November 7, 2024 • 7 mins
Skeery is out for an *explosive* reason, so he calls into the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, I'm surprised our microphones are on because well, Nate
is running the board that Scary usually runs, but Scary's
out peeing out his butt. Let's go talk to Scary.
Good morning, Scary. How's your fluff going?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
G M? I, oh my god. I don't understand what's
going on in preparation for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't know what you have to go through. It's
what you gotta do. I mean, they got to clean
you out so they can get in there and make
sure you're healthy. That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I would say that the tank is empty. I think
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to do this four
hours of hell.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just when you think it's empty, it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're scary. I've done I've done five of those and
so and you can never get used to it. It's
never pleasant. But you're gonna go in there. You're gonna
put you out for a couple of minut and they're
going to check in there and make sure you're all
clean and good. And it's a good report card to
get an A plus on and you're you're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I know it's important. My dad has been telling me
you gotta go, you gotta go for for a couple
of years now. They say it's not just for fifty
year olds. They say that you should be that that
people started that forty now and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Even got four I did. I started at forty as well. Hey,
by the way, why did you put yesterday's phone tap in?
We ran it twice?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, No, no, I had today's phone tap in.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Uh, well, we just know the phone tap that we
had with the same one that ran yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That played was yesterday's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No way, Yes, it was your phone tap. So happened
to be your phone tap?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No? No, I loaded, No, no I loaded. I loaded
the computer ahead of time. For me, that's a mistake.
That that's got to be an error. It should have been.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It is an error. You put the long phone tap in.
That's the error error.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Did I really? Did I really do that? Could I
really make a mistake?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, Nate, why don't you tell them what your theory is?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I think I think you did that on purpose to
prove your worth and value in this place.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh, you think I'm creating an You think I'm creating
an obstacle course for you? Is that it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yes, So you're going to step on landmines throughout the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I got the problem. The issue is, is it it
really made you look somewhat incompetent.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm dumbfounded right now.
I tried to make create a fool proof situation so
Nate doesn't screw up and everything is in order.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I know, it's okay, it's okay. We're going to play
a different phone tap coming up. So when do you
go in for your procedure?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
They have me at ten o'clock. Okay, I gotta be
I gotta be there ten.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But you make sure you have a towel on the
in the seat of the car. That's never happened to me.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Everyone's saying that that it's one of those things where
the procedure is the easy part and everything I the
last day is the worst of it all.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right, the prepp is the worst. The procedure.
You just just submit, let them do what they do.
They'll they'll put you out for a second and you
come right back. You're like whoa. And the first thing, yea.
The first thing you will ask will be did it
happen already?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Up?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
There's like brown spots and all the chairs hold.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
On, no, I will I like the modern technology. They
say that this is a this is a new way
of prepping. They say it's fairly new where you just
take twenty four pills over the course of twelve hours
and you just drink with water and it's none of
that no mi relax, you know, none of the gatorad
a and other stuff. It's other ways.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Because I used to do the ways. I like one
of the old way exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What is great?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I know that it comes right out, it comes roaring out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
But yeah, the result of what's up?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So you guys have had this done before.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
As soon as you leave the hospital, can you go
right to an old country buffet or ponderosa They tell
you that in really.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, because it won't ease out right?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
For the first scheduling, my first meal for like right
after I.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't eat, don't eat heavy?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Your first were you gonna eat that way?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
We're kind of curious, what was your first meal going
to be?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well? Well, jet Ski Bryant was going to pick me up,
because if you need a ride, that's the other thing.
I can't rise. And we're gonna go over the river
Palm and have some steaks and go nuts.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Not a good idea that I kind of want to
see what happens. You might be exhausted and want to
go back home, go to bed. You may not want
to go to the river Palm and.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Have Scary's gonna want to go to the river Palm.
I know him. He's going to do it. Scary, go
do it. Don't have no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm hungry. I'm so every time. I scary, Scary, Scary,
get a hold of yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You just go have the biggest buffet you've ever thought
of having. You do it. Let me get back to
us on that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Please, no, I big. I'm out to refinke this. Thank
you for that, And I'm sorry that I screwed up
the show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh no, it was screwed up along before that happened.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
They couldn't figure out how to turn the headphones on
this one's microphone microphones.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He played the wrong versions of songs. I mean, there's
just it's been just a crap show.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
So having done this, and you know, we blame Scary
a lot for a lot of things. There's like forty
seven versions of Here comes the Sun. How do you
know which one is which serious?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He always plays the right one, Scary always plays the
right one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He also said that is really inconvenient. Yeah, it's very
It isn't.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Inconvenience set up. It's terrible. But anyway, you know whatever,
I was unhappy of everything. Everything sounds good here. So
I'm good and the sun is out and I'm going
to take a shower now and I'm gonna be on
my way. Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Go wash your butt and we'll talk to Yeah, have
a good procedure, and we'll see you on the this side.
We'll see at the river. Palm baby, goodbye. That's so funny. Yeah, Danielle,
I'm just kidding. He doesn't have to wear a towel.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Remember, Oh, I know, I thought maybe you did have
an experience. I don't know. Everybody's experience is different.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So I don't think it's that goes in there.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We don't know it before they do.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's almost it's just a little it's a stick with.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
A camera on is a little bit of stretching, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, they have to put a tube in there, as
I understand it, and they they put air in there
so it opens everything up so they can see better.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
When I went use a bigger camera for some people
than others.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
When I endoscopy and a colon, and my thing to
the doctor was the only thing I asked is that
you use two different instruments, please, thank you, or you
start up top not down below.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Contamination is not fun.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, I'm surprised our microphones are on because well, Nate
is running the board that Scary usually runs, but Scary's
out peeing out his butt. Let's go talk to Scary.
Good morning, Scary. How's your fluff going?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
G M? I, oh my god. I don't understand what's
going on in preparation for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't know what you have to go through. It's
what you gotta do. I mean, they got to clean
you out so they can get in there and make
sure you're healthy. That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I would say that the tank is empty. I think
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to do this four
hours of hell.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just when you think it's empty, it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're scary. I've done I've done five of those and
so and you can never get used to it. It's
never pleasant. But you're gonna go in there. You're gonna
put you out for a couple of minut and they're
going to check in there and make sure you're all
clean and good. And it's a good report card to
get an A plus on and you're you're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I know it's important. My dad has been telling me
you gotta go, you gotta go for for a couple
of years now. They say it's not just for fifty
year olds. They say that you should be that that
people started that forty now and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Even got four I did. I started at forty as well. Hey,
by the way, why did you put yesterday's phone tap in?
We ran it twice?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, No, no, I had today's phone tap in.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Uh, well, we just know the phone tap that we
had with the same one that ran yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That played was yesterday's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No way, Yes, it was your phone tap. So happened
to be your phone tap?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No? No, I loaded, No, no I loaded. I loaded
the computer ahead of time. For me, that's a mistake.
That that's got to be an error. It should have been.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It is an error. You put the long phone tap in.
That's the error error.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Did I really? Did I really do that? Could I
really make a mistake?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, Nate, why don't you tell them what your theory is?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I think I think you did that on purpose to
prove your worth and value in this place.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh, you think I'm creating an You think I'm creating
an obstacle course for you? Is that it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yes, So you're going to step on landmines throughout the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I got the problem. The issue is, is it it
really made you look somewhat incompetent.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm dumbfounded right now.
I tried to make create a fool proof situation so
Nate doesn't screw up and everything is in order.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I know, it's okay, it's okay. We're going to play
a different phone tap coming up. So when do you
go in for your procedure?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
They have me at ten o'clock. Okay, I gotta be
I gotta be there ten.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But you make sure you have a towel on the
in the seat of the car. That's never happened to me.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Everyone's saying that that it's one of those things where
the procedure is the easy part and everything I the
last day is the worst of it all.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right, the prepp is the worst. The procedure.
You just just submit, let them do what they do.
They'll they'll put you out for a second and you
come right back. You're like whoa. And the first thing, yea.
The first thing you will ask will be did it
happen already?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Up?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
There's like brown spots and all the chairs hold.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
On, no, I will I like the modern technology. They
say that this is a this is a new way
of prepping. They say it's fairly new where you just
take twenty four pills over the course of twelve hours
and you just drink with water and it's none of
that no mi relax, you know, none of the gatorad
a and other stuff. It's other ways.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Because I used to do the ways. I like one
of the old way exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What is great?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I know that it comes right out, it comes roaring out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
But yeah, the result of what's up?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So you guys have had this done before.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
As soon as you leave the hospital, can you go
right to an old country buffet or ponderosa They tell
you that in really.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, because it won't ease out right?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
For the first scheduling, my first meal for like right
after I.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't eat, don't eat heavy?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Your first were you gonna eat that way?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
We're kind of curious, what was your first meal going
to be?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well? Well, jet Ski Bryant was going to pick me up,
because if you need a ride, that's the other thing.
I can't rise. And we're gonna go over the river
Palm and have some steaks and go nuts.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Not a good idea that I kind of want to
see what happens. You might be exhausted and want to
go back home, go to bed. You may not want
to go to the river Palm and.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Have Scary's gonna want to go to the river Palm.
I know him. He's going to do it. Scary, go
do it. Don't have no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm hungry. I'm so every time. I scary, Scary, Scary,
get a hold of yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You just go have the biggest buffet you've ever thought
of having. You do it. Let me get back to
us on that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Please, no, I big. I'm out to refinke this. Thank
you for that, And I'm sorry that I screwed up
the show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh no, it was screwed up along before that happened.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
They couldn't figure out how to turn the headphones on
this one's microphone microphones.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He played the wrong versions of songs. I mean, there's
just it's been just a crap show.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
So having done this, and you know, we blame Scary
a lot for a lot of things. There's like forty
seven versions of Here comes the Sun. How do you
know which one is which serious?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He always plays the right one, Scary always plays the
right one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He also said that is really inconvenient. Yeah, it's very
It isn't.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Inconvenience set up. It's terrible. But anyway, you know whatever,
I was unhappy of everything. Everything sounds good here. So
I'm good and the sun is out and I'm going
to take a shower now and I'm gonna be on
my way. Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Go wash your butt and we'll talk to Yeah, have
a good procedure, and we'll see you on the this side.
We'll see at the river. Palm baby, goodbye. That's so funny. Yeah, Danielle,
I'm just kidding. He doesn't have to wear a towel.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Remember, Oh, I know, I thought maybe you did have
an experience. I don't know. Everybody's experience is different.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So I don't think it's that goes in there.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We don't know it before they do.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's almost it's just a little it's a stick with.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
A camera on is a little bit of stretching, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, they have to put a tube in there, as
I understand it, and they they put air in there
so it opens everything up so they can see better.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
When I went use a bigger camera for some people
than others.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
When I endoscopy and a colon, and my thing to
the doctor was the only thing I asked is that
you use two different instruments, please, thank you, or you
start up top not down below.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Contamination is not fun.
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