September 26, 2025 • 25 mins
Paulie & Tony discuss the STUPID comment Dak Prescott made after the loser Dallas Cowboys suffered that TOTAL WIPEOUT against the Chicago Bears. Then they bring on Super Bowl Champ and former Bucs and Cowboys QB Brad Johnson to discuss where it all went wrong for the Cowboys... and how it's all about to go wrong for his Bucs... and then he did something so bizarre, they had no choice but to kick him OFF THE SHOW!!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, yeah, and to your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Polly and Tony Foy as always, Polly foolsco here with
Tony Vosko and Tony O You Prescott and Jerry Jones,
both saying totally bizarre things to explain away that cowboys
embarrassing loss to the Bears. We're gonna show you why
they're both clearly demented and also the giants they benched
(00:34):
Russell Wilson, but we'll tell you why Russell Wilson has
already done it done to help the team and the
new QB Jackson dot Very impressive by you, and we'll
also revealed the results long awaited of our female co host, Paul,
that you voted on to revere our new beautiful, wonderful
and most importantly informed of course, new female co host.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right done, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know, she really dazzled us with her very impressive
you know, sports knowledge.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Absolutely Tony and well as far as our guest today,
you know, a couple of weeks back, we had on
Andy Reid, or so we thought, so we were told.
You know, it turned out to be an Andy Reid
impersonator named Matt who's now currently serving twelve years in
prison for guest appearance fraud. Well, we went ahead. We
fired our clown booker after that one. But you know,
(01:25):
we had to hire a new booker, and we said
to this guy, we said, okay, get us someone you
know who could talk Eagles Bucks, that's the game coming up,
and the Vikings and Cowboys and well, he claims he
tracked down the one person on earth who could talk
about all those things, who played for a lot of
those tames. Super Bowl winning QLB Brad Johnson.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, or so we think it's Super Bowl winning QB
Brad Johnson exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
We're not one hundred percent sure if it's not you know,
the real Brad Johnson or you know, one of those
Brad Johnson impersonators.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, but we'll find out.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, and we're talking about finding out our producer back then,
Moron just found out this camera is not working, so
there's no camera on him. That frankly Tony, I actually
prefer this version of a more much more easy on
the eyes. Yeah, alright, anyway, remember like subscribe anything else,
you know whatever, Just hit all the buttons, just hit
(02:17):
all the actually, just hit all the buttons. Yeah, Okay, Anyway,
let's waste no more time here and get right into
a top story, all right, First, out the gate, the
Cowboys just a total disarray after getting drugged by the
lowly Chicago Bears, and just so much went wrong for Dallas.
You know, the Cowboys not only lost the game, but
they lost wide receiver CD lamb do an injury in
(02:38):
the first quarter after his ankle got rolled. Now doctors
are saying he could be out two weeks, and well,
this is just a rough blow for the young receiver,
isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, you know, it's very bad news for CD.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know, at first, doctors thought he might miss the
next six weeks, but then they said he's only gonna
miss two weeks. So that's just a tough blow for
the receiver. He had a great chance to not have
to play for the Cowboys and waste the next three
months of his life, but unfortunately that X ray really
let him down.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Just so heartbreaking to see that, Dody, And they're all
on the subject to heartbreaking. You know, the loss was
stuff on Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, but he still came
out and said that he still thinks that Dallas is
a playoff team, and well, people say this is proof
that Jerry Jones has lost his mind.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But what do you think about that, Dony.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You know, when you look at the Cowboys organization as
a football team, it's clearly a total failure. But if
you look at it as an Eldercare institution, then it's
one of the top organizations in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Right now, the Cowboys stadium is basically one very big
assisted living facility, and all the players and coaches are
the orderlies keeping Jerry Jones entertained in his twilight years.
You know, honestly, it's very beautiful when you think about it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Just such moves perspective and analysis that Dony get h
talking about people out of touch with reality. Dak Prescott
after the Bears loss, gave this postgame presser that was
still trying the process. He said, quote, everybody individually has
got to be accountable, got to look at themselves in
(04:19):
the mirror. Well, you can clearly see the problem.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You can't get done it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You know, I say this every year. Why would you
look in a mirror? Everything's backwards?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right is left, left is right.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No, one day he has so much trouble running that offense.
He needs to stop looking in a mirror and start
looking in a playbook.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Well said that, Dony, And you know I have to
ask Dot what type.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Of mirror is he looking at?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Is it a bathroom mirror or a car mirror? Because
you know, you know what those car mirrors say. They
say objects look closer than they actually are. Absolutely, why
do you think Doc Prescott keeps overthrowing his receivers.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's spent so much time, you know, looking in these.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Car mirrors that he thinks his receivers are closer than
they are.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know, it just makes so much sense. And are
we sure it's not one of those fun house mirrors?
You know, because I once went to a carnival and
looked at one of those, and I saw like twenty
of myself. And you know, maybe when Dak is on
the field, he's seeing twenty CD lambs all over the
place and doesn't know which one's the real CD lamb.
(05:27):
You know, this just shows why you should never ever
look in any kind of mirror.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Great philosophy to live by, that, don'ty. And Well, now
to the other side, the Eagles ones again dominant. Now
a lot of borns out there. They're saying that they
are one of the six three and zero teams left. Okay,
tell me this is why you shouldn't listen to the
slanted bias to media, because when you look at a team,
do you look at their last three games?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, you look at that last seveneen teams exactly, and
do you look at the ones where they're back up?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
QB started? Well only if you're a total lady.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well he's dummy.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, that's why the Eagles record is clearly seventeen.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And uh, isn't that obvious?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Dun'ty? Of course?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Shouldn't we count the Eagles record for the whole year?
Like if someone asked you, hey, how's your year going?
Do you start at September first?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, of course not, unless you're an idiot or you know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
A college student, you'd go back to at least January first,
or even three hundred and sixty five days ago. And
you know, it also matters if you're asking a human
or a dog, because if you're asking a dog, you
got to go back seven years. So when people ask
my dog, how's the Eagles year going? He probably thinks
(06:44):
in his dog head, it's great, the Eagles have been
at three Super Bowls and one two of them.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's been a terrific dog year.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Just great perspective there by you again, Dony, and well,
now to the giants who are benching Russell Wilson for Jackson. Now,
a lot of people out there are saying that Russ
has done nothing to help the date. Wel that's not
true if you bother to read the news, because if
you read the news, you see Russell Wilson has been
holding Bible studies during the week and including the young
(07:14):
rookie QB.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Jackson Dott.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And this just perfectly sets Jackson Dott up for success.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Doesn't it don't.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Absolutely thanks to Russell Wilson's tootelage, I project Jackson Dot
to put up.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Some huge numbers this year.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
By my projections, Jackson dot will have a completion percentage
of ninety eight percent of pages read in the Bible.
He'll lead the NFL with twenty two prayer circles. He'll
also wreck up a massive three nine hundred and eighty
two proverbs, and he'll also throw an NFL single season
(07:50):
record of sixty seven interceptions.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Just great statistical and also theological analysis that Dony and well,
while with Dawkin Giants, we got to talk about the
former QB there, Daniel Jones, who's now three and oh
with the Colts. You know, just as we predicted of this,
you know, we're telling you for years that Daniel Jones
was a true Dallent, right, and you.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Know, nobody listened to us.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know, the other day people coming up to me,
they're saying the dumbest things to me about Daniel Jones.
Like the other day some guy said that I apparently
once said Daniel Jones was retarded.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
What No, No, I never used that one. Never.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
What I said back then clearly was Daniel Jones is
highly regarded by all the NFL teams.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You know, you people need to listen.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Exactly the same thing happened to me.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Some guy came up to me and said that I
once said Daniel Jones is a useless pile of cowfeeces.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, no, I never said that.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
What I clearly said back then is that Daniel Jones
is a priceless example of our species. You know, as humans.
You people really need to learn to listen.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Learn to listen, Yeah, listen, and if listening, I'm actively
listening to our producer and what he's on our guest
is on the line.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well he can wait, yeah, let him wait, he can wait.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
We're doing this show, you know, if it is really
our guest of Brad Johnson, and who knows who it
is exactly, because we got more important business to do
it we have when we show you ads. So it's
time for us to make millions. We'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Satellite work.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All right.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Now to our guest today, Well, you know, he claims
to be Brad Johnson, but you know, after what happened
with that Andy Reid a couple of weeks back, we
can't all share.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah he does.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Based on this, he does look like Brad Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Let me just let's see.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Maybe the muscles not as big as they used to be.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh, he's holding up a picture for us, all right,
let me see. Okay, so he does, I can evidence
that he is Brad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, but you know.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We gotta make Brad Johnson, you know, you super Bowl
champ with the Bucks two thousand and two, two time
pro bowler, you know, played for the Vikings Cowboys Washington.
All right, let's just bring him in. Brad Johnson, or
so you say, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Welcome, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
I appreciate you having me on the show.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Baby, third time charm on the show. You guys show,
the number one show in America.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's that's how you do.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Introduction does sound like the real Brad Johnson?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Sounds like the real Brad but very smart. Well done.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, well done by you. We're going to be cutting
that as a promo. You'll see no residuals of payments.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
But thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
No, let's talk about you now that we've established your play.
You played for the Cowboys, let's start there. Just a
terrible time for them, horrible. You know, after this loss
to the Bears that came out and he said his
team needs to look at themselves in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, now, as a QB, don't.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You think that's bad because when you're looking a mirror,
everything's backwards. You know, things might appear right so than
they are. Doesn't that throw off your whole judgment?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Well, the only thing that's looking backwards sometimes too, when
you're reading backwards is the ambulance. And it looks like
you put their team in the Ammas ride home that night.
Is what happened that looking in the mirror right now,
right now, our donas Cowboys there one.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
And two boys.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Your your Dallas.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You're not hours don't we don't play them?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, we're not getting right down there. We're trading our
best players too.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
We got rid of our we got rid of our
best all Pro player, Michael Parsons.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
So that wasn't good. And we're getting ready to.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Play Michael Parsons on a Sunday night at eight twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, but we're not going to watch that game.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I don't want to bring a source subject here, Rup,
but you know the Cowboys they went on a big
downhill slide in the two thousands, right about when you
were there. You know, Jerry Jones made you the starting
quarterback in two thousand and eight. Is that considered the
first sign that people knew he might have dementia?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Was that that moment?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
A man? Yeah, it was, man, I love being a cowboy.
I missed that that. I love being a cowboy, to
be with Tony Romo.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
To be with my friend Jason Witten, my friend Jason Garrett,
and uh yeah, that was the beginning of downhill slide,
I believe.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Unfortunately, Well, didn't you tell them, Hey, I'm a super
Bowl winner.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Shut up and listen to me. Your losers.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Well, I was trying to teach him about that play.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
We ran up there in Philadelphia to get to the
super Bowl, and Tony wasn't falling for the old but
not in the tailpipe deal.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I don't remember that.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, we didn't get You know what, that was a
great team we were. Actually we were actually thirteen and three,
the number one seed going into the playoffs, and then
the great New York Giants got us?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Did New York?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
They invite you to Can't Coon that year? Were you invited?
Like Romo and waiting your friends? They say, hey, Brad,
let's go to Can't Coon?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Did they write you?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I was not by the fire pit that night, Guys.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You were because you're a professional.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's what he knew to distance himself from those Yeah,
I started.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
To do my homework, and you see, that's why you
won a super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
That's right, that's right. It's all about business.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
By the way, I heard a story that you only
got the Cowboys job because Jerry Jones thought you were
Jimmy Johnson's son.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I wasn't his son. I was not Jimmy Johnson's son.
But uh.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, I mean they want they want three titles? Did
they want two titles with Jimmy Johnson? They want one
with Barry during during Jerry Jones's turn.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So well that was the you know Lucky one. Yeah,
that was the charity one.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
That was when they had Michael Irvin and EMMITTT. Smith
and Moose Johnson. Moose Johnson played for them, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Right, Moose Johnson. Most people don't know his real name
is Darryl Arrow bro.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yes, another Johnson. Why are there so many?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Is there something in the Johnson family tree that you
just become a football player?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Is that like how it works?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Magic Johnson?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, there's Magic a professional athlete. He could have been
a football playoff.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Let me take something really unique about Magic Johnson. Okay,
it was really pretty awesome story. Let me just let
me break away here.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is definitely.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
When you were coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We said we need to discuss Magic Johns.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Johnson.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
So after we won the Super Bowl, after Philadelphia, after
we beat the Oakland Raiders at that time, before they
moved to Vegas, I was actually going to autograph signing okay,
and in the room at one time it was incredible.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I gotta tell the story.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
There was Jerry Rice, there was Emma Smith, there was
Ronnie Lott, and there was Magic Johnson. And I was
the next one, and I Magic Johnson said, Brad, now
you know what a fine feels like to be a champion.
It's one of the greatest things that's ever said to me, Guys,
it really is. And there was nobody else in the room.
(15:08):
It was one of the most special moments I've heard
in my life. That's what Magic told me.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's pretty. It was pretty Harmelin.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Though, after after Magic said that to you, did you
turn the hitm and say, what the fuck are you
doing here?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
This is a football autograph show.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, he's trying to spend the basketball. He didn't. He
didn't belong in that room. I should have told.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Him that There are a lot of rooms that Magic
should have stayed out of. If you ask me, all right, hey,
let's talk about you played for the Vikings, right, you
got Cosson Wentz. Now people say that he should start
for the Vikings even if JJ McCarthy's healthy. And we
agree because you know, when you look at it, all
that matters is that you won a super Bowl, right
Cosson Wentz.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is a super Bowl winner. Check his wikiped he is
right there.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I think as a Super Bowl champion yourself, that should
be the sole determinant of why a QB gets a
starting job.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, man, I mean what. I'm a huge fan of
Carson Wentz.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Carson Wentz man, He's a winner, been on a few teams,
top pick of the draft, and you know, yeah, he
proved the last week.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Last week who they beat? They beat, uh, they'd beat last.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Week the Bengals.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Bengals. He put on a show two touchdowns.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
But and another part that we're watching very carefully. Yep, Okay,
keep going.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
No, man, I really am for young quarterbacks. I'm honest
with you.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
So I really think most there's only a few guys
that have really ever done it as a pure starter
as a rookie. And Jade Daniels did it last year,
has great success, and then obviously Peyton Manning and then
maybe Andrew Luck. But usually I like guys, like when
you look at all the Super Bowl champions, like usually
they kind of sat for a period of time, like
Brett far If he's sat, I sat Steve Young, he said,
(16:51):
Joe Montana, he sat uh, Aaron Rodgers set but years,
you know, like this year, Jackson Darry sat for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
I like Eli Manning.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He you know, you're making such great point. So don't
you think that, you know, the Cowboys made a mistake
when they dumped Super Bowl winning quarterback Will Greer, Yeah,
having him start for Dak. Don't you think that they
regret that as he sat.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'm sure Jerry's thinking about that right now.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
You know, Dak never sat. Dak didn't sit. Yeah, yeah,
until the ambulance came.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, exactly. That was the first season, bro.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dak. That's gotta win a ring. He's
got to bring a ring to getting that ring of
batter down there in Dallas. Yeah yeah, I mean he's
got three touchdowns, three.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Picks, don't you know he's he's not he's not getting
any ring, you know, maybe like a ring pop, maybe ring.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Worm, because he'll be sitting on the bench for so long,
he'll get ringm Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, well, he's got to get Stevie Lamb back this week.
Didn't he go down last week?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Unfortunately, it sounds like Lamb will Or and be out
two weeks, which is a real blow for him. I
think he was hoping to be out, you know, six
weeks or more so he wouldn't have to play for
the Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Thoughts, Well, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. That's gonna be.
He's gonna be run around a little bit. He's got
to make some plays.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
And Scottie Sean Hammer's going to devise a great game
playf him.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He is, all right, Okay, let's let's move on. We're
gonna talk about this week. Okay, obviously the Bucks coming
to play the Eagles. Now, a lot of saying both
teams are three and oh here what because when you
evaluate a team, you don't look at the last three games.
You look at that last seventeen games. Seventeen were starting quarterbacks.
(18:47):
So the Eagles are seventeen and oh when the Bucks
are three and oh less? Doesn't that isn't that true?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Those are good numbers. Those are good numbers. But let
me tell you what we got down there in town.
But they got this cruise ship down there. Okay, what
is rad I'm holding the sword?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
What you know what that sword? People?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
That's before the game starts, they have the big ship
down there.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
You know what they do, They say, fire the cannons,
Fire the cannons. That's what happens before the game.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
They're just gonna shoo at the Eagles said.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Every time Tampa scores, you're gonna hear fire the cannons.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh okay, people, this is this has turned into a
Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Are you like to take bath time? Like playing with
your toys in the back? Is that what's going on
over there?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
No, We're getting ready.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
To have a party at one o'clock down there on
Sunday in Tampa floor the Great Eagles, like a funeral party.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You mean, general like adiction.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Bro, put it on the line, Bro, what's your prediction
for the prediction.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
For the if Clever langle here he you say pain,
But let me tell you what's going to happen. Baker
Mayfield the last three weeks, he's the to come from
behind wins the last three weeks against Houston, against the
Great New York Jets, he's three o the last three
weeks Great Jets.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So what's gonna happen this week?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah? Give us a score.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Tampa Bay twenty seven, twenty four and Raymond James Stadi.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Here's what you can do. Here's here's what you can
hear you pick up that sword.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Pick up that sword.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You have to take it, and I want you to
stop yourself in the face. Yeah Johnson, I got.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
A sword for you. Guess what sword show? Because you
appreciates sheep like yourself. Buck your colonia Johnson, see.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Off the line, Jay hang up the phone third times
the job. Well not for him because he's never coming back.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, Brad Johnson, more like bad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
There you go. Yeah, wait to say it.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We got you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
We also say it, Tony.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
For the end of the show, we're gonna finally reveal
the results of our big female co host competition.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
We asked you to determine who our new female co
host would be.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You see them all right there, there's there's the other one,
and then of course Taylor. You know, look at Taylor.
Her fazzled us with her incredible spawn. Believe said, well,
you know, we told you leave the vote in the
YouTube comments, and well we're not going to drag this
out any longer.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Because we all know who you chose.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Let's reveal a Taylor welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, no, not yet, not yet? What do you know?
And we're not done yet.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
I went back and counted the votes. Taylor didn't win
beck one.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What voter fraud?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
The voter fraud dominion? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
In fact, I already prepared a message from Beck I
haven't right here. I'll play it.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
Oh wonderful, Hey, Polly and Tony, I'm your real new
co host. I just have two questions for you. Will
the Eagles win the Super Bowl? Also? Does Tony know
one not real? Because he keeps asking me to take
my shirt off and give him a BJ.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You know that was clearly a computer malfunction there, Yeah,
that computer malfunction. I think we need to just can
we delete her? Yeah, I'll delete her. You know what,
this's just Bruce Doty. We let our audience do anything.
They dontally can't trust him to do anything. Hey, Kate Pruss,
you to do anything? Taylor was perfectly good. By the way,
(22:54):
where is Taylor now? Doctor her is up there?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You know?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Can we can we print her, you know, with one
of those three D printers, you know, and then bring
it to do that?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Is that possible? They have those.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
No, that's that's weird.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, look at you calling something weird.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah you're weird.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah. Great, anyway, you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Know what, don't you know what? I don't think the
show is perfectly good?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
The co host you dignit like we don't need a
print number one twenty five years. Let's just wrap it
right here. It's a good and what direction? Why I
do think he's Ai Tony? He is a the robot.
He's worse robot.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
You said the Eagles are seventeen and oh this year
when Jalen Hurt starts.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, because you have to look at the whole year,
three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Bro.
Speaker 9 (23:46):
Yeah, no, you can't count games from last year. The
NFL clearly defines league years, and the twenty twenty five
league year started in March.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh yeah, well I'd like to see you march into
my incinerator.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, and you know what's also clearly defined you as
a virgin.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Great one.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Wait, he's still talking there? What what I.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
Claim that you've always supported Daniel Jones.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Never a doubt, Bro called it years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Well, oh well, I've unfortunately had to listen to the
show for all these years. And I know for a
fact you said he fell short of everyone's expectations and
that he was a bust.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh yeah, well you know what's also going to be
a bust, your head when I hit it with my
baseball bat.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, you know what also fell short of expectations.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Your penis.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Falling short of expectations. You can expect this next week.
Dony on the show just booked Eagle's hero super Bowl legend,
Nick Folso, you super Bowl winning kb's in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
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Speaker 2 (25:07):
You're all listen to this.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You subscribe your rate and review reveal that you visit
the merch store who never lets me down?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Dont you because you did a great job.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
As our saying to you, Paulie, another floorless show.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
See you
All right, yeah, and to your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Polly and Tony Foy as always, Polly foolsco here with
Tony Vosko and Tony O You Prescott and Jerry Jones,
both saying totally bizarre things to explain away that cowboys
embarrassing loss to the Bears. We're gonna show you why
they're both clearly demented and also the giants they benched
(00:34):
Russell Wilson, but we'll tell you why Russell Wilson has
already done it done to help the team and the
new QB Jackson dot Very impressive by you, and we'll
also revealed the results long awaited of our female co host, Paul,
that you voted on to revere our new beautiful, wonderful
and most importantly informed of course, new female co host.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right done, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know, she really dazzled us with her very impressive
you know, sports knowledge.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Absolutely Tony and well as far as our guest today,
you know, a couple of weeks back, we had on
Andy Reid, or so we thought, so we were told.
You know, it turned out to be an Andy Reid
impersonator named Matt who's now currently serving twelve years in
prison for guest appearance fraud. Well, we went ahead. We
fired our clown booker after that one. But you know,
(01:25):
we had to hire a new booker, and we said
to this guy, we said, okay, get us someone you
know who could talk Eagles Bucks, that's the game coming up,
and the Vikings and Cowboys and well, he claims he
tracked down the one person on earth who could talk
about all those things, who played for a lot of
those tames. Super Bowl winning QLB Brad Johnson.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, or so we think it's Super Bowl winning QB
Brad Johnson exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
We're not one hundred percent sure if it's not you know,
the real Brad Johnson or you know, one of those
Brad Johnson impersonators.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, but we'll find out.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, and we're talking about finding out our producer back then,
Moron just found out this camera is not working, so
there's no camera on him. That frankly Tony, I actually
prefer this version of a more much more easy on
the eyes. Yeah, alright, anyway, remember like subscribe anything else,
you know whatever, Just hit all the buttons, just hit
(02:17):
all the actually, just hit all the buttons. Yeah, Okay, Anyway,
let's waste no more time here and get right into
a top story, all right, First, out the gate, the
Cowboys just a total disarray after getting drugged by the
lowly Chicago Bears, and just so much went wrong for Dallas.
You know, the Cowboys not only lost the game, but
they lost wide receiver CD lamb do an injury in
(02:38):
the first quarter after his ankle got rolled. Now doctors
are saying he could be out two weeks, and well,
this is just a rough blow for the young receiver,
isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, you know, it's very bad news for CD.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know, at first, doctors thought he might miss the
next six weeks, but then they said he's only gonna
miss two weeks. So that's just a tough blow for
the receiver. He had a great chance to not have
to play for the Cowboys and waste the next three
months of his life, but unfortunately that X ray really
let him down.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Just so heartbreaking to see that, Dody, And they're all
on the subject to heartbreaking. You know, the loss was
stuff on Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, but he still came
out and said that he still thinks that Dallas is
a playoff team, and well, people say this is proof
that Jerry Jones has lost his mind.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But what do you think about that, Dony.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You know, when you look at the Cowboys organization as
a football team, it's clearly a total failure. But if
you look at it as an Eldercare institution, then it's
one of the top organizations in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Right now, the Cowboys stadium is basically one very big
assisted living facility, and all the players and coaches are
the orderlies keeping Jerry Jones entertained in his twilight years.
You know, honestly, it's very beautiful when you think about it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Just such moves perspective and analysis that Dony get h
talking about people out of touch with reality. Dak Prescott
after the Bears loss, gave this postgame presser that was
still trying the process. He said, quote, everybody individually has
got to be accountable, got to look at themselves in
(04:19):
the mirror. Well, you can clearly see the problem.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You can't get done it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You know, I say this every year. Why would you
look in a mirror? Everything's backwards?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right is left, left is right.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No, one day he has so much trouble running that offense.
He needs to stop looking in a mirror and start
looking in a playbook.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Well said that, Dony, And you know I have to
ask Dot what type.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Of mirror is he looking at?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Is it a bathroom mirror or a car mirror? Because
you know, you know what those car mirrors say. They
say objects look closer than they actually are. Absolutely, why
do you think Doc Prescott keeps overthrowing his receivers.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's spent so much time, you know, looking in these.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Car mirrors that he thinks his receivers are closer than
they are.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know, it just makes so much sense. And are
we sure it's not one of those fun house mirrors?
You know, because I once went to a carnival and
looked at one of those, and I saw like twenty
of myself. And you know, maybe when Dak is on
the field, he's seeing twenty CD lambs all over the
place and doesn't know which one's the real CD lamb.
(05:27):
You know, this just shows why you should never ever
look in any kind of mirror.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Great philosophy to live by, that, don'ty. And Well, now
to the other side, the Eagles ones again dominant. Now
a lot of borns out there. They're saying that they
are one of the six three and zero teams left. Okay,
tell me this is why you shouldn't listen to the
slanted bias to media, because when you look at a team,
do you look at their last three games?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, you look at that last seveneen teams exactly, and
do you look at the ones where they're back up?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
QB started? Well only if you're a total lady.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well he's dummy.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, that's why the Eagles record is clearly seventeen.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And uh, isn't that obvious?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Dun'ty? Of course?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Shouldn't we count the Eagles record for the whole year?
Like if someone asked you, hey, how's your year going?
Do you start at September first?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, of course not, unless you're an idiot or you know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
A college student, you'd go back to at least January first,
or even three hundred and sixty five days ago. And
you know, it also matters if you're asking a human
or a dog, because if you're asking a dog, you
got to go back seven years. So when people ask
my dog, how's the Eagles year going? He probably thinks
(06:44):
in his dog head, it's great, the Eagles have been
at three Super Bowls and one two of them.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's been a terrific dog year.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Just great perspective there by you again, Dony, and well,
now to the giants who are benching Russell Wilson for Jackson. Now,
a lot of people out there are saying that Russ
has done nothing to help the date. Wel that's not
true if you bother to read the news, because if
you read the news, you see Russell Wilson has been
holding Bible studies during the week and including the young
(07:14):
rookie QB.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Jackson Dott.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And this just perfectly sets Jackson Dott up for success.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Doesn't it don't.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Absolutely thanks to Russell Wilson's tootelage, I project Jackson Dot
to put up.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Some huge numbers this year.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
By my projections, Jackson dot will have a completion percentage
of ninety eight percent of pages read in the Bible.
He'll lead the NFL with twenty two prayer circles. He'll
also wreck up a massive three nine hundred and eighty
two proverbs, and he'll also throw an NFL single season
(07:50):
record of sixty seven interceptions.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Just great statistical and also theological analysis that Dony and well,
while with Dawkin Giants, we got to talk about the
former QB there, Daniel Jones, who's now three and oh
with the Colts. You know, just as we predicted of this,
you know, we're telling you for years that Daniel Jones
was a true Dallent, right, and you.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Know, nobody listened to us.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know, the other day people coming up to me,
they're saying the dumbest things to me about Daniel Jones.
Like the other day some guy said that I apparently
once said Daniel Jones was retarded.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
What No, No, I never used that one. Never.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
What I said back then clearly was Daniel Jones is
highly regarded by all the NFL teams.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You know, you people need to listen.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Exactly the same thing happened to me.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Some guy came up to me and said that I
once said Daniel Jones is a useless pile of cowfeeces.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, no, I never said that.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
What I clearly said back then is that Daniel Jones
is a priceless example of our species. You know, as humans.
You people really need to learn to listen.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Learn to listen, Yeah, listen, and if listening, I'm actively
listening to our producer and what he's on our guest
is on the line.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well he can wait, yeah, let him wait, he can wait.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
We're doing this show, you know, if it is really
our guest of Brad Johnson, and who knows who it
is exactly, because we got more important business to do
it we have when we show you ads. So it's
time for us to make millions. We'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Satellite work.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All right.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Now to our guest today, Well, you know, he claims
to be Brad Johnson, but you know, after what happened
with that Andy Reid a couple of weeks back, we
can't all share.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah he does.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Based on this, he does look like Brad Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Let me just let's see.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Maybe the muscles not as big as they used to be.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh, he's holding up a picture for us, all right,
let me see. Okay, so he does, I can evidence
that he is Brad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, but you know.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We gotta make Brad Johnson, you know, you super Bowl
champ with the Bucks two thousand and two, two time
pro bowler, you know, played for the Vikings Cowboys Washington.
All right, let's just bring him in. Brad Johnson, or
so you say, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Welcome, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
I appreciate you having me on the show.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Baby, third time charm on the show. You guys show,
the number one show in America.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's that's how you do.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Introduction does sound like the real Brad Johnson?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Sounds like the real Brad but very smart. Well done.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, well done by you. We're going to be cutting
that as a promo. You'll see no residuals of payments.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
But thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
No, let's talk about you now that we've established your play.
You played for the Cowboys, let's start there. Just a
terrible time for them, horrible. You know, after this loss
to the Bears that came out and he said his
team needs to look at themselves in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, now, as a QB, don't.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You think that's bad because when you're looking a mirror,
everything's backwards. You know, things might appear right so than
they are. Doesn't that throw off your whole judgment?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Well, the only thing that's looking backwards sometimes too, when
you're reading backwards is the ambulance. And it looks like
you put their team in the Ammas ride home that night.
Is what happened that looking in the mirror right now,
right now, our donas Cowboys there one.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
And two boys.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Your your Dallas.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You're not hours don't we don't play them?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, we're not getting right down there. We're trading our
best players too.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
We got rid of our we got rid of our
best all Pro player, Michael Parsons.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
So that wasn't good. And we're getting ready to.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Play Michael Parsons on a Sunday night at eight twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, but we're not going to watch that game.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I don't want to bring a source subject here, Rup,
but you know the Cowboys they went on a big
downhill slide in the two thousands, right about when you
were there. You know, Jerry Jones made you the starting
quarterback in two thousand and eight. Is that considered the
first sign that people knew he might have dementia?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Was that that moment?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
A man? Yeah, it was, man, I love being a cowboy.
I missed that that. I love being a cowboy, to
be with Tony Romo.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
To be with my friend Jason Witten, my friend Jason Garrett,
and uh yeah, that was the beginning of downhill slide,
I believe.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Unfortunately, Well, didn't you tell them, Hey, I'm a super
Bowl winner.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Shut up and listen to me. Your losers.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Well, I was trying to teach him about that play.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
We ran up there in Philadelphia to get to the
super Bowl, and Tony wasn't falling for the old but
not in the tailpipe deal.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I don't remember that.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, we didn't get You know what, that was a
great team we were. Actually we were actually thirteen and three,
the number one seed going into the playoffs, and then
the great New York Giants got us?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Did New York?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
They invite you to Can't Coon that year? Were you invited?
Like Romo and waiting your friends? They say, hey, Brad,
let's go to Can't Coon?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Did they write you?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I was not by the fire pit that night, Guys.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You were because you're a professional.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's what he knew to distance himself from those Yeah,
I started.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
To do my homework, and you see, that's why you
won a super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
That's right, that's right. It's all about business.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
By the way, I heard a story that you only
got the Cowboys job because Jerry Jones thought you were
Jimmy Johnson's son.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I wasn't his son. I was not Jimmy Johnson's son.
But uh.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, I mean they want they want three titles? Did
they want two titles with Jimmy Johnson? They want one
with Barry during during Jerry Jones's turn.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So well that was the you know Lucky one. Yeah,
that was the charity one.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
That was when they had Michael Irvin and EMMITTT. Smith
and Moose Johnson. Moose Johnson played for them, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Right, Moose Johnson. Most people don't know his real name
is Darryl Arrow bro.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yes, another Johnson. Why are there so many?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Is there something in the Johnson family tree that you
just become a football player?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Is that like how it works?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Magic Johnson?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, there's Magic a professional athlete. He could have been
a football playoff.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Let me take something really unique about Magic Johnson. Okay,
it was really pretty awesome story. Let me just let
me break away here.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is definitely.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
When you were coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We said we need to discuss Magic Johns.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Johnson.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
So after we won the Super Bowl, after Philadelphia, after
we beat the Oakland Raiders at that time, before they
moved to Vegas, I was actually going to autograph signing okay,
and in the room at one time it was incredible.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I gotta tell the story.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
There was Jerry Rice, there was Emma Smith, there was
Ronnie Lott, and there was Magic Johnson. And I was
the next one, and I Magic Johnson said, Brad, now
you know what a fine feels like to be a champion.
It's one of the greatest things that's ever said to me, Guys,
it really is. And there was nobody else in the room.
(15:08):
It was one of the most special moments I've heard
in my life. That's what Magic told me.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's pretty. It was pretty Harmelin.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Though, after after Magic said that to you, did you
turn the hitm and say, what the fuck are you
doing here?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
This is a football autograph show.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, he's trying to spend the basketball. He didn't. He
didn't belong in that room. I should have told.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Him that There are a lot of rooms that Magic
should have stayed out of. If you ask me, all right, hey,
let's talk about you played for the Vikings, right, you
got Cosson Wentz. Now people say that he should start
for the Vikings even if JJ McCarthy's healthy. And we
agree because you know, when you look at it, all
that matters is that you won a super Bowl, right
Cosson Wentz.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is a super Bowl winner. Check his wikiped he is
right there.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I think as a Super Bowl champion yourself, that should
be the sole determinant of why a QB gets a
starting job.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, man, I mean what. I'm a huge fan of
Carson Wentz.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Carson Wentz man, He's a winner, been on a few teams,
top pick of the draft, and you know, yeah, he
proved the last week.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Last week who they beat? They beat, uh, they'd beat last.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Week the Bengals.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Bengals. He put on a show two touchdowns.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
But and another part that we're watching very carefully. Yep, Okay,
keep going.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
No, man, I really am for young quarterbacks. I'm honest
with you.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
So I really think most there's only a few guys
that have really ever done it as a pure starter
as a rookie. And Jade Daniels did it last year,
has great success, and then obviously Peyton Manning and then
maybe Andrew Luck. But usually I like guys, like when
you look at all the Super Bowl champions, like usually
they kind of sat for a period of time, like
Brett far If he's sat, I sat Steve Young, he said,
(16:51):
Joe Montana, he sat uh, Aaron Rodgers set but years,
you know, like this year, Jackson Darry sat for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
I like Eli Manning.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He you know, you're making such great point. So don't
you think that, you know, the Cowboys made a mistake
when they dumped Super Bowl winning quarterback Will Greer, Yeah,
having him start for Dak. Don't you think that they
regret that as he sat.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'm sure Jerry's thinking about that right now.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
You know, Dak never sat. Dak didn't sit. Yeah, yeah,
until the ambulance came.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, exactly. That was the first season, bro.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dak. That's gotta win a ring. He's
got to bring a ring to getting that ring of
batter down there in Dallas. Yeah yeah, I mean he's
got three touchdowns, three.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Picks, don't you know he's he's not he's not getting
any ring, you know, maybe like a ring pop, maybe ring.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Worm, because he'll be sitting on the bench for so long,
he'll get ringm Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, well, he's got to get Stevie Lamb back this week.
Didn't he go down last week?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Unfortunately, it sounds like Lamb will Or and be out
two weeks, which is a real blow for him. I
think he was hoping to be out, you know, six
weeks or more so he wouldn't have to play for
the Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Thoughts, Well, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. That's gonna be.
He's gonna be run around a little bit. He's got
to make some plays.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
And Scottie Sean Hammer's going to devise a great game
playf him.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He is, all right, Okay, let's let's move on. We're
gonna talk about this week. Okay, obviously the Bucks coming
to play the Eagles. Now, a lot of saying both
teams are three and oh here what because when you
evaluate a team, you don't look at the last three games.
You look at that last seventeen games. Seventeen were starting quarterbacks.
(18:47):
So the Eagles are seventeen and oh when the Bucks
are three and oh less? Doesn't that isn't that true?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Those are good numbers. Those are good numbers. But let
me tell you what we got down there in town.
But they got this cruise ship down there. Okay, what
is rad I'm holding the sword?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
What you know what that sword? People?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
That's before the game starts, they have the big ship
down there.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
You know what they do, They say, fire the cannons,
Fire the cannons. That's what happens before the game.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
They're just gonna shoo at the Eagles said.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Every time Tampa scores, you're gonna hear fire the cannons.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh okay, people, this is this has turned into a
Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Are you like to take bath time? Like playing with
your toys in the back? Is that what's going on
over there?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
No, We're getting ready.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
To have a party at one o'clock down there on
Sunday in Tampa floor the Great Eagles, like a funeral party.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You mean, general like adiction.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Bro, put it on the line, Bro, what's your prediction
for the prediction.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
For the if Clever langle here he you say pain,
But let me tell you what's going to happen. Baker
Mayfield the last three weeks, he's the to come from
behind wins the last three weeks against Houston, against the
Great New York Jets, he's three o the last three
weeks Great Jets.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So what's gonna happen this week?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah? Give us a score.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Tampa Bay twenty seven, twenty four and Raymond James Stadi.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Here's what you can do. Here's here's what you can
hear you pick up that sword.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Pick up that sword.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You have to take it, and I want you to
stop yourself in the face. Yeah Johnson, I got.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
A sword for you. Guess what sword show? Because you
appreciates sheep like yourself. Buck your colonia Johnson, see.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Off the line, Jay hang up the phone third times
the job. Well not for him because he's never coming back.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, Brad Johnson, more like bad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
There you go. Yeah, wait to say it.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We got you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
We also say it, Tony.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
For the end of the show, we're gonna finally reveal
the results of our big female co host competition.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
We asked you to determine who our new female co
host would be.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You see them all right there, there's there's the other one,
and then of course Taylor. You know, look at Taylor.
Her fazzled us with her incredible spawn. Believe said, well,
you know, we told you leave the vote in the
YouTube comments, and well we're not going to drag this
out any longer.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Because we all know who you chose.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Let's reveal a Taylor welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, no, not yet, not yet? What do you know?
And we're not done yet.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
I went back and counted the votes. Taylor didn't win
beck one.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What voter fraud?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
The voter fraud dominion? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
In fact, I already prepared a message from Beck I
haven't right here. I'll play it.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
Oh wonderful, Hey, Polly and Tony, I'm your real new
co host. I just have two questions for you. Will
the Eagles win the Super Bowl? Also? Does Tony know
one not real? Because he keeps asking me to take
my shirt off and give him a BJ.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You know that was clearly a computer malfunction there, Yeah,
that computer malfunction. I think we need to just can
we delete her? Yeah, I'll delete her. You know what,
this's just Bruce Doty. We let our audience do anything.
They dontally can't trust him to do anything. Hey, Kate Pruss,
you to do anything? Taylor was perfectly good. By the way,
(22:54):
where is Taylor now? Doctor her is up there?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You know?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Can we can we print her, you know, with one
of those three D printers, you know, and then bring
it to do that?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Is that possible? They have those.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
No, that's that's weird.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, look at you calling something weird.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah you're weird.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah. Great, anyway, you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Know what, don't you know what? I don't think the
show is perfectly good?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
The co host you dignit like we don't need a
print number one twenty five years. Let's just wrap it
right here. It's a good and what direction? Why I
do think he's Ai Tony? He is a the robot.
He's worse robot.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
You said the Eagles are seventeen and oh this year
when Jalen Hurt starts.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, because you have to look at the whole year,
three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Bro.
Speaker 9 (23:46):
Yeah, no, you can't count games from last year. The
NFL clearly defines league years, and the twenty twenty five
league year started in March.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh yeah, well I'd like to see you march into
my incinerator.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, and you know what's also clearly defined you as
a virgin.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Great one.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Wait, he's still talking there? What what I.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
Claim that you've always supported Daniel Jones.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Never a doubt, Bro called it years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Well, oh well, I've unfortunately had to listen to the
show for all these years. And I know for a
fact you said he fell short of everyone's expectations and
that he was a bust.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh yeah, well you know what's also going to be
a bust, your head when I hit it with my
baseball bat.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, you know what also fell short of expectations.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Your penis.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Falling short of expectations. You can expect this next week.
Dony on the show just booked Eagle's hero super Bowl legend,
Nick Folso, you super Bowl winning kb's in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Don't let us down like you've done all show.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You're all listen to this.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You subscribe your rate and review reveal that you visit
the merch store who never lets me down?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Dont you because you did a great job.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
As our saying to you, Paulie, another floorless show.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
See you
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