Fun Facts of The Day

Fun Facts of The Day

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fuck that's the day. There we go, we
make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's
the day. Hell, you already look smart in front of
your buddies. It's us that need the help. It's not
for you. You already you always look smart in front
of your budies. Talk about smart, you always so smart?

(00:23):
Off off me. There are two billion parking spaces in
the United States of America, none of them all about
seven per car. Think about that when you're looking for
parking at the rodeo tonight. The cookoff, what the hell
I can't find it? Rod said, there's two billion parking spots,

(00:45):
and people still wait for those at the grocery store.
They're just sitting waiting, flocking up. Everybody else is. They
don't want to find one of the other six they
could park in. That's a bug a boo for my
friend Alex scumbaggery. You don't want to be around him
in a parking lot. He's just not it's not good.
Hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing. That is fun

(01:10):
whoa obviously West Coast obviously different words, yeah yeah, yeah,
but they're used in different places. Hurricanes are in the
Atlantic and Northeast Pacific, and typhoons are in the Indian
Ocean and the South Pacific. Hurricanes typhoons they also called
tornadoes tynadoes over. I don't think so. I don't think so.
I think you're just confusing people. Hell, kitty litter was

(01:34):
invented about kitty litter a lot. Hell, I'm trying to
find something that the guy doesn't know about. He knows everything.
Kitty litter. I don't want any I'll try that again.
Kitty litter was invented in Michigan in nineteen forty seven.
Uncle Stein, Yeah, right now. People had had domesticated cats

(01:58):
before nineteen forty seven. Before that, they just used soil.
Belave me and Johnny's room. It's all dirty. Yeah, it's
like just a thing of dirt. It's the fun. Back
to the day. Gross, we make you look smart in
front of your bodies. It's the fun. Back to the day.