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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Spooky season. Do it one week till Halloween, one day
till the World Series. NBA's here Thursday Night Football. Our
pets heads are falling off. Oh hell yeah, World Series
Eve summoning the ghosts of the Babe. Let's go and
remember donut y'all too much in the month of October.
Why you know ghost two tea baggage, don't they they do?
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All right? Know it happens, man, those go rest in
peace for an end of Valenzuela. But let's go Yankees.
I'm Cavino, that is Rich. Welcome to over promised episode
sixty seven, our bonus podcast because normally we're on Fox
Sports Radio Monday through Friday, two to four on the West,
five to seven on the East. But this is the
bonus context. We don't have enough time, yep. Today we
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talk about the best and worst Halloween sports ideas. Sports
Halloween idea. Some of them are so shitty and some
of them are really clever. So you got a week
to figure out what you're doing for Halloween and your kids.
Don't make your kid look like a clown, right literally,
unless it's terrifier. That's a badass clown. I was gonna
say I thought he's owning Halloween. And of course who's
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cooler me or Derek Jeeter. Everybody's debating that. I know
that's a big debate in town. And we're kicking it
off with since this World series, Eve, is it lame
to dress your pets up get ready for the festivity.
By the way, we're gonna get to the Jeter thing.
But after those comments he made about missus Matt and
walked off the stage, I think you might be cooler.
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Oh well, hey, you might be cooler. That's a whole
other controversy we debated this week. So baseball's here World
Series and people are going a little crazy, little overboard.
Maybe you decide you make the call with their pets,
getting them fired up. Like everybody's buying a jersey right hey,
overpriced jerseys with the patch right here on the chest?
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Which is it? Two hundred bucks? All right? Sixty five
bucks for catless god? I think the biggest rebuff the hoodies.
One hundred and thirty bucks for a hoodie. Cities like
people get excited Yankees Dodgers. But there was an article
today story today about how Dodgers fans Doyer fans calling
you out we're going a little overboard with their fluffers
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with their doggies. Yeah, well there's an uptick in Dodger
fans dyeing their dogs blue. Pet groomers are reporting that
people like and when you give Whiffles a little wash
and a little and nail clipping, dye the dog Dodger blue.
I don't know, man, got it? You're in the festiv mood.
My one of my exes was a dog groomer and
people would do this around sports teams holidays and it's
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a thing. But really, you're dyeing your dog blue for
the dollars overboard? That's a dollar dog, right, Like you
know what, what's what's worthy of an eye roll? Like?
All right, come on, Like when you get a Christmas
card from it's it's you know, the dog or something
like that, or when you get an invite because it's
Waggle's birthday, you're like, really, bro, I'm not trying to
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sund like a JD. Vans or anything, but stop calling
your dog your kid. Stop. Uh. You know, those things
are a little overboard. And we're not saying we don't
love our pets doggy owner, dog you owner, but we
also have kids too, so that gives perspective like kids dogs, right,
I mean, like love is love. I get all that,
but you know, dyeing your dog's hair blue? Does the
dog want that? Does the dog care? I have to ask,
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But I do also have to say that I feel
like my my opinions have changed a little bit now
that I have a little dog. Right. So I used
to look at people, you know, dressing up their dog, like,
come on, little doggie boots, what are you doing your dog?
Fucking loser, That's what I think. But you know what,
I sort of loosened the reins a little bit too,
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and I'm like, you know what if people want to
have phone with their pets. Until I saw you making
a kissy face at your dog, that why you gave
me so much black. I wasn't doing a kissy face.
What you do? I'm blowing in his face? Yeah, you
never blew in the face of your dog, just a
it looks like a gussy face. No, especially in camera.
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Get out of here. But look at notice that Yankee
watch somewhere in the Jersey and look at that little
Billie Martin fan right there. THEO. But here's the thing.
Did I want to do this truthfully? Did I look
how sady look look at this port? Like how sad
he looks? That's my point. I didn't want to do this.
My girlfriend put me up to it. She's like, I
got THEO a jersey, and I'm like, yeah, I don't
know if THEO wants a jersey. Look. Granted, he looks
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cute as hell, look like a living Teddy Bear. It
looks like a like a build a bear. What I've
known Cavino twenty years. I don't even condone it. Right
when I met you in the two thousand, if I
would have said, Kavino, one day, you're gonna dress your
dog up in a Yankee jersey, you would guild little guy.
I don't condone it. But I understand I did it
for the GRAM, even though I never posted it. I
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did it for my girlfriend. But do I He's sat
the old looks and out of the picture. He's like, really, man,
I'm just trying to take a leak. You're trying to
take pictures. I don't even know who Billy Martin is. Yo.
I retired the number for this photo. He didn't care.
That's my point. So, although I understand it's like the
dogs don't want to be bothered, right, So even though
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I broke my own rule here rich just to keep
the girlfriend happy, I did want to punch myself in
the nuts. In fact, I'll do it right now. Let
me tell you. Look, Yeah, I deserve its corny eyes.
You know what the eyes are saying? What are we
doing here? Yeah? The dog. The point is, I'm okay
with you making fun of me. I'm not sure everybody
should be doing it. But is it overboard? I don't know.
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I think it's also adding to the fund, Like it
is kind of fun when you dress your dog up
for Halloween to accompany the kids or something like that,
you know, or Thanksgiving the dogs run around a little
turkey outfit? Is it hying a fund? And I that
shit is cute. It's like you see a little dog
and it looks like you're gonna costume on. That's that's
my point. I used to hate on it, like it
and I and I definitely eased up a little bit.
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Do I still think it's a little overboard, Yes, but
it's not the be all end all. So based on
the Dodgers and dyeing the hair blue, which is permanent,
so that's different than putting a little shirt on them.
And sometimes maybe the dog is a little cold in
his crispy weather, maybe he likes it. We ask you,
over promised, Fox Sports Radio Nation. What is overboard? Then
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when it comes to your sports and your pats and
just going next level? Can you tell me that you're
not going to die pinstripes on your dog? No, you
gotta draw the line. So you know, wife, he's like,
we got to put a shirt on him, Like, all right,
let me do what you do? Fight about it? Listen, right,
but you're not going to dye their hair. I wouldn't
two layers here? Yeah? Layer number one is that jersey?
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Now number one? No? Hold on? This proves the point though. Yeah,
the jersey's corny, right, but it's cute. What's overboard is
dying their hair? Okay, you don't think there's two layers
number one? I would not. I would not blame the
dog if it took a shit on your pillow after
after even made it do that. I don't think the
pets like you. Man. Secondly, we can't pretend that people
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aren't in love with their dogs. They are. If you
go to Dodger Stadium, Yankee stadium, city field citizens. When
they have dog nited to stadium, people salivate like a
damn dog to bring their pets. You ever seen the bleachers.
Everyone's got their you know, Fluffy and Spike. And it's
a thing. If you go to any game where it's
dog nited to stadium, it is well received. So you
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can't deny that people love their pets. It's a thing.
What's overboard? What's your line? That's mine right there, and
I shared it with you reluctantly. I didn't even want
to take those pictures. But theo's my boy. He does
watch the games with me and he sits there. He's excited,
I guess. But how about we mentioned merchandise? Yeah, what's
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overboard there? When it comes to World Series spot, bring
in my dog? Piper Waffles? Coime me here, Piper, come here, girl. Yeah,
she don't want to be bothered. Do you think she
wants to be bothering a jersey? No, she's chilling out.
You think she wants you think she wants me to
die her orange for the Mets. But you're hey, Piper,
but your wife or girlfriend are convinced that they do.
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And you know what if you want to do that
for your kids too. Hey, we dressed are up for Halloween.
You know what I get? That's another good point when
you got little kids. I have a four and seven
year old, you have a teenager. You do things for
your kids that you never thought you would do. So right, right, right, Hey,
get ready for the World Series. It starts tomorrow. And uh,
by the way, you're still gonna try to snag a ticket?
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Are you still working this out? I know you don't
want to talk about it ause it makes you mad
because it's so expensive to castle. Yeah, they're saying, the
traffic patterns out here in La between the Lakers, Dodgers,
college football this weekend is going to be absurd. So
get ready for some good sports this weekend out here. Yeah.
I just want to enjoy the games. Man. Let's go Yanks.
I haven't gotten a ticket yet as of now. Did
I put in for one? Yes? Like how sad THEO
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looks now? Luckily that's not a World Series Yankees doggy Jersey,
Otherwise it would have cost me three hundred bucks. What's
your sort of limit honestly on World Series merch because
that is a story this week. How much do you
think is reasonable and unreasonable spend. I think you want
to go there, you get a hat that's sixty five
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beaner root, Can I tell you the difference of whether
or not they win or loses? My answer meaning the
Mets run in the World Series in twenty fifteen. Yeah,
I would have bought a jersey or an overpriced hoodie
or hat or sweatshirt if they had one. But to me, like,
if you bought a twenty twenty four Yankees official World
Series jersey and they lose, what do you want with that? Yeah?
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The weakest is when you buy like an ALCS or
an NLCS shirt and then they lose. I bought a
Metro like the East will rise, I lose. I get that,
But that's the risk you take. Car Now, you're not
going to go to the game and not buy a
T shirt. I think your best investment is a T
shirt or a hoodie because you could wear it. It's
true often and the T shirts are going for fifty
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five sixty bucks. But if you go there with a
few kids, or even if you're going to Dix to
buy some stuff, your kids might want that stuff. How
much you willing to spend what's overboard? That's really the
question with your pets in life and how about tattoosh,
what do you think is overboard when it comes to that,
you know, and by the way, I have a number.
My number was five hundo. If you're going over five
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hundred bucks on merch, I'm assuming you have like eight kids,
that's a lot of money. Yeah, your daddy stacks there
right listen, Danny g Our, producer for the Fox Sports
radio show. By the way, that's way overboard. By the way,
five hundred bucks he goes, he goes above and beyond
with the tattoos. He's got a Kobe tattoo, he's got
Lakers and Dodgers. He's a guy that but he's also
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a tattooed guy. You know. My dumb Mets buddies said,
you know, if they make a run, you guys want
all get Mets tattoos. And I said, no, like matching
bro tattoos. By the way, that's Danny g Our, producer
on Fox Sports Radios, tattoos, diehard Lakers fan. NBA's back.
Now they're well done. I would just never get it done.
Is that overboard? And he has a yeah, he has
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the Dodgers right there. Doyers I don't know. Man to me. Oh,
by the way, tattoos are a lot of a that's it.
Like listen, I like my sports teams, but that's a
lot of tattoo. Come on, oh man, what's overboard? What's
your line? I just had another thought too, before we
move on. The Dodgers announced today that they're gonna have
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that Fernando Valenzuela patch. They're probably gonna be selling them
extra now. People are gonna want him extra now just
to get that patch. And we have the patch for
fifty bucks. Seriously, think about it, guys. You probably thought
my my number of five hundred was a lot when
you factor in yeah, jersey for little uh Timmy Uh.
You know this guy wants a jersey right there, and
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that's four hundred bucks if you get three shirts. So anyway,
it's an investment. Like I said to you about you
try to go to the games. If your team's in
the World Series every five, ten, twenty years, it's almost
like you have to bite the bullet and say I'm
doing it. What you know when people say save money
for a rainy well, here's your rainy day. I might
have to bite the bullet. Bruce Lee Roy style, Bruce
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Lee Roy style. So let's go Yankees. What's the line?
How far are you willing to go to support your team?
You paint your face, do you dress your dog up?
Do you dye your dog's hair? And do you get
a tattoo? How much you want to spend on merch?
Think about it? Well, it is one week till spooky season.
Halloween a week away. By the way, why don't monsters
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eat ghosts? We got a dad joke going on here. No,
please don't. Everybody's too cool, Like you're not gonna repeat
this to your kids. I can't share some family fun.
I don't know what. Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Ghosts?
It tastes like sheet, They taste like sheet. That's a
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good one. I will repeat it. I can't lie now,
being that Halloween's a week away. Sports costumes are clearly
always in the in the mix. Oh yeah, especially like
you know, timely ones. There's timely ones, and there's like
there's the classics. You don't need to pulp all the
pictures spot but there's always be someone that's Tom Hanks
from illegue of their own. There's always gonna be like
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classic wild thing work Vaughn. Okay, I get those, but
there's some that are you know how something has to
be dated far enough before it's retro. Yes, like I
don't think you should be ted Lasso this year. The
show's over so now it's almost like an outdated costume.
It's not retro enough yet. Same with uh, we'll hold
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your own horses because we have the best and worst. Okay,
let's let's start with the worst. Riches is rattling off
examples right here in our little list the best. Let's
start with the best ideas for you. Okay, best that
rich with the mustache mustache just wanted to bring that up.
I could pull it off. Goods. Let's start with I
think is gonna be relevant okay and very popular this season.
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I think for this particular season, in this particular moment. Okay,
I'm not saying it's the number one best, but if
you know, you know, it's very viral and it's very funny.
AJ and Big Justice their social media famous. They bring
the boom your favorite father and son dude related dude
AJ wrestled and and Big Justice is a little league king.
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They bring the boom, that's what UD. They bring the boom.
They bring the boom. But if you do it, you
got to bring the boom, right, you gotta Yeah, you
gotta know all the dances, and you gotta really be
the best because there's gonna be multiple Yeah, big justice
in AJ costumes this year. I guarantee it, mark my words.
SNL parried them, parodied them this past week. So you
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know you might not know them, but you will because
you're gonna be like, who's that when you see all
these people for Halloween. In fact, I pulled I showed
you a really good version of one spot. Yeah, take
a look the chocolate cookie. That is good because they
got famous from being the costco guy, the Costco go God,
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Go go. I think, uh, I think we all learned
a lesson to that if you are gonna be a
classic costume, you need to be the best version of it. Like,
did you see this dude who half his body was
Hulk Hogan, half his body was Macho Man and he's
going back and forth. It's times great gets an a
for creativity, but I'm not sure his impressions are that great.
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Let's take a look. Let's take a look what you're
gonna do? Twenty four centimeter python, you know, helps do
the crops. Still funny, that's good. I mean it's not
a Dan Soder level, but yeah, he does a good
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macho man. I like it. I take it back, really creative,
really great. If you're ever gonna be any wrestling icon,
I think it's always a fun idea, especially macho man.
And all you have to do is be better than
Rich Davis was when you were h Yeah, you know,
compared to when you were Hulk Hogan. That was great,
that was fantastic. So again, these are some great ideas,
some good ideas. If you're gonna be Hulk Hogan, make
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sure people don't think you're axel. See I was slashed.
They thought he was accent. It's rich as it was
the worst Hogan. But you know what, see my slash
costume there, Like Rich said before, if you could pull
it off even better, okay, even better. If people are
asking who are you supposed to be? You failed? These
are the rules on the costume bag. Did it say
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muscles not included? Oh okay, sorry, there's slim. Good buddy,
you know, I think, uh, I wonder if there'll be
some dudes that go as Lebron and Bronni. Like, if
you're a black guy and you got a kid, that
might be a funny father son cabo. Like, yeah, we're
lebron and Bronny. By the way, if you're a white guy,
don't pretend you're a black guy. Yeah, Like that's there's
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rules you don't need that you don't have to be
canceled exactly. So I think you're gonna see a lot
of lebron and Bronni father's son. Not only Big Justice
in AJ, You're also gonna have Lebron and Ronnie of course.
And I think even if you aren't father's son, if
you're a tall friend and you have a shorter friend,
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you might have lebron and Bronnie's. And that's fine because
it's relevant and it's easy. You just got to buy
the real jersey and do your best. I think the
key is relevant to the to the time. Yeah, it's
got to be relevant, and it's also got to be
the best one. Like you said, if someone says, who
are you? You failed? Yeah, so you're going out as
the goat and an EPO baby just kidding, I'm righty,
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I say that respectfully. I'm actually rooting for Bronnie junior,
and I hope he does a great job. To see,
we'll give everyone some of your no nos. What should
you not be this year? We told you some of
the rules to not break already, but you mentioned timely,
like there has to be enough time for it to
be retro. If you're Kelsey and Taylor Swift this year,
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I think, like, yeah, you missed the boat that was
last year. Right now, it's all about big justice. I
don't know, like yeah, because and then you have to imagine,
like how many other other ones are there? And if
there's gonna be other people, you got to be the
best one or else you failed. And if you're not
the best Travis and Taylor Swift, you failed at the party.
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You failed this Halloween. I don't know why this bothers
me so much, but I know it bothers you, so
we're on the same page. When people are generic baseball player,
I don't know why that gets on my so much
as it's the weakest effort ever. And by the way,
that's a decent generic baseball player costume that you're showing
their spot like I've seen like even more bland than
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generic like baseball player in a bag baseball player in
a bag for just like baseball baseball pants, a stirrups,
like a lame jersey and generic hat. It's like, yo, dude,
you couldn't splurge and just get a real jersey or
something that looks more authentic with an actual sports team's
logo on it. Your weak ass baseball player. By the way,
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how like a could you be? Yeah, if you're being
baseball player in a bag, you're the weakest and you know,
home empty handed, no candy, no date, any others you
want to throw on there are we going? Uh? How
about I'm a football? I love I think this is
pretty funny. It's fun to seeing this just a guy,
he's a big football. It's terrible. Look, the point is,
don't wait last minute, because you're gonna be a pirate
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in a bag or generic baseball player, or you're gonna
end up with some stupid like target costume like this.
The guy's just a big football. So those are the
worst ideas, you know, just just to keep you in
the loop on what you'll see a lot of this year. Yeah,
I'm a football. Yeah, way to go, buddy, I'm a football.
You waited last minute? You know what? That's how you
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scream I waited last minute, didn't care. Some of the
big ones are just predicting. So when you're out in
about a lot of beetlejuice this year, they're saying for
your kids, inside Out too was big, so they're saying
a lot of inside out, a lot of diddy stuff.
Diddy ones are gonna be inappropriate and didy. I think
giant bottles of baby oil and you know what else
I'm saying. I know the Olympics was not too long ago,
but they're saying ray Gun the breakdancer. There's gonna be
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a lot of Raygun breakdancers. That's really old though. Yeah,
I know that that's gonna be very popular this year,
So hey, start getting ready for Halloween. We don't wait
last minute and enjoy the spooky season. Those are the
dudes and the don'ts some fun ones from this year
and someone's to avoid moving on now, can we do
a little bit of who's cooler this spooky season? You
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already got on? Derek Jeter. Richie said that he was
kind of lame this week. He was lame when mister
and missus Mett joined them on the set and he
walks away. It just confirms to me that, well, Jeter's
a legend, he's lame, or it was part of the act.
I don't know, We don't know, he debated. Check out
our podcast in fact, if you missed it, Coveno and Rich.
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and review. We appreciate it. This is a round of
who's cooler? Yeah, around, who do we got here? All right?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Okay, me, all right, So here's the first here's the
first person.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Look at me bringing the boom. That's a good painting
pumpkin job, painting pumpkins. I got good at his pidekin.
And then who's cooler? This guy or this guy? Me? Yeah?
WHOA might have to agree with you. Yeah, Cavino cooler
than Jeter in this scenario. Alright, you make the call, yo,
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what's skinny? What skinny legs does Jeter have? I mean
he does, but he's also one of the goats. I
do ask you though, this based on that painting or
carving pumpkins, because that's always a debate. Painting they last longer.
There are times you could cover pumpkin like, oh looks great.
Two days later, it's rotten on your stool. Two days later,
some raccoonaded the mouth is rotting and it's saying cheewee wiees.
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Just the mouth is slid seriously because it's falling apart.
And yeah, so hey, you make the call and enjoy.
Thank you guys, and props to Jeter. He's still one
of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Can we do that one more time? Hold on, all right?
So this guy, yeah, or this guy, are you disrespecting?
And I'm getting this this.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I want to make a clear I'm not kissing him,
especially on camera, and I'm blowing in his face. Okay,
this guy, Well, listen before we go, one last thing.
Something you're going to see a lot of this week.
And I find it funny every I don't know where
they come up with these things, but there's always a
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new meme or a new video or gift or jiff
or something. The cat on the broom. Have you seen this?
This is everywhere. It's just pretty much scenarios that you
want to get out of. And much like Homer Simpson
painting into the bushes or or the guy in the
Simpson's walking in and out of the bar, it's like, hey,
when the pump says, see the cashier or hey, when
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the dishes start piling up, like, can I share my
version of the Mexican Irish exit to the over Promised
Nation based on this? Actually have? And someone calls me
instead of texting, I have advice, that's you. I have
advice on how to get out of an awkward Halloween
party conversation.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Okay, when my coworker comes around with their kids' school fundraiser.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, okay, what do you want? All right, so reenact
the seeing with me. You're at a Halloween party this weekend,
and someone's small talking about the series, I mean, Trump
and Kamala and Man and your first you look around
like and then you you notice you point up at
the music like this is your jam? Okay, okay, Like,
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so someone's talking like, yeah, I don't care you're talking
about Donald Trump or politics. I don't care what you're
talking about your kid's fundraiser. I'm like, And then you
play a little air guitar and you dip away, like
you just and you dance away. I call it the
g core dip away. So ahead, start talking to me, so,
uh this week in world series and there's a lot
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of traffic. They're saying and you know the g Core
dip away and it's like not rude, like yo, that's
my jam. I gotta I got a rock out and
no offense. I gotta rock on thissode. Hey see you
guys later. Hey over promised. We'll see you guys next
week with another bonus pod don't forget. Follow coding on
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We love you until next time. All right, be there
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Gez come back John, Let's go, don't w