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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk about using A.I to talk to dead relatives, debate how often you should change out your bath towel, and bring back The Deep Throat Game.

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Here we go, Hey, Hey, here we go, Wildcoat Wednesday,
hit Out, Good morning. Thisis Ed McMahon. I'm now, ladies
and gentlemen. Rode Ryan, Okay, here we go, Wake you wake
your hands off, snaky Rode Ryan. Show check it in Big D.

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I'm sorry, Big D. Hereyou go for win number two, fresh
out of manhads you head challenge.I got something forty one tickets for you
in homeroom. I've brought some newfun facts for you. I think you'll
like them. You guys want tohear the new Highly Suspect song Please,
We're gonna play it at seven twentythis morning. I believe what they've released
is a fan track and then thefirst singles coming. But they're both good.

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I've heard it. It's really reallygood. We're gonna play brand new
music for you. We're gonna takeyour phone calls. You tell us what
you think. We're also going togive away ACL Music Festival tickets in the
seven o'clock hours, so we'll haveto move things around a little bit.
I may go do jeep today.We're gonna play the Deep Throat game at
eight twenty. I believe Tessa suggestedit. No I did I did I

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believe you suggest that? You said, Damn, I love that game.
You should go deep Rod. Youhaven't played that in a long time.
We're gonna play the deep throat gameat eight twenty this morning. Alternative income
a chance to one one thousand dollarslimp biscuit tickets on Know the Show,
and ten percent chance of rain partyClowny high ninety two last day tomorrow.
Looks like we could be getting somering Tessa with Houston's headlines. Hey,

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good morning Ron and good morning homeRooms. So the Department of Justice is
Boeing violated a twenty twenty one tothird prosecution agreement involving those Fate seven thirty
seven crashes. This is a FederalCourt in Texas filing, and they say
this agreement protected the aviation manufacturer fromcriminal charges. But the filing says Boeing
both broke the agreement by failing todesign, implement, and enforce compliance and

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ethics program to prevent and DETECH violations. Boeing now has thirty days to respond
to this here in Houston, wellspecifically Galveston. There's an ozone action day
in effect. Actually, oh no, it's for Houston. And Galveson.
The Environmental Quality Commission issued this alertbecause apparently high levels of ozone pollution are

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in the area right now, andif you're in one of these sensitive groups,
that air quality can really affect youas far as your breathing goes.
They're also reminding us, hey,you can carpool, you can walk,
you ride a bike. All ofthat is going to help this cause.
Also, Dolly Parton has paired withCrispy Kream to create four new donut innovations

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that are right up Dolly's alley tocommemorate this joyous occasion. On Saturday,
you can get a free donut ifyou show up to Krispy Kreme looking like
Dolly, or if you sing oneof her songs. Is this here or
is this only a Minnesota? Isit like Dolly Day? I don't know.
I okay, we have a blogpage dedicated for this. I'm gonna

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have to jump into that. ButKrispy Kreme and Dolly is teaming up is
basically the entertainment story. According toa survey of two thousand Americans, what
the rock is the celebrity we'd mostlike to see run for president is not
the Rock, but he did makenumber two. We don't have a Denzel
Washington drop. He's number one.But Dwayne Johnson, you know, always

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coming in top three. He's rightthere, but he's before Tom Hanks.
Thirteen percent of everyone pulled said they'dlike to see the rock in the presidential
spot. Twelve percent said Tom Hanks, and again Denzel watched him taking the
first spot. With fifteen percent atleast put on this list. Seorch clean
out this list, Oprah win FIVET. I don't know what qualifies you to
be the president, but I don'tthink being a celebrity does. What we've

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had's been done with what we've had. I'm just gonna go to the next
or music Music Story PPS is teamingup with Third Eye Blind to air Third
Eye Blind Live at Red Rocks.This is part of special programming for the
network. It's a twenty fourth anniversaryof their self titled debut. Third Eye
Blind is making this long awaited redrock debut in Colorado, which is amazing,

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an amazing, amazing venue there,so check it out on the music
walk pages are Houston sadlines Take itAlex. What's going on in sports?
We'll start with the Astros. Theydid get another way. In last night,
they've got by the A's two toone, next to Victor Carrottini,
who had a walk off RBI singleand the Knights to win it came in
as a pinch hitter in that situation. They've now won three straight and they're
gonna play the A's again tonight firstpitches at seven ten. You can listen

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to it on our sister station,Sports Talk seven ninety. The NFL schedule
is gonna get released today. It'ssupposed to be released seven o'clock on NFL
Network. But I mean, Ialready saw the Giants are playing Week ten
against the Panthers in Germany. Wehave so what's kind of cool is opening
week? You get the Thursday nightopener with the Chiefs and the Ravens,
get the Friday game that's a Brazilgame. They're playing in an NFL game

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in Brazil, and you get collegefootball Saturday, and then you get Sunday.
Just four straight days to take usinto football. What was released early
about the Texans. Nothing yet aboutthe Texans. If I do see anything
from the Texans, I will Iwill let you guys know. Probably not
from the Texans, but from sourcesabout the Texans schedule release, like I
would have assumed by like two o'clock, you'll know who the Texans are playing
this season right. In the NBAPlayoffs, the Nicks blew out the Pacers

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one twenty one to ninety one lastnight, and the Nuggets took care of
the Timberwolves one twelve to ninety seven. The Nuggets have won three straight in
that series. In the Stanley CupPlayoffs, the Bruins avoided elimination. They
got by the Panthers two to one, and the Oilers edged out the Canucks
three to two. In soccer usingDYNAMBC. Is gonna be back in action
tonight. They're gonna play Austin FCon the road. That's gonna kick off

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at seven thirty and you can watchit on Apple TV. That is going
on foot. Here we go,Here we go. Four hours of Pain
starts right now. First phone callcould be yours if you want to come
get it. The most interactive showon the radio, Wildcard Wednesday, ninety
four or five. The bud isGood Morning, rod Ryan's Show, Buttholes,
Surfers and Pepper and we are offand running. Four hours of pain.

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Wildcard Wednesday. That, of course, is our Instagram feature food blog
page, Crazy Criminals blog page goingup today. Three things you must see.
I don't know how you get throughyour day. I don't know how
some of you get through your daywithout looking at three things you must see.
It says you must see them tohave a proper day. That's just
some of what's going to be onLinks and Guests today. I see Chili

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is still running information about our officialDitch Day. Now. We have the
location, Cactus Cove. We havethe date Friday, June seventh. We
have the start time noon. Wedon't have an end time. I demanded
that that be removed yesterday. Soa start time with no end time,
that's the way you properly do DitchDay. So that's your invitation to come

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out and join us. All thatstuff is on Links and Guests and on
our Facebook page and socials and allof that. Okay, it looks like
we're going to get some weather tomorrowtoday wild card Wednesday ten percent chance of
rain. I don't see us goingover that at any point today. Partly
Cloudy's guys, I have ninety twoWhy am I led to believe that?
Tessa suggested we play the Deep Throatgame because I brought it up half a

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time and then you said that Iwant to play it. Just back up
just a second. You brought itup yesterday. Yeah, but not like,
oh my god, I missed aDeep Throat game so much. Alex
was doing an AOL and it wascalled pixelated and it started off really up
close, and you had you hadto guess what it was. I said,

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oh, this is like the visualversion of the broad It's too deep
game. Yeah, and then yougo, oh my god, you love
the game. You want to playyou miss it so much. The way
you delivered it though, I there, it seems like you wanted to play.
Yeah, even right there, itsounds like you love the game.
Just the way that you said whatyou said, it sounds like it's your

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favorite game. This is not myfavorite. Nor do I dislike the game.
Okay, Okay, it sounds likeyou. Okay, I just think
they're I think you're leaning love.I just I think they're you're leaning on
the loft side. It's too late. You're already gonna play the game.
We are. It's all prepped andready to go. We're gonna play the
Deep Throat Game at eight twenty forCage the Elephant tickets. We're gonna play

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new music from Highly Suspect today,which I'm excited about that. But we
have a lot of ground to covertoday, a lot. But what's wrong?
It's time now for the first phonecall. It's all baby advice.
It's all baby advice, every call. It's not time for the first phone

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call of the day. Yesterday couldn'thave started out weirder. Thank you.
Okay, Alex is fine. He'sread the books, he's taking the classes.
He needs no advice. Heather,good morning, Hey, good morning.
Yeah. After he said that,I was like, okay, I'll
exnail that. I just want tothrow some good vibes out there, you
know what I mean, Just somegood vibes out there everybody that's driving to

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work or what have you. Eventhough times are glim you know, just
keep on pushing forward. I mean, it's free, ninety free to be
a good person and just you know, start your the middle of your week
like that. Every day is adifferent day. Amen, why didn't you
call yesterday? Yeah? Why didn'tyou call? Why weren't we doing this

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yesterday? At this time? Wehad that weirdo guy on with the first
phone call, So I know,how much does it? How much does
it cost to be nice and goodagain? It is free ninety free,
free ninety free. I like thatall right, Heather, thank you,
thank you so much. Yeah,yeah, have an awesome day. It's
free ninety free. Vic these othertwo calls, they want to give baby

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advice. No, no, Igot a break. That's it. You
come out of here. No,never again. So what happened after yesterday?
So you did? I allowed it? And then I immediately realized I
made a huge mistake. We gotto take a break on the flip got
a rec check for you. We'llfind out what's trending, and then we'll
get set up for the Fresh outof bed Head two head challenge, Houston's
alternative and helm at The Rod RyanMorning Show ninety four five The Buzz ninety

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four or five The Buzz. Welcomeback rod Ryan Show. Appreciate you joining
us in home room. I'm gettingset up over here for the fresh out
of bed head to head, getan old friend back in the game.
Partly cloudy today, ten percent chanceof rain, highs up around ninety two.
What's trending Caitlin Clark of the wab'snumber one draft plip Pick, had

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her debut yesterday. It was kindof up and down. She started kind
of slow, spout of turnovers,ten turnovers, ten turnovers. She so
the Indiana Fever. They lost tothe Connecticut Sun, but she had twenty
points, three assists and two seals. Yeah, rocky start, but got
got asses in the seats and Ithink I think that's that that counts.

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Oh and WNBA, that's last nightso very good and Alex's betting on the
WNBA NBA. That's great news foreveryone. Thanks Caitlin. Then the NYPD
says the dude that sucker PUNCHMI isa fifty year old Clifton Williams. He's
a suspect. They didn't provide aton of other information, but I think

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they're still looking for this dude,so I think they know who he is.
I don't know that he's been apprehendedyet. So there's a little update
on that very trending story yesterday.And then Comcast says they're going to offer
a bundle offering access to Peacock,Netflix and Apple TV. It's called stream
Saver, will be available to Comcastcustomers later this year. This is according

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to the remarks from their chairman BryanRoberts. As long as they keep that
lamb line bundled in there, that'sall I'm concerned with, because that's important
to me. Yeah, keep thatlandline. Sure, that's the cheapest way
with the landline. You're sure that'scheapest is subscribing? Wait a minute,
I don't need a landline. Yeah, but it's cheaper. Where those are
the Christmas calls? Those landline calls. That's I'm trying to go ninty for

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five of us. You sure that'sbundle is the way to go? Yes?
Okay, all right, good morning, every buddy A d is back
in the house. This three timeHall of fame is ready to rock,
and just a reminder of one atall in twenty twenty two, join me
on Wednesday as I make it winnumber two bitches. Nothing about that says

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ready to rock. Okay, Thatsays ready to nap, that says ready
to rest, That says ready toput it to bed after a long day.
But that's how he gets ready torock by doing that. He's the
only one. Can you meet him? I doubt it? Seven one three
two one two. You want tryingcelebrating twenty years on the buzz, twenty

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years of the most beautiful man anyof us have ever met. Yeah,
yeah, that ninety four bus ninetyfour or five the buzz. Good morning,
Rod Ryan's show Wild Card Wednesday atWild Wild. I see nothing over
a ten percent chance of rain today, partly Claudia Skys ninety two will be

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the high big dude. And nowit's time for the fresh out of bed
head to head challenge. Listeners toyour corners. Good morning, Demetrius,
Morning brother Rod, Good morning family. That's the sound of somebody ready to
rock. Yeah, I wouldn't believeif I didn't hear him on the show

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before and do what he does,I wouldn't believe it. But that's the
sound of somebody ready to rock.Go for window with you, go for
wind number two Today, Sir HammerHank is back on the game, and
I want to say it's been morethan a minute. Good morning, good
morning. Where the heck have youbeen trying to get through? Stop?

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Okay, go ahead and go allright, stop right there, all right,
now, go what do you meanyou can't get through? When was
the last time you think you playedTournament of Champions twenty twenty two. You
didn't play all of last year?Nope, but I tried every day I
was at work and that y'all wereat work. Should we blame Chili on
that, Yesho? I always blameChili me too. There's not another person

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on the planet that I throw intothe bus quicker, Damn Chili. That's
what it is. Hammer and Hank, it's Chili. He hates you.
Okay, well, how many timesyou've been Have you been in the home
but five times? He might knowsomething about Demetrius here. Yeah, shout
out your name when you think youknow the answer. What are they playing
for? A T shirt? Arod Ryan showed T shirt? I bet

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you these guys got a couple ofthose. Okay, this is a good
game. Really listen carefully because wegot a couple of dudes here that know
what they're doing. Shout out yourname when you think you know the answer.
Question number one, name the fastfood chain? Hank? I mean,

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what have you guys seen the questionsbefore the game, Hank McDonald's.
He did not see the questions beforethe game? Great guests, Big d
what fast food chain has an orangeand white w that would be water burger.
Brother Big D brought a s icedcoffee yesterday, and that's why I

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thought of that question. Great question, Thank you you this one, Big
D, Hammer and Hank. Herecomes your question. What two things are
said to sit on your shoulders?D Angel and Devlin. That's a weird

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question. He knows. D's weirdlike me. I think that's how he
won the tournament. You're gonna sayD knows your body, and he does.
He does. I know everybody wantsthat full question, and nobody wants
it more than Hammer and Hank.Really see great questions, Sessa, Thank

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you, great question. Many allright, they both do? What two
things are said to sit on yourshoulders when you are trying to make a
decision? Hank, this is notthe last time I want to talk to
you this year, bro, Ihope it is. I mean, come
on, get your act together.I will. Now you'll hear from me

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in thirty days. Bring chili ataco, He'll let y'all. I'm not
saying the man can be bribed,but the man can be bribed. Big
D. Can you join us tomorrow? May? Thank you very much?
Having Hanks? All right, hangon the run Ryan Show four five.

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I pooped what the Buzz ninety fourfive the Buzz twenty one Pilots and Heathens,
they got a show. They're comingto Houston. Information is always on
the concert calendar. Log onto themainframe, log onto the buzz dot com,
and you can hit up all thoseconcerts with links to buy tickets,

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or you just wait to win themfrom us. I imagine we'll circle back
around to twenty one pilots as weget closer to the show. I think
we only gave away the one batchof tickets before they went on sale,
so I think they kind of wantedto see how tickets were selling before they
planned out more giveaways. But we'vegot some forty one tickets coming up for
you, which gun quick stat fromMother John before we played D's victory speech.

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In his last ten wins, BigD has people with a total of
fifty Hall of Fame appearances. Jeez, trail it dead. Yeah, And
he even kind of alludes to thatin his speech a little bit. The
fresh out of bed head to headchallenge, here's your current champion. Good

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morning, everybody is Big D?I am you're fresh out of bed head
to head two day champions and Chilithrowing nothing but legends at me. It's
okay, I know the target onmy back is big. Join me on
Thursday as I make a win numberthree bitches. To be the best,

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you have to beat the best.And so that was an interesting speech there
because he said, yeah, Chili'sjust throwing legends at me. Yeah.
No easy game, right, noeasy game? Where's the fresh fish?
Where are all these? I mean? Right? Did we did I dream
it that we had two chicks onon the same day? Why? Why
did we waste chicks like that onthe same day? What? Why are

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you doing that to me? Allright? Fun having big d back on
with us. It's the fuck thatto the day we make you look smart
in front of your buddies. It'sthe fu to the day two girls were
playing on the same day. Hal, I remember that? Why it's okay,

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okay, I'll be all right.Snails, snails, what is it
es? Cargoes, cargans. Yes, most snails have both male and female
genitalia, so they can quickly andeasily mate with basically any other snail out
there. Convenient hell yeah right,How I wonder what alone time is like

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with a snail? If they've gotboth moving on. There was an arcade
game based on Troum Tron, theoriginal, and I guess I didn't see
any of these other ones that cameout afterwards. But it's based on a
video game, like a motorcycle was. Yeah, I've seen it's motorcycle.
It's an amaze. It's pac manny, you know what I mean. You

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know, it's flying around. Thearcade game based on Tron hit arcades shortly
after the movie came out in nineteeneighty two. It made more money than
the film. WHOA, And Ithink I don't know, I don't know
if you remember this. Hell,but didn't you play the game and get
transported into the game? Is thatthe story of trom So maybe people were

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hoping to, you know, gointo that matrix or something. I don't
know. Catfish, how about thosecatfish? Huh? Catfish have the best
sense of taste of any animal.Yeah, well they've got more than they
have more than one hundred thousand tastebuds, but their taste buds are all

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over their body. Okay, asfar as like you know, like how
over here, Hal's got about tenthousand taste buds, but they're all on
his tongue. Yeah, catfish havethem all over the place. Chickens have
the fewest, with just twenty four. It's always putting in the extra work
for you guys. It's the fuckback to the day. We make you
look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fuck back to the day.

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Who's my name on there? Yeah? I like to include you in
the fun facts? How Wikipedia?I go to Halipedia for all of these.
What are you giving away? Fortyone tickets? Oh yeah, yeah,
go ahead, yeah for the flashback. It's some forty one tickets at
seven one through music Hall. Allright, it's your fun fact. Twelve

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percent of Americans are responsible responsible foreating half of this consumed in the United
States on any given day. Sevenone three, two one two five nine
four five. It's now time forrockout with your stock out with Captain cash.
All right. This is where youare written down on my sheet here.

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Hi, hel Hey roight, howare you today? I'm peachy,
good to see you. Yes,oh wow, you read well. I'd
been doing on Wall Street yesterday,Green Arrows. Yesterday. The Dow was
up one hundred and twenty six pointsto thirty nine thousand and five point fifty
six NASDAK up one hundred and twentytwo to sixteen thousand, five hundred and
eleven benchmark ten. Your treasury istrading at a four point four to one

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percent and oil stands at seventy sevendollars and ninety one cents a barrel to
the most actives, the big studs, Intel, Chase and Boeing, the
big duds Walmart, Coca Cola,and Diza on the economic calar. This
morning, we'll get numbers on theconsumer price indecks. Also retail sales for
April right now, Futures looking good. They're on the upside. And hang
on to this be a pause openingright here on Wall Street. But it's

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I'm out here. This is howLiam Manager, director with Ram James prety
for the Right and Ryan Show,Raymond James on Saint felipp and Augusta and
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We'll continue if this is not asolicitation, offer or recommendation to buy

(23:17):
or sell any security referred to youran. This program is or educational and informational
purposes on link. The stones oftesare based on movement as reported by Young
and Finance Heny four or five TheBuzz. Welcome back rod Ryan's Show.
Sure, okay, but this wasa pretty interesting fact yesterday, Good morning,
rod Ryan's Show. Who's on thephone? Good? Hy? Who's

(23:37):
this? Hunter? Hi? Hunter, Welcome to the show. Twelve percent
of Americans are responsible for eating halfof this consumed in the US every day.
What's this? Is there gonna be? Is there gonna be beef?
Show me bee? Yeah, itis is. It's a weird number to

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wrap your head around. But wow, a lot of people twelve percent mostly
men. Of those twelve percent,mostly men, and it's older people between
fifty and sixty five. Hey,dude, you just won the fun fact
flashback. What are you giving them? Oh dude, I'm gonna give you
some forty one tickets to seven onethirty one off. Sweet Yeah, Hunter,

(24:25):
have a great time at that show. Okay, dude, Yes,
sir, thanks so thank you forbeing a homeroom. Hey, Alexa,
play ninety four point five The Buzzon iHeartRadio, getting ninety four point five
to the bus station from iHeartRadio TheRon Bryant Show every morning six to ten
on ninety four five The Buzz,ninety four five The Buzz, Green Day's

(24:45):
good Riddance, Time of your Life, famously used for a montage the final
episode of Seinfeld, which yesterday wasthe anniversary May fourteenth, nineteen ninety eight.
Seinfeld's Old. I mean it's Imean that started in the eighties because
it was nine seasons, so itmust have been on like eighty nine.

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I think it started in eighty nine. Do you watch I watched Seinfeld almost
every day. It's on Comedy Centralwhen I get home, and that's kind
of just my background noise show.They just leave it on in the background
on doing stuff. I mean,it's just good writing, right. It
still holds up, of course'd butfunny. It's so funny to me.
Yeah, I get caught up ifI stop at like a reel of a
Seinfeld blooper. That's all I'm gettingfor the weekend, is Seinfeld blooper?

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That algorithm. It's so funny,I mean crazy, what a cast.
So yesterday was the big anniversary.Nineteen ninety eight was the final episode.
Oh all right, we're to listento new Hey do you have it?
Did you look ahead? There shouldbe a new highly Suspect song in there
at around seven twenty. I wantto listen to it with everybody. They

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got new music coming. There's thisis I think this is the fan track,
and then there's gonna be a officialfirst single. But we love this
band so much that we're going togo with the fan track and let you
guys listen to it. We haveAustin City Limits Music Festival tickets for you.
Next hour. We have a tenpercent chance to reign. Nothing over
that partly Cloudy ninety two will bethe high today test it with Houston's headlines.

(26:14):
Fimes will. We had half staffacross the country today for Peace Officers
Memorial Day. The day honors thosein law enforcement who have fallen in the
line of duty. It was firstproclaimed in nineteen sixty two by President John
F. Kennedy. The Department ofJustices Boeing violated a twenty twenty four deferred
prosecution agreement involving fatal seven thirty sevencrashes. In that filing in a US
federal court right here in Texas,the Department of Justice said the agreement protected

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the aviation manufacturer from criminal charges,but it says Boeing broke that agreement by
failing to design, implement, andenforce a compliance ethics program to prevent and
detect violations of the US fraud lawsthrough its operations. Believe Boeing has about
thirty days to respond. This iswhy we can't have nice things. In
twenty twenty four, a new artinstallation called The Portal opened up in New

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York last week, and then there'san identical one that opened up in Dublin,
Ireland. Now check this out.Each portal shows a live feed of
the other city and the idea isto let people connect with each other ocean
away. So you told me aboutthis yesterday, alex I said, I
hadn't heard of this. It's it'sa big circle with a you know,

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a circular screen, and it's alive shot of Ireland and they're seeing vice
versa. I guess is it inTimes Square? I don't know where it's
like, it's in New York City, somewhere. Whatever's going on in front
of that camera is being shot overto Ireland. Whatever they're doing is being
shot to us live. And itdidn't seem like anyone was babysitting the feed,

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so people were allowed to do whateverthey want. Well, here comes
some idiot influencers, well kitties everywhere. I mean, okay, less than
a week after this portal was upthat was supposed to bring us closer together,
it had to be shut down.It will temporarily shut down because what
were people doing. They were flashingeach other. Yes, they're mooning each

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other. Folks have been giving eachother the finger. They've been grinding on
the portal. They've been holding upin appropriate photos on the portal, porn
on the portal. So ultimately,is it back on people on both sides
are being idiots. I don't havean update if it's the on or off
switch right now? Okay, Ijust I just have this story. And
there's a cool idea. It's agreat idea linking the two continents. It's

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it's in theory, like, ohmy gosh, it is Actually this is
gonna be wonderful for humankind, forhumanity. I saw some girl influencer.
I mean, it wasn't just likea quick titty flash. It was a
full on boom and then I'm notgoing anywhere. Okay, are you getting
all this for my for my feeds, for my only fans? Are you
getting this? Who needs to booka trip to Ireland when you can just

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flash someone from here? All right? What else? Uh? The upfronts?
ABC's up I guess that that's whatthey're calling it, Like, hey,
I told you, yeah, youused that yesterday. I said,
what the hell is that? Present? We used to call it the Fall
Preview? Okay, well you rememberthe Golden Bachelor. How could I forget?
Right? So now we have thefirst ever Golden Bachelorette. She's one

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of the flunkies from the original one. She had to leave early in the
season to take care of for herto take care of her daughter, and
a lot of people really liked her. Her daughter had recently given birth.
So so she's the new Bachelorette,the Golden Bachelorette, and it's going to
air on Wednesdays in the fall.Abbott Elementary is still going strong on here.
People do not care that that bachelor. The first goal around of the

(29:37):
old people They don't care that theygot divorced right like three months after they
got married, Like it has noeffect moving forward. They're putting out that
show. Yeah, you don't carethat it bringing the new people it produced
like over the relationship and divorced.Nobody cares. Yeah, that happens in
the real world all the time.Oh, you guys were compatible? Oh

(29:57):
wow, Okay, next, solet's see if we can find love.
This is upcoming next one. Meanwhile, a documentary of Bruce Springsteen's recent world
tours coming to Disney and Hulu.As i mentioned ABBD Elementary, there's a
shortened season. It's the final shortenedseason of The Connors that's not going to
debut until mid season. They're onHGV and then Amazon Upfronts. Also on

(30:18):
this blog page if you want togo check it out. Eminem's upcoming album
is called The Death of Slim Shady, and he's going all the way with
it. He just ran an obituaryfor Slim Shady in the Detroit Free Press.
It features a picture of Eminem andhis old school overalls and hockey mask.
It says that Shady led millions offans down a road that glorified a
nihilistic worldview. He says, well, you can go read the od bit.

(30:38):
It's on the music blog page,Great PR, great album name,
Great PR. Those are Houston seidlines. All right, so we come away
with a win. But there wassome controversy last night. Yeah, Weel
Blanco got ejected from the game afterthey found something glove pin tar I think
it was pine tar. Yeah,but yeah, he he was the best

(31:00):
Ashes pitchers so far this season andgot ejected after his start. But they
did get to win yesterday, soit doesn't really matter. The win's a
win. Yeah, but where's thatglove? Like, who's who's I mean,
I know it's a game time decision. They said, hey, there's
a foreign substance on here or whatever. Does it go to a lab or
something to see if the pumps wereright? I don't know, it's baseball.

(31:22):
We just had like the biggest athletein the sport just got in trouble
for gambling thing and they sucked itunder the rug. So I would imagine
probably nothing, But this is theAstros, that's true. So yeah,
then they'll probably get suspended for therest of the season. Yeah, Okay,
I like that. All right,we win. We went yeah,
good away. They they've won threein a row. They'll play the A's
again tonight, first pitches at seventeen. You can listen to it on our
sister station, Sports Talk seven toninety. In football, the NFL's schedule

(31:44):
gets released today. It's supposed tobe released at seven o'clock on the NFL
Network, but the schedules are goingto leak throughout the day and I'll keep
you guys posted if I find outany news on the Texan schedule. In
the NBA playoffs, the Knicks blewout the Pacers one ninety one. Then
the Nuggets took care the Timberwolves oneto twelve to ninety seven. Tonight,
the Celtics are gonna play the Cavesat six, and the Thunder host the
Mavericks at eight thirty. You canwatch both those on T and T.

(32:06):
And the Stanley Cup Playoffs, theBruins got by the Panthers two to one
and the Oilers edged out the Canucksthree to two. There's only one game
on the schedule tonight, the Stars. You're gonna play the Avalanche and I'll
start at seven. You can watchit on ESPN and Inn Soccer Houston Dinah
FC is gonna be back in actiontonight. They're gonna be taking on Austin
FC on the road. That'll kickoff at seven thirty. You can watch
it on Apple TV. That iswhat's going on in Splits, The Rod

(32:29):
Ryan Morning Show, six Am,The Buzz ninety four or five, The
Bus Breaking Benjamin, Welcome to theseventh Spot. You're just joining us,
Wakey, wakey, hands off,you're snaky, all right, enough of
that. If you've been joining usand you're carrying over from home room,
thank you very much. Busy hour, I'm gonna probably moved down Austin City

(32:51):
Limits Music Festival tickets. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm not punting.
I'm just gonna push him down alittle bit, probably closer to a round
seven thirty five. Okay, okay, Austin City Limits Music Festival blink onin
eighty two. I heard of them. We have second weekend tickets, so
it's weekend passes October eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth. Why am I moving
those tickets down? I want tomake some room for this new highly suspect

(33:15):
song. You know, one ofmy favorite things to do on this show.
In addition to playing the deep throatgame, today at A twenty is
playing new music and sharing it andtalking about it. I think that's really
still an important thing. Some ofthese jokers that have been doing mornings as
long as I they start, youknow, playing less and less music in

(33:38):
the morning and then they just getaway from it altogether. And I've always
felt that's an important component. Sothe one thing that Radio Wizard and I
are on, it's like the onething we're on the same page on.
It's like, yeah, we needto sprinkle in some music too. Plus
you know I need to you know, I went Pete or in breaking Benjamin,
I gotta go to the bathroom.So putting new music on and let
you guys hear it for the firsttime and then hearing your reactions and the

(34:00):
calls and the emails, that's allcoming up. Okay, So highly Suspect
one of our favorite bands. Iknow everybody's a big, big fan of
them, and I see that they'rethe active again on socials and stuff.
So life is good. And nobigger fan than Mundo. He's the guy
that turned me onto them back inthe day. I think he gave me
an EP at a club one time, I mean a long time ago.

(34:22):
So he's already given it his stampof approval. So that's coming up.
I have a poll question today.I was asking you guys for poll question
suggestions. Dante Alonso says. Mycoworkers and I we were having a discussion
about this. We were talking abouttowels. I'm not sure if you could

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use this as a pole question,but how many times do you use your
towel after a shower? I thoughtthat was a good one. I thought
that that kind of affects everybody.It's worded as a shower. I probably
should have put bath on there too. Tessa's a big bath I have sometimes
the whole family jumps in there.Yeah. If there's one lasting legacy of

(35:05):
yours, it's gonna be that bathwith your mom. Yeah, that will
never be forgotten. Good okay,good write it on my chinstone. You
were just there for Mother's Day.Yeah, we just popping the bathtub together.
We did it. But you knowwhat she told me. She said
she took a bathroom baby Sophia.She's like, I took a bath with
baby Sofia. Of course it's alittle baby. What well, my mom's

(35:28):
tough isn't big enough for me tojump in there. But if like I
could have taken a bath with likemy mom the baby Sophia, like that's
like a bonding moment. I totallywould have done that, no questions asked,
Like I don't know, no time, it's like not weird, Like
it's not weird to me. Well, okay, every time you say it's

(35:49):
not weird, make sure you sayto me every time. Please. The
other the other thing is when allyour aunts were just whipping out their titties
and they were feeding other babies whenthey all had babies at the same time,
and the other story producing milk,and they so some of them wanted
to go out and drink, sothey would take turns. They would take

(36:10):
turns being wet nurses for all thebabies. Yeah, just give me a
nap. I don't care whose itis. Breast milk is liquid gold.
You will soon learn, all right. How many times do you use how
many times do you use the sametowel after a shower? How many times?
How many showers or boths before youswap out the towel? Three macs

(36:30):
three macs sometimes two to three ismy answer. Yeah, yeah, okay,
but over three right, Like,I grabbed a towel that was hanging
there and I left for the weekend, but I'd only use it once before,
and I grabbed it to wash myface. I was, oh,
my god, that towel smells.Wait a minute, you used it one

(36:51):
time and it hung all weekend.I used it once and I left for
the weekend and I came back andI just felt like it was what are
you hanging it on like a littlesometimes my door, sometimes over the shower,
and then I have a towel specifichook in my room. I would
have no problem taking a shower onFriday using that towel, going away for
the weekend, coming home, andusing that towel Monday morning. Yeah,

(37:15):
I would have no problem with that. I don't know. I feel like
it's just it's only based on thenumber of uses for me, maybe my
maybe my man friend Travis used itin between. Oh and it smelled the
laundry. Wow, interesting, dude, tell me about it, Alex.
Did he get a beating when yougot home? Probably? No, I
just said, get it out ofour towels. One stage, she comes
in with that white glove after theweekend, saying make sure they got everything.

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She was bad because he didn't cleanher air the other day. He
wasn't there. I just feel likehe's snuck in a use. Did Alex?
How many how many times you usea towel that starts to smell?
I need a number, I don't. I mean it's a smell test.
I need an average six, maybelike a week or so. All right,

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when it starts smelling mildew, You'relike, all right, let's do
it in the wash. I don'tcount. You can hear my eyes.
You can hear my eyes rolling onthe radio. I always have to worry
about. It's a pole question.I didn't. There's not a category for
when it stinks. Well, itshould have been how many times do you

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use the same towel after a shower? Forty percent of our audience two to
three, forty percent of our audiencefour to five, fourteen percent, six
or more showers, Alex, sixor more. Thank you. It's like
pulling teeth. I mean, I'mjust I was answering the question. You
asked six percent of our audience oneshower, only like one and done with

(38:43):
every towel. Wow. I meanthat person if you're washing your either that
or you don't, or you don'tshower every day. Like I'm not doing
your laundry either. I just takea shower every day, so I'm not
I'm not washing that tonnel after onedry off. It's just not happening.
It's just not happening. That's amazing. I mean, that would be awesome
to do that. I told youI'd like to wear a pair of brand

(39:05):
new socks every day and chuck them. That would be amazing. I would
love to have a fresh time.What are you? What are you living
in a hotel room? Right?Just throw it on the floor and it's
gone. That's that's testa the situationwhere her man friend stop, she leaves
it on the floor and he knowsthe Washington. Now I don't put it
on the floor, but he doesknow that there's a system. All right.
Well, hey Dante, I thinkit's a good question and it's getting

(39:28):
a lot of interaction on the Xat rod Ryan's show. Let's take a
break, Alex, you good withthat song? Yeah? New highly Suspect
After the Break, Houston's Rock,Houston's Alternatives and The Rod Ryan Morning Shows
ninety four to five to the buzz. Good morning rod Ryan's show. All
Right, we got that new highlysuspect song to play for you. And

(39:51):
you never know what you're gonna getwith these guys. You know they are.
I would say they're a little experimental, but they're still at their core,
they're a rock band, and Ithink that's why I love him so
much. So I can't wait foryou guys to hear this song and we'll
take the calls and do all ofthat. Partly cloudy today, ten percent
chance of rain, high of ninetytwo. Before we listen to new music
together, let's find out what's trending. Okay. So, out of twenty

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five hundred dogs for more than twohundred breeds, Sage, a miniature poodle,
was named the top dog at theone hundred and forty eighth annual Westminster
Kennel Club Dog Show. Now thatin itself is a big deal, but
there is a local tie because hishandler is from Houston. Kaz Osaka in
the last show of his career,so this was a very emotional best in

(40:37):
Show finale. Shout out stage miniaturePoodle. On of course, shout out
to Cauz because he finished his careerwith a bang. Very very cool.
All right. In another life,I am one of these dog judges,
like the ones that go I thoughtwe're gonna say the poodle. No,
probably that too, but the onesthat and they're just like, you know,

(41:00):
they're like skimming the lines of thedog and they're like, you know,
they're just judging, They're just judging. I realized all the people that
I really aspire to be, likelike judge Judy, the dog judges,
like you want to be judging.I just want to be judging, Bossy.
I'm fussy kid, false judging.Okay, So that's going on.
Also, you know, Chillie sentme a more serious story over about the

(41:22):
Houston Is Superintendent Mike Miles. He'saccused of funneling money to Colorado charter schools
that he started. So I'm gonnadig more into this. I might even
throw it in headlines. But itis a story that's trending here locally,
so I wanted to mention it.And then, of course, since it's
Wednesday, our wild Card Wednesday blogpage is performing the best for us right
now. I haven't gone over tolook at what listeners submitted it. I

(41:44):
will shout them out before the FourHours of Pain is up. But that's
was trending on NY four five tothe buzz. Okay, okay, I'll
set it up for you. Whatlittle I know about what's going on with
the guys in highly Suspect. I'ma huge fan. They have a new
album coming out. This band cameout of the gate with their first album,
if you remember Lydia and stuff.They won Grammys, like right out

(42:07):
of the gate, and they justI don't know, you never know what
you're gonna get when they put outa new album. They're an interesting band.
Johnny is an interesting character. They'llbeat singer for sure, the cheap
songwriter as above. So below isa new album from them. It's gonna
be out July nineteenth. I thinkthe one fun fact I'll let you get

(42:27):
into before we play it is thesongs were recorded live. There's not over
dubs. Now, that doesn't meanthat they went in and one take they
said, boom, there it islock that in. Put that on the
you know, put that as thesingle. They may have done it sixty
times, he said, But thesongs are not overdubbed. They were meant
to play live, and they're gonnago out on a various We're not included

(42:51):
in this, but it looked likeabout a ten city tour and they're just
gonna go out and play this album. They're not even gonna play like,
you know, Hello, my Nameis Human. They're not playing that.
They said they're gonna go out justplay the new album because it's designed to
play live, because it is live. So that's it. What else do
you need to know? The name? I just want to know. Yeah,
the name of the song is SummertimeVoodoo. It's brand new from highly

(43:14):
Suspect. And we'll open up thephones and listen to what you think of
it after it's done. It's ninetyfour or five. The buzz, summer
food, strange viborations here just crashmy mover cycle. Still, I have

(43:40):
no fear. I wish I didvoices and this is f This what the

(44:02):
they kill yourself day? He's nosecalling, No, not not so well,

(44:22):
No, I'll get you too,mistrip. Then I can't find my

(45:00):
head. I missed my history andeverything I add Simms Jackson, I'm very

(45:22):
well aware. I could have donebetter. If there's not close to bed,
Snow's coming, My soul's No JobNo. Ninety four or five,

(46:47):
the buzz that's brand new music,highly suspect summertime Voodoo. I think it
does really add to the listening experienceknowing that it was recorded live. What
do I mean by that, Well, any band that's going to put out
an album on this level, you'regoing to go in and record the drums
first. Then the bass player's goingto lay down his part on top of

(47:07):
what the drummer recorded. Then theguitar player gets to go in and do
his thing. Usually vocals are last. It's a layering process. The Beatles
used to record their stuff live,you know, that's what they wanted to
do on this album. So itdoesn't mean that it was just one take.
Johnny said. Is some songs wereas many as sixty times they played
it before they came up with aversion that they liked. And as far

(47:31):
as the first single, they saidthey didn't look for something that sounded like
a single. I think that thatadds to the listening experience as well.
Johnny said he had another near deathexperience. He's a guy that scares me.
He's a guy that sometimes I don'tknow if he's going to get old
and he worries me. The leadsinger worries me, but he said he

(47:51):
had another near death experience and that'swhere the conflicts came from. And he
said, you know what, I'mjust starting. We're going to put out
the first song from the beginning ofthis journey of mine. So I guess
listen to those lyrics and he's goingthrough some things. It's called Summertime Voodoo.
Highly suspect your thoughts, Tessa.You know what I thought? It
was almost bluesy. I thought almost. I liked that. I liked some

(48:15):
of the different sounds I wasn't expecting. I like that it wasn't what I
expected from them. Uh huh.Yeah, I feel like I do definitely
need to listen again. A lot, a lot, a lot going on,
but bluesy and just I enjoyed it. I'd give it another listen.
They are a full on five pieceband. Now they've added another guitar player
and a keyboard player, so that'sthat's a permanent edition now. They used

(48:37):
to be a three piece. Itwas the twins and Johnny, the drummer
and the bass player are twins,twin brothers. One carries a beard,
one doesn't, so sometimes it throwspeople off, but I think they're identical
twins. It does like transport meto feeling like I'm drinking in a bar
somewhere, like a blues bar andjust like kind of having a beer.
Maybe he has so much soul inhis voice. Yeah, that's really what
I noticed the most out of it. It comes through his fingers on the

(49:00):
guitar too. Yeah. Yeah,And I want I want to listen to
this a bunch more, just because, like I like trying to pay attention
to the live recording part of it. It's it's interesting to see, like
the difference issue we here in allthe air stuff, but this does have
like they've got their own sound.Even though they did kind of go in
like a bluesy direction of it,they still have that Higley's down. I
think that's all Johnny Anyways. Idon't know that it reeks as being a

(49:24):
single, but I think that soundis so important to this radio station.
I do too. I just thinkit's needed to balance out. We need
this which is a pure at itscore a rock band. And I'm not
crapping on because I told you guyshow much I love the twenty one pilots
but I think it's got to balanceout the station. I think this band

(49:45):
is super important. I put themon the importance level of a pearl jam
on this radio station. You know, they're important. We need to keep
them around. I love it,I love it. Raoul, good morning,
good morning, great man. Whatdo you think of the highly Suspect
song. It's called Summertime Voodoo.It's catchy, it's catchy, but someone

(50:10):
needs to go check on the leadsinger. You always, no, always
need to check on Johnny. Absolutely, he needs constant checking in on.
He scares me, it really does. Man. He's He's a tortured soul
for sure. Danny, good morning, Good morning about how are you guys
doing doing great man? I'm justkind of taking your temperature here orally,

(50:34):
uh on the highly Suspect? Whatdo you think? So? I like
it? And I'm not a howyou suspect fans? Really? Yeah,
they're They're not like on my topfive list or anything like that. But
this song is all over the placein the best way possible. I mean,
when it first started off, Iwas like, okay, we've got
a little rock jam, and thenand Organs really yeah, but but yeah,

(50:55):
the you know, a lot oftimes it's before lives back to the
concert and it's like, oh,yeah, that was such a good time.
But this is one of those Ican listen to it like, man,
that would be a really good oneto sit up on the hill and
listen to that, you know.So yeah, I like it. Like
you were just saying, it's abalance to the station. That's since you
got to you got to balance itout. That's a good one. Yeah.

(51:16):
The only thing that I'm worried aboutis there's a bit of a it
has an album track feel to it. I don't know that it has a
single like a radio single feel,but I do think this is some sort
of a fan track that they putout first. Again, these guys don't
go by they don't play by therules. So the record company, I'm
sure has another song out there thatthey were probably begging them to put out.

(51:36):
They're like, no, we're goingto start here at the beginning,
like I said, at the beginningof Johnny's you know, whatever his new
journey is that he's on, that'swhat he wanted to release. John good
Morning, Good Morning. Hey.Would you think of the song? I
think it's pretty good. Yeah,it's soothing, soothing. Yeah, I
think it's soothing too. His firstalbum was kind of it was, you

(51:59):
know, hard and rough, itwas fast. I liked it all right,
bro, then we got a smoothone. I think everybody does that,
and it was his turn. Yeah, it's I think the song.
I think it's very easy to listento, but doesn't keep you on the
station. I mean, the competitionout there is brutal, and that's why
people put out singles, and that'swhy they're all three and a half minutes,

(52:21):
and that's why you've got twenty secondsto get into the chorus. Now,
you know, it's the world welive in. Does this song get
there in time? You know?Yeah? Matt, hey here you're going
good. I liked it a lot. Actually, my kids loved this man,
to be honest. They liked thatvideo of the robots. Well,
it's this song that reminded me alot of the under My Boss some line.

(52:43):
You ever heard that song? It'sthe same court structure pretty much right
there in the middle. So yousay, it's a thumbs up for you,
definitely, thank you. Zeth's goodmorning, Zeth, Hey roight,
hey man, I've been a longtime listener listen since how was way back
in high school, probably like eighteenyears now, the first time I've called

(53:05):
it a few times, never goton. So this is pretty exciting and
nervous. Be nervous. Don't benervous. You heard the whole song,
yes, I did, so,I liked it. It's it's it's a
jam, you know. It's likeone of those that you can just like
kind of bob your head too.It's it feels like it has a classic
rock feel, like I can listento on your show, as well as
ding of rock at the same time. Hang up your first time on the

(53:29):
You're a well I like you guys, Mark, So don't worry. Thanks
all right, So yeah, thumbsup from some thumbs up from Useth.
Yes there all right, Thank youman, Thank you for the call.
Thank you for most of all thatcall. Jared, Jared, good morning,
last one. Hey you're there.Yeah, we uh me and my
son driving the school. We bothenjoyed it. Actually, how old your

(53:51):
son? He is nine? Yeah, and he's he's digging that blues guitar.
Yeah. Oh hey, what's Iknow Jared is the one that called,
But who's this what's your name?Yeah, Jonah, you liked it?
Oh ye, I love I loveyour entire station. Oh man,
thank you. Do you have afavorite band that we play? No,

(54:17):
not really our kind with everything that'sawesome. That's that's the perfect way to
You're the perfect listener, dude.Okay, this is like this is grooming
in the right way for him tobe a lifelong Buzz listener. All right,
thanks boys, I appreciate you.I don't know does it have a
future? Does it? Does itmake the cut? And does it get

(54:38):
played? I mean I imagine itdid. I really like the texture and
the sound of it. I reallydo. I think that the texture,
it's something that is needed. Thankyou guys for the calls. I'll go
check the emails. I'll send themall the Whizz Show celebrating twenty years,

(54:58):
The Busy fur Or five, TheBuzz Blinquin eighty two, all the Small
Things New, highly Suspect before that. I'm just now kind of going through
the emails and don't let me getout of here without those tickets. Remember
we pushed back the okay, theACL tickets. Yeah, I'm going through
the emails. And you know awizard, you know, he lives for
this stuff, so I'm sending themall your emails. I got everything.

(55:20):
Well, Nicole's like, how dareyou listen to a song without us?
I never do that. But Wizardcame in with new highly suspect. We
were thinking, because I think theversion he played me was six minutes long.
We were thinking that this was justa sampler. It was a fan
track. Let's let the fans,you know, let's get Let's let them
get a little appetease and a littleappetizer. So what I listened to I

(55:43):
think was six minutes long. Wedidn't think they were going to edit something
to even present it to radio,which they did. So that's why that's
the only reason why I went early, Nicole, So I want to hear
all the stuff when you're hearing it. This was one case where I heard
it first. I got everything fromI love these guys, they can do
no wrong. I got everything toit seems like a little bit of a
jam to highly meh, highly,meh, highly meh. Sixteen was great.

(56:10):
But the ball rolled downhill ross Rogersand then I got I got I
got Kenny Wayne Shephard, I gotLenny Kravitz. One guy said it seemed
like the guitar player was competing withthe lead singer. Well that's the same
guy, so same same guys,the same guy. He's competing with himself.

(56:31):
Because now that we know that thatstuff was recorded live, That's why
I used the comment when I wastalking to Alex, I said that bluesiness
of his voice went through his fingersand then boom. He's doing the leads
and stuff too. He's the mainguitar player in the band, and he
pulls it off while he's singing.He leads and sings at the same time.
That is, it's always kind ofcool, maybe just to me.

(56:52):
Is it cool for you guys tosee a drummer sing a song like lead?
Yeah, I don't know how it'scool? Right in the sh ahead
was that the band that did thatBuckethead was a guitar player Genesis, I
mean Phil Collins. They always playedjazz Fest, All Your Your Voodoo Fest
and jazz Fest, and was thelead singer Cowboy Mouth. Cowboy Mouth's Oh

(57:13):
yeah, Fred Fred from cowboy Mouthis the front man and he's the drummer.
I don't know how your brain worksthat way. He runs the whole
show. He never shuts up.He talks the whole time. I mean,
it's like going to church. Guitaris already insane to me how your
brain can do two things like that, But just drums is that's an add
on steroids. When you're the leadguitar player, it's one thing you know
to strum along. And you know, sometimes I would accuse Gavin of,

(57:36):
you know, wearing a guitar necklace. Gavin Rosdale. You know he's a
good guitar player, but you knowhe lets the other guy do all the
hard work. You know, Ido all the heavy lifting. Johnny's doing
all the heavy lifting and singing.So singing lead and playing lead guitar.
And like I said, they startedout as a three piece. He had
no choice. But now they've sinceadded a guitar player and a keyboard player.
And the keyboard I think was kindof I thought it was tasty,

(57:59):
I really did. So keep sendingthem in. I'll send them over to
the Wizard. I don't know,I don't know what the future is,
man. I hope the future isbright for that song. And I always
number one appreciate you guys trusting usto put out a new piece of music.
You know, the big fear iswhen you put on something new and
you haven't heard it before. Youpush a button and you go to another

(58:19):
radio station to hear something that youknow. And we trust you guys not
to leave us when we put onsomething new, even if you don't like
it, because I'll be full fulldisclosure. I don't know what's happening here
on Friday, but there's a newBillie Eilish track, and I know we're
playing it, and I'm not turningoff the phones or my email, so
I'll be here for it. You'regonna be a bad guy. I am

(58:43):
sad, all right. So yeah, that Friday could sound a little different
than today. Houston's rocking alternative Therod Rost the Morning Show from six to
ten AM ninety four or five ninetyfour or five to the buzz. Welcome
back Chili, just trying it,hey man, Yeah, dude, do

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you give away those ACL tickets?No? I didn't, but I will
now please go ahead a pair ofthree day weekend passes to Austin City Women's
Festival. This is for the secondweekend October eleventh to the thirteenth. B
Crungbim that's Houston's own band and manymore. Okay, we have the passes
for you. Yeah, so threeday passes. We just everything kind of

(59:27):
got thrown off because we played thatnew Highly Suspect song. So I even
asked you guys, I like,please just make sure that we do this.
Uh, let's go into the let'sgo into the headlines here. Not
everybody loved the new Highly Suspect.That's okay. Wizard is kind of shocked,
like I am. He's reading themall because I'm sending them all to
him. So many mentions I didn'tnow. One of us said, we

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didn't compare it to anyone else,but no, tons of Lenny Kravitz,
tons of Kenny Wayne Shepherd. Interesting, and you know some of this,
you know, some of that cuntstuff is still blurring the lines. Now.
They said it kind of had thatvibe to it. So we'll see
what the Wizard says about this.Man, I liked it. Let me

(01:00:10):
do it next out Oh, Tesla'sfavorite game. I didn't know this about
you. I'm I'm so happy becauseit's one of our newer games. It's
not here's the thing one of ourname. I don't hate this game,
love it, but it's definitely notmy favorite. You reminded me that we'd
been played in a while yesterday.We're gonna play the deep throat game for

(01:00:30):
Cage the Element tickets at eight twenty. It's Testa's favorite. I see nothing
above a ten percent chance of rain, partly cloudy Hip ninety two and right
now Tessa has Houston's headlines. Yourfavorite part of the show. Oh my
god. I look forward to itevery hour. I know, I know
you want to know more about theTrump defense team continuing their cross examination to

(01:00:50):
Michael Coch. Just give me anythingabout Michael the Hushmany trial. It's not
even it resumes tomorrow, but that'syour update. I told you the Department
of Justice is opening up a Boeingcase to criminal prosecution. That's a big
story. Then some local stuff goingon. So there's an ozone alert today
for Houston and the Galveston area.Sensitive groups may experience health effects. There

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are high levels of ozone pollution inour area. If you didn't hear this
one, civil rights leader Reverend BillLawson died at the age of ninety five.
That's a big local story. Andthen Chili shot me this one over
that Texas tax dollars have been divertedout of state to charter schools founded by
Mike Miles, who was the newlyappointed HID superintendent. So that's a big
story getting some attention right now,that's all the serious stuff. The other

(01:01:37):
stuff is pretty fun. We knowDolly Parton is magic, and now she's
partnering with Krispy Kreme. Anything shetouches turns to gold. So there are
apparently new donut innovations. It's theDolly Southern Fleets collection, available in stores
now. The four new treats area glazed donut with strawberry ice cream,
topped with a Dolly butterfly, apeachy king. Now, were you thinking

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this was a regional thing or isit everywhere? I was thinking that there.
I was thinking that in Minnesota they'redoing a promotion that if you dress
like Dolly Parton on Saturday, youget a free donut. We need to
tell our listeners whether or not theyneed to do that here or not.
I know, I meant, don'tthreat me with a good times dress up
as Dolly. This is what Ithink. I think if you go into

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any Houston Krispy Kremes dressed like DollyParton and singing the song. I believe
that they will give you a freedonut, but but I cannot hold on.
Let me see, I don't seeanything where it's regional. It seems
like this is the name. Imean, Dolly is a national treasure.
I mean, dust off your wig, go Saturday. I don't have a
blonde one. I only had thatJudge Judy one. Just get one.
Yeah, I think this is anational thing. I don't know why I

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was thinking it was just regional.Yeah, this is everywhere. Okay,
so listen, let me finish.Dolly Dazzler donut, Peachee King Cobbler donut,
banana pudding in Pod donut, andchocolate cream pod donut in there.
Are you adding your own flare tothat? Or are those the names?
That's how you say it, peachKing cobb donut, Quinten chocolate pudding,

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Cloten Pop banana pudding, Pi donut. I feel like you're talent liberties.
You will be gifted a free donutif you do this. I would like
to see you dressed up. Whatthe Rock is cooking? Two thousand Americans
were asked which celebrity they'd like tosee a run for president. Surprisingly,

(01:03:27):
the Rock did not come in atnumber one because I think I'm not the
only one that has rock fatigue.You have rock fetege Okay, Denzel Washington
number one, number one, Misterdraining Day himself fifteen percent of the vote.
The Rock came in at second withthirteen percent of the vote. Let
me and then let me just rifleoff these other ones. Tom Hanks,
Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, OprahWinfrey. I'm going in order here,

(01:03:49):
Matthew mcconey, Bill Gates, ElonMusk, and Mark Cuban one through ten
right there about the cubes. Cubeswould be good. Thirty six percent say
they weren't interested in voting for anycelebrities. Dallas guy, No thanks,
Shark Tank Guy, Dallas guy.All right, well listen, none of
these guys are running, so nothingto worry about here, doo. PBS

(01:04:14):
is teaming up with Third Eyelind toair Third Eyelind Live at Red Rocks.
What a show. We always saythis is a killer venue, but this
is part of special programming for PBS. This is also special for Third Eye
Blind because they're celebrating the twenty fifthanniversary of their self titled debut album third
eye blind. Not in nineteen ninetyseven, it's five years. It sure

(01:04:38):
did. Tadline you Good morning,rod Ryan Show, Good morning brother.
Uh were you calling for the ACLtickets? I was, yeah, yeah,
right in the middle of the headlinesand sports. I don't think we've
ever done a ticket giveaway right here. Congratulations, it's a cl the second

(01:05:00):
weekend blink onin eighty two. Ofcourse, playing both weekends, but yeah,
second weekend, October eleventh, ofthe thirteenth. You're in, Brian,
all right, appreciate it. I'dappreciate you. Hang on all right,
Sorry, I had to take careof little business there. Yome good
John. I'm all over the placetoday. What do you got? Astro's
got another one. Last night theygot by the A's two to one.
Victor Carrettin. He had to walkoff RBI single in the game to win

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it for them, and he camein as a pinch hitter and the ninth.
They've now won three straight. They'llplay the A's again tonight. Framervalve
does have be in the mouth forthe strows going up against Oakland's Aaron Brooks
first pitches at seven ten. Youcan listen to it on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven ninety. On thesports blog page today, a Mariners
fan caught two foul balls on backto back pitches yesterday. Oh good,
because I put that on three thingsyou must see as well. Yeah,

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it's amazing, pretty wild. Imean he had he was right out like
the first row and left field,right right by the foul pole, and
just it just happened that the ballwent right to him both times, once
in a lifetime experience, back toback. And I hope he bought a
lottery ticket on his way home.Yeah, I would have absolutely done that.
But that's a pretty cool video.On the sports blog today, the
NFL schedule gets released today. It'ssupposed to be released at seven o'clock,

(01:06:03):
but things are already leaking out.Nothing so far that I've seen for the
Texans. It does look like theGiants are going to play the Cowboys on
Thanksgiving, so way to ruin myThanksgiving thanks a lot of NFL. I
will keep you guys posted if Isee any new Texans stuff. And then
there's also all the leak stuff sofar for the NFL schedule. It'll update
in real time. That's on thesports blog page today. If you just
want to have that up. It'llkeep posting throughout the day, so you

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only have to look for it.In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks bill
out the Pacers one twenty ninety oneand the Nuggets took care of the Timberwolves
one twelve to ninety seven. AndStanley Cup Playoffs, the Bruins got by
the Panthers two to one and theOilers edged out the Canucks three to two.
Tonight, the Houston datam are goingto be back in action tonight.
They're gonna take on Austin FC onthe road. That'll kick off at seven
thirty and you can watch it onApple TV. That is what's going on

(01:06:47):
in sports, good rock and alternativeFair Us to the rod Ryan Marning Show
six to am, The Buzz,Come on five the Buzz, Good Morning,
rod Ryan Show. Have a flightpart of the show. Peopa that
ten percent chance of rain partly cloudyninety two ninety two today. I think

(01:07:11):
rain's coming tomorrow. Oh, theDeep Throat game, my favorite game can
be bugging me all morning. Forgetit. It's my favorite game. Can
we play it now? I'm like, no, stop about it. I
told you eight twenty I know it'syour favorite, but geez, we're gonna
play that game coming up. That'show you're gonna win your cage. The
elephant tickets alternative income early in thenine o'clock hour, like at around nine

(01:07:35):
ten, we'll leave you with thoseolymp biscuit tickets. Everything you need to
know about Ditch Day, guys,Everything you need to know about Ditch Day
with I mean the information that wehave. Everything that we have, we've
given to you. When we startadding friends of the show and we start
getting official word that this person's goingto be there, and this person's going
to be there, car back already, Boom, We're there, We're there,

(01:07:58):
bro, I'm like, okay,great, so there's some love streets
flowing for sure. Ditch Day,Cactus Cove, June seventh. It is
a Friday, and it is anoon time start, and I imagine we'll
be adding each and every day.Now, if you want to send me
something for a shot suggestion, thisguy was sending me this tiepied shot all

(01:08:19):
day yesterday. I said, yeah, it's cool looking, but there's no
association to the show. I needa memory behind it. Yeah. I
imagine like when typepods are being talkedabout. We talked about it, and
but there's a disconnect there. Imean, not that the ones that are
on our list are any better.Real quick ditch day shot suggestions. Don't

(01:08:41):
worry about what's in the shot.We're just coming up with the name.
The Chili Brown. You know,that was four hundred of them sold last
year. Four hundred of those damnshots over four hundred. And he wore
the chili brat. Remember he dressedchili brown part. He wore the Charlie
Brown. That was so good.I think we could sell I think we
can sell five hundred wrecked panties?What's in a wrecked panty? And I

(01:09:05):
believe you said that. No,I don't say it like I said it
organically. I guess that nearing readmy lips. I wasn't just rolling around
here subject matter like that. I'llrepeat what I just said. No,
I believe you said that. It'sstill covered. Read the other one.

(01:09:26):
Okay, Nut Butts. I thinkI told a story about my motorcycle crapped
out once and I had to betowed by my friend. So we were
nuts to butts on the bike.Yeah, Nut Butts. Eclipse totality obviously
what we were talking about last monthwith that wiener hole, the Peter Pan,
the wrecked panties, the sea Breezysaid, Dick, that stole my

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truck. Anything with biscuit, Imean the biscuit shot risk it, biscuit
taste, the biscuit. I mean, that's the biggest story of the first
quarter of this radio shows. Sillyas this show is. Someone emailed that
like, after we take the shot, we go take us home Moose or

(01:10:10):
something like that. Whatever she doessay in that song, you're right.
I don't know. You should knowit's you singing. That's true when I
recorded it with my lover Moose.I mean, biscuit makes sense. The
sweet baby raised barbcues, that's whatAlex's gonna be drinking because he's not drinking
because he has to be on babybirth alert. I think it's a given

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that we're doing shots. A sweetbaby race, the bed banana, the
baby reindeer. Baby Reindeer is funny. I'm not ready. What isn't that
because there's because there is some drinkingand drugging involved. I remember watching episode
four saying don't drink that, andin my subconscious never name a shot after

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what this guy is doing right now, Baby Reindeer would be a little traumatic
for me, but okay, ifit wins, Alex, There's been some
suggestions, and again, you know, I don't want to push any stuff.
It's weird doing a shot with thename of your baby. Yeah,
I kind of think, so right, keep that baby l That's come up

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a lot. That's come up alot to me, and I don't think
i've even introduced it to the tothe group right now. I mean,
do you say you start her lifeiconic like we like you're born? There
was a shot named after you already. I felt there's other better ideas.
I don't disagree with you. It'sweird naming a shot after your baby that's

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coming a week later. Not evenyou're on call, you're not partying,
you're just doing sweet baby race.What if we do like a bun in
the oven shot? Okay, abiscuit in the oven the oven? What
can someone make us little ribs sothat we can actually have some sweet baby
rays. I'm just trying to think. It's weird how that stuck. Okay,

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Uh, that's some of the stuffthat we're talking about with ditch Day.
The shot is just I know,it's a real important part of it,
but it's fun. We'll come up. We've never not had the right
name to shot. You know.It's just it's different. It's been different
every year, and it just hitsyou. And I mean, and some
of those are hitting me. Wreckedpanties is hitting me? Why that one

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hit me? All Right, I'mgonna take a break. I'm gonna explain
how the deep throat game works.Maybe I should. Let's explain her game.
We're gonna play a little fun game, one of our newer games here
too, for Casey the Elephant.Tickets on the flip of this break,
Don't Go Anywhere. Rock and AlternativeRyan Morning Show ninety four five, The

(01:13:00):
Buzz, Good Morning, Rob RyanSHOWMP getting set up for a game to
play with you guys to win sometickets. I'm excited about that. Tessa
is excited about that very ten percentchance of rain party Cloudy. Hi'm ninety
two today. What's trending? Okay, so there are some big things happening
here locally. Do you know FrankBillingsley, He's kind of like this weather

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legend around here. He works atKPRRAC too. Thirty years Okay, So
within the last twenty four hours,seventeen hours ago, he revealed that he
is going to be leaving Channel twoand we're actually going to get a chance
to talk to him today on Juicein Life. So it's a pretty big
deal for us. He's a goodguy. I've met him a couple of
times. Nice, He's a realnice dude. Yeah, so that's a
local happening. And what else.Oh, oh, Jeopardy's been doing their

(01:13:50):
Master's tournament right now, And Itold you, guys, if you want
to watch this thing, it's atournament style, but it's like extra hard,
Like it's one of these things.Jeopardy is kind of hard for the
common person already, but the Mastersone is extra hard. There is a
Jeopardy spinoff coming to Amazon Prime Videocalled pop Culture Jeopardy, and it's the
first time that that version of thegame show will be created for a streaming

(01:14:15):
service. So I think more likeRod, you'd probably be really great at
this, like music questions, movies, sports, celebrities, and then contestants
will play in teams of three,so maybe we just like try to audition
between the three of us. Imean, if a radio show can't win
this thing a pop culture jeopardy.I'll ask Alex if he'll give me off
if I can join the term.I always told him, if you want

(01:14:38):
to go on, I always toldhim if he wanted to go on Big
Brother, I would give him thetime off. Ask Alex could go on
there, but he'd have to wearBut you would They would even wouldn't even
let you wear a Rod Ryan Showt shirt? Would they would? They
blurt out, because that's tricks someoneelse also the do you know Benny Blanco,

(01:14:59):
that's who's dating Selena Gomez? No, you don't know who Buddy Voco
is. I mean I know thename. It's like a weirdo. He's
like a music producer. Okay,and you know he looks weird. He
did, he did. He datesa lot of these pop tartlet Yeah,
what about him? He's saying thathe's going to get married to Selena Gomez
very soon and that they might havekids. And that's a big trending story.

(01:15:20):
He was just Ton Howard's start.So I don't know why it's trending.
That's who it's trending. So I'mglad. I said one more.
Ah, Okay, Alex, yougot all the parts and all the pieces
and all the things that you need. The name of the game. It's
the deep throat game. I thinkwe debuted this last year. I don't

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think it's I don't think it's veryold. I have taken a very very
very popular song that we play hereon ninety four to five the Buzz,
and I have done some trickery inmy studio and I have pitched it down.
Now I'm going to play you aclip of the song. You're gonna
call in to try to identify thesong and the band. I'd appreciate you

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telling me if you can't get it. I mean, this is just me,
but i'd appreciate you telling me thatI went too deep. I mean,
you know, I did put inthe work last night. It was
my time, not the station's time. I was working on this on my
own time. I'd appreciate and letme know that I went too deep.
If you can't get it, okay, Shelley, would you run that by

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the people when they call please?It starts deep and then it gets I
go less deep with each caller,and then we'll wait until we get a
winner. All you have to dois take a listen, tell me the
name of the song and you couldwin some cage the Elephant tickets. All
right, Deep throat game coming upcalled Chile. Now the rod Ryan shown
ninety four or five The Buzz bythe Buzz, Good morning rod Ryan's Show.

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I know there was torture for you, Tessa, two minutes and forty
five seconds. But we've arrived.We're here. Finally, it's game time.
I got nothing over a ten percentchance of rain, partly cloudy Sky's
ninety two will be the high.How you look at Alex Range ready to
go. I'm not as ready astest is, but I'm ready. You'll

(01:17:15):
never be as ready as me.Welcome to the Deep Throat Game, and
I guess we're offering up some ticketsto the winner. If you were to
guess the song title and artist.Do you want to share? Yeah,
yeah, page the page. She'slike yeah, she's nodding to me on
the radio. Yeah, we're gonnagive away tickets. You're right, I

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thought what I could In fact,to the Elephant Neon Filter special special guests,
Young, the Giant and the carWell, let's familiar. In July
twelveth Great Prize for such a greatgame. Crystal's gonna Crystal's gonna go at
this first, okay, Chris,Crystal, welcome to the deep throat game.

(01:18:01):
Thank you. I have taken avery popular song here, I have
pitched it down. Of course,I'm going deepest with you this morning.
Great, So all right, Ineed you to be relaxed, you in
a comfortable position. Where are youbehind the will in Houston morning traffic?

(01:18:23):
Oh? Okay? Well all right, Well I'm sorry. I'm sorry that
I'm going so deep. I'm sorryI'm going so deep with you. All
right, Please be careful, stayon the road, keep your hands at
ten and two. And let's takea listen to this very very popular song
here on the buzz Alex's pretty deepCrystal, name of the band, name

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of the song. That's too deep, road, It is too deep.
I'm sorry. Who's laughing the moment? Zoe? All the girls are calling.
I didn't even set it up thisway. Hey Zoe, good morning,
Hi, good morning. How areyou? I'm great? How are

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you awesome? Are you calling aboutthe deep throat Game? Yes? Sair,
okay, where are you calling from? I am at my desk at
work. Okay, where to dothis while you're at work. Yep,
it's okay. I just I justdon't know. I mean, if I'm
able to, you know, todo this public setting, all right,

(01:19:43):
I think we can do this.All right. This one will not be
Alex, This one will not beI will not go as deep. Okay.
I'm gonna take it easy on youbecause you're at work, so I'm
just the deep throat game. I'mnot going as deep. You ready,
Zoe, I'm ready. Let's takea listen. I need the name of
the band and the name of thesong. Oh I hear it, Zoe?

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What do you got for me?Rod? That's too deep? I
mean I was it was less deep. That's lean on Me, right,
that's the song lean on Me.Oh you think that's what it is.
That's definitely it. I think thatwas too deep for you too, fortunately
not. Thank you. The girlskeep rolling in for the game. Kimberly,

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good morning, Good morning, HiKimberly. How are you. I'm
good? How are you great?Great? I thought we would have a
winner by now. That's all right, I got I got so, I
got some more in me here.I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play you
a song clip and again, I'mnot gonna go as deep this time.

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So I'm gonna play the clip ofthe song, very popular band, very
popular song here on the station.Let's take a listen together. I promise
not to go as deep with you. Kimberly. Tell me the name of
the band and the name of thesong. Kimberly, is it I'm a

(01:21:44):
loser. No, it's not,and it's not lean right, So I
guess what you're saying, is itwas? It was still too deep,
Kimberly, Still it was? Itwas? Man, I didn't think that
was deep. Did you get it? I got it? You got it?

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There, I got it. It'sgonna be up to Tony. The
girls. The girls couldn't get itdone today. Take us home this,
Uh, Tony, Alex, don'tgoes deep. I'm not gonna go I'm
not gonna go deep on Tony.If you say I'm not going deep on

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you, Tony, I'm gonna playthe clip. Are you ready? I'm
ready? Okay, Uh yeah,welcome, Welcome to the deep throat game.
All right here it is for Tony. Now this is making me a
little uncomfortable, but stream Tony,is it sublime? I'm loving what I

(01:23:00):
got. I'm gonna come. Let'sgive that song the strictest dad ever.
I didn't know the way to goto pull Sandria route. There. We're
not the same end. This isnot the sizzler. This is too deep,
he said. Love is what Igot. What I got, what

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I got? Yeah, Tony,you're the winner. I didn't go too
deep on your I was a littledeeper on the gals. What do you
give it, Tony? Do youget the tickets to get the elephant on
the Neon fil Tour. Tony,Congratulations, Thank you very much. That's
awesome. That is awesome. Thatis awesome. Hey, I didn't mind

(01:23:44):
that version. Yeah, I didn'tmind that. Yeah, let me give
me that one more time. Ididn't think it was horrible. Yeah,
I liked it all right. Well, there you go. Deep Throat took

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a man here. Well, thereyou go. Experience interventure into the cosmic
four or five the buzz, GoodMorning, rod Ryan Show, sublime and
what I got. Tony the bigwinner today on the Deep Throat Game.

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Congratulations. We ran through three girls. Stop what talking to try to get
away? This is your show,but I'm gonna have to ask you stop
talking today I mean the opportunity.That's it. The opportunity was there,
no more words. Why don't wehave a bunch of Sublime dates with the
kids singing. I feel like,I don't know, there are still Sublime

(01:24:51):
with Rome dates out there, SoI mean they're being cool with Rome and
letting him wrap things up, andthen they're gonna then they plug the kid
in and Bradley's son, Bradley Nole. Yeah, that's what I mean when
I say the kid, I don'tremember, but he's the age that right
now, Bradley Nole's son is atthe same age as Bradley Nole was when

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he died, and he is heirto the throne. He's going to be
singing with the Sublime guys. ButI get they got to wrap up these
dates with Rome, and I don'tknow if that's a cool split or if
it's a contractual thing. I don'tknow what's all involved with that. But
I called it wrong too because Isaid there's no way No Doubt's getting together
getting back together for one off show. I thought that was a pretty good

(01:25:34):
call. I thought No Doubt andtheir best buds are sublime. Back in
the day, they did millions ofshows together. I thought that was going
to be the summer tour that everyonewas going to talk about, and Gwen
Stefani was like, no, ittruly is. We're going to do all
this rehearsing because everybody in the bandlooks great, not just I mean Gwen
is again like a vampire. Wetalk about some of these celebrities. Everybody

(01:25:54):
in the band looks great. Theyall if you saw any of that Coachella
stuff there. So I thought thatwas going to be the tour and the
big summer tour, and it justdidn't materialize that way. I thought one
of those three girls was gonna winthe deep throat in didn't work out,
didn't work out, didn't work outthat way, Tony. We have a

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poll question up this morning, howmany times do you use the same towel
after a shower? Most of ouraudience forty percent of our audience two to
three showers. I'm four to fiveguy, thirty six percent of our audience
forty five times. Really help cando it? Eighteen percent six or more.
And then there's six percent of ouraudience one shower only they're living in

(01:26:40):
hotel style. That's amazing, that'sold school hotel style. Now they yell
at you. They're like, oh, well, actually, do you hate
the environment? Yes, you can'tuse that towel again. You use that
until you're gone, right, No, No, that's why I'm staying in
our shower. Unicate me tax Meridian. Hey Rod, i moved to the
Houston about five years ago. I'vebeen listening to the show since the day

(01:27:01):
I arrived. Thank you. Ilistened every morning as I drive my son
to school. My drive time isonly about twenty five minutes. You know,
that's most people. I shared thisa week or two ago. The
average listening time is about twenty minutesof this show. So you hear me
repeat things. It's like, becausemost people aren't listening that long. I

(01:27:23):
love you. I love you thatyou are if you're listening longer than that.
So she's got about a twenty fiveminute round trip. However, I'm
always listening right at eight o'clock.So my shot suggestion is halfway point of
the show. People, that's agood one. I see that it's a
good one. That'd be a littlemuch for a shot. God, the
bartenders would get so sick of thatbecause it always makes me laugh. How

(01:27:46):
you say it in a good way. Thanks. I can't wait for the
news of Alex's Little ones arrival.Much love, Meridian g thank you.
Halfway point of the show people,it's a funny name for a shot.
Rock and alternative used to The rodRyan Morning Show six to ten AM,
The Buzz ninety four or five,The Buzz, Shine Down, Don't Die

(01:28:11):
rod Ryan Show coming up on ourlast hour together. Don't worry. I
got a ton of study. Igot a stack some things that I prepared
for today's show. I didn't useanything yet, I didn't use anything.
Why do I commence so early?It's gonna be a very busy nine o'clock
hour, Okay, alternative income chanceto one one thousand dollars those limp biscuit
tickets on know the show. Iappreciate a lot of I mean, I
don't know what I said earlier,say that we needed the shot name today

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for ditch Day. But boy,I got more shot name suggestions today than
any other day as far as emails. If you have a suggestion for the
name of the shot, that's fine. If you want to throw the ingredients
in there too, But you know, it's a tradition for Ditch Day to
have a or what used to beSenior Skip Day always had like a named
shot, usually something reflective of somethingcovered on the show. Talked about on

(01:28:55):
the show. A lot of stuffcoming in for your breast reduction. There's
a lot. I mean, somethingreally honed. It wasn't a reduction,
guys, it was an implant swap. I went from bigger to smaller.
I know, because that is areducing, you know. I mean,
I guess technically, but okay,that would assume that I had boobs to
begin with. So I mean thatwill be celebrated in the tit Toss game.

(01:29:18):
Yeah, we're celebrated that it doesn'thave to be all boobs, you
know. But yeah, we're gonnaplay tit toss looking forward to that.
The things said on this show,what are Houston's headlines? Just okay?
So a lot a lot's going onright now. President Biden is challenging former
President Trump to debate him so apparentlyon social media today, Biden is claiming

(01:29:42):
that Trump lost two debates to himin the run up to the twenty twenty
election, and now he's asking Trumpto pick the dates for two more.
He also said he hears Trump isfree on Wednesdays, basically alluding to the
fact that Trump has the day offeach week from his criminal hush money trial.
So that's the police drama that's droppingdown right now. And then one

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of our listeners, Tanya, messageme, well, she actually messaged you
and you forwarded me this email andshe's like, look, you guys need
to mention the current goings on atHouston ISD. Chili had sent me an
email this morning about this as well. She says there have been numerous protests
this week. There are several moreprotests planned, including one on Saturday at

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City Hall. I think they're upto thirty seven principles that have been fired,
as well as hundreds of teachers,over five hundred support janitorial staff,
things like that, and the welcometo the janitors apparently are welcome to reapply
for their jobs, but it'll bewith reduced pay, no benefits, no
PTO, no summer stipend, andit'll and they'll be using a pushmoward to

(01:30:46):
mow the school lines. I mean, this is someone who's inside. Here's
the thing. I can read youthe headlines all day, someone who knows
the inner happenings. That is inthis game. I welcome those emails,
send them to me. But isn'tthe other headline that new superintendent. They're
looking at him mis misappropriation of fundingin some way. He has some schools
that he started up somewhere else,state charter schools, I believe in Colorado.

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So they're saying that maybe he tooksome money from here to put it
over there. They're looking at himright now. That would be mind blowing
if he got caught doing that.Now, this whole thing exactly, that
would like they're trying to confirm ifthat's true or not. The one headline
that really stuck out to me,did you hear about this? This was
the earl of the week they firedsomeone had won principle of the year.
Now you win principle of the year, you would think, hey, my

(01:31:33):
job secure. It's like you gettingnumber one in ratings, Rod And then
they say, hey, we're actuallygonna can you what Like that doesn't make
any sense. How do you gofrom principle of the year to I'm letting
I'm being let go this next year. That math is not math for me,
So of course we're going to continueto monitor that. And I appreciate
emails like this, Tanya, becauseit is. It's the largest school district

(01:31:54):
in the state of Texas, andlots of eyes here in Houston because of
it. Let's talk about the poor. There's a new art installation called the
Portal. It opened up in NewYork last week, and an identical one
opened up in Dublin, Ireland,and each portal shows a live feet of
the other city. Now, theidea is so wonderful. Let people connect
with each other. We could crossoceans with technology. This is what what

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will what will we share if wehad portals to the other city? Boobs?
Boobs? It comes back to boobs. Less than a weekend of the
Portal installation, they had to temporarilyshut it down. Too many people were
flashing. Too many people were flashing, too many people were mooning, people
were giving the bird to the otherportal, holding up of appropriate photos.

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Remember when we got to name.There's like a research boat that they're going
to put out and the in theocean. They're like, hey, you
know what, this would be fun. Why don't we go to the internet
and you guys we're doing with shots. But the internet is that where boat
you make boat face. Yeah,what do you make? Boat face was
the name of the boat. Andit's like, what did you think was
gonna happen? When you let peoplejust do what people do. That's that's

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the beauty and the downside. Andit's not just us. Okay, I'm
going to say this, the Irishfolk were being idiots as well. What
I like about it wasn't just us, it was both sides. We just
couldn't handle it. So not sodifferent. You and I is just the
same. F you, no,f you dude. If you would have
put the other side in Canada wouldn'thave gone like this? Oh, Canada

(01:33:24):
would have been so sweet? Doyou miss Hope went syrup, the boobs
back bacon? You missed Canada?Your birthright? The first Golden Bachelorette was
announced yesterday during ABC's upfront presentation.It's Joan Vasso's. She is a sixty
one year old school administrator from Maryland. She was on the Golden Bachelor,

(01:33:44):
but she had to leave early.She had to leave the show early to
care for her daughter who'd recently givenbirth. So this show will air on
Wednesdays in the fall. It'll befollowed by Abbot Elementary there's going to be
a spring Steen documentary. Rod isvery excited about the Golden Bachelorette. She's
he he's like me with the deepthroat game. That's actually nothing compares,

(01:34:10):
nothing compares to you in the deepthroat game. But second place silver metal
to you and the Golden Bachelor.Eminem's upcoming album is called The Death of
Slim Shady, and he's going allthe way with it. He just bought
an obituary in the Detroit Free Pressnewspaper. It's a picture of Eminem and
his old school overalls and a hockeymask, and it's like, you know,

(01:34:31):
here lies this complex and tortured soul, this legacy. Blah blah blah
blah. You can read it allon the music log page. Those are
Houston's headlines. Yeah, okay,yeah, we come away with the win
because the music is tipping me onthat. But there was some weirdness going
on during the Astros game. RenelBlanco, yeah asked he did get their
win, that third win in arow. But Renel Blanco started for them.

(01:34:54):
He's the guy through the no hitterearlier this year. He's probably been
their best picture statistically throughout the season. And and they they pulled him from
the game because they checked his gloveand we're like, hey, what's this
foreign substance? And I don't knowif it was pine Tar, I don't
know if it was ros And Iknow he's a big Rosin bag guy,
the little bag in the back ofthe mound, which you're allowed to do
what you're allowed to do. Idon't know if you're if you put a

(01:35:16):
foreign substance on it or whatever.But they did a shout out to Aaron
who let me know that they aregoing to send it to MLB headquarters.
They're gonna investigate it. I thinkthey'd have to. They're like, you're
gonna get suspended. You usually getlike a one two start suspension for this,
probably his favorite mit. It's gonnabe going into the lab now.
He's not gonna have his minute.If his name was Shoe hee o Tani,

(01:35:38):
nothing happens, he gets to startthe next start, everything's fine.
But because he didn't as seven games, yeah, just and then I also
saw that the Dodgers pitcher had hisglove checked out and they gave him a
new glove yesterday. Huh. Ishould think that's really nice. Weird.
What you show for other Dodgers doesn'tseem like we're being treated the same.

(01:36:00):
Just ask the questions either way.They're gonna play the A's again tonight first
pitches at seventeen. You can listento it on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven ninety. NFL schedule getsreleased today, but they've already been leaking
certain games. I still have notseen a Texans leaked game, but I
will keep you guys posted if Ifind anything. You can go actually on
the sports blog page today. There'sa schedule release tracker any new leaks that

(01:36:20):
come out. It updates in realtime, so you can just keep that
on your desktop and keep refreshing itthroughout the day if you want to.
In the NBA Playoffs, the Nicksblew out the Pacers one twenty one to
ninety one, and the Nuggets tookcare of the Timberwolves one twelve to ninety
seven. Tonight. That Celtics aregonna play the Cavs at six and the
Thunder host the Mavericks at eight thirty. You can watch both of those on
T and T. In the StanleyCup Playoffs, the Bruins got by the
Panthers two to one and the Oilersedged out of the Canucks three to two.

(01:36:43):
There's only one game on the NHLschedule tonight. The Stars are gonna
play the Avalanche at seven. Youcan watch it on ESPN and Soccer Houston
DINAFC is gonna be back in actiontonight. They'll play Austin FC on the
road that I'll kick off at seventhirty and you can watch it on Apple
TV. That is what's going onin sports of us. Soon The Ryan
Morning Show, I'm six to tenAM, ninety four or five The Buzz,

(01:37:05):
Good Morning, rod Ryan Shelding andPark New Divide nine o'clock hour or
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thousand dollars. No local winners forus here at the Buzz yet, So
I need you to step it upa little bit, okay, Limp biscuit
tickets will leave you with those.On the show yesterday, I brought in

(01:37:28):
a story, and any time thatI brought in anything that deals with AI.
The team, we just feel acertain way. They feel a certain
way, and I might have somethingthat might change your mind about AI,
and you can't. I don't thinkyou'll be able to blanket say that you
hate everything AI because everything still seemsvery futuristic when it comes to AI,

(01:37:51):
and it's a bit scary how fastit's arriving. Yes, the guy's sixty
one years old. He has terminalcancer, and he's leaving behind an AI
version of himself, like his kids, yes, okay, and his grandkids

(01:38:13):
and they're great grandkids that aren't evenborn yet. He's the first customer at
Eternos. It creates your own AIdouble. So he's been training AI to
act just like him and carry onafter he's passed away terminal cancer. I
don't know. I don't know whenhe's I don't know how long he has.

(01:38:36):
You give your thoughts, you giveyour memories. It learns to mimic
your personality, your voice. Itcan generate new ideas. That's what AI
does. It gets smarter and smarter, that's what Alex is so afraid of.
But it'll come up with things thatyou might have come up with.
They asked him about one hundred andfifty questions, and he had to really

(01:38:57):
in depth answer these things about himselfand his life, and he spent weeks
answering these questions at length and Thepoint is is to give your family something
to interact with once you're gone,they can still ask you questions and it
will answer in your voice because ofwhat you're afraid of, Alex. It's
learning about you over time, answerthinking like it can change. There's a

(01:39:20):
show on Amazon called Upload that isalmost kind of exactly like this, but
basically the premises if when you die, you can be uploaded. You can
upload your personality to like this website, and then your parents or whoever your
family can access it. But thewhole thing is then they get you in
the pay to play a thing.We're like, well but you didn't access
the premium, Alex, so reallyAlex can't respond to anything, and then

(01:39:43):
there's behind a pay well. Sothat's exactly what this is going to get
as of right now, and thisguy's the first customer. They say.
It's between ten and fifteen thousand dollars. It's a one time fee. You
never have to pay anything more.Your You get the AI version of that
person that passed away, and itcontinues to learn. But that's it.

(01:40:04):
There's no Hey, your dude's aboutto die again, you need to send
us another five grand like you're you'relocked in for as long as this AI
nonsense is around, which seems likeit's gonna be forever. So counterpoint.
Photoshop used to be, Hey Ibought Photoshop. I will never have to
buy Photoshop again. And now it'severy year. Hey no, no,

(01:40:24):
I to subscribe to this. Well, now, if you want to do
this, we're going to delete allyour Photoshop unless you do this subscription model,
which is what this is going tomean. Of course it will,
but right now it's a one timeflat fee. Of course, if it
becomes popular, then you're gonna buysomething that's okay. You know, I'd
like to keep Pops around for fivemore years, so let's just buy the
five year plan. Of course it'sgoing to it's going to get worse,

(01:40:45):
but if you get locked in nowright now, it's a one time cost
and then boom. Now He andhis wife got to see his AI action
for the first time last month,she asked She asked it to say something
nice before bed. In his exactvoice, it said, my love,
have sweet dreams, and I loveyou very much. Now he's still here

(01:41:06):
to say wow, that really didsound like me, and the wife said
that was his voice that was exactlywhat he would go to be blown away
when I show you this recording deviceon our phones already, it's just a
message. Yeah, it's just amessage. But you're not going to be
here to leave new ones. You'renot gonna be around to leave new ones.
Once you're dead. You cannot leavea new message. I don't want
this. You will be able tointeract with this after you're gone. That's

(01:41:30):
kind of creepy, Rod, Notreally, But have you had somebody?
Have you? I'm talking about somebodythat's had the loss of a parent,
someone a parent dying young like acanter Like, I totally get it.
But if I could hear my dad'svoice right now coming out of a speaker
and I could talk with my dad, I think I have a different opinion
on this, right right, Ireally do. And it wasn't around you.

(01:41:55):
It's going to happen, you know, people that are going to live
out a full life, have theirlived, and people are just gonna say,
oh hey, let me preserve,let me preserve, let me preserve,
Like I mean, videos, pictures, all of that. I just
what I think it's like a line. I think there's just like a line
that's like Okay, you're not God, and and not everyone's as remarkable as
they think they are. Like maybeit just needs to end there. I

(01:42:19):
that's like saying you're just gonna throwaway all the pictures this This could become
as common as having old pictures ofsomebody to remind you of the person,
like I cherish all those photographs ofmy dad. This might be so common
AI that this might be just anotherthing that everybody does down the road.
I think right now it's creepy becauseit's new. I think people are definitely

(01:42:40):
going to do what you're saying.They're going like like this is I get
your logic behind all of that.And I think that just in the digital
age where you have YouTube and youhave stuff like that, where you like,
you don't necessarily have video of yourdad saying things like yet that would
mean more to you to do that. I just think that like, you're
not gonna be able to interact withthat person like it is them act truly
because you know that that's not reallythem, That is an AI pretending to

(01:43:02):
be them. But if you're tryingto get like if your dad left you,
like I know people that have uh, like I have Dinah's last voicemail
that she left me, it's justcall me back, idiot, and I
like that sometimes when i'm feel I'lllisten to that. But like I saved
that because it's actually her, Diana'svoice. But I would never expect to
be able to talk back to Dinaand Dinah give me a response to me.
It's like I'm talking to Dinah.Yeah, you know, like that's

(01:43:24):
That's what I'm saying, Like ifit's to bring back the nostalgia that,
but like not to continue engaging withthat person. You know, I get
as freaked out as you guys do, especially AI. They're gonna take over
our jobs. I mean, weknow that. I don't even bring that
up to you guys. Am well, actually I don't come. I don't
bring that into you guys anymore becauseI know that upsets you. And we're
not gonna be here, We're notgonna be needed. They're just gonna use

(01:43:44):
AI for dumb dumbs on the radiothere, you know, and you're gonna
be all fooled thinking that the person'sthere live. But this is the first
time that I've talked about AI whereI said, hey, there might be
something here there might be something tothis, and I get test. I
don't disagree with you as the creepyfactor. It's because it's new. It's
because it's new. So I thinkI know that people will use this as

(01:44:08):
a crutch. There is a natural, organic way of healing, Like how
are you supposed to move on?Like instead of going out and like getting
back into the world because maybe yourparent died or your friend died, You're
like, I'll just sit here andtalk to my AI dead friend instead of
doing it like there should be.I know, I know that people will
abuse it. I'm on the positive. The prose that you list, they

(01:44:29):
are pros. There's no denying that. But I know how just like the
portal, guys, how do peoplereally behave in the real world? They
abuse, misuse, and use thingsas crutches, Like it's not gonna go
well, Like like we we needto stop acting like we're holier than now
and better than you know, likewhatever the worst case scenario. Guys,

(01:44:50):
that's what we've been doing. That'swhat humans have been doing since the beginning
of time. Like that's it's humannature. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry
to rain on the parade. TheAI parade. But yeah, it's a
no for me. How comes didyou say it was? It's between ten
and fifteen grand right now, andit's a one time me too, and

(01:45:10):
it's a one time fee as ofnow that will go away right again.
Only rich people can get it rightnow. So another reason for that.
I'm out to be honest with you. I didn't think I thought it'd be
a lot more. I don't thinkthat's outrageous. It's outrageous to you,
that's outrageous. It's outrageous. OhI don't think so for me how much?
No, not for you, tento fifteen grand, completely outrageous.

(01:45:31):
This is something only rich people couldever do. To tell you, Cloning
your dogs is kind of the same. It's like, yeah, I can't
clone my dog, but like richpeople can't. That's a rich people flex.
It's only so that's what I'm saying. It's good if the mask,
if we can all do it,but that is totally that's no, that's
vision way she can do stuff likethat. Yeah, very cool, all
right, But I didn't even senda link to this because it's not really

(01:45:54):
for us. Just ninety four orfive the buzz Welcome back, rod Ryan
showed twenty seven. I mean,just play online. It's Alex online ninety
four five. The much this thing'sbeen sticking for me all morning. Yeah,
it's happen like three or four times. So you just hitting these buttons.

(01:46:15):
Man, it's awesome that we've beenhere two years. Yeah, Hey,
what do you have for a welltoday? Oh we were kind of
just talking about this actually right beforethis, but it's will robots take your
job? Oh? Well, AOLfor two? All right, that's one
hundred percent for us. Yeah,not great, it's not great, And
I don't think it's as far offas you guys think. I think I'm
getting out at the right time.Hopefully, awesome for you ron, Hopefully.

(01:46:39):
They just don't have, you know, our our repertoire. They can't.
They're not as funny as us.My sister in law was listening to
her. She wasn't listening to iHeartobvious she's made bad decisions. But they
had a AI DJ and it sucked. Yeah. I was just like this
guy, who's this idiot? He'sbad? How do you know in my
contract that they don't have me traininga simulator right now so that when I

(01:47:00):
retire, this show will still soundlike this, but it will rain everyone.
We'll learn. I will find itand I will unplug it every day
for an hour after I get offthe air, I gotta go train in
the simulator. Yeah, maybe it'stime to start thinking if you want to
start spending that ten or fifteen thousanddollars to upload your your personality AI,
because if if AI is gonna takeyour job, So I spend that money

(01:47:25):
now. But go check it out. See robot to take your job with
the rope Finish rod Ryan Show page, the Bozach College, twenty years of
Mayhem in the morning, with theRun Ryan Show only ninety four five the
bus ninety four or five, thebuzz Oasis, and one underwall Rat Ryan
Show on a Wildcard Wednesday. Andwe can talk about the link today barely.

(01:47:49):
I don't know if I talk aboutmany links today, but I sent
a ton of stuff over to Chilethis morning. I see the link up
for Ditch Day, which is great. Looking at girls great today. I
know that the Wildcard Wednesday is thenumber one link, even without really much
mentioned today on the show. Igot three things you must see today on

(01:48:12):
the world famous rod Ryan Show page. You got to kind of read this
story. Okay, the house isten feet wide. I'm a teeny tiny
house. I'm a six foot tallman. H Okay, so I would
have two feet on either side ofme when I lay down in this thing.
Okay, it was built out ofspite. There was this little leftover

(01:48:33):
piece of land in Jacksonville, Florida, and the person that owned it they
were told, you know, likethey couldn't do much with it. So
they're like, you know what,they just put up a house there just
to piss off the hoa or whatever. That house is now selling for six
hundred and nineteen thousand dollars. It'sa ten foot wide home. But it's
a cute headlining three things you mustsee? Is a cute run adorable?

(01:49:00):
Want it not adorable? I gota guy in the Crazy Criminal blog.
I'm gonna jump around down Crazy Criminalblog page. Guy in Italy shoving the
nozzle from a gas pump right inhis brown hole. And he was taking
care of himself on the front endwhile he was putting the nozzle of the
gas at a gas station. NowI understand why girls don't want to get

(01:49:21):
gas. This is this is thisa common thing? Have you seen this.
No, it is a great mysteryto me. I don't even care
that girls go to the bathroom liketogether. I don't. That's I'm over
it. Okay, I'm over it. The fact that girls don't like getting
gas. Now, I get ita little bit. If this is,
if this isand this is happening onthe rag. I mean, you see

(01:49:42):
some guy shoving the nozzle right uphis bun. Food blog page today,
food blog page, Today, Jelloannounce, Eat now announced girls Scout putting
cups thin mince and coconut caramel flavors. It's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day.

(01:50:03):
That's on the food blog page.And this really screams stay in your lane.
Pizza Hut is trying to put outa burger. I think this might
be your headline. So, Imean, every now and then, you
know you got a fast food jointand it kind of infringes on another brand's
territory. Does anybody going too PizzaHut for burgers? I mean they must

(01:50:27):
have some kind of research here.Okay, because I gotta say this,
and I know this is going backyears, but when Phyllis brought in those
fries from Taco Bell, they weredelicious. I never went back for them.
Chucks enjoyed them. Chubs doesn't needthem. But I'll tell you what,
tasting those fries, they were outstanding. Where maybe wonder why didn't Taco
Bell had fries all along? Iknow, I know McDonald's briefly had pizza

(01:50:50):
in the eighties. Oh yeah,yeah, there were Mick Pizza. There
was Mic Pizza, for sure,there was for about a week. It
didn't work out. Pizza hut atburgers kind of It's called a cheeseburger melt.
It's a parmesan crusted, thin crustmelt folded and loaded with beef,

(01:51:10):
Apple would smoke, bacon, onions, mozzarella, and cheddar. It kind
of sounds like a pizza casadia tome, A bit like a burger,
a bit like a pizza. Itlooks a lot like a casada. It
looks very unhealthy, a very unhealthycasada. Are you gonna do? What?
Am I gonna do it? Alex? It comes with the world.
Say it a pizza dia, apizza dea. Well, but they're really

(01:51:33):
pushing the burger into a burger dia. They're really pushing that they have burgers.
Now. It's a cheeseburger melt.It comes with the world's best burger
dipping sauce on the side, andthey have my Hut box fries there too.
Did that happen on our watches atPizza Hut anything about pizza Like any
faster rereshaurant, They're going to makeany creation that takes cheese, meat,

(01:51:58):
chicken, potatoes. All the stuffsthat they get are super cheap. They're
gonna put any any little way theycan. I didn't think the potatoes were
a part of the Pizza Hut experienceat all. They are, They're gonna
go around it, but they couldget it for cheap. Was the last
time anybody had Pizza Hut? Itused to be premium when I was a
kid. Ude well, when theywould bring it in that pan. Yeah,
with that that pan pizza that wassizzling. We did a school field

(01:52:19):
trip. We just got to makeour own pan pizza. I used to
like the salad bar that Red had. A salad bar. A salad bar
was my favorite thing. I wasa kid, telling you there was nothing
like this. All you could eatand then you get to mount you get
to make your mountain of salad.I was up there with my husky tough
skins, all the croutons. Ohmy god, I went there and just

(01:52:40):
got to play a crutons and youcould do and that was your right,
all right. Food blog page hasa lot on it today. Go check
it out. The Rod Ryan Showninety five, The Buzz, It's Oliver
treating hurt Rad Ryan Show. Youknow what, get it at. Let's

(01:53:05):
not get it talking about it.I need to kind of work this in
a little bit more vacation. Idon't know how this became the ditch Day
song that it just did. Imean, it just happened. This became
the ditch Day song. Ditch Day. We have the date and we have

(01:53:27):
the location, June seventh. Wehave Cactus Cove, which is awesome.
Okay, my friend's carbox Boom.They're a lock. Okay, they are
locked in Chili Chili. He's like, oh damn, he's coming to me.
Now what It's like, Oh mygod, I must made it the
whole show. Yeah, yeah,hey, I saw you send on some
emails to some of our friends.Who did you invite? Who are some

(01:53:50):
of our pals I've invited so far? Banetta from ABC Body Paint, ABC
Body Art yeah, body art.Did she respond? Not yet, so
she'll probably respond like the day beforeand be like, hey, yeah,
I'll be there. She's writing eroticnovels now. Yeah, so she's probably
busy with that. We didn't gether out. Okay, what else Eli

(01:54:13):
said? Uh? Friend off friendoff? Eli said he was bringing maybe
three models to do the taping.I like how you called him friend off
friend off Eli. Yeah, heain't got a chance with you. You're
not even even You're not even keepingthat door open a little bit. Nah
for Eli. Nah, you're madbecause you didn't get invited to the last
taping event that he went to withthe Godfather that was in town here.

(01:54:34):
Yeah. Yeah, so he mightbring out a couple of models and do
like the electrical tape, the tapethat sometimes he uses, like a shiny
tape and stuff. Yeah, sohe can do that. I might want
to be his assistant that day.I don't know, Okay, Okay,
do we need to get ahold ofReverend Butter. Yeah. I don't have
his email, so I'll probably reachout to him on Instagram and Facebook.

(01:54:55):
I got his number. I'll sendhim something. I mean, sometimes he
shocks me every now and then.He say, He'll say that he's up
early and he's listening. I mean, he's like the coolest dude ever.
He's listening. I'm super busy doinglike big events though. Man he is,
yeah, like carving ice for likebillionaires mayor. But sometimes they're in
the shop early though. Him andBowl are working and working up things.

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So can we what what what youhave? Because I wanted to bring anything.
Accept the implant. I'm going tobring you into this discussion. Okay,
It's been suggested by enough people thatI've added it to the board.
What the gear grinder? The geargrinder from the commercial grinding your gears?
The gear grinder. The gear grinderhas been suggested as a shot. I'm

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not mad at it. I lovethe creativity. I love suggestions. Throats
be added to the list. Areyou going to You're going to bring the
Houston life into it? You knowwhat, that's a good idea. I
love a two bird, one stone. I love anything that can get me
knocked two things off my did youwouldn't you need? What do I need?

(01:56:02):
Permission? Is there a is therea TV wizard over there that you
can run this stuff by a littlemore flexible over there, I say,
hey, I want to do thisreally yeah, more flexible than the Wizard.
Okay, more flex I can seeyour angle. I can see your
angle coming at it as you know, Hey, we're doing this golf tournament
and it's benefiting this great charity andall this are this truly is just this

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is just f off right and throwingaround your tityum who in the you know,
in a corn hole. It's amental date, you know what.
I didn't even think about that.I have to do the show before I
can get over there. Good chili, so good point. I don't know.
I'm gonna have to really like tospend a little story because if you

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are there, I'm gonna have tocancel the Trippers. Okay, well,
then don't do that. I don'twant to ruin all your fun. Didn't
Jennifer Rena go last year if shewasn't covering it for TV, she just
going. She just liked to hangout. She was just coming to hang
Okay, So the seven it's aFriday tesa Friday afternoon noontime start and tuli
we have no end time noon.Then I'll just get there too. Thirty

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trippers, it is all your ditchDay information. If Eli's officially in,
you can add him to the tothe list then yeah, because he also
said he was going to do alittle video for us too, so that's
always good. That's good. Willyou guys make them put on Houston Life
at the bar so you can watchmen and I can kind of be there.
N't I watch it? Get youyour mic is done? Turn it

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off? You'd have to talk toGunner about I don't charge. I've never
even seen a TV during ditch Day. Hey what no, Remember we're gonna
have that big screen out there thatone time. Yeah, let's put Houston
Life on my victory and if someonehas a water slide, I would also
like that when I get there?Thank you? What are you giving away?
I know the show depends on whatpeople are gonna do for me on
ditch Day, not a damn thing. Then I don't have a pair of

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tickets, olymp Biscuit. We're notenslaved to you like others. What do
you be? You just said itdepends on what people are gonna do for
me. Yeah, it's true.Well do they want to have a good
party? Oh? Like this sobad? Oh? I hate having fun?
Or I hate water slide, Ihate big television screens. You ask
like, what I want is notfun, But you just make a list
of demands and say do it.It's not without the moving parts of getting

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those things, because I believe inpeople that they can get it done.
Can I get a prize on nothershow? Maybe Blimbky tickets riff Raff heard
of him? Yes, tickets toRiffrath. All right, we'll have a
question for you. Can I geta question on the flip of this braak?
Please? Rock Houston's Alternative and therod Ryan Morning Show bus ninety four

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or five, the buzz guys comingto an end of the coming to an
end of the show. Here,give me that blah blah blah music.
Please, La la la la lala la la la la la la la
la la l l la la lala. So just some guy who has
me to send this to him fora ring tone, I'm like, you

(01:58:58):
can't think of a worse ringtone,this thing blasting off in the middle of
a elevator. Oh sorry, letme take this call real quick. It's
important. What are you giving awayon know the show? So I have
the pair of tickets to see Limpbiscuit bones and ate no face Corey Feldman
and Rick raph I can't wait.The only thing that blows it's a Sunday

(01:59:20):
night. That's the only crappy partabout it. What's your question going to
be to win those tickets? Sothis is something that we talked about during
trending and I said, this isa big deal because it's what competition.
Did a local man win, It'sa huge national competition. He wanted.
It was his last year of doingthis job. We had a little conversation

(01:59:42):
about it in I think this.I think it might have been homeroom,
big big show. Did he win? Well? Who who? He was
hanging out with? One? AndI don't want to give way too many
hens think he was an emotional moment. He did win, Okay, he
like he like? I think it'sright, tears of joy. I mean
this to me is like the bestnews of the day, all right,

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Know this show on ninety four fiveThe La La La La, Good Morning
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Okay, Roger, welcome to theshow. Got a great ticket up here
up for grabs. Don't f itup? Yeah, what's your question?
Can you please tell me what Houstonian? What award he and his loyal friend
won at the Westminster Dog Show firstof all, and then he got fired.

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I kind of gave away the answerand that was wrong. You did
you gave away the answer? OrRoger? What was your answer? Principal,
Principal, that's that's wrong. Showme, principal. I read it
right for the next The Westminster PrincipalShow show, don't say it again?
Good morning, Rod, Ryan show? Who's this this? Drew? Hi?

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Drew? Uh Drew? What isyourself? What did a local Hustonian
win? It was a big nationalcompetition. Thank you, hey one the
Westminster Dog Show. Yeah, bestin show and that dog and that owner
are from here. They are Sohe's a breeder and a handler, kaz

(02:02:41):
Hosaka and it was his forty fifthand final show and he won with Sage
the miniature poodle. Wow. Iknow it's very exciting for me. Hey
dude, you win the limp biscuittickets because you know the show sweet,
I love biscuit man. Michel lovedthe show. Rod's excited about this.
It's just Drew. It's not aSunday man. Would you drive me sure?

(02:03:05):
I mean into the office, I'lldrive. I mean you need to
drive me to work on Monday,not to the show. I'll get there,
but you have to drive me hereon Monday morning? Is that cool?
As a little early for me?Com Drew? All right, dude,
thanks for saving the bit. Idon't know where that principal guy was
going, Drew, hang on forme. Chili will set you up.

(02:03:27):
You've earned him. Yeah, WestminsterDog Show wrapped up and uh, the
local winner. That was pretty cool, very cool. Uh let me see
here. Big D added Hammer andHank to his trail of dead. Who's
next? Well, Game three willbe tomorrow for Big D. That guy's
won it all before. Okay,it's not like he's been in the Hall
of Fame ten times. I thinkhe's been in there three times. So

(02:03:49):
yeah, he's gonna go for whatnumber three tomorrow? The Deep Throat Game.
I mean, what can be saidabout that game that hasn't already been
said A testa favorite, a favorite, and now it's even been suggested as
a shot name. So it doesn'tseem to be going away. I think
we need to play that more,to be honest with you. Wild Card
Wednesday, the girls couldn't get it. It took Tony coming in here.

(02:04:11):
Tony took a man, man hadto get him there. I had to
go shallow on Tony. Hi Hi, I will pay ten thousand dollars to
stop just JT I went, Iwent JTT on Tony. Wild Card Wednesday
was the number one link today Twitter, Pall, do we have to wrap
up our Twitter? Paul? It'llbe up all day. But how many

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times do you use the same towelafter a shower? Forty one percent of
our audience say two to three showers, thirty four percent, four or five.
I'm in that number. Eighteen percentof our audience six or more.
That seems excessive. And then sixpercent of our audience one shower, one
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luxury. So that's the Twitter expoll Portal talk A I talk again today,
Fix the Graham Tomorrow Throwback Thursday istomorrow. Read my lips. Alex
takes on Tessa tomorrow at eight twentyat rod Ryan Show, All Socials.
Tessa's on Houston Life Today. Yougot the great Frank Billingsley on the show

(02:05:15):
today talking about him stepping down.So you ask him, why are you
quitting? Now? What's I mean? What are you allowed to ask him
anything? Anything? Yeah? Yeah, you have any questions, you send
him to me. I want toseem like I'm a good interviewer. Okay,
ditch day, June seventh, CactusCove. Once you tell Frank to
come by. Okay, he's retirednow, right, he's got the time.

(02:05:36):
No, he might not be leavinguntil July. You'll learn that in
the interview. Thank you ask himwhen his last day is. It's a
good question. You should still go. All right, that's it. We
got to go. Jeremy wants toget in here next. Okay, So
Jeremy's got pick your tickets with himat the one o'clock hour. We've got
Teresa three twenty local love shout outs. She's taking those. And then Care's

(02:05:59):
not a hell of a run here. Kara's on a hell of a run
Carolee. I just got word she'sgonna kill a man at tonight just to
watch him die. I'm not thatI'm tuning in. Of course you are
we're on a twenty hour break.We're back, and we're gonna do it
all again tomorrow. AMF. Well, wasn't that fun. If you missed

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