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Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
If you experience Memorial Day weekend here in the New
York area, it's either you drive to the Hampton's out
on the lie or you drive down the shore on
the Parkway. Either way, this is the weekend where you
see people pulled off to the side of the road
and taking a piss. That's what's happening. That is true.
(00:23):
This is where you see it the most. This is
the weekend you're gonna see a lot of people peeing
on the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
There's so much traffic, like you freaking could be normally
take you an hour and fifteen take you four hours,
and we got to see in that time.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Come on, yeah, you know. And the guys, you know,
we can. You always use the old gatorade bottle. But
women not so easy. So when's the last time you
just got out of your car and pete on the
side of the road, anyone.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I've done it at soccer matches, not out of the car.
I've gone into the woods and.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Wait, wait, hold on. So you're there watching your kids
play soccer. Yeah, and all of a sudden, oh look,
soccer mom gets up and just disappears into the woods,
like Homer Simpson backing into the shrubs. Because sometimes you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Go to these tournaments and it's like in the woods,
it's like out of nowhere, and the bathroom was locked.
You've got to figure it out, so you have to
kind of just go into the woods.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Ye right, I've only been outside once in my life. Really,
fourth birthday, man, we were hammered. How to do it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now? Was it out in the woods or is it
between two parked cars in New York City?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It was actually horrifically it was in a parking lot
into a sewer, like the great the sewer great?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh good, Yeah, well that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
At least that was convenient. Yeah the sewer was.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
There, zero coverage whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But what about you, Froggy. You're a big pe on
the side of the road kind of guy, aren't you.
I will, but let me tell you who has a problem.
And the band going on long road trips. Scotty b
So we were on the long road trip driving my
son up to New York there to bring him to
Long Island, and Scotty kept having to stop. So at
one point, I said, dude, just use this gate. Raaye bottle.
He's like, no, I refuse to go in that gate
(01:54):
Ray bottle. I said, why he goes because you drank
out of it. I'm like, what does it matter? He's like, no,
he won't pee in a bottle. Did somebody else drink on?
What can you get it?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
How do you get that, Scotty. Scotty explain this to us.
It's kind of like we're making out. I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's it's it's unless you're into like humping bottles. It
makes no sense. What's because frog? Hold on? Hold on
for the record, Danielle, all of us guys aren't weird.
I think that's weird. I wouldn't do that. I would
pee in a bottle that someone's lips had been on
froggy saliva is on the rim and wipe it off.
(02:34):
I sorry, I still.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Tell you something. Scotty is not that big where he
is to worry about his touching Listen.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I needed the wide mouth gatorade. I needed the wide
mouth bottle. But the problem with the problem with this
bottle is it was only twelve ounces, so I had
to pinch it off when I was only halfway through
and that's really difficult to do.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
How much did you have to pee?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
A lot?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh but it was a small bottle.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But wait a minute, but Daniel run up a good point.
You're you're ding dong isn't big enough to hit the
side of the of the circle. I mean, it's like
playing operation with you. The thing's never gonna go and
you're gonna get right in there and pull that bone out.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I could have used I could have used a poland spring.
Just fine, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Get it on the rim. So weird. You guys are
weird if you've got a pee. I bet I bet
you if you really had to pee and it was
an emergency, you would change your mind in that on
that I bet you would.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I did it. I did it. I just like I
had to stop. It's hard to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well okay, okay, got stuck in the bottle. It definitely
didn't the emergency room. Now, how do you explain this
one too? I think they could.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
They could probably understand that one. I get it, but
I saved it for the rest area. I didn't throw
it out the window. I hate when people do that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh good, well, yeah, yeah, because you know what, you
don't never ever pick up any yellow colored Never pick
up a bottle off the side the road and drink
out of it. I think that's really.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Though.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Hey, guys, don't worry you do.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
You see how many of those pea bombs on the
side of the cross driving? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I never think.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Scottie b comes up with the weirdest stories like what
what did you do recently that made you throw your
back out? What did you do?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Why are you telling him? I turned around to get
milk out of the refrigerator and my pocket on my
shorts got caught on the handle and as I was pulling,
it was like, ah, because I didn't expect me not
to be able to go, So my back hurts.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Now, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Froggy threw out his back teeth when I was at
his house.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's okay, I broke a ribs kneezing one. So who
am I scary? I yawned wrong and broke a rib
over man, trust me, getting old socks. You know who
used to say that all the time is Uncle Johnny
would always say that, you know, until until the very
(04:51):
end he was like, please don't get old it's awful.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It was three. It was oh wow, it was three
weeks and twenty minutes ago Uncle Johnny passed away, and uh,
I was looking at him this morning. We have a
we have a picture of him in our bedroom on
where we have this wall of fame for whatever short
shelf of fame for pictures of friends and stuff. And
I looked at him, like, Johnny, you know, I wish
you were here to kick off the weekend with us.
(05:16):
He would have a nice, a nice Memorial Day.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Martini, yes, after he put his teeth in exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let me ask you this, So, if Uncle Johnny had
sucked down on Martini and you had to pee in
the car, Scotty, would you pee in the Martini glass?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
In a glass that's hard? Yeah, yeah, it's why it's
big enough. You just absolutely like I'd pay in a
bowl because it doesn't touch the sides.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You know what I love about radio. We paint pictures
with words, so the visuals zero just kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
A big mixing bowl the problem. Okay, all right, there
you go,
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