to live with two women. The whole thing is weird
and dated, but I still love the show. Realho right,
so things that wouldn't fly today? Will wrap it up
with your phone calls and who deserves a punch in
the nose. We'll get to it next right here, Cavino
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wrapping up this conversation old school in fifty hits.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
We do this every Thursday.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Movies that wouldn't fly today, just based on technology, based
on political correctness, the sensitivity of today. It's Dustin Hoffman's birthday, Toudsie.
You know what else I thought of? I awa, Sam,
you had a good one off the air, So please
explain the ringer with Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Heartfelt, great movie. But I don't know if that would be.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
A risk at a studio or any actor would want
to take Johnny Knoxville. That movie ended up being really
heartfelt and he pays tribute all the Special Olympians, but
he pretends to be in the Special Olympics. If you
don't think someone wants to take that chance right now?
And me think of Dustin Hoffman again with rain Man,
who again he was applauded for that role. But like
would any comedian or serious actor, anybody really wanted to
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pick it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
On hard to pull that role off. Yell.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
But then you're going into the category of actors who
play roles that are there either they're not their race
or they are playing.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Somebody who's you're risking backlash. Today's challenge the race thing,
I get. You couldn't have John Wayne play Genghis. Come, yeah,
I don't think you should have a white dude playing Ninja,
but I do.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
However, like I saw someone complaining that Brian promise, you
got a.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Problem with Tom Cruise, I do.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I did see some bozo was had a problem with
Brian Cranston playing a guy in a wheelchair and they're like,
there should have kissed and someone in a wheelchair or
I don't know. Brian Cranston one of the greatest actors.
So sometimes it's a little overboard. But let's go rapid fire.
Then we'll get the Dan Buyer's update really quick.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Rich before I hit the first line here during the break,
I was thinking of one eighties had this on VHS tape,
one of my mom's favorite movies. Would never fly nowadays.
Kurt Russell forced Goldie Hawn into being his slave and
help him raise those chicken box crappy kids. Yeah, in
Overboard that love Them Never Roll nowadays.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So fun.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
They made a remake of it recently, but they mocked
how ridiculous it was. Speaking of Kurt Russell, I'm wearing
a big trouble in Little China t shirt today.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm not sure if anyone picks energy that.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, all right, let's get back to the phones to
wrap us up, and then we're going to think about
who you want to punch in the nose. I was
going to report you for cultural appropriation. It's one of
my favorite movies.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Let's start with Josh and Virginia. Yeah, Josh, how are
you many?
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Good?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Good?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
So one one show that I feel like would.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Not not fly in this day is an.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Old show called Bosom Bosom Buddies.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
Tom Tom Hanks actually got his start on it.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, that was Tom Hanks and the other guy and
the other guy, and you know, yeah they were they
were pretending to be women. That's a little you know,
in today's world, probably not just not willing to take
the chance. Right now, who else do we got that
Mark in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Hey Mark, Mark, Hey, how you guys doing. What's up?
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
What's your answer?
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Well, uh, Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor in the toy.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I agree, because they bought the young, spoiled rich
kid who became a porn star in real life. By
the way, he was that a little kid from a
Christmas story that got his tongue stuck. Anyway, did he
set that plot line in the porn No?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
They they they He's like I want him, So they
bought Richard Pryor thought Richard Pryor was amusing.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, he thought Richard pry was amusing, so he could
have any toy you wanted. He wanted Richard Pryor, so
they essentially buy him, which was funny back in the eighties.
But yeah, I don't know about now. Uh Nick and Virginia,
Hey Nick?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Yeah, man, y'all went to TV.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
What about All in the Family?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Jefferson's Jefferson, Yeah, there were a lot of.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But you know, people look back at those as, uh,
they were such they were so well done that the
racism was sitting. So when things are satirical like that, I.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Think they find it almost helped move things forward. Yeah,
rights movie. I don't know though, would it be made?
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Look, do you see Looney Tunes nowadays?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Because they're too violent?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Uh, you know you could watch them still, but I
don't know if they wouldn't make that today. If you
want to if if you want to be like, you know,
sort of disappointed. HBO max I Have has Looney Tunes
and each season has most of the episodes not available
because there's some type of violence school.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
That's ridiculous. It is let people watch that they want
to watch.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And was considered aggressive. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
That's really the point of this, Like, yeah, we're old
enough to remember a time where it was funny or whatever.
But would they be made today? I think we're gonna
have to move on. Yeah, So your answers at Covino
and Rich and let's get into who you want to
punch in the nose besides Rich Davis the obvious answer
for everybody, Okay, perfect, let's.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Go to a dB, Dan buy your dB.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
It's one of the great things about All in the
Family is that there were people who felt Meathead wasn't
Meathead because they agreed with Archie Ye and then the
other opposite side all agreed with what Meathead thought. It
really really worked for both audiences. I hope we had
everybody here cheering for Team USA today.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
That was not the case. That was not the case.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
But anyway, someone may have had some Serbia ties for
their own content. But the United States did trail Serbia
at one point by seventeen points in their semi final
match in men's basketball, and then Steph Curry in the
fourth quarter took over Curry for the lead.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Come boom, we said, we're going to get our.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Step Curry moment. Thirty two for step Curry.
Speaker 11 (32:49):
He finished with thirty six. It's Noah Eagle, Dwayne Wade
on NBC Universal USA Network and Peacock with the highlight
as the United States outscored Serbia thirty two to fifteen
in that fourth quarter to advanced to the gold medal
game with a ninety five ninety one victory. Lebron had
sixteen points, twelve rebounds in ten assists, a triple double.
Joel Embiid the other American and double figures he had
(33:10):
nineteen four Team USA, who will now face France in
the gold medal game coming up on Saturday. American Noah
Lyles won bronze of the two hundred meters, fell short
of his goal of winning gold in both the one
hundred and two hundred meters, but it was revealed after
the rays that Lyles actually came down with COVID. He
actually needed a wheelchair to be helped off the track.
(33:30):
Following today's race. American Sydney McLaughlin Levaroni won gold in
the women's four hundred meter hurdles. NFL news, Nick Foles
is retiring the Super Bowl fifty two MVP, calling it
quits after eleven seasons. The quarterback will be honored by
the Eagles and their home opener against the Falcons on
September sixteenth. Falcons wide receiver Rondell More out for the
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season with a knee injury. He was placed on injured reserve.
And in baseball, Brewers topped the Brave sixteen to seven.
Atlanto's lost five straight Riches Mets, who did beat the
Rockies nine to one. Mets are a half game up
on the Braves for the final wild card in the NL.
Padres continue to roll. They've won five in a row,
beating the Pirates seven to six. Giant's still in it.
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They got an extra innings victory today over the Nationals
and nine to five golf on hold on the PGA
Tour because of Tropical Storm Debbie. They hope to tee
it up tomorrow in the first round of the Windham Championship. Guys,
back to you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Thank you deep Dan.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Something we never thought about in the first how when
we did talk about Team USA and joking about is
anyone rooting for Serbia for the fun of it? Do
you think Denver Nuggets fans, because of what Jokic has
done for that organization got him a championship, do you
think there's Denver Nuggets fans that like, who cares?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
I'm rooting for the Joker? Absolutely sure. Probably. I don't
know how many, but I'm sure that that would be
the case.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
I guarantee there's a pocket, very Unamerican. There's a pocket
of Nuggets fans. If you looked at one of those
maps on like you know, Instagram, like.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Who's rooting for who? I bet you USA? USA?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You set people that probably hate on Lebron and want
to see that happen.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, out of doubt for sure. Thank you, dB. Have
a great night, man.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
So now I want the Fox Sports Radio Nation to
think about who you want to punch in the nose.
It's your opportunity to tell us why. Every day I
wake up and I think about rich and I immediately
want to punch them in the nose. But I have
a few stories on my own, and this all involves
this Chris Carter story that he told, Well, let's get
bayless this week. People love to take swings, especially with Helilton.
(35:24):
You see Molik Neighbors. He was taking swings the other day.
If Neighbors was fighting lion safety was the name? Kirby
Joseph find two hundred thousand dollars? Was it two hundred
and twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 9 (35:35):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Am I throwing in another zero? But he was fine
for it. People get heated up and fired up. A
few things happened to me recently. Maybe me want to
punch somebody in the nose. I want to hear about it.
I do want to hear. I want to hear your
nose punching tails.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Dandy g.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
The other day I went to get some takeout. So
you make your order right, and then you sit there
and you wait for them to bring you the food.
So I made my order. Guy brings me my food,
little plastic bag. I'm walking out and I see this
older fella looking at me, and he's like making this
weird eye contact with me, and then he gestures towards
me and goes, oh, thanks.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
He thought I was bringing him his food. I was like, listen,
old man, this is my food. I'm not bringing you
your food. I'm not the food boy. Well, ready to
punch him.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Then, with all due respect, you wear a messenger bag,
you had a Yankees head ar.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It looks like a schoolboy. With all due respect, it
wouldn't have happened to you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So I'm not saying I was mad about it, but
I sort of recognized what was going on. Deserve to
punch in the nose. I have another story about something
I saw on ESPN. I'm gonna get to your phone
calls and feedback. Next more Cavino on Rich on Fox
Sports Radio. Oh yeah, some stp sam Man, you're bringing
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watching a Little League World Series right which I love
because every guy, every kid thinks, man, I got to
hit a bomb off of this guy. I'm like Big Justice.
I'll be hitting bombs. I'm like the Rizzly Bear. I'm
the rizzler. I could hit bombs, twenty seven little League
home runs. I could hit these kids easily. But I
love the heart these kids play with. Man, I have
(38:20):
a question, Yeah, ego side or keep the ego attact?
Because do you have a big one? Do you think
you were because we always joke about how Cavino was
an elite Little league player and then you just never
grew like Cavino the size he is now. You were
five ten when you were twelve, Yeah, hitting bomb? Do
you think you would have been an elite guy if
you were in like the televised Little League World Tears?
I said no, I think no question because I was
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hitting home runs in every All Star game every twenty
seven bro not egine if you kept growing, if I
kept growing, yeah, all potentials endless.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
So get this.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm watching the Little League World Series and and they
do a great chop but one of the kids' names,
and there he is stepping up to the plate, Sweet
Lou Fernandez. I don't remember his last name, And they're like,
if that's not a baseball name, I don't know what
is john?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, like Sweet Lou Whittaker. And then they go yeah
and sweet lou Now he captain Louell. He goes, well,
you got me, That's all I got. And I'm like,
you guys are on ESPN. You can't think of another
Sweet lou Panella. Give me a break. You're such a Yankee.
I wanted to punch him right in the nose. Every
(39:34):
person I'm using this.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yes, yes, you mean World Series champion with the Reds
manager baseball yankee Loop Penella.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, sweet, I would make a wager right now that
across the minute, that across the sports you're on ESPN.
It's all you got. I bet i U sweet, I
bet you.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I bet you across the sports world today, Radio, tell
Vision podcasting. You're the only person that has made a
Loopenella reference in the last month. Doesn't matter. I'm not
saying he's current day. You think you think Loopenell's on
anyone's mind?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Doesn't matter? Was Dustin Hoffman on anyone's mind today we
talked about him, I wouldn't think, sweet Loopanella.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Well, then why don't you join ESPN because your a
bonehead like them already worked there.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
No, that's Rich Davis.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm Cavino, So I wanted we all have that experience though,
where someone says something on TV and you want to
reach through and punch him in the nose.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That's what happened to me.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Chris Carter talked about Skip Bayless and why he wanted
to punch him in the nose.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Take a list to him.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I'll never be on your show again, and if you
ever say anything like that to me again, I'll punch
you right in the face.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Well, what happened when you were fighting? He was fighting
over Tim Tebow. Chris Carter said he'll never win because
he has no arm, and Skip Bayless said something along
the lines off, well, that's.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Why you never want a Super Bowl. Totally like out
of left field, like ruthe undeserved. He went low shot,
low shot. So Chris Carter was like, I'll punch you
in the face. Sheep shot and that went viral this.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Week, and of course Molik Neighbors he got fined for
fighting meleek neighbors of the Giants. We want to hear
your story. Who do you want to punch in the nose.
You're gonna have to hit us up at Covino and
Rich on social media, so.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I know Rich wants to punch spot in the nose.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Well, that's like I mean, I'm not talking about the
automatic every day once. Like you ever see like a
smug umpire, Yeah, I like an Angel Hernandez type when
he makes a terrible call and then he and he's
so smug about you, like or.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Like Manny Machado's face.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh, he had deserves a punch in the nose middle,
Nick Sirianni, we're all planning out for over Promised, So
maybe we do talk about this tomorrow. Okay, cool, Well,
punch it in the face, but over Promise streaming next
on the Fox Sports Radio YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Until then, I reveen there you baby, see you in
the over Promised land. I'll punch you in the ma
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before we get back to old scoring fifty hits, you
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missed an action packed show. We start off congratulating team
USA men's basketball pulled one out in ninety five ninety
one over Serbia. We went over the hypothetical as well,
who do you think would well, we think Team USA
today would beat the dream team. But you were talking
about what the points spread would be. Yea, who would
have went into that as a favorite?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You said the Dodgers suck.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I was saying, Yo, Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Better be careful because the DBAX and the Padres are
on their ass, like right there, two games out. It's
unbelievable when probably in your head one of the Dodgers
you got five cirx ten game lead.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, that is shrunk dramatically.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And you gave us a baseball hypothetical. Would you take
a million dollars? Hey you, here's a million dollars. Would
you take a million dollars or take your chance ten
shots to make one in full court with a baseball
for fifty million. Full tar, by the way, is ninety
four feet, so you're ninety four feet away. You have
ten throws of the baseball. If you get it in
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the basketball hoop, you wont fifty million.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well this went viral.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Some kid did it, made it on his first shot.
That told me, yeah, I would definitely take that chance. Now,
before we get back to old school and fifty hits
movie plots that wouldn't fly today, Everybody hang tight and
we'll get to more phone calls at eight seven to
seven ninety nine. Oh fox, let's take these two quick
phone calls. Okay, we'll go about the hypothetia, jkn TONI,
and then all the rest of the phone calls are
about the movies and shows that wouldn't fly. And by
(02:38):
the way, I have a good five at least that
I'm thinking back to all the movies from our childhood
that would never be made today.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I too. JK in Vegas. What's up? Can you? What's up? Man?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I'll make this quick. We don't have a lottery here,
so I'm taking the fifty kid. I'm calling glass on
my first one.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Boom, that's how they came made it in the video. Yeah. Nice.
Let's go to Tony in Oregon.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Hey Tom, Hey man, I got a little bit of
everything on the baseball thing.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
I don't think it's as easy as you think.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
You're like throwing to first base, because you have to
like lob it in there so it drops in.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right there, there's a little difficulty there. It's
not a little bit of an arc going.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yeah, I'm definitely taking a one million. I'll do investments
and I'll make more of.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
That money, all right.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
The comedy, I think a couple of comedies that we've
had since, like Step Brothers We Are The Millers was awesome,
and Horrible Bosses both one and two were pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Damn you know, fantastic movies.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And I think as far as more modern comedies in
the last ten plus years or so, I think The
Wrong Missy with David Spade on Netflix is great and
Daddy's Home John Cena Ones you said we're pretty good
Ricky Stinicky, which was this past year. I thought that
was fan. They're not as raw and they're not pushing
it the way they used to. They are, but it's
it's all Netflix, and it's uh, and it's deals with
(03:58):
like eight listeners who really can't do wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think it's a matter of political correctness as well,
and nobody wants to ruffle feathers or ridges.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Nobody wants to take those chances. And that's what Vince
Vaughan was alluding to on Hot Ones this week. He
said that current day comedies are are a little handcuffed
and they're almost on life support. But maybe that'll change
as time goes on. So with that thought, the whole
Vince Vaughn thing gone viral and today being Dustin Hoffman's
eighty seventh birthday. Man, remember he was Tutsie in nineteen
(04:28):
eighty two, very famous for that role where he played
a woman just to land the job, I believe, like
a report, like a newswoman. Yeah, like to get the job.
He turned into a woman and everybody loved it. Dannyg's
like that wouldn't even fly today, and that spurred the conversation,
what else comes to mind? I got a few movies
that come to mind for me, rich and a few
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movie parts, like maybe the movie would still exist, but
the parts would not exist. I mean, in today's word,
can I just give the blanket statement of any eighties
like frat movie where there was a peephole into a
woman's li locker room, like.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That was just so bad. It was like so matter
of fact, like, yeah, let's.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just let's peek into the women's private area, like what well,
you know, speaking of those like cheesy eightiespes or raunchy
eighties comedies. I was thinking about this because it wouldn't
It's not that it wouldn't fly, but it wouldn't make sense.
It kind of would make sense, but not really. Let
me explain Revenge of the Nerds because nerd today is
like the new cool. Yeah it just nerds is almost
(05:27):
like the whole bulldy concept. If you were a nerd
in the eighties, you're getting a wedgie and that was
funny Nerds. Revenge of the Nerds. Nerd is the new
cool today.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's almost weird, like the nerdier you are. Everybody loves you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So I'm not sure you get Nowadays, kids get bullied
in different ways social media, you know, that type of
that one. Maybe the movie exists, but this point or
plot wouldn't exist the John Hughes classic of sixteen Candles,
because not only does he get criticized now for not
having enough diversity in his movies, which which I don't see.
(06:01):
I just think that's how it was back then. But
Molly Ringwold feels different where the whole joke is long
duck dong and he's the foreign guy. I think people
again would would take that differently, like you're making fun
of the foreign guy in this way. Doug and Philly
hit us up, saying, while they're great and hilarious, the
Rush Hour movies are all based on mocking even though
(06:23):
he's the action star, Like every clip is Jackie Chan
and the language barrier.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Now has that are coming out of my mouth like.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Everything has to do with don't think that we're offended
by this, by by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
We're just saying, would it fly today? We think? I mean,
I love sixty candles on my favorite movies in the eighties,
So what else comes to mind based on that old
school and fifty hits.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let's start with you guys, and then again I have
I have a bunch that I want to throw by
you guys, but we'll start with Susan.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Ladies first, South Florida. What's up, Susan?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
How about the home alone own series?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
The three of them?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, Susan, I just it's on my list.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, I was on the internet's list too, Rich said
promoted violence.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh, No, I was gonna say child endangerment. Endangerous. Dude.
If you went on vacation and left your kid at home, dude,
be in jail.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You can't even go out for a pack of smokes
and leave your kid at home. You'll get arrested. We
were all latch key kids though, so it didn't offend us.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
We're like, oh, we get to be at home. See.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
But see, those are the chances that studios don't want
to take today, like that sort of thinking, that sort
of backlash instead of just you know, leaving all your
common sense at the door and just enjoying the film.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
They're worried about that tiny little bit of population on
Twitter that's gonna like, yeah, you know vocal keV in Florida.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What's up, Kevin?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Yes, how you doing? But first of all, guys, Dan
sent me one of your swiggies and I really love it.
I'm gonna actually do a prayer on it. I'm gonna
give it to my he's got his own usher watching business.
We're down here in Florida where it's hot as all
get out every single day, and that's a gift for me.
(08:06):
A little late for a famish day gift, but I
loved equally the beautiful signature Leyden note that you guys had.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
It's just I love your show.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
I love pretty much most of the shows on the
Fox Radio Sports radio. But the way that you guys
can almost not even talk about sports and get away
with it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, don't tell anyone. So what is your what did
you have an answer? Kevn Any other movies that come.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
To mind, Your Guys' radio show wouldn't have flown in
the eighties.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Definitely, No, for sure, Thank you. I got one for you,
Kevin and Florida. I've recently watched this movie for the
first time in easily a decade. I don't know what
made me find it, but I watched Teenwolf with Michael J.
Fox and by the way, what a great basketball scene
him and Chubbs. Such a great movie. There's a scene
(08:56):
in teen Wolf where they throw a guy and a
girl in a claw and it's like high school, like, yeah,
go hook up and the girls all heasitan.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's like, eh, but put her in there, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's so inappropriate, Like there's so many inappropriate you know,
from today's lens.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's like what what he rips her shirt? With his claws. Yes,
you brought up Michael J. Fox.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
So let me just sell the premise of Back to
the Future to you. He goes back in time and
his mother has a crush on him. That's a little
odd when you think about it from today. The wait,
hold on, so now his mother has the hotspurs? What
hot tmtime machine crust a lot of it again?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What was going on between them Biff and Lorraine in
the car that was kind of aggressive, you know. And
how about the whole Libyan scene. You think that'd be
okay today? Let me tell you. I don't know. So
I say the movie exists, but they would have to
change some plot lines here.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, by the way, Biff very racist to the black
band in the high school. And secondly Kui not. I mean,
what a great actor. But Biff, let's be honest, he's
like going to rape the mom. Like he's in the
car with her getting handsy and it's like, come save her,
and everyone's just chilling out right, Like I think it's
(10:07):
one of that, they say, the closest thing to a
perfect movie. Except for that, I think they would make
some adjustments in today's world, No doubt. I got I
got one more recent, but I think that looking back,
it was such an early part of the Internet. Do
you remember an American pie not the whole you know,
sticking his junk in the pie? How about the part
where the hot girl Naudia is stripping.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And isn't he like streaming it? Yes on the Internet, Yes,
but I don't think he's streaming it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Remember jail Time, Danny j jail Time, right, Like she
throws her bra or something and it lands on the
webcand and like turns it on.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't think he was intentional.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, played by Shannon Elizabeth.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
No consent there, who was on our show back in
those days, This beautiful woman. Now it could be not
only just because of political correctness technology, Like, there's a
lot of movies where just a simple cell phone call
erases the whole plot.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, I know what you're thinking of the movie.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Remember the movie great movie Stiffler's in it Shun William Scott,
DJ Quells Breckenmeier road Trip. You remember he films him
getting busy with some girl, but he puts the wrong
VHS tape in the mail to his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, all it would take would be a cell phone call. Hey,
I left the wrong VHS tape.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, like that whole movie would have been stopped with
a phone call. With a phone call, but it's in
the same bed home alone, right. Technology.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, technology changes a lot of the movies that we
just accepted back then.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So old school and fifty hits aren't a lot of
movies though. About suspending your your disbelief a little bit.
That's the part of movies. You're right, that's why you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Gotta sit down. You just got to be like, all right,
this is the premise.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's true, Sam, But that's also the problem today based
on what Vince Vaughn was saying, you know what I mean,
Like they're two dissected.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Who's offended by what?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
People are always looking really but always looking for that
thing to complain about. Like what movie came out today
and it got zero percent on Rotten Potatoes that knew
Kevin Hart movie. I'm saying potatoes. Yeah, well, I know
it's tomatoes. But people are in today's world more quick
rotten potatoes. This is more quick to cut everything down
(12:18):
and find that little nugget of what bothers me or
what offends me. The uh Borderlands came out this weekend,
everybody's heard of that. Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee, Curtis, Kate Blanchett,
Jack Black, Star, Study Cast.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't think Kevin Hart want you to know about
this one.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Now, let's go back to the phones eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox, Old School and fifty hits movies
that just wouldn't fly today for whatever reason. Bruno in Brooklyn,
what's up, Bruno.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Gentlemen, Good afternoon, another epic show. Thank you, Hey, I
say it. I hate all the Carls out there. This one.
They'd burn its theater down. I think it's number one,
blazing shadow.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Kevin Burne theater down one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You know what's funny is Mike, who runs this place
also said the same thing. You know what, there's Mike
who runs this place. And I'm sure every one of
our dads or older uncles quote that movie, and they'll
probably quote some white women at. Yeah, from the movie
that's a little like ooh, maybe you should see that
out loud, dad.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But even the slapstick stuff, what about the airplane movies?
You don't think those would fly you away?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Where the white women at? Dude?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Again, if you're just joining us not to say it's
not funny still because it is.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's just the sensitivity.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Why do we accommodate that like one percent of weenies
because that's who's on the come up, we're spending money
at the theater.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think we'll move past it, like society always moves
past these things. Like if we're offended by these things,
now there'll be like people rebelling against all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I mean they're doing it right now.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Maybe in ten years, like we'll be ready for those
like trading places style of movies.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Again, I was Sam. I always ask myself this question.
It's a great question, they ask yourself, no joke. Anytime
someone says, yeah, he you see that man people are offended?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Always ask who? People who? How many people like?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Like when someone's like people are out, did you see
the news such and such?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Man?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
People are straw man? Again, I always say what the
two tell me? I want one person to tell me
I'm the one offended because a lot of times I
think it just uh nonsense on social media that it gets,
you know, blown out of proportion. There is one that
I love that Ben Steller has taken a hard stance
and said no, it's a movie. It's comedy. I don't
(14:26):
regret it. And that is tropic thunder. Oh yeah, No,
Ben still is like, dude, it's a comedy, it's a
movie and him and Robert Junior. And I'll say it
was a time and a place. But you think that
someone would take that chance? Now, there's still people years ago,
there's still people that will take the chance.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Can we know what Ben?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
What?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What Vince Vaughn is saying is that Robert Downey Junior
does in that movie has caused so much backlash for
people like Jimmy Kimmel and everybody else.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't think anyone would take.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
That chan on that note, because we're talking about Robert
Downey Junior in Blackface yea about the nineteen eighty six
movies soul Man.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
No.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Ever, that's because that's that's literally a white guy putting
on blackface so he can portray himself or present himself
as a black guy to get a scholarship like that
would never go down.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know what, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I think racism, and rightfully so, is the only the
only official This can't happen because a lot of the
other things you're talking about, like like I was going
to say, but it's not racism, Like like soul Man,
he just brought up that movie was like a heartfelt movie.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
It was.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It was a stupid comedy. It wasn't with mal intent. No, no,
but still like, who would take that chance? Dude? None
of this too much money to be lost. None of
this upsets me or anyone I would associate with. But
I'm saying the people that do get offended, I think
racial jokes are the only thing that might be like ooh,
because I think depending on your cancel factor, Like there's
(15:53):
comedians that are pushing the envelope now because their fans
don't care, Like Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis pushes the ovelo
because you know why, his fan base doesn't care if
your fit. That's the thing about niche audiences in twenty
twenty four. If you know who your fans are, if
they don't care when they say, oh, they're gonna get canceled?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah by who?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If the people that support you're okay with it, Like
Kanye West has some really dumb stuff, But if Kanye
still has people that love them regardless, is he really canceled?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
He's uncancellable.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I guess well, Joe Rogan's uncancellable, like you know, you
just he's got so much power.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
So many listeners portnoy at barstool.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
There's certain people that are uncancelled on Clay Travis because
there's people that they're if their fan base believes what
they're saying and is with them, you can't be canceled.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
They know where you stand.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yah Chappelle. Chappelle can't be canceled, by the way, really
quick rich on that topic. And it's not a comedy,
but our grandparents would probably call it one of the
classic movies. Gone with the Wind is on all these
lists that keep coming up because it as this site
right here says largely uncritical of slavery.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Y'ah, they didn't creditate.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's a time piece, but I'm not saying it's an
accurate time piece.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But it could be offensive to some people.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, how about this one, guys, A comedy that you
would say that's so stupid and silly? How could how
could anyone be upset by it? But because of I
mean just look at the Olympics. People were fighting about
women wrestling, right, I'm sorry, women boxing? Would there be
people offended by ray Finkel. She's a woman, she's a guy,
(17:29):
Ray Finkel, and they played the crying game.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
How about Naked Gun when Leslie Nielsen sees that Ann
Nicole Smith has a unit and he goes to vomit.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Remember, I mean you can't vomit. That is that offensive
today's world. You have to be like, oh, that's your choice,
and I respected I respect it. Leslie Nilson would have
to respect it in that scene, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Jim Jim Carrey would have to go Finkel's Einhorn.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Einhorn Finkel and there's nothing wrong with that, Joe, And
that's okay. And that's okay if and we should support that,
we should support Einhorn.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh wow, See, it just wouldn't fly the same way.
What about White Chick, the Wayne's brother's dressing up like
white women. I think that would still be it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I think it would because they want to make a
second one. I think people would love it. It exists today,
but would they make it today? All right, let's go
to the phones. Back to the phones eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. A lot of people chime in.
We do this every Thursday, old school and fifty hits. Again,
this is because of Vince Vaughan's conversation on hot ones
(18:35):
and Tutsie. Would that be made today? Dustin Hoffman as
a woman. It's his birthday, he's eighty seven, he's old
as hell.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Who do we got DJ? Let's go to Pete in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
A Pete can know you're killed on mate. This is
the best thing I've ever heard. Ye, Rich, I'm originally
from Belville. So you're a Union farmer. Yeah, our arrival
over there in the.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Union, that's right, Union, New Jersey.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah, I'm from Powerful anyway. What about Animal Houses? Probably
got a little fits of stuff in it that they
couldn't show today. Was like when they go to the
bar and the Black guys okoye dance which ook cake?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, there's definitely some racial that besides racial, some racial
jokes in there. That movie's on some of these lists.
It says toxic masculinity.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
By the way, can you know you want that guys number?
You guys can hang out later? Yeah, he's cool.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Hey, you want to get a drink with Covino? Yeah?
You guys get Yeah, it be fun.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Let's hang you out man, Thank you buddy. Do we
want to go to Minnesota or Colorado? Danny g what
do you say? Let's start with Tony in Colorado. Tone,
what's up to.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
How you doing, gentleman?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
What's up buddy?
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
The guy took mine.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
It's animal house. But there is a throwaway line towards
the end of the film where a girl says out loud,
I'm only thirteen.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, I was just thinking about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, they're they're like, oh, that's a joke, but like
nowadays that such.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
He's like, she's like, I'm only thirty. He's like, oh, okay,
some old school rock and roll songs like that too.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You've ever noticed that a lot of the movies you
grew up with two are like weird relationships with young
boys and older guys. It's like, all right, mister Miagi,
all right, Doc Immmett Brown, like what are you doing
with these young dudes?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Even bringing up in the movie, they're like, what are you
doing hanging out that old coot?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, but we say that Marty just had a fascination
for yeah, kid hanging out with some weirdo. He had
an amp for Marty to plug his guitar in. They have,
but that shame of today's perspective, because, like Sam was saying,
we just accepted it. We're like, yeah, they got a
great friendship, young kid, come play your guitar in my house.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I got a great amp.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We're like, yeah, they had their best. But if you
watch Cobra Kaite forty years later, I got laruss Is Like,
mister Mocky was like a dad to me.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like, you'll get over miagi, dude, speaking of old guys
with kids, like the old school Bad News Bears, you
don't see little league coaches if they don't have a
kid on the team anyhow, right, otherwise you just a
creepy old guy. So, mister Buttermaker is a creep if
you don't have kids on the team. But the things
they say in the original Little Bad News Bears, it's
way on PC. You know, they call everybody every derogatory
(21:19):
term you can think of. I don't know. I don't
think san Lott. I don't know if he you could
say someone throws like a girl.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That's pretty rough.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh no, we actually asked that great Hanbino about that.
He said he was the first to say, Patrick Renna
that that line wouldn't fly today. I have one last
one and that we'll take one. Let's got to Bob
in Minnesota first. So what's up, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, let's good to Bob Hanger once.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Have you guys seen the movie John Tucker Must Die?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, I have seen that movie. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
It's about a guy who's a player. He's dating three
different women and the plot becomes the women all end
up finding out that like, she's dating all for you've
been at the same time. So the movie ends up
becoming all about women empowerment. We're gonna get back at
this guy. We're going to show him what's what. And
(22:10):
at the end of the movie they confront him about
it and he's he just kind of shrugs his shoulders, like, hey,
I'm a player, what do you want from me? The
whole school like breaks out into a food fight, and
it's just kind of that's it. That's the movie.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
You know. I had to reply that guy.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, I had one of the thing, guys, cool, I'm
I'm a huge fan of the TV show How I
Met Your Mother. In the two thousands, that was my
favorite sitcom. Cheesy, fun but I loved How I Met
Your Mother. There was an episode that always stood out
to me because I'm like, yo, this is not going
to age.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
There was an episode called The Naked Man. Oh yeah,
and Barney Stintson joked Neil Patrick Harris that here's the
move to do when you bring a girl back to
your house when she goes to the bathroom getting naked,
so then when she comes out of the bathroom, you're
just standing there naked.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I call it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
People are canceled for that. I call it the Naked Man.
I'm like, yo, even then, I'm like, I found it funny.
But I'm like, I bet you in the future people
will say this is wrong. I mean, rich, you stretched
this into TV shows? You think the premise of Three's
Company would fly in today's world?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No way to.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
People realize why Jack lived a two girls that has
to live in order for Jack to live with two
girls in Santa Monica here in California, he has to
pretend that he's a homosexual. And he's getting all these
looks and all these jokes at his expense from furleyan
roper because open minded enough in the seventies and eighties,
(23:43):
Jack and he have to pretend to be gay anyway
to live with two women. The whole thing is weird
and dated, but I still love the show. Realho right,
so things that wouldn't fly today? Will wrap it up
with your phone calls and who deserves a punch in
the nose. We'll get to it next right here, Cavino
and rich on Fox Sports Radio. Thanks buddy, Hey, you
put it off long enough. Let's talk about our friends
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We're Cavino and Rich Steve Cavino, Rich Davis. By the way,
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And Rich on our Instagram it's already got tens of
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Give me my money.
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Everyone.
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what are you really hiding? Plus there's a Drake story
about Serena Williams. So we're gonna talk about old school
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wrapping up this conversation old school in fifty hits.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
We do this every Thursday.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Movies that wouldn't fly today, just based on technology, based
on political correctness, the sensitivity of today. It's Dustin Hoffman's birthday, Toudsie.
You know what else I thought of? I awa, Sam,
you had a good one off the air, So please
explain the ringer with Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Heartfelt, great movie. But I don't know if that would be.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
A risk at a studio or any actor would want
to take Johnny Knoxville. That movie ended up being really
heartfelt and he pays tribute all the Special Olympians, but
he pretends to be in the Special Olympics. If you
don't think someone wants to take that chance right now?
And me think of Dustin Hoffman again with rain Man,
who again he was applauded for that role. But like
would any comedian or serious actor, anybody really wanted to
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pick it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
On hard to pull that role off. Yell.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
But then you're going into the category of actors who
play roles that are there either they're not their race
or they are playing.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Somebody who's you're risking backlash. Today's challenge the race thing,
I get. You couldn't have John Wayne play Genghis. Come, yeah,
I don't think you should have a white dude playing Ninja,
but I do.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
However, like I saw someone complaining that Brian promise, you
got a.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Problem with Tom Cruise, I do.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I did see some bozo was had a problem with
Brian Cranston playing a guy in a wheelchair and they're like,
there should have kissed and someone in a wheelchair or
I don't know. Brian Cranston one of the greatest actors.
So sometimes it's a little overboard. But let's go rapid fire.
Then we'll get the Dan Buyer's update really quick.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Rich before I hit the first line here during the break,
I was thinking of one eighties had this on VHS tape,
one of my mom's favorite movies. Would never fly nowadays.
Kurt Russell forced Goldie Hawn into being his slave and
help him raise those chicken box crappy kids. Yeah, in
Overboard that love Them Never Roll nowadays.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So fun.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
They made a remake of it recently, but they mocked
how ridiculous it was. Speaking of Kurt Russell, I'm wearing
a big trouble in Little China t shirt today.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm not sure if anyone picks energy that.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, all right, let's get back to the phones to
wrap us up, and then we're going to think about
who you want to punch in the nose. I was
going to report you for cultural appropriation. It's one of
my favorite movies.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Let's start with Josh and Virginia. Yeah, Josh, how are
you many?
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Good?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Good?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
So one one show that I feel like would.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Not not fly in this day is an.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Old show called Bosom Bosom Buddies.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
Tom Tom Hanks actually got his start on it.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, that was Tom Hanks and the other guy and
the other guy, and you know, yeah they were they
were pretending to be women. That's a little you know,
in today's world, probably not just not willing to take
the chance. Right now, who else do we got that
Mark in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Hey Mark, Mark, Hey, how you guys doing. What's up?
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
What's your answer?
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Well, uh, Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor in the toy.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I agree, because they bought the young, spoiled rich
kid who became a porn star in real life. By
the way, he was that a little kid from a
Christmas story that got his tongue stuck. Anyway, did he
set that plot line in the porn No?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
They they they He's like I want him, So they
bought Richard Pryor thought Richard Pryor was amusing.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, he thought Richard pry was amusing, so he could
have any toy you wanted. He wanted Richard Pryor, so
they essentially buy him, which was funny back in the eighties.
But yeah, I don't know about now. Uh Nick and Virginia,
Hey Nick?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Yeah, man, y'all went to TV.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
What about All in the Family?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Jefferson's Jefferson, Yeah, there were a lot of.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But you know, people look back at those as, uh,
they were such they were so well done that the
racism was sitting. So when things are satirical like that, I.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Think they find it almost helped move things forward. Yeah,
rights movie. I don't know though, would it be made?
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Look, do you see Looney Tunes nowadays?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Because they're too violent?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Uh, you know you could watch them still, but I
don't know if they wouldn't make that today. If you
want to if if you want to be like, you know,
sort of disappointed. HBO max I Have has Looney Tunes
and each season has most of the episodes not available
because there's some type of violence school.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
That's ridiculous. It is let people watch that they want
to watch.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And was considered aggressive. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
That's really the point of this, Like, yeah, we're old
enough to remember a time where it was funny or whatever.
But would they be made today? I think we're gonna
have to move on. Yeah, So your answers at Covino
and Rich and let's get into who you want to
punch in the nose besides Rich Davis the obvious answer
for everybody, Okay, perfect, let's.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Go to a dB, Dan buy your dB.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
It's one of the great things about All in the
Family is that there were people who felt Meathead wasn't
Meathead because they agreed with Archie Ye and then the
other opposite side all agreed with what Meathead thought. It
really really worked for both audiences. I hope we had
everybody here cheering for Team USA today.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
That was not the case. That was not the case.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
But anyway, someone may have had some Serbia ties for
their own content. But the United States did trail Serbia
at one point by seventeen points in their semi final
match in men's basketball, and then Steph Curry in the
fourth quarter took over Curry for the lead.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Come boom, we said, we're going to get our.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Step Curry moment. Thirty two for step Curry.
Speaker 11 (32:49):
He finished with thirty six. It's Noah Eagle, Dwayne Wade
on NBC Universal USA Network and Peacock with the highlight
as the United States outscored Serbia thirty two to fifteen
in that fourth quarter to advanced to the gold medal
game with a ninety five ninety one victory. Lebron had
sixteen points, twelve rebounds in ten assists, a triple double.
Joel Embiid the other American and double figures he had
(33:10):
nineteen four Team USA, who will now face France in
the gold medal game coming up on Saturday. American Noah
Lyles won bronze of the two hundred meters, fell short
of his goal of winning gold in both the one
hundred and two hundred meters, but it was revealed after
the rays that Lyles actually came down with COVID. He
actually needed a wheelchair to be helped off the track.
(33:30):
Following today's race. American Sydney McLaughlin Levaroni won gold in
the women's four hundred meter hurdles. NFL news, Nick Foles
is retiring the Super Bowl fifty two MVP, calling it
quits after eleven seasons. The quarterback will be honored by
the Eagles and their home opener against the Falcons on
September sixteenth. Falcons wide receiver Rondell More out for the
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season with a knee injury. He was placed on injured reserve.
And in baseball, Brewers topped the Brave sixteen to seven.
Atlanto's lost five straight Riches Mets, who did beat the
Rockies nine to one. Mets are a half game up
on the Braves for the final wild card in the NL.
Padres continue to roll. They've won five in a row,
beating the Pirates seven to six. Giant's still in it.
(34:11):
They got an extra innings victory today over the Nationals
and nine to five golf on hold on the PGA
Tour because of Tropical Storm Debbie. They hope to tee
it up tomorrow in the first round of the Windham Championship. Guys,
back to you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Thank you deep Dan.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Something we never thought about in the first how when
we did talk about Team USA and joking about is
anyone rooting for Serbia for the fun of it? Do
you think Denver Nuggets fans, because of what Jokic has
done for that organization got him a championship, do you
think there's Denver Nuggets fans that like, who cares?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
I'm rooting for the Joker? Absolutely sure. Probably. I don't
know how many, but I'm sure that that would be
the case.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
I guarantee there's a pocket, very Unamerican. There's a pocket
of Nuggets fans. If you looked at one of those
maps on like you know, Instagram, like.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Who's rooting for who? I bet you USA? USA?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You set people that probably hate on Lebron and want
to see that happen.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, out of doubt for sure. Thank you, dB. Have
a great night, man.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
So now I want the Fox Sports Radio Nation to
think about who you want to punch in the nose.
It's your opportunity to tell us why. Every day I
wake up and I think about rich and I immediately
want to punch them in the nose. But I have
a few stories on my own, and this all involves
this Chris Carter story that he told, Well, let's get
bayless this week. People love to take swings, especially with Helilton.
(35:24):
You see Molik Neighbors. He was taking swings the other day.
If Neighbors was fighting lion safety was the name? Kirby
Joseph find two hundred thousand dollars? Was it two hundred
and twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 9 (35:35):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Am I throwing in another zero? But he was fine
for it. People get heated up and fired up. A
few things happened to me recently. Maybe me want to
punch somebody in the nose. I want to hear about it.
I do want to hear. I want to hear your
nose punching tails.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Dandy g.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
The other day I went to get some takeout. So
you make your order right, and then you sit there
and you wait for them to bring you the food.
So I made my order. Guy brings me my food,
little plastic bag. I'm walking out and I see this
older fella looking at me, and he's like making this
weird eye contact with me, and then he gestures towards
me and goes, oh, thanks.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
He thought I was bringing him his food. I was like, listen,
old man, this is my food. I'm not bringing you
your food. I'm not the food boy. Well, ready to
punch him.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Then, with all due respect, you wear a messenger bag,
you had a Yankees head ar.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It looks like a schoolboy. With all due respect, it
wouldn't have happened to you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So I'm not saying I was mad about it, but
I sort of recognized what was going on. Deserve to
punch in the nose. I have another story about something
I saw on ESPN. I'm gonna get to your phone
calls and feedback. Next more Cavino on Rich on Fox
Sports Radio. Oh yeah, some stp sam Man, you're bringing
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watching a Little League World Series right which I love
because every guy, every kid thinks, man, I got to
hit a bomb off of this guy. I'm like Big Justice.
I'll be hitting bombs. I'm like the Rizzly Bear. I'm
the rizzler. I could hit bombs, twenty seven little League
home runs. I could hit these kids easily. But I
love the heart these kids play with. Man, I have
(38:20):
a question, Yeah, ego side or keep the ego attact?
Because do you have a big one? Do you think
you were because we always joke about how Cavino was
an elite Little league player and then you just never
grew like Cavino the size he is now. You were
five ten when you were twelve, Yeah, hitting bomb? Do
you think you would have been an elite guy if
you were in like the televised Little League World Tears?
I said no, I think no question because I was
(38:42):
hitting home runs in every All Star game every twenty
seven bro not egine if you kept growing, if I
kept growing, yeah, all potentials endless.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
So get this.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm watching the Little League World Series and and they
do a great chop but one of the kids' names,
and there he is stepping up to the plate, Sweet
Lou Fernandez. I don't remember his last name, And they're like,
if that's not a baseball name, I don't know what
is john?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, like Sweet Lou Whittaker. And then they go yeah
and sweet lou Now he captain Louell. He goes, well,
you got me, That's all I got. And I'm like,
you guys are on ESPN. You can't think of another
Sweet lou Panella. Give me a break. You're such a Yankee.
I wanted to punch him right in the nose. Every
(39:34):
person I'm using this.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yes, yes, you mean World Series champion with the Reds
manager baseball yankee Loop Penella.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, sweet, I would make a wager right now that
across the minute, that across the sports you're on ESPN.
It's all you got. I bet i U sweet, I
bet you.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I bet you across the sports world today, Radio, tell
Vision podcasting. You're the only person that has made a
Loopenella reference in the last month. Doesn't matter. I'm not
saying he's current day. You think you think Loopenell's on
anyone's mind?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Doesn't matter? Was Dustin Hoffman on anyone's mind today we
talked about him, I wouldn't think, sweet Loopanella.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Well, then why don't you join ESPN because your a
bonehead like them already worked there.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
No, that's Rich Davis.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm Cavino, So I wanted we all have that experience though,
where someone says something on TV and you want to
reach through and punch him in the nose.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That's what happened to me.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Chris Carter talked about Skip Bayless and why he wanted
to punch him in the nose.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Take a list to him.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I'll never be on your show again, and if you
ever say anything like that to me again, I'll punch
you right in the face.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Well, what happened when you were fighting? He was fighting
over Tim Tebow. Chris Carter said he'll never win because
he has no arm, and Skip Bayless said something along
the lines off, well, that's.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Why you never want a Super Bowl. Totally like out
of left field, like ruthe undeserved. He went low shot,
low shot. So Chris Carter was like, I'll punch you
in the face. Sheep shot and that went viral this.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Week, and of course Molik Neighbors he got fined for
fighting meleek neighbors of the Giants. We want to hear
your story. Who do you want to punch in the nose.
You're gonna have to hit us up at Covino and
Rich on social media, so.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I know Rich wants to punch spot in the nose.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Well, that's like I mean, I'm not talking about the
automatic every day once. Like you ever see like a
smug umpire, Yeah, I like an Angel Hernandez type when
he makes a terrible call and then he and he's
so smug about you, like or.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Like Manny Machado's face.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh, he had deserves a punch in the nose middle,
Nick Sirianni, we're all planning out for over Promised, So
maybe we do talk about this tomorrow. Okay, cool, Well,
punch it in the face, but over Promise streaming next
on the Fox Sports Radio YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Until then, I reveen there you baby, see you in
the over Promised land. I'll punch you in the ma
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