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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fuck that to the day. We make you
look smart in your buddies, it's the fuck that to
the day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Let me get to those live Collective Soul Our Lady
Peace tickets coming up for you. First, I brought in
some new fun facts for you today. How about this
Ruth Wakefield just sounds old like Ruth Wakefield like, I
don't know. That sounds like old timey to me. It
is pretty old timey. Nineteen thirties. She's the woman that
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was credited with inventing the chocolate chip cookie. Thank you
Ruth for inventing the number two cookie. Oh no, raisin
number one wrong. She ung just to make sure Alex
was awake.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
She sold the recipe to Nesley in the nineteen thirties
in exchange for a lifetime supply of chocolate. No money
exchanged hands for the chocolate chip cookie recipe. Ruth should
have had better manager. Next fun fact for you today.
If you're like me, you feel like there's been a
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lot of plane crashes recently.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It seems have just been a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The odds of dying in a plane
crash are still one in thirteen million. That is fun.
I mean this is for me, just I need to
hear this. You're about two thousand, two hundred times more
likely to die in a car accident than you are
in a plane crasher. So it's way more dangerous to
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drive to the airport than be in that plane. Okay,
so I just need to tell myself that when I
when I'm taking off. Apparently all I got is cookie
stuff for you today. Well I did have someone. Well
I'll go with the cookie piscotti. How would your thoughts?
I'm biscotti. It's good with coffee. It was a little
hard though, huh, Like, I mean, you crack your teeth
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on those things. Oh, that's not that hard.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Really, you're in stale ones.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
They all they all taste sale mis Scotti comes from
the Latin word bis and cocked them.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, they're not so good anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This and cockt them, which means baked twice.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's the FuG that to the day we make you
look smart and your bodies. It's the fuck the day.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's a lot of us