April 14, 2025 • 29 mins
(April 14, 2025)
Amy King and Neil Saavedra join Bill for Handel on the News. Pacific Coast Highway will reopen in time for Summer, Newsom says. Arson suspect held after Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and family flee fire. Sen. Bernie Sanders makes a surprise appearance at Coachella. Santa Monica man remains in custody for alleged bomb threat at Coachella. Edison to bury more than 150 miles of power lines.
Amy King and Neil Saavedra join Bill for Handel on the News. Pacific Coast Highway will reopen in time for Summer, Newsom says. Arson suspect held after Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and family flee fire. Sen. Bernie Sanders makes a surprise appearance at Coachella. Santa Monica man remains in custody for alleged bomb threat at Coachella. Edison to bury more than 150 miles of power lines.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to KPI AM six forty. The Bill handles
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I was sixty five, I pulled my sow scurity, I
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name and said.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, hey, you know what.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I listened to your show. Do you have any idea
what kind of a dick you are? And that's a quote.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And now handle on the news, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Here's Bill handle, Good morning everybody, Handle morning, crew, and
we start the week. It is Monday morning, April fourteenth.
Today isn't marijuana day. It's the twentieth, right, all right,
April twentieth. Now, how does that work? April twentieth? I
(00:58):
know March four is uh, may the fourth be with
you as well as the fifth as well as the third,
you know, may the whatever day be with you? Like
maybe what are.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You talking about? That's May not March?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And it's okay, okay, what is? And then no, I said, okay,
got it? Got it Neil or something? So what is
April twentieth what how does that connect to You're going
to get stoned and eat a lot of ice cream.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's for twenty for twenty is the euphemism for marijuana
and smoking pot for twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
How did you know? I'm not a pot smoker, So
explain that to me.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's believed to have originated with a group of high
school students in San Rafel, California, who used it as
a code word for finding and smoking marijuana.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Did they go do that like a four in the afternoon?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, that's kind of dumb. Oh, it's like, yeah, it's
like a five eighty one throwing you in, Uh, you know,
a mental institution for seventy two hours fifty one, So
that that's that's May eighty one, would do that, right,
the eighty first of May would be five eighty one. No, No,
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that's fifteen one fifty okay, fifty one fifty so that's May. Okay,
so let me go, So that's uh, May one hundred
and fiftieth.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Any Ones listening, we would like to fifty one to
fifty handle right now for more than seventy two hours.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, first of all, you can't for more than seventy
two hours unless you get a psychiatrist us to argue
that I'm a danger of myself for others. And let's
you know what, You're probably right.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So let's just see the fifty therapists you've had in
the past twenty years will stand right by us.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what I have. I've been in therapy for
thirty years. My therapist finally fired me, legit fired me
a few months ago. And the reason why she said, Bill,
you know we've been in therapy. I've been with her
for ten years. And she said, you know, Bill, you
know we've been at it a long time. There's nothing
(03:18):
I can do for you. Nothing. So she said it's
time to uh, it's time to leave. What therapis fires
a patient. And by the way, she she's not putting
through college.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Pardon she was done putting her kids through college.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And she yeah, yeah, the kids are out of college.
That's true. Yeah, yeah, okay. Anyway, Neil, good morning you
are Dick. By the way, thank you, Amy, good morning.
Well Hi Bill, uh there uh oh there is lovely will.
Good morning Will, Good morning Bill. Oh t shirt says
star wars on it. Yeah, because me the fourth come Sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
March the fourth.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
All right, March fourteen, I'll tell you what it is is,
As Amy pointed out this morning, it's the anniversary of
the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. He was shot on the fourteenth.
He died the next morning. Okay, here's one for you.
Do do do do, do do do. What time did
Abraham Lincoln die? When was he declared dead?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I think it was early in the morning, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
H Howardly.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm going to leave that up to you, Bill Handle,
because I have a feeling, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And who said and now uh he is for the
ages something I'm paraphrasing. Who said that? Santon edwin Stanton,
Secretary of War And they had to haul uh Mary
Lincoln out of the room because she was so out
of her mo So she's in the other room crying
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hysterically while her husband is dying.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well she was not.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, here's another one. He was at Forge Theater when
he was shot. What was he What was the play
that was on when he's our good, our American cousin
written by whom mom Laura Keene? What was the phrase
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that was being uttered as John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Lincoln with a forever a tyrant in Latin.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, that's when the sixth temper tyrannus is. What he
said is he jumped down off of the box, the
Presidential box John Wilkes booth, and broke his foot, snapped
his ankle. No, No, the play was our American cousin.
And here's one for if you watch Jeopardy. The line
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that was said as Lincoln was being assassinated and everybody
in the theater broke out in laughter to cover up
the shooting.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Boom goes the dynamite.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, but that's very close. Sok a dial you sokka
dologing old man trap. No one knew what that means,
but everybody thought that was hilarious. Okay, what does it mean?
It had to do with this woman who was a
gold digger and just was horrible. In any case, it
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was a comedy. And I could go on and on
and on and on. You know, I've read thirty books
on Abraham Lincoln in the assassination. You know I could
literally do an hour of asking those questions, if not
too But I'm not going by you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
While you're going you should fifty to eighty him.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Can't remember your own damn name.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay. Who was the only woman who was part of
the assassination plot, who was the first woman actually executed
in the United States and hanged with the other conspirators.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I don't remember her name, but I remember it from
the show.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Ye, Mary Surrat. Okay, we have enough guys, everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Mud.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, Samuel Muddy who was pardoned, by the way, who
was later pardoned because he was a doctor in the
Tortuga Islands and he was in prison and he was
there during an epidemic and he was there to help
and he did and he was pardoned.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, enough of that better because his name was still mud.
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's exactly correct. That's exactly correct. My name is Mud.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Parto good means turtle.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Did we just use the entire Did I just do
the entire first segment giving useless facts about the Abraham
Lincoln assassin nation on the anniversary of the shooting of
Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I certainly did, Unison, Yes, Bill, Yes, you did.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, fair enough. Oh, let's do one story. Okay, let's
do it. Handle on the news, Amy neil me lead
story the Pacific Coast Highway is going to reopen in
time for summer, and based on the history of the
Pacific Coast Highway and the rocks falling down, they're saying
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it will be July third for fourteen minutes, and so
everybody better line up because oh, Cono, did I say
good morning to you?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, okay, good morning Cono.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Anyway, so they're saying it's going to reopen for summer.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I hope we have a big shark.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah. And now, who the hell anybody who lives in
the northern regions of the Pacific Coast Highway on the
other side of all of these rocks the and Pacific
Coast Highway being blocked, they're out of their minds. Okay,
guys getting.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To the governor man has been arrested in Pennsylvania and
is going to face charges of attempted murder, terrorism and
terrorism and arson. Thanks to an early morning fire that
damaged the governor's mansion in Pennsylvania forced Governor Josh Shapiro,
his family and guests to quickly escape. Apparently, the family
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had just celebrated passover at the residence on Saturday when
they were awakened by state troopers around two am. They
got out safely, the fire was put out. Did some
pretty nasty damage, though.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah. A couple questions here that I have. He said
that he was targeted the governor because it was the
first night of Passover and he's Jewish and they were
celebrating their Passover. Okay, so was it targeted? Was it
anti Semitism? The other question I have is that he
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was woken or the family was woken up. This is
at two am with the police pounding on the door
after flames were seen. Didn't they have smoke detectors? What?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Don't you think?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
That's a really good question.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Don't know. Okay, you'd hope, but yeah, I don't get out.
But anyway, we'll see, he says. He says the family
was targeted because of him being Jewish. I don't know
if that's true or not.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We'll find out.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well, they've they've arrested the guy, and I would imagine
we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
All right, Bertie Sanders, another Jew?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This is this? Is this all news all Jews today?
Is it jew news? News for Jews?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah? Oh boy, let's let's hope we get some boys
in here.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Come on now, Senator Bernie sand made a surprise appearance
on stage at Coachella, the music and arts festival there
in India, on Saturday night. He was encouraging young generations
to stand up and fight for justice. It scrags me
up at Coachella, which I've been to on many occasions.
Longest serving independent member of Congress. He says, we face
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some very difficult challenges, and he says the future of
what happens to America is dependent on your generation. And
all the people on Molly and Pot and everything went,
who is the.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Don't you know? Don't find it interesting? First of all,
he's one hundred and fifty years old. His demographic is
young people to an extraordinary amount because he is so liberal,
because he is so left wing and young kid who.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Says everyone gets free pizza.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, because everybody. And when I was
in college, and I'm sure when you were in college
or a young person, you were all communists. You know,
let someone else pay for it. The system should pay
for all of us. And then you start saving some
money and getting a job. You go, wait a minute,
you know, why don't you work too?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
What was the old saying? If you're young and conservative,
you have no heart. And if you're old and liberal,
you have no brain.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah. My daughter Barbara, and we're talking, she was maybe
to two and a half years old. We had a
van in those days. Of course, we did a mommy
soccer van. And we're getting off the freeway. This isn't
this actually happened. We're getting off the freeway and there's
a guy will work for food sign baging. My daughter
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rolls down the window. She presses the window down and
looks at him and yells, get a job. She is
two and a half or three years old. And as
I tell the story, that absolutely well, what it does
is say that proves this is your daughter.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Were you were you for clemped with pride?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh yeah, absolutely, I you know I did the fist bump,
you know, and I said, yes, yes, that's my daughter.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Okay, okay, so Bernie might have been a hit at Coachella.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
This guy was kind of a bomb.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Police got a report of a suspicious man at the
Agua Calian de Casino in Cathedral City City on Saturday morning.
He said that he would be responsible for a bombing
at Coachella, so police tracked him down. Determined that the
guy's name is David Darvish from Santa Monica and around noon,
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about an hour and a half later, they found his
vehicle in Palm Springs and he's been arrested and being
held on a million dollars bail.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And he drove a Tesla. So you can bet social
media is out there saying that Elon Musk ordered this.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, does he really drive a Tesla?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, that's what the story says. Yeah, he was driving
a Tesla.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Maybe he's angered by people keying and maybe maybe all right,
speaking of rich people, US government is moving forward on
this blockbuster anti trust case. Of course, this is alleging
that Mark Zuckerberg and his company illegally built a social
networking monopoly through the years of anti competitive conduct the judge.
(14:35):
If the judge ends up siding with a government, Meta
could be forced to break itself up and this could
mean selling Instagram what's app Other tech giants are watching
this closely. But the thing that's interesting is that Mark
zucker Berg has cozied up to President Donald Trump. And
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we'll see whether President Donald Trump intervenes in some fashion
on this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I'm doing a story on that. I'm going to dive
a little bit deeper in that at seven point fifty
because there are a lot of moving pieces on that one.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Russia continues to pound Ukraine. A ballistic missile strike on
the northern city of Sumi has killed at least thirty
four people. Ukrainian officials say bodies were strewn across the
central street, marking the war's deadliest attack on civilians this year.
President Selenski said it happened as people were celebrating Palm
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Sunday and the attack was evidence that Russia had no
intention of bringing its three year war to an end.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yep As peace is sort of kind of being discussed.
Prutin said, oh, yeah, he'll come to the table, but
certain conditions have to be met. For example, a lot
of land has to be given over to Russia, and
this is one of those issues. Day one, remember day
one of the new administration. Prices are going to go down,
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inflation is going to disappear. The Israeli Hamas war will
end day one, and the Ukraine Russia war will end
day one. Not quite, not quite. I would have loved
to hear that I am going to do everything I
can to end it. And I think certainly Trump has
(16:24):
a better chance of ending all of that than Biden
ever did. But it's not day one. And is it
going to end anytime soon? Nope. And is Ukraine going
to have to give up swaths of land, probably the
don Bass region, which is the eastern part of Ukraine,
of which a lot of Russian speaking people are there.
(16:46):
You know, it's not as simple as people think because
that area has historically been part of Russia and Putin
has his entire career argued for Ukraine to be once
again be part of Russia.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So historically California was part of Mexico.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's correct. And before that it was part of the
you know, the indigenous people. What was the the Ying
Yang Indians? No, yeah, or the Yang the Yang Sea Indians.
You want to look that up. And what was the
name of one of the tribes, like Malibu area.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
There's still indigenous people in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, there are, but none of those people around.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Vanish is not the language of Mexico.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
After Spain. Yes, yes, the slave language, Bill.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It absolutely is. I mean what the Spaniards did to
the indigenous people in Mexico. Uh, the Indians. Oh, by
the way, here's one okay who named the Indians, Indians.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Wasn't that misunderstanding of Columbus.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That's good for you, Yes, he thought, Indiana, and he
called yes, good for you. That's a jeopardy win. Excellent.
We'll take a break and come back. Okay, today is
useless fact days. That's what we're gonna do Monday, April fourteenth.
We're gonna celebrate useless fact days.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Maybe it will stay in orbit forever.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Six women what they're already on their way back.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, yeah, it was eleven minutes. That's it. Eleven minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You made two lives in less than one tenth of that.
Six women, including pop star Katie Perry, are scheduled to
be launched. Worse scheduled now they're coming back for eleven
minutes in the Blue Origin Rocket. I don't know why,
but they went up there and O.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Because it's fun. This is this, this is fun.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
And if you're a brazilionaire, why not.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, if you're gonna send your your future wife up there.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Because it's safe, it's fun. Now, how much would you pay?
How much would you pay to go up there? And
what are they charging? Forty dollars or something? If someone
wants to buy a seat.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well, except that Bezos' girlfriend is her fiance is always
on the flight, so chances are he just paid for it.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well, I think he just since he owns a company,
he just gave a repass on that. But I don't
understand people going out and spend that much money. You've
ever been on a really fast elevator, Yeah, that's free,
your safe, or a good, really good quality roller coaster
at Magic Mountain. Okay, it's not eleven minutes, but it's close. Well,
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that costs you sixty bucks.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
They did take off on time, they went up. They
were waitless for a couple of minutes, then they were
told to get back in their seats, and they're just
about to touch down and land.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Day.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, let's bury the problem, shall we. More than one
hundred and fifty miles of electrical power lines damaged in
the Palisades and eaten fires are going to be replaced
with underground lines. The project expected to cost eight hundred
and sixty million dollars and will take years to complete,
but official say the plan is to reduce the risk
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of wildfires in the area, as well as the need
for emergency power shutdowns during extreme weather events.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
How many thousands of miles do you think southern California
Edison has in power lines? And underground power lines are
by far the best way to go. First of all,
they're exempt from fires, wildfires like this, and they certainly
look better. The problem is they are expensive as.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Hell, no case and crash into them with a plane
or nothing, height or any there.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
But they cost big, big money developers. One of the
reasons development is so expensive here in Southern California is
developers have for the most part, if you're building a community,
which developers do, it all has to be underground power lines.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, sooner or later you have to change the way
we do.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
But it's uh, you know, it's one of those that
takes generations. All right, let's do one more to break.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I suck at spelling, but I can spell AI. I
think carry the one. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon may
may have a stake on her mind while she was
speaking at a panel earlier this week, because she confused
artificial intelligence known as AI with a one the name
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of the popular stakes.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You know, and social media is going nuts, big deal.
So she miss she misspoke, okay, and of course social
media media nailed her.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Wow, look at you.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I can't believe social media would come after her like that.
You know, so, so media today is rotting the brains
of our melia.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's so so, it's not particularly impressive, okay, and it's melia,
all right. So so a melia is by the way,
that was not by the way, that was not that
was not That was not stick. Guys, I really did that.
You what you're telling us? That was not stick. What
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I'm saying is no big deal. People miss people mispronounce words.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Remember when Trump said two Corinthians.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, we listen.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Remember, We'll tell you the worst thing in the world
is public speaking and having someone record it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh, you do this stuff all the time.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Remember when Obama said the marine corpse?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, I mean, like it happens, it's.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
No big deal, and everybody has such a big deal.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, they make a huge deal.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I mean there's regardless, yeah, air regardless.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
There's plenty to attack people on public figures on either
side of the political spectrum, but attack policy, for god's sake,
not just a misspoken word, all right, guys.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Word technically at that point, yeah, no, it's a one
steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So I get it.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Okay, okay, people, it's time to get real no literally,
the California Department of Motor Vehicles says you have to
have that real ID by May seventh, and a lot
of people are heading to the DMVs because they've been
putting it off since. Remember it was delayed. It was
supposed to happen like years ago, then it was delayed
because of COVID. Well, now May seventh is the deadline.
(23:48):
So starting today eighteen DMVs in southern California, we're going
to We're going to open at seven am instead of
eight am. That'll happen through June twenty seventh weekdays except
for Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. The early hour
is reserved only for people with appointments to obtain their
real ID.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, this gets interesting, and is there going to be
a lawsuit? I don't know, because you're not going to
be able to get on an airplane without a real ID,
although you can if you have a passport, but a
lot of people don't have passports.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
They're not the passport's expensive.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
A real ID is nothing forty five bucks, so how
but what's it one hundred and fifty for a passport?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, well whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, so how can they What do you mean a lawsuit?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, because you have people that can't afford it, you
have people that don't have access to a computer to
make an appointment.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You've got holmost without an appointment. The reality is you
have to have a driver's license to drive.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You have to have a well it's going to be
a real ID driver's license because it shows up on
your driver's license or ID.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
My point is it's not a right to fly on
a plane.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, I understand, but entering a secured federal facility like courthouses,
you have to have a real ID. All I'm saying
is I'm for it. I have no problem with the
national health a national ID. Most countries in the world
have one. We don't. Ours don't exist. We have statewide
IDs because the states have a lot of power. But
(25:22):
I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if there's a
lawsuit in there. That's all. I'm not pitching for it,
but I think you have a.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Point where you're not.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, let's go ahead that.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Squire, Yes, right, California National Forests. Look at all that
would in the wake of the Trump administration Pepril five
order to immediately expand timber production in the United States.
We're looking at the national forests. Maybe one hundred and
twelve point five million acres of forest land will be
(25:55):
opened up to logging.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And have you ever been to the Koya National Forests.
You look at those trees and you'll walk through one
and through walk around one of those trees like a cathedral.
And I remember when I went. You know how much
outdoor furniture that tree could make? Redwood?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh, you do it?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The outdoor Uh, these overhangs, these oh, it would be fantastic.
The decks, the number of decks you can make with
a giant it would be.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
One flat plane. You wouldn't even need boards because they're
so big.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, they're not going to cut down old growth forests,
are they?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, they're not. No, But but you SI you no,
you're right, we're pushing it. But national forests is they're
protected those trees, and now logging will be allowed. Obviously
they're day yeah or Earth. They they're gonna start logging down.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Good to go.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
White House physician Captain Sean Barbarella Barbara Bella says that
President Trump is in excellent excellent cognitive and physical health.
He took his first physical during this term as president.
Trump was found to have scarring on the right ear
(27:19):
from a gunshot wound. And the doctor says, he's in
excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological and general physical function.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Well, he certainly has great cognitive skills. I mean that
hasn't dropped at all. The rest said, who the hell
knows his first year in the last term, His doctor
after the physical said, and I love this. Either I
think it was it was his doctor or he said it.
I think it was his doctor said, Donald Trump is
in better shape than any president in US history. I
(27:52):
love that.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Say that?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh really, after Obama? How about George W who used
to run and bike for hundreds of miles a secret
service and the Secret Service couldn't keep up with him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, how could you say? I mean, I think.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Obama was the only president I've ever seen with his
shirt off.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh no, JFK, JFK. There's a picture of him in
Santa Monica Beach, and he was a hard body. JFK
had a great figure I got when I saw him.
Oh you all right, buddy, Okay, all right, Why don't
we Why don't we stop right there? Okay, Cono gave
me the look, Oh god, all right, we're done.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hard body. Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Kind of exciting, actually he was. And there's a great
picture of a woman screaming in delight because she just
saw the President of the United States in Santa Monica
in the water, Santa Monica Beach. Very exciting. I got excited.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Then Marilyn Monroe popped up from underwater.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, all right, one, so she stayed underwater. Okay, never mind,
not going to go there either. Kf I am six
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name and said.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, hey, you know what.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I listened to your show. Do you have any idea
what kind of a dick you are? And that's a quote.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And now handle on the news, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Here's Bill handle, Good morning everybody, Handle morning, crew, and
we start the week. It is Monday morning, April fourteenth.
Today isn't marijuana day. It's the twentieth, right, all right,
April twentieth. Now, how does that work? April twentieth? I
(00:58):
know March four is uh, may the fourth be with
you as well as the fifth as well as the third,
you know, may the whatever day be with you? Like
maybe what are.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You talking about? That's May not March?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And it's okay, okay, what is? And then no, I said, okay,
got it? Got it Neil or something? So what is
April twentieth what how does that connect to You're going
to get stoned and eat a lot of ice cream.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's for twenty for twenty is the euphemism for marijuana
and smoking pot for twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
How did you know? I'm not a pot smoker, So
explain that to me.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's believed to have originated with a group of high
school students in San Rafel, California, who used it as
a code word for finding and smoking marijuana.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Did they go do that like a four in the afternoon?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, that's kind of dumb. Oh, it's like, yeah, it's
like a five eighty one throwing you in, Uh, you know,
a mental institution for seventy two hours fifty one, So
that that's that's May eighty one, would do that, right,
the eighty first of May would be five eighty one. No, No,
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that's fifteen one fifty okay, fifty one fifty so that's May. Okay,
so let me go, So that's uh, May one hundred
and fiftieth.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Any Ones listening, we would like to fifty one to
fifty handle right now for more than seventy two hours.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, first of all, you can't for more than seventy
two hours unless you get a psychiatrist us to argue
that I'm a danger of myself for others. And let's
you know what, You're probably right.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So let's just see the fifty therapists you've had in
the past twenty years will stand right by us.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what I have. I've been in therapy for
thirty years. My therapist finally fired me, legit fired me
a few months ago. And the reason why she said, Bill,
you know we've been in therapy. I've been with her
for ten years. And she said, you know, Bill, you
know we've been at it a long time. There's nothing
(03:18):
I can do for you. Nothing. So she said it's
time to uh, it's time to leave. What therapis fires
a patient. And by the way, she she's not putting
through college.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Pardon she was done putting her kids through college.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And she yeah, yeah, the kids are out of college.
That's true. Yeah, yeah, okay. Anyway, Neil, good morning you
are Dick. By the way, thank you, Amy, good morning.
Well Hi Bill, uh there uh oh there is lovely will.
Good morning Will, Good morning Bill. Oh t shirt says
star wars on it. Yeah, because me the fourth come Sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
March the fourth.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
All right, March fourteen, I'll tell you what it is is,
As Amy pointed out this morning, it's the anniversary of
the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. He was shot on the fourteenth.
He died the next morning. Okay, here's one for you.
Do do do do, do do do. What time did
Abraham Lincoln die? When was he declared dead?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I think it was early in the morning, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
H Howardly.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm going to leave that up to you, Bill Handle,
because I have a feeling, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And who said and now uh he is for the
ages something I'm paraphrasing. Who said that? Santon edwin Stanton,
Secretary of War And they had to haul uh Mary
Lincoln out of the room because she was so out
of her mo So she's in the other room crying
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hysterically while her husband is dying.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well she was not.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, here's another one. He was at Forge Theater when
he was shot. What was he What was the play
that was on when he's our good, our American cousin
written by whom mom Laura Keene? What was the phrase
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that was being uttered as John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Lincoln with a forever a tyrant in Latin.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, that's when the sixth temper tyrannus is. What he
said is he jumped down off of the box, the
Presidential box John Wilkes booth, and broke his foot, snapped
his ankle. No, No, the play was our American cousin.
And here's one for if you watch Jeopardy. The line
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that was said as Lincoln was being assassinated and everybody
in the theater broke out in laughter to cover up
the shooting.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Boom goes the dynamite.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, but that's very close. Sok a dial you sokka
dologing old man trap. No one knew what that means,
but everybody thought that was hilarious. Okay, what does it mean?
It had to do with this woman who was a
gold digger and just was horrible. In any case, it
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was a comedy. And I could go on and on
and on and on. You know, I've read thirty books
on Abraham Lincoln in the assassination. You know I could
literally do an hour of asking those questions, if not
too But I'm not going by you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
While you're going you should fifty to eighty him.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Can't remember your own damn name.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay. Who was the only woman who was part of
the assassination plot, who was the first woman actually executed
in the United States and hanged with the other conspirators.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I don't remember her name, but I remember it from
the show.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Ye, Mary Surrat. Okay, we have enough guys, everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Mud.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, Samuel Muddy who was pardoned, by the way, who
was later pardoned because he was a doctor in the
Tortuga Islands and he was in prison and he was
there during an epidemic and he was there to help
and he did and he was pardoned.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, enough of that better because his name was still mud.
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's exactly correct. That's exactly correct. My name is Mud.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Parto good means turtle.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Did we just use the entire Did I just do
the entire first segment giving useless facts about the Abraham
Lincoln assassin nation on the anniversary of the shooting of
Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I certainly did, Unison, Yes, Bill, Yes, you did.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, fair enough. Oh, let's do one story. Okay, let's
do it. Handle on the news, Amy neil me lead
story the Pacific Coast Highway is going to reopen in
time for summer, and based on the history of the
Pacific Coast Highway and the rocks falling down, they're saying
(08:31):
it will be July third for fourteen minutes, and so
everybody better line up because oh, Cono, did I say
good morning to you?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, okay, good morning Cono.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Anyway, so they're saying it's going to reopen for summer.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I hope we have a big shark.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah. And now, who the hell anybody who lives in
the northern regions of the Pacific Coast Highway on the
other side of all of these rocks the and Pacific
Coast Highway being blocked, they're out of their minds. Okay,
guys getting.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To the governor man has been arrested in Pennsylvania and
is going to face charges of attempted murder, terrorism and
terrorism and arson. Thanks to an early morning fire that
damaged the governor's mansion in Pennsylvania forced Governor Josh Shapiro,
his family and guests to quickly escape. Apparently, the family
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had just celebrated passover at the residence on Saturday when
they were awakened by state troopers around two am. They
got out safely, the fire was put out. Did some
pretty nasty damage, though.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah. A couple questions here that I have. He said
that he was targeted the governor because it was the
first night of Passover and he's Jewish and they were
celebrating their Passover. Okay, so was it targeted? Was it
anti Semitism? The other question I have is that he
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was woken or the family was woken up. This is
at two am with the police pounding on the door
after flames were seen. Didn't they have smoke detectors? What?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Don't you think?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
That's a really good question.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Don't know. Okay, you'd hope, but yeah, I don't get out.
But anyway, we'll see, he says. He says the family
was targeted because of him being Jewish. I don't know
if that's true or not.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We'll find out.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well, they've they've arrested the guy, and I would imagine
we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
All right, Bertie Sanders, another Jew?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This is this? Is this all news all Jews today?
Is it jew news? News for Jews?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah? Oh boy, let's let's hope we get some boys
in here.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Come on now, Senator Bernie sand made a surprise appearance
on stage at Coachella, the music and arts festival there
in India, on Saturday night. He was encouraging young generations
to stand up and fight for justice. It scrags me
up at Coachella, which I've been to on many occasions.
Longest serving independent member of Congress. He says, we face
(11:20):
some very difficult challenges, and he says the future of
what happens to America is dependent on your generation. And
all the people on Molly and Pot and everything went,
who is the.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Don't you know? Don't find it interesting? First of all,
he's one hundred and fifty years old. His demographic is
young people to an extraordinary amount because he is so liberal,
because he is so left wing and young kid who.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Says everyone gets free pizza.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, because everybody. And when I was
in college, and I'm sure when you were in college
or a young person, you were all communists. You know,
let someone else pay for it. The system should pay
for all of us. And then you start saving some
money and getting a job. You go, wait a minute,
you know, why don't you work too?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
What was the old saying? If you're young and conservative,
you have no heart. And if you're old and liberal,
you have no brain.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah. My daughter Barbara, and we're talking, she was maybe
to two and a half years old. We had a
van in those days. Of course, we did a mommy
soccer van. And we're getting off the freeway. This isn't
this actually happened. We're getting off the freeway and there's
a guy will work for food sign baging. My daughter
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rolls down the window. She presses the window down and
looks at him and yells, get a job. She is
two and a half or three years old. And as
I tell the story, that absolutely well, what it does
is say that proves this is your daughter.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Were you were you for clemped with pride?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh yeah, absolutely, I you know I did the fist bump,
you know, and I said, yes, yes, that's my daughter.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Okay, okay, so Bernie might have been a hit at Coachella.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
This guy was kind of a bomb.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Police got a report of a suspicious man at the
Agua Calian de Casino in Cathedral City City on Saturday morning.
He said that he would be responsible for a bombing
at Coachella, so police tracked him down. Determined that the
guy's name is David Darvish from Santa Monica and around noon,
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about an hour and a half later, they found his
vehicle in Palm Springs and he's been arrested and being
held on a million dollars bail.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And he drove a Tesla. So you can bet social
media is out there saying that Elon Musk ordered this.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, does he really drive a Tesla?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, that's what the story says. Yeah, he was driving
a Tesla.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Maybe he's angered by people keying and maybe maybe all right,
speaking of rich people, US government is moving forward on
this blockbuster anti trust case. Of course, this is alleging
that Mark Zuckerberg and his company illegally built a social
networking monopoly through the years of anti competitive conduct the judge.
(14:35):
If the judge ends up siding with a government, Meta
could be forced to break itself up and this could
mean selling Instagram what's app Other tech giants are watching
this closely. But the thing that's interesting is that Mark
zucker Berg has cozied up to President Donald Trump. And
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we'll see whether President Donald Trump intervenes in some fashion
on this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I'm doing a story on that. I'm going to dive
a little bit deeper in that at seven point fifty
because there are a lot of moving pieces on that one.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Russia continues to pound Ukraine. A ballistic missile strike on
the northern city of Sumi has killed at least thirty
four people. Ukrainian officials say bodies were strewn across the
central street, marking the war's deadliest attack on civilians this year.
President Selenski said it happened as people were celebrating Palm
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Sunday and the attack was evidence that Russia had no
intention of bringing its three year war to an end.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yep As peace is sort of kind of being discussed.
Prutin said, oh, yeah, he'll come to the table, but
certain conditions have to be met. For example, a lot
of land has to be given over to Russia, and
this is one of those issues. Day one, remember day
one of the new administration. Prices are going to go down,
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inflation is going to disappear. The Israeli Hamas war will
end day one, and the Ukraine Russia war will end
day one. Not quite, not quite. I would have loved
to hear that I am going to do everything I
can to end it. And I think certainly Trump has
(16:24):
a better chance of ending all of that than Biden
ever did. But it's not day one. And is it
going to end anytime soon? Nope. And is Ukraine going
to have to give up swaths of land, probably the
don Bass region, which is the eastern part of Ukraine,
of which a lot of Russian speaking people are there.
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You know, it's not as simple as people think because
that area has historically been part of Russia and Putin
has his entire career argued for Ukraine to be once
again be part of Russia.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So historically California was part of Mexico.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's correct. And before that it was part of the
you know, the indigenous people. What was the the Ying
Yang Indians? No, yeah, or the Yang the Yang Sea Indians.
You want to look that up. And what was the
name of one of the tribes, like Malibu area.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
There's still indigenous people in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, there are, but none of those people around.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Vanish is not the language of Mexico.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
After Spain. Yes, yes, the slave language, Bill.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It absolutely is. I mean what the Spaniards did to
the indigenous people in Mexico. Uh, the Indians. Oh, by
the way, here's one okay who named the Indians, Indians.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Wasn't that misunderstanding of Columbus.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That's good for you, Yes, he thought, Indiana, and he
called yes, good for you. That's a jeopardy win. Excellent.
We'll take a break and come back. Okay, today is
useless fact days. That's what we're gonna do Monday, April fourteenth.
We're gonna celebrate useless fact days.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Maybe it will stay in orbit forever.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Six women what they're already on their way back.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, yeah, it was eleven minutes. That's it. Eleven minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You made two lives in less than one tenth of that.
Six women, including pop star Katie Perry, are scheduled to
be launched. Worse scheduled now they're coming back for eleven
minutes in the Blue Origin Rocket. I don't know why,
but they went up there and O.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Because it's fun. This is this, this is fun.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
And if you're a brazilionaire, why not.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, if you're gonna send your your future wife up there.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Because it's safe, it's fun. Now, how much would you pay?
How much would you pay to go up there? And
what are they charging? Forty dollars or something? If someone
wants to buy a seat.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well, except that Bezos' girlfriend is her fiance is always
on the flight, so chances are he just paid for it.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well, I think he just since he owns a company,
he just gave a repass on that. But I don't
understand people going out and spend that much money. You've
ever been on a really fast elevator, Yeah, that's free,
your safe, or a good, really good quality roller coaster
at Magic Mountain. Okay, it's not eleven minutes, but it's close. Well,
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that costs you sixty bucks.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
They did take off on time, they went up. They
were waitless for a couple of minutes, then they were
told to get back in their seats, and they're just
about to touch down and land.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Day.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, let's bury the problem, shall we. More than one
hundred and fifty miles of electrical power lines damaged in
the Palisades and eaten fires are going to be replaced
with underground lines. The project expected to cost eight hundred
and sixty million dollars and will take years to complete,
but official say the plan is to reduce the risk
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of wildfires in the area, as well as the need
for emergency power shutdowns during extreme weather events.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
How many thousands of miles do you think southern California
Edison has in power lines? And underground power lines are
by far the best way to go. First of all,
they're exempt from fires, wildfires like this, and they certainly
look better. The problem is they are expensive as.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Hell, no case and crash into them with a plane
or nothing, height or any there.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
But they cost big, big money developers. One of the
reasons development is so expensive here in Southern California is
developers have for the most part, if you're building a community,
which developers do, it all has to be underground power lines.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, sooner or later you have to change the way
we do.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
But it's uh, you know, it's one of those that
takes generations. All right, let's do one more to break.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I suck at spelling, but I can spell AI. I
think carry the one. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon may
may have a stake on her mind while she was
speaking at a panel earlier this week, because she confused
artificial intelligence known as AI with a one the name
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of the popular stakes.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You know, and social media is going nuts, big deal.
So she miss she misspoke, okay, and of course social
media media nailed her.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Wow, look at you.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I can't believe social media would come after her like that.
You know, so, so media today is rotting the brains
of our melia.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's so so, it's not particularly impressive, okay, and it's melia,
all right. So so a melia is by the way,
that was not by the way, that was not that
was not That was not stick. Guys, I really did that.
You what you're telling us? That was not stick. What
(22:34):
I'm saying is no big deal. People miss people mispronounce words.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Remember when Trump said two Corinthians.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, we listen.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Remember, We'll tell you the worst thing in the world
is public speaking and having someone record it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh, you do this stuff all the time.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Remember when Obama said the marine corpse?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, I mean, like it happens, it's.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
No big deal, and everybody has such a big deal.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, they make a huge deal.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I mean there's regardless, yeah, air regardless.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
There's plenty to attack people on public figures on either
side of the political spectrum, but attack policy, for god's sake,
not just a misspoken word, all right, guys.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Word technically at that point, yeah, no, it's a one
steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So I get it.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Okay, okay, people, it's time to get real no literally,
the California Department of Motor Vehicles says you have to
have that real ID by May seventh, and a lot
of people are heading to the DMVs because they've been
putting it off since. Remember it was delayed. It was
supposed to happen like years ago, then it was delayed
because of COVID. Well, now May seventh is the deadline.
(23:48):
So starting today eighteen DMVs in southern California, we're going
to We're going to open at seven am instead of
eight am. That'll happen through June twenty seventh weekdays except
for Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. The early hour
is reserved only for people with appointments to obtain their
real ID.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, this gets interesting, and is there going to be
a lawsuit? I don't know, because you're not going to
be able to get on an airplane without a real ID,
although you can if you have a passport, but a
lot of people don't have passports.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
They're not the passport's expensive.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
A real ID is nothing forty five bucks, so how
but what's it one hundred and fifty for a passport?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, well whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, so how can they What do you mean a lawsuit?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, because you have people that can't afford it, you
have people that don't have access to a computer to
make an appointment.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You've got holmost without an appointment. The reality is you
have to have a driver's license to drive.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You have to have a well it's going to be
a real ID driver's license because it shows up on
your driver's license or ID.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
My point is it's not a right to fly on
a plane.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, I understand, but entering a secured federal facility like courthouses,
you have to have a real ID. All I'm saying
is I'm for it. I have no problem with the
national health a national ID. Most countries in the world
have one. We don't. Ours don't exist. We have statewide
IDs because the states have a lot of power. But
(25:22):
I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if there's a
lawsuit in there. That's all. I'm not pitching for it,
but I think you have a.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Point where you're not.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, let's go ahead that.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Squire, Yes, right, California National Forests. Look at all that
would in the wake of the Trump administration Pepril five
order to immediately expand timber production in the United States.
We're looking at the national forests. Maybe one hundred and
twelve point five million acres of forest land will be
(25:55):
opened up to logging.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And have you ever been to the Koya National Forests.
You look at those trees and you'll walk through one
and through walk around one of those trees like a cathedral.
And I remember when I went. You know how much
outdoor furniture that tree could make? Redwood?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh, you do it?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The outdoor Uh, these overhangs, these oh, it would be fantastic.
The decks, the number of decks you can make with
a giant it would be.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
One flat plane. You wouldn't even need boards because they're
so big.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, they're not going to cut down old growth forests,
are they?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, they're not. No, But but you SI you no,
you're right, we're pushing it. But national forests is they're
protected those trees, and now logging will be allowed. Obviously
they're day yeah or Earth. They they're gonna start logging down.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Good to go.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
White House physician Captain Sean Barbarella Barbara Bella says that
President Trump is in excellent excellent cognitive and physical health.
He took his first physical during this term as president.
Trump was found to have scarring on the right ear
(27:19):
from a gunshot wound. And the doctor says, he's in
excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological and general physical function.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Well, he certainly has great cognitive skills. I mean that
hasn't dropped at all. The rest said, who the hell
knows his first year in the last term, His doctor
after the physical said, and I love this. Either I
think it was it was his doctor or he said it.
I think it was his doctor said, Donald Trump is
in better shape than any president in US history. I
(27:52):
love that.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Say that?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh really, after Obama? How about George W who used
to run and bike for hundreds of miles a secret
service and the Secret Service couldn't keep up with him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, how could you say? I mean, I think.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Obama was the only president I've ever seen with his
shirt off.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh no, JFK, JFK. There's a picture of him in
Santa Monica Beach, and he was a hard body. JFK
had a great figure I got when I saw him.
Oh you all right, buddy, Okay, all right, Why don't
we Why don't we stop right there? Okay, Cono gave
me the look, Oh god, all right, we're done.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hard body. Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Kind of exciting, actually he was. And there's a great
picture of a woman screaming in delight because she just
saw the President of the United States in Santa Monica
in the water, Santa Monica Beach. Very exciting. I got excited.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Then Marilyn Monroe popped up from underwater.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, all right, one, so she stayed underwater. Okay, never mind,
not going to go there either. Kf I am six
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